#fuuuuuuck man 😭

[catastrophecrow64]

Oh fuck I gotta change my whole theme now....

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Also I've got the PPG movie soundtrack on while doing some laundry and tell me why I'm so ready to make a fucking video essay about how damn good this movie is because NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT DEAR GOD

[dreamings-free]

how is he even real….

[mieldelsol]

still can’t believe that darby dove into real glass last night

[wildoak-23]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!!!!!!!!!!!

erhem. consider. kristoph gavin with munchausen’s syndrome by proxy

klavier was routinely sickly as a child but nobody could ever figure out why. little did they know that kristoph was slipping minute amounts of household cleaning chemicals into his drinks for years - his earliest formative experiences covertly poisoning somebody.

it takes years for the amounts to accumulate enough to manifest in symptoms but luckily the lasting effects for klavier are minimal. he gets a malignant tumor excised from his stomach then goes to europe to study the next year because his parents believe the clean air over there will be good for him. klavier improves enormously but no one puts two and two together that it’s because he’s separated from kristoph for the first time. but, there is more to be discovered…

if you’re not familiar with the whole munchausen’s syndrome by proxy premise, it is a psychological disorder that causes sufferers to insist that their chosen victim is severely ill (which, they’re not). it usually also involves convincing medical personnel to perform unnecessary procedures and most times, the sufferer is the one making the victim sick.

anyways so time goes on and eventually kristoph finds a new victim in his employee, apollo. apollo is confused as to why he starts having all these weird symptoms like throwing up, feeling shaky and numb, odd fevers that come and go. but he never makes the connection to his boss.

Keep reading

[satanslittleb0y]

𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚔 𝙼𝚊𝚗♡

Warning: Praise k!nk,stroking,gagging,m!lking,chocking,riding,pet names,teasing

Pairing: sub!Milk man x dom!FemReader

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“W-wait honey slow down!” Francis says on a moan as you bob your head in a quick motion gripping his thighs. You slide your touch around his shaft as he moans and puts his hands on the back of your head gripping your hair in his thick fingers. “Fuuuuuuuck baby~” he says with a smile throwing his head on the couch trying to keep himself from bucking his hips up into your mouth

You let out a small giggle as you bon your head faster you knew it wouldn’t be much longer until he cums into your mouth so you keep bobbing your head deepthroating his long cock letting out small gags

“I’m gonna c-cum shit!” Francis moans out gripping your hair tightly in his fingers before he releases into your moan his warm cum filling your mouth more and more forcing you to swallow before you lick him clean before you get into his lap “good boy~” you whisper in his ear as he lets out pants and hums “wanna go for round two good boy?” You ask in a teasing tone and he nods his head leaning his head back up and looking at you with a smirk.

You slip off your shorts revealing your soft pink panties “you wanna take them off for me?~” you ask in a soft teasing tone rocking your hips back and forth as you stand in front of him “of course I do” he replies wrapping two fingers around the waistband of your panties line and tugging your panties down revealing your sweet pussy to him “lick” you command putting your hand on his head with a smirk

He leans forward as your spread your legs for him and he licks a stripe up your pussy your taste is intoxicating to him “you taste so good~” he whispers holding your hips as you let out a small shaky sigh with a smile as you push him back and take off your shirt climbing into his lap and you roll your hips his hard cock swiping your wet pussy “I wanna hear how much you want my pretty cunt” you whisper in his ear your hand wrapping around his throat choking him

“P-please baby pleasepleaseplease I need it I want to feel your wall’s squeeze around me” he whispers back a blush creeping across his cheeks before you slide his hard cock into your cunt with a loud moan “fuuuuuuck” you whimper out and Francis grips your hips as you start to bounce up and down his thick hard cock thrusting in and out of your gummy walls

“Fuck fuck fuck” you whimper squeezing Francis’s neck as he bucks his hips hitting your g-spot and your hands go from his neck to his shoulders squeezing them tightly as you moan out bouncing up and down on his cock

“Fuck I’m gonna cum ohhh ah” you moan out bouncing up and down faster as Francis squeezes your hips “me too baby..fuck I’m gonna cum too!” He whimpers feeling your gummy walls squeezing his shaft “oh yeah squeeze me like that” he whimpers thrusting his hips up before he cums into you coating your walls with his warm cum

“Hmm good boy” you hum kissing his head before I get off of him and cuddle up next to him smiling as he wraps his arms around you “I love you so much” he speaks softly stroking your hair “I love you too” you speak with a smile thinking about all the thinks you could do with his cum

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Been a few days hi guys💕I hope y’all enjoyed this smut I’m bad at making these but it’s okay bc I’m working on it😭they are a bit short I don’t have the patience to write a long one though if it’s not short I’ll get distracted having ADHD isn’t fun I’m also on a road trip :)

[sparks-polls]

The results of round 1 are in!

