#gator boys incorrect quotes

[strayharmony943]

Halfbloods....

Azren and Korey are currently returning from a mission, since Marco had requested from some of the bugs to gather some things. And I guess they volunteered. Azren: *quietly walking down the mountain* "Hey Korey? I have a question." Korey: "Sure! What's up?" Azren: "did...you hear those voices earlier? The ones that were arguing or something...." Before Korey or Azren have a chance to talk to each other, a dagger is thrown at them and hits Korey in the arm Azren: "What the-!?" Korey: "Where did that come from-!?" Another Dagger comes out of nowhere, this time hitting Azren in the leg, and while their both caught off guard, they are both full on attacked. Causing them to black out.

5 hours later Azren and Korey both woke up, and were already entering the swamp again. Battered, bruised and bleeding. As they reach the house, they see the other bugs talking and doing whatever and then one of the bugs see's them.

{Ps. This is just a random scenario!! And if y'all wanna respond with stuff like who saw them and who attacked them, you can!! And I'll just tag the main three for reasons since I don't feel like tagging Everyone right now, anyway! Have fun with this!!}

@aspenm00n @willowve01 @rozeliyawashereyall

[diamondzoey]

Fan-gators and crocs incorrect quotes!

Mara : What the hell was that?

Siobhan : *picks up a flashlight* Only one way to find out!

Damon : Wait a minute! You don’t go TOWARDS the spooky scary banging!

Dermot : Yes we do, Damon . We always do.

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-when Sophia gets her hands on makeup-

Sophia with an eye shadow palette in her hands: do or do you not feel Bonita?

Ghary who has makeup on him and a bow clip in his hair:..I feel Bonita

Sophia who claps her hands and smiles: Wonderful because you look Bonita!

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During a game of Hangman*

Delta: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose.

Clover: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!

Delta: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!

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Delilah: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Wildflower: *crouches down*

Basil: *kneels down*

Siobhan : *sits on the floor*

Delilah:

Delilah: I hate all of you.

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Ghary: Rude.

Billy: That's fair.

Siobhan : Not again.

Daisy: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Ghary: *coughs blood*

Lorelai : Don't die, Ghary!

Ghary: Don't tell me what to do!

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*The squad is playing a team sport*

Wildflower : Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Damon ?

Dermot : Have you ever played a game with Damon ?

Wildflower : No…

Dermot : Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Damon , chasing Cerise : I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Sophia, with her hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Lorelai : Oh? Lemme see!

Sophia , opening her hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Damon : …where’s the spider.

Sophia: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Lorelai : Oh no.

Damon : SOPHIA , WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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Daisy: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Lusin : It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

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Lorelai : Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Rhonda : Not it!

Kinsou : Not it!

Lorelai : ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Gators and crocs in this one

Lorelai , Damon and Mara- @tiefling-chaos

Siobhan- @idontevenknow7878

Dermot- @rozeliyawashereyall

Ghary- @anniekinsart

Sophia- @diamondzoey (me :3)

Clover and delta- @pinkcocopuff-aqualoid

Wildflower- @aspenm00n

Basil- @lightdragon789

Billy- @alexrayva

Lusin and kinsou- @strayharmony943

Daisy- @goblinfrog-day

Cerise- @littlesiren79

Delilah- @gatorboys22

Rhonda- @willowve01

[asmrbrainrot]

LET HIM COOK!!!

[kaiamtt]

Bug: This is NOT the way to my house Bodie!!

BM! Bodie: ohhh no… not your home, MY home!!

[willowve01]

Timmy: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Bodie: Strong.

Bug: Weak??

Marco: …

Marco: A dumbass.

[castbracelet240]

Ghary after his fight with Rolden

Ghary: what happened? Moses: *pulls out a book* Moses: this should explain everything. Ghary: “a farewell to arms”…GASPS I fell in love with a nurse during WWI?! Moses: no,no, just the title it’s-there’s no way you’ve read that!!

I regret nothing

Moses is one of my gator halfblood ocs

Ghary belongs to @anniekinsart

[fnafverse-quotes]

“I hate it when people ask what the stupidest thing I’ve ever done is. Like, awfully bold of you to assume I’ve reached the peak of my dumbassery.”

- Monty, about to commit yet greater dumbassery

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Monty: I know you’re animatronics but Sun is Latino and nothing will change that opinion.

Moon, hiding behind him to hide from Sun with his chancla: What gave you that idea, gatorface?

Monty: I wonder if you’d be Latino if you were human too.

Moon: This is not the time for theories! This is time to shut up and hide me from Sunny with the chancla!

[fanfic-inator795]

Being the responsible one of the Arlo friend group

Bertie: I overheard Arlo say "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Marcellus reply "Trust me" - and I have never moved to another room so fast.

[tiefling-chaos]

Knight squad incorrect quotes sorry if this doesn’t fit your character ( I used an incorrect quote generator for this and picked the funny ones)

Tajdar: Aster, keep an eye on Galen today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Aster: Sure, I'd love to see Galen getting punched.

William: Try again.

Aster, sighing: I will try to stop Galen from getting punched.

Percival: I’m a brave boy

His mom with the chancla 🩴 😠

Percival: not a brave enough boy for this 

Prince Oren: Evren, you’re in charge!

William: Evren, can we start a fire?

Tajdar: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.

