#garrus x ofc

[werdlewrites]

masterlist - ao3 - twitter @ djomamma

summary: The Spectre simply ignores the panic as she begins to drown in old memories against her will. The hands of her past were at her throat to force her deeper down and swallow the truth. She had died that day, and so did they. warnings: ptsd, fire, blood, grief/loss, self-doubt, depression, femshep, shakarian wc: 2,687

It could be the color.

The brilliance of red, orange, and white. It is an elegant dance of destruction as it spreads like a virus. It consumes the world. Bit by bit. Devouring and leaving only a dying light in its wake and the blackness of the end. But she can't see the structure she stands within as it crumbles or the beautiful greenery beyond the platform. There are only the sparks of torn wiring and a damaged hull. A deep crimson staining the once pristine and shining metal palettes—dripping—spreading.

It could be the heat.

Zora was disgustingly humid. If it weren't for the regulators within the suit, she'd be standing in her sweat. Weighed down by the lack of energy as the air pulled every shred of water from her pores, draining her dry. But this was something different—this heat. It radiates from the shifting hues—pulsating and digging deep into the flesh without mercy, stealing your breath, and filling the empty spaces with its silent death. She can feel the quickening of her heart rate, thinking of the last time fire kissed her skin and what followed.

It could be the smell.

It's not long after the gunshot that it assaults her senses. It stings her eyes and claws at her nose. The smell of something horrid and putrid. She could only compare it to leather—to flesh as it reaches the sun's surface, scorched. The workers aren't there with them, their pain unseen and unheard. But, at her feet, all she finds are the bodies of good men and women who died in her name. It was just another day of searching through the galaxy in desperation. A cure for this oncoming plague known as Reapers—and it all ends in fire.

Her fist meets the side of his face without warning. Armored knuckles against his smug and prideful expression. He was ready for the hunt, and she was prepared to put him down. “Are you insane?” There's anger in the woman's tone—maybe a touch of disbelief. She had worked alongside every creature, from Rosetta to Aethon. Some good, others bad. But never one so willing to sacrifice the lives of others. The only crime they had been guilty of was being in the wrong place at the wrong time. 

“You're endangering lives—and the mission—for your own selfish revenge!”

“You really want to do this, Shepard?” Zaeed bites back. Finger eager on the trigger and ready to gain closure for his trauma, no matter the costs. No matter the civilians or his commander's life.

It could mean nothing at all, but Garrus doubts it. Her lips twist in a snarl as she turns her back on him, pretending not to care about the flames as they climb higher and spread further. It's all business with her. The Spectre simply ignores the panic as she begins to drown in old memories against her will. The hands of her past were at her throat to force her deeper down and swallow the truth.

She had died that day, and so did they.

A stern finger points, nearly jabbing at his plated chest, and the Turian can see it then—the mask. It’s the face of a woman burdened to save the galaxy. Placing herself high above little things like trauma and the night terrors she won’t speak of. However, if you listen closely, you can hear whimpered pleas for the pain to stop. Begging the heavens above for a moment of peace. But there was work to be done. No amount of tears could repair the damage in her mind.

“You were out of line! Now, thanks to you, I've got a burning refinery to save.”

Between the gunfire, he can see her squirming beneath the armor. Shaking out the tremors as the fear creeps in the hotter their surroundings become. It's starting to feel claustrophobic. Her body reacted without thought, sending out warning signs of an approaching doom. Her soul is suffocating by the grip of flickering light, and she can’t escape it.

But Shepard moves forward until the job is done and Zaeed is crushed under debris. He thinks for a moment that his commander—his new special something—was willing to leave the merc behind to rot like the people he condemned. He would have stood by her side as she abandoned him in the rubble. But it's no surprise that she lingers. She was putting her own troubles aside to reprimand a madman as he demanded her help despite spitting in her face. 

“How am I supposed to trust you?” She questions with a steady pace. The soldier focuses on the sound of her steps and the groan of agony on his tongue—the aggression. She was locked in on anything to douse the crack of fire whipping through the sky.

“I’ll do what I was goddamn paid to do!”

Sooner than Garrus would like, Zaeed is pulled from the fallen pillar, and the pair seem to come to an understanding. It's all too easy for his liking. Wishing he could shoot out the man's knees as punishment for being so careless and disrespectful to the woman between them. But her mind is elsewhere, and the Turian follows where she goes.

But he can only go so far.

He can't go there.

She's more quiet in the shuttle. Fingers interlocked as they hung between parted knees. After a mission, the space is typically filled with laughter or sarcastic remarks on poor aim or some other slipup. Sometimes a word or two was spared in kindness when things ended on a more sour, bloodied note. She's different this time. Lively eyes are now dark and empty, face expressionless as she falls further into the depths. That place he can't reach.

No matter how hard he tries.

Shepard is a silent storm the moment they settle back on the Normandy. The door slides open with a hiss, and she’s stepped from the platform before anyone even stands from their seats. Her body moves with ease, weaving through the maze of people she can't bear to look at. New faces smiling in place of where Charles Pressly once was. Hector Emerson, Addison Chase, Amina, Carlton—gone. The list of her fallen crew plays on a loop, plucking at old memories to piece together voices she was beginning to forget.

Garrus follows her.

He provides polite and hushed excuses as he aggressively brushes past the crew. Large hands cast them aside in desperation to simply touch the chill of her armor. But she was always steps ahead. Somehow predicting his shadow and the need to rescue her from a cell she had placed herself within. A prison of punishment and guilt. He watches with saddened eyes as Shepard slips away and stands alone in the elevator, focus cast downward as the doors close, separating the two. 

It could have been on purpose.

She could lock the cabin to spare her crew the destruction of what's meant to be the savior of the galaxy. The Reaper Killer—the hero. The woman who came back from the dead after her body was pulled and stitched back together by the manipulative hands of Cerberus. A soldier with a second chance, where others had been less fortunate. At least they would never know of what’s coming. This impending doom.

She's pacing again once she's isolated. Passing by the shimmering blue of a full aquarium and mindlessly kicking her discarded helmet across the floor. There's a silent war in her mind. Fighting against the tormented part of herself so she can continue on this journey without fear. Wars are not won with a broken resolve or a broken spirit.

It's a losing battle.

Her armor feels heavier and all too tight. It’s constricting and forcing the air from her lungs, threatening to crush her entirely. Her fingers act without thought, fumbling and trembling as they sloppily rip at the clasps to loosen the plating. Bit by bit, it begins to fall away with a crash at her feet, and yet it's not enough. Aching arms struggle to pull away the chest plate, unable to flip the latches. Shepard begins to panic.

