#garfield n odie

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[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What If Female Y/N is like Garfield.

Who hates Mondays???

(Lmk Wukong) This guy is a major disappointment to you. You Know what's sadder? You married that major disappointment. He of course informed you about what's going on with lady bone demon. And Considering you hated that lady from the very start, you had no problem, helping him and Mk. But goodness you were unbearable In a way Is you a everything In pigsy's restaurant, You comment on tang in his nerdyness Saying that you need to remember Turn on the close caption, And you found sandy very Is comfortable to fall asleep on and You fall asleep he is not going anywhere. Everybody's opinion on you Change the when you help Macaque Is kick a possessed monkey king's ass. To everybody they only had one shot to you, this was every monday morning.

(NR Wukong) Omg you guys go together so well. His sh*tty attitude and your foul Sarcasm you guys are verbal killing machines. Become the problem if you guys do that to each other. It also doesn't help that you don't have Any fear of him And you would make smart comments about his actions and I'll. He'll fly into a fit of rage when it's at the drop of a hat. When he first tried to fight you you managed to beat In a fight with just a frying pan Because he was harassing you while you were trying to eat. After a while you Didn't see yourselves without the other. So you had no problem going with her mother's journey He does have to deal with your sarcastic comments every now and then But that just part of his life with you.

(NR Wukong) Your sarcasm is the only weapon you have to fend him off. But over the years It wasn't As effective As it used to be because all it did was make him love you more. You used to have a temple in the celestial realm. As people knew you for your Lazy life style and your harsh criticism. Wukong Thought you were a easy target to steal from until you surprised him with your unexpected combat experience. Your man weapon was a diamond claw and you cut his ass And kick them out of your temple. Parently that was exciting to him and became a frequent visitor So you were basically together ever since. After a while he asked you to marry him. And you only said yes so he would stop asking.

(HIB Wukong) You two are the grouchy couple. You also the type Of couple to exchange sarcastic commons. You will never admit it to his face. But you have missed him for a long time do you always remember when he Barge is into your attempt and cause trouble for you. You always found entertainment in him messing with the celestial realm And everybody in it Many may not know, but you guys were dating at the time. And before he got sealed under the mountain, he promised to come back and marry you officially. Of course, your expectations of him were incredibly low. But with the promise like that you know you wasn't Is messing around at the time. Of course when he did come back You are already being jaded and sarcastic with him but with the way you Close to you he knows you love him so.

(Netflix Wukong) He's your odie all the way. Like everyone else, he annoys the hell out of you. But it seems like you're the one who lasted the longest when it came to him. Mainly because he may have tricked you into eating a immortality Peach, but you never responded to it because food is food And you were hungry. He irritated you are A lot in the beginning but you grew used to Antics specially especially when most of the bullying came from his own species You actually kicked a c*** out of a few demons. Because nobody can mess with him except for you. Fun fact you both got married before He was sealed under the mountain and he's going to have a great time introducing you to his master.

[flickynightdarkness]

Waves 1-18 Of My Comfort Characters List

Oggy & Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

Little Miss Sunshine & Little Miss Shy (Little Misses)

Mr Quiet & Mr. Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)

Hello Kitty, My Melody & Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Jigglypuff, Hypno, Eevee, Pichu, Torchic, Jirachi, Manaphy, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Dwebble, Iris & Sylveon (Pokémon)

Atsuover, Rageminer, Dawko, Jaiden Animations, CookieSwirlC, Nicky Tate, WolfyChu, Rosanna Pansino, Ava Ryan (YouTubers)

Holly & Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Slinky Dog, Jessie, Trixie & Bonnie (Toy Story)

Kasane Teto, Kagamine Rin & Hatsune Miku (Vocaloids)

Bubble (BFDI)

Cake, X & Winner (BFB + TPOT)

Lightbulb, Paintbrush, Bow & MePad (Inanimate Insanity)

Sonic, Tails, Vector, Chip, Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz & Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck & Tippi (Super Mario)

Dum Mee Mee (Shopkins)

Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa & Po (Teletubbies)

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

XR (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Garnet, Amethyst & Pearl (Steven Universe)

Giulia (Luca)

Wall-E & EVE (Wall-E)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Scarecrow & Mad Hatter (BTAS)

Scarecrow (TNBA)

Scarecrow (The Brave & The Bold)

Scarecrow (Arkham Asylum)

Scarecrow (Arkham Knight)

Scarecrow (Injustice 2)

Scarecrow & King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Scarecrow (Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Ragdoll (The Batman Series)

Question (DCAU)

Harley Quinn (MultiVersus)

SpongeBob, Patrick Star, Gary The Snail & Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Moomimtroll, Moominmamma & Snorkmaiden (Moomin Series)

Numbuh 3/Kuki Sanban, Numbuh 5/Abigail Lincoln, Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

The Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Poppet, Jeepers, Shishi, Sleepypaws, Baby Rox, Kissy, Captain Squirk & Dr. Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters)

Needlem0use & Luther Artwright (Needlem0use)

Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom & Flurry Heart (My Little Pony)

505 & White Hat (Villainous)

Odie (Garfield)

Humf

Lilo, Stitch & Angel (Lilo & Stitch)

Candy Cat & Bunzo Bunny (Poppy Playtime)

F, P & Y (Alphabet Lore)

Rover, Isabelle, Timmy Nook & Tommy Nook (Animal Crossing)

