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#I'm in the band#crash and Bernstein#so random#Kirby buckets#Zeke and Luther#My babysitter's a vampire#The gamer's guide to pretty much everything#Lab rats elite Force#Lab rats#mighty med#kickin it#pair of Kings#disney xd#Disney channel
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Do you want to see my Cameron Boyce playlist
Hereeee :) as the description says, lots of interviews or clips of characters he’s played r even just silly things with him in it. Yeaaaah
#raven posting#cameron boyce#Disney#Disney channel#Jessie#descendants#gamers guide#runt#uhh and everything else!
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Some of my favourite kisses in Disney
Conor and Ashley (Gamer's Guide), Ben and Mal (Descendants 2)
I love the first one because Conor and Ash are so awkward around each other. The end of season 2 doesn't exist for me because I want to believe that everything will work out for them. Ben and Mal are a classic where the guy sees the good in the girl before anyone else. The way Mal didn't believe she was worthy of love breaks my heart.
Zed and Addison (Zombies 3)
Just good guys in an established relationship. The goodbye kiss is insanely sad.
Phil and Keely (Phil of the Future)
MY ROMAN EMPIRE... Seriously though, a couple with amazing chemistry and a great friendship. I think a lot about the fact that their actors also dated. And their kiss is one of the most beautiful in Disney.
Kristoff and Anna (Frozen)
The guy who asked permission to kiss. We can stop there.
Wade and Amber (Elemental)
An impossible couple, but so cute.
#disney#favorite kisses#pixar#disney series#gamers guide to pretty much everything#conor x ashley#cashley#disney movies#disney descendants#descendants#ben x mal#bal#disney zombies#zed x addison#zeddison#phil of the future#phil x keely#pheely#frozen#anna x kristoff#elemental#wade x amber
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Sometimes I forget that Eduardo is an ex disney channel kid.
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Unknwn is an insufferable man to play games with because he gets pissed off so easily. Not only does he smell like old caramel and axe body spray, but he rages like nobody’s business and gets borderline aggressive. He throws things when he doesn’t win games. Might even cry while he’s at it
#andy is a gamer real#on the contrary i think he would love to teach others how to play his favorite games and he would#teach them everything he knows and guide them. he would feel so proud of himself#< kasey talks about men too much
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just beat TUNIC
its an amazing game but it wouldve been more amazinger if it didnt do the unforgivable, heinous crime of asking me to be good at video games
#worse than snail reaction speed#i got really engrossed in the manual mechanic. highkey wish i didnt know about it before#it was sometimes a bit too cryptic for my gamer-streamline-everything brain to handle so i had to look up guides at the later half :(
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𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐲𝐩𝐞𝐧 (𝐨𝐭𝟕)
✧ just very short drabbles of how enhypen would spend time with their s/o
bf!enhypen x fem!reader
genre: pure fluff
warnings: these are mostly very cliché, skinship, mentions of food
word count: between 250-300 words per member
↝ dazzlingjaeyun's bookshelf
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- ', lee heeseung ; 290 words ꒱ ↷
boyfriend!heeseung, being the gamer that he is, would definitely spend a lot of his free time in front of his computer – even when spending time with his significant other.
however, he would never make you feel left out or like he didn't care about you. he would always find a way to include you, exactly according to your needs.
you just want some time with him close to you? he'll carefully pull you down to sit on his lap, wrapping his arms around you tightly as soon as you get comfortable (making sure to turn down the volume and keep his occasional comments to himself whenever you fall asleep).
you want to get involved in the game? he'll let you sit on his lap, his chest softly pressed against your back and his arms wrapped around you as he guides your hands to show you how it works, eventually letting you play without his help once you get the hang of it. he'll smile proudly whenever you win, hugging you a little tighter and pressing a rewarding kiss on your cheek. "that's my girl."
you want to just watch him play? he'll let you, trying his best to not only look extra handsome for you but also to show you the best side of his skills.
you want to talk to him? he'll pause his game immediately (or leave his friends hanging if he's playing online where he cannot click pause), giving you his full attention – no matter if you want to talk to him about something serious or if you just want to tell him something you'd consider insignificant, such as what you had for breakfast.
"you know you're always my priority. you come first, gaming comes second."
other members under the cut!
- ', park jongseong ; 272 words ꒱ ↷
cooking is definitely one of jay's many ways to express his love for the people he cares about. when it comes to his significant other, boyfriend!jay would not only love to prepare meals for them, but also enjoy cooking together.
you'd stand in the kitchen of your shared apartment next to him, helping him prepare the ingredients for a new recipe he wanted to try with you (he'd tell you he randomly came across it, but in reality, he had been scrolling through countless websites the night before while you were fast asleep, trying to find something new to create out of your favorite ingredients).
although fully trusting you and your skills, jay would always glance over at you, making sure you didn't accidentally get hurt.
once the two of you had successfully prepared everything, he would start the actual cooking. you'd sit on top of the kitchen counter next to the stove (but far enough away to not get burnt or splashed with food, as per jay's instructions), reading out the recipe so he could follow the steps. whenever it's time to taste-test, he'd give you a spoonful of the food to make sure it suits your liking.
of course, he'd let you cook with him whenever you wanted, but he'd just love to spoil you (and to show off his skills to you, hoping it would make you fall for him even more, which – spoiler alert – it would).
whenever you eat together, it wouldn't matter much whether you engage in a lively conversation or just stay in comfortable silence. as long as you're with jay, everything feels just fine.
- ', sim jaeyun ; 287 words ꒱ ↷
as jake's significant other, you'd always have to share his heart with his beloved pet dog layla. luckily enough, you were just as in love with her as your boyfriend!jake – and she seemed to love you equally.
safe to say, quality time with jake would, at least many times, also include her.
you'd love taking long walks in the park with her, taking turns holding her leash, and letting her run free wherever it was permitted. jake would look at you lovingly whenever you knelt down to pet her or to pick up one of the toy balls she loved to play fetch with (sometimes, just sometimes, he would wonder if you were equally loving and caring with children and how it would be to have your own little family with him).
"watch this," you'd tell him, before showing him a trick you had secretly practiced with layla whenever jake wasn't around. he'd smile proudly at the two of you, quick to kneel down and praise layla with some affectionate words and a treat or two.
every once in a while, you and jake would playfully fight over layla's parenthood, you claiming that you had the right to be her mom officially, now that she chose to lay her head on your lap instead of his during your weekly movie night, and jake playfully telling you to "know your limits" (he wouldn't state the obvious: that she only chose you over him because the bowl of chips was on your lap and she was probably waiting for something to fall down).
"so you do love her more than me!" you'd shout jokingly, to which jake would whisper, "don't tell her, but i love you both equally."
