#gale of this dumbass blog

[grimgoregrimoire]

I really need to change my icon because I'm STARTING TO SOUND LIKE GALE AND I CAN'T TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY

[notyouraryang0dd3ss]

I love so much to see you calling out how TS has dug deep into fandoms that she has no business in, because I've been trying to get back into THG fandom since The Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes and my god... the amount of swifties in this fandom is genuinely mind-boggling. How do they not get any of the hypocrisy? (though I've seen some truly terrible takes. People actually saying they'd want to be friends with the fascist dictator just bc we got a prequel from his POV which frankly, just makes him out to be worse when we get into his head idk how anyone can ignore all the racist and anti-sw thoughts he has) I get that she was part of the soundtrack for the original movies but people making edits of the characters to her dumbass songs really makes my blood boil when most of them would probably hate her for helping uphold the system of oppression

yeah i was talking about thg fandom in that post actually!!! more under the cut:

ofc im in other fandoms where swifties are present (a diff, way smaller fandom inspired me to create this blog bc i was so pissed off) but im currently on a thg kick and seeing the amount of swifties is pissing me offffffff

it’s genuinely so crazy how many of them are coryo apologists and infantilize him yet demonize gale??? a man of color rightfully vengeful against the system that oppressed his community through routine state sanctioned child murder and starvation, and radicalized by seeing his entire home and his people bombed to death where only <10% of D12 survived??? does this sound familiar to a current ongoing situation we are witnessing right now yet???

i feel like they just romanticize peeta mellark/everlark and completely ignore all the overt political commentary happening. and i mean this when i found out that @/muttpeeta aka atetheredmind on ao3 was a swiftie and a zionist…this is so selfish and shallow to say but i was so upset 😭

it really is a testament to swifties poor critical thinking skills when they make thg edits with her music. like they did not absorb the story at ALL. every time i see a thg swiftie i block but now i have so many people blocked the everlark tag is basically dead to me 😭 it’s such a shame because the series is so good and its appreciation can never be fully realized through a swiftie’s eyes because they are too deep into ts bullshit to realize she is the capitolite that panem is overthrowing 😭

[velnna]

Apparently, I've spent long enough stalking your blog that Staeve invaded my dreams lol Been working on doing a playthrough with my albino drow necromancer so that's where he popped up. They siumultaneously fucking hated each other but were also best friends in a will judge the world together and nobody gets to hurt this dumbass but me sort of way. Was extremely amusing lol I'm trying to romance Gale with him since I have a playthrough (or two) that I've romanced Astarion on but he's making it VERY DIFFICULT

I love that dynamic 👀 also gale making it difficult?? Baby boy are you okay

[crosaidi]

I feel kind of bad i haven't been over on gale's blog like ... at all ... but this dumbass has basically taken over my entire brain rip

[persephinae]

Karlach had the option to go back to Avernus with Wyll, since I stupidly followed some blog's advice to re-contract Wyll with Mizora to rescue his father

so now they hunt devils in Avernus while on the run from Zariel

Karlach isn't alone (and she didn't die) 😭😭😭

there was an option to go with her as her BFF but I'm sorry Karlach, I have to still help Astarion and Gale's being a dumbass (since I couldn't find that fucking vault and complete his quest) 😭😭

i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuu 😭😭😭😭😭

you can come back and visit for a little bit before you explode, it'll be like having yourself and Wyll a little holiday away from hell 😭

i love Karlach so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i legit teared up at her farewell 😭

i hope Karlach is in the DLC, she deserves everything ok. EVERYTHING

[tobns]

WE WONNNNNNN!!!!!!

it's been so long since i came on this blog to see a multichaptered thg fic posted on here (with the cute headers) that i astral projected to 2017.

the multi-media aspect is so cool, i'm having a little bcw the book moment reading it AND MY GOD!!! it's never an em fic if clato/alexbelle don't have a long tired history of being at each others throats only to eventually get intertwined once more (fave example of this is gracie's 2019 birthday fic but this reveal has me ITCHINGGG for a new chapter for further explanations)

band aus are always everyone's bread and butter but not all of them have an entire chapter dedicated to gale slander so this is immediately a cult classic. not to mention the little note about djats at the top of the chapter has me thinking that katniss being a karen type is the most accurate vibe check ever since the golf cart joke (which has become it's own cinematic universe at this point) accurately diagnosed marvel with dumbass.

this is turning into it's own short fiction at this point so tldr: WE ARE SOOOO FUCKING BAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!! can't wait for more!!