Her feet are skating along the flooring, scuffing in her haste. She can feel the flicker of fire linger and flay her skin, digging deep through tissue and bone. It's hot enough to burn up the oxygen in her lungs, leaving her face red as she pushes her new modifications to the limit. But the desperation forces her to fumble and spin on her heels. For someone made of wires and machinery, Shepard feels painfully human. Her vision fills only with the black and speckled view of the galaxy as she drifts into nothingness—like she had done two years ago. Death was approaching, and she couldn’t stop it.

Blue eyes find her swept up in a fury of her own making. Eyes clenched shut, expression full of agony with gritted teeth. Shepard can't see the Turian, but knows he's there by instinct, calling out his name blindly. 

“I can't get—I can't-”

Garrus is quick to jump into action. Dismissing the shock of seeing someone he cared for so deeply unsettled, and unlike anything she offers up for the public eye. Shepard was only a woman placed high on the pedestal when some days she preferred to be forgotten. In the quiet of the ship when all others have gone for rest, he can faintly hear the murmurs of self-doubt and questioning. “Why didn’t Liara leave me behind?” 

He pries her hands away from her suit with force, and she fights back out of fear. The pair was equally desperate to pull her corpse from the fire, breathing life into her soul again. It's frustrating and clumsy. Fingers jamming into one another while he continues to swat her hands away, but she doesn't seem to understand in the madness. First come the gauntlets, falling to their feet in a pile.

“I can't breathe. Garrus, I can't-”

Her cheeks are dampened by fresh tears, and though the site breaks his heart into two, he can't pause to give comfort. Instead, her trembling words encourage him to move faster. Long talons worked diligently to undo the clasps, leaving the chest plate to fall with a loud thud. Her hands are finally still, and her torso expands with relief, yet her mind is elsewhere. The endless expanse of space filled with pieces of the SSV Normandy, drifting aimlessly.

Neither of them realizes she’s moving. Working on autopilot to escape the fire she felt kiss along her scarred flesh, with him effortlessly chasing after her to pull at the armor. The backs of her knees meet the edge of the bed with force, and she stumbles back into it, lying flat with attention on the window above, providing a once beautiful view of a universe well-traveled. Now, those twinkling stars remind her of something more grim. Bodies—the bodies of her friends. Lifeless and cast out into the abyss. They stare back at Shepard, gaining distance as gravity pulls her into orbit, all shifting to darkness shortly after.

“I failed,” Shepard states in a whisper, and the force against her legs stills momentarily, drinking in her grief like a poison and sharing in her agony. He begins to undress her again with hurried fingers, waiting for a sign of relief that never comes. Her eyes simply close to block out the light, but all she can see are the smiles of friends now gone and the families they’ve left behind. Teeth clamp onto a trembling lip, holding back the sobs that ache and beg to wreak havoc over her exhausted body.

Shepard is so lost in it that she doesn’t register the dip of the mattress as a familiar figure joins her. It only sinks in when his chilled skin reaches out to touch her fire, dousing the flames enough for her body to still. Goosebumps travel along her skin, mindlessly leaning into the palm that caresses her cheek, brushing away her sorrow.

She sees an ocean before her. His eyes are full of glistening light, endless and serene. She can’t help but raise a weakened arm, fingers tracing along the scars of Archangel. There had been such joy—such momentary bliss—in their reunion before he dropped to her feet, lifeless. Knowing she could have lost him then was torment enough. Shepard wasn’t entirely sure she could survive it a second time.

“I don’t want t’fail you.”

Her partner seems to deflate at the sound of her inner torment. Envisioning the horrors that play out in her mind on a near-constant loop—a painful similarity to his own. The loss of the ones you trusted—your friends, allies—maybe even family. And they entrusted you with their safety—their life, and it all ends in blood and loneliness in the vacuum of space.

But they weren’t alone anymore.

Elongated fingers reach to entangle with hers, hoping to soothe and comfort. A reminder that through all of the battles, aching hearts, and broken bones—he was still with her. He was still here. “When you found me on the Citadel,” he begins with a low tone. “I had pictured hundreds of different scenarios—what we would be up against. Fighting Geth, finding Vigil and Sovereign—who would be crazy enough to take it all on? One hit after the next?”

Shepard doesn’t speak, hiding the quiver of her lip between clamped teeth, struggling to will away the sadness. Garrus becomes a hazy vision in tired eyes, letting them close to instead focus on his touch—his voice as it speaks nothing but kindness. Something she never spared a moment of for herself as she worked this mechanical body to death.

“I’ve seen failure, and you don’t fit the description. You died just to do what was right. You saved them-”

“I didn’t save everyone,” she states in a weakened whisper.

“You can’t save everyone, Rae. But that doesn’t make you a failure. It doesn’t make you less.” He eases away her touch with care, cradling her hand as though she were made of glass to instead rest their entwined fingers against the center of her chest. No matter the amount of modifications, the real woman he loved was still there. Full of warmth and a beating heart—though aching. Proof of her humanity and every flaw and perfection that came with it. “It’s what you strive for that matters—what you live for. Hell, this moment proves what kind of person you are. You’re grieving over their loss and for your own.”

Her body stills, drinking in his words slowly—hesitantly. Part of her doesn’t want to believe she deserves the grace he provides. Families were now hollow and incomplete—left unfinished. Or there had been a stray soul that wandered into the Alliance, looking for their purpose with nothing to hold them back. Their existence is unknown to all others outside of the Normandy, making Shepard one of the few to carry on their name—to honor them.

With a heavy sigh, her head lolls to the side, immediately held in a trance by the crystal clear aquarium and the many colors that flickered across the glass. Garrus had once considered the idea of pet fish—calling them useless. As time passed, he had studied humanity. Maybe it was simple curiosity; maybe it was a newfound admiration of his commander, but he insisted their purpose could be calming and how right he had been.

“D’you think they’ll forgive me?” She mumbles. The woman is unaware of just how tightly she clings to him. Her knuckles paled from the grip, though he barely seemed to notice or care.

With the other arm embedded into the bed for support, his free hand maneuvers to come through sweat-matted hair. Brushing away the tangles with care and finding his heart soften at the sight of relaxation soon drifting over her features. A soldier's hold begins to loosen until she’s pliable, with eyes once more fallen shut. Though now, there’s a noticeable lack of wrinkles from a furrowed brow. There’s no sadness or frustration in the darkness—only peace in his embrace. “There’s nothing to forgive.”

