#galavantingTreachery

[broadway-stuck]

it's that time of year! here's to another great one, and you know what they say, there's no show business like snow business! thank you all for your support! we hope you continue to support us into the new year! lyrics by: greyscaleAngel cover art by: @smallsmartkitty

[broadway-jake]

IM ONLY KEEPING YOU SAFE DARLING! NO MORE HARLOTS AFTER YOUR HEART!!<3

CREDIT WHERE DUE FOR THIS POSILUTELY WONDERFUL SONG! LYRICS UNCHANGED FROM LITTLEJAYNEYCAKES!

[broadway-jake]

Golly karkat im astounded you heard me through the cave system! A fancy piece of technology you have to record it too! Im engrossed in listening to everyones hard work!

YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK. GIVE UP ALREADY.

((I'm very proud of all of you, I'm glad to have you and your talent on the group. You all fucking rock!))

LYRICS BY... @kyleehenke (KYLEE HENKE), I GUESS. UNDER THE READMORE

[LYRICS]

[KARKAT] Hello everybody! Let me tell you something about Homestuck…

[JOHN] Ooh yeaaaahh John egbert,

[ROSE] rose lalonde

[JOHN+ROSE] Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

[JADE] Jade harley,

[DAVE] dave strider

[JADE+DAVE] They all play sburb and end the world.

[JANE] Harlequin Nanna, bro

[ROXY] Mom, dad Youth roll

[JAKE] Grandpa, pesterchum

[DIRK] Hella jeff and sweet bro

[JOHN+DAVE] Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

[JADE+ROSE] Frost and frogs, light and rain

[JANE+ROXY] Vagabond and mendicant Renegade, consorts and denizens

[JAKE+DIRK] Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the reckoning

[ALL KIDS] Derse and prospit Carapaces Pogo hammer, sassacre

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[ROSE+DAVE] Jasper's secret, davesprite

[ROXY+DIRK] Casey, mutie, doomed timelines

[JOHN+JADE] Good dog, best friend

[JANE+JAKE] Jack causes many people's ends

[ALL BETA KIDS] Black queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

[ALL ALPHA KIDS] Robot bunnies, midnight crew

[TEREZI] H3y coolk1d, 1s th1s you?

[KARKAT] Lil' cal, babies Ecto-biology

[TAVROS] Apple juice, pupa pan Nic cage, cit-y of cans

[ARADIA] Doc scratch, snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

[VRISKA] God tiers, march drag Who even is this douche8ag?

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[NEPETA] Exploring with a-ra-di-a Tavros, sollux, nep-e-ta

[TEREZI] Ter-e-zi's nuts, karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

[KANAYA] Equius, fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

[VRISKA] She slices eri-dan in half And vriska is a bad-ass

[KARKAT] Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire

[ERIDAN] Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled

[GAMZEE] Faygo, recuperacoons Horrorterrors kill you

[TEREZI+GAMZEE] Troll jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[KARKAT] Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis

[FEFERI] Betty crocker, icp Dead daves are the enemy

[ARADIA] Green sun, alpha-verse Jane, roxy, jake and dirk

[ALPHA KIDS] Uu, uu Princely tights Guy fieri is the antichrist

[BETA KIDS] Captchalogue, modus And strife specibus Heir and knight Witch and seer

[EVERYONE] Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[SOLLUX] Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again

[VRISKA] Tick, tock, break heads

[GAMZEE] Honk honk Scary wolf heads

[ERIDAN] Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog

[TAVROS] Felt mob and fairies Lord eng-lish killed huss-ie

[FEFERI] Troll cops, thresh prince Don't screw with the condesce

[TEREZI] Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the tumor

[ERIDAN] Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam

[SOLLUX] Cascade, morse code

[EVERYONE] This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on, and on, and on, and on And on, and on, and on, and on, and on

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on, and on, and on, and on And on, and on, and on, and on, and on

[broadway-jake]

Sometimes you show your assets and sometimes you hail them for the public.

A jolly good time working on this performance with @broadway-roxy. The headphone requirement is not for show ;*

We changed only a few lyrics but they and the divvy are below the cut.

