#gascon

[promiscuousasexual]

this is the funniest article subheading i have EVER seen, i can’t stop giggling about it, why would you phrase it like that?😭

[arnaerr]

please play The Witcher Thronebreaker, this game is so fun 😳 (sketches from 2020)

[catastrophicarts]

the brothers ever + a variety of younger swaines

[darikbelochka]

Don’t like dogs but THEM

[the-witcher-confessions]

"its random but I kinda ship Angoulême and Gascon, they have a few things in common both originally from noble families until they tragically lost everything and were forced to become bandits, they find a found family and then (ending depending for Gascon) they die tragically trying to defend their new found family, also both very snarky and have similar personality traits"

[vanillapie-art]

here's my favorite dorks

It's been a while I guess yet agaaAAAIN I needed a rest so. um. disappearance. you know. really sorry about that but I feel extremely anxious when it's about social networks anyway it's almost New Year's eve so wish you all the best! this year has destroyed me several times, but it's over thank god and thank YOU for all support even if I'm hanging around God knows where and post literally nothing best wishes and Happy New Year my dears!!!

upd: I'm so tired this year that I completely forgot about gold embroidery on Reynard's cape💀💀don't be me, take care of yourself in time x)

[knifemushroom]

[dukeofdogs]

Strays of Spalla is something that can be so personal.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

playing pinterest roulette and seeing what AUs i can make up based on the pics (part 4 of ???)

Pierresteban secret service AU.

Agents Gasly and Ocon stalk down a hallway, ringed by halos of fluorescent light. They've just been reamed out by their Director for a particularly messy extraction - the target had survived, but created a huge ruckus on the way out, costing the agency additional fees in bribes and hush money to not cause a fuss.

Back at HQ, the agents walk with determination, not looking at each other. Somehow it always turns into a race, the two of them zooming down the stretch of hallway even though there isn't a prize, except maybe two seconds of satisfaction and bragging rights.

Neither is sure when this discord had truly started. They'd been close growing up, challenging each other at every Boy Scout exercise. Pushing with every additional mile, extending every pushup once they’d been to military school. They'd come up through the ranks, two French cadets, then recruited by the French security forces. Several swings and roundabouts later, they've finally ended up at the elite wing of the DGSE.

(Ocon had been the one to arrive first, handling missions just fine, if a little inconsistent in his approach. Gasly had been on a sensitive joint project with MI6 until they unceremoniously kicked him out. The first day that Gasly was returned and was introduced as Ocon’s new partner, Ocon had laughed in the Director's face, only to realise that the woman wasn't kidding.)

They arrive at the set of double doors that will lead them to the offices. Neither had won their little race this time, both of them touching the metal door handle first. They stand there, neither giving way. Ocon rolls his eyes and lets Gasly through.

"The meeting went well." Ocon says.

The other man pins him with a stare. "It was a complete disaster."

"I know. I was joking. Did you know that sometimes I can make such jokes? You'd think it impossible, no?"

"I don't think the Director found the bill to be especially funny."

"Come on Gasly. We got the job done. Surely it must count for something."

"Certainly it would be easier if you wouldn't spend every mission crashing into things."

Ocon touches a hand to his chest, mock affronted. "That wasn't a crash. That was merely statement of intent for any unfortunate pursuers."

"Whatever."

They stop at the lockers to drop their stuff. For a while it's just the clicks of them unloading their belts, their hardware. The sounds of them peeling off their agency identities, the work, the day. Even if they couldn’t, and wouldn’t ever, really be able to shake this place.

“Humour me." Ocon says, staring at the bowels of his locker. "Really. Why do you hate me so much?”

“I don’t hate you.” Gasly says, unbuckling his holster. Before turning his aquamarine gaze to Ocon. Eyes always sharp and knowing. “That would mean I would have once had to respect you."

[nat-of-lyria]

This trend is so sad ( so I had to do this with TB) ❤️🥲

[marnasid]

I can't resist post this

[queenmevesknickers]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gascon Brossard/Meve, implied Gascon Brossard/Reynard Odo, background Meve/Reynard Odo Characters: Gascon Brossard, Meve (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Romance, Sneaking Out, Bittersweet Summary:

A voice broke through the quiet of the forest, startling him. “I’m sorry I’m late – it wasn’t easy for me to leave unnoticed.” He looked up – now he felt as though he’d seen a ghost. There’d been a part of him – a large part, if he was honest – that had been sure she wouldn’t come. “What’s this?” she continued, smiling. “Have I caught a bandit unawares in th’ woods?”

A (former) bandit and a queen meet (once more) in the woods.

hello I know it's been a hot minute but here's a lil short and sweet Meve/Gascon tidbit for you all xx and by sweet I mean bittersweet...enjoy!

[nnato]

Pierre’s a mess, he knows he is. He doesn’t need Charlotte’s pitying looks or Elaine’s weak attempts at distracting him. Because it doesn’t make sense. He shouldn’t be sulking, always staring at his phone and being disappointed by an empty screen. It’s just one goddamn week. Esteban isn’t that important to him, to his existence. All Esteban does is fuck him good and annoy him anyway, so he should be happy the fucker is gone for a week, right?

Pierre/Esteban sports school au || Multichap || T

[youthchronical]

L.A. Prosecutor Says He Will Not Support Resentencing the Menendez Brothers

The new district attorney of Los Angeles County said he would ask a court to withdraw a resentencing petition put forward by his predecessor in the case of Lyle and Erik Menendez, two brothers who brutally murdered their parents more than 35 years ago. But a similar effort initiated by a court is expected to go forward, and the chief prosecutor said that his office was prepared for a hearing on…

[jontheblogcentric]

Oscars 2024 Best Picture Reviews: Part Three

At first I intended for my Best Picture blogs to be three in total. When it became clear how much writing I did for the first two films, I decided dividing them into blogs of two reviews each is more worth it.  So in the meantime, here’s the third of my five Best Picture review blogs: Dune: Part Two The reboot of the Dune series has been so far the biggest movie action of the 2020’s. The…

[vanillapie-art]

thronebreaker - kingsman au???

I've been thinking about it since I ever found out about thronebreaker - three years probably???

honestly? I'm not ok. I'm about to die the most shameful and horrible death ᵒᶠ ᵃ ˢᶦᵐᵖ ever.

I disappeared again sorry ⁽ᶦᵗ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ.⁾, needed to fix myself after college graduation both in psychological and physical ways (psychological still screwed up, I still hate myself lol) anyway, hope you're feeling better than me, blep 💗