Boo (Monsters Inc)

Orbulon (Warioware)

ENA

Felix & King Candy (Wreck It Ralph)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Mio Mao

Edd, Matt, Tom & Tord (Eddsworld)

Tuffy & Tyke (Tom & Jerry)

Roy O'Brien (ROY Series)

Moon Knight (Marvel)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Toriel, Napstablook, Sans & Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Hex, Tabi, Sunday, Sarvente, Nikusa, Annie, Garcello, Chris, Legacy Annie/Rascal & QT (Friday Night Funkin)

Soft! Boyfriend (FNF: Soft)

Red Guy, Duck Guy, Electracey, Bread Mother & Lesley (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos & Perrito (Puss In Boots)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Dave Algebra Class

SCP-049/Plague Doctor & SCP-999/Tickle Monster (SCP)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune & Streber (Spooky Month)

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Bingo & Snorky (Banana Splits)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Grim Reaper (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

Spot The Dog

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet & Tom Kenny (Celebrities)

Slushi, Cofi & Bezel (Chikn Nuggit)

Foxy, Funtime Freddy & Sun (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)

Gingy (Shrek)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli & Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Secret History Tails (Mashed)

Lord X Hog & Curse (EXEs)

Majin Sonic

MX (Mario 85)

Eri, Tsuyu Asui & Ms Joke (My Hero Academia)

Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Sonic (Sonic The Hedgehog Movie)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa & Someity (Tokyo 2020 Olympic Mascots)

Inky (Pac-Man)

Mirabel Madrigal & Pepa Madrigal (Encanto)

Meilin Lee & Abby Park (Turning Red)

Wanda (Fairly Oddparents)

Bender (Futurama)

Rayman

N (Murder Drones)

EteleD & Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Unikitty (Unikitty Series)

Della Duck (Ducktales)

Hypno & Lost Silver/Gold (Pokepasta)

Shinto (FNF: Lullaby)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Wednesday Addams (Wednesday Series)

Komasan (Yo-Kai Watch)

Sayori & Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Kirby & Meta Knight (Kirby)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Bendy (BATDR)

Boris & Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari & Meggy Spletzer (SMG4)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Mugman & Baroness Von Bon Bon (The Cuphead Show)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust & Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Slender Man, Splendor Man & Lulu (Creepypasta)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Blitzo, Moxxie & Colin (Helluva Boss)

Woolly & Tig

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Mr. Shark (The Bad Guys)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man & Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Hanazuki

Pusheen The Cat

Anya Forger (Spy X Family)

Slappy (Goosebumps)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

[ultimate-good-dog]

Ultimate Good Dog Official Bracket

Preliminaries are closed!

The Bracket is done!

I did my best to seed the bracket but i'm p. new at it so like, i did my best

The matchups!

Side A

Cerberus (Greek Mythology) Vs Aralez (Armenian Mythology)

Cheedle (HunterxHunter) Vs Sam (Sam and Max)

Nina And Alexander (Fullmetal Alchemist) Vs The Husky (The Thing)

The Disreputable Dog Vs the Hound of Baskerville

Akamaru (Naruto) Vs Missile (Ghost Trick)

Mrs O'Leary (Percy Jackson) Vs Dog (Good Omens)

Ruff Ruffman (Fetch!) Vs Diogee (Milo Murphy's law)

This is Fine Dog (Gunshow) Vs Snoopy (Peanuts)

Terriermon (Digimon) Vs Growlithe (Pokemon)

Clifford (Clifford the big red dog) Vs Spot (Spot the dog)

Jake the Dog (adventure time) Vs Becquerel (Homestuck)

Bandit Heeler (bluey) Vs Bluey Heeler (bluey)

K-9 (looney Tunes) Vs K-9 (doctor Who)

Stitch Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) Vs Blue (Blue's clues)

Seymour Asses (Futurama) Vs Balto (Balto)

Naga (Legend of Korra) Vs Wishbone (Wishbone)

Side B

Polterpup (Luigi's Mansion) Vs Pugsley (Paranormal Park)

Courage (Courage the cowardly dog) Vs Annoying Dog (Undertale)

Miss Rosa (Night in the Woods) Vs Dr Doppler (Treasure Planet)

Slinky Dog (Toy Story) Vs Monchie Mitchel (the Mitchels Vs the Machines)

Cerberus (Hades) Vs Hayabusa (Okami)

Toby (Ace Attourney) Vs Isabelle (Animal Crossing)

Toto (Wizard of Oz) Vs Perrito (Puss n Boots: the last wish)

Dug (Up) Vs Pongo & Perdita (101 Dalmations)

Odie (Garfield) Vs Dogmatix (Asterix)

Daikichi & Dog Ninja (Ensemble Stars & Rhythm Heaven) Vs Sunkist (Half Life but the AI are self aware)

Cujo (Danny Phantom) Vs Waffles (moonglow Bay)

Bond (SpyxFamily) Vs Koromaru (Persona 3)

Scrappy Doo (Scooby doo where are you) Vs Scooby Doo (Scooby doo where are you)

Bear (Person of Interest) Vs Rex (Inspector Rex)

Puppycat (Bee and Puppycat) Vs Grommit (Wallace and Grommit)

Porthos (Star Trek: Enterprise) Vs Queequeg (X-files)

[variouspolltournaments]

SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

Next up is the Canine and Feline Duo Tournament. The duos do not have to be literal canines and felines.

