#Outrunning Condesce

[broadway-jake]

A frightening woman with heaps of power. She wants us dead no matter the cost.

So lets foil her plans! We can take her down if we work together!

Right?

Lyrics:

Outrunning Condesce, us kids We’re such survivors, all the Trolls and their larva join me To beat the powers that be

Three-dozen hearts in this game Through heavy trials, we aim To beat the powers that be So fuck her royal decree

And we'll race for miles through the night We run because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

Outrunning Condesce, us kids Won't run no farther, it's the Last days of (S)burb, join me In the forming of Earth C

And we'll brace for battle in the night We'll fight because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

[ask-epilogue-billjosh]

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade Frost and frogs, light and rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and Denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's ends Black Queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man God Tiers, March drag Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad Equius, Fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll Jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk uu, UU Princely tights Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus And Strife Specibus Heir and Knight Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again Tick, tock, break heads Honk honk Scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to EXPLODE

You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck And from now on It will go on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

: I read all of that and I still understood nothing, get a better interest, I don't even know how someone could like this!

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

home stuck

john egbert rose lalonde ascend descend rise up abscond jade harley dave strider they all play sburb and end the world harlequin nanna bro mom dad youth roll grandpa pesterchum hella jeff and sweet bro heat and clockwork wind and shade frost and frogs light and rain vagabond mendicant renegade consorts and denizens skaia 413 countdown to the reckoning derse and prospit carapaces pogo hammer sassacre you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so contagious jaspers secret davesprite casey mutey doomed timelines good dog best friend jack causes many peoples end black queen nak nak stuffing corpses shoosh pap robot bunnies midnight crew H3Y COOLK1D 1S TH1S YOU lil cal babies ectobiology apple juice pupa pan nic cage city of cans doc scratch snowman i warned you bout those stairs man god tiers march drag who even is this douchebag you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so contagious exploring with aradia tavros sollux nepeta terezis nuts karkats a crab gamzees got issues with his dad equius feferi kanaya the vampire fashion queen she slices eridan in half and vriska is a badass shipping charts sick fires all the irons in the fire buckets squiddles angels all the lusii get culled faygo recuperacoons horrorterrors kill you troll jegus killer clowns mobius double reacharound you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so contagious matesprits auspistice moirail kismesis betty crocker icp dead daves are the enemy green sun alpha verse jane roxy jake and dirk uu princely tights guy fieri is the antichrist captchalogue modus and strife specibus heir and knight witch and seer cant outrun whats already here you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so contagious dream bubbles shenanigans all who die come back again tick tock break heads honk honk scary wolf heads cue balls magic dogs the universe is a frog felt mob and fairies lord english killed hussie troll cops thresh prince dont screw with the condesce scalemates rap wars blowing up the tumor zillyhoo shaving cream echeladder science beam cascade morse code this fandoms about to explode you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck and from now on it will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so contagious you cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom you cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so contagious

[johnegbertsstuff]

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

[ranidspace]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond


Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world


Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.


Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?  


Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology,

Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cans


Doc scratch, Sn0wman, “I warned you bout those stairs man!”

God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag?

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad 


Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass

 Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled


Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious


Matesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy


Green sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ


Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can’t outrun what’s already here!

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads


Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie


Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

You can’t fight the Homestuck!!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck! Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom

You can’t fight the Homestuck!

True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

[meowymeowzers]

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck... John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Heat and clockwork, wind and shade Frost and frogs, light and rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and Denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's ends Black Queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? Lil' Cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man God Tiers, March drag WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG? You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Exploring with A-ra-di-a Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad Equius, Fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll Jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk Uu, uu Princely tights Guy Fieri is the Antichrist Captchalogue, modus And Strife Specibus Heir and Knight Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again Tick, tock, break heads Honk honk Scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to EXPLODE You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck And from now on It will go on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