having you back in my inbox is the best return to the good days that i cannot even put it into words

the fact this made cult classic status just because i had everyone go off on g*le for a chapter is truly the most legendary thing i've ever done

is it really a fic by me if there's not at LEAST one "we're banned from using the golf carts" joke??????

we're not gonna talk about how i fucked up the cutesy header in photoshop

i'm so happppppppy i can't put it into words THANK YOU FOR READING I LOVE YOU ENDLESSLYYYY

[dramatic-and-damned]

hey hey it's me, the dumbass

Names:- Mika/ Micha/ Gale/ Onyx/ Aspen/ Aurelius/ Mima

The good ol' pronouns:- they/them

Spotify|the void into which I dump my tears

Writing blog- @drunk-on-angst

BSD blog- @nikolalalalai

The other side blogs are unimportant......

Absolutely in love with @fyodor-the-whore

Matching icons with @nevsky

[polyghostfacehours]

Poly!Ghostface x GN!Reader - Impromptu Roadtrip Part 1

So this was inspired by a video a favorite Youtuber of mine made and I haven't been able to get this out of my head since before I even made this blog.

Part 1 aka Leading Up to the Trip

TW: brief mentions of sex, slight suggestive content, murder, homicide

I guess you could say this is set in college and Billy's dumbass plan actually worked (because they decided to stab themselves AFTER killing Sidney, Gale, Randy, and Mr. Prescott) so yeah a Billy and Stu Actually Planned Shit Better AU

okay so lets say there's this really rare and unique giant plushie you really want, from this thing you're a big fan of. Like a giant ass Snorlax, or a life sized plush of that huge ass spider from Harry Potter. It can be anything.

So you find out that this thing is actually being sold physically at a SINGULAR store all the way in New Mexico.

And the best fuckin idea enters your head as midterms wrap up

mother. fucking. impromptu. ROADTRIP. with your boyfriends. Just the three of you

Spring break. What a perfect opportunity to drop everything and drive across state lines for an overpriced piece of merch.

This things is pricey as fuck like 500 USD or something, so despite the fact that you almost never ask Stu to spoil you, you decide to bite the bullet for this one and use his rich boy ass.

You approach Stu and Billy one night and ask them if they have any big plans for spring break

Stu wanted to host a rager, and Billy didn't have anything particular in mind besides hitting up the cinema for a few new releases. So they were pretty free.

You lay it on them, you want a roadtrip to go buy this thing and you wanna leave like, the day after tomorrow.

Stu is SOOOOO for it. Like this dude lives for shit like this. Billy is down also, he's never been outside of California or (insert city/state where you guys are going to college to) so why not.

You ask Stu that you need him to buy the thing and you even offer to pay him back slowly. Stu's a little shit and asks how you're planning on paying him back. You smirk and ask him if he's ever had roadtrip car sex. He sticks out his tongue and laughs, Billy smirks.

Once getting their approval you tell them you want tomorrow to be prep day. Buying a bunch of snacks for the road, making some new mixtapes with your cassette players, doing laundry, packing blankets and pillows and camping gear in case you wanna camp out or sleep in the car, etc. etc. Stu is vibrating, Billy is getting more and more into it and excited himself.

You guys migrate to the kitchen and start planning. I cant emphasize how happy Stu is right now. The spontaneity, the fact it'll be just you three, the places you can stop by, the strangers' parties you can crash.

!TW: HOMICIDE, MORAL BANKRUPTCY!

And most of all, the opportunity to kill again. This is something Stu and especially Billy are looking forward to. The opportunity to finally make a sequel to Woodsboro all these years later, a hitchhiker/roadtrip slasher movie. The fact it'll be 1000x harder for it to be traced to them is too good to be passed up.

If you don't participate at all in the Ghostface thing, they don't bring it up too much or talk about their plans in front of you. They know you don't like it and/or feel guilty about knowing, so it's out of sight out of mind. It's also because, even though they love and genuinely trust you, there'll always be a subconscious part of them that fears you knowing too much detail and blabbing to the police. They cant have that.

If you're a Ghostface accomplice or act as support, they'll give you a rundown of their plan. Your role will be to keep lookout, call on the phone, keep track of the victim in case they're able to break away from the two, and be the getaway driver. You're also in charge of patching them up.

If youre a full fledged Ghostface and have as little regard for human life as they do, you get the know-all of the plan. you get into the nitty gritty.

!END OF TW!

So your planning day passes and its finally the day of the trip.

You guys considered renting an RV or even a van, but Billy nixed that idea when he realized renting a vehicle meant putting it in one of your names and could be used as evidence of leaving the state when murders happen, which was a horrible idea given their plan.

