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Since Drax, Pete, Gamora and Rocket all raised baby Groot as his parents, and the fact that in a galaxy full of different alien cultures, societies where non-monogamous dynamics would be the norm or at least somewhat common, there were probably at least a few misunderstandings during missions where the four of them were thought to be a polycute raising a kid.
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#REAL#going insane about this actually#consider. at some point they just give up correcting people#marvel#marvel headcanons#marvel headcanon#guardians of the galaxy#guardians of the galaxy headcanons#marvel comics#groot headcanon#rocket raccoon headcanon#peter quill headcanon#gamora headcanon#drax headcanon
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Peter, Gamora, Mantis and Nebula>>>>>
i know you've already done this with the avengers but could you possbily do how the gurdains react when someone filrts with their S/O? (With nebula added if you don't mind?
Thanks for the request!
Pairing: Guardians of the Galaxy X neutral reader
Warning: angst, fluff
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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY REACTING TO SOMEONE FLIRTING WITH YOU:
PETER
Peter would be soooo jealous, and he isn't even remotely good at hiding it. "Excuse me, can you stop flirting with y/n?" He ironically asks and the man who's talking to you chuckles. "Tell your friend to back up, love." He says and you raise an eyebrow. "Well, actually--" you can't even finish because Peter pushes him. "It's boyfriend, and walk away or else I'll be forced to use my guns to make you understand boundaries." He says, his hand on his gun folders and his eyes stuck into the men's. He nods and raises his hands while leaving. You look at your boyfriend. "Babe, you're so tragic." You fool him around and he softly caresses your hip. "It's amusing," He says and you frown, he smiles. "Just the fact that people think they can be as lucky as I am to have you."
ROCKET
Rocket would be bothered but uninterested. He knows he can trust you, but he has something to say anyway. "Baby, is this dumbass bothering you?" He asks while looking directly at you. The person who's flirting with you gasps. "What the fuck? I'm talking to y/n, go away." Rocket rolls his eyes. "Here it is, another idiot who thinks that can have a chance with you." He says, always talking to you and never to the person who's standing there. You chuckle, trying to hold back a laugh while the person curses. "Fuck it, you're totally not worth it." They say while going away. Rocket looks at you with a smirk. "What a douche, you're totally worth it instead."
DRAX
Drax would mostly staring from far away, trying to understand why is someone being so touchy with you. He would do his best to keep calm, obviously failing. "Okay, enough playing." He finally says while walking to you and looking at the man who's flirting with you. He frowns. "I was just--" he tries to say, but Drax stops him. "We don't care, leave." He threateningly says and the man immediately gasps and leave. You smile at him. "Was it necessary?" You ask and he shrugs, his hand caressing your cheek. "Was it not?"
GROOT
Groot would naively think that the person who's flirting with you wants to be your friend, at the beginning. Anyway, as soon as he notices that you're getting uncomfortable, he immediately walks to you. "I am Groot." He says and the man raises an eyebrow. "What did he say?" He asks and you slightly smile. "That you should not be so close to me." You translate and the man laughs. "Ah! A tree telling me what to do!" He mocks him and you get nervous. "Okay, I agree with him, anyway." You say and Groot nods. "I am Groot." He says and the man raises an eyebrow. You puff. "He said you should leave and I think so too." You conclude and he walks away while puffing. You look at Groot. "Thank you." You say and he softly smiles at you.
GAMORA
Gamora would be so pissed off. She isn't exactly jealous, but she tends to be so protective of you. When she sees someone flirting with you, she always thinks that she wants to throw hands at them. She lets you handle the situation, unless someone becomes too intrusive. "Hey, clearly y/n isn't interested and I think you should leave now." She suggests and puts a hand on your hip, to make the person understand that you're her partner. The girl who was flirting with you frowns. "Oh okay, I wasn't even flirting but bye anyway." She lies and Gamora rolls her eyes while watching her leave. "What a liar, but I totally understand her: you look stunning." She compliments and you smile at her.
MANTIS
Mantis would totally be too shy and insecure to say something. She instantly gets jealous and sad but she lets you taking care of the situation. "What happened?" She asks as soon as you're back to her, you shrug. "Nothing, she asked me out." You say, staying chill. She nods and looks away. "Uhm, okay." She says with a lovely pout, you smile at her. "I obviously told her that I'm not interested." You say while brushing a lock of her hair behind her ear. She smiles. "Really?" She asks, her face lighting up. You nod. "I have you, I'm more than okay." You reassure her and she hugs you.
