#furry faceoff

[furryfaceoff]

We're already over 64 characters and I'm not going to be able to get an even power of 2 without more extensive voting, so what the fucking hell, let's add one more for fun.

All of these characters were one vote away from being admitted into the tournament. Whoever wins this 24 hour poll will have their failure washed of them and be added to the bracket! FIGHT!!

[elspeth-tirel]

Tumblr Sexywalker Finals

Tomorrow will be the finals of this entire poll! The finals contestants are Vraska, the Golgari Girlboss, against Arlinn Kord, The Furry's Hope. Look forward to seeing who comes out on top!

There will also be posted a 3rd place faceoff at the same time!

[in-your-dreams-vn]

NSFW Alphabet

You guys are eating well today! This is 18+! Minors do Not Interact or I will eat you!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) - Traum: What’s aftercare? What do you mean you feel sore? He has no clue about this kind of stuff because it is not really a thing in the Dreamworld. However if you point out stuff to them he will be helpful. Glass of water? Here it is! Towel? Here is the fluffiest you ever had. Of course he will cuddle you and stay close but for everything else you will have to point it out. - Lynde: Still not quite aware of proper aftercare but he tries his best. He will get you everything you need if pointed out and cuddle you, gently rubbing circles into your back until you fall asleep in his arms.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - Both: They both love your tummy and thighs. Any softer part really. It is hard to get either of them to stop touching or kissing your stomach once they get started. They also often rest their head on your lap.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) - Traum: Very generous amounts. He has no real limits in the dream. It is thick and viscous and has a sweet taste to it (almost too sweet). He loves to cum inside you and will stay inside to make sure his cum doesn’t leak out. - Lynde: Less viscous but there is still a lot. This man is pent up and you will notice it. He isn’t as adamant to cum inside as long as you just let him cum on your body.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - Traum: They actually like watching you in your wet dreams. They tend to just blend out any partner if there even is one. Traum can be quite voyeuristic and loves watching you mastrubate. - Lynde: He keeps stuff you leave at his office. Tissues, scarfs. He even keeps stray hairs and turns them into a braid. He has a whole shrine for you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) - Both: Hahahaha, No. Neither of them have experience. The only thing that can count for Traum is that they like to watch your wet dreams and take notes of what you like. However, as we all know…wet dreams can be weird. Gender is not a thing while dreaming sometimes. So once Lynde takes over in the waking world…he is confused. The first time will be clumsy. But that is what makes him so adorable.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) - Traum: Mating press hands down. Any position where they have you locked up with their body and can pound into you without  mercy. - Lynde: Cowgirl and faceoff. He just loves watching you bounce on his cock.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) - Traum: He is a tease when it comes to it. He likes to play around and deny you but once it gets heated he gets more serious and lost in the moment. - Lynde: He tries to be serious and intimate but he is so damn clumsy! It’s adorable how much he fumbles but once he is in the groove of things he becomes less nervous giggles and more moans and groans.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - Traum: He is a goat….he is well groomed yes but he is also very furry. The carpet matches the drapes and there is a lot of it. - Lynde: Very well groomed and he has tried to shave but it just sprouts like weed and he has given up. He just keeps it in check and makes sure he is clean.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - Traum: They want you as close as possible and take in all of you. Traum is highly intimate and will give you no space to catch your breath if you don’t keep him in check (which tends to be harder than one might think). - Lynde: Also very intimate but less clingy. He loves having you close, feeling the warmth of your skin against his, taking in your scent. This man is just in heavenly bliss when he gets to be with you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) - Both: Neither of them really mastrubate. Traum doesn’t feel the need to and Lynde doesn’t really either.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) - Traum: Breeding, Primal (Hunter), Bondage (tying you up), Degrading, Overstimulation, Blood, Marking (giving) - Lynde: Breeding, Bondage (both ways), Overstimulating, Edging, Marking(giving and receiving)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) - Traum: Anywhere you like is fine for them. They can just make the space around you fit whatever fantasy you have at the time. - Lynde: Your bed, his bed, and if he is feeling kinky then maybe his therapy couch.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - Both: Tease them in any sort of way and they will be on top of you in no time. Just wiggling your butt a little too much might be enough sometimes. It all depends on their mood tbh.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - Both: Disgusting stuff like water sports or skat. Ageplay also is a big no, no!

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - Traum: He loves giving you oral and he is surprisingly skilled with their tongue. They aren't opposed to receiving it as well but prefer to give it much more. - Lynde: He likes both giving and receiving. Once you teach him about 69 it will become a staple in your sex life.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - Traum: Oh they are rough and fast. Once they go feral they will have no mercy for you. Just pounding into you while growling and drool dripping down. Traum goes full beast mode. - Lynde: He likes to take it slow at first but once he gets going and starts to blank out he will get faster and rougher. Not as rough as Traum but he will make sure you can feel just how deep he is going.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - Traum: They are not opposed to a quickie. Just a small wet dream during a nap? No problem! But you will stay a little longer afterwards right? - Lynde: He likes to take his time with you but if you tease him enough he will hit a breaking point and just drag you into the nearest toilet stall to pound you against the wall.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - Traum: There are no risks to them. It’s a dream and they can manipulate it however they want. Even if you say you want to do it in public none of the people around you will have faces to watch. There is no risk. There is just pretend fun~ Lynde: He doesn’t like taking risks. No one is supposed to see you but him. Again if you tease enough he will break eventually but he will make sure you know that you crossed a line later.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - Traum: The goat has stamina for days. If you aren’t careful they will fuck you until you black out and wake up completely spent in your bed. - Lynde: The first time he has up to no stamina and with his clumsiness he will just cum in no time. He is so embarrassed about it that he asks you to “train” him by edging him. That is hope he develops that particular kink.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - Both: Neither of them own toys and neither has any interest on getting any.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) - Traum: They love to tease you. Just slightly caressing you and denying you any deeper touch until you beg for it. They love to be in control and make sure that you know it. - Lynde: Likes teasing but has much less self control than Traum. It’s just that your skin is so soft and you smell so nice and…really you have an easier time teasing him than he has teasing you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - Traum: They do not care for volume and will get pretty loud. They growl and snarl like a wild animal when they get into it and let out a howl when reaching climax. - Lynde: Not as noisy as Traum but still pretty verbal. He whimpers and moans but also tells you how good it feels and how much you turn him on.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Albtraum….yep that big beast form that is as tall as a room and can unhinge its jaws. You catch it in the right mood and you will know what it feels like to be at the receiving end of the sentence “I want that twink obliterated. /horny”. It is massive in all aspects and you better be prepared to not