Submit a Canine and Feline Duo, along with where they come from and (if you want) propaganda through ask or submit a post.

Submissions will be closing on the 30th of May.

Top 6 submissions are the ones I submitted myself.

@tournament-announcer

Submissions in bold have propaganda, submissions not in bold do not have propaganda. Whether they do or do not have some already, you are still free to submit some.

SUBMISSIONS:

Mo Ran and Chu Wanning: The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Catherine and Diggs: Cats & Dogs 2

Mozart and Dreamer: The Wolf and The Lion

Proud Heart Cat and Loyal Heart Dog: Care Bears

Jade Catkin and Roxie McTerrier: Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own

Komugi Inukai and Yuki Nekoyashiki: Wonderful Precure

Chat Noir and Flairmidable: Miraculous Ladybug

Dog Man and Petey: Dog Man

Cat and Dog: Catdog

N and Uzi: Murder Drones

Garfield and Odie: Garfield

Bug and Bunny: Warrior Cats

Pixie and Brutus: Pixie and Brutus

Yukari Kotozume and Akira Kenjou: KiraKira Precure A La Mode

Serafina and Wolfie: Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper

Pat and Pran: Bad Buddy!

Roger and Belle: Pets United

Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot: Looney Tunes

Bolt and Mittens: Bolt

Ballister Boldheart and Ambrosius Goldenloin: Nimona

Gretchen and Frou-Frou: Scarlet Hollow

Bitch and Pussy: Tumblr Kickstarter Scam Parody by fipindustries

Feng Xin and Mu Qing: Tian Guan Ci Fu

Yachiyo Inugami and Suzu Nekoyama from Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san

Liko’s Sprigatito and Alex’s Fidough: Pokemon Horizons

Liko’s Sprigatito and Murdock’s Rockruff: Pokemon Horizons

Clawdeen Wolf and Toralai Stripe: Monster High

Alopex and Takeshi: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

Nekomamushi and Inuarashi: One Piece

The Rain: Real Life

Oliver and Dodger: Oliver and Company

Ashiol Xandelian and Livilla: Creature Court

Milo and Otis: The Adventures of Milo and Otis

[nabbit-unmasked]

Current Strongest Kin(s): a bunch of songs

Most Preferred Name(s): Sage

Current Fronters: Sage & Cougar (probably)

Intro Post!

Hi! I'm Sage/Stolace, but you can also call me by any kin name. I'm also fine with any nicknames you can come up with, as long as they're spinoffs of my other names!

• I'm an Alterhuman, and that's what this blog will be mainly focused on, with a special focus on placekin topics.

• My pronouns are he/it/lo/🇨🇫

• I'm a minor (16+ in age)

• I am Autistic and attribute this as the source of my alterhumanity.

• I am a therian, placekin, fictionkin, conceptkin, and an alterhuman in general. Overall, I have 20+ confirmed kintypes which I'll list down below.

• I am genderfluid, and my sexuality is achillean. I identify as trans, mlm, and punkboy4punkboy. I am also objectum, especially for The Gambia and dakota discs.

• Taken by Val (he is my boyfriend /srs)

• I personally identify as a punk, degenerate, freak, and social reject. I reclaim these terms proudly.

• Liminous (Dreadliminal, Backroomian, +more)

• I am the functioner of an Imagian plurality. Collectively, we use they/them pronouns. We are mixed-origin and pro-endo, but we aren't really concerned about our own origin or if we are disordered or not.

[ Kinlist, Identities, Tags, and BYF under the cut. ]

♡ -> Kinlist <- ♡

• Theriotypes:

♡ Lipizzan

♡ Fisher

♡ Quoll (Species leaning: Eastern & Spot-Tailed)

♡ Ruminantia (Cladotherian)

♡ Ardeidae (Pluritherian)

♡ New Guinea Singing Dog / Canine

♡ Big Cat (Lion / Cougar)

♡ [Unsure] Kori Bustard

• Placekin:

♡ Central African Republic (C.A.R. / CAR)

• Conceptkin:

♡ Home Safety Hotline/HSH

*[as in the company, not the physical game]

♡ Slaughterhouse (GD level)

♡ Limbo (GD level)

• Songkins:

♡ Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers

♡ Everyone Knows That/EKT (Lostwave version)

♡ B O D Y O N T H E F L O O R - Scratchy

♡ you don't love me - Rebzyyx

• Songflickers:

[ Currently None ]

• Fictionkins:

♡ Stolace* (Helluva Boss)

♡ Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

♡ Adam (Hazbin Hotel)

♡ Stone (Ramshackle)

♡ Moisty (TWISTED DOCTOR Universe / Doll Eye)

♡ Nabbit (Mario Franchise)

♡ Cooper (Papa's -eria games)

♡ 1st Prize (BBIEAL)

♡ Blabbot (Amanda the Adventurer)

*[ I spell my name as "Stolace", not "Stolas". ]

• Fictionhearted:

♡ Blitzø (Helluva Boss)

♡ Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)

• Other Hearttypes:

♡ D.R.C.

♡ Birds

♡ Bat-Eared Fox

• Other Identities:

♡ Myotis/Little Brown Bat w/ Leafnose

♡ Common Bedbug copinglink

♡ Seagull copinglink

♡ Odie copinglink (from Garfield)

Special Tags:

#I am the CAR kin / #CARstuff🇨🇫: Posts about my placekin experience as the Central African Republic.