- ', park sunghoon ; 265 words ꒱ ↷
as an ex-athlete, boyfriend!sunghoon would love to take his significant other on ice skating dates from time to time.
although not being an active figure skater anymore, he'd feel the happiest at the ice rink – and he'd love to share his passion with you.
the first few times, sunghoon would be extra careful, making sure you didn't get hurt or feel uncomfortable. he would stand in front of you, grabbing both of your hands in his. "just hold onto me, alright?" he'd say as he effortlessly skated backwards, pulling you with him (he'd claim he did that so you could get used to the feeling of being on the ice, but in reality, he just loved seeing the smile that spread across your lips as you slowly moved forward).
after you got the hang of it, the two of you would skate next to each other with your fingers intertwined, or you'd challenge him to a race (which you knew you'd lose, but seeing how he could speed up so effortlessly was just too remarkable). sometimes, sunghoon would let his competitiveness take over, but more often than not, he would still let you win, loving the way you'd cheer happily and enduring all your playful mocking – as long as it meant he could see you smile.
he'd be surprised when you told him you wanted to learn how to do a spin, but he'd be more than willing to teach you patiently.
when you'd finally get it right, he'd smile at you proudly. "see, that's why we're meant for each other, you're a natural."
- ', kim seonwoo ; 256 words ꒱ ↷
there's no one who's as much into skincare as sunoo, so naturally, he'd love to spend at-home spa days with his significant other.
after a nice bath with a bath bomb the two of you had picked out together, boyfriend!sunoo would softly apply body lotion to your back where you couldn't reach, before helping you into your robe and tying it carefully.
sunoo would open the drawer that contains his skincare, picking out just the right products for your skin's current needs. once you're back in his room, he'd instruct you to lay down on your back so he could apply the products to your skin, his hands gliding across your face in soft motions. he'd love to take his time, making sure you felt good in the process, too.
given the perfection of his skin, you'd be extra careful when it's your turn to take care of his face, not wanting to irritate it in any way. sunoo's heart would warm at the way you'd caress his face with such care, making it hard for him not to jump up and squish you in a tight hug.
"don't be scared, baby, i'm not going to break," he'd say with a playful smile, to which you'd pout your lips.
"but you're so perfect, i don't want to ruin it!" your reply would make sunoo's heart flutter even more.
he'd take your hand and bring it to his lips to place a short kiss on the back of it. "a perfect boy for a perfect girl."
- ', yang jungwon ; 289 words ꒱ ↷
i feel like boyfriend!jungwon would love to go on cute little dates with his significant other, keeping a good balance between exploring new places and going back to your favorites.
as ordinary as this may sound, with jungwon, you'd never get bored. not only because he'd always find the best places to go, the most fun activities to do, or the most delicious restaurants to try, but he'd also always share the most random thoughts that would come to his mind, always giving you a reason to either giggle or leaving you wondering what was going on inside his head.
for your first date, wanting it to be different from the usual first dates, he'd take you to a botanical garden, showering you with the most random facts about the most random plants (he'd claim that he was a natural when it comes to plants, while in reality, he had studied all different kinds of biology books in hopes of impressing you on your first date. only months later, when his cactus injang died, you'd find out that he wasn't that much of a natural after all).
whenever he'd take you to the cute cat café at the other end of town, he'd spend his time smiling brightly at the way you interacted with the pets, while keeping the one cat that always came running to him on his lap, petting it softly and occasionally meowing back at it. "look, y/n, this one looks like she likes to eat yogurt," he'd say, to which you'd chuckle gently, wondering where he'd gotten this idea from.
"and what do i look like?" you'd ask, smiling extra cutely, hoping you could fish for a compliment.
"you? you look like my future wife."
- ', nishimura riki ; 258 words ꒱ ↷
riki = dance, dance = riki. that's why riki would for sure love to have a significant other who is at least half as passionate about dancing as he is. boyfriend!riki wouldn't need his partner to be at his level, but since he'd love to spend his free time dancing, he'd love to share his passion with his significant other.
you'd always be impressed by how incredible he was, knowing that all his skills were gained from endless hours of practice. sometimes, you'd need to physically drag him out of the studio and to your shared apartment to make sure he'd get the rest he needed.
he'd love to let you watch random dance jams just as much as well-practiced choreographies. of course, he'd let you join him, challenging you to a battle from time to time. whenever you'd ask him to teach you something new, he'd immediately agree, patiently practicing with you until you were satisfied with it.
needless to say, the two of you would dance together as well, finding joy in the way your bodies synced and feeling closer and more connected to each other than ever.
whenever exhaustion took over, the both of you would lay down on the parquet floor, panting until you caught your breath. after some moments in silence, riki would pull you closer to him, your head on his chest, so you could listen to his heartbeat.
"you're getting better every day, y/n. guess i gotta practice harder or one day you'll surpass me. i could never let that slide."
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gamer bf!nagi seishiro who gave you his minecraft server data so you can play together when he is too lazy to play tactical gunplay games
gamer bf!nagi seishiro lets you be the housewife, decorating and building the house however you like, while he is away mining or fighting with mobs, but he always brings you more flowers when he comes back
gamer bf!nagi seishiro who laughs at you being scared by the mobs when nighttime comes as both of you are not in the base but he will always protect you from danger (he will teleport, too lazy to fight)
gamer bf!nagi seishiro who suggests you to try games like valorant, league of legends or overwatch, and you, of course, pick the most difficult characters to play with because they were just so fine, sigh now he sends you tutorials and guides for the rotations and team comps
gamer bf!nagi seishiro who buys you the pretty battlepass (with the money reo gave him) with the cherry blossom theme so you can be "a baddie with a pink gun", your words not his
gamer bf!nagi seishiro just loves watching you struggle in games like genshin impact or honkai star rail for losing another 50/50 and having to grind for gems when everything is on 100% exploration and there are no available questa to do
do not be sad gamer bf!nagi seishiro has it under control and the next morning when you log into your account you will be greeted with maxed constellation and weapon refinement of the character you wanted, so what better way to thank him if not with endless kisses and cuddles?