We have mainly concluded that nobody's having fun.

this is it #this poll is finally going to end me #we're starting with a 'would you rather shoot your grandma or your dog' kind of choice #fffffaaaaacckkkkk #TWO BAD BITCHES STAND BEFORE YOU #this is devastating truly #OH FUCK NO #THIS IS THE HARDEST ONE YET OH MY GODD #CRUEL #I voted but this was brutal #i am very sad about this matchup #WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA #THIS ONE IS EVIL #aw come on #THIS IS TORTUREEEE #you can't #noooooo i love both of these songs so much #why oh why #ah shit. #oh NO!! #ah damn #this one is MEAN #ouchhhhh #cries #ooooh fuck. #this is so sad #oofffff #this hurts 😭 #oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #😭😭😭😭😭😭 #noooooo #😭 #wtf why #oh bloody hell #YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME #oh I see we are choosing violence #aw man #this isnt fair #oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no #someone please tell me which is winning so I can vote for the underdog #seething at these being pit against each other #how very DARE #asdlkjfldsafsdag #I DON'T WANT TO. #I DON'T WANT TO AHGGHGH #HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH #YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME (VOL 2) #grrrrrr #I'm growling at this poll #how can I choose 😫 #okay well this one was difficult for ME. leave me alone #ahhhhhh #this is evil #noooooooooooooooo #aughhhhhhh #akhf;ldsfdsaf #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #shit. #this is literally impossible. #this is just hurtful #this is not funny #ffs #STOP THIS IS TORTURE #damn this is difficult #ooooooofffffff #ouch #my vote's gonna haunt me #maybe i'll come back to vote when i'm done sobbing #today we are suffering #damn you and damn this poll. DAMN I SAY #THIS POLL IS AN ATTACK DIRECTED AT ME SPECIFICALLY #PAIN!!!!!!! #oh no. #this is really hard #no no no no no no no #oh fuuuuuuck #noooooo #I #I'm very surprised and that's rare… #oh no #aa ouch #:o #oh no oh no #afhjdfh tough #my day is ruined now thanks #awful pairing 0 out of 10 very painful do not recommend #I can’t believe it #this is cruel #i am so shaken by this #first poll where i actually can't bring myself to vote for either option. painnnnnnn #this one is just cruel though #oh no another difficult one #ooffffffffff #HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 😭 #oh. oh no can I have both 🥲 #oof here we go again. what the actual hell #oohohhhh shittt#this is impossible 😭😭😭 #This is truly the cruelest choice for me personally. #why would you do this to us? #i give up

Anywho. 32 songs are still in the running so let's do all of this again! :) The polls for round 2 start dropping tomorrow.

The songs that have been ruthlessly eliminated: High C, Fletcher Honorama, (No More) Mr. Nice Guys, The Louvre, Hasta Mañana, Monsieur, Talent Is An Asset, Hospitality On Parade, Get In The Swing, Under The Table With Her, Pineapple, Looks, Looks, Looks, Big Boy, I Want To Be Like Everybody Else, I Bought The Mississippi River, Occupation, I’m Not, Forever Young, La Dolce Vita, My Other Voice, Stereo, The Greatest Show On Earth, Where’s My Girl, Upstairs, I Married A Martian, Wacky Woman, Popularity, Please, Baby, Please, I Wish I Looked A Little Better, Dance Godammit, With All My Might, Rosebud, Love-O-Rama, The Toughest Girl In Town, Let’s Make Love, Let’s Go Surfing, Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat [Plagiarism, Amateur Hour (feat. Erasure), Propaganda [Plagiarism], The No. 1 Song In Heaven (with Jimmy Somerville), More Than A Sex Machine, Scheherazade, Aeroflot, The Calm Before The Storm, (Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country, Waterproof, I Can't Believe That You Would Fall For All The Crap In This Song, Likeable, Limo Driver (Welcome To Hollywood), The Studio Commissary, "We've Got To Turn Him 'Round", Garbo Sings, Sherlock Holmes [THOM live version], The Number One Song In Heaven [THOM live version], Collaborations Don't Work, Life With The Macbeths, All That, Lawnmower, Stravinsky's Only Hit, Left Out In The Cold, Self-Effacing, Nothing Is As Good As They Say It Is, Escalator, The Mona Lisa's Packing, Leaving Late Tonight, You Were Meant For Me.

