#g o d this is the definition of oversharing but im too smitten to care

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Hello love 🖤

Can I request an a-z fluffy hc for Pietro?

lovie, OFC OFC!! thanks for requesting, hope you like it💌

SFW ALPHABET

pietro maximoff x implied female reader, 1.2k words

found lots of different templates, so I combined parts as wasn't sure

A = attractive (what do they find attractive about their partner?)

— physically: hands, hair, eyes, thighs

— mentally: how kind and considerate you are. your big, loving heart

B = baby (do they want a family? why/why not?)

im in 2 minds - either yes and have a tonne or none. thinking he likes the idea of some of the responsibility, so being an uncle is a good compromise. he probably only wants to spend time with just you, so a kid may get in the way (sorry) 

C = cuddle (how do they like to cuddle?)

on the sofa, huddled under blankets with you half lying on him. legs wrapped together kinda thing

D = dreams (how do they picture their future with their S/O?)

maybe lots of travelling, but eventually you'd both settle down somewhere quiet and grow old together

E = emotions (are they open with their emotions?)

I think he's mostly open with his feelings. not ashamed to cry at a movie. VERY open and vocal about his feelings for you

F = feelings (when did they know they’re in love?)

probably immediately/ after your first date. definitely when he realises how similar you are to him - ie when playing along with is humour

G = gratitude (how grateful are they in general? are they aware of what their S/O does for them?)

I think sometimes he can be a little oblivious, but that doesn't mean he's unappreciative!! he's very grateful for you, and how you love and care for him, just sometimes he doesn't particularly notice your sacrifices - like when you'd put his feelings first. but he's getting better at noticing and in turn showing his thanks

H = honesty (do they have secrets they hide from their S/O?)

I think he's mostly an open book, and probably overshares on many things - tells you gross stories you don't wanna hear and will tell you other people's secrets too. bit of a blabber mouth

I = injury (how would they react if you got hurt?)

would definitely wanna hurt the person that hurt you. but would also help patch you up if you hurt yourself. probs a bit overdramatic about something minuscule - all up in arms, acting like you lost a limb if you sliced your finger when chopping food

J = jealousy (do they get jealous? how do they deal with it)

yep very, but like the tan one, he knows that only he gets to have you, so that reassures him when he sees you get hit on. he def tries to make the other person jealous while they're chatting you up - would kiss you, or wrap an arm around you, maybe whispers something before walking you away

K = kiss (how do they kiss you? how do they like to be kissed?)

im thinking the chastest and most innocent of kisses are likely to turn into a full-fledged makeout. he's a very passionate guy, so he probs kisses like he's saying goodbye

L = love (who says ‘I love you’ first?)

him. him. pietro! probably way too soon, but he means it and didn't say it just because 

M = memory (what’s their favorite memory together?)

when he took you back home to sokovia to meet his family (and no, they didn't die, everyone is alive and well!) he saw you talk and mix yourself in his culture - like when you help his mum make a meal or play a game with his dad. the whole trip would be one of his most favourite memories

N = nickel (do they spoil? do they buy the person they love everything?)

yes! he tries to with what he can. it may not be extravagant, but it's thoughtful and special. (or maybe he borrows it from shops) he says when he gets rich and old, he'll buy you anything you want. makes these cute 'promises' about buying you a big house (even though may never afford it)

O = on cloud nine (what are they like when they’re in love? is it obvious to others? how do they express their feelings?)

SMITTEN! SMITTEN! SMITTEN!! completely and utterly smitten. it's very obvious and he isn't afraid to show it. he loves you and he wants everyone to know. like in elf, "im in love, im in love and I don't care who knows it"

P = pet names (what pet names do they use?)

any 'sokovian' terms of endearment - milovat/ draga. also thinking baby, but it's said lazily, so not baby, it's baby. the a gets pronounced like an e ??

