#gawdammit

[honor-cxde]

// 3:30 am, went to go to work and someone tried to break into my truck

Heathens

[pineyw00dsshesquatch]

Hold onto your butts.

We talkin' bout eggs n shit in discount therapy

[thewild78]

Lol probs gonna just make an AU where Angel doesn't work for Val and Val is just not abusive bc I love the potential his character has but AUUGHH I CAN'T REALLY STAND BY A MAN WHO DID SA!!!

So we just, yknow, take it out of the picture 😬

[alphasunpup]

I am an exhausted little werebear. I don't want to deal with petty, immature, weak-minded young adults who are intimidated by me being my authentic self (genuinely get some fucking therapy if someone being happy and comfortable within themselves makes you insecure). I don't want to deal with the fact I've genuinely hit winter brain which means my only focus is getting food, sleeping, and masturbating but I still have assignments to deal with. I literally just want to eat 3 meals a day, masturbate, and sleep for like 12 hours. CAN I ACTUALLY FUCKING HIBERNATE?!?! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?!??!

[st4rb3rries]

OMG I LOVED UR STAN AND KYLE BSF HEADCANNONS!! Can i req one with the main four, like what its like to be in a group w/ them?? have an amazing day <33

BEING IN A FRIEND GROUP WITH SOUTH PARKS MAIN 4

pairings; stan, kyle, kenny, cartman x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; chaotic friend group hc's!

warnings; cussing

a/n; hi and ty hope you have an amazing day too!!

key colors; blue= stan green= kyle orange= kenny red= cartman pink= reader

late night skate boarding with them. it's always cartman who texts you guys to go. in reality he only wants to go to just to start shit. in my opinion kenny is the best skater out of y'all. but cartman is the worst💀. "you guys you guys look im gonna go down the ramp!!" "cartman that isn't a good idea your not ready-" "WAAAAAHHHHH" laughter is coming out from you, stan, and kenny. kyle wants to laugh but he ain't risking it😭. "GAWDAMMIT KYLE IM BEAT YOUR J-" cartman stops himself because he knows damn well not to rip on kyle in front of you. so he switches up real fast 🙄. "you guys i seriously think i broke a bone" "whatever cartman you just switched up cause you know y/n would kick your ass" 5 minutes kenny is teaching you, stan, and kyle a trick. "ok so next you gotta-" "get a room lovebirds i mean come on🙄" "CARTMAN STFU!!" "yeah dude stay mad because your not psychically able to do any of this🥱" this all happens in less than 15 minutes, like why can't y'all just be a nice friend group😭. moments later stan was about to go off a ramp. UNTIL HIS WHEELS BROKE OFF THE SKATEBOARD. i wonder who unscrewed them..... "AAAUAGHHHHHH" "DON'T WORRY STAN I GOTCHU!!" and there he was, stanly marsh in your arms. "W rizz stan or nah😏" stan could feel his face heating up fr. "damn dude that should've been me not stan😔" "kenny shut the hell up💀" "wait a minute where's cartman he literally almost killed stan tf????" cartman isn't trying to get his ass kicked in front of people so he ditched and went home. classic cartman.