[jackals-ships]

JACKAL I must apologize I was like I WILL GO CHECK F/O LIST because I am not 100% sure which bot you ship with (<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) though I thiiink it's Megatron bUT sorry if I'm wrong fkdjashkj BUT BEARING IN MIND I HAVEN'T FINISHED S1...I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SHIP(S) 👀 and perhaps read fic at some point if you are able to find it @goldenworldsabound

(<- did not care about robots until suddenly I cared A LOT) IS AN ENTIRE MOOD THO HFKF tfp is like some sleeper cell activation code i SWEAR,,, + ur all good !! i gotta fiddle w my f/o list a lil and then repost it bc i kept meaning to make minor changes an then forgor,

BUT ANYWAYS YES !!! he's also, hilariously, one of the f/os i have a physical lil guy of despite being not on my radar as long as like garrus hf

also a read more bc i woke up Rambly today <3

he gets to sit with the ponies :} bc he canonically likes mlp at least according to the lil ask Megatron bit + there was a whole comics crossover (2 I think actually?)

breakdown + knockout are also My Besties they started out as like kinda baby crushes <- local aro can't tell the difference between Feelings even in fiction more at 11 [lighthearted] before megs came for my braincell with the fuckin. steel chair HFJ so seeing you go 👀🥰 at knocks i was like FUCK YEAH LETS GOO !!! im dropping into his work station from the ships vents like oooo someone's got a cruuuuush ooooo you wanna be all (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）don't u knocks- (jackal is once again banned from the nemesis)

okay okay but; i rlly only have one fic Finished and luckily had the foresight to post it to AO3. it's a lil older so not totally in character + canon but still silly and cute hjfkd

NOW GETTING INTO MY RED STRING TERRITORY-

when i get into something with a lot of continuities i tend to kinda? squish em together? or take bits and pieces going >:3 my city now, so the jackal x megatron ship is Primarily TFP but ive also absconded with fun movie details (like megs being i think it was 30? 40 ft tall? Fuck Huge,,,,) and also bits of comics lore/designs (holomatter is an interesting concept and im chewing on Meg's as we speak. gnawing on his arm even-)

but regardless this ship is totally my Slice Of Life Comedy Hour Chill LoFi Beats type of ship HKF like im a sucker for darker stuff higher stakes but i think this one has 0 stakes

like. like jackal and megatron literally met because jackal enjoys long walks on the beach exploring places Away from the city and Generally Away From Ppl to just sorta vibe. and ofc the normal thing to do when coming across a Definitely Alien And If Not Alien Then Like Secret Government Ship is to walk away. NOT wander ur happy lil ass inside like :0 yooooo what do These buttons do

and then when you get kicked out instead of getting squished like the bug you shouldn't come back via the air vents. again. and again and again and AGAIN and AG- until the local alien warlord gives in and is like "yeah okay this is my life now ig???" (soundwave was totally helping them btw. he likes drama 😌 and also has his own human hi adri so he can't say shit-) (also I've never decided on the Actual number of times they break it, in my brain it keeps slowly going up jus bc I find the concept SO funny. pov you're an alien warlord worried you got alien rodents and oh no NVM it's the human again. FUCK-)

it's absolutely the slowest burn too bc Meg's Refuses to admit that he has a crush on the weird squishy thing that keeps breaking in (until he's decided they're dating. and doesn't bother mentioning this) while jackals just 🥰 hehehoho big robot friend who calls me scraplet and sweetspark and sometimes puppy 🥰🥰🥰 also threatened to kill any mech who was mean to me 🤔🤔 weird. aaanyways

THERE'S ALSO a running joke in my head of that "what do you have?" "A KNIFE" "NO-" but it's jackal running off with energon bc you can't SHOW ME a cool liquid and have me NOT want to drink it !! Just a sippy. jus a lil- we'll have the hospital on speed dial pleeeeaaaase-😭

anyways tldr jackal megatron is "I'm not trapped with him he's trapped with me yaaaay :D" and "robot google; weird fuzzy feeling in spark?? how to remove weird fuzzy feeling?? robot google human exterminator near me-"

[royposting]

Characters for u:

Roy ofc

Garth

Garrus mass effec

in the spirit of not clogging ppls dash i think this will be best 💛

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

ROY: DICKROY NATION RISE UP!!! dickroy is everything to me truly. of course past jaderoy is important but i dont like. ship it.

GARTH: see i have truly never considered a garth ship. whenever i see him shipped with anyone i am delighted for my sweet fish prince. i have seen some roygarth and it makes me laugh but in like the delighted way a grandma would before pinching your cheek.

GARRUS: aint no shepard without vakarian!!!!!! femshep x garrus 4 life!!!!!!!!!! only liara can ever make me stray from having sheppy date garrus and even then its HARD

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

ROY: roy and ollie duh. i love their relationship sooo dearly. they are the BEST. also fab five.

edit: ROYJOEY FRIENDSHIP GOAT

GARTH: again garth is delightful to me in every single way i love him so much. everyone should be his friend.

GARRUS: my mans friendship with wrex always makes me laugh they are so funny together. i love them

My unpopular opinion about this character:

ROY: my boy should have led the new titans gang instead of donna……. she is perfectly capable and i love that they wanted a woman in charge but the LOGICAL option would have been roy if dick is stepping down……..

GARTH: i prefer him when hes a little bit insane like when hes young in TT. he is sweet when he is a kind gentle fish boy who has never known joy in his life but my favourite is when he just shows up and goes absolutely apeshit

GARRUS: i HATE that he dates tali if youre not with him!!! i hate it!!!! i hate it!!!!!!! people are soooo delighted by it but i HATE IT!!!!!

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

ROY: GIVE HIM A SOLO RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. RIGHT NOW. I AM POINTING A GUN AT DCS OFFICES. RIGHT NOW. i want him to get to do literally all the things other vigilantes do. have him square off against a rogue gallery. have him solve crimes. have him fight bad guys and also have some interpersonal and even love interest drama. NOW!!!!!!!!!!

GARTH: i wish he went apeshit more often…..

GARRUS: i wish broshep could date him :((

thank u i love you!!!!

[nowandthane]

🎶 9 Ship Songs 🎶

Thank you @my-dumb-obsessions for tagging me ❤️ I saw this and wanted to do it too so I’m very grateful xD

Rules: List 9 songs for one (or more) of your ships. Optionally, tag 9 people.

Tagging @azurechicken @sillyliterature @ace-trash-boi @elvhencore @daedrabait @queentheirins @yurissweettooth @malabadspice @corgiofdeath only if you wanna do it! No pressure ❤️ and sorry if you’ve already been tagged 😅 Also anyone else who wants to do this ofc!