#placekin questions: Answering questions about Placekin and my experience with being placekin.

#🇨🇫❤🇬🇲: Posts about my objectum crush, The Gambia

#aWannabe: Posts about my favorite music artist, aWannabe.

Before You Follow (BYF) :

• I am a minor (16+)

• I don't mind if 18+ blogs interact in a SFW manner, as long as your blog isn't entirely/mostly NSFW

• I like Hazbin Hotel and 4-5 of my headmates are sourced there (some ppl have this on their DNI???)

• I'm dating Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. /srs

• I am against gatekeeping and exclusion.

• I welcome and support every kind of system, plurality, and multiplicity, including endos. I am part of a mixed-origin imagian plurality myself.

• I welcome and support factkin and factives. I am not one myself, but our plurality does have factives.

• I do not post or repost anything political on this blog, unless it is in reference to placekin.

• I don't participate in proship or radqueer discourse on this blog. Consider me neutral.

• I have no DNI. I cannot stop you from making that first interaction with me. If I strongly disagree with your views or you make me uncomfortable, I will just block you.

[reindeer-spotting]

you n hate or whatever......

actual photo of us... he can be garfield and i will be odie @fuckmaggot youre garfield

[odiesdayoff]

Studying Pays Off (5)

pair: edward nashton x fem!reader

summary: No more class. Just you and Edward.

warnings: this is porn. straight up. (MINORS DNI). p in v sex. age gap.

final part!

part four

Sitting alone on Edward’s bed made the ever-familiar feeling of dread sink into your stomach. Were you doing the right thing? The sun was barely above the horizon and you basically drove across the city for sex with your former professor-turned-boss. You fell backward onto the bed and heard it squeak slightly. You wiped your face with your hands, “God.”

Looking down at your pajama pants, Garfield and Odie stared back at you. You weren’t sure if they were shameful looks or, what you were hoping, their eyes were telling you not to look back and stop regretting your choices. But they didn’t have a conscious and you weren’t going to chicken out of this. You’ve waited far too long to get anxious about it now.

The espresso machine in the kitchen could be heard. You pulled the pajama pants off and threw them in the corner of the room. The floor creaked in the other room and your hope was that Edward was actually making his way toward the bedroom. Were you just supposed to sit here and wait? Or go out and get him?

Minutes passed and you weren’t sure if the way you were getting worked up was anger or arousal. The sound of the doorknob turning made you perk up, sitting straight. Standing in the doorway, Edward took a sip from his coffee cup. He looked at you with raised brows.

“Morning,” You pushed a strand of hair behind your ear and uncrossed your legs. You smiled at him with doe eyes, or at least, the best imitation of them that you possibly could.

He placed his cup on the dresser next to him and walked up to you, looping his arms around your thighs and pulling you to the edge of the bed. His lips hungrily met yours, “I can’t wait another second.” He sucked on your bottom lip and his hand traveled to rub your pussy over your panties.

You could already feel your body temperature rising as each second passed by. Just feeling him and being close to him was enough to turn you on. This is what you’ve been dreaming about for months. “Eddie,” You moaned his name.

“Tell me what you need, Y/n.”

“I need you to fuck me. I don’t care if it’s your fingers, your mouth, or your cock. I need something,” You tugged at the edge of his shirt and he pulled it off, throwing it in the pile where your pants were discarded.

He fell to his knees and pulled your panties off. He rested his cheek on your inner thigh and softly rubbed your clit and gathered some of your wetness on his finger. He placed the same finger on his tongue before starting to eat you out.

It felt almost nostalgic, like the first time you ever made your relationship with him officially more than “unusually close student and teacher” to a situationship. He still knew how to get you going, and where exactly he needed to be to make you squirm.

His tongue darted inside of you and your self-control flew out the window when he began to rub your clit with his free hand. The other hand softly rubbed circles in your thigh and held it still. Maybe it was your frustration and lack of decent sex in a while, or Edward really knew what he was doing, but you found yourself on the edge of your climax soon after he started.

Edward seemed to notice, too. His eyes looked up at you, “You can come whenever you want, baby.”

His eyes never left yours as you let yourself go, allowing your orgasm to ripple through you. Edward smiled up at you, his lips glistening with your cum. He stood up and let his pants fall to the ground, stepping out of them.

You pushed yourself back a little on the bed to make room for him. He placed a hand by your side and climbed over you, hovering a few inches above. His cock prodded at your entrance, allowing the wetness to act as a lubrication as it mixed with the beads of precum at his tip.

“Go ahead,” You noticed the way his eyes stared at you, asking permission without genuinely saying it. You knew his size, but it felt immensely bigger once it was inside you and stretching your walls until he bottomed out. Your moan was caught in his mouth along with his own as you began to kiss again.

He was still, allowing you to adjust to him before he started to fuck you. You wrapped your arms around his waist and gently dragged your nails against the sides of his stomach. He shivered, leaning on you. He slowly began to move before speeding up and letting himself relish inside of you.

His hand ran through your hair before grabbing onto a chunk and pulling slightly, earning a moan from you, “Fuck, you’re so wet. How many times have you thought about me fucking you?”

You squeezed your eyes shut and took a deep breath, “Nearly every damn day.”

After a moment, he pulled out and easily flipped you over to your stomach. You were leaning half off of the bed and he stood, fucking you into the mattress. You gripped the sheets of the bed as he thrust, each time hitting your G spot.

