#gastafou

[sincoe]

I saw this and i stared to do some good shit 

Draw the otp meme belongs to @looneyfrechie

[imissmynose]

can you provide me with some gastafou headcanons about them living together I am in need

listen!!!! gastafou is my life!!!!

(i’m gonna do this all modern au because why not)

i imagine that they’re all bad at cooking tbh

Gaston and Lefou manage to make eggs (Gaston only knows scrambled, but Lefou can make pretty much any kind of egg-based dish you can name)

Stanley’s specialties are poptarts and coffee

Stanley loves the fancy starbucks drinks and uses half a pound of sugar in homemade coffee

Lefou prefers just a little bit of sugar and cream just to take away the bitterness

Gaston puts a straw in the coffee pot

you just Know that they’re total reality show nerds

Lefou and Stanley argue over who’s the most annoying on literally any competition show you can name

Gaston probably loves Pawn Stars or something

(he also totally watches Top Model and The Bachelor but only Stanley knows)

they all scream at Chopped

seriously can you imagine them watching Chopped like it’s a sports game and they’re losing?

because I can.

listen,,,,, Lefou is a pro at gift giving

he takes notes all year and always gets people exactly what they want

Stanley means well but when it comes down to it he gives The Worst presents

he once gave Lefou a wooden elephant he found at Target my poor clueless boi

Gaston is totally Your Giftcard Uncle

every time Gaston starts dating someone Stanley and Lefou hold full interrogations

they’re basically protective parents I love them

when Stanley proposes to Lefou, he also bought a ringpop for Gaston

he got down on one knee and everything

Lefou couldn’t stop laughing

going back to his actual proposal

he just did it at home

nothing super romantic

obviously flowers and candles but it was literally just their living room

right after he got on one knee, Gaston let out a giant snore from the couch

Gaston’s snores interrupted Stanley’s speech 3 times before he threw a pillow at him

Gaston almost threw it back but realized just in time what was going on

(he’s totally a giant romantic and was watching with big heart eyes the whole time)

Gaston was disappointed he couldn’t be best man for both of them my poor boy he just wanted to support his besties

after Lefou and Stanley have kids Gaston still lives with them

he dresses up like Santa every year fight me on this

sometimes after scary movies all 3 of their kids sleep in Lefou and Stanley’s bed

and when I say 3 I mean the 3 plus Gaston

Stanley gets glasses like 10 years after they get married and Lefou is so in awe of his beauty he proposes to him

“Lefou, we’ve been married for 10 years……..of course i’ll marry you”

in conclusion

they cute

I hope this was everything you wanted i love my boys

[ginnyweatherby]

now this is a batb au literally no one asked for

okay friends sit down and listen up this is going to sound weird but consider this: Full House AU these probably aren’t in chronological order I just need to get this out of my head

Okay so Gaston is the widower in this, aka Danny Tanner

even though he says like he likes widows in the movie he definitely doesn’t like being one

especially when he has six strapping boys and a little girl to take care of

I don’t know who his wife was, nor is it really relevant here

when their mother dies the kids are thirteen, eleven, ten, eight, six, five and two

Lefou is kind of a combination of Joey Gladstone and Uncle Jesse

He moves into Gaston’s basement to help take care of the kids, because even though Gaston is raising them well, taking care of seven kids alone is next to impossible

he goes by Uncle Lefou to the kids

he’s the goofy uncle who reads stories with silly voices and tucks the kids into bed every night with Gaston and omg omg i’m crying

Gaston takes half of the brood and Lefou takes the other half to make bedtime easier

they swap the next night so it’s equal time with each kid

if the kids don’t feel comfortable going to Gaston for some reason, they go to Uncle Lefou because they know he won’t judge them but he’ll let them know his opinion without sugarcoating it

like when the oldest, about fourteen mentions something about trying a drink (this is def a reference to an actual full house episode okay) and Lefou is the one to sit him down and explain how dangerous it can be

he promises not to tell Gaston as long as nothing is to come of it, but if it does he will

just... take a minute to think about Gaston playing baseball with nearly a full team of kids in the backyard