This got long so I’m putting it under the cut 😅

I can’t choose one ship lmao so, starting off with Dragon Age~

Riyaad x Fenris (for when Fenris leaves yknow. I promise they’re not this angsty all the time)

Shadow Preachers by Zella Day

I close my eyes, just close the door You want a minute, I'll give you more Maybe I don't want you either We're both unsettled, nighttime creatures Shadow preachers, nighttime creatures

Veara x Solas (though tbh this is just peak Solavellan song to me, it’s not really specific to Veara idk)

Murder Song (5, 4, 3, 2, 1) - Acoustic by AURORA

He holds the gun against my head I close my eyes and bang, I am dead I know he knows that he's killing me for mercy

Garrett x Anders (two apostates against the world + religious trauma who doesn’t love it!)

Sinners by Lauren Aquilina

So lets be sinners to be saints And lets be winners by mistake The world may disapprove But my world is only you And if we're sinners then it feels like heaven to me Our hearts are too ruthless to break Lets start fires for heaven's sake

Arianwen x Cullen (this was always their song for me, I listened to it all the time when I was writing Command Me to Love)

Gold by Echos

Nobody knows who I am I've got intentions of gold with my plans Nobody knows who I am I've got intentions of gold with my plans

Some polyships—

Heroes of Ferelden (Nayima x Leliana x Alistair)

Nayima x Leliana (they have issues post blight/honeymoon phase but they’ll work things out eventually. I see this as Leliana singing the song about Naya)

October Passed Me By by Girl in Red

Yeah, I got bitter when you got cold Could you really blame me though? 'Cause I'm still tied up when you go You know this song is about you, who else could it be? You were the first to make me feel like I was me

Nayima x Alistair (sometimes I think I choose this song for them/aliwarden just because it has the word ‘tainted’ in it)

Battlefield by SVRCINA

Meet me on the battlefield Even on the darkest night I will be your sword and shield, your camouflage And you will be mine

i havent made a leliana x alistair playlist yet

3 Snipers + Tali (the name started as a joke but it stuck lmao. So this is Sarani’s polycule with Tali, Thane and Garrus. Garrus is also romantically involved with the other two, Tali and Thane are queerplatonic. It’s a whole thing, I’m writing their story rn and it’s pretty complicated ngl but I’m having fun)

Sarani x Tali (yeah ok the music video I edited for them is to a different song but… *shrugs*)

Love from NGC 7318 by Tanerélle, Barnes Blvd.

I wanna tell you how I feel tonight I keep trying, but the words ain't right Nothing's fitting for a kind like you I'm never speechless when the earth's my view Killing the time Building a fort Wrapped in each other as we fall in love I've never met a girl like you, never met a girl like you

Sarani x Thane (but they WILL last, they WILL, I will MAKE IT SO)

Won’t by Tanerélle

I tell him 'Go fast' I've gotta thing for speed He tells me 'Lean back' I let him take the lead I know it won't last But he is all I need I write my name over his tongue So it is all he speaks I got a million fucking reasons I should leave him But I don't I got a million fucking reasons to stop dreaming But I won't

Sarani x Garrus (hmm, that’s a lot of Tanerélle, you might think. idk I was listening to a lot of her when this polycule was cooking in my head)

Ripe by Tanerélle

I know you been thinking that you can't But I think that you should If I can make your whole body ache I can make you feel good I'm what you need, I'm what you know Hooked on your axis You make my world go I'll keep you wild I'll keep you free Say you'll be mine I'll show you what that means

I have songs for the entire polycule too but I’m already at 9 so I’ll stop lmao

[n7viper]

9 People You Want to Know Better

tagged by @commander-krios a few weeks ago, and my memory (or lack thereof) got the better of me 😅 better late than never, eh?

Three Ships: right now - Shepard x Garrus, Shepard x Thane, and Cullen x Inquisitor (with a slight preference for Lavellan, ofc)

First Ever Ship: Elizabeth Swann x Will Turner, I think

Last Song I listened to: 'Burned At Both Ends' by Motionless in White

Last Movie I watched: The Menu

Currently reading: attempting to read The Fall of Reach

Currently watching: Letterkenny and rewatching M*A*S*H*

Currently consuming: turkey chili

Currently craving: sushi!

Leaving this as an open tag again because I'd like to get to know all of you! If you see this, you're tagged 💖

[full---ofstarlight]

Happy Valentine's Day!

below have some spicy headcanons for my oc ships because i dont know if ill ever get roudn to writing all the fics i mentally write in my head for them lmao

cw: detailed sexy stuff

Nyx x Garrus

i think they are very even on switching up who is more dominant.

Jack was right -- she likes biting

they really like ... like touching foreheads when they haev sex its v intimate and nice

she'll like swing her legs over his shoulders if theyre doing it missionary (which is probably not missionary at that point idk positions) and the first time she did that she was like "guess my reach and flexibility is pretty damn good"

this is not unique to them but yes he is ofc good with his tongue lets be real

couple most likely to try funky positions mostly bc of the fun anatomy differences

Isadora x Cullen

Isadora is more dominant and usually on top

Cullen loves to be on his knees and just service her

He has a praise kink and likes to be a good boy

Also really fond of her fingers in his mouth and being choked lol

BUT they do switch and when Cullen gets more in charge he'll pull her hair which she loves

isadora definitely has given him a blowjob under his desk and someone has walked in and that is a fic i will write one day maybe maybe not

couple most likely to have a threesome

Celeste x Zevran

Zevran gets pegged, but we knew that

Zev's probs a service top lets be real -- I think they def start out that way bc Celeste has... no idea what she's doing at first, but when she gets more confident she'll dom

And why yes, he was Celeste's first and only :)

she sits on his face a lot

she loooves neck kisses which zev found out early and loves to tease her along

theyre big on orgasm delay probs

Artemis x Liam

The first time they have sex, he absolutely finishes way too quickly and get super embarrassed, but she thinks it's cute and then they go for round two. Yes, I've been thinking about writing this for like two years, no it is not done.

They are the goofiest when they have sex -- always laughing together and making little jokes

wait i lied, this is the couple most likely to have a threesome and probably canonically did with Peebee

couple also most likely to get accidentally walked in on because neither of them remember to lock doors woops

Selene x Calderon

she likes wearing very nice lingerie and teasing him with it

esp garter socks

she also likes to follow directions and be a good girl for him

this is the couple that likes spanking woops

[elliewan]

Hi !!! What about D S U and X for the ask thing ?? 👀👀👀

Hiiii ♥ Thank you dearie :DDD I hope you’re doing ok! Here are my answers!