karaoke night. you guys are definitely singing 2000's songs. but it always seems like you guys get interrupted no matter what. karaoke night was started by cartman, which is so surprising?? "I WANNA HOLD'EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS, PLEASE" "FOLD'EM LET'EM HIT ME RAISE IT BABY STAY WITH M-" stan and kyle always hating cause you and cartman sound a little too good. "BOOO GET OFF THE STAGE" "YA MY EARS ARE BLEEDING" "OH FUCK OFF GUYS LET US SING" "you guys have been singing this same song for 2 hours bruh😭" "2 minutes kenny get it right" they just hating cause they can't handle real talent. sometimes when the karaoke gets intense you guys act like judges for americas got talent💀. "is this kenny mccormick from south park colorado?" "yes" "and what will you be doing today?" "YOUR MOM AHAHA" "disqualified poor people can't seem to have talent" "CARTMAN WTF" "NEXT" "no wait i'll sing with him" "oh god" if kyle and stan think you and cartman sound a little too good. JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY HERE YOU AND KENNY. "THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM" "TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLER SYSTEM" super bass by nicki minaj is y'alls go to song. every time you guys finish that song your out of breath and laugh so much😭. "AND THE CROWD GUYS MILD🔥" "NEXT" "cartman we are done playing americas got talent" "dude let me and kyle sing next we haven't sung at all🥹" "fine" "ah hell nah it better not be anything emo💀" *30 seconds later every one starts singing* "BUT IM A CREEP" "IM A WERIDO" "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOIN' HERE" "I DON'T BELONG HERE" suddenly the tv, microphones, and speaker goes out?? "LISTEN UP BITCHES IM NOT HAVING AN ALCOHOLIC, A JEW, A FATHERLESS DAUGHTER, AND A HOMELESS POOR BOY SING RADIOHEAD AT MY HOUSE‼️‼️" guess who got jumped that night🤔???

[peppermint-whiskers]

Look I just want a cg buddy cop show, is that too much to ask??

disney needs to stop making 'serious' shows and give us the coruscant guard buddy cop show we all need

(commission info // tip jar!)

[monsoon-of-art]

*(tries to draw a character as a mer)*

*(makes them a little unsettling)*

*(throws my comically large hat to the floor)* gawdammit

[vampir-0]

Gawdammit. Now I’m going down the rabbit hole of Hex Girls cosplay…

[peppermint-whiskers]

I am

Looking at Raguel on my sketchbook,,,,,

And all I see,,,,,,

Is h i m

GAWDAMMIT

[clintbennet]

"Yeah, y'could say something like that." Clint responded and watched as the other fed Luna the jerky which she was more than happy to accept, with the offer of food, Isaac would become a favorite in Luna's eyes. The salt was what worried Clint since so much was used to dehydrate the meat, but she should be okay with a couple pieces without getting diarrhea all night, something he was trying to avoid. Blue hues watched the other as he spoke of the experience from his childhood helping him in these end of times. "It was helpful at th'start, but moving further up north, y'gotta adapt what y'know, Southern Louisiana and West Virginia might as well be different countries in terms of th'land, th'climate, everythin'." Though he had to admit, having a point of reference to start from was helpful but to be honest the circumstances in which he came by that point of reference wasn't something he enjoyed reminiscing on.

Isaac was... a god damned enigma. To Clint he touted the line between being likeable and an asshole, those dark brown eyes of his always seemed to be looking right into your soul which set Clint on edge, he was the kind that had no filter and spoke his mind regardless of anything else, in normal circumstances Clint would appreciate that, but normal circumstances hadn't existed for he world for the past several years. Isaac, Ike... whatever he liked to be known as was a ticking time bomb to Clint and he wasn't quite sure how to approach.

A smile pulled at the corner of Clint's lips when Isaac denied any military involvement in his life, so he was waaaaay off after all, Clint didn't get the feeling he was lying. "Y'had to be in some sort'a leadership. Leading people in th'most dangerous profession here. Trustin' people to have each other's backs under pressure, not anyone can do that." He didn't know what it was, but leading came too naturally for him to not have come from the before times and while this world forced people to go outside their limits, some things couldn't be taught in so short a time.

And then his question came, seemingly out of the blue. At first he was confused, not picking up what the other was putting down but when he expanded on the question, he was glad there was no food for him to choke on. What made him think that? People questioning his deafness, that was something he anticipated, he couldn't help but overcompensate for that, but the drug abuse of his early to early-ish adulthood? He wasn't expecting that. Clint had an expansive history with drugs and alcohol, but it was something he had felt was so much a part of the 'him' of the past... maybe that wasn't one hundred percent the case, he would be lying if he didn't still have those urges, those demons pulling at him, he did better with alcohol, only drinking in moderation, keeping tabs on it during the few times he did drink, but in the back of his mind he knew it was only a matter of time when those demons would overwhelm him, he could only do his best to prolong that inevitable moment. He didn't know what he would do if he came across the harder stuff, the thought of both terrified him.

