#strays of spalla

[chicaneryatelier]

Gascon finding small ways to entertain himself on the road.

[dukeofdogs]

Strays of Spalla is something that can be so personal.

[ratsy-r]

yay strays week!!

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[fllagellant]

Gascon should be wearing one of those metal dog masks / muzzle / headwear pieces like how the rest of the strays have their own animal mask . He should . His should be the most dangerous looking one too . Oh so the Duke of Dogs shows up and he isn’ t even in full uniform ? I’ ll wait for him to latch that thing on it’ s chill man . No i’ ll turn around and everything . Take your time dude no one’ s looking . We’ ll all act scared when we turn back around too if that helps

[zhraek]

reverse au???? but meve is a queen only of lyria bc one day she refused marriage with reginald and cuz of this nobility of rivia led by the brossards threw reginald from the throne but gascon's parents died in civil war so he became a young king who the rivian nobles thought they would manipulate but he became a pain in their ass strays of spalla is his personal security and they're knights with doggie helmets

villem is a meve's bastard and live like a little wet pickpocket mink...

because of gascon's irresponsible attitude towards his position as king, rivia in the first days of the second northern war ended up in the hands of nilfgaard, and lyria fell because there was no support from rivia and aedirn

villem helped his mom and the remaining loyal army escape towards aedirn, meve and villem had awkward (cringe) interactions all the time of tb events and at the end gascon gives rivia to meve and escapes to novigrad

[stillness138]

lyrian & rivian soldiers/strays of spalla?

yes.

lyrian arbalest/strays slinger is ass/tits solidarity

oh, the tale of the soldier and the bandit forced to work together by the circumstance (and their respective leaders). what applies to Reynard and Meve with Gascon also applies to the "little" guys, except there's even more room for cool backstory crafting; former bandit soldier, war veteran bandit, there are different specific skills in both camps as well... yeah, i like it.

bonus points if both/all involved *are* indeed fucking the same guy (the slinger is a slut we did estabilish that).

[sskk-ao3feed]

𝘖𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 Shin Soukoku

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4AMiE7P by UnaVoceSenzaVolto ✩ Preso dal testo ✩ ┌─★·.·'¯'·.·★ ✩ ★·.·'¯'·.·★·.·'¯'·.─┐ Ryū avvertì un piccolo sorriso sbocciare sul proprio viso-Quindi non te ne andrai mai via? Non mi lascerai? - chiese provando un po' di pena per sé stesso nel porre domande così infantili e sdolcinate. Atsushi poggiò la testolina sulla sua spalla sorridendo - Fino a quando tu mi vorrai al tuo fianco Ryū, starò sempre accanto a te- rispose rassicurante, regalandogli il sorriso luminoso che solo lui era capace di regalare. All'epoca non avrebbe mai potuto pensare che quella promessa sarebbe diventata la sua gioia più grande ma anche la sua più grande debolezza. └─ ★·.·'¯'·.·★ ✩ ★·.·'¯'·.·★·.·'¯'·.─┘ Words: 19512, Chapters: 9/15, Language: Italiano Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M, Other Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin, Higuchi Ichiyou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs), Port Mafia Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Akutagawa Ryuunosuke Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke is Bad at Feelings (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), Caring Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Past Lives, Alternate Universe - Reincarnation, Exorcisms, Dazai Osamu Being An Asshole (Bungou Stray Dogs), Caring Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Gin Needs a Hug, Minor Akutagawa Gin/Higuchi Ichiyou, Simp Higuchi Ichiyou (Bungou Stray Dogs) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/4AMiE7P

[jedi-valjean]

On one particular night shortly after the declaration of the new order, Than met for dinner with a couple of his friends and their girlfriends in one of Coruscant’s more high-end restaurants.

Than lounged in the booth with his lekku draped over his shoulders and an arm around Kaltha, whose deep brown eyes never strayed from him as she rested her head on his shoulder. Her hand was placed lovingly on his slightly rotund stomach, another hand placed on her own. Her friend Mai, who was dating Than’s cousin Shal, also rested her head on her lover’s shoulder, but periodically her eyes would abruptly snap open with a snort. Grig Groogan, a Weequay HoloNet radio personality, sat across from his girl, Rodian pop star Spalla Taffareen, grinning like his life depended on it. A red Twi’lek with extensive plastic surgery and tattooed head-tails sat next to director Walber Wagsteen; her real name was unknown to all parties at the table, including quite likely the man who had invited her, and her stage name was not one many would readily admit familiarity with, lest they reveal habits they would rather keep private.

...