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice) 

Thermite/Thatcher? I wished I liked it because it’s waaay more popular and has a lot of content haha but I unfortunately don’t (I can’t unsee something sad about their dynamic).

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I replied in a former ask, but I can still babble something different :3

Have I mentioned the Rainbow Battle Bots Ultimate Arena? Haha (name still under construction.) I don’t think I’m the only one to hc it, but I really enjoy the idea of Smoke and Mute hosting a regular drones/robots combat event at the base. At the very beginning of the reactivation of Rainbow, it may have been an occasion for Smoke to get to know Mute better (and flirt with him ofc). First contestants might have been Smoke/Mute vs. Twitch/Rook vs. Jäger/Fuze. 

Then with the arrival of new operators, new teams probably appeared like the ruthless Gridlock/Mozzie, Echo/Dokkaebi, and now Flores as the latest addition :D 

Lots of things could have happened in those championships, and in their time working on their drones. Maybe that’s how Jäger/Fuze could occurr, or at least it’d help Fuze being more included in the team in general. That’s also how Gridlock/Sledge kind of started in my SiegeTheValentines entry. 

I’m sure there’s also a very enthusiastic public for said championships. Tachanka brings vodka, while Amaru brings pop corn and Goyo with her, Castle often drops by, Ace records them, Clash gets way too invested and screams like during an actual football match and so on. haha

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Garrus from Mass Effect – First time I fell in love with a video game character.

Ghost from Modern Warfare 2 – Second time I fell in love with a video game character.

Twitch from Rainbow Six – Would die for her.

Bloodhound from Apex Legends – Would die for them.

Halfdan from Vikings (which I’m currently watching) – Wouldn’t trust him with a fork, but I still like that stupid *ss.

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Trying not to repeat the 5 from the previous question, here are I think the characters I’ve mostly called “BBY!!” or “MY BABY!” haha

Tali’Zorah – Mass Effect

Thermite – Rainbow Six

Ace – Rainbow Six

Chloe Frazer - Uncharted

Rorschach – Watchmen

Gloria Mendoza – Orange is the New Black

Bill Williamson – Red Dead Redemption (I CAN EXPLAIN)

Liam – Teen Wolf

Grace – Far Cry 5

Thank you for asking! I hope my answers were entertaining haha Wish you a nice day ♥ ♥ ♥

[wormwoodsand]

01 on the ask game for mass effect? 👀

Send me a fandom and I will tell you my: 

Favorite character:

Is it a copout if I say Shepard? Specifically FemShep? Yes? Okay then...Legion! THAT'S not a copout at all! Though I am one of those people who gets really invested in minor side characters too, so I'll say I really liked Kolyat as well. Or rather, the potential he had as a character. OH, and Mordin, I do love salarians!

Least Favorite character:

Conrad Verner. I didn't find him entertaining at all, he was annoying at best and dangerous at worst.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

Oh God. Uuuhh. This is the part where I admit I'm not much of a Mass Effect shipper. I didn't even romance anyone in my game (I know, *le gasp*), but I guess if you're gonna twist my arm...

- FemShep x Garrus - MaleShep x Kaidan - Tali x Kal'Reegar - Liara x Feron - platonic Shep x Mordin

Character I find most attractive:

This is the part where I admit I'm not much of an alien-fucker either (I know right, what am I even doing in this fandom anymore?), but again, if you're gonna twist my arm...Kal'Reegar? Again, I like minor characters and he was just a really good boy. Oh, though Kasumi is really hot too. And Liara, ofc.

Character I would marry:

I'm really not the marriage type, so...platonic marriage to Mordin, I guess. I feel like it's often salarians to the rescue for us aspec folk lol.

Character I would be best friends with:

Oh now THIS ONE I could talk about for hours! I may not be much of a shipper, but boy am I a slut for that sweet sweet platonic affection! I honestly can't pick just one or even two, so I'll just rattle off: LEGION, Garrus, Liara, Mordin, Tali, Ashley (bit of a weird choice maybe, I'm aware she has some major flaws but she just really grew on me throughout the trilogy), Feron (again, a minor character we didn't really get to know much but he seems like a bro), Kasumi, EDI, and Wrex

A random thought:

What exactly is it about Shepard that makes them so universally beloved? Like, the thing with Bioware protagonists is that you can make them into whatever person you envision them as, right? But for some reason Shepard seems to have this very special place in peoples' hearts. I feel that way too, I just wish I could put my finger on why that is.

An unpopular opinion:

I dunno how "unpopular" it really is, but I have not played Andromeda and I have absolutely no desire to. I was psyched before it actually came out, but then I held off on buying it just in case and watched some other people play it first. And I just...did not like what I saw at all. And I'm not even talking about the glitches and horrible facial animations, though those did make the game feel very sloppy. But even if the surface had been perfectly shiny, what I've seen of Andromeda just feels really...lifeless.

My Canon OTP:

Ugh, I dunno. Femshep x Garrus?

My Non-canon OTP:

Ugh, I dunno. Liara x Feron?

Most Badass Character:

Miranda.

Most Epic Villain:

Sovereign? Nothing besides the Reapers really stands out to me.

Pairing I am not a fan of:

FemShep x Kaiden, for no reason other than that it is all but forced down your throat in the first game, and the only way to avoid it is to be a dick to the guy. I've got nothing against Kaiden himself, I just hated the fact that ME1 pushed him and Shep together and said "NOW KISS!"

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Kai Leng. He was meant to be a badass assassin dude but he came out like a caricature of an edgy 13 year-old boy's idea of what a badass assassin dude should be.

Favourite Friendship:

Either Shep and Grunt or Shep and Jack.

Character I most identify with:

Huh. I'm not sure about this, actually. For now I'll say Liara, though I couldn't tell you exactly why.

Character I wish I could be:

"Wish I could be" as in, they have an awesome life? Or as in, I admire them and want to be like them? Because if it's the first, I honestly can't think of anyone in Mass Effect who lives the kind of life that I would want. But as a role model, I only wish I had half the strength and moral integrity of a Paragon Shep.

