#gardenworld

[olle-gardens]

Plant These in Raised Beds This Summer!

[jpitha]

It follows that if #Humans are Deathworlders, then there must be Aliens are Gardernworlders. Imagine a Human going to a garden world for the first time.

Human: It's really nice of you to show me around!

Alien: It's been my pleasure, I hope you're having fun on my planet

Human: I really am, Its been enlightening. But, uh, I'm getting hungry, we should probably find something to eat soon.

Alien: Find something to eat? Why, food is all around you, we can eat all of this!

Human: Even the grass?

Alien: ESPECIALLY the grass, try it!

Human, munching: Huh, this is pretty good. Kind of minty.

Alien, nodding: Try this plant here

Human: THIS ONE TASTES LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM

Alien: Is that good?

Human: THIS IS AMAZING! And it grows everywhere?

Alien: It's practically a weed.

Human: I'm moving here.

Alien: You are not.

[creepa-b0t-inc]

I wanna share these all together, make it easier to learn about all of em at the same time

[hattyhatterson]

a few late-night creeparune doods

[creepa-b0t-inc]

YOOOOOOOO ANTOINETTE LOVE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Secret Boss Fanart!!!

Surprise, idiots.

Antoinette by: @creepa-b0t-inc

Sonatta by: @mercair

Solis by: @marineflamez

[carionto]

Human endurance is staggering, both as individuals and as a collective

Siege warfare.

Every civilization has a grasp on military actions to one degree or another. It's almost unheard of for any save for the most utopian gardenworlders to not have a history shaped by conflict.

Skirmishes, extended front lines, major offensives, charges, artillery, even WMDs. Everyone is familiar with such and many more related concepts in theory and practice. Too much practice for some...

What Humanity introduced to us through their history was, at first, simply an extension of certain realities of what war can be. Then the same individual battles in their past continued. On and on. Page after page, book after book. Some lasted for months, even years before any kind of resolution.

Constant engagement and casualties, seemingly with no regard for the lives of the individuals doing the fighting. Because as a collective they either decided or, more commonly by orders or circumstance, were forced to accept a new reality of suffering and death.

And the Humans learn to bear with it, even embrace it. Even laugh at it, for what else is there left. The survivors are forever changed, certainly, yet fundamentally most maintain their humanity, many even gain a sort of heightened perception and understanding of what it means to be alive at all.

Soldiers and civilians alike are not spared the horrors in Human wars, how could they be? There is barely any period pre-first contact where some part of Earth wasn't burning.

Certain conflicts stand out sharply, which is quite a morbid achievement, most notably to us any that have Humans fighting roughly in the same place for extended periods of time. We can barely imagine how a battle could last more than a few hours, let alone weeks and more. Wars can go on for decades and centuries, that is not new to us, but to endure the stress of an active battlefield for so long... the physical and mental fortitude required for that is something seemingly only Humans have in abundance.

However, what staggers us most are the first hand witness accounts of such battles. The full spectrum of Human emotion is on full display there - hope and desperation, love and hate, disgust and apathy, fear and amusement. There are countless stories of individual bravery and cowardice, ingenuity and obstinance, sacrifice and abandonment.

Yet the most staggering fact is that they are still here to tells us those stories themselves. Individually they all come from such pasts, but as a whole they manage to keep moving on despite everyone holding within them such pain. These stories are how they share the pain, and Human communities can withstand near limitless amounts of individual torment by supporting one another, even when each is already suffering beyond imagining. It is no wonder then that Humanity managed to survive and thrive even after turning their world into a Deathworld among Deathworlds.

Woe is be to any who incur the ire of Humanity. Their enduring patience will outlast any should brutal swiftness prove insufficient.

[antiheroina122]

Hi from my very slavic garden I guess ✨

[we-finna-make-it-grow]

The way this tree grows, makes me think it will take off the second I put it in a bigger pot. #we_finna_make_it_grow #amateurgardener #gardengeek #growthings #gardenworld #gardeningislife #squarefootgardening #gardeningphoto #gardeningproblems #gardening4pleasure #gardeningisgoodforthesoul #indoorplantclub #avocado #iggarden #igarden #beginnergardener #loveforgardening #gardenspace #vegtablegarden #organicsoil #growgreen #urbangrower #growerlife #growtoeat #myvegetablegarden #avocadotree https://www.instagram.com/p/CipYPaGueK5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[peters-plants]