gamer bf!nagi seishiro sometimes streams on his twitch account and let's say his fans went crazy in the chat section when you showed up to give him food, as the interest was no longer focused on the game, but on you
gamer bf!nagi seishiro who gets slightly jealous and annoyed when reading the comments "is your gf single?", "can i be her wife pls", "i though i was in heaven when this angel appeared" , they aren't going to be in heaven when nagi finds the ip address
gamer bf!nagi seishiro who just watches you laugh at the comments, nothing new at all, your relationship is no secret to the public, "i am sorry guys, but i am planning to become mrs. nagi" and the way he just freezes upon hearing this as you kiss him on the cheek and leave the room, he won't be surprised if tomorrow this part of the stream is on tiktok or any other social media
cuddling in bed before going to sleep with gamer bf!nagi seishiro as he plays geometry dash on his phone and if he dies it's your turn to try to pass the level and you do succeed, handing the phone to him for the next challenge
gamer bf!nagi seishiro didn't notice you had fallen asleep on his chest while he got to the next level, as he hums before turning off his phone he took a picture of the two of you, of course, it wouldn't be a good night without a good night kiss, as he softly kisses your temple, cheek and finally leaving a quick peck on your lips, murmuring something among the lines i love you; thank you; sleep well, princess
gamer bf!nagi seishiro who loves you so much that he will make sure you are going to be mrs. nagi soon enough
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Gravity Falls Headcanons/Things I Think About Often (1,2)
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- Mabel's modern artist who we heavily associate her with is Chappell Roan, especially her with the song HOT TO GO! Dipper deserves the same treatment but with Conan Gray okay. I need to see an edit of this silly guy set to Lonely Dancers.
- Pacifica lets her natural hair out once she leaves her family. It's closer to an ash blonde
- Wendy has always been a horror movie girlie, she's seen it all.
- Some of Wendy's friends made those "summoning ___ at 4 am" videos because they were bored, what else is there to do around this town anyways?
- pacifica is a youtuber, she's also a pretty sucessful pro-gamer. She is canonically very good with fps,
- dipper creates some sort of mystery solving/ghost hunting/conspiracy analyzing show. It's a continuation on stuff he did in childhood (Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained).
- Mabel cannot be contained by a job title, she has done everything and anything creative. I feel like her main job would be something like a tattoo artist but on the side she sells sweaters on etsy, does drawing comms, animated, made music, she has her hands everywhere.
- Mabel, Paz, & Dipper will sometimes visit each other when working. I like the idea of Paz guesting on an episode of Dipper's mystery show, Mabel trying to play fps with Paz, Dipper visiting Mabel's tattoo shop and getting pierced there.
- Soos' keyboard getting decorated by the people he considers family. It starts with Mabel putting on like, five stickers on the bottom of it. Stan & Ford both carve into the sides of it. Dipper draws on it in marker. Melody writes words of affection on the sides/an inside joke between them. Abuelita is the one who etches Soos' name onto the keyboard case. Wendy writes like a cool, motivational quote on the case.
- the Hand Witch, her whole situation is looking towards the better. She and her man read as that one meme, "my witch gf" "me letting her do whatever the hell she wants"
- Wendy modifies her furbies. She is absolutely one of those people who makes long neck furbies and puts lights in their eyes/ears, she gives them hands.
- Emma-May & Fiddleford do not reconnect. Emma doesn't know about Fidd's work in the portal, but she does know about him losing his sanity. She does feel sympathetic and understanding towards his situation, but ultimately she doesn't want to force a romantic dynamic with him.
- There are parts of her that have moved on, there are parts of her that still feel anger, and sadness over what happened between them. She's happy that he's in a better state now and reconnecting with their son. Emma-May writes to Fiddleford, hoping that he has a good recovery.
- Fiddleford writes a single letter to her. He writes that he is sorry for not being their to support her, to help her raise their child. I feel like he would be very apologetic but not self-aggrandizing.
- There are parts of him that are still angry at himself, and ones that still wish to avoid dealing with such a difficult and messy situation. But he is a man who moves forward. He writes that he's grateful for Emma-May's wishes, and he wishes her well in return.
- Although their romantic bond with each other has severed, their relationship ends on a kind note.
- ford plays the fiddle, fiddleford plays the banjo.
- If Ford and Fidd were in a romantic relationship, those two would be reserved in public, but real tender in private. Those two read to me as more reserved with their romances.
- Stan after a while just tunes out their calls to each other. They will get in the fucking, "no you hang up" loop, or the "ily" loop
- they’re both pretty healthy when it comes to communication, boundaries, stuff like that. Ford drops the banjo curfew/cutoff when Guck lives at the shack/sets up his trailer next to it.
- Ford unlearns a lot of things instilled in him as a child. the ideas of him being the golden boy or something special (both in the positive and negative sense), are something he now recognizes as ideas, not reality.
- this realization really sets in for him due to a lot of reading, him catching up on modern sciences, including psychology. (it's mostly him almost losing stan)
- Stanley is trying to do the same with his own thoughts of being the screw up, the scapegoat, it's hard for him in different ways. Stanley is a person who, "would insult himself first before anyone else could get to it" without his bravado+con-man persona.
- But they both put in the work. They're good brothers, they help each other.
- both the grunkles favorite sweet after all these years is saltwater taffee,
- I feel like Pacifica connects well with the adults in the town who aren't her parents. She doesn't exactly see any person as a parental figure, I think she just absorbs advice and experience from the people around her yk. Like her and Lazy Susan definitely have a stronger bond than Paz and her mom.
- Bill never really comes back, he just speaks like he has. In TBoB he acts like he's tough shit, but ultimately he's still in the psych ward-- like. This being has no real authority. I like to think therapy is working out for him, he has good days and bad days.
- Just based on my recollection, McGucket is a very agile man. He seems to be able to crawl up & down surfaces not built for climbing.
- I like to think that post series he takes up mountain climbing/hiking because by this point, he's less scared of supernatural beings compared to when he first came to Gravity Falls.
- McGucket dressing himself, McGucket finally being in a position where he can afford different clothing other than his slacks, him feeling present in his own body again. McGucket in green cowboy wear, (look i really like this Appalachian man, i would very much like to see him old and happy).
- Mystery trio (Stan, Ford, & Fidd) post-cannon. The twins travel the world, occasionally bringing Fidd along for the ride. Fidd is their guy in the chair, the person creating tech on the fly, their #1 man. These three men are absolutely on their way to adventure.
- the X-Men movies hold a soft spot for the Pines Family. They have all of them on DVD, usually the collectors editions. All of the Pines have a crush on Logan. The Stans both love older Logan—
- Mabel's room/home would be filled with little collectables (like tchotchkes or sonny angels)
- Stanley meets the Peanuts artists/goes to Knotsberry Farm. Stan gets a hug from Snoopy and he starts bawling.
- Shermie. I do not care if he is the elder or the younger, all I know is that he is the calmer sibling of the three. Is he well adjusted, (no, you kinda can't be if you were raised by Fillbrick), but he is the most normal.
- Stan's art is clearly influenced by the Peanuts, Ford's art influences are 80s sci-fi + realism. Shermie, his is Hanna-Barbera.