[sisterlelianas]

🌸 i was tagged by @ciriofcintras​ thank u bby!! 🌸 

favorite game from the last 5 years? ‒ oh man idk 5 years is a lot and my hyperfixation is constantly changing but my current favorite game to play is da: inquisition and ac: origins so take that as you will jsjsj

most nostalgic game? ‒ probably telltales twd season 1! that game scarred me for life as well. i might be crying

game that deserves a sequel? ‒ does uncharted the lost legacy count jsjsjsj game that deserves a remaster? ‒ dragon age origins for sure favorite game series? ‒ either mass effect, dragon age or assassin’s creed... don’t @ me favorite genre? ‒ fps games are good but not seeing my characters face bugs me beyond words so 3rd person rpg games are usually my favorites! least favorite genre? ‒ uhhh fighting games i guess??? i dislike those more than sports/racing games favorite song from a game? ‒ OHH i have 4 fave songs that come to mind and it’s: leaving earth from mass effect 3, nightingale’s eyes from dragon age: inquisition, naturally; ezio’s family from assassin’s creed 2 and the love theme from da: i! i actually listen to it whenever i have to study favorite character from a game? ‒ i have so many but to keep it short: leliana from dragon age favorite ship from a game? ‒ leliana and my oc OR chloe x nadine from uncharted the lost legacy  favorite voice actor from a game? ‒ i LOVE claudia black. all her work is AMAZING and UGH the range that she has!! we have decided to stan favorite cutscene? ‒ mmm i’m not sure i have one???? maybe just the whole fighting scene with baldur in god of war 4 favorite boss? ‒ i hate all boss fights i said what i said, it gives me anxiety and i don’t want it but if i had to pick one it’d be baldur again first console? ‒  i think the ps2?? i wanted to buy sims games jsjsjs current console or consoles? ‒  ps4 all the way console you want? ‒ i don’t think i want any other one at the moment! place from a game that you’d like to visit? ‒ omg either havarl or aya from mass effect andromeda place from a game that you’d like to live in? ‒  mm maybe the emerald graves??? i like the... trees. they’re tall and all that ridiculous crossover that would never happen but would be super fun? ‒ i hate crossovers actually but uhhh mass effect and dragon age???  book that would make a good game? ‒ my dude i don’t have the faintest idea show/movie that would make a good game? ‒  call me out on my gayness but ocean’s 8 where you can choose your character.. it’s an rpg open world game and you can be gay, many thanks to any game developer that picks this up  games you want to play? ‒ right now i’m waiting for red dead redemption, days gone, cyberpunk 2077 and assassin’s creed odyssey. i might go broke  have you gotten 100% completion in a game? ‒ yes but only on assassin’s creed 2 and ac brotherhood... true fan have you cried over a game? ‒ a better question would be which game HASN’T made me cry cause that’d be harder to answer but, again, the ending of season 1 of telltales the walking dead... made me actually SOB jsjsjsj what power-up or ability would you want in real life? ‒ the neon running ability from infamous second son.... that’d be so neat

i’ll tag @theconqueeror​; @garrus​; @ebrietas​; @ladymorriqan​; @asolitaryrose​; @saintsrow1​; @themindimpolitic​; @abyssals​; @elementalaegis​ @nurnhilde​you guys don’t have to do it, ofc!

[sparatus]

13, 29, and 36 ya nerd 😗

;3c ;3c ;3c

mass effect asks

13. Who would be in your perfect squad? (Choose 8)

uhhh lessee. miranda def, i took her with me on almost every mission in me2 cause her skill set is so versatile and useful, i was kinda mad when i took her into the armax arena in 3 and she was nerfed >:x also garrus and grunt, edi’s great, can never go wrong with ash and kaidan so them too, kasumi ofc, aaaand last slot is tied between mordin and tali

29.List three things you really liked about ME/ME2/ME3.

ok here goes

in me1 i really liked how like… condensed the story was?? like yeah there were all these side quests, same as the next two games, but it didn’t get tangled up with “these missions are technically optional but if you skip them hoo boy will you regret it” or big dramatic stakes and people begging you to save their people. the story was “this guy is doing some bad shit, go figure out what’s up and stop it,” and that was that, and yeah it turned out to be a red herring for some eldritch horror stuff but it was still a very tightly-woven story and i didn’t feel like there were fifty thousand other things i HAD to do

that said in me2 i loved the focus on characters and their arcs?? like for me me2 was the game where i REALLY connected with characters, especially jack and her trauma and anger and struggle with recovery and moving on. like if you skip the loyalty missions and talking to everyone, it’s a very bland and empty game, and the gut punches of people dying in the suicide mission don’t really land. focusing on the characters and worldbuilding really helped ground me in what was going on and how big of a universe this really was.

and then me3 just. god i only really play it for the citadel dlc at this point, the rest is so depressing and grimdark and makes me so upset (and sometimes angry cause some of the writing is 😬😬😬 no matter what you choose), but the citadel dlc makes up for all of it. i love everyone getting to take a break and laugh and be merry, i love getting to hang out with my friends, i love all the li scenes, i love helping non-romanced garrus get a date, i love filming a blasto movie with javik, i love the story of the clone and the implications it has on the wider universe, i might hate maya brooks as a person but god DAMN she was an AMAZINGLY written antagonist and red herring like holy shit. if i could just import my shep into me3 and then skip straight to that dlc without having to skip any romancing scenes i would

36.Share your favourite screenshot(s).

OK FIRST:

this cracks me up every fucking time i see it kaidan is SHOOK

ok there’s also

“SAREN HOLY FUCK”

i just love the pose in this one tbh it’s so dignified if anybody wants 2 do a screenie redraw hmu…. maybe that’ll be my weekend project actually

this was my desktop bg for the longest time tbh. fucking Look At It i will never capture a better shot

feliks being badass yet still looking extremely tired

i’m gonna go through and collect a bunch of niazmina screenshots into one post cause I Love Her but this one is one of my faves

actual best shot of zofia i have

ok last one

[ladyinthebluebox]

11 questions tag meme

Thanks for tagging me once more @bitter-stella Those were some amazing questions xd

What’s your favourite ingredient (cooking or eating)? Garlic (there is no amount of it that would be too much for me xd) and all kinds of herbs like basil, oregano and so on.

What’s writing trope you will never grow tired of? ‘Friends to lovers’ is something I won’t ever grow tired of but... BUT... I have a huge soft spot for the, let’s call it, ‘unspoken feelings’ - the kind of affection that rarely gets confessed with some big, profound words but instead shows itself in the characters actions, the way they look at each other and such... You probably get what I’m talking about.

Who would win in a fight, a shark or a bear? I’d go for a bear, ‘cause it can swim and theoretically could drag the shark onto the land where the fish suffocates. 