“Okay, first off, don’t call my girlfriend a kid, ya fraggin’ creep.” Than jabbed his finger on the table, turning to the women with a glare. “And second, I won’t have any of you talkin’ about my girl that way. Ya hear me? Kaltha is my rock. Who cares if she eats more than you? You schuttas barely eat anything! You wanna pick on anybody at this table for eating, pick on Wagsteen the Hutt over here.”

Wagsteen exclaimed indignantly, but what exactly he exclaimed was lost in a spray of bread. Everyone at the table laughed. “I mean, who do you think you’re fooling?” Than snorted scornfully. “We all know you get it sucked out anyway. Tooki injects it back into her bazonkers.”

The red Twi’lek rolled her eyes as the men at the table hooted. Wagsteen guffawed and draped an arm around her neck, which she ignored as she rested her jaw disdainfully on her fist.

—Stars In Their Multitudes, Book I: Entrapment, Chapter 3

do you think they call pussy like. tooka. in star wars? eat the tooky.

or perhaps the spussy.

BEE

The Whisper Song but with spussy is now stuck in my head

[maly-dinosaurik]

Gascon in alternative outfit

[aljordandraws]

Been playing through Thronebreaker so here's my oc for that!!!

[chicaneryatelier]

Gascon won another drinking contest.

Was thinking of his line "For to be known as second just wouldn't be worth the trouble" and then~ Gascon: First Human to out drink a Mahakam and First Foreigner to tattoo a Skellige.

[dukeofdogs]

Cyberpunk Strays of Spalla au

[lets-get-brave]

Gascon Brossard, the duke of dogs! I had a lot of fun on this and dolling him up for the folks on the Witcher Rarepair server (join our shenanigans. It's fun!) His hair got out of hand, so now I have three hairstyles on this fancy rogue man. One of my favorite Gascon HCs I have is that he gets tattoos for all of his lovers, so I included a labelled version with all of the ones visible from this angle! Let me know if there's anyone you think I should add to his Fucket List XD

[fllagellant]

The game may have shown me this to try and sway me to not like the strays but the line “ formed after a revolt in dungeons of Spalla Castle “ tells me all I need to know . And all I need to know is that I am rocking with the strays and every thing they decide to do

[zhraek]

Gascon, sure

(for ask)

Sexuality Headcanon: stray :p if about uuh sexual life? like every stray he could have promiscuity sexual relationships with different people... and i thought about that some people, like teachers from oxenfurt or mages once wrote a book about sex education that gascon might once have read or seen in childhood?? but forgot about it completely because didn’t understand it due to his uuh young age

Gender Headcanon: i like to come up with many aus for every idea in my delusions because of this, when it comes to even such things i also do several aus xD i mean sometimes i'm thinking about cis male gascon or trans gascon and his path to becoming the head of the strays of spalla. imo for me both versions has it own zest, like what a gascon might have gone through and what he learned about himself and others! so i want to say in my delusional head he's he/him but for friends they/them

A ship I had with said character: uhm WELL villem/gascon, cuz this is all i've been drawing and thinking for the past few months... gascon/reynard cuz sometimes knight need to be bited from hairy ugly ass punk right in 'e arse

A BROTP I had with said character: meve and gascon? like i dunno sometimes they are for me really like the mother and the dog she didn't ask and where she's now lmao. isbel and gascon? she helps him with fleas and worms everyday cuz gascon eats everything that's not nailed to the floor/earth. knickers and gascon, cuz he's member of the strays of spalla of course! gabor and gascon, they have similar humor and are almost on the same wavelength

A NOTP I had with said character: meve/gascon not my thing sorry, gascon/nilfs i think???

A random headcanon: little wolf boy gascon howled at night for a month after execution of his father in the main square of rivia, people said that the brute of lyria had returned. lord clayton's murder was gascon's revenge because he was also a conspirator, but betrayed the brossards when reginald stepped on his neck

General Opinion over said character: i love him sm

[bard-llama]

CRIME aka the Strays of Spalla are Criminals Dammit

Uh yeah, so my true love is crime and mystery stories, so obviously I have to make the Strays of Spalla REALLY into the bandits and suchlike they’re said to be. But also because I’m me, now there’s a ton of jewel and art thieves lmao.

So, I wrote a lil scene, but I... don’t know what to do with it. Should I post it on AO3? Make a fic that’s just like Crime Scenes (lol)??? I have a couple of other ideas that will probably just be scenes without the whole build up and context so idk.

Gascon sighed solemnly, knowing that his people would not be happy about his next request. Then he stepped up onto a crate and howled, his awoo signaling to all that they should gather.

Reynard and Meve stared at him in abject horror, but Gascon dismissed them, waiting as his Strays converged on his position.

“What’s up, Boss?” Medusa asked, darting suspicious looks at Meve and Reynard.

