#fyi: “Luca” refers to the Last Universal Common Ancestor
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unholyglitch404 · 2 months ago
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Guard: "You're not authorized to be here."
Me: "Oh, don't worry. I'm actually related to the owner!"
Guard: "Uh-huh, right... Get out of here, kid."
Me, who understands evolution: "I'm serious! We're both related to Luca—!"
*I get kicked out and charged with trespassing*
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