The songs that are still in the running: Slowboat, Girl From Germany, Beaver O'Lindy, Moon Over Kentucky, Amateur Hour, Falling In Love With Myself Again, Here In Heaven, At Home, At Work, At Play, Don't Leave Me Alone With Her, Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth, Something For The Girl With Everything, Achoo, In The Future, Everybody’s Stupid, I Like Girls, Goofing Off, Those Mysteries, Tryouts For The Human Race, The Number One Song In Heaven, When I’m With You, Tips For Teens, Funny Face, Angst In My Pants, Sherlock Holmes, Moustache, The Decline And Fall Of Me, Eaten By The Monster Of Love, All You Ever Think About Is Sex, Pulling Rabbits Out Of A Hat, Pretending To Be Drunk, Progess, A Song That Sings Itself, Music That You Can Dance To, Change, So Important, When Do I Get To Sing "My Way", (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing, Now That I Own The BBC, Never Turn Your Back One Mother Earth [Plagiarism], Balls, The Rhythm Thief, Ride 'Em Cowboy, My Baby's Taking Me Home, Suburban Homeboy, Dick Around, Rock, Rock, Rock, As I Sit Down To Play The Organ At The Notre Dame Cathedral, Good Morning, I've Never Been High, (She Got Me) Pregnant, "Mr. Bergman, How Are You?", Two Hands One Mouth [THOM live version], Johnny Delusional, Police Encounters, So Desu Ne, Missionary Position, Edith Piaf (Said It Better Than Me), What The Hell Is It This Time?, I Wish You Were Fun, Onomato Pia, The Existential Threat, Veronica Lake, Take Me For A Ride, It Doesn't Have To Be That Way. (Congratulations to Propaganda, Angst In My Pants and Lil' Beethoven for not losing a single song in this round!)

[secretkittydreamland]

Hayyyyyyden FUUUUUUCK😩😩. THAT MAN IS SUUUUPER FINE I CAN'T 🥵🥵🥵. I want him sooo bad😭😩

[amanita-muscaria-things]

Libby Reads Trials of Apollo: The Tyrant's Tomb

~spoilers under the cut~

Apollo calling Jason his half brother hurts. Hurts hurts hurts

Not the monster here to eat Jason's body

Don the Faun. Love it

My heart tears every time they mention Jason in the coffin

Hazel?! HAZEL!!!!

Meg Peg

Godddd just get Jason to his funeral this poor boy

Hazel sobbing over Jason's coffin is beyond painful wtf

My boy FRANK LET'S GOOOOOOO

Reyna my sovereign

Meg going to feed unicorns omg like let's go my traumatized baby

The biggest loss of life in New Rome was the civilians? What Percy and Annabeth would (probably) be when they go to college there?

I am living for Tyson and Ella omg

How did I forget about Frank's stick thing? (Screw Hera)

Jason's funeral hurts

Honestly not loving Lupa here

Why am I worried about Ella dying??

"I don't think I could handle a world with no Apollo in it."

Frank and Hazel are so freaking cute omg

Um wtf with the death mask thing

Tarquin is literally a skeleton lmao

More Lester/Apollo whump

Another party split *sigh*

Sorry did I hear that the Legion plays Fortnite?

Meg being worried about Lester/Apollo is adorable

Crest mention 😭😭

Wait the dead from Camp Jupiter are going to return as zombies? ...oh gods not him

"I know what rhetorical means."

This whole car scene with Lester/Apollo, Reyna, and Meg (and the dogs) is so wonderfully awkward

"I love you like a sister." Oh thank god Rick wasn't trying to pair them together

Apollo really was garbage (aside from helping to create the ravens we know today that was rad)

Lester/Apollo shitting on Ed Sheeran's The A Team for not being more appropriately titled had clearly forgotten about Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal

Why can't I think of any Ptolemaic gods ?!?

Harpocrates ??

"Never underestimate the power of thousands of human minds all believing the same thing."

Aww the sybil and Harpocrates care about each other

"You keep adding to the Good Things column."

The First Law of Percy Jackson 😂

Loving the Strong Women with a Plan vs Clueless Man dichotomy

"See you on the other side." Uh Frank? That sounds too close to the First Law of Percy Jackson

They cut the wings off of the pegasi? They better hope Meg doesn't find out

Not Jason's name coming out of Caligula's mouth

Oh thank god Frank's praetor's cloak works

WAIT NO

Fuuuuuuck Caligula

We love angry, scary Hazel

Screw Tarquin

Oh shit is Diana here ???

Ohhhhh god Thalia is here

FRANK?!

RIP Don the Faun

"Jason was my brother." FUCK

Oh shiiiii Reyna joined The Hunt!

Come on Hazel is the right choice for Praetor

[universalhoneycakes]

I FORGOT MY DRAWING PEN AT MY MOM'S FUUUUUUCK

Man that's bc I was gonna draw another Lucky thing 😭😭

Oh well, maybe this would allow me to actually work on the stuff for the fic I wanna post eventually

I've actually been meaning to do a poll for it, but didn't really know if people were interested enough?

A LOT of stuff is still in concept because I want to make a timeline of events first before doing anything.