Lefou plays catcher even though he’s horrible at catching a ball

He spends most of the games chasing after foul balls that he failed to catch

I’d also like to point your attention to macho man Gaston doing manicures and having tea parties with his little girl

HAVE I MENTIONED STANLEY YET

BECAUSE HE’S THERE TOO

Stanley is basically Aunt Becky please and thank you

Stanley works with Gaston, and when Gaston finds out he’s gay he just goes like WAIT WHAT I KNOW SOMEONE AND HE’S V LONELY

Stanley turns a lovely shade of red at this

Lefou does too when he realizes what Gaston has done

“Gaston just because he’s gay doesn’t mean we’ll hit it off”

spoiler alert: they hit it off

The kids totally ship it too btw they’re the ones really pushing for them to get together

Stanley eventually moves in with the family making the house feel smaller but it’s fine with them because what’s one more tbh

and since they’re jesse and becky that means they adopt twins amirite

they’re named Thomas and Richard ofc

the kids are always stuck in an endless loop of “go ask your father”

“go ask your father” “i have three please be more specific”

omg Lumiere’s son is totally the Kimmy Gibbler in this situation

Lumiere and Plumette would definitely have the most beautiful children ever jsyk

and being their child, he is the most hashtag extra person ever

their son is the one causing the most trouble, and stays at their house way longer than Gaston extended the invite for

they adopt a kitten named Antlers who gets into all kinds of trouble all the time

it is literally the most excitable cat that you could meet but for a family like theirs it worked

Lefou is the one to teach all of the younger kids to ride a bike horse

Gaston had taught the older ones when his wife was still alive but now he really didn’t have much time for riding anymore

He caught all of them after falling off at least once, even the ones Gaston taught

Lefou is the most surprised with how well the girl rode

she seemed to be the most athletic of all the kids

which was a feat in itself all of Gaston’s kids were ridiculously strong and athletic

except for maybe the third eldest

he was shyer and Gaston never really understood him

that didn’t mean he didn’t love him to death though don’t get me wrong

he and Lefou formed a close bond over the years

when he decided to take dance lessons/drama classes/something like that Lefou was the one to shuttle him to and from his rehearsals

His teacher got sick and almost had to cancel multiple rehearsals shortly before a big performance

Stanley volunteered and the kids absolutely l o v e d him

He eventually became an assistant to the teacher because he was so good with them

all three of them gave standing ovations even that time he fell over and nearly ran off the stage in embarrassment

Gaston brought flowers and even cried a lil what a proud Dad

when one of the kids got sick, each other the parents took shifts staying up taking their temperature and singing lullabies and cuddling them to sleep

of course when you have seven kids (nine if Lefou and Stanley adopt) it’s never just one sick kid

like that time Lefou cooked something bad and the entire house got food poisoning

Gaston is an even bigger baby when he gets sick than the kids so Stanley has to stay and rub his back and sing him to sleep too omg

Lefou is very good at coming up with lullabies on the spot he really should have been a songwriter not a house husband

when the daughter gets older and into boys and makeup and stuff Stanley is the one she goes to

Stanley likes to wear elaborate eye makeup most days and from the day she first shows interest, she never leaves the house less than #perfect

oh, and who is this boy she’s needing advice for???

BELLE AND BEAST’S SON PLS

Gaston is not a fan of his daughter dating but he’s known Belle’s family forever so it could be worse

as the kids get older, the three dads (because, essentially they are all the dads) notice the kids needing them less and less

they’re sad about it, but look how well they raised them

“you did good, Gaston”

“I think we all did, Lefou... you too, Stan”

I’m cryin’

[demisexualwriter1987]

OMG

Omg fonduelefou and I were talking and we came with this really funny idea. I have this head cannon where Elsa from frozen has a twin brother Christian (a prince she's the older twin so she's queen) and they visit franceGaston and lefou never really tell lefou they love him in words and then elsa and hr brother visit and lefou gets close to christian  and they (Stanley and lefou) get jealous  like the brother could be really nice to lefou and they could spend a lot of time toghter and then gaston and stanley hear that christian actually invited lefou to go to arendale with him and elsa which leads to them running to the docks and giving a passionate speech about how much they love lefou and at the end lefou is all 'I wasn't gonna go."