Percival : Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.

William: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.

Galen: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

Percival : I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

[astralbulldragon13]

Amber would help with bandaging everyone up, and threaten them to stay in bed or she’s tying them to it. Afterwards, when everyone is distracted, she would go around the perimeter of their settlement and start setting traps away from the usual trails that other Bugs for their daily activities. If these fuckers think they can mess with her new family… well, all that long pent-up rage has to go somewhere.

Halfbloods....

Azren and Korey are currently returning from a mission, since Marco had requested from some of the bugs to gather some things. And I guess they volunteered. Azren: *quietly walking down the mountain* "Hey Korey? I have a question." Korey: "Sure! What's up?" Azren: "did...you hear those voices earlier? The ones that were arguing or something...." Before Korey or Azren have a chance to talk to each other, a dagger is thrown at them and hits Korey in the arm Azren: "What the-!?" Korey: "Where did that come from-!?" Another Dagger comes out of nowhere, this time hitting Azren in the leg, and while their both caught off guard, they are both full on attacked. Causing them to black out.

5 hours later Azren and Korey both woke up, and were already entering the swamp again. Battered, bruised and bleeding. As they reach the house, they see the other bugs talking and doing whatever and then one of the bugs see's them.

{Ps. This is just a random scenario!! And if y'all wanna respond with stuff like who saw them and who attacked them, you can!! And I'll just tag the main three for reasons since I don't feel like tagging Everyone right now, anyway! Have fun with this!!}

@aspenm00n @willowve01 @rozeliyawashereyall

[diamondzoey]

Raine: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it.

Keres: …I was hungry.

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Bloodmoon!Azren: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Bloodmoon!Jemma: I wrote you a poem.

Bloodmoon!Azren, already crying: You did?

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Chester : *About to do something incredibly stupid*

Nash : I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Sammy, trying their first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Calamity, an avid coffee drinker, on their twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Malachi: :)

Vincent : >:(

Malachi: Turn that frown upside down!

Vincent : ):<

Malachi: Not sure what I was expecting...

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Lucy , bleeding out on the ground: Blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.

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Nash : Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!

*Nash opens their umbrella while indoors*

Emerald : Nash , that’s bad luck…

Nash : Chill out, Emerald !

God!Chester, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!

Nash and Emerald : *screams*

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Sorcerer: I give you a cursed amulet!

Vincent : Cool! It’ll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I’ll get out more!

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Emerald : Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Vincent : I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”.

Sammy: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD??

Vincent : I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER!

Ulysses: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER????

Amber: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.

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Vincent : I just drank a lego piece.

Victor: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Vincent : Yes.

Victor : Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Vincent : Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

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Amber: Guys… the principal just called—

Joan: It was Adriana !

Adriana : It was Azren!

Azren: It was Durate !

Durate : It was me!

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Marco : I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Adriana : Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Calix: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Marco , being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Sammy: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

Calix: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

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Lamia : When did you become a hero?

Calamity: Um… the moment I saved you from getting killed.

Lamia : You’re the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.

Calamity: Well… sucks to be you, don’t it.

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Jemma: I love you.

Azren : I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Jemma and Azren kiss passionately*

Vincent , to Easton: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Duarte : Good news!

Calix: You found where I hid your phone?

Duarte : ...

Calix: You found your phone?

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Bugs in this

Raine- @willowve01

Keres- @gatorboys22

Azren/Calamity- @strayharmony943

Chester- @not-5-rats

Nash- @lightdragon789

Sammy- @ccstiles

Malachi- @stxph-artist

Vincent/Victor- @littlesiren79

Amber- @astralbulldragon13

Adriana- @idontevenknow7878

Joan- @rustycopper4use

Jemma/Lamia- @diamondzoey (me :3)

Calix- @pinkcocopuff-aqualoid

Emerald- @aspenm00n

Ulysses- @lunaritychuwolf

Lucy- @castbracelet240

Marco- @magebunkshelf

Durate- @puffin-smoke

[asmrbrainrot]

Bodie: Im leaving now, Marco is in charge. I left notes for both of you with instructions.

Timmy: Mine just says “Timmy No”?

Bodie: Yeah, you can apply that to any situation.

[kaiamtt]

Timmy: *thinking* blows up pancakes with mind

Marco: My fuckin’ pancak- *explosion*

[willowve01]

Gator Boys Incorrect Quotes

Raine : Watcha got there..?

Bodie : *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.

~ Marco: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Rolden: Why?

Marco: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Timothy .

Rolden: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Marco: Rolden, you have opened my eyes.

~

Rolden: We might have gotten into a brawl back in Montell.

Bodie : Well, that was entirely predictable.

Rolden: One of them punched a guard.

Bodie : Timothy ?

Rolden: Raine , actually.

Bodie : Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

~

Marco: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Raine : This is a McDonald's drive thru.

~

Marco : What’s it like being tall?

Marco : Is it nice?

Marco : Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Bodie : We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Timothy : It was one time!

~

Timothy : *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*

Timothy , holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

~

[castbracelet240]

Bodie and Lucy with trying to get a gate key

Bodie: give us the gate key Guard: I don’t have a gate key Lucy: *takes her crystal necklace off and reveals she’s a half dragon* Lucy: don’t make me rip your arms off Guard: oh! You mean this gate key!

The inspiration ⬇️