I'll be honest, I don't know much about X-Men. I've only seen some of the movies, and have only recently started reading the comics(out of order mind you). Luckily, the fic isn't going to focus too much on the X-Men stuff. At least not in the beginning, only when and probably after Lucky gets reunited with Kurt and the other Bamfs, does some of that get intertwined.

Any action stuff is mainly going to revolve around the magical girl based system/ kinda secret society thing I made for it? That too is still in the workshop.

Now I want to make it a reader-insert(also maybe a kinda slow burn Kurt/Reader type [Reader and Kurt are adults just to make that clear.]bc I need to see more of those) as I've been wanting to do one of those for a while, but just have never been able to be in the right state to type stuff down.

This post is already getting waaaay too long with my rambling, so I'll just explain what I wanted to make a poll about

For Reader, I kinda wanted to keep them vague for everyone

As I do want this to be gender neutral

But given that this is in the X-Men universe

I was wondering if I should make Reader a mutant or not?

And if a Mutant, what kind?

I'll ask the first question, and we'll go from there

I'll leave it up for a bit

[autistic-crypt1d]

X-Files Live Blogging:

Season 3

Wow ok this is getting intense!!

S1, S2

Updates:

- The Blessing Way

- aw man :(

- where is Mulder???

- this is so sad 😭

- Mulder???

- the chip has gotta be from her abduction right?

- the people helping Mulder are so sweet 😭

- ok so he's super selfish but if his warning keeps Dana safe I do not care

- I'M SO ANXIOUS RIGHT NOW

- NO!!!

- I'M SO STRESSED AHHH

- Paper Clip

- please be Mulder at the door, it would be so funny if he came home and found Scully and Skinner holding each other at gun point as they both find out he's alive

- the baby Buffalo is so cute omfg

- IT IS

- oh shit she's alive!

- Mulder in Tims is peak

- "with a crowbar and a small nuclear device I think I could get into one of these" XD

- the files in the mine thing is so cool and spooky oml

- ah yes ditch your partner in a dark creepy mine Mulder

- WHAT IS THATTTT

- WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!

- oh hell

- ok but what the actual fuck was skittering around down in the mines?!?!?!

- way to go Skinner, coming in clutch

- I love Albert

- GET EM SKINNER

- oh no, please don't kill him

- he's ok right?? He's just knocked out right??

- YEESH

- ok good he's ok

- LET'S GO ALBERT AND SKINNER

- aw man :(

- the hug 😭

- D.P.O.

- Jack Black?!?!?!

- huh??

- HUH?!?!?!

- Colonel Makepeace!

- yeesh, r-slur used

- man fuck this sheriff

- bro really just killed his only friend

- YEESH

- Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

- omfg this dude is so hard to watch

- GOES FOR THE BELIEVER BETWEEN THE DUO

- "Mulder I can't take you anywhere" XD

- PFFFFFT

- "mister, you really need to work on your closing technique" BRUH

- so this guy is a real psycic then

- this poor guy, he's so funny though

- this guy is so fucking funny help XD

- "alright, so how do I die?" "You don't" HUH?!?!?

- gross!!

- UH OH

- WHY DID YOU OPEN THE DOOR

- :(

- The List

- oh no, oh this is horrifying

- spooky

- poor Scully :(

- why did she swear unprompted that she would never be with anyone else ever if she was already with someone?

- they placed an AD to find an executioner?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?!

- GROSSSSSS

- weirdly open ended ending there

- 2Shy

- WHAT THE FUCK

- why does this show have to be so gross 😭

- wow, what a misogynistic idiot

- "I'm not beingsexist, I'm just being honest", YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY BEING THE DEFINITION OF SEXIST MY GUY

- Oh! Gross!

- uh this roommate or sister or whoever is being super sketchy rn

- y'all these women aren't even big!! Being overweight is morally neutral, but these women are like midsized, MAYBE slightly over. I couldn't even tell the first woman was even supposed to be overweight

- "Okay it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me. It's just a theory," PFFFFFT

- these poor women :(

- girl you are not seriously breaking into his apartment to leave your damn poems

- she's alive!!!

- GET HIM MULDER

- UH OH

- GET HIM SCULLY!!!

- LET'S GO ELLEN!!!!

- The Walk

- ghost?

- ah hell I hate scary pool scenes

- get out of the pool pleaseeeeee

- :(

- Oubliette

- Jennifer Keller?!?!?!

- ah hell is he a pedo

- I'M UNCOMFY

- yes, yes he is a pedo

- RUN GIRL RUN

- fuck

- they're gonna be able to save Amy but not Lucy aren't they

- SHE DIES?!?!

- oh thank god 😭

- :(

- Nisei

- what is thaaaaaat

- oh alien!

- UH, WHAT?!

- "I'll wait" runs off immediately

- PFFFT Mulder leaping into the water with that big ass coat is so funny

- Oh?!