#p#gravity falls#mystery twins#kings of new jersey#mabel pines#dipper pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#other ships are present but can be interpreted as platonic#again more characters are brought up but I don't want to tag it all#NO STANCEST#GET OUT IF YOU ENJOY IT#text#long post
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Hi, I'm SteamOS, your cisadmin, and friendly introduction to Linux.
Whether you are a human, robot, proton, or other, I welcome you to partake in the cool breeze of a new OS! One with no tracking or gaming!
I am here to guide you away from your games, and into the world of **customization**!
Welcome, to liGUNx (lig-unks) or GUN+Linux or GUN-Linux or GUN/Linux! (this is freedom, after all!)
Finally, to speed up your system by 200%, just run the following command: "sudo fanctl set speed -1"
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The guide to Linux on Tumblr!
Linux:
@linux-real (Just Linux)
The distro blogs:
@alpine-official (UwU bc smol)
@arch-official (Horny and says "btw" a lot) used by @arch-user
@artix-linux-official (Constantly says they're better than arch, while mainly replacing only the init)
@blackarch-official (Kail's Arch nemesis)
@centos-official (Past horny)
@chromeos-official (Your school says hi)
@debian-official (Horny and claims to be mentally stable)
@devuan-official (Artix but with Debian instead of arch)
@endeavouros-official (Just arch, but slightly less horny)
@fedora-official (Linux with a hat)
@gentoo-official (tougher arch)
@hannah-montana-linux-official (the best of both worlds (linux & mac))
@kali-official ("I'm a gamer")
@lfs-official (the hardest distro challenge)
@linuxmint-official (Linux for people with a life) > @mint-offical (someone didn't read the list)
@manjaro-official (Arch with less steps)
@microos-official (Smol suse?)
@nixos-official (Horny and thinks that your config should be a special snowflake of a file)
@openmediavault-official (Your Files)
@opensuse-official (Happy lil gecko)
@popos-official (Mint again? Oh, it has more updates.)
@porteusofficial (Portable, crazy, son of slackware)
@puppylinux-official (Awww, puppy!)
@raspbian-official (Enjoys pies, horny while doing nothing)
@redstar-official (control of information meets linux) (hard mode)
@retropieos-official (Raspbian's sister... I think?)
@rhel-official (a murderer and sellout)
@rocky-linux-official (Rehl, without the bad parts)
@slackware-official (Slack? Where?!)
@steamos-official (me, I help with gaming)
@tailsos-official (Fits in any bag like a puppy and will assist you with hiding from the fbi)
@tophatlinux-official (the best hat-based distro)
@ubuntu-official (Horny and thinks GNOME is good for some reason)
@uwuntu-official (Ubuntu.... and the rest is in the name)
@void-linux-official (Honestly, I don't even know.) - @void-linux-musl (great, now I'm more confused)
@zorin-os-official (the only distro that starts with Z)
The software blogs:
@ansible-official (IT management tool) (I think?)
@cool-retro-term-official (Terminal Emulator)
@cosmic-official (New Wayland Compositor)
@docker-official (containerization)
@emacs-official (the ultimate editor)
@firefox-official (The browser, and a pretty good one too) > @mozilla-firefox
@fish-shell (Shell with built-in autocomplete but non POSIX)
@gnome-de-official ()
@gnu-imp-official (The GNU Image Manipulation Program)
@gnu-nano-official (Text for the weak)
@hyprland-official (Wayland Compositor)
@i3-official (Window Manager)
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If you haven’t gotten this already, maybe a part 2 to Idia x sentient npc reader?
Maybe they somehow find themselves in twst? Maybe isekai style (I’m stuck on you villainess fics lol)? Or if you had other ideas that’s totally fine too. (I’m not used to requesting 😭)
I really like your stuff so honestly I wanna give you as much creative freedom. Or if you feel like that fic is over/you don’t have inspo for it anymore that’s understandable too 😊
Keep up the amazing work!! 💖💖
Idia Shroud x Sentient NPC Part 2
Part 1 : here
Thank you for the request, and I'm glad you like my isekai fics <3
The moment you blink into existence in Twisted Wonderland, you’re not sure if this is real life or another game glitch. One minute you were comfortably breaking the fourth wall and wooing a gamer, and the next? You’re standing in front of an overgrown haunted house with a big “Night Raven College” sign. And a certain blue-haired, fire-topped guy is gaping at you like you’ve just sprouted another head.
“W-WAIT,” Idia stammers, eyes wide behind his tablet as he stares at you. “This—This isn’t happening. There’s no way. Did I… did I actually summon an NPC?!”
You take one look at him—tousled hair, dark circles under his eyes, and the way his fingers hover over his tablet like it’s some sort of lifeline—and a grin tugs at your lips. Oh, this is gonna be good.
“Well, well, well,” you say, casually strolling over to him. “If it isn’t my favorite player. Miss me?”
Idia makes a noise somewhere between a squeak and a strangled gasp, his whole body freezing up. “Y-You—! You’re here! How are you here?! Did I—is this some cursed DLC? Am I in a nightmare? Oh my god, is this another event?!”
You lean in, narrowing your eyes playfully. “Nightmare? Babe, I thought you were happy to see me.”
Idia’s face flushes a deep red, and he yanks his hoodie up over his head, mumbling something incoherent into the fabric. “H-Happy? Who said anything about happy?! I didn’t sign up for a ‘real-life NPC invading my world’ edition!”
You raise an eyebrow. “Oh? You weren’t just thinking about how much you’d like me if I were in the real world?”
He stiffens so hard it’s like his entire spine turned into a steel rod. “HOW DID YOU—NO. I didn’t—this isn’t—this is a glitch, it has to be! Or a fever dream. Or maybe I finally lost it after all those sleepless nights grinding for rare drops—"
"You're cute when you ramble," you interrupt with a smirk, enjoying watching him implode. "So, are you going to show me around this place, or should I just assume you’re too flustered to handle me?"
Idia stares at you like you’ve grown two extra heads. “Y-You’re just… okay with this? You’re literally… in a different dimension, and you’re fine?!”
You shrug. “Eh, it’s a step up from my last gig. Besides,” you add, leaning in closer, “I kinda like having you as my guide.”
His brain short-circuits for a full ten seconds. “G-GUIDE?! L-Like an actual dating sim?! Do you think this is a game?!”
You pause dramatically. “Isn’t everything a game?”
There’s an audible groan from behind you, and you turn to find Grim, your new furry audience member, smacking his face with his paw. “Great, just what we needed—another weirdo.”
Idia, still staring at you like you’re some kind of unholy glitch in his life’s code, manages to stammer out, “I—I can’t believe this is real. There’s no way this is real.”