So you end up taking the sedan Stu's parents got him for his getting into college. It's big enough for you 3 and had foldable back seats, so you guys could sleep in the back if you wanted to. Also it had a sunroof for stargazing so yeah.

So off you go. The actual trip will be detailed in Part 2!

[botwstoriesandsuch]

Okay, so this might seem REALLY, REALLY weird, but do you have any, like headcanons for Ritos? Like, not just Revali, but Ritos. Flying mechanics. Their opinions on Medoh. Do you think they lay eggs? Or what? Because that's something I've been debating for a looooong time

Oooooo you bet I have Rito Headcanons. Prepare yourselves, mortals! Here are

General Rito Headcanons:

The Rito can fucking fly, I don’t care what BS the game says about updrafts and gliding. They are birds, they have wings and feathers, we have seen characters like Teba and Kass fly around and gain altitude and stuff. The updrafts help them, but they can fly on their own. They don’t glide, they can fly, end of story, I don’t take criticism, I’ll die on this hill.

To add to that, I think that they can’t gain height very quickly. They either need a long runway or stretch of land (kinda like a plane) to achieve height at an angle over time. Or, they start at an already elevated position (like the landings in Rito village) and gain height that way. 

So the reason Revali’s Gale is so useful, is because he can get super high up, very quickly, at anytime. It’s not dependent on his surroundings and such

And it’s also useful because it give him more airtime to shoot his bow and stuff

Rito Stable has a lot of lumber lying around, and there’s a bunch of axes and piles of wood there from the forest. I like to think that the Rito trade with them for supplies, considering all their equipment, weaponry, and houses are made of wood. (given that metal stuff is too heavy for flight and all)

That said, they don’t take more than they need. Their culture alone is very minimalist, (given that they’re sort of based off of South American mountain tribes like the Incans) so they’re the type of people who don’t throw anything away. Ergo, they don’t trade that often, only when they need to.

I hc that a lot of the careers and jobs they take up are more artsy based. Rather than scholars, or nobles, or farmers, they have a lot of artisans. Such as weavers, carpenters, musicians, cartographers (they can fly!) and what not. 

I think Amali is an architect, idk why. I just want someone to be an architect because Rito houses are so cool! Also Saki is a doctor and she and Teba met on a classic “warrior being healed” trope because I love them. And you know Teba’s a dumbass and gets himself hurt 24/7, especially when he was younger. (I mean, need I remind you he wanted to fight Medoh ALONE like what the shit man)

Also this is why Saki’s wary of Tulin being a warrior because what if he inherits Teba’s recklessness, you can’t worry your mom like that kid

Rito come from eggs. I also was struggling with this, because they’re aren’t any nests or anything…but I believe they’re birds first and foremost

Obviously I won’t go into details because this is a sfw blog, and I’m ace and have no idea how those things work, BUT they only have eggs when they want to. Having kids/eggs is a planned thing if that makes sense lmao. It’s not like chickens where they lay eggs constantly.

Opinions on Medoh: Welp, they’re not ones to immediately be on board with Sheikah technology. The Rito aren’t as ethnocentric as the Zora, but they kinda have their own air of “we don’t really need Sheikah/Hylian stuff butting into our lives.”

Also, their community is very tight knit, and they aren’t keen on the fact that the thing shot lasers at their family and friends. 

However, whenever someone trusted (like Link or Teba, who basically saved their village) tells them that Medoh’s all good now, they’ll probably loosen up a bit. 

OK! Last thing for this super dense post (sorry) but you know how during quarantine right now, people in Italy are just playing music out their balconies? Just to vibe with their neighbors?

So that, but for Rito music, not just Kass. People just sing out their windows, or strum their instruments over their balconies. There’s this silent agreement between them all, like “Yeah, we’re listening. Keep playing.”

(Also no one asked, but I think Kass’ Sheikah teacher [I call them Zimiri] specialized in the lute, although he was skilled in several instruments. He came to Rito village after the Calamity because he heard that the Rito are the best singers in Hyrule, and he wanted Link to hear his songs from someone with the best voice. Zimiri taught Kass the accordion because Kass was a natural at it, and he choose the instrument on purpose because it was the most lively and could be heard from far away. When Kass was little he would play his music in the heart shaped hole near the top of Rito Village for everyone to hear and be happy) 

Ok I’m done blabbering bye. And by the way, this wasn’t weird at all anon! Thanks for the ask!

[juniperhillpatient]

@tyzulafan not my dumbass not instantly thinking of the guy referenced in my own blog title 😂

No you’re so right actually.