- MULDER'S STEALTH RUN HELP

- Skinner, why are you always creeping in the dark

- I'm sorry but Mulder has the silliest run I've ever seen

- DAMN IT MULDER

- oh what the fuuuuuuck

- I don't trust the conductor guy

- awww does he have a crush on Scully?

- so was it the alien people that were down in the archive mines?

- this is so sad, the way these people have been treated :(

- is she not gonna comment on the fact the people in the pit look like aliens???

- oh shit I was super wrong the conductor rules

- ok well he tried

- Mulder is always almost dying istg

- Revelations

- what the fuuuuuck

- Mulder, eew

- why is this teacher bullying a child

- why do I recognize him

- OMFG IT'S BENNET FROM DR. ODYSSEY, I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE HE'S IN

- Mulder is being really unfair rn. He asks her to believe in the fantastical every day but is dismissing her constantly here

- YUCK

- way to go Scully!!!

- Scully doubting herself because Mulder, the most important person to her is doubting her hurts my heart

- War of the Coprophages

- NOPE, SKIPPING

- Syzygy

- trying to type that title took more times than I care to admit

- Ryan Reynolds?!

- are they seriously trying to get laid right now?!?!

- oh!

- where exactly are they getting all these babies they're taking about

- man these two are SASSY today!

- bro that's literally an animal skull what the fuck are they on about

- SEE

- what the fuck is he putting in the vodka

- hello?!?!?! What is that?!?!

- Scully smokes?!?!

- dude what is up with them this episode!!

- she's gonna walk in on them isn't she

- oh nvm

- oh?

- YUP THERE IT IS

- oh my god 😂

- PFFFFT NOT THEM SHOVING THEM INTO A ROOM TOGETHER

- "shut up Mulder" "sure. Fine. Whatever." Bruh

- Grotesque

- bro is giving me the creeps majorly rn

- Peter why did you park in an alleyyyyyyy

- is that dude gonna turn into one now that he's been bit? Like a werewolf thing?

- I feel like I recognize the dude in the glasses

- kitty!

- oh creepy!

- oooooh he's that dude from that 70's show and that one dude from Psych!

- uuuuuuuuuuh wtf

- Mulder? Buddy? You ok?

- it's totally the detective that got bit

- oh I guess not

- is Mulder really the murderer?!?!

- ooooh ok no it's Peterson

- Piper Maru

- freakyyy

- oh ow

- oh man the way her shoulders and expression drops when Mulder says he found something interesting, OUCHIE

- OUCHIEEEEE

- this episode is gonna be just full of pain isn't it

- soooo the friend of Scully's father knows more than he's saying right?

- is she following Mulder or the woman?

- I love Skinner

- Krycek?!?!

- BRO SKINNER CANNOT DIE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

- YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE MF

- uh oh

- Apocrypha

- there's no way that shit in the coffee shop wasn't a set up

- Mulder?!?!

- wow they really just slapped cancer guys voice over that younger actors

- so that's gotta be Mulder's father then yeah?

- I KNEW IT

- oh crap

- GET EM ALIEN KRYCEK

- PFFFFT NOT THE CONSPIRACY GUYS ICE SKATING

- oh shit they got the tape!! Nice work boys

- crap

- WHAT DOES IT WANTTTTT

- pfffft the conspiracy guys taking high tech while Mulder accomplishes the task with a pencil

- that lab guy is so smitten with Scully it's so cute

- HURRY SCULLY

- thank gooood

- something bad is about to happen isn't it

- GET HIM SCULLY

- don't believe a word he says!

- what the fuuuuuuuuck

- yay Skinner!!!

- wait, those guys are from Stargate aren't they??

- yeah Pusher is Major Samuels and the other guy plays Connors! That's the second time Connors guy has been in this show

- GRAB IT FROM HIM WTF

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU GRAB IT

- "he put the wammy on him!" "Please explain to me the scientific nature of the wammy" PFFFFT

- "I'm just looking for an explanation a little more mundane than the wammy!" BRUH I CAN'T

- Teso Dos Bichos

- Maybourne?!?! AGAIN?!?!?

- honestly deserved, that's what ya get for stealing from other cultures

- yuck

- yuck pt 2

- yeesh that's a lot of blood

- kitty!

- oh many kitties

- HEY NOW LEAVE HER ALONE

- Scully's face :(

- WOW THAT IS A HORRIFYING CAT FACE OML

- Hell Money

- the Chinese detective is pretty

- wow Scully, I really expected better from you

- no please don't hurt him :(

- oh hey it's the lady who plays the engineer on the Deadalus who works with Hermiad in Stagate!!