Q = questions (what are the questions they’re always asking?)

he def asks lots of random questions. mostly 'would you rather' or 'if you had to pick one' - those kinda questions

R = rainy day (what do they like to do on a rainy day?)

def movies on the couch kinda day/ other homely activities. OR you guys go out into the rain and have a cute walk around

S = support (are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? do they believe in them?)

he's super supportive and very encouraging, even over tiny tiny things - like you send him a text saying that you did food shopping and he replies like you've just cured an illness, but he's not sarcastic about it (that often) he's just a hypeman, like a puppy in human form

T = talking (what do they like to talk about?)

anything and everything. def think he's the type to have verbal diarrhoea. blabbers on about things when you're trying to sleep, or make witty comments about things you see. often you have to kiss him to shut him up

U = understanding (how well do they know their partner? are they empathetic?)

super understanding and in tune with you. he wasn't always like that, but over time he's learnt and got better at it. very empathetic and sincere towards you

V = value (how important is the relationship to them? what is it worth in comparison to other things in their life?)

EXTREMELY!! you'd be the only special thing to him. he loves many other things, but not in the way he loves you

W = wedding (when, where, and how do they propose?)

I do think he can be a bit flashy, but would refrain from that for the wedding. he wants it to be a huge celebration with all of his and your family - like a huge party. would be spring/summertime. maybe somewhere exotic ??

X = XOXO (how affectionate are they? in public/in private)

BAHA very. very handsy, and big on pda!! not afraid to snog you in public, or hug you in a queue

so much more affectionate in private, my god. big physical touch kinda dude

Y = yearning (how well do they cope when they’re separated from their S/O?)

not good, not great, at all. texts you constantly, calls you whenever he can, video calls you at night - will have to stay on the phone as you get ready for bed. probs likes to stay on video call overnight just so he can feel close to you

Z = zeal (are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship?)

yes, absolutely. he hates to lose you, so if that means admitting his wrongdoings, he'll do that

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[the-golden-onion]

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on the professor situation it literally sounds like fanfic

GOD FUCJ DXKXXNBXNDBZNZNDHF

hhh. okay. OKAY. so like, I took one of his writing classes my first semester and each class was a three-hour lecture and I always sat in the front because I’m a nerd but also because he’s cute af. his SMILE oh lord he’s an amazing writer and is so wonderously eloquent in his lectures like how could I not get a crush on him??? he always goes off on these elaborate metaphors and gets super lost in the poetry sauce - god it’s amazing - and one day he stopped in the middle of one and said “I always know I’ve gone too far when Madeline looks at me like that” and i SCRVRNEJEJEJEH i still haven’t recovered

I took literally all of his classes even though none of them actually apply towards my major and tbh I would take them all again if I could

I’m 10000000000% his favorite student

most of the other people taking his classes were annoying gross dudes (I low-key despise male film students) and every time one of them said something particularly problematic/stupid my professor would roll his eyes and/or give me a look like “I know Madeline I know” before I blew up on them. he’s super intersectional feminist and always called those guys on their crap, if I didn’t do it first

it often felt like I was the only one in his class because of how often we would exchange looks silently judging those guys or referencing some inside joke, and I love to debate and was one of the most vocal students and I have absolutely zero guilt about dragging him into debates all the time - it was glorious. (the only student who talked more than i did was this idiotic asshat who wrote one of the most horrific lines i’ve ever read in my entire goddamn life: “save the commie pillowtalk for your waifu” god i could write a whole post about him but that wouldn’t be fair to humanity)

one day he told us that he also teaches a form of martial arts and we didn’t believe him because he’s like this sweet poetic nerd, so he did a demonstration (again let me remind you that I always say in the front of the class) and DAMN okay okay he really has it all I’m a goner for life

I would always get there early & stay after class and we would talk about writing/books/anything until one of us had to go. we love all the same books and movies & got into a lot of literary debates which is like the key to my mf HEART

I have several health issues and he always emailed me checking in & asking how I was doing, and god he writes the most beautiful emails, I stg he just breathes poetry - I have them all saved fjfkc. this past semester I asked him to write me a letter of recommendation for a scholarship and god like imagine having an excuse to ask the love of your life to write about how great you are

I can’t even describe how kind and compassionate and soft he is, not just to me but to all of his students

we got tea at this local market after I finished his last class and it wasn’t a date but to me it was go madeline GO! I had asked him if there was a time I could visit his office hours or something, but our schedules never matched up so he suggested tea instead. it was so nice to see him again & just chat. he complained about his current students and how much I would hate them, and I said I wished I could take his classes again he was like “You already know everything, there isn’t much more I could teach you” and I was like 😏

after that I looked up “how to date your professor” as a joke and then realized i had already done literally everything on the wiki how except actually date my professor fjfkck

we still keep in touch & like I’m convinced that this is going to happen one day