As you were getting near to another orgasm, you could feel Edward getting faster and much less coordinated. He was getting close as well.

A final thrust sent you into seeing stars and you came. Inside of you, Edward could feel your pussy squeezing onto him and pulling him in further. He only lasted a few more seconds before he pulled out and you felt his release on your lower back.

Edward panted, “That was incredible. I’ll, uh, get you a towel.”

~~

Your phone’s alarm went off at the normal time: 10. Barely opening your eyes, you turned it off and tossed your phone on the side table. Only, you didn’t have a side table and the device landed on the rug next to the bed. It was then that you remembered you weren’t in your bed, fully nude with an arm wrapped around your waist and holding you.

You relaxed into him, letting the rush of memories from a few hours ago spill into your mind. It felt like an eternity, but that might’ve just been because you fell asleep. Your schedule was definitely thrown off, but you didn’t mind much.

Edward stirred and as you turned to face him, he was awake and staring at you with tired eyes and a soft smile, “Do you want breakfast?”

“Only if you put some pants on,” You forced yourself to keep your eyes on his and not to stray below the waist. That would only lead to you getting no breakfast and another round. You were hungry.

He poured a pancake mix onto a pan while you watched. He wore only his pajama pants while you sat on the counter with one of his shirts and your panties. The sun was shining into the apartment, which was surprising for this part of Gotham. Or in reality, any part of Gotham. The pigeons were loud as they flew near the windows.

“What are we gonna do if they ask me to TA in the fall? Just say I don’t have the time in my schedule? I mean, I probably won't anyway if I get one of the accounting internships I’ve been interviewing for. You’d be in the clear,” You rambled. You took a sip from the cup of water in your hands.

He turned around and bit his lip slightly, “You won’t have to worry about any of that. You won’t be my TA anymore.”

You smirked, “Found somebody else? Someone younger?” You pretended to pout over it and shook your head.

“I resigned,” He took his spatula and focused his attention back on the pancakes.

You dropped your act and your jaw dropped slightly, “What?” There was no way that he did this for you, could there be? Guilt crept into your stomach. He was tenured and from what you heard, professors at Gotham State made a pretty decent salary, “This isn’t because of us, is it?”

He slid the plate of pancakes towards you and leaned on the counter, “KTMJ offered me a position in their firm. It pays more and has better benefits. Plus, you won’t get in trouble with the university. A win-win.”

“Are you sure that’s what you want to do?” You began to eat. Besides the shock of his confession, your mind was very occupied with wanting to eat.

He nodded, “Absolutely. I was only teaching because they gave me the job straight out of graduation. It’s not as if I was well-liked by my students, anyway.” You looked up from your plate, “With an exception.”

You nodded, quietly eating and thinking about what he had just said.

“Hey,” he grabbed your chin and forced you to look at him, “Don’t think for a second that I've regretted anything between us.”

[ladylightning]

can you explain the tfw 2.0 and dog post thing?

especially the garfield dog one? not doubting you i just dont know much bout cartoon dogs

yeah of course! just meant to be goofy, purely based on vibes. sam/scooby because both are smart n sassy little guys, dean/scooby for obvious reasons, cas/marmaduke for the "dog who thinks he's people" of it all, and jack/odie as happy little guy who may also be a war criminal. again not too too serious just based on vibes :) a lil jokey joke

[aminta]

really i guess what pisses me off about it is it's just SUCH blatant cheap and shitty writing. i already know the entire fuckign plot of the film just going off of the stupid trailer. crisprat is gonna be garfing around town in his little woe-is-me jan 6th supporter voice and attitude bemoaning how sad his life is and then his Dad will show up, show him Cool macho things that dont jive with his life, but dad ends up being kind of mean shocker!!! and Chris Grat will have to choose between Jon n Odie and his Dad for conflict reasons and then he'll finally learn the true meaning of family!!! and it'll make just enough money from being a garfield movie that film execs will go hoooooooly shit we have to keep casting Mr family values kratt in milquetoast movies that cater to a wide audience without pissing anyone off without seeming TOO much like a blatant soulless cashgrab

this new garfield movie is pissing me off so much. garfield doesn't NEED a dad he HAS a dad. its JON!!!!!!

[carlycmarathecat]

Ed & Odie; lovable dummies

[soupbabe]

Can I request an Joseph and jotaro has a Garfield type of sibling!

Joseph and Jotaro with a Garfield-esque! Sibling

No words can describe how much I love you using Garfield as a descriptor

Joseph Joestar

- I just have to say,,,y'all are the bane of Caesar's existence sbdjdnsk

- Like he thought you were the better Joestar, but your sarcasm and lack of energy hits him after dealing with an exhausting day with Joseph

- You and Joseph love raiding the local Italian restaurants oh my god

- Y'all just go feral on your respective dishes (Joseph's squid ink pasta and your lasagna) it definitely confirms to Caesar that y'all are in fact related

- But ngl I also like to imagine a good Garfield + Odie dynamic with Joseph being the dumber, hyper, sibling

- Sometimes you team up with Suzi Q on pranking Joseph

- Imagine telling Joseph mid focus during hamon training that you spotted Suzi Q in the bath, the bathroom door cracked open just enough to have a good view

- Naturally, Joseph barged in there only to get a bucket of water dumped on his head and a fully dressed Suzi cracking up in the bathroom

- He made sure to give you a giant hug, making sure you get all the water on you in revenge

Jotaro Kujo

- This dynamic would be so funny oh my god 💀

- Like imagine him trying to get you up for school and you just not move

- "Y/n wake up and stop being a jackass!" "Yeah yeah go on without me, Jotaro. I don't care...plus it's Monday.."