'I used to.' Isaac's words stuck out to him, he was an addict too? This guy who seemed to have so much confidence in himself? Upon closer inspection, he could see it, his tone was from experience, not condescending, not judgmental, not overly sympathetic, but from a place of deep understanding. Fuck... if he was lying... if this was all horse shit and he was being too naïve, this could really fuck him over.

Clint was quiet for a moment, trying to think of the best course of action, the best way to respond. 'Don't give too much, don't appear weak, don't make them doubt' kept repeating in his head. "Nah... never been to nothin' like that." While it was the truth, there was denial in it and he knew, with the others gaze boring down on him, there was no point in that. He chewed on the inside of his lower lip before he added. "End of th'world has a habit of makin' ya quit cold turkey. 'Least with most things..."

"Wild backwoods life, huh?" Ike snapped his teeth on a piece of jerky, the way a dog would, and once he'd worried off a piece of the meat for himself, held out the rest of it for Luna. He didn't bother asking if he could feed the dog; it wasn't as if their food had preservatives in it anyhow, and Clint had fed her some of the protein bar so Ike was certain that plain ol' meat was fine too. "You got some experience, then, when it comes to living rough and living off the land. That must come in handy for you these days."

Ike could've guessed that much, anyhow, from the way Clint held himself; watchful, faintly wary, always with a lot of the whites of his eyes showing. He knew that look well. In the city you saw it in guys who went from shelters to the street to prison and back again in an endless cycle.

There was something else he could guess about Clint too, but Ike let it rest for a minute as the other man guessed the armed forces for him. He snorted, taking a swig of water from his canteen, and waggled it at Clint. "Purely for show," Ike said. "I never served a lick of time in any army. All that discipline would never have suited me." For many reasons. In many ways.

Ike was leaned up casually where he was, watching Clint work his way through their stopgap fueling-up. The guy wasn't exactly cagy, but he clearly had stuff he wanted to keep to himself, and for the most part Ike wasn't bothered by that. He was confident in his own ability to sense underlying danger in a person, and Clint didn't seem the sort. Ike waited until Clint had swallowed what he was chewing, and then said, "Did you go to meetings back when?" He didn't leave time for Clint to ask what kind, saying, "AA, NA, Alanon, whatever. I did. I used to. It was hard when the world fell and I didn't have that anymore."

[bxxth1ll]

Sir, your backstory is going to start making me sob here. I need something sweet now because GAWDAMMIT i can't

Where are ya folks gettin' my backstory from!?

[canadayj]

Gawdammit someone at McDonald's snitched on Luigi our hero (photo source X)

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

Just to be clear with yall this movie is my personality. My everything. This movie was something that was on CONSTANTLY in my bedroom growing up and it shows.

This underrated piece of work is actually what inspires my artwork and hopeful career in the future. This is the aesthetic I want to achieve, AND DON BLUTH IS SUCH A CREATIVE AMAZING MIND GAWDAMMIT 🙌😭🙏

[mercswercs]

Gawdammit I'm alive, feck.

I mean awake, I'm awake.

An' alive, I guess.

Did I ever mention the Scillae Graves lead went bust? I razed three bandit camps to the ground but the Elder Gorgan weren't around. I mean to wipe the last o' them four out, I got his damn sons finally, jus' their crook father.

I don' got a problem with the off-world connections some of these bandits got, but the Gorgans were usin' the cover of family privilege to move the kinda drugs that I can't abide by on Wayouddy.

Anyway word's come back to me that he's hiding out, clear on the other side of the Donna's territory. Margot moved her idiot son far away from me personally ay.

So I'm puttin' a pin in this until I do decide to take an off-planet trip.

[prince-atom]

If it's Traveller I swear to gawd --

GAWDAMMIT

"OBSCURE" MY ENTIRE ASS

[misunderstandings-georg]

I think it's really cruel and bad that tumblr only has options to post 20 and 25 queued posts a day. I need to force all of my followers to read about gollums meat chandelier falling out of the ballroom every hour on the hour gawdammit!!