Azula & Billy were both scarred irreparably by their mothers leaving them & it manifested in manipulation & cruelty to those around them. Of course, Billy is a serial killer & not meant to be sympathetic by the end & Azula is a child soldier who has a tragic breakdown like yeah totally different characters BUT for fun “what if” reasons I think that Azula could totally play the part of Billy in a Scream!Alternate Universe.

How about Katara playing the part of Sidney too? Imagine the scene in the hallway with Sidney getting angry that Billy wants her to move on from her mother’s loss sooner than she’s ready & compares it to his mother leaving but make it Azula & Katara!

Ty Lee could play the part of Stu too. I mean - Stu is literally influenced to kill by his loyalty to Billy & Ty Lee is coerced to join Azula in the hunt for the Avatar out of fear & manipulation but she clearly enjoys herself along the way as we see in all her fight scenes.

What about Zuko playing the part of Dewey? I was thinking Suki as Tatum, so Zuko has no connection to her in this story, he just cares about solving these murders cause it’s his job & his little sister is involved (maybe he even suspects Azula!).

Mai doesn’t have the personality of Gale but she could definitely play a bitchy reporter who has a thing with Zuko. In this universe maybe it’s a true crime podcast or something more suited to Mai’s dour personality instead of a news show.

Aang or maybe Jet could play Randy. Aang has the whole “best friends with Katara & has an unreciprocated crush” vibe going for him but I can more see Jet as a horror nerd. Maybe they’re both just her friends in this? Sokka, I’m not sure who he would be, maybe just another member of the friend group.

What do you think? You didn’t ask for a whole alternate universe plot but my imagination likes this idea. I’m unlikely to truly write it myself because I love writing Azula getting a redemption arc rather than becoming worse too much. Still a fun idea!

Now this might be a teeny bit of a stretch: but I noticed some parallels with Billy and Azula. They have a crazy parent. And a loving partner.

Billy Hargrove? It’s not a stretch at all in my opinion. Azula & Billy are of course very different but they are also both heavily influenced by abusive fathers & ultimately are dragged into horrible situations & it ends tragically for them. They’re both complex villains, both teenagers dragged into dealing with horrors no one should have to deal with. Both cruel because that’s how they were taught they had to be. Both far from unredeemable & with heroic attributes & potential to grow & change hinted at but treated like monsters anyway by other characters. Hey - they also both have a complicated relationship with an angsty sibling who’s best friends with the heroes!

[luucarii]

Breath of the Wild - Divine Beasts

Okays, so as of writing this post, I have officially completed the four Divine Beasts quests and their dungeons so I now feel the need to express my opinion on each one and their specific champions, even though I highly doubt any of you care!

ALSO KEEP IN MIND, IVE BEATEN THE DIVINE BEASTS BUT NOT THE FINAL BOSS SO ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AT HYRULE CASTLE WITH THE CHAMPIONS PLS PLS DON’T SPOIL FOR ME

Spoilers below the cut!

I will be doing them in the order I personally did them sooo, shall we begin?

Divine Beast Vah Naboris and Champion Urbosa

Naboris Fight 

So, the whole mini fight thing with Naboris was amazing and it was a joy to have RIju seal surfing her way with me. Funnily enough, I can’t aim for shit so it took me a while hitting those giant purple legs but oh the satisfaction for when I did and I loved the way they incorporated seal surfing into the fight (even though those things are a bitch to control sometimes)

Dungeon 

Meh.

Don’t misunderstand me, I liked the dungeon a lot, the puzzles, the mechanics all the works but for a first dungeon it was a bit overwhelming, it was a little on the long side and I had way too many forehead slaps on my part.

But that’s totally on me for working my way to Gerudo first (I just follow the gold orbs my dude)

Boss

HOLY SHIT I DIED WAY TOO MANY TIMES ON THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD

First phase was perfectly fine for me, 8/10 times I had a perfect dodge so I could flurry attack the hell out of him. Second phase though, I was completely lost (I blame my own lack of common sense). Those little metal stick things were annoying as all hell and it only took three deaths for me to realize you could pick them up with Magnesis (again, my own lack of common sense). But even after that, I was still drawing a blank and it was only after running around with one of the metal stick things for a while I was able to stun the guy and get my last few slashes in.

OH THE SATISFACTION 

Urbosa and Urbosa’s Fury

As a character, Urbosa seems so chill, playful and relaxed yet at the same time her excitement to get back at Ganon for the hell he put her through is a bit amusing. Her quote at the end of the freeing her soul cutscene mentions revenge (or payback? something along those lines) being delicious and I couldn’t help but chuckle. We got ourselves a badass on our side!