JAKE:

I wanna be your slave, 

I wanna be your master

ROXY:

I wanna make your heartbeat

 run like rollercoasters

JAKE:

I wanna be a good boy, 

I wanna be a gangster

ROXY:

'Cause you could be the beauty 

and I could be the monster

I love you since this morning, 

not just for aesthetic

JAKE:

I wanna touch your body, 

so fucking electric

ROXY:

I know you're scared of me, 

you say that I'm too eccentric

JAKE:

I'm crying all my tears 

and that's fucking pathetic

I wanna make you hungry, 

then I wanna feed ya

ROXY:

I wanna paint your face 

like you're my Mona Lisa

JAKE:

I wanna be a champion, 

I wanna be a loser

ROXY:

I'll even be a clown 

'cause I just wanna amuse ya

I wanna be your sex toy, 

I wanna be your teacher

JAKE:

I wanna be your sin, 

I wanna be your preacher

ROXY:

I wanna make you love me, 

then I wanna leave ya

JAKE:

'Cause, baby, I'm your Harley 

and you're my Lord English

Uh-huh

Mhm, uh-huh

ROXY:

Because I'm the devil who's searching for redemption

And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption

And I'm a blonde girl who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

JAKE:

And I'm a bad guy who's searching for redemption

And I'm a hunter who's searching for redemption

And I'm a freak that is searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

ROXY:

I wanna be your slave, 

I wanna be your master

JAKE:

I wanna make your heartbeat 

run like rollercoasters

ROXY:

I wanna be a good boy, 

I wanna be a gangster

JAKE:

'Cause you can be the beauty 

and I could be the monster

I wanna make you quiet, 

I wanna make you nervous

ROXY:

I wanna set you free 

but I'm too fucking jealous

JAKE:

I wanna pull your strings 

like you're my Telecaster

ROXY:

And if you want to use me, 

I could be your puppet

JAKE:

'Cause I'm the devil who's searching for redemption

ROXY:

And I'm a hacker who's searching for redemption

JAKE:

And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption

BOTH:

I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master

[broadway-jake]

The things i do for beautiful blue women. Such as vocally duking it out with an actual juggalo bard. Ladies gentlemen and those outside such identifiers now presenting a battle of voice with @broadway-gamzee

Lyrics are the same as the original.

[broadway-jake]

An interesting anon request to be sure! Had a lot of fun writing it with dirk though. *Double pistol and a wink*

We then relinquished lyrical control when we discovered the intensity.

Lyrical credit to @lyricalkarkat​ below the cut.

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your fists, dear You can raise welts Like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango

Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say I'm who makes you want to surrender Blacken my eye Set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango

At your command Before you here I stand Your head is in my hand (Yeechh!) It's here that I must be My heart entreats Just hear those savage beasts, Your robots got me beat, So come and dance with me Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire It's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango

We're caught in throes Some deft marionettes, love I can feel the strings yet, love Every cord that you strum And I envy the prose That you hide with your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love We're sticking to our guns Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches And sometimes, well my breath truly hitches You sew up the gash That I caused being brash As we danced to the Masochism Tango

Make me your bane Together scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart 'Scuse me! Take my bayonet from its holder And ink your initials in my shoulder Puppet my mind And swear that you're mine As we dance to the Maso-chism Tango

[broadway-jake]

A frightening woman with heaps of power. She wants us dead no matter the cost.

So lets foil her plans! We can take her down if we work together!

Right?

Lyrics:

Outrunning Condesce, us kids We’re such survivors, all the Trolls and their larva join me To beat the powers that be

Three-dozen hearts in this game Through heavy trials, we aim To beat the powers that be So fuck her royal decree

And we'll race for miles through the night We run because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

Outrunning Condesce, us kids Won't run no farther, it's the Last days of (S)burb, join me In the forming of Earth C

And we'll brace for battle in the night We'll fight because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

[broadway-jake]

Better late than never. Janey and roxy said i should do sakura kiss for valentines day but the unfortunate truth is dirk and i never viewed the ouran anime together. So i contrived something more applicable to us while still supplying the girls with their request.

Oh i do hope he likes it.

Romanized lyrics with rough translations under the cut.

ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi yo kesenai kako mo seoi atte ikou ikiru koto wo nage dasanai de Injured with pain and sadness, the you that cannot be healed Shoulder the burden of the past that cannot be erased; don't throw away your will to live tsunaida kimi no te wo Your hand that I held... itsuka ushinatte shimau no kana usurete iku egao to kimi wo mamoritai kara hibiku boku wo yobu koe sae kare toki ni sou kaze ni kaki kesaretatte kimi wo mitsuke dasu Will we lose it someday? I want to protect you and that disappearing smile The ringing voice that calls me dries out Even if it gets erased by the wind along time I will find you ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi mou waraenai nante hito girai nante kotoba sou iwanai de mienai mirai ni okoru koto subete ni imi ga aru kara ima wa sono mama de ii kitto kizukeru toki ga kuru daro Injured with pain and sadness, the you that cannot be healed Don't say words like you can't smile or you hate people Everything that happens in the unseen future has a meaning So stay like this, there'll come a time when you will realize sabikitta hito no you ni Like a rusted person kasanari au dake ga munashikute hitori de ikite ikerutte itteta arifureta yasashisa kotobajya ima wa mou todokanai hodo ni kimi wa uzukidasu It felt so hollow to just pile atop one another You said you could live on your own Just with the usual kind words You ache to a point where I cannot reach you tsunai da kimi no te wa nanigenai yasashisa wo motome Do you remember itami wo shiru koto de hito ni yasashiku nareru kara Drive your Life Your hand that I held searched for some simple kindness Do you remember By learning pain, you can become a person who can be kind to others Drive your Life ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi mou waraenai nante hito girai nante kotoba sou iwanai de mienai mirai ni okoru koto subete ni imi ga aru kara ima wa sono mama de ii kitto kizukeru toki ga kuru daro Injured with pain and sadness, the you that cannot be healed Don't say words like you can't smile or you hate people Everything that happens in the unseen future has a meaning So stay like this, there'll come a time when you will realize How can I see the meaning of life kieteku you're the only. . . How can I see the meaning of life Disappearing, you're the only. . . kowarenai you ni to hanarete iku kimi mou waraenai nante hito girai nante kotoba sou iwanai de ima wa by and by mie nakuttatte subete ni imi ga aru kara kesenai kako mo seoi attekou ikiru koto wo nagedasanai de So you will not break, you distance yourself from me Don't say words like you can't smile or you hate people Now it's by and by, even if you cannot see, there's a meaning to everything Shoulder the burden of the past that cannot be erased; don't throw away your will to live You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . your different Life? You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . modoranai kedo You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . your different Life? You'd better forget everything. Remember. . . though, we cannot return hizunda kioku no you na toki no naka de itsuka wakari aeru kara Like in times of warped memories, we can understand someday

[broadway-jake]

alrighty then, since you're okay with angst, how about bloodsport by raleigh ritchie? There's a rap part in it, but maybe dirk could do that if you're not comfortable with it. and i do also look forward to the not angsty dirkjake you're working on :)

I hope i honored your request. This was cathartic to sing so thank you for your request. I believe well make it.

Well im no strider but im quite proud of my sick fire!

Lyrics same as original.

[broadway-jake]

Jungle boy solidarity! Youll be in my heart as requested by anon. Was a doozy trying to match up to THE phil collins but i do hope it was worth the wait.

No changed lyrics but as tradition theyre under the cut.

Come stop your crying It will be alright Just take my hand Hold it tight I will protect you From all around you I will be here Don't you cry For one so small, You seem so strong My arms will hold you, Keep you safe and warm This bond between us Can't be broken I will be here Don't you cry 'Cause you'll be in my heart Yes, you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more You'll be in my heart No matter what they say You'll be here in my heart always Why can't they understand the way we feel? They just don't trust what they can't explain I know we're different but deep inside us We're not that different at all And you'll be in my heart Yes, you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more Don't listen to them 'Cause what do they know (what do they know)? We need each other To have, to hold. They'll see in time I know When destiny calls you You must be strong (you gotta be strong) I may not be with you But you've got to hold on They'll see in time I know We'll show them together 'Cause you'll be in my heart Believe me, you'll be in my heart I'll be there from this day on, Now and forever more Oh, you'll be in my heart (you'll be here in my heart) No matter what they say (I'll be with you) You'll be here in my heart (I'll be there) always Always I'll be with you I'll be there for you always Always and always Just look over your shoulder Just look over your shoulder Just look over your shoulder I'll be there always.

[broadway-jake]

Thank you so much dear staff. We love you so much!

[broadway-jake]

Presenting the most gentlemanly way to address a pale haired beaut as requested by anon.