And gaston and Stanley get all blushy and stuterry and lefou just laughs and hugs him both but can’t resist being all “So you two cant live without me huh?

[arvadthecursed]

Luciette was once a wolfir in the village of Gastaf. She worked tirelessly to master archery, so she could better defend the villagers in the name of Avacyn. When the archangel went mad, Luciette and the other wolfir soldiers made one final stand. An angel tore Luciette’s right eye out, and as her faith shattered, she sparked to Ravnica.

Briefly trapped in her werewolf form by her rage and fear, all Luciette could comprehend was the feeling that she was starving to death. As she came upon a dying Boros angel, Luciette realized she could both end her hunger and take vengeance...

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Here’s Luciette’s flipwalker card. Poor sad werewolf girl...

[nyfikenresenar]

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Pibesill - lipsill eller en som klagar på allt R Randa - prygla. Om du har stulit tian från min bors, så ska ja randa röven po daj! Ranhyvla - ge stryk, genomprygla. Rausetimme - att rasaut, släppa loss känslorna. Rav - bärnsten. Redig - duktig, riktig. Han hade fått redigt po flabben, bägge ögonen var igenmurade. Reg - räkor. Rennestet - spring med skvaller. Rent ena - alldeles ensam. Resaren - supen vid avresan från gillet. Reserverad - bli reserverad = bli serverad en gång till (akad. Lund). Resning i målet - uppstigning från måltidsbord (akad. Lund). Ribban - kort för Ribersborg, berömd badstrand, belägen i Malmö. Va fan e Rimini mot en spann bier po Ribban?! Ricka - rubba, vicka, stå ostadigt. Det var en rickig stol, den här S Sillabräda - eller sillafjel; se: Sovelbräda. Sillabåt - öppen båt som för sprisegel med tresidig topp på lös toppstång. Sillaglara - spelkula av glas. Inuti kulan fanns färgflagor som påminde om sillfjäll. Sillakryddor - om lagerkransen vid doktorspromotionen. Sillakrämare - fiskhandlare. Sillakärring - kvinnlig fiskhandlare. Sillanackar - 1) sill i allmänhet; 2) invånarna i Blekinge. Sillarumpor - epitet på fiskhandlarnas barn. Sillaspydd - järnställning på vilken sill träs vid halstring. Se: Ristad sill. Sillastrypare - hökare, specerihandlare, fiskhandlare. Sillatåget - Malmö-Limhamnjärnvägen. Sillmjölke - när man inte har några kråsor, då har man sillmjölke i armarna. Alltså inga muskler. Skitt - ha skitigt. Du går som du hadde skitt po daj. Skjudetöj - skjutvapen. Skoböjden - betoningen på ö:et, skogsbygden, inte bara skog i allmänhet utan särskilt norra Skåne. Sko - malmöitiskt för varsågod. Skogsskata - nötskrika. Skolekorg - se: Lönsbodakorg. Skorpa - Sagt om något ytterst obehagligt eller olustigt: Det är så man hostar skorpor. Skorpion - kaffebröd (skorpa). Ska de va en skorpion? Skovel - skyffel Spisa - Äta go mad. Stjärntandläkarna - Tandläkare i Malmö T Tannamagare - tandläkare. Tannavärksdoktor - tandläkare. Tannavärk - tandvärk. Tapprock - åkerfräken. Tarmakyll - kyla som tränger genom märg och ben. Tattarfullblod - mager häst som är färdig för avlivning. Tavarlig - aktsam, sparsam (ta vara på). Tavring - "sämre" folk, ofta av blandras. Tikassad - färdig till. Tillhopa - tillsammans/ihopa. Tilling - piska tillverkad av fina böjliga skott av pile. Tillingarna användes vid vallning av kor. Timmerman - baksmälla. Tisla - tistel. Tiss - tids nog. Titt - ofta. Det är inte titt man ager till Köpendanmark nu när inte tågfärjan går längre. Tjabba - prata i ett kör. Tjabbigt - taskigt. Tje - trött på. Gu va ja e tje po de här jobbet. Tjibbig, tjiffig - tuff, fräck, rolig Total EL - Elektriker i Malmö U Ude - ute. Udäring - utsocknas person. Uga - vecka. Ulma - värka. Ulrik - kräka. Naj, fyy fan, ja får min själ gå å kalla po Ulrik. Undervisning - upplysning. Ja vill gärna ha litta undervisning om hur möed ja får om ja gifter maj me din tös? Urkristendomen - det astronomiska uret i Lunds domkyrka (akad. Lund). Ur - i förbindelsen: Vad haur du uret till? (hur mycket är klockan?). Usenning - odåga. Uspil - road av skämt, påhittig. Utombyare - person som inte hörde till byn eller samfälligheten. Utslätt - hudutslag. V Valen - frusen. Valkebräda - tvättbräda. Vallkärra - norr om semaforen i Vallkärra, där börjar obygden för en lundabo Vangelibog - evangeli- och psalmbok. Vann - vatten. Sade pågen när han såg fontänen: Vannet ränner oppfor. Vannflo - översvämning. Vannhonga - vattniga, t ex om potatis. Vannkorra - vattenpöl, liten damm. Vannmölla - vattenkvarn. Vasen - predikostolen i Allhelgonakyrkan i Lund. Vaskabor - diskbänk. Vaskarör - avloppsrör under vasken. Vask - diskho, tvättställ. Vegelhuad - villrådig. Vehängelit - medfött Y Ynk - liten ömkansvärd person. Ynka - enda. Yrvidd - panik. Ystads sprättar - benämndes fordom militärerna i staden. Dessa vinna större lagrar i dansen, än på ärans fält. Ytterär - ytterliggående. Å Åkövnad - avsvimmad. Åla - säger man i Göinge när man tar bort groddarna på exempelvis potatis. Ålahumma - mjärde för ålfångst. Ålahuvud - invektiv. Ålaspydd - spjut, samma som sillaspydd, fast något längre. Åma sig - vara tillgjord. Ånnaförtröden - andtruten. Ä Äggaöl - se: Kvingedricka. Älling - ankunge. En av H C Andersens sagor heter "Den grimme ælling". Älta - tugga om, både vad gäller mat och tal. Ändon - ändå. Ännaklämd - rädd, ivrig, angelägen, nervös. Ännavänna - vända upp och ner på saker. Äntan - som i Óäntan eller...Ó, antingen eller. Äredsöl - arvöl, gravöl. Ärestass - likprocession. Äska - oval trälåda med lock att t. ex ha mat i på resor Ö Ög - häst. Ölsupa. Ömnen - ögonen. Ör - flack sandstrand och stenig terräng. Exempelvis; Öresund och Skanör. Öradekar - hoppfiskeanläggning för öringar. Vid exempelvis Verkeåns mynning vid Ravlunda. Örd - yr. Örk - uttryck för kväljningar eller när man tycker att något är äckligt. Örk, fy fan vikken spyblaga som ligger i trappen! Örla - 1) yra 2) irra, besinningslöst springa hit och dit. Örling - örfil. Örnastörta - tvestjärt (Farficula auricularis). Ösla - slösa, öda. Under arbete Agerhöna bengalo benghuve Blannevann Båla - elda bölebytta Ding i päran Fadakaffe po bid fesjunken Fittalase-Disktrasa Flabbnacke Flabbskrabare - Barberare Fladbonnad Fubbick Fubbick Fulafrö Fälleben Förtröden - avundsjuk Glosoppa Hagalen hatteröv Hia di hiagalen hialös Hialös Hoedet hotta möget Hussedrivare hynnsapirrare Kadong Klödderöv Knaga Knage Koddablära Korvalua Kyllna - Elda limhamsbakelse Lummerunkare lusaragan lynt Mada-smörgås Mattebankare Min gamle hunn har mula t Mojan Mojan Myggjagare-Skor Mög Mögtocke Nellad panneknudor Pantofflagröd Patteglytt Pibesill Pissekur Pjoddar Pjöfseröv pjöfseröv - fegis På hin sian gäred - På andra sidan ängen rabbemos Rännespraga Rövalomma Skånkar smaga Soffelocket Spittekaga springfitt i hossekanten Spritten Sulskånk Tannakrigare Tannamagare Toppalua Traderöv Tradig Träbonnar Tåbira Tåfis Vannkorror Vanntrövvling-klåpare Ålahue Ålahue ånnafåtaun Örla runt