- Oh my god imagine getting a stand too

- Star Plat would try to drag your ass out of bed, but you would use your stand to make sure you'd stay in bed

- But you know what, he likes your comments when talking about his fangirls

- Seriously it's so entertaining, which is a major compliment for Joot standards

- All you do is cause mild chaos, your sarcasm not ever translating well due to them taking their beloved's sibling's words to heart

[anissapierce]

... its so funny to me tht i loved marthas (speaks) solo adventures,curious georges solo explorations, garfield just fucking around n messin w odie (though i was invested in jon eventually getting liz to say yes to a date, literally my childhood version of sam and diane), the episodes focusing on pal and kate, when clifford shifted the pov to the dogs But

I hated snoopy panels, i disliked when the animated specials focused on him, i found it tedious n annoying and i disliked how they practically made him a scooby doo lvl of anthropomorphized dog ? Str8 up having him pull a bugs bunny n seduce lucy as the red Baron?

I also still dont like roadrunner cartoons but as a kid i detested them. I can deal with tom and jerry .... In small doses but roadrunner was just so boring to me. My fave of the predator prey dynamic was tweety n Sylvester bc like theres dialogue? I think i just need constant stimulation and that includes Verbal or if not then at least like fun classical music

[crankynewt]

Bucky, NO!

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Nope, just some lovable Bucky fluff!

Word Count: 576

Masterlist

Summary: Bucky may be an idiot, but at least he’s your idiot.

A/N: The pond scene is very heavily based off that one scene with Dwight and Michael from The Office. Let me know what you think! 

     Don’t get me wrong, Bucky has many good qualities. He’s a wonderful boyfriend, a trustworthy friend, and is one of the most hard-working people you’ve ever met.

     Regardless, even the best of people still screw up. And oh, does he have a talent for it.

     Sitting on the couch watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine at seven in the evening was not the way you planned to spend your Thursday night, yet here you were. Rather than the romantic dinner you had planned for you and your loving boyfriend, you were waiting for him to come home from his lunch with Sam. He was supposed to be home hours ago, and as you glance to the now cold pasta on the counter. 

     “Oh, Canada. Truly Odie to America’s Garfield.” You heard Andy Samberg’s voice emit from the tv playing in front of you, but you were too worried to focus. Sighing, you pushed yourself up from the couch and made your way over to the kitchen; you figured that it was time to give up and put the food you prepared away. You could at least keep yourself busy.

     Placing the last container onto the shelf and closing the fridge, you heard the familiar click of the lock and creak of the front door opening. Turning around, you were met with the picture of your boyfriend in very wet clothes looking ashamed.

     “Why do I get the feeling that you’re going to tell me something I don’t want to hear?” You questioned, crossing your arms over your chest.

     “Experience?” He answered, unsure of his response. “I don’t know, what kind of mood are you in?”

     “For God’s sake, what did you do?”

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     “That’s funny, the road ends here but the GPS says to keep going straight.” Bucky said, slowing the car and looking at the pond in front of them.

     “It’s probably just a mistake, let’s just turn around and go another way.” Sam responded, not looking up from his phone. 

     “I don’t know, if it says to go straight I think we should listen…” He trailed off, the car slowly rolling down the incline.

     “Bucky, no!”

     “Bucky, yes!”

     “BUCKY, IT’S A F***ING LAKE! TURN AROUND!” Sam screamed, but it was too late. The car had entered the water and began to slowly sink. “WHAT THE HELL, BUCKY?!”

     “THE COMPUTER BETRAYED US!” Bucky exclaimed, surprised and struggling to open the door to escape the vehicle.

     “NO, YOU’RE JUST A MORON!” Sam frustratedly yelled as he did the same, gasping as the water hit him.

     “HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!” Bucky replied, just as irked as his bird-brained friend.

     “I HATE YOU!”

     “SHUT UP!”

----

     “Are you kidding me?’ You said, too shocked to laugh at the recap he had just told you. “Why are you like this?” 

     “I was born this way, baby.” He replied, starting to approach you with open arms and that signature smirk. “Now c’mere, I need a hug.” 

     “No!” You yelped, trying to get away, but there’s no escaping the super-soldier. A laughing Bucky wrapped his strong arms around you, pulling your struggling form into his wet chest. You quickly stilled though, relaxing into the familiar embrace.

     “Wait, didn’t you take one of Tony’s cars today?” You asked.

     “Yeah...”

     “He’s gonna kill you.”

     “Yep.”

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep.3

3: I Pact You a Lunch~! (Rated PG-13)

MC: *laying in bed, thinking about stuff* I’ve met all but one... who’s the youngest brother? The Avatar of Sloth... I imagine him as a scene boy, carrying a pillow everywhere.

*D.D.D. Vibrates*

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Levi: So you are sure that Lucifer said that Mammon’s assets were frozen? Like he said the word frozen?

MC: Yes, for the 18th time, as in Let it Go, as in ❄️❄️❄️ Like what do you want from me?

