johnegbertsstuff

[johnegbertsstuff]

WHATS THIS FUCKING THING CALLED AGAIN OLEASE IK ITS ON HERE BUT IDK WHAT ITS CALLED IM TWEAKING OUT

[johnegbertsstuff]

He-lllo, everybody! Let me tell you about Homestuck...

John Egbert, Rose Lalonde

Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

Jade Harley, Dave Strider

They all play Sburb and end the world

Harlequin

Nanna, Bro

Mom, Dad

Youth roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum

Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro

Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

Frost and frogs, light and rain

Vagabond and Mendicant

Renegade, consorts and Denizens

Skaia, four-thirteen

Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit

Carapaces

Pogo Hammer, Sassacre

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Jasper's secret, Davesprite

Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend

Jack causes many people's ends

Black Queen, nak nak

Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew

H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?

Lil' Cal, babies

Ecto-biology

Apple juice, Pupa Pan

Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans

Doc Scratch, Snowman

I warned you 'bout those stairs, man

God Tiers, March drag

WHO EVEN IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Exploring with A-ra-di-a

Tavros, Sollux, Nep-e-ta

Ter-e-zi's nuts, Karkat's a crab

Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

Equius, Fe-fe-ri

Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eri-dan in half

And Vriska is a bad-ass

Shipping charts, sick fires

All the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, an-gels

All the lusii get culled

Faygo, recupercoons

Horrorterrors kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clowns

Mobius double reach around

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Matesprits, auspistice

Moirail and kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP

Dead Daves are the enemy

Green sun, Alpha-verse

Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

Uu, uu

Princely tights

Guy Fieri is the Antichrist

Captchalogue, modus

And Strife Specibus

Heir and Knight

Witch and Seer

Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious

Dreambubbles, shenanigans

All who die come back again

Tick, tock, break heads

Honk honk

Scary wolf heads

Cue balls, magic dogs

The universe

Is a frog

Felt mob and fairies

Lord Eng-lish killed Huss-ie

Troll cops, Thresh Prince

Don't screw with the Condesce

Scalemates, rap wars

Blowing up the Tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream

Echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code

This fandom's about to EXPLODE

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

And from now on

It will go on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

And on

You can't fight the Home-stuck

Though it's weird and random

It's the greatest fandom

You can't fight the Home-stuck

True, it's quite outrageous

But it's all contagious