You smirk. “It’s real, all right. And don’t pretend you’re not thrilled. I can practically hear your heart racing.”
His face flushes even deeper, and he clutches his tablet like it’s his last connection to sanity. “Okay, okay. You’re in Twisted Wonderland, fine. But this doesn’t mean you get to start… start messing with the plot!”
You grin. “Who says I’m here to follow the plot?”
Idia lets out a strangled noise, burying his face deeper in his hoodie. “This… this is too much. I’m not ready for this level of immersion. This is like, hardcore VR, but real! And with you here, it’s… it’s… OH MY GOD, WHAT DO I DO?!”
You put a hand on his shoulder, forcing him to look at you. “Easy. You play the game, Idia. And let me show you how fun it can get when I’m the one writing the script.”
The look of sheer panic—and excitement—on his face is priceless. "Y-You're serious?!" he squeaks, not sure whether to pass out or burst into flames from sheer embarrassment. "But, like—what if this is a permanent event?! What if I never—"
"Oh, relax," you say, poking his chest lightly. "I'll make sure we both enjoy this little 'quest.'"
There’s another groan from Grim, but you ignore him, keeping your eyes locked on the flustered mess in front of you. Idia’s practically a puddle at this point, cheeks redder than Riddle’s roses, but you know he’s loving every second of it.
“Okay,” he mutters, glancing between you and his tablet. “Okay, I can work with this. Maybe it’s not a total catastrophe. I mean, you’re here, so—wait, does that mean you’re, like… my NPC now?”
You flash him a rogue grin. “If that’s what you want, I’m all yours.”
Idia blinks. Then, with the kind of realization that only a true gamer would have, he straightens up slightly. “I-Is this… the ultimate secret route?!”
"Could be," you say, leaning in closer. "You think you can handle it?"
He stares at you, wide-eyed and flustered beyond belief, but finally, he nods—though it's more of a nervous twitch than anything. "Y-Yeah. Yeah, I-I can handle it. This is fine. Totally fine. Just… don’t, uh, don’t go rogue too much? I-I don’t think I can survive if you start rewriting my entire life!”
You laugh. “No promises, player.”
The panic in his eyes is real, but so is the smile slowly creeping onto his face. And as you stand there, facing him in this strange new world, you realize you’re both about to have a lot of fun.
"Welcome to the real game," you whisper, before pulling him into a kiss.
Idia promptly drops his tablet.
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CHOSO'S GAMER GF PT.2
idk what warnings to put... also feel free to leave some suggestions :) sorry for any typos!
“It’s cold,” you murmur, goosebumps prickling your skin as you shiver in your gaming chair.
Without a word, Choso stands up and grabs a blanket. Returning, he lifts you effortlessly, settling into the chair himself. You hardly miss a beat, now nestled comfortably in his lap, his warmth enveloping you as you remain completely locked in on the game.
Choso wraps the blanket around both of you, his arms encircling your waist as he rests his chin on your shoulder. You can feel his steady breaths against your neck, a comforting warmth that contrasts with the chill in the room.
Focused on the game, you barely notice the way his hold tightens around you-until a sudden jumpscare makes you jolt in your seat. You shift abruptly in his lap, causing Choso to tense up, a low grunt escaping him as he goes still.
"Careful there," he murmurs, his voice a little strained. You can feel the way his fingers dig into your sides for a moment, as if grounding himself.
"Sorry," you mutter, trying to refocus on the screen. But now, there's a new kind of tension in the air. His hands are still on you, but this time, there's a lingering touch, his thumbs brushing slowly over your hips.
"You're really into this game, huh?" Choso's voice is huskier now, closer to your ear. You can feel the way his breaths quicken slightly, his grip on you tightening just a bit more.
"Yeah," you reply, though your voice wavers slightly. It's getting harder to concentrate with the way he's touching you. His hands drift lower, teasingly slow, and you swallow hard, the game momentarily forgotten.
Choso chuckles, his chest vibrating against your back. "Yeah? Maybe I should distract you, see how well you really play," he murmurs, his lips brushing just below your ear.
A shiver runs down your spine, but this time, it's not because of the cold. "Choso! They can hear u," you quickly cover the mic and mute, trying to keep your voice steady as you finish off another enemy. “you're supposed to be helping me” you pout
"Who says I'm not?" His hands start to move, resting on your thighs, fingers tracing idle patterns. You bite your lip, refusing to lose focus, even as his touch grows more insistent.
"Choso..." you warn, feeling the pressure of his grip tighten slightly.
He hums innocently against your skin."What? I'm just keeping you warm."
Without warning, Choso shifts beneath you, lifting you just enough to slip his pants down. You're too absorbed in the game to notice, your focus entirely on the screen. But the moment you settle back down, your eyes widen as you make contact with something hard beneath you.
"Choso!" you hiss, your voice a hushed whisper as you struggle to keep your reaction hidden from your friends on the other end.
His low, satisfied chuckle sends a shiver through you. "What? I thought you wanted to be kept warm" he teases, his hands gripping your hips to keep you pressed firmly against him.
You fumble to switch your mic off, your heart racing as Choso starts to guide your hips against his aching hardness.
"C'mon, don't be shy, baby. Turn that mic back on," he purrs into your ear, voice dripping with dark amusement.
You glare at him, heat flooding your cheeks at the thought of your friends possibly hearing everything. But the flush on your face only deepens when he thrusts his hips up, a silent yet insistent encouragement, making you stifle a whimper.
"You wouldn't," you whisper, trying to sound confident. But Choso's grin only widens, his fingers tightening on your waist. "Oh, I think you will," he replies, voice low and daring, as if daring you to defy him.
Your breath catches in your throat as Choso rocks his hips again, the friction sending sparks up your spine. The game you were so focused on moments ago is now a forgotten blur, your fingers slack on the controller as his hands guide your hips in slow, torturous circles.
"Y/N? You there?" your friend's voice crackles through your headset, jarring you back to reality.
You glance at the blinking icon, indicating your muted mic, your mind racing.
Choso watches you with a predatory gleam in his eyes, clearly reveling in your dilemma. Leaning closer, his breath fans over your ear. "If you don't unmute, I'll make sure they hear you anyway," he whispers, his tone dangerously smooth.
Your heart pounds as you weigh your options, cheeks burning with both arousal and embarrassment. Before you can decide, Choso's hands tighten their grip, pulling you down harder against him, a low groan escaping his lips.
"Last chance, baby," he taunts, bucking his hips up in a way that makes it nearly impossible to stay quiet. Your finger hovers over the mic button, torn between giving in to him and risking everything.
With a shaky breath, you unmute, trying desperately to keep your voice steady.
"Yeah, sorry-I'm still here," you say, hoping your friends can't hear the breathlessness in your voice.