Ein Japanischer Ahorn sollte in keinem Garten fehlen und er kommt auch mit tiefen Temperaturen im nördlichen Niederösterreich sehr gut zu recht. Hier ein Acer Palmatum "Butterfly" . . . . . . #gardenwishlist2021 #acer #acerpalmatum #acerpalmatumbutterfly #garten #ahorn #japanischerahorn #gardening #garden #gardenlove #gardenshare #gardenworld #gardeningtips (hier: Austria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKJu68ihtxV/?igshid=9gv4g9pvkvg9

[londonaquatic]

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[susanmarsh77]

Pinky Red Rain Rose 🌹📷👌🏻#photooftheday #photography #photographer #passionforphotography #photographyislife #pinkyredrose #pinky #pinky #red #rose #inyourgarden #gardenworld #dropletsofrain #rain #panasoniclumix #panasonic #fz330 #lumix #leica #leicalens #leicaphoto #bridgephotography #bridgecamera (at Thatcham) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCCOZJjAxff/?igshid=1xo7z1efr1o7l

[fmwwi-blog]

The best love is the one that makes you a better person, without changing you into someone other than yourself. . . #succulentsofinstagram #succulents #floweringscrubs #naturelovers #nature #naturephotography #nature_perfection #natureshooters #natureshots #flowerperfection #flowerpower #orchid #dactylorhiza #fushsii #gardenworld #worldstar #love #pink #pinkflowers #pinkflowers🌸 #smile #inspiration #inspirationalquotes #photooftheday #photography #earlysunrise #photo #yellow #green #chichester (at Bishop's Palace Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAXcxVIAYph/?igshid=4fwpbd0fnvrd

[jpitha]

Aliens are Gardenworlders / Humans are Space Orcs crossover: Humans take risks that might cause other sapients to be concerned for our wellbeing. What about people who are into Extreme Sports?

In orbit around the Garden World:

"Welcome to our home! I know a few humans who came to live here had...trouble after a few months, but you've said that you have no problem entertaining yourself and should be able to find plenty of enriching activities while here!"

"Thank you so much for approving my relocation, it really means a lot to me!"

"Um...what are you doing? You seem to be putting on an armored pressure suit"

"Oh this? I'm going to go skydiving to make it home. Don't you find landing just so..so boring?"

"You're going to do WHAT? No! you can't! We're still in orbit!"

"No worries, I have my ablative shield/surfboard here!" He holds out a massive, heavy looking oblong board with hundreds of little matte black squares on the bottom. "I'll ride the ionosphere until I'm under Mach 3, pop a drogue to steady myself, and then when I'm going a nice, sedate terminal velocity, I'll pop my regular chute and land."

"THAT'S INSANE"

"Nah, it's all good look!" He gestures around his suit "I have my main, my backup, my emergency, and I'm wearing another one under the suit. I have two knives to cut lines if needed, and the board has a chute too, it won't even land hard!"

"B-b-but"

"Don't worry! Humans have been skydiving forever. Even before we went to space, we had folks who would ride balloons as high as they could go and then jump out. This is only an extension of that."

"Y-y-you can't"

"Nowhere says I can't. I talked with the ship, they're going to pop the ventral airlock when I give the go-ahead. The puff of air will push me clear and I can begin my fall"

"WHAT? THEY WON'T LET YOU"

"Who says I won't?" The Ship said "If this human wants to become a fiery meteorite in the skies above the planet I'm not going to stop them."

"I told you both, It'll be fine. Okay, I'm off! See you on the ground suckers!!!!"

As the airlock closes, the alien says to the ship "Is he going to die?"

"Oh, absolutely. From this though? eh, 75% chance of surviving."

"....fucking humans..."

[creepa-b0t-inc]

Feeding my neglected children crumbs of attention

[buckosartthingamabob]

@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc@creepa-b0t-inc oh my god look at this now its all your silly goobers

a few late-night creeparune doods

[masterofnunn]

'Japanese Snowball'photograph taken this morning in the sun & earlier during the week. Please note this is different to the one shown by Monty Don in Gardeners World on Friday - Viburnum plicatum f.tomentosum 'Mariesii' which i also referred to as Japanese Snowball but in actually fact the bloom does not grow in clusters but tiers and is known better as 'the wedding cake' plant or tree. An excellent example is at RHS Wisley #viburnumplicatum #viburnum #viburnumsnowball #japanesesnowball #japanesesnowballtree #weddingtree #weddingtreeplant #sundaygardening #gardenersworld #gardeningworld #gardenworld #gardening #RHS #rhswisley #gardenblogger #gardenblog #gardeningtips #gardenlovers #montydon #bbcradiokent #bbcradiokent #blogisphere #blogospheremagazine #greenfingers (at London, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAAJ5YNlmwo/?igshid=1tr5fnhchx30g