— kokichi anon

helllo, evverybody! let me tell you about homestuck… john egbert, rose lalonde ascend, descend, rise up, abscond jade harley, davve strider they all play sburb and end the wworld harlequin nanna, bro mom, dad youth roll grandpa, pesterchum hella jeff and swweet bro heat and clockwwork, wwind and shade frost and frogs, light and rain vvagabond and mendicant renegade, consorts and denizens skaia, four-thirteen countdowwn to the reckoning derse and prospit carapaces pogo hammer, sassacre you can't fight the home-stuck though it's wweird and random it's the greatest fandom you can't fight the home-stuck true, it's quite outrageous but it's all contagious jasper's secret, davvesprite casey, mutie, doomed timelines good dog, best friend jack causes many people's ends black queen, nak nak stuffing corpses, shoosh pap robot bunnies, midnight creww h3y coolk1d, 1s th1s you? lil' cal, babies ecto-biology apple juice, pupa pan nic cage, city of cans doc scratch, snowwman i wwarned you 'bout those stairs, man god tiers, march drag (mecore) wwho evven is this douchebag? you can't fight the home-stuck though it's wweird and random it's the greatest fandom you can't fight the home-stuck true, it's quite outrageous but it's all contagious exploring wwith aradia tavvros, sollux, nepeta terezi's nuts, karkat's a crab gam-zee's got issues wwith his dad equius, feferi (<>) kanaya the vvampire fashion queen she slices eridan (fucking bulgesucker) in half and vvriska is a badass (lying) shipping charts, sick fires all the irons in the fire buckets, squiddles, angels all the lusii get culled faygo, recupercoons horrorterrors kill you troll jegus, killer clowwns mobius double reach around you can't fight the homestuck though it's wweird and random it's the greatest fandom you can't fight the homestuck true, it's quite outrageous but it's all contagious matesprits, auspistice moirail and kismesis betty crocker, icp dead davves are the enemy green sun, alphavverse jane, roxy, jake and dirk uu, uu princely tights guy fieri is the antichrist captchalogue, modus and strife specibus heir and knight wwitch and seer can't outrun wwhat's already here you can't fight the homestuck though it's wweird and random it's the greatest fandom you can't fight the home-stuck true, it's quite outrageous but it's all contagious dreambubbles, shenanigans all wwho die come back again tick, tock, break heads honk honk scary wwolf heads cue balls, magic dogs the univverse is a frog felt mob and fairies lord english killed hussie troll cops, thresh prince don't screww wwith the condesce scalemates, rap wwars blowwing up the tumor zillyhoo, shavving cream echeladder, science beam cascade, morse code this fandom's about to explode you can't fight the home-stuck though it's wweird and random it's the greatest fandom you can't fight the homestuck and from noww on it wwill go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on you can't fight the homestuck though it's wweird and random it's the greatest fandom you can't fight the homestuck true, it's quite outrageous but it's all contagious

[that-darn-clown]

nothing in my brain just john egbert rose lalonde ascend descend rise up abscond jade harley dave strider they all play sburb and end tge world harlequin nanna bro mom dad youth roll grandpa pesterchum hella jeff and sweet bro heat and clockwork wind and shade frost and frogs light and rain vagabond and mendicant renegade consorts and denizens skaia 413 countdown to the reckoning derse and prospit carapaces pogo hammer sassacre jaspers secret davesprite casey mutie doomed timeline good dog best friend jack causes many peoples ends black queen nak nak stuffing corpses shoosh pap robot bunnies midnight crew hey cool kid is this you lil cal babies ectobiology apple juice pupa pan nic cage city of cans doc scratch snowman i warned you bout those stairs man god tiers march drag who even is this douchebag exploring with aradia tavros sollux nepeta terezis nuts karkats a crab gamzees got issues with his dad equius feferi kanaya the vampire fashion queen she sliced eridan in half and vriska is a badass shipping charts sick fires all the irons in the fire buckets squiddles angels all the lusii get culled faygo recupercoons horror terrors kill you troll jegus killer clowns mobius double reach around matesprit auspistice moirail and kismesis betty crocker icp dead daves are the enemy green sun alpha verse jane roxy jake and dirk UU uu princely tights guy fieri is the anti christ captchalogue modus and strife specibus heir and knight witch and seer cant outrun whats already here dream bubbles shenanigans all who die come back again tick tock break heads honk honk scary wolf heads cue balls magic dogs the universe is a frog felt mob and fairies lord english killed hussie troll cops thresh prince dont screw with the condesce scalemates rap wars blowing up the tumor zillyhoo shaving cream echeladder science beam cascade morse code this fandoms about to explode

[localvoidcat]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin, Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad, Youth Roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts, and Denizens Skaia, 413 Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit, Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's end Black Queen, Nak Nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew "H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?" Lil' Cal, babies Ectobiology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, city of cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God Tiers, march drag Who even is this douchebag? You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Exploring with Aradia Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gamzee's got issues with his dad Equius, Feferi Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eridan in half And Vriska is a badass Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, angels All the Lusi get culled Faygo, Recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you! Troll Jegus, killer clown Mobius double reacharound! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Matesprits, auspistice Moirail, kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy! Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk UU, princely tights Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! Dream bubbles, Shenanigans All who die come back again T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS HONK honk, scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord English killed Hussie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce! Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, Science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to explode! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious! You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

thank you for the insight into this lovely song

[kennykenbee]

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious.

Shame on you

[publiusscipiospqr]

Ooh yeaaaahh John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play SBURB and end the world. Harlequin Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade Frost and frogs, Light and Rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's ends Black queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, midnight crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa pan Nic cage, cit-y of cans Doc scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! God tiers, march drag Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Exploring with A-ra-di-a Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad Equius, Fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy Green sun, alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk Uu, uu Princely tights Guy Fieri is the antichrist

Captchalogue, modus And strife specibus Heir and Knight Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again Tick, tock, break heads Honk honk Scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie Troll cops, thresh prince Don't screw with the condesce Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam Cascade, morse code This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on, and on, and on, and on And on, and on, and on, and on, and on

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

I kept on seeing cool fan art of a catgirl online. I loved seeing artwork of her and I wondered what she was from.