[a-boros-named-seamus]

The Dawn Breaks

As I flew, the voice, Avacyn, told me of her world. Of the beauty and the horror. The light and the shadows it cast.

She told me of her creator, Sorin Markov. Of the strange otherworlder named Nahiri.

Of the vampires, created from an angel slaughtered. Of the Werewolves, and how their duelling natures twisted them.

The countryside sped by below, rolling plains giving way to ancient forests.

"What do we face?" I asked her, knowing that she was far more adept at interperiting the prayers that murmered in my mind like the background of a busy market.

Instead of words, images welled up.

Horrible, dark images.

Skaabs. Horrid, patchwork undead things. Corpses stitched together in a horrid imitation of life

And Ghouls. Restless corpses buried in unsanctified soil.

I felt uneasy for a moment, remembering Grixis.

Then light spilled through my mind, no doubt called forth by the angel.

That's things were attacking people. I had the power to help. To protect. And, more importantly, to heal.

The skies gradually grew darker around me. I was flying into a storm.

"Rise above it. You are are hope. Mere clouds will never stop you," Avacyn said, determined.

I could feel her. She was filled with regret, greif, and fury. Over her failure, over the fall of her comrades, over the state of Innistrad. But there was also hope, and joy. She had seen her friend, the name Sigardia sprung forth from my counterpart, leading the people, inspiring them. People still believed in good, and hope, and light, and mercy, even in the face of a rising tide of dark.

"We're here," she whispered.

I swooped down below the clouds, taking in the scene before me.

I hovered over the legion of dead, horrible monsters in massive numbers, ghoul and skaab fighting each other as much as the town's lone defender.

A werewolf.

He stood, flame glowing within him and escaping from between his teeth like drool, blade in one hand, fire dancing around the other.

He was a sight terrible and majestic to behold, like a sublime force of nature

His fur was a dark ginger, and he, quite curiously, was still clothed. He wore a kilt along with armour emblazoned with the golden sun of the Boros legion, drenched to the bone with rain.

Another Planeswalker, then.

He gave off a savage fury and grim determination, howling his challenge to the undead horde, battalions of rotted flesh torn to shreds at his feet.

He fought like a flaming hurricane, fat drops of rain sizzling as they landed on him. Blade swinging in wide arcs, claws flashing with fire.

He was grinning. It was chilling, like death itself had descended to return the dead to rest.

Despite all that I sensed another protector, albeit one more wild and savage. Avacyn only confirmed this, telling me what she could remember of this man. It was an unusual amount. When she had made her offer at Gastaf, to change the Werewolves, make them protectors, he had been one of the first to accept, and become wolfir.

And, when the Cursemute had broken, he stayed in balance, channeling that wild nature to protect his home.

And despite all that, despite his savage power, and wild power, he was beginning to falter.

That Would. Not. Stand.

Heroes should triumph. They should be able to have rest, happiness, rest, home once their battles were over. Not death in some dark place, far from home.

Avacyn agreed.

We hefted our spear aloft, parting the clouds and letting light spill onto the battlefield. I felt the familiar feeling of mana shaping into magic as we called burning shafts of light down onto the undead horde.

A softer light fell upon the village, meant to give hope, to rejuvenate, and to heal. Not a minute later, as i prepared to dive into the horde, a howl went up. The village of werewolves and wolfir emptied from the gates, following the lead and orders of the planeswalker. I smiled, and dove into the fray, landing in their ranks.

My spear-sword slashed through the dead like they were wet tissue. Through it I channeled holy light, burning scores of dead with each beam of power.