BONUS + YONDU
Yondu would totally want to handle the situation himself. "Boy, are you flirting with y/n?" He asks while looking at the boy, he shrugs. "What you gonna do about it?" He challenges him and he whistles, his arrow immediately coming to him. The boy tenses up while Yondu smiles. "You have two chances now: you leave or you meet my best friend, this lovely creature." He says while making the arrow float around his head. The boy swallows his own saliva before leaving without further words. You shake your head. "You terrorised him." You joke and Yondu shrugs. "That was the whole point, Kid."
BONUS + NEBULA
Nebula would get mad to the point of wanting to kill that person. She is extremely protective and also kinda territorial. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" She asks, he hand already on the hilt of her sword. You look at her, reassuring that everything is okay with just one look. The girl who was flirting with you raises an eyebrow. "Woah, calm down, I'm leaving." She immediately says and Nebula looks at her, still quite nervous. You caress her cheek. "Baby, it's okay, I was already sending her away." You softly say and she finally relaxes at your touch, her eyes stuck into yours.
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I just think that,
#marvel#marvel comics#headcanon#autism headcanon#autistic headcanon#Guardians of the galaxy#Peter Quill#Rocket#Rocket Raccoon#Groot#Gamora#Drax#Drax the Destroyer#autistic pride
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Queer Headcanons for Guardians of the Galaxy
idk i'm gay and it's pride month and I like to write these characters as queer as possible so i wanna share my personal headcanons for each of the gang.
Peter: Bisexual. This man has fucked aliens with tentacles and needles for teeth and you're telling me he draws the line at men? No way. He and Thor totally pity-banged each other once.
Gamora: I have no reason for this whatsoever, but I really want Gamora to be bi, too. Ravager!Gamora uses her freedom from Thanos to experiment a little in that regard.
Nebula: Nebula gives off pansexual vibes to me in the sense that I feel she very rarely feels attraction at all and when she does, the person's gender doesn't factor into it. I also feel like she'd be demisexual. Also I sometimes headcanon her as trans or genderqueer, usually in Human AUs.
Drax: I feel like Drax is omnisexual and attracted to more masculine traits and appearances. The way he was talking about Thor lol. He likes his women buff and that's a mood.
Mantis: There are two versions of Mantis that exist in my head. One of them is aroace purely because of this one interview I saw with Pom Klementieff back in 2017 where she said she didn't think Mantis was "sexual", but I feel like it's kinda lame to headcanon the "cute and innocent" character as being ace xD. So then there's also my other version of Mantis that's a lesbian and kinda covertly horny xD (I write her as gay in Time After Time lol)
Kraglin: He's pan, too, and kind of a serial dater. He also gives me poly vibes for some reason. He and Yondu totally had something going on; I like shipping them legitly and as exes xD
Yondu: This man wouldn't give two shits about labels. He just knows when he's attracted to someone and doesn't care about what their gender is.
Rocket: I don't ship Rocket with anyone, but since writing Loud Love and getting a comment about it, I lean hard into this raccoon being a sex-repulsed ace.
Adam: Adam is kinda too child-coded for me to ship with anyone and I'm unsure of an exact headcanon for him but I love the idea of people of all genders hitting on him because he's handsome and Adam having no idea that's what's happening.
Groot: Just loves his weird gay family.
Cosmo: A good dog. <3
#guardians of the galaxy#peter quill#rocket raccoon#gamora#yondu#kraglin#nebula#mantis#drax#adam warlock#headcanons#queer#queer headcanons#thorquill#kragdu#pride month#marvel
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Guardians of the Galaxy headcanons!
Guardians of the Galaxy headcanon compilation!