Name one fanfic that you have re-read countless times and it never ceases to make you happy/giddy/sad/etc. (And link it, too!) *coughs*Yours*coughs*

What are your favourite pairings?(Top 3) Why? What about them do you like? Shakarian - I’ll always love this one. It’s the first pairing I really fell in love with. Like ever. Garrus’ loyalty, the awkwardness, and just... everything about them... They are perfect. I still cannot comprehend my own love for the space-dinosaur-bird. There’s no Shepard without Vakarian, alright? Reyder - do I even need to elaborate on this one? Somehow I feel like they are just made for each other + it’s the perfect example of this ‘unspoken feelings’ thing I talked about in tropes. Fenhawke & Warden x Zevran - I can’t decide between those two to be honest ‘cause both are the sort of relationships build on the power of kindness and mutual trust... This and I might have a thing for difficult elven boyfriends. *sighs*

If you could only have one dessert for the rest of your life, what would it be? Icecreams! If I need to choose for only one flavour I’d go for almond.

Name one fashion style or trend that you like. (For the opposite sex!) I’m a sucker for suits (on both men and women to be honest), especially for the ones in shades of blue. But most of all things I love floral patterns on men’s clothing. Doesn’t matter if it’s a jacket, shirt or just a tie... Floral patterns are love.

Name an album you can listen to on repeat. “AM” by Arctic Monkeys.

Was there a particular scene or dialogue that made you fall in love with a character? If so, what was the scene/dialogue and who is the character? Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations? ❤️ I’m joking ofc xd I can’t really pick the specific scenes or lines of dialogues... I don’t know if I can even describe what makes me love a character. It’s usually a sum of many things, character traits, their story arcs... Some characters grow on me over time and I can’t rid of them. It’s a rather complicated thing in my case.

If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? (Don’t need to provide your real one - just a new name you would pick.) Hah, I’m perfectly fine with my name, although sometimes, when filling  papers that have these kinds of squares for every letter I wish my name or/and surname could’ve been shorter xd

What’s your favourite plant/flower? I love poppies. Fields of red poppies and blue cornflowers make me extremely happy.

[dr-gothtastic]

Tag Game

RULES: Choose any four fandoms (in random order) and answer the questions. Then tag some friends.

I choose:

Noragami

Agents of Shield 

Mass Effect

Wynonna Earp

The first character you loved:

Kazuma (the very first moment he spoke his first words: “Veena!”)

Phil Coulson (He was so underrated back then and i just loved him sm)

Commander Shepard (so many reasons)

Nicole Haught…tho Wayverly is a close second

The character you never expected to love so much:

Kazuma…? Or at least I didnt expect to love him to the full extent that i do now

Melinda May! I love her and if she kicked me i would thank her.

Liara T’Soni, she is my blue bae. I just love her character development so much. 

Doc Holiday, idk i just love his character a whole lot

The character you relate to most:

uh….id hate to admit but i relate a bit to Yukine even tho i dislike him. Just because being trapped in the dark is spoopy and i cant blame him

they are all so badass idk….

I want to say Shep because you play as her/him but s/hes too awesome. Id say Garrus…my GarBear… I flirt a lot and try to act badass but easily turned into a sad puppy when i mess up

Jeremy, the smol awkward gay who talks too much and needs to learn about social cues 

The character you’d slap:

It’s a tie between Nora and Yukine….tho Id slap Kazuma too get his shite together 

Oh.;.so so many….I’m thinking first Aida, every person who ever worked for HYDRA and I’d slap Ward probably a thousand times over before kicking him down a well

*squints* Illusive Man…what a dick

Bobo Del (frickin) Rey 

Four favorite characters (these are in order of preference):

Kazuma, Bishamon, Yato, Hiyori 

oh boi, uh, Melinda May (ofc), Phil Coulson and….damn why only four? Uh…fooook….YoYo and Simmons

Shepard (ofc!), Liara T’Soni, Garrus and Aria T’Loak

Nicole Haught!, Wynonna Earp, Wayverly Earp and Doc Holiday 

A character you liked at first but not so much anymore:

Kugaha? idk

Aida! Like screw her damb

Cora from ME Andromeda 

Dolls? A bit? idk he’s interesting 

A character you did not like at first, but they’ve grown on you:

Yukine?? Maybe?? Like I tolerate him a lot more now but idk there is something about him that i keep getting snagged on. Him and Nora both just…idk irritate me a bit. But im slowly liking him against my stubborn spite.

….idk Mac?

EDI, idk why but I didnt like her when i first met her and now i love her, honestly she is great and I love the banter between her and Joker.

Needly, i thought he was an antagonist at first lol but i love him now, he’s plush

4 OTPs:

Kazubisha ofc

Philinda, Mac x Yoyo (idk the ship name whoops), Fitzsimmons (ofc!)

Shep x Liara T’soni,

Wayhaught!!! And Wyndoc(?)

I was tagged so long ago and I just was cleaning out my draft box so i decided to just post this. If you want to do it, go ahead and say you are tagged by me so I can check it out! Thanks for reading~

[talizorahs]

For that asky meme you reblogged, Mass Effect?

!!! thank you anon, here we go

MASS EFFECT

Favorite character

tali’zorah

Second favorite character

joker

Least favorite character

tbh probably hackett? don’t get me wrong, he’s a great character and a good asset to me3 and a key player in stopping the reapers. but like, ALL of my sheps disagreed with him majorly at one point or another, and me as well. i know he was military, but being such a large scale war, a little sympathy and time for pause after tragedy goes a long way. yes all of my sheps are v emotional and passionate

The character I’m most like

tbh i most see myself in ashley or liara? coming from a humble background and making myself into something great all by myself. i’m still in the middle stages but i can dream ok

Favorite pairing

oh god shepard x liara or ryder x liam. the Ls man. they slay me, so sweet and pure and precious romances. and ofc edi x joker

Least favorite pairing

i probably don’t have one i like the least? i like all of the romances in the game, have played them at some point with a shepard. i guess shepard x jacob i would LOVE more positive content for, that’s a good ship and i wish it had been handled better between ME2 and ME3.

Favorite moment

dude it’s the assault on earth!!! obvs!!! that cutscene has me in tears guaranteed every single fucking time. that or the goodbye scene of your LI in ME3 before attacking the citadel. slay me, bioware

Rating out of 10

10 OUT OF 10 END ME it’s such a good series and i love it so so so so much

thank you so much for asking anon. ask meme post is here if you want to ask more!

[lllsaslll]

Share your self care!