I used my wings to throw up dust in great, thunderous flaps to obscure sight, to propel myself around and away from attacks in such a graceful manner that it was like dancing, and to fly up above the fray to call down more healing glow for the wolven warriors, and burning light to smite the corpses.

The wolves moved in packs, all lead by the planeswalker. They cut down the dead, shredding their limbs so they couldn't rise again. When one of their number was hurt, another took their place until the next wave of healing light. Whenever one of their number fell, all it did was enrage those still fighting further.

The dead scattered before the combined fury of angel and wolf like chaff before the wind.

After the battle, I strode up to the planeswalker. When I saw his face, I almost cried. Despite thick stubble and a scar over one eye, I could tell that he couldn't be older than 20, but had seen fathomless horrors.

He was rather solidly built and very tall, almost nine feet. His face was solid and square, but still handsome. His hair was short, and the same darker shade of ginger as his fur.

I asked for his name, mentioning his Wojek status. It threw him off guard and he blushed and stuttered, but did manage to give me his name, which was Seamus Alastair Faodlah. I did chuckle at his stunned state. Finally, he asked me my name, and I told him:

"I am Elspeth Tirel, Heiress of Avacyn and Archangel of Hope. Will you help me save this world?"

He fell to one knee and bowed his head.

"Of course. This is my home. I would be honored my lady," he said, his deep and rough voice reverent.

When I spoke, Avacyn did too, approving of my actions.

"Then rise, Seamus The Wolfflame, first of my Wolf Knights, Hero of the Battle at Faodlah's Rest," I declared, raising my voice for all to hear.

"My lady... I thank you," he said, hesitating as he rose, "but I have sworn an oath to the people of another plane, to uphold the law and protect the people. I cannot just abandon it," he said, eyes downcast.

I considered this. Planeswalkers often form attachments to and are bound to duties on other planes. Finally, I placed my hand on his shoulder

"You do not have to," I told him, before continuing, "Simply spread word of me to those you hold in high regard. Ask them to help my cause. As my Knight, I trust your judgement!"

He nodded, a toothy, joyous grin splitting his solid, square face, and stood at my side.

We walked to address the assembled lupine warriors, who had moved to the village square and were beginning celebration with the villagers that had remained within the walls. Seamus remained on the ground as I took to the air, hovering about ten feet of the ground.

Again, Avacyn spoke with me, giving my words power and a almost musical quality.

"Today you have fought with courage, honor, determination, and passion. These are all traits that I look for in heros. I am Elspeth Tirel, Heiress of Avacyn and Archangel of Hope. Will those of you that wish to shine a light in this darkening world join me, as my honorable Wolf Knights, and help save this shadowed world?"

The answering howls from the warriors were deafening.

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[bethblair]

Happy Oktoberfest #gastafs https://ift.tt/2nwGkt4

[ao3feed-mythology]

Pomegranates and Petals

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2iNzk97

by Astr

An extreme variation of one of the greatest love stories, involving a trio that needs more love. -- "LeFou," Gaston drawls in that husky-yet-bored way of his, "I don't know what I'd do without you." LeFou agrees, it would be bad. Possibly end-of-the-world bad. So it's very unfortunate when he finds himself suddenly falling into the earth.

Words: 875, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Greek and Roman Mythology

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Gaston (Disney), LeFou (Disney), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), Belle (Disney), Adam (Disney), stanley's father (Disney: Beauty and the Beast)

Relationships: Gaston/LeFou (Disney), LeFou/Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), Gaston/LeFou/Stanley (Disney)

Additional Tags: Greek Mythology AU, Fluff, probably smut in later chapters, Healthy Relationships, gafou, Stafou, gastafou, honestly I just hope this is a decent premise, gaston is the god of the hunt and male beauty, LeFou is the child of a spring spirit, Stanley is the god of the dead and especially the victimized, tom and dick are pals, belle and adam are here too!