- I'm actually really sad he died

- Jose Chung from Outer Space

- why is bro professing his love on the first dateeeee

- EEW I really do not like its face

- claymation?! What tf is happening

- the artist guy's voice sounds familiar

- "I'm a republican" PFFFFT

- THE FUCKING KNEE SLAM

- y'all this episode is hilarious

- Avatar

- SAM?!?!??!

- AHHHHH SAMANTHA CARTER AND CAULDWELL ARE FUCKING I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

- SHE'S DEAD?!?!??!

- interesting

- Quagmire

- PREACH

- the dog XD

- oh hey it's that one dude from the first episode of SG-1 that Leneya is in!

- ew worm closeup

- ah yes, trapes through the swampy ass woods at night alone, that can only end well

- what the fuck kind of name is Queequeg

- bro I'm loosing it at Scully yelling this dogs name

- OOP HE DEAD

- oh fuuuuck

- "I'm still tempted to fire" XD

- cuddle for warmth scene? 👀

- "Scully are you coming onto me?" PFFFFT

- damn no cuddling for warmth scene

- I recognize the doctor and the sheriff from some other stuff

- AN ALLIGATOR?! SERIOUSLY??

- NESSIE?!?!?! YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME

- Wetwired

- UHHHHHH

- she's hallucinating isn't she

- oh shit Scully's off the deep end this time!

- my heart 😭

- oooooooo so the doctor was working with cancer man and that's who she saw meeting with him in the parking lot!!

- Talitha Cumi

- wtf

- isn't that Mulder's mom?

- uhhhh boy you better get your nasty cigarette smoking ass away from her

- UHHHHH DID THEY HAVE AN AFFAIR???? EEW

- wtf did they do to him?

- poor Mulder :(

- isn't that the brain stabby thing that one alien assassin had?

- so he's still captured? Who went to the office then?

- wtf are they talking about rn

- HE'S A SHAPE SHIFTER??

- wait so that tool is the only way to kill him? I thought all you had to do it pierce the brain through a certain spot

- WHY ARE THERE 2 OF HIM WHAT TF IS GOING ON

- oh boy the alien assassin is back

- not his mom too 😭

- ooooh ok I guess you really do have to use that specific thing then

- THAT'S NOT JEREMIAH SCULLY DO NOT LET THAT MF I'M

- wait is it? I don't know anymore my brain hurts

- A TWO PARTER??!?!?

Season 4

[bimbo-travel-blog]

*Almost-orgasmic, musky himbull hugs and snugs!*

Moooooooooooooooooooo!

Ahm soooooooooo sorry fer causing any hurt feelin's! Ah may be firm in all tha right places, but mah heart is still soft, ahn ah really cain't apologize enuff! So ah bought some "EZ Burst" shorts an' wore a couple pairs tew bed! Ah dropped 'em off before sendin' this, so unless some naughty dummy is hoggin' 'em fer 'erself, there should be enuff to share! Ahn thank yew for so many kind werds, yer moooooooooooooooooooos is lyke mooooosic tah me! Hehe~

The moooooooooooooooosis says hi! She really likes yew, an' she wants tew know if she can do anythang to get yew off, whateva an' wheneva! Says "it's only fair since yew helped her get so big an' dumb an' happy!" She's already massive, an' the pregnancy ain't makin' 'er any smaller! Soon we'll have tew choose if she's stayin' at tha farm or tha house full time, but fer now she's still squirtin' an' squeezin' me dry every day~

Ah'll keep yew lovely ladies in mind when it comes tew testing recipes, an' if yew have any ideas for how yew'd wanna grow after, lemme know! Ahm shure ah could make tweaks 🩷

Ahn good luck tew tha ex-intern! Ah'll stop by when ah can an' rub yer face right in raw an' let yew huff it right from the source, donchu worry~

Bambi Bless all yew Good Girls! 💖

Ah ladies, we just do not deserve men!

Thems were yer shorts we all found on our desk this morning. Mister yer like ah dirty birdy Santa Claus. Four reel, all us chubby bimbos came squealing into the office this mornin’ when we saw them crusty drawers waiting for us. I mean like no nooooo business gettin’ done today fr fr. We’s just sitting around all Daisy changed, huffing these here good shorts, n’ gigglin’ n’ shit.

Haha like what?

Straight up stone on ball sweat dude.

Nooooo bitch get yer own!

Srry Linda-Em Smack-Ma-Tits done tried ta snatch these shorts right out of my hands. 😭😭😭😭😭 sooo not kewl.

Oh now she’s pouting in the corner. That’s right bitch i’s social medizing about you!

Hehe gosh, I’m such a dumb slut.

Wut?

Dang dude, why yew send in’ so many werds? It’s Christmas! Don’t make me weeeerk.

🥺

Fuuuuuck. 🙄

Soooo happy about your big bouncing bimbo baby, gettin preggy. So hot so Bambi, so like, fuuuuuuck I cain’t do this written shit today. Imma just be a dumb moo cow for you bby. Kk?