Urbosa’s Fury is INCREDIBLE. When I first got it, I rarely used it but recently I’ve been using it a lot and holy crap is it powerful and helps out a bunch when you’re trying to avoid a fight but the skulltites or whatever they’re called won’t leave you alone. 10/10 would recommend. Thunder your foes into oblivion!

Divine Beast Vah Ruta and Champion Mipha

Ruta Fight

I’ve made my affections towards Prince Sidon pretty evident on my blog, I love that fishy guy. Getting to ride him while swimming up waterfalls and shock arrowing shining red orbs atop a giant elephant? Freaking incredible.

Dungeon

Overall, it was simple and I enjoyed the usage of Ruta’s trunk to change how the water affected the dungeon. Thankfully for me, I only had one screw up and only slapped my forehead once!

Boss

Three tries. Mostly because I’m the dumbass who didn’t know you could use Cryonis to break the ice blocks (imagine how the fight with Ruta went for me and those things). But overall fun.

Mipha and Mipha’s Grace

Can I say something flat out? I’m not a huge fan of Mipha’s voice actress. She does a decent job but I personally feel some lines could have been said a little bit better. But that’s besides the point. I LOVE HER DESIGN! She’s just so pretty! And as I am right now in the story, her backstory with Link can be expanded on so much more. It is implied, at least in her cutscene with him, that they were close friends since they had been young (which begs the question, did Link grow up with Zoras? Were his parents close with Zoras and introduced him to Mipha when he was young? SO MANY QUESTIONS!). Besides that, I feel she is a huge step up from our previous Zora representatives (notably Ruta and Rutela) and I like her a lot. Unfortunate though that she’s a victim of unrequited love, I feel like she could have been so much more than that but oh well, that’s what fan fiction is for right?

Mipha’s Grace is something I have (admittedly) used so many times in the past maybe 3-4 real days I’ve had it. It’s a free fairy and a free four extra hearts which is incredible. She’s saved my ass so many times, it’s not even funny

Champion Mipha, keeping everyone alive since 2017

Divine Beast Vah Rudania and Champion Daruk

Rudania Fight

I’ll come flat out and say it, I did not have a fun time doing this “fight.” I like Yunobo as that really insecure character that happens to be a descendant of an ancient hero and firing him out a cannon was a lot of fun but sneaking that rock head past the Guardian helicopter things was a pain in the ass and I’m personally not one for stealth sections like that.

Dungeon

Quick, simple and fun. I had no real problems with it. BUT HOLY HYLIA THE MUSIC IS INCREDIBLE 

Boss

Again, my lack of common sense biting me in the ass. Besides throwing the bomb in that vortex thingy, I enjoyed it. 

Notice how I commonly forget all the important Runes during boss fights?

Daruk and Daruk’s Protection

I get a strange Darunia vibe from Daruk and I like it. Out of all of the Champions  Daruk’s the most playful and fun to me and it’s a nice contrast to the mature but secretly sadistic Urbosa, the quiet, calm Mipha and the smug, competitive bastard Revali.

Unfortunately I haven’t had too many cases where I’ve used Daruk’s Protection but from the few times I have, it’s pretty cool. It’s three free perfect shields and should be useful when I miss horribly on perfect shield timings

Divine Beast Vah Medoh and Champion Incredible Birb Man  Revali

keep in mind, i am writing this literally just after finishing this dungeon so I don’t have a complete and full opinion on a few things just yet (mostly Revali’s Gale)

Medoh Fight  

I love flying. I love the paraglider. I love the updrafts. I love archery. I love the slow motion while using your bow in the air. I love bomb arrows. 

Basically, this was my favorite Divine Beast fight.

Dungeon

Unfortunately for me, with the way I tackled the Divine Beasts, this was my final dungeon and I’m a little disappointed how quickly and easily I finished this dungeon. But don’t get me wrong, I loved the use of the updrafts and it was super fun to manipulate Medoh’s wings.

Boss

More updrafts, more slow motion arrow shots, need I say more?

Revali and Revali’s Gale

I mentioned this in a previous post, but HOLY HYLIA DO I LOVE REVALI

THIS SMUG LITTLE BASTARD’S FIRST CUTSCENE AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY IN LOVE. I NEED MORE WITH THIS RITO RIGHT NOW! I know some people out there don’t like him and hey, I respect your opinion but honestly I loved the Rito race before (mostly because of Medli from Wind Waker) but Revali just made me love them even more.

Just for the sake of me not going into this section blind, I tried using Revali’s Gale and it looks like it will be a lot of fun to use, I’m super excited!