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2iNzk97

[sincoe]

Lefou and Stanley  (˘◡˘) and a jealous Gaston

[ao3feed-batb2017]

Pomegranates and Petals

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2iNzk97

by Astr

An extreme variation of one of the greatest love stories, involving a trio that needs more love. -- "LeFou," Gaston drawls in that husky-yet-bored way of his, "I don't know what I'd do without you." LeFou agrees, it would be bad. Possibly end-of-the-world bad. So it's very unfortunate when he finds himself suddenly falling into the earth.

Words: 875, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast (2017), Greek and Roman Mythology

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Gaston (Disney), LeFou (Disney), Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), Belle (Disney), Adam (Disney), stanley's father (Disney: Beauty and the Beast)

Relationships: Gaston/LeFou (Disney), LeFou/Stanley (Disney: Beauty and the Beast), Gaston/LeFou/Stanley (Disney)

Additional Tags: Greek Mythology AU, Fluff, probably smut in later chapters, Healthy Relationships, gafou, Stafou, gastafou, honestly I just hope this is a decent premise, gaston is the god of the hunt and male beauty, LeFou is the child of a spring spirit, Stanley is the god of the dead and especially the victimized, tom and dick are pals, belle and adam are here too!

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2iNzk97

[ginnyweatherby]

Concept; instead of Gaston lifting Lefou on one shoulder and a girl on the other, he lifts Lefou on one and Stanley on the other

[ginnyweatherby]

Me: I want to write a Lefou birthday fic

Also me: Has no plot ideas

[ginnyweatherby]

Gaston: I love you.

Stanley: For the last time, I am not going to marry you

Lefou: He was talking to me

Gaston: Actually, I was talking to neither of you

Gaston: *strokes his reflection and whispers* I love you

(INSP)

[ginnyweatherby]

I had severe writer’s block for this one, so I don’t think it’s good but at least I got something out for today.  Since there isn’t nearly enough Gastafou in the world, have some boyfriends spending the day at the beach.  Modern AU I guess because it mentions air conditioning.

June 10th, Sand

It was hot.  Too hot.  The kind of hot that if you so much as walked outside to check the mail, you walked back in the house sweaty and thirsty.  The kind of hot that made you want ice cream but the minute you took it out of the freezer it started to melt.  The kind of hot that apparently made Stanley want to go to the beach.

“Stanley, no,”  Lefou said as he tied his hair back into a ponytail to keep it away from his neck.

“Why not?”  Stanley said, his voice taking on a whiny tone.

“It is way too hot,”  Lefou said as he settled onto the couch, leaning his head back, enjoying the breeze the ceiling fan provided.  “I'm going to sit here and appreciate the invention of air conditioning.”

“You're no fun,”  Stanley pouted.

Lefou heard the front door open and slam shut.  Gaston was home.

“You'll come to the beach with me, won't you, babe?”  Stanley asked, hopefully.

Gaston wiped his sweaty forehead on the back of his hand.  “A swim could be nice.”

Lefou sat up straight and looked between the other two.  “Am I the only one that doesn't relish the idea of a sunburn three days before Belle's wedding?”

“I have sunscreen,”  Stanley said.  "You're outnumbered, love.  Go get changed."

Lefou huffed but relented.

-

They trudged onto the beach donning their swim gear.  Lefou was wearing his dark blue swim trunks, a gray t-shirt, and an old pair of Crocs.  In his arms he had a large tote bag filled with dry clothes for when they were to leave, and a small cooler with water and snacks.

Gaston was racing ahead with a surfboard, and Lefou rolled his eyes as he watched his boyfriend's bare back run towards the water without even a drop of sunblock on it.  He knew later that night Gaston would be complaining about how red he had gotten.

Stanley helped Lefou set up the large beach umbrella and lay their towels onto the sand.  Lefou couldn't help but notice how adorable he looked with his snorkeling goggles perched on his head, the mask pushing his hair up.

After they had their spot set up, Stanley flashed Lefou a grin before running into the water to join Gaston.

Lefou settled onto one of the towels, grabbing the bottle of sunblock that Stanley had also ignored.  Lefou knew there would be a lot of aloe going around that night.

He took off his shoes and placed them next to Stanley's flip flops and Gaston's black sandals.  He stuck his feet in the warm sand.  He wasn't a big swimmer - he knew how, he just didn't enjoy it much.  He had brought his inflatable inner-tube to float in if the sun got too hot out of the water.