Lyrics are the same as original.

[broadway-jake]

Apologies for the delay dears. Got trapped in a CAVE IN while i was exploring some local caverns.

While awaiting rescue i came across an old song i made for aranea way back when. I assumed you would all enjoy hearing it as well.

Lyrics under the cut (Assist from @crab-withaknife​)

Yo, listen up here's a story About a pretty girl I met in a dream world And all day and all night And any time i sleep i see her In blue, talking and showing Everyone In these weird little bubbles And an alt timeline But nothing will make sense for me Or her friends and other dream ghosts around Cause she ain't got nobody here listening She’s blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di She’s blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di She has some blue wings And a big blue smile Blue is the colour of all that she wears Blue are the skies And all the bubbles too I have a dream girl and she is so blue Blue is the color of Her big blue heart Blue like the ocean that surrounds this isle Blue are the words she says And what she thinks Blue is the troll girl That visits my dreams She's blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di She's blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I want Blue is my heart When I can't be with you I have a dream girl and she is so blue Blue is the color of her Heart and soul Blue is her color, it's all I can see Blue are the words she says And what she thinks Blue is the troll girl That lives in my dreams She's blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di She's blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di talking and showing Everyone In these weird little bubbles And an alt timeline But nothing will make sense for me Or her friends and other dream ghosts around Cause she ain't got nobody here listening She’s blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di She’s blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

[broadway-jake]

After all these years bro.

Lyrics under the cut.

David’s Bro had left me all alone David’s Bro had left me all alone David’s Bro had left me all alone David’s Bro had left me all alone

Strider, can we discuss this like adults? (Like adults) Without falling back on insults (Back on insults) And no auto responders or brobots (Or brobots) Will you stay, or are you too scared of my pistol shots? (My pistol shots) You know, we're not the little boys that we used to be Should be grown up now Dirky, can't you see?

David's bro was with me long ago Two kids in love And yet it caused us both woe Strider, listen please? I don’t mean to cause unease I know I'm out of line but Strider, would you give me time

David's bro has got me feeling low David’s bro has got me feeling low

Strider, do you remember when we played that game? (Played that game) On LOTAK we said we both felt the same (Felt the same) And how we both got matching ink on our arms (Ink on our arms) And what did you say? "I like your old timey charm" (Old timey charm) And I guess that it might be too late for us So if you walk away I will try not to make a fuss

David's bro was with me long ago Two kids in love But would this cause us more woe Strider, can't you see? I want you to stay with me I know that I should go but I'm in love with David’s bro

David’s Bro was with me long ago (was with me long ago) Two guys in love and I'm sick of sorrow (mourning and mourning) Strider, can't you see? You are still the guy for me I know you have to know I'm in love with David’s Bro, oh, oh (I'm in love with) David’s Bro, oh, oh (Wait a minute)

Strider, can't you see? You are still the guy for me I know we should go slow but I'm in love with Strider, bro.

[broadway-jake]

I remarked someone requested angst and the group by and large decided to faff about. All fun and games it has since been discovered that roxy started the whole endeavor and is responsible for most of the anons.

[broadway-jake]

GT: To Do List

Here is where i will update any and all requests or ideas that are to be explored in the future! I shall endeavor to keep each item progress labeled as well!

I do my best to prioritize requests and duets. The order of this list does not necessitate release order between groups. Requests will be released as they are received.

Inbox is always open! If you see your request is missing or inaccurate please inform me to be rectified!

ANONS

1. {Cover} Bloodsport ‘05 (Raleigh Ritchie) [Posted]

2. {Cover} Cruisin’ (Huey Lewis+Gwyneth Paltrow) [Learn w/ Dirk]

3. {Cover} Restless Heart (Matt Hires) [Learn]

BROADWAY SUGGESTED

1. {Cover} Just one yesterday (Fall Out Boy) [Record w/ Dirk]

2. {Parody} Pompeii (Bastille) [Rewrite]

PERSONAL PROJECTS

1. {Parody} Ain’t no rest for the wicked (Cage the Elephant) [Rewrite]

2. {Parody} Keep your head up (Andy Grammer) [Rewrite]

3. {Parody} Butterfly (Smile) [Rewrite]

4. {Parody} Prayer of the refugee (Rise Against) [Rewrite]