“All right, look, you know I wouldn’t ask this of you if it weren’t necessary.” His serious tone had his Strays straightening in alarm, preparing for danger. Taking a deep breath, he gave them the bad news, “we need coin.”

“Yeah, but Boss,” The Dapper frowned at him. “We already used all the coin we had left.”

“I know,” Gascon nodded. “Which is why it’s time to dip into emergency funds.”

The collective gasp of outrage and horror made him grimace.

“Look, I know no one wants to do this. But I know you, all of you. It may not be coin, but you’ve kept something tucked aside for you. We’re not too far from the city – if we send a couple o’ fences into town and hock what we got. Remember – you can’t eat coin, but you can buy food with it.”

The grumbling wasn’t unexpected, but most of his people were nodding. They all understood the importance of food. Still, it was almost painful to watch them opening hidden compartments in their bags and reaching into pockets that were deeper than they seemed.

Meve cleared her throat. “Gascon, what–?”

He held up his hand, “just wait, Queenie. We got this.” He scanned the crowd until he spotted the fences he was looking for. “Buddy, Shortstack, Pretty Boy – come authenticate this stuff. Pegleg, you’ll help them get to town. I’ve no doubt you know the best routes.”

“Aye, Boss,” Pegleg saluted sloppily.

“I still don’t understand,” Reynard began, but Gascon waved a hand in his face to shut him up.

“All right, bring it up, Strays!”

With much discontented muttering and pouting, the Strays lined up in front of him and started placing their ill gotten gains on the crate he stepped off of. First up was Medusa, and she kissed the massive diamond broach in goodbye before setting it down, along with a matching pair of earrings. The bracelet that went with the set, he noticed, stayed on Medusa’s wrist, but he didn’t call her on it.

If they didn’t have enough, then he’d worry about it.

Two Toes hesitated, a soft cloth bag clutched in his hand. “You’re sure we have to do this?” he asked mournfully, and Gascon felt for him.

“I’m sure,” Gascon said. “If Buddy can find a buyer, I’m giving up my stash too. I know it hurts – but things can be replaced. We’ll steal new stuff, don’t worry.”

The disagreeable noise that came from Reynard was pointedly ignored.

“Okay,” Two Toes sighed, then opened the bag and poured a handful of gems onto the crate.

“What in the–?” Reynard started, both him and Meve staring at the items beginning to pile up on the crate. “Where did all of this come from!?”

“Uh, we stole it. Duh?” Gascon gave them a look. “Anyway, hold down the fort for a moment. Buddy, Shortstack, and Pretty Boy are gonna go through it all and figure out how much we can get for it. I gotta go grab my stuff.”

He’d secreted his scores away in the lining of his tent, which meant he was going to have to restitch things later, but for now, he returned to Meve and Reynard to find a sizeable heap of stolen artifacts that his fences were slowly going through.

“What is that?” Reynard demanded, eyeing the rolled up paintings he was carrying with the utmost suspicion.

“Just a few things I saved for a rainy day,” Gascon shrugged as if it didn’t physically pain him to lose them. But as he’d told his people – they couldn’t eat artwork.

“What are you talking ab– is that a van Gogh!?” Meve demanded, staring wide-eyed at the piece he was unrolling.

“Good eye,” he complimented. “Vincent van Gogh’s Sunflowers – all of them. I also have Vase with Poppies and Vase with Oleanders and Books.”

“You stole these!?” Meve asked incredulously, “but that can’t be! I know several nobles who–”

“Have my wonderful reproductions lovingly hung on their walls? Yes, I’ve no doubt you do.” Gascon sighed. “Maybe I’ll paint Starry Night later. Might make me feel better.”

There were acknowledging grunts from several Strays and Fireball patted him on the shoulder, even as she set down a pigeon blood ruby.

“It’s a shame we don’t have our equipment,” she lamented. “Gedeone Danger could at least forge us some replacements.”

“As soon as we have somewhere permanent,” Gascon promised.

“Hold on,” Reynard interrupted. “Since when do you paint!?”

“Uh… since I was about seven and my mother insisted on it?” Gascon shrugged. “Anyway, give Buddy, Shortstack, and Pretty Boy a day or two to move this stuff and then we’ll have your coin.”

Meve and Reynard could do nothing but gape at him as his Strays continued to set down their most prized possessions. More than a few of them were teary-eyed and Gascon wished he could promise them a better score sometime soon in the future.

But on this quest to reclaim Lyria, everything was uncertain and he didn’t know when they could next hit a high profile target and start to recoup their losses.

You can’t eat gemstones, he reminded himself, frowning at the pile. So many quality scores and now they couldn’t even spend the right amount of time to find a proper buyer. Such a shame.