Levi: ... Come to the kitchen.

MC: You getting another Game Fuel energy drink?

Levi: NO... Maybe... no! Just come to the kitchen. And be quick about it, normie.

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MC: *smirks* It’s been a day and Otakon still hasn’t noticed.

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MC: *walking into the kitchen, and hears a rustling in the kitchen* A burgular is eating our food? *walks backward, and hides behind the wall* okay... 1... 2... *jumps into the kitchen* FREEZE SUCKA!

Beel: *jumps up and hits head on the top of the fridge* OW! *cough cough* ah shi-...! You startled me!

MC: I startled you?! B-Beel?! I thought you were a burgular! But I can see I was right, you’re the Hamburgular!

Beel: *eating a leftover burger* I eat when I’m lonely... and hungry, and my whole life. What are you doing here?

MC: Oh I’ve been there... But I was seeing if there were anything to eat, I couldn’t sleep.

Beel: Ah, a fellow midnight snacker, Huh? Well sorry to disappoint you, but I just polished off everything in the fridge.

MC: Well, I guess I’ll have to resort to my own stockpile.

Beel: You were holding out on me with snacks earlier. I want more.

MC: Alright, but first... *pulls out a snack cake* Sit.

Beel: *sits*

MC: Roll over.

Beel: *rolls to the right*

MC: ... Play dead.

Beel: *faints in a dramatic way*

MC: *blinks and goes over to Beel and rubs his belly* Good boy! Who’s a good boy?

Beel: *chuckles and squirms* Thahat tickles.

MC: *gives him the snack cake* There you go.

*interview*

MC: As frightening as the amount of stuff he eats is, Beel is pretty adorable... I absolutely love how he’d do anything for food. He’s like a mix of Garfield, Nermal, and Odie. Always hungry, super cute, and innocent, to an extent. That’s my first impression of him anyway, watch him really be a hard rock.

————

MC: By the way, where’s the 7th brother?

Beel: Do not talk about him, especially not to Lucifer! You should just stop sticking your nose into business that isn’t yours. Thanks for the snack cake, but I’m leaving. *storms off*

MC: ... Call Me... *takes out another snack cake and eats it*

*interview*

MC: ... I guess that was a sore subject... I think I heard him crying... Now I’m determined.

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???: Psst! Hey!

MC: *looks up* God? Is that you? Grandma? Uncle Jack? Dad?

???: No! Down here! Help me out!

MC: Levi, what are you doing down there?

Levi: Planting a garden and talking to the tomatoes, what do you think I’m doing? I was hiding from Beel!

MC: Are you stuck?

Levi: N-No! I’m not! I’m just... grr... sore cause you... ack! Kept me... come on... waiting!

MC: *takes out D.D.D., gets down onto the floor near the island and makes a video of them and Levi.* Just making memories with my best bro Levi.

Levi: Gah! Hey, what are you doing?!

MC: Levi thought it would fun to try and dive through the island, and he got stuck! Heh, classic Levi. So glad you chose to stop gaming and hang out with me, your best pal! *stops recording*

Levi: YOU DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW! I WILL NOT BE LOOPED INTO YOUR NORMIE POSTS!

MC: Heh, okay okay... there, it’s deleted, alright, let’s get you out.

*interview*

MC: It’s not really deleted, I just sent it to my other phone and deleted it off the D.D.D. It actually gets good reception down here. So, I have some leverage, and Levi thinks that it’s not on my D.D.D. Maybe next time, don’t talk trash about my baby boy Shizuo Heiwajima.

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Levi: Ugh, finally. Now, back to business... since Lucifer told you that Mammonms assets were frozen, there’s only one place it could be.

MC: ... So why are we in the kit- no. You’ve gotta be kidding me... in the freezer?

Levi: I mean it’s worth a shot. After all, Lucifer wouldn’t put it somewhere far away, like over on Diavolo’s personal ski resort.

MC: Well... work smarter not harder. Which also works better cause it deters idiots.

Levi: *opens the freezer* Let’s see... Hmm... Frostbitten Salmon... Freezerburn Gorgon steaks... Oh, there’s Beel’s ice cream sandwich he lost a few thousand years ago.

MC: *blinks* That’s an ice cream sandwich? It looks like the inside of a meteorite...

Levi: Oh! Here it is! *picks it up and falls down, the block of ice with the credit card resting on his chest* Ack! It’s cold and heavy! H-Help!

MC: You are a demon, you are stronger than me, and I’m a human.

Levi: Just help me team lift it to the microwave!

MC: Alright, hold on!

————

Mammon: Hey! What are you two doi- *gasps* Is that Goldie?!

Levi: Yep! I found it all by myself.

MC: ... Oh hell no, you got me messed up Boku No Shut-in... Wait... he named his credit card Goldie?

Mammon: Shut it human, me and Goldie have been through so much together, you don’t have what we have!

MC: You sound like you both starred in a romcom called The Golden Moron.

Levi: *snorts at that* And you aren’t getting it back until you do what I say.

Mammon: P-Please sir, Please May I have her?

MC: This guy did an Oliver Twist impression... I’m done.

Levi: I will when you give me the Seraphina figurine you won.

Mammon: The Sera-who?

Levi: Seraphina.

Mammon: *blinks* Seratonin?

Levi: Ser-A-Phi-Na! You don’t even know about her, you probably forgot all about her! I got pile driven by you trying to get her back, and you were half asleep naked!