Moooooooooo mooooooooo. Moo!

Hehe dumb! Man I just want to rub my sweater melons against yer wife’s mommy Milkers. Hehe real talk, gettin’ us all lubed up for somethin’ to slide between us. Hehehe, lol like whateverrrrr.

Moooooooo!

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Vetrix, Nistro and Akiza for the ask game if thats okay?

VETRIX 🎭🤪

Why I like them/why I don’t: goddd Vetrix is really like. i like him a lot even though i dont talk much about him these days. he truly has one of the Most viscerally unsettling things that's been done to a yugioh character happen to him imo. if i think too hard about him I start feeling sick. Getting your whole body warped by alien demon forces effectively turning you back into a 9 year old AND deep-frying your brain AND half your face is A Fucking Void AND you remember everything before. you remember your kids. youre younger than your kids now. jesus fucking christ. byron arclight. good fucking god.

What I like about their appearance: the Half Green Void Face goes fucking crazy hard. i also really like his little braid :^)

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? i do kinda prefer Vetrix I think.... Tron is Fine but Vetrix is so weird and disjointed and alien sounding it really drives home just like. this guys whole physical and mental form is fuuuuuucked. byron's fuckin gone, man.

OTP i dont have one. he is in a child's body for all intents and purposes. 👍

NOTP HE IS IN A CHILD'S BODY FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES SO I GOTTA SAY I DONT FEEL GREAT SHIPPING HIM WITH GROWN ASS CHARACTERS. IDK.

OT3 SEE ABOVE.

Favourite card they use: Heraldic King Genom-Heritage is so fucking cool.....weirdass mimic DNA monster.....

Favourite moment they were in: "i guess im just a bad dad! 🤪" like his WDC finals duels against kite and yuma go fucking crazy. he's just being a little manipulative unrepentant asshole and his dub voice acting is going crazy. it fuckin rules!!!

Least favourite moment: it was fucked up when he was doing fucking rituals on Hart in that church basement. leave that kid alone!!!!

Something I associate with them: dripping and melting, especially in the face....

NISTRO!!!!!!!! 💪⚔

Why I like them/why I don’t: NISTRO ONE OF MY PEAK NICHEFAVS his design is just so 'guy I woulda designed as an OC'. I love his attitude and his dub voice (he shares a VA with primo!!! <3) His bond with Dextra is so sweet AND SO IS HIS GENUINE FONDNESS FOR YUMA ;__; GUY WHO CARES ABOUT THIS 13 YEAR OLD NOW. i just love yugioh guys who are jacked and gigantic and then also good with kids it hits every time.

What I like about their appearance: IT KICKS SO MUCH ASS. PEAK DANA DESIGN SENSIBILITIES. HIS HAIR AND EYEBROWS AND DUEL DISK RULE

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?: i do think i prefer nistro leaps and bonds over gauche sorry.... (tho i do love that they preserved the left/right name themeing for nistro and dextra in both versions!!)

OTP: i dont really romantic ship him with anybody tbh. platonic life partners surrogate siblings nistro and dextra or gtfo really

NOTP: idk???? nistro/kite??!? actually that ones just funny

OT3: nistro and dextra and kite friendship trio forged in mr. heartland's fucked up torture chambers. hey wtf was going on with that.

Favourite card they use: EXCALIBER IS COOL BUT i really like his Bounzer deck he used under Mr. Heartland i think it's extremely funny. i love when yugioh monsters are just Buff Furries. Hammer Bounzer is so fuckin crazy looking.

Favourite moment they were in: his WDC duel with yuma is so fucking good and such a gorgeous episode but i gotta give it to the Spartan City duel when Alito was mind controlling him and fucking killing and reviving him over and over. absolutely insane never before seen levels of danabait going on in that duel what the fuck

Least favourite moment: i dont even know if i can think of one?!? i like him so much it's always a treat to see him...

Something I associate with them: INCINEROAR. HE MIGHT AS WELL BE AN INCINEROAR GIJINKA

AKIZAAAAA 🌹🏍

Why I like them/why I don’t: SHES SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER WITH SUCH A COOL DECK AND IT'S BEEN SAID TO DEATH BUT WHY DID THEY DO THAT TO HERRRRR she couldve been SO cool in season 2 😭 she IS cool on the ark cradle!!! just wish she was GIVEN STUFF TO DO!!! WISH SHE GOT TO KEEP HER POWERS. AAUUGHH

What I like about their appearance: she has suchhh a gorgeous and solid design, i love her color palette and her hair and her OUTFIT. I LOVE YOU GOTHISH YUGIOH WOMEN

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? I LIKE BOTH AND USE 'EM INTERCHANGEABLY i think it's soo so charming when 5ds fics with the dub names have akiza use 'aki' as a nickname...