No amount of words can describe the pure agony of finding out she's from Homestuck.

[snake-anvd]

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world.

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends.

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

-Clown anons mod

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[sillyrot]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin, Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

[sweet guitar riff]

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade

Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts, and Denizens

Skaia, 413

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's end

Black Queen, Nak Nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh-pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

"H3Y COOL K1D, 1S TH1S YOU >:?"

Lil' Cal, babies

Ectobiology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, city of cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, march drag

Who even is this douchebag?

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Exploring with Aradia

Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gamzee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Feferi

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half

And Vriska is a badass

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels

All the Lusi get culled

Faygo, Recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you!

Troll Jegus, killer clown

Mobius double reacharound!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail, kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy!

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans

All who die come back again

T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS

HONK honk, scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord English killed Hussie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce!

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, Science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck... John Egbert, Rose Lalonde Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond Jade Harley, Dave Strider They all play Sburb and end the world Harlequin Nanna, Bro Mom, Dad Youth roll Grandpa, Pesterchum Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro Heat and clockwork, wind and shade Frost and frogs, light and rain Vagabond and Mendicant Renegade, consorts and Denizens Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the Reckoning Derse and Prospit Carapaces Pogo Hammer, Sassacre You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Jasper's secret, Davesprite Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines Good dog, best friend Jack causes many people's ends Black Queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? Lil' Cal, babies Ecto-biology Apple juice, Pupa Pan Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans Doc Scratch, Snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man God Tiers, March drag WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG? You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Exploring with A-ra-di-a Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad Equius, Fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen She slices Eri-dan in half And Vriska is a bad-ass Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled Faygo, recupercoons Horrorterrors kill you Troll Jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis Betty Crocker, ICP Dead Daves are the enemy Green sun, Alpha-verse Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk Uu, uu Princely tights Guy Fieri is the Antichrist Captchalogue, modus And Strife Specibus Heir and Knight Witch and Seer Can't outrun what's already here You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again Tick, tock, break heads Honk honk Scary wolf heads Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog Felt mob and fairies Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie Troll cops, Thresh Prince Don't screw with the Condesce Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the Tumor Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam Cascade, Morse code This fandom's about to EXPLODE You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck And from now on It will go on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on And on You can't fight the Home-stuck Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom You can't fight the Home-stuck True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious

Hm, interesting

[jasombee]

The moment in the final animation when John reaches to open the door to the new universe and the screen goes black just before he touches the door handle

Karkat outrunning Kanaya in [S] Game Over when seeing Terezi being beat up by Gamzee and getting stabbed by him perfectly in the circles of his cancer sign

Aranea fading into nonexistence when the Condesce confiscates her ring of life

Jake kissing Dirk’s decapitated head in front of an erupting volcano at the end of [S] Unite Synchronisation and the peer pressure buildup leading up to it

Alternate Calliope’s sacrifice and her final words being “do what I couldn’t: live” and then turning herself into a black hole to save all of existence

The Sufferer’s entire story being the perfect encapsulation of just how deeply messed up and irreparable Troll Society is

list of the most moments in homestuck of all time:

- when dave is in his room after 3 years and looks at the selfies he took when he was younger and starts laughing and then crying

- when aradia is giving her soliloquy at the end of hivebent and you have to scroll all the way down that really long panel and she says "a scratch"

- when bec prototypes himself in [S] Jade: Enter and there's a split second before you realize what that means

- when kanaya sees vriska kissing tavros and throws the dress out of her room and starts crying and her lusus taps her on the shoulder and consoles her

- when dave is sitting on the roof with dirk and says "how did you tell your friends"

- the end of that last pesterlog between dirk and hal. you know what i'm talking about

- dave and rose standing next to each other waiting for the tumor to explode

- Future Dream Rose: Cease to exist.

feel free to add on

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

Homestuck and Succession? Dude, it's almost like it's a joke for you all. Succession is prestige HBO television media with like multiple Emmy nominations and then lumping it in with Homestuck. God -- people have no respect for proper media these days which is why we get stuck with shit like Kissing Booth on Netflix.

[He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...]

Verse 1

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh yeaaaahh

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world.

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Verse 2

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 3

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends.

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Verse 4

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 5

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Verse 6

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 7

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Verse 8

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

Verse 9

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Verse 10

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE!

Chorus

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom!

You can't fight the Home-stuck!

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious!

[transfemcirno]

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin, Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade

Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts, and Denizens

Skaia, 413

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail, kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy!

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ

Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans

All who die come back again

T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS

HONK honk, scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord English killed Hussie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce!

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, Science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

You can't fight the Homestuck!

Though it's weird and random, it's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Homestuck!

True, it's quite outrageous, but it's so contagious!

If we ever meet irl I will bite you on the arm