MC: ... lucky bastard...

Levi: How dare you forget about the cold, egotistical Queen of the High Elves who wants nothing more than affection and love-!

MC: Hey, Otakon 2020, can we wrap this up here, I’d like to get some sleep before Lucifer blasts the morning bugle, thank you very much!

Levi: *slowly turns head, hurt* How dare you...

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Mammon: I’ll do anything, just give me back my card.

Levi: Only if you also make a pact with Enn. So I can finally get my money back from you.

MC: Oh now we’re getting somewhere.

Mammon: Ain’t no way I’m gonna be making a pact with this simple, lowlife, good for nothing, piece of garbage.

MC: I’ve been called worse, you Pell Grant Reject.

Levi: Oh Luciferrrrrr~ 🎶 Mammon’s defrosting his credit card~!

Mammon: I mean yes, i’ll form a pact with this amazing, first class, special, beautiful slice of heaven. It would be my honor~.

MC: Don’t push your luck, Mammon.

*interview*

MC: This fucking sucks! In prison, you have to take down the biggest baddest mfer down in order for people not to mess with you and get respect, and then the funniest. Now I only got the funniest guy and the biggest and baddest is still not taking me seriously. So what the heck does this mean for me? I’m at second best right now.

Mammon: *next to them* Hey, you know I’m right here right?

MC: Yeah, and you started the insulting first, and plus, I said you were the funniest, take credit where it’s given, dumbass.

*moment of pause*

MC: I’m sorry I called you dumbass...

Mammon: Oh you’re so kind, Enn, I’m so grateful to be your demon. *Fake Smile™️*

MC: Well now I’m not sorry Yeager Sarcastic.

[your-fave-is-catholic]

Your Fave MIGHT Be Catholic: Link

Known for: Main hero & playable character in the beloved video game series The Legend of Zelda. He is the Hero of Time, & in every game he always manages to find a way to save the magical land of Hyrule from chaos & destruction. He is a silent elf-like race known as a Hylian, who has humble origins & rises up to becoming a hero, usually to save the mystical artifact known as the Triforce, usually with the help of the beautiful & wise Princess Zelda & usually against the evil wizard Ganon. In most games, Link is recognizable by his trademark green hat & tunic (Breath of the Wild is a major exception), & he is always brandishing a sword & shield as his main weapons, among other weapons as well. Personality wise, he is usually very stoic & takes his adventures seriously, but he is ultimately a good & noble person with great courage, which is why he is always embodied with the Triforce of Courage. He also makes many allies throughout his adventures which include the likes of fairies, talking trees, childlike elves, talking animals from owls to cows, rock people known as Gorons, fish people known as Zoras, bird people, talking ships, & so much more. In short, he is the true example of a great fantasy adventure hero!

Why I say MIGHT as opposed to IS: The truth is, I am extremely reluctant to be posting this post. Since this blog was started, I’ve gotten requests to post Link from The Legend of Zelda. An old user who sadly closed their blog named @snakesaredelicious​ sent an ask early on saying that Link often prays to a crucifix, & then later on the user @logan-lee tagged me in a Tumblr post that showed Link praying to a crucifix. The Tumblr post in question can be found here, & to specify it was a snapshot taken from the Japanese game guide of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. However, as someone who is familiar with The Legend of Zelda series, I also know that later games, starting with Ocarina of Time, would go on to establish that the world of Hyrule has its own lore & religious beliefs. Ocarina of Time in particular is very clear about this: the game directly states that the world of Hyrule was created by three goddesses named Nayru, Din, & Farore. You can watch this story here. So, as you can see, this is very contradictory with Catholic beliefs, as we believe there is only one God who created the universe, not three goddesses. I can make a case for other Nintendo characters like Mario being Catholic, mainly through his real world Italian origins & such. But Link, I’m not so sure, since his games have a very clear lore to them. I theorize that when the Legend of Zelda video games were still new & the people at Nintendo were trying to figure things out, they incorporated the Catholic faith as a way of making the games feel both mystical & yet grounded in this world (the Catholic faith is seen as a very mystical & mysterious religion in Japan, & this has lead to the existence of the trope Anime Catholicism). But then after a while, they found out this doesn’t really make sense for a magical fantasy world that exists in another realm, & thus they created a new mythology specific to their games. That’s what I think went down, & it’s not uncommon for long running franchises to be vastly different early on (Example: in the Garfield comics, did you know that originally Odie the dog belonged to a roommate Jon Arbuckle had named Lyman?). Still, one could bring up the Legend of Zelda Timeline, & point out that the earlier games take place later than the later games, & that maybe down the road Catholicism became part of the world of Hyrule while the old beliefs of Nayru, Din, & Farore faded away like the gods of ancient Egypt & Greece did in our world. But, I don’t know for sure if that’s the case. Still, if it gives you comfort in believing that Link, Princess Zelda, & all the other citizens of Hyrule are Catholic, then I won’t stop you from feeling that way!

If this post is wrong: If this post is wrong, & I’m pretty sure it is based on what I’ve said, & that Shigeru Miyamoto or anyone else from Nintendo has made it clear that the religious beliefs involving Nayru, Din, & Farore are the official canon beliefs in the world of Hyrule, then please feel free to let me know & gently correct me. It may disappoint some fans of this blog, but I still wish to do my best to share the truth.