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Authors Note: These are probably just mainly rocket headcanons but still has other characters too ^^
Whenever Rocket has nightmares he ends up in the common room of the Milano working on a project, sometimes Quill wakes up in the middle of the night to get water and after he'll just chill with Rocket as company
When Groot was a baby Gamora was very protective of him, like she refused to let him come on missions because he was still so small and was probably a big help in raising him
Rocket possibly has dyslexia? I mean I know that he canonically as messy handwriting but it could be because he struggles to write and read so he writes with big clear letters to try and see things better
Mantis has some celestial in her. Not enough to be a battery like Ego needed but she was still powerful which is probably why Ego kept her in the first place
You know how male cats gaze up at their female owners? I feel like Rocket would do that 💀 Like he wouldn't even realise it but he'd just stare up at Gamora like O_O U_U O_O until realising what he was doing and silently pray nobody saw
With Quill's zune I think you can make separate playlists on it? So Quill would make playlists for each of them with their favourite songs if they're having a bad day
Quill was actually going slightly insane during GOTG 3. I mean he's lost so many people so now that he was on the verge of losing Rocket? He wouldn't of mentally survived losing his best friend so I feel like during the movie his sanity was definitely unstable. I mean bro went from saying "Don't kill anyone." TO KILLING SOMEONE SO-
Rocket named all of the baby raccoons after famous Terran singers. So for all the boys he'd name them stuff like "Elvis" "David" or "Frank" (A.K.A Elvis Presley, David Bowie and Frank Sinatra) and the girls would be "Marilyn" "Nancy" "Florence" and "Gwen" (Marilyn Monroe, Nancy Sinatra, Florence and the Machine and Gwen Stefani)
Might make a part 2 ^^
#guardians of the galaxy#rocket raccoon#marvel#headcanon#gotg#peter quill#gamora#groot#i am groot#drax
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Guardians of the Galaxy Headcanons
Quill - Bi
Drax - Demi
Groot - Gay
Gamora - Bi
Rocket - Aromantic - Asexual
Nebula - Lesbian
Kraglin - Pan
Mantis - Lesbian - Asexual
#guardians of the galaxy#peter quill#drax the destroyer#i am groot#gamora zen whoberi ben titan#rocket raccoon#nebula#kraglin obfonteri#mantis#headcanon#lgbtqia#marvel#marvel studios#marvel comics#marvel cinematic universe#marvel characters
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Okay, show of hands, who here has a DR that entirely ignores the deaths that 'happened' in iw/endgame. Cmon, fess up.
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🙋♀️ - me
#mcu#avengers endgame#tony stark#steve rogers#loki laufeyson#gamora#marvel headcanons#marvel dr#natasha romanoff
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Peter and Gamora's height difference kills me.
When I look at them two side by side, there doesn't look to be much of a height difference sometimes but without her boots, honestly she'd be a LOT smaller than him. Let's face it, the heel on those boots are bloody massive.
And really, I think he'd love the height difference when she's not wearing those boots. He thinks it's adorable, and she absolutely hates it because he can't help but tease her about it.
#sort of a headcanon but hear me out#ngl though i would kill for a pair of her boots#like are you kidding me#starmora#starlord#peter quill#gamora#gotg#guardians of the galaxy
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Heeeey could you write how each of the game guardians would react if their friend, reader, was like a writer on the side? Would they be supportive or what would their opinion be of R's hobbies:)
Downtime
I like this idea a lot, So here you go :)
Downtimes were always the group's favourite thing they look forward to after a mission.
Rocket would always tinker, Pete would always listen to his music, Groot with looking after the plants, Drax with reading and Gamora polishing or sharpening her weapons.
You however, You'd like to write.
You've been writing since you were about 11, it started with writing about your favourite cartoon before gradually working up to some original ideas.
Don't tell anyone you still wrote about your multiple fandoms.
One day, Peter went to check in on you after the mission and found you writing.
"Ooh what do we have here ??" He gently took the tablet.
"Wait, it's not done..." You frowned a little.
He continued to have a read of it, Woah... this was some serious scut.
"Holy cow, this is really cool y/n, How long have you been working on this ??" He said with a smile.
You started to relax and began to explain your story, He grew more and more fascinated.
Soon you began to grow the confidence to show the others what you were writing.
Drax needed you cause you knew he would have multiple questions about what you were writing.
Gamora really enjoyed it, She was sort of saddened when she finished what she was reading, wanting more.
Rocket was skeptical, He's seen a couple of said stories online and they were not nice, but when he saw yours he really enjoyed it.
Groot being Groot, He was always supportive.