He looked towards the lake and saw Gaston and Stanley taking turns on the surfboard (Gaston taking much longer turns, Lefou noted), while the other bobbed under the surface with Stanley's goggles.  Lefou chuckled when a wave caught Gaston by surprise and he flipped off the board, completely submerging him in the water.

Lefou pushed his sunglasses up his nose before flipping onto his stomach, digging a small hole in the sand with his fingers.  Maybe he could build a sandcastle that even Gaston would appreciate...

“Hey, Lefou, are you coming?”  Stanley's voice called, causing Lefou to look up.  Both of them were completely drenched, their hair dripping water droplets down their faces.

“You can bring your stupid floaty!”  Gaston added as a wave splashed against their backs, nearly throwing him off balance.

Lefou furrowed his brow in annoyance.  He liked his inner-tube, thank you very much.  He was starting to feel rather hot, though so he grabbed his “stupid floaty” and headed towards the water, causing his boyfriends to cheer.

Lefou wiggled his body onto the bright green tube and Gaston pushed him farther into the water, Stanley following close behind.  Lefou closed his eyes and began to relax as his arms and legs dangled in the water, the sun warming his face.  He could hear Gaston and Stanley chatting nearby, they had apparently worn themselves out after pushing each other into the rougher waves.

“I told you it was a good beach day,”  Stanley said, forcing Lefou to open his eyes.  Stanley had laid his arms on the side of Lefou's inner-tube, resting his chin on them.

“I suppose you did,”  Lefou mused, realizing it wasn't as bad as he'd made it out to be.  Stanley smiled a toothy grin, his goggles once again pushed on his head.  He leaned forward, kissed Lefou's forehead and then jerked his chin up in a silent gesture across from him.

“Wha-” Lefou felt the inner-tube begin to turn and he found himself under the water.

Lefou pulled his head out of the lake and found Stanley and Gaston hooting with laughter.  Gaston had Lefou's tube next to him, upside down.  Gaston had flipped him.

Lefou glared at the pair of them.  “I'll get you for that,”  he jumped forward, tackling Gaston, pushing him backwards under the water, before pulling Stanley down with them.

“If Lefou drowns me... tell my mother... I love her,”  Gaston said dramatically as Lefou pushed him under again.

They continued to wrestle and swim until Lefou grew tired of fighting the waves.  He grabbed his tube and made his way back to dry land, with the other two following close behind.

Gaston fell onto one of the towels, pulling the cooler into his lap, rooting through it to find a suitable snack.

“I must admit, Lefou,”  Gaston said.  “your surfing skills aren't nearly as atrocious as I might have thought... still not up to my level, of course.”

“My talents are better used for building sandcastles,”  Lefou said.

“Wrong again, dear.  I'm superior in that, as well.”

“Are you ready to call it a day?”  Stanley asked, as Gaston passed him a bottle of water.

“Not just yet,” Lefou said, feeling a mischievous grin come over his face.  “I still need to show this one I can make a better sandcastle.”

Gaston lowered his bottle, mid sip.  “Oh, you are on, mon ami.”

“Stanley, you judge,”  Lefou said, as he spotted an abandoned toy bucket nearby.  He pulled it close and headed for the water.  He might not have been as athletic as the other two, but if anyone thought they could best him in a sandcastle competition – boyfriend or not - they had another thing coming.

[ginnyweatherby]

I was tagged by @johnsmoore, thanks dear! 💕

Goal: tag 9 people to get to know them better

Relationship status: in an imaginary relationship with Taylor Swift

Favourite colours: anywhere in the range of turquoise to sea foam green. And purple.

Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick, I don’t wear makeup like..... ever

Last song: whatever Christmas song was playing on the radio

Last movie: Moana

Top three shows: Big Bang Theory, Gilmore Girls, Young Sheldon

Top three ships: I mean I could say Stanfou, Gafou and Gastafou but that seems a little extreme.......

I always feel annoying by tagging people, but if you want to do this, say I sent you so I can see it! 😄