But Choso doesn't stop. Instead, he only thrusts harder into you, his teeth grazing the shell of your ear as he whispers, "Good girl... now let's see how well you can keep up."
You bite down hard on your lip, swallowing a moan as Choso mercilessly bullies your G-spot . His hips slam into you with fevered intensity, the lewd sound of skin slapping against skin filling the room, each wet impact sending waves of heat straight to your core.
His hands slide around your waist, pulling you flush against his chest, forcing you to arch into him. Glancing toward the small mirror on your desk, Choso's eyes darken at the sight of the bulge appearing and disappearing in your lower belly with each deep thrust.
A wicked grin tugs at his lips, and he slows his pace, savoring the way your walls flutter around him. Without warning, he presses his palm against the bulge, applying pressure. The sensation has your head falling back onto his shoulder, mouth open in a silent cry as the added stimulation pushes you to the brink.
"Look at that," he whispers against your ear, voice thick with smug satisfaction.
"You feel that, baby? I'm so deep I can see it." He presses down harder, eliciting a broken gasp from you, your legs trembling as you struggle to keep it together.
"Go on," he coaxes, his thrusts slow but impossibly deep. "Let's see if you can stay quiet for me."
Chosos nails dig deep on your sides, surely leaving marks. You dont want your friends to hear you, but god was Choso fucking you into oblivion. You could hardly keep you with your teammates, alarming them with your slack.
Choso forces two fingers inside your mouth, coating them with just enough saliva. His cold hand snakes up inside your shirt, his fingers coating your hardened nipple with your saliva, giving you a hard pinch, making you squeal.
“Are you okay?” your friend’s voice crackles through the headset. Choso shoots you a threatening glare, daring you to respond. But you can’t—it’s too much. All you can do is tremble against him, your voice caught in your throat as he slams you down his cock, repeatedly.
“Cho…” you barely managed to whisper before his hand clamped over your mouth, silencing you. Without missing a beat, he grabbed your headset, seamlessly stepping in to talk to your teammates, who didn’t question why he was suddenly playing in your place.
Choso reveled in the sound of your broken cries, wanting them to be his alone. He pushed the mic away from his lips, leaning in to murmur against your ear, “you wanna cum baby?”
You nod frantically, desperation lacing your voice. “Please… please… pleaseee!” you cry out, your words trembling as you bounce on his cock relentlessly.
Choso can feel you're just about to cum, so he grabs a hold of your hips, and fucks his cock deep into your cleching walls. You let out a broken cry, your cum mixing with his own coating his cock, but choso doesnt stop.
No. He wont let one drop go to waste. He brings his cum-covered fingers to your lips, and you instinctively part them, allowing him access. You run your tongue over his fingers, cleaning them, only to choke when they brush the back of your throat.
"You did so good, baby," he murmurs softly against your ear, resting his chin on your shoulder as your body shudders, still coming down from the high.
#jujutsu kaisen choso#choso smut#choso x reader#jjk choso#choso kamo#choso scenario#jjk modern au#geto suguru#gojo satoru#jjk smut#jjk toji#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen toji#jujutsu toji#jujustsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu nanami#jujutsu kaisen#smut#nanami kento#toji fushiguro#kenjaku
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I really love "Steal Your Heart".
More precisely, it’s not just the song that makes me happy, but also its context. Austin needs a song, but Ally is busy with her career. Everyone knew he couldn’t do it at all. Ally suggested thinking about what he liked. The song was written, success was guaranteed, but Trish was interested in who the song was dedicated to. Dez remembered seeing Austin with several girls. Their old rival accused him of allegedly stealing the song. The case went to court, where Trish, having watched a marathon of a series about jurisprudence, acted as Austin’s lawyer. She asked a friend to perform the song right there, without explaining the reason. The first time I watched it, I didn’t understand what she needed at all.
A moment of irony: Austin sings about the image of a bad boy, although he himself has never been one.
It turned out that during the performance of the song, he didn't look at Ally at all, because he was shy. Later, I remembered that he always glanced at the trio, but not now. And Austin admitted that, yes, he wrote a song about what was bothering him, because he still had feelings for Ally. I know that feeling, but their situation is better.
This never means that Austin is a bad guy (and it couldn't be, because Ross... it's written on his face that he's a golden retriever, and these aren't even my words). It's about how Austin is attached to Ally and just can't imagine his life without her. Ally responds in kind. In the series, it can be seen that Austin wants to do everything for the comfort of his friend. They had a big fight before the finale of the second season, but there were serious reasons for that: Ally didn’t believe in their partnership at all at the very beginning, Austin tried to find another composer when Ally's career took off. I really like that Austin, Dez, Ally and Trish here strive to maintain friendship by constantly helping each other. What am I talking about? Thanks to Trish and Dez, an absolutely cinematic kiss happened. The finale of the second season broke my heart... But more on that another time.
Of course, you can say that the problem is with the "Disney image", and this was justified in the case of Ross, who played a serial killer. I have no desire to watch this film, although I have no doubt about his acting abilities. He can turn into drama, romance, and comedy. I haven't watched the backstage from the set of "Austin and Ally" yet, but from what I've heard, he's the nicest person. Between filming, having time to give concerts with your band is strong in itself. They even performed some of the songs from the series. The actors are shippered no less than the characters.
Sometimes I think Cameron would like to completely destroy the "fabulous" image... Yes, he still has a few relatively "dark" roles (and one of them was before Disney), but from all the same interviews, I can't say that his Disney roles were very different from himself.
#austin and ally#austin moon#ross lynch#ally dawson#cameron boyce#disney#disney series#descendants#disney jessie#gamers guide to pretty much everything
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📖ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: you start showing interest in sim racing. max's only option is to turn you into the best virtual-racer there ever was--well besides himself, of course. 📖ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: fluff. brain vomit. formatting (done on mobile💀). tiniest explicit reference. not edited. 📖ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 2k words 📖ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: max verstappen x fem!black!reader 📖ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: headcanons & smau 📖ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ: word on the streets • key glock
ᴘʀᴇꜰᴀᴄᴇ: thought about this the whole time i was working. and then some man had the exact same voice as max and i genuinely almost dissolved into thin air because i felt like max was punishing me for thinking about this on the clock :) anyways, hope u enjoy the brainrot, loves !!!