You just loved how supportive they were of your hobby, you were eager to write more to show them.
#gotg#guardians of the galaxy#gotg imagine#gotg x reader#platonic#reader insert#gamora#gamora headcanons#rocket raccoon#rocket raccoon headcanons#star lord headcanons#star lord#drax#drax headcanons#groot#groot headcanons
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See, this scene is why I believe Gamora used to take Peter to bed on really bad nights where he got absolutely hammered.
We already know he used to tell Gamora his life story when he was drunk, he said so in GOTG VOL.2
"I told you that when I was drunk!"
And with the way he grabs Nebula's arm when she tucks him in, I feel like it's deeper than him just him simply missing and longing for Gamora. It's deeper than that, it feels to me like it would have been a thing between the two of them because we all know how Gamora would look after him when he needed it, and it's the way he thinks he's talking to Gamora and telling her he loves her. I could be reaching, but for me, it's like he recognises the routine and he's longing for that because she'd pick him up when he was down.
And if there's any chance this isn't canon, then I consider this as officially one of my headcanons.
#starmora#peter quill#starlord#gamora#guardians of the galaxy vol 3#gotg vol 3#gotg vol 3 gif#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#lady murderess#gamsgifs#my gifs#LM: Headcanons#LM: Headcanons: Starmora
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Gamora headcanon !!
she has violent intrusive thoughts + really bad nightmares. sometimes after waking up from a nightmare she'll yell or fall out of bed, and if Quill hears her he'll come over and be like "oh hey, you're awake! well I can't sleep so that means you have to entertain me :)" as a way to secretly distract her. Gamora is well aware of what he's doing and she appreciates it, though she won't tell him that
#most of my own hcs rn are abt the gotg bc im hyperfixated lol#marvel headcanon#marvel headcanons#guardians of the galaxy#marvel#guardians of the galaxy headcanons#gamora#star lord#peter quill#gotg gamora
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I NEED MORE PETER QUILL WRITING
Gurdians of the gurdians reacting to reader falling asleep next to them after a battle please?
Thanks for the request!
Pairing: Guardians of the Galaxy x neutral reader
Warning: fluff
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GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY REACTING TO YOU FALLING ASLEEP NEXT TO THEM AFTER A BATTLE:
PETER
Peter's heart would melt: he finds you extremely lovely. He knows you deserve some rest after the tiring battle and he's glad to be there, next to you, to caress you and make you relax. He looks at you, eyes filled with love and corner of lips curved into a tiny smile, before pressing a kiss on your forhead and letting you sleep.
ROCKET
Rocket would panic: he doesn't even know what to do. It never happened before and he's so confused, then he looks at you: he immediately relaxes, seeing how peaceful and angelic you look. He calms down and slightly smiles, his hand caressing your cheek and his heart beating faster than ever.
DRAX
Drax would be speechless for the first time ever: you look so beautiful, with your hand resting on his chest and your breath perfectly regular. He smiles and brushes a lock of your hair behind your ear, while trying not to move too much to avoid disturbing you.
GROOT
Groot finds you adorable. He looks at you, his eyes scanning your face while he smiles, knowing how tired you were and how much you actually needed rest. He caresses your cheek and sees you moving to pull him closer, so he tilts his head while hugging you from behind.
GAMORA
Gamora is so grateful to have you, and eventhough she isn't exactly good with these things, she tries to cuddle with you. She wraps you in her arms and pulls you closer, her eyes filled with love keep scanning you. She is still mesmerised at how beautiful you are even when you sleep. She caresses your cheek and slowly falls asleep next to you.
MANTIS
Mantis would be so happy. She can feel how relaxed you are, how peaceful and she is glad to see that you feel free to be like that around her. She spoons with you, her fingers drawing figures on your arm while she smiles, falling asleep next to you.
BONUS + YONDU
Youndu is so proud of you for the way you fought, so when you fall asleep next to him he's glad fo see you rest. He smiles, loving how calm you look, and softly caresses your back. "Sleep, kid, you deserved it." He whispers and proudly smiles.
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Gamora and Nebula having normal sister experiences (they include Mantis sometimes)
Nebula brushing and braiding Gamora's hair while they complain about someone, probably the guys on the ship
Watching movies (it takes them like 20 minutes to agree on a genre, and an extra 10 to agree on the movie)
Girls night (with Mantis) in the common area, includes drinking, board games, and a movie in the background
Gamora fixing and tweaking some of Nebula's robotic parts with music playing in the background so it's not completely silent
I don't have sisters, I have 4 brothers, so idk what sisters do
If you're a sister with a sister feel free to add on
#taltalks#gamora#nebula#Gamora and Nebula#guardians of the galaxy#gotg gamora#gotg nebula#gotg#gotg headcanons
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hiiii i love how you’ve laid out your blog it’s so easy to navigate :)
could i request best friends to lovers with Gamora either a one shot or head cannons and possibly smut if you’re up for it ? thank you <3
friends to lovers hcs ; guardians of the galaxy
thank you for requesting anon <3
this includes gamora <3
reader is assumed as gender neutral <3
my account is 16+, please interact accordingly <3
note : i’ve never properly written for gamora before so this is quite short, i may eventually come back and rework this. in the meantime, i hope that you enjoy this sfw post lol <3
this is pretty much the only way to end up in an actual relationship with gamora — not just because her traumatic past has left her with plenty of trust issues and a strained relationship with intimacy and affection, but also because unless you two are something extremely casual she needs to know that she can (a) trust you to not turn her in for a bounty from her adopted father or anyone else who may have it out for her, (b) rely on you to have her back and help her out when things get difficult in general life or in the heat of a battle (yes she’s more than capable of defending herself, obviously, but having someone that looks out for her at all times massively lessens her burdens and makes life a whole lot easier), and (c) know that you’re looking out for her best interests and are willing to step in and speak out if she’s in the wrong or needs to adjust her approach for a particular mission (seeing feared and known as the intimidating assassin she trained to be is good for the ego and all, but having someone who loves her enough to stand up and correct her when she’s wrong just as much as they’ll stand by her when she’s right is really important), and having a background of intimate friendship would have more than given you the time to prove yourself to her in these ways and thus would make the transition to being romantic partners much easier for both of you
additionally, as her closest friend you were already gamora’s confidant — so trusted that you were the first one she came to about any and all fears and concerns and frustrations with the rest of the group, so trusted that she’d often reconsider her stance and approach if you advised her against it, so trusted that you were the one she’d seek out when she was more sober than she wanted to admit in order to vent about the difficulties she’d faced in her life before meeting you all, and likewise she was the one you’d go to for all the same reasons — and consequently you entered your relationship without any secrets left to keep and felt no need to hide anything from each other going forward because of this established routine (after all, why would you change what isn’t broken?)
the shift from strictly platonic teammates and (in quill’s words) besties to romantic lovers and bedmates would have been extremely slow — slow enough that neither of you would be able to, in hindsight, point to an exact moment or timeframe where things felt noticeably different — and would have felt so natural that there wasn’t really an awkward crushing phase for you both to experience because you didn’t even notice the shift happening until you were well and truly on the other side of it
it wasn’t as if one day you were just friends and the next you were kissing. no. more like you both continued to get closer and touchier and more relaxed around each other as time went on and gamora got used to casual physical intimacy until one day you just looked at each other, realised something had changed, and quietly acknowledged it without saying anything or putting a label on it because it just felt right
you never called her your girlfriend, but she was the person you’d give your life to protect
she never claimed you as her lover, but you were the person she couldn’t bare to lose
you never said that she was more than a friend, but you were always at your happiest and most relaxed when she was safe by your side
she never announced that you were dating, but she was always quick to scare off and threaten anyone who tried to flirt with you when you were out and about as a group
neither of you cared about naming what was between you because all that mattered was how you both felt, but everyone else knew that you two cared deeply and intimately for each other and were generally just happy for you both
but that didn’t mean that the other guardians didn’t (often very crudely) tease the living hell out of you both when one of you emerged looking exhausted from the other’s bunk or when they caught gamora admiring you from across the room, and it certainly didn’t stop nebula from picking up on her sister’s feelings and very bluntly interrogating you both about your relationship after she joined your ragtag travelling group
#sleepingdeath sapphic#sleepingdeath#gender neutral reader#fluff#fluff hcs#fluff headcanons#marvel x reader#marvel fluff#gamora x reader#gamora fluff#gotg x reader#gotg fluff
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Guardians of the Galaxy headcanons (part 3!)
This is the third part of my headcanon series!!
Gotg headcanons compilation:
1 2 3
Authors Note: This is a ship edition! (A.k.a Starbula, Starmora Bugborg and Kragdu! + Rocket third wheeling/playing wingman)
• Yondu would be such an old-fashioned kind of guy. Like I'm sure that Peter taught him some things because Yondu was used to just hooking up with women and yk all that but then he realised he was in love with Kraglin and his first thought was "..well shit."
• If the ships were a trope I'd think they'd be;
Starmora: Star-crossed lovers
Starbula: Opposites attract
Bugborg: Sunshine and Grumpy
Kragdu: Captain and his Right hand man
• When Quill told Rocket about his crush on Gamora, Rocket laughed straight in his face. Bc obviously that's what he'd probably do but anyways- Rocket was always silently rooting for them like he'd kind of try to set them up on missions and use the "I'm the captain so do as I say" excuse but it was never really that
• Nebula was obviously upset when Gamora died, but during gotg 3 she had feelings for Quill but the fact that he couldn't get over Gamora? It shattered her heart everytime he'd call out to Gamora while asleep or absolutely hammered.
• Mantis had a crush on Nebula since they first met probably at the end of gotg 2 at one point, like Mantis took one look and she might as well have said "WHO IS THIS FINE WOMAN ON THE SHIP?" And her crush just got worse once Nebula joined the team
• Rocket sees the smallest bit of romance in a movie or in real life and instantly just hates on it. Like- Quill and Gamora holding hands? "Get a grip of yourselves we're on a mission." And heaven forbid he catches them doing anything more than that 😭
• Kraglin tried to deny his feelings at first and simply put them to 'best friends' (he was in heavy denial leave him alone.) Because Yondu was so focused on little Quill, Kraglin thought that Yondu only cared because he was his 'right hand man'
• Kraglin regrets ever turning on Yondu, like always. The amount of guilt he carried with him knowing that the last thing he did besides help was turn on him and get his friends killed? Devastating. He still thinks he doesn't deserve the arrow.
Authors note: Oops my hand slipped and y'all got some sad ones 🤷♀️ sorry for not too many headcanons I'm bad at romance ones 😔
Tags: @retrobr and lemme know if u want to be tagged!
#guardians of the galaxy#rocket raccoon#marvel#headcanon#gotg#peter quill#starbula#starmora#star lord#gamora#bugborg#gotg vol 3#mantis gotg#nebula gotg#kragdu#kraglin gotg#yondu udonta#gotg vol 2
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Has Quill tried to make you and the guardians play and human games? Like monopoly or jenga for example.
Ugh, Terrans. They always think anything that comes from their mudball of a planet is the greatest thing to exist.
So yeah, to answer your question, Quill has made us play some of his stupid games, and then gets mad when I'm better at them than he is. That guy is one sore loser.
Monopoly was the first thing he made us play. It took us a little bit to understand the concept but once we'd picked it up it was pretty simple. Well, except for Drax. I don't think he understood anything, and neither did Groot because he was a baby so I let him team up with me.
Here's the gist of how it all went down:
>First, everyone argued over which token they wanted to play, so we had to resolve that by rolling dice.
>Groot kept putting all the pieces in his mouth.
>Drax took everything literally (as usual) and got upset whenever he was sent to jail or asked to pay up.
>Gamora started off trying to play it strategically but kept picking up chance and community chest cards that weren't in her favour which ruined her plans and really ticked her off.
>Me, Gamora and Quill ended up in a non-spoken competition to see who could buy up the most properties and stop each other from getting full colour sets.
>Quill got all huffy when anyone took the properties he wanted and kept accusing me of cheating because I was rolling so well.
>Gamora walked off while me, Quill and Drax were arguing and took Groot with her.
>Drax went bankrupt and accused me and Quill of conspiring against him, flipped the table claiming he would "no longer play this treacherous game with such dishonorable company," and stormed off.
>Me and Quill started blaming each other but then ended up laughing about it all.
I think Quill was pretty bumbed we never got to finish the game but hasn't been brave enough to suggest playing again knowing how poorly last time went.
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