OTP: roseknight is so fucking good i want her and sherry to make out sloppy style. (yusei/aki and crow/aki also very sweet)

NOTP: GET SAYER AWAY FROM HER RIGHT NOWWWWWW

OT3: do kind of fuck with aki/crow/sherry lesbian polycule tbqh

Favourite card they use: BLACK ROSE DRAGONNNN god. one of the absolute coolest ace monsters (and thats stiff competition in 5ds especially!!) and leaps and bounds probably the coolest Main Yugioh Girl ace monster to me. i love this fucked up noodle-necked scary plant dragon so much. blows a kiss to my BRD figure.

Favourite moment they were in: i need to rewatch the dark signers arc cuz her duel with misty in the mirror maze goes fucking hard as hell. also when she summons BRD to save her and crow and sherry on the Ark Cradle!!! And it's like IMPLIED HER POWERS CAME BACK FOR THAT!??! ELABORATE MORE RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY.

Least favourite moment: they really made her crash her bike and lose her psychic powers and it sucked ass. LET HER BE A GODDAMN PSYCHIC TURBO DUELIST!!! also her suddenly like 'im gonna be a doctor ^_^' right at the end. not my favorite narrative choice. idk

Something I associate with them: Home Depot Garden Center <3

[dwtdog]

I THINK IT WAS THE DNF FIC. it was like one of them was a computer repair man and the other one called them and somehow it ended in them talking about dnf fucking

fuuuuuuck 😭 what the hell was goig onnnn

[thewickerking]

IVE LITERALLY THOUGHT OF THREE DIFFERENT PLACES AFTER RBING THAT POLL. well my memory now matches my answer 💀 but I forgor abt a few of my moms friends . HOLY FUCK WAIT I DIDNT COUNT THE GREEN HOUSE???????? (not a greenhouse. Just a house that is green) fuuuuuuck we drive by there sometimes... thats the place that the cops kicked us out of and made us homeless again when we tried to report a former roommate stealing my moms bfs brand new $1000+ laptop in like. 2010 or whatever. man. how could i forget that 😭😭😭

[tmwcs]

hii and welcome to another episode of nik and rei’s talk shows….anyways

DUDE my boy heeseung is BOLD AFFF right from the start when he put his hand on her kneecap like …. last chapter it was heejeong and now my boy heeseung here is the one getting bold af and advancing with his moves hmmm mkay

“What do you want? Baby….sis?” that pause between baby and sis BRUV I KNEW IT bet he wanted to take off that sis in his sentence sooo bad I swear

“Night sweet thing.” HEE YOU BETTER STOP IT WITH THESE GODDAMN NICKNAMES-

also can I just say the way you described what we were wearing for the wedding oml 😌 got me feelin like a princess and shi 🤭 ANW

that inserted pic of heejeong with his handsome ass blonde hair and heeseung with mfing black hair TF REI DO YOU WANT ME TO HYPERVENTILATE?? GODDDD

“You would look so pretty in a wedding dress.” …..mhm okay respectfully back off 😊✋ propose first will ya? we’re five chapters in and heebros are already thinking abt marrying us REIII BIATCHH

also…KURT ahhh my mannn he seems like a sweet and cute boy good job reina

“are you two dating?” to which you nodded. WHOAA OKAY WE’RE MOVING FAAAASSSSTTTT

“Hi there, I’m Kurt.” oh shit bro 😭😭😭

I can feel the intense tension and heat in that scene oh my days sorry kurt

“Wow, twins huh? My cousin just gave birth to twins.” our innocent kurt…prayin for you 🙏🏻🙏🏻

also UHM FIRST KISS IN THE CAR SHIITT WE GETTIN SOME ACTION 😮‍💨😮‍💨

reina this end part…..

HOLYYY GODDAMNN SHIT THAT ENDING PART HEESEUNG YOU ARE FUCKINNN BOLDDDDD AFFFFFFFFF

five chapters in and heeseung has already had enough oh my, poor bae

BUT LITERALLY THO HELP WHAT THE HELL 🔥🔥🔥

THIS IS SO MFING HOT IM SORRY I CAN FEEL THE HEAT EMITTING FROM THE SCREEN WHOOOOO IM SWEATING

“Let me fix it." oh we’re fuuuuuucked.

and that cliffhanger rei the loml SERIOUSLY WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO ME 😭😭🫵🫵

dude this might be my favorite chapter out of the five my gosh the writing in this 🤌🏻🤌🏻

this is a long reaction sorry bb 🥲

LOOOVVVVEEEEDDDD ITTTTTT

mwa mwa 💕

yeah heebros aren't happy with my girl y/n, so...yeah....heeseung gets first dibs i guess lol. but man..you right, he's bold…”let me fix it"