#gaki no tsukai

[kinasin]

Gaki no Tsukai - Silent Library

[flowery-laser-blasts]

I like to imagine that every year, Duff Killigan, Monkey Fist and Drakken come together to compete with each other in a friendly competitive game (which involves non lethal weapons). The loser has to suffer through a penalty game a la Gaki no Tsukai's Batsu games.

Duff Killigan's penalty: Caddie. Killigan is forced to be the golfcaddie of Monkey Fist and Dr. Drakken. Both of them know how to play golf but purposefully make mistakes, make weird stances, use the wrong golfsticks and incorrect golfers lingo/terms. If Killigan starts swearing or loses his temper, they start all over again from the first hole.

Monkey Fist's penalty: Shakespeare. Monkey Fist has to teach at least one of his monkey ninjas to write a full page of Shakespearean literature. No mistakes. He has 48 hours to complete this task. If he fails to complete this punishment he gets a double punishment, meaning that Killigan and Drakken can use his mansion for a week. Neither Bates or the monkey ninjas can help with cleaning up the place.

Dr Drakken penalty: All-Dat and more. Drakken's punishment is to dress up as a member of team Possible spray paint his hair red and give himself freckles. Then he has to relive one of Kim and Ron's missions, but this time he has to stop the evil Dr. Drilligan and Dr. Dronkey Fist. Killigan and Monkey Fist raided his wardrobe and painted themselves blue and sharpie marked a unibrow on each other's faces. Drakken also has to fight Shego at the end of the punishment but she gives him a break/easy win because she laughs too hard at the idiocy of all of this (at first she had no interest but the duo paid her big time for this punishment). If he fails 'stopping the evil doctors from taking over the world' he has to go to Ron's house and give him a sincere, heartfelt apology for all the times he 'forgot' the boy's name. If Ron starts talking and blabbering around and maybe suggesting they should go hang out and rekindle over a platter of Mexican food, then Drakken has to oblige, no matter what.

The next competition game is decided by last year's loser and punishments changes each year.

[prfm-multiverse]

A new episode of Nazotoki! Himitsu no Shiho-san titled "National Museum of Science Specimen" will be broadcasted on June 2, 24:00 JST on NHK in 8K.

Mysterious creature over 6 meters long? A human skull, a mysterious animal in a bottle! Perfume, navigated by Naoki Tanaka, unravels the mysteries from selected specimens in the National Museum of Nature and Science's collection.

[jumpdriveproject]

A friend got an Ask about if, as a white person, they eat mayo sandwiches, and it reminded me of my favorite Mayo Eating Content

I love the idea that other people have to be taught how to eat mayonnaise on bread and somehow manage to fuck it up.

[jolikmc-thoughts]

[outofcontextowarai]

Absolutely Tasty - Mochi

[tinsin]

"They would find each other in any universe" but it's whatever Chono and Hosei have.

[cloevr]

Twin Peaks  (1990)

[oh-he-grows]

[hell0potato]

Available as stickers, magnets and more: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/150567753

[notanerrandboy]

Smiling out loud - Chapter 16

Chapter title: 5 + 1 times (T part I)

Summary: Five times Tanaka cries in front of Endô, and one time he doesn't. 

Characters: Tanaka, Endô

Word count: 531

Disclaimer: I’m only doing this for fun!

(Crossposted on AO3)

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The first time Tanaka cried in front of Endô he was sitting in front of the latter’s house, the sight of scraped knees making the other boy rush over and shout: “Are you okay?!”

Tanaka looked up in surprise, forgetting to be shy of his tear-streaked cheeks in the process, but the boy didn’t seem to notice as he immediately crouched and pulled Tanaka’s fingers away from the wound with such care that the already big lump in his throat grew tenfold.

“I’ll go inside to get band-aids, so stay here, okay? Don’t move!” The boy stood up and ran into the house, leaving Tanaka alone again. Now he was able to think a little clearer; he didn’t recognise the boy, but judging by the school uniform they attended the same school, which of course could mean anything but so far the boy had only been nice to him and it caused Tanaka to let out a relieved sigh.

He heard a door slam shut, and the boy was once again by his side, cotton and band-aid in his hands. He carefully cleaned the wound, making small talk as he did so as if situations like these weren’t anything unusual to him.

“How did this happen?”

“I- I just tripped on the curb, I wasn’t looking-“

“For how long have you been sitting here?”

“Only a couple of minutes, if you hadn’t come by I probably would’ve tried to get home…” Tears still trickled down his cheeks, if just a little slower. He was touched by the thoughtfulness this boy was showing him, despite not knowing him, and a smile found it’s way to his lips even as he clenched his teeth in pain.

“There!” The boy gave the band-aid he just put over the wound a light pat and stood up to wipe his brow with the sleeve of his uniform jacket. “My little brother trips a lot so I’d like to think I’ve gotten pretty good at doing this. Do you live far from here? Will you be alright on your own?”

Tanaka couldn’t help but giggle. “Uh, I live here. Just a little further down the road.” The giggle soon turned into laughter as he saw the confused expression forming on the boy’s face.

“Are you serious?”

“I’m serious.”

“But how could I have missed that? I’ve lived here for years!”

“So have I, maybe we leave for school at different times or something?” That had the boy rubbing his chin in thought.

“Now that you mention it, I tend to run late a lot…” The admission had them laughing together again, and then the boy reached out his hand to pull Tanaka up.

“Nice to meet you, I’m Endô Shôzô.”

“Tanaka Naoki, and it’s nice to meet you too.”

“So what do you say? Wanna go to school together tomorrow?” Tanaka smiled, the pain in his knee completely forgotten.

“Sure! See you tomorrow - and Endô?” His new friend had turned to leave, but stopped in his tracks to give him a curious look. “Thank you.”

A wide, toothy grin appeared on Endô’s face, one that Tanaka suddenly felt very happy about being able to see more often from now on.

“Don’t mention it.”

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[calmandjoyful]

[jumpdriveproject]

Possibly the masters of hiding how much they dont actually get along.

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[divorce]

[outofcontextowarai]

Absolutely Tasty - Tapioca

[tinsin]

Drawing specific men to practice drawing people in a different style.