Thanks for the tag @xxsupervampwolfxx O needed to get my mind off things I just checked the news. Stay indoors everyone! 😣

🌿Favorite Comfort Food

Pasta! Omg I could eat pasta, noodles of any kind really, for every meal for the rest of my life and I think I'd love that! Also ice cream and popcorn are big faves

🌼Favorite Alcohol (or hot drink)

I don't really like to drink, some can be tasty, but honestly I'd rather have fresh squeezed juice, boba teas, or hot cocoa/tea

🌷Favorite relaxing axtivity

Oh so many! Drawing ofc, a nice dog walk when no one else is around, I've fallen even more I love with gardening and watering my plants, pruning them and have even started collecting rainwater and it's my favorite thing right now! I also enjoy reading, organizing things, and other stuff

🌸Favorite fluffy/feel good fic

Are we talking fanfic? Or any fic? Lol lately I've been reading my friends fic of our OCs and that has me vry soft lol I also have a couple manga and other fanfics I return to for cute fluff, it's my favorite after all!

🌻Favorite calming scent

Anything beachy or tropical! Basically of it has coconut Im a fan! Vanilla is also a favorite :3

🌺Favorite relaxing or uplifting song

Ocean Eyes is a favorite too @xxsupervampwolfxx ! It was my alarm song so I've been waking up to it every morning and still haven't gotten tired of it! So relaxing! But right now I'm obsessed with two very different but equally beautiful songs; After Dark by Mr. kitty and Golden Hour by Kacey Mustgraves. This second one especially because it perfectly represents my OCs 😭🙏 Oh and Wait a Minute! by Willow 👌

🌵Favorite white noise

Irl nature sounds, especially rain and thunderstorms. Every now and then I'll use meditation music or something similar to sleep to, especially when I'm really sleep deprived or having anxiety.

🍄Favorite book to get lost in

Oof like...basically anything! Especially manga with pretty art! I love finding and starting new stories I get sucked in right away. But sometimes it's hard to stay thru to the end. Some favorites I love to reread are Koe no Katachi (a silent voice), MARS, Sense & Flexibility, a really awesome fanfic novelization of Mass Effect focusing on Garrus and Shepard's relationship, and of course ...Picture This, the greatest Gaston content on the planet, a fanfic where Gaston and Belle's relationship takes off and slowly becomes something really beautiful🖤

💐Favorite chill-out TV shows

Lol this bad basically become the only thing I watch since college😅 so let's see futurama, Brooklyn 99, baby daddy, Avatar TLA, anything need corps and monster high (tho I may get too excited to actually 'chill' to these, old anime like ranma, inuyasha, gun x sword, and black jack. You know what, fuck it and just put on House Hunters and I'll be loving life 👍👍

🌹The best advice you've ever had

"You dont know how strong you are until strong is all you can be. Sometimes it takes a challenge to take you there." One of my aunt's said this once and idk if I'd ever heard anything so true.

"Escape the cookie-cutter syndrome" my brother had this on a shirt, wore it once a week for his whole life I swear. I don't blame him tho, those are words to live by.

Idk anyone's urls any more lol so I tag anyone that needs a little pause and distraction rn 🙏

Share your self care!            

Thanks for the tag, @katersann! I never do these cause I only ever have like just one person to tag, but I’m gonna do it this time! lol

🌿 Favourite comfort food hmm I think most of my comfort foods are desserts like brownies. I just love brownies. Though maybe mashed potatoes,also pasta, are comfort foods for me and biscuits! I love biscuits! lol I just really love bread. 

🌼 Favourite alcohol (or hot drink!) Rum, especially coconut rum, also tequila so any drink with those I like. I also love wine. Mostly moscato though.

🌷 Favourite relaxing activity Baking is something I sometimes do to relax, unless it’s for an order lol, I also sometimes go walking while listening to music (I need to get back on that but maybe after all this craziness is over), I also like to read and I love to watch my fav movies and tv shows.

🌸 Favourite fluffy/feel-good fic Oh man I don’t know I actually haven’t read fics in a long time. I am ashamed. I actually haven’t read much of anything in a long while. 

🌻 Favourite calming scent I think I like the scent of lavender also bath and body works has this aromatherapy scent of rose and vanilla and I just love that smell.

🌺 Favourite relaxing (or uplifting) song Oh this is hard! I’m gonna say Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish. There are others but I can’t think of them right now. lol 

🌵 Favourite white noise Rain, also waves rolling in at the beach.

🍄 Favourite book to get lost in So I for some reason can’t reread books, werid I know, but some of my favorties are the Lux series, The Vampire Diaries, the Alice in Zombieland series and the To All the Boys books. 

💐 Favourite chill-out TV show Supernatural, The Vampire Diaries, Teen Wolf (not sure if those are considered chill-out but I love them lol) Friends, Guys Grocery Games, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

🌹 The best advice you’ve ever had I have bad memory so I can’t think of any at the moment. lol I know I have been given some good advice in my life I just wish I could remember them.

I tag: (some folks in my notifs, play along if you would like! 😊) @teamfrankzhang @lllsaslll  & anyone else who wants to reblog!

[necromancindancin]

I have been tagged

Rules: Tag nine people you want to get to know better.

tagged by @rumongray

relationship status: Single and looking

favourite color? Red! I love red clothing and items, plus I look pretty good with red. 

lipstick or chapstick?: Chapstick! Bonus if it has a nice tint or something but yeah just lipstick drys my lips out. 

last song you listened to: Black Betty - Caravan Palace

last movie you watched: The Mummy (1999) Had a rewatch movie marathon with friends the other night. 

top 3 characters: Garrus, Deadpool, Eileen the Crow. picturing those three in a room together would be... interesting. 

top 3 ships: Eileen the Crow x Happiness, poly Roadrat, Spideypool 

books and manga you are currently reading: Re-reading Phantom of the Opera, actually. 

top 5 musicals (In no actual order other than what came to my head first, there are too many!):

Notre Dame de Paris (aka Hunchback of Notre Dame the musical. Original french only sorry the translation does not do it justice. Watch it on youtube with subtitles it’s so good man)

 Phantom of the Opera 

Heathers: The Musical (visuals come in about one minute in)

Les Miserables (and here I present you the full dream cast)

 OFC Pirates of Penzance 

I’ll tag… @sonorangaara, @wdlewdster, @x-everclear, @zoraastarte, @itsgastersans and anyone else who would like to do this! 

[fanfictionlive]

LF Beta for Deadpool WIP and Mass Effect WIP

Anyone want to be a beta for my DP or ME stories? They’re both love stories but way more action in them.

Pairings are: Deadpool x OFC Garrus x OFC

And just to clarify, these are two different stories lol. Not a crossover. If this post isn’t allowed, I apologize!

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