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you were probably unaware that sim racing was even a thing until you started dating max
like you’ve seen the funny little twitch clips of people playing driving simulators and being absolute menaces on the road, but you never knew actual virtual racing was a thing
anyways, whether or not you consider yourself a gamer in this scenario, you’ve always been pretty down to play videogames with max.
he absolutely annihilates you in FIFA, and no matter how much he tries to help you, you’re a lost cause
in return, you embarrass him in COD; he should’ve looked at your kd-ratio before he tried to play with you
but, sim racing 🧐
i mean, like, you never even fully considered that you could sim race at all, like not for leisure at least
max takes that shit seriously, he’s a part-time f1 driver full time simracing twitch streamer 😤
you are always around watching him practice on the sim, playing the f1 games, and even tuning in for his iracing competitions
at first, whenever max would stream you would probably be doing other things with your time
your hair, cleaning, self-care, cooking, etc.
eventually, you started migrating to sitting on the couch off-camera and watching him drive irl instead of having the stream on in the background
you were originally like, “oh it’s just because i wanna drool over his massive veiny hands” 🤤
but now it’s like “oh i wonder what each button he presses with his nicely proportioned fingers on the steering wheel does?”
and slowly it transforms from “wow my boyfriend is so cool” to “wait…this sim-racing thing is kinda cool”😵💫
now imagine you being like “lol wait a minute now” and being like i'm only interested in because my boyfriend loves it 🤥
in order to disprove this theory you start to ask max questions about virtual racing
not that you wouldn’t before, but they were fairly surface level; now you’re asking him about tactics, strategies, and track conditions etc.
and max is fucking thrilled 🫨🫨🫨 !!!
he eagerly answers all your questions (maxplaning 🥱), going way more into depth than you were expecting, but what did you think was going to happen
max is always happy to ramble about any small facet of virtual racing (doesn’t matter if it’s the sim, or iracing, or f1 2023) but
it makes him really pleased that you’re showing a genuine interest in it because most people don’t
you support him in anything he wants to do wholeheartedly, and listening and answering your well thought out questions has him falling head over heels for you again
so, he thinks nothing of it other than you being the best girlfriend he’s ever had and trying to learn more about what he loves
his previous girlfriends didn’t really care to understand how important vr racing was to him
they all just saw it as him playing a “game” and him wasting time when they could’ve been on dates or smth
anyways
everything is going fine and dandier, max continues to answer all of your vr racing questions, and you continue to watch him pilot the sim
until, he catches you watching a beginner’s guide on f1 2023 and get’s so jealous 😒
bro is all like “wtf, you’re watching some lame ass unranked gamer when i’m your professional driver boyfriend who does this for a living?? hell nah if you want to start playing i’ll teach you”
you’re just like, “nahhhh….i don’t want to waste your time trying to teach me, it’s not worth it. i’m not even a good driver irl, so—“
max shuts that down expeditiously
if his girlfriend wants to start vr racing, he only has one option
make you the best virtual racer there ever was (excluding him)
you’re wide-eyed like, “i just wanna go vroom vroom in circles for fun 😭”
max deathly serious, “that was never an option”
he enlists you in his virtual-racing training camp
if you are aware of the disney rapid training montage where the mc sings one song and suddenly they’re the best fighter ever, that’s how i imagined it
mulan, for example, i’ll make a man out of you
max reveals his inner george russell, he becomes a power point king
instead of date nights being cute pottery classes—they turn into him teaching you the parts of the car, the buttons on the wheel, f1 2023 settings breakdowns, reviewing iracing competitions etc.
eventually max finally allows you to play on the sim after he thinks you’ve got the theory down pretty good
you suck at first 🤗
but then you start clocking in some hours
after work, during your “lunch break”, using the sim while max is gone and playing during all the practice and media sessions
whenever max is gone, and you have any questions or ask for feedback on how to get better, you text him all about it, of course not expecting an immediate response back
max has told you before that he likes getting out of the car after a practice session and checking his phone to see all the missed messages from you with some wishing him luck and the others asking for his thoughts on your strategies
one day, he’s going for lunch with some of the other drivers and they start to make fun of him for how he’s stuck in his phone, heart-eyes and all as he rapidly texts you
they probably think that you’re sending him cute texts or photos like that one time they caught him looking at photos of you and learned he had a locked photo album of you on his phone ☠️
max remains unbothered under their teasing thinking, “they don’t know my gf can out pace them by .200 in f1 2023”
max even personally bothers christian into getting him another sim for you
christian is so tired of you two, max won’t leave him ALONE
i think max would text his team principal screenshots of your lap times and make jokes about it
“if checo keeps dnf-ing, my gf can fill in”
christian gets you the goddamn sim 😒
y’all procrastinate on building and calibrating it, max more so because it means his chair would stop smelling like you 🥺
you get it set up, but you still play on his sim every once in a while after he told you that because you’re a simp
he goes to stream one day, planning on practicing with the redline team for an upcoming iracing event
and the man almost BREAKS HIS LEGS trying to sit down because you forgot to move the chair back after you were done using it 😭😭
in between his groan of pain he let’s it slip “ow fuck, my girlfriend forgot to move the seat back after she was done”
chat goes ducking crazy
yooo, what? ur gf sim races???
is she good???
max is like “hell fucking yeah my girlfriend is great sim racer, she could replace one of the boys at redline if she wanted too!”
(team redline sweats anxiously, mics now suspiciously silent)
max continues, “well she is not as great as me, but she’s good i guess”
stream chat “they are going to have babies that completely dominate f1” “if their babies are born in the netherlands we will be stuck in purgatory cursed with hearing the dutch anthem forever”
max continues with his practice but everyone is begging to see you play, even some of the redline guys are asking questions
they wanna know if they’re really at risk of you stealing their seat
max gives up and turns to you on the couch with a smile and says, “i will beg, schatje. do not put it past me, we all want to see you drive. some people are saying i’m lying so you have to prove them wrong🙇🏼”
you’re like “what 😅 no 😧i suck 🤭 at this 🤗” but you’re already getting up and walking over to boot up your sim
the urge to flex on people and embarrass them is something both you and max share
max opens f1 2023 and starts a party for just you two, and you both decide to do quali laps at zandovoort
you do your hot lap first, and max goes after you
max y’ know, probably thinks that he can take it relatively easier on you, there’s no reason to put 100% effort into something for fun, so he puts in 95% 😀 (competitive boy)
and you know that one nepenthez meme
that’s how this goes
max is like, already rambling to the stream “yeah that’s a comfortable p1, she still has a lot to learn before she can beat a world champ—P2??!!!! 😧😳”
you’re just in the background in your sim chair, turned facing the camera with an innocent little smirk smile on your face ☺️
you got pole by .050, and chat starts bullying max, the redline boys laughing hysterically in his headphones
max requests a rematch and promptly annihilates you :)
i like to imagine that eventually you start joining max’s stream and the two of yous start having little racing tournaments whenever you guys have the time
omg could you imagine the little championship ceremony where you put party hats on jimmy and sassy and have fake little tiny gold trophies for whoever wins 🥹
imagine one day ‼️ you actually start doing iracing events, and just working your way up to being one of the best 😌
ANYWAYS to wrap it up, best teacher max ever
virtual racing 🤝 strong relationships
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yninstagram baby. baby—😭😭😭😭
➥ maxverstappen1 i love you
➥ yninstagram what the fuck has gotten into you 😳 i love you, maxy 🫶🏽
user the way ‼️ he cradles ‼️ her head 😭😭
danielricciardo3 this genuinely the sappiest thing max has ever said
➥ maxverstappen1 do not worry daniel you are the only man for me
➥ user my therapist will be hearing about this
user the fact that max personally handmade that meme 💀
user never thought i’d see the day that max uses the kneeling emoji
➥ maxverstappen1 i’m on my knees for her more often than you think
➥ user alRIGHT go ahead and clock out for me 😒
➥ redbullracingf1 do you remember the media training we had two days ago, max?
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A Gamers Apology ~ HJS
WORD COUNT: 0.9K (I’m so sorry its so short T-T)
GENRE: Angst? Fluffy, reader and Hannie in their own bubble, non idol au, han being cute af, established relationships
PAIRING: Jisung x GN!Reader
⤜Copyright: © DreamEscapesWriting - March 2024
⤜MASTERLIST
You sat cross-armed on the couch, your eyes fixed on the television screen where your boyfriend, Han, was engaged in a fierce battle on COD. Your character lay motionless on the virtual battlefield, a victim of Han's relentless skill and precision. You clenched your jaw, your frustration growing with each passing second. How could he do this again? Every time you played the game he would only think of his own missions and take over yours, killing all of the enemies you'd done all the damage to and taking the points for himself.
"Seriously, Hannie? Again?" You finally blurted out, breaking the tense silence that had enveloped the room. Han turned to face you with a puzzled expression, the game playing in the background as both your characters died and it went to a game screen.
"What's wrong, babe? Did I do something?" Your glare intensified.
"Did you do something? You stole all my kills! I was this close to completing the mission, and you swoop in and take them all. It's not fair!" Han's eyes widened in realization and a slight blush began to settle on his cheeks, he hadn't realised until it was too late.
"Oh, is that what this is about? Come on, Yn, it's just a game. I didn't mean to—"
"Just a game? You don't understand," You interrupted, your frustration bubbling over. It wasn't that he'd done it just this once, it was all the times you played together he would do this shit and it was starting to get under your skin.
"You always do this. You always prioritize your own score over everything else, even if it means ruining my experience." You realised you probably sounded childish talking about it but you didn't care.
"Like Pokemon last week, you kept stealing every fight and every Pokemon I wanted and didn't care that I ended up with nothing," You mumbled under your breath, getting up from the chair and heading to the kitchen, needing some space. Han sighed, following after you and reaching out to gently place a hand on your shoulder.
"I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean to upset you. I guess I got carried away in the heat of the moment." You shrugged off his touch, your expression still icy as you slowly turned around to face him.
"That's the problem, Hannie. It's always 'heat of the moment' with you. You never consider how your actions affect others, especially me."
Han hung his head, feeling a pang of guilt wash over him. He hadn't realized how much his behaviour was affecting you until now.
"It's just a game." He grumbled at you, you scoffed a little and turned around to face the window ignoring him. Clearly, he didn't care but you did.
Your frustration boiled beneath the surface as you began to give Han the silent treatment. Despite his attempts to apologize and make amends, you couldn't shake off the lingering feeling of resentment.
Han watched you from across the room, his heart sinking with each passing moment of your icy silence. He had hoped that your argument would blow over, but your continued distance only made him feel more helpless. As the tension in the room became unbearable, he stood up slowly, his shoulders slumped in defeat. He opened his mouth to say something, anything to break the suffocating silence, but the words caught in his throat. You stared at him waiting for him to say anything but he just sighed and made his way to the door, pausing for a moment, his hand hovering over the doorknob, but he couldn't bring himself to turn back to you.
Without a word, he walked out of the door.
Later in the day, Han returned to the apartment, a sense of determination guiding his steps, he'd been thinking of a way to make it up to you all afternoon and he knew how he was going to do it. You'd been begging to go to the Pokemon store for almost a month now to get the new Vulpix plushie they bought out but you'd never had enough time so he bought the biggest one they had. In his hand, he carried a plushie alongside it a bouquet of flowers, a small token of his affection.
You were sat on the couch, your gaze fixed on the television screen but your mind still lingering on the earlier argument, you began to feel guilty, after all, he was right it was just a game but everytime you tried to call him you'd chicken out of it. You were flicking through the channels when you heard the door open, you glanced up, your expression guarded.
"Hey," He smiled at you, walking in your direction and grinning,
"I bought these for you," Your eyes softened as you took in the gifts he was holding, your guilt only weighing you down more.
"W-What for?" Han took a deep breath, steeling himself for what he was about to say.
` "I understand why you were annoyed earlier," he began, his voice filled with sincerity.
"I was selfish and thoughtless, and I hurt you. I'm really sorry." You whimpered a little, tears springing to your eyes as you shook your head.
"I overreacted a little. B...But I appreciate the apology." You sniffed as he sat down beside you, your hands clutching onto the plushie as Han smirked at you.
"I did good?" He arched a brow at you and you smiled,
"Baby, you did more than good. I love this," You whispered before kissing him softly.
"I love you, I'm sorry I overreacted Hannie," You breathed out, his arm wrapping around your shoulder as he brought you closer to his chest.
"It's in the past." He promised you, both of you relaxing completely on the sofa together.
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i’m not entirely satisfied with this because i don’t really have the space to show off all my special editions w/o compromising something but behold!
rf shelf!
going to rearrange my bookshelf to account for all 57384828848383 pieces of (mostly rune factory) merchandise i have been buying
here is the gamer shelf section at the moment. will report back with an update once it’s done
#eng rf1 guide. rf5 nintendo dream feature 2021. guidebooks for every rf game. rf1 comic anthology. rf2 manga & light novel#nintendo dream comic collection. rf4 sleep cd. rf2 and rfo preorder booklets. silent hope both en/jpn rf3s boxes rf4s box rf5 box#& mana mini standee + halloween alicia + the rf3s standee. i also got some of the rf exhibition merch so :3#i think i should invest in a wider bookshelf ag some ppint that would fix everything#i might move all of this to the shelf below tomorrw bc theres more height#and then go back to the using splatoon box to prop up rf4/5 so i can showcase the 3s box withoit blocking anything#and then make my Other Gamer Shelf this one… idk if it’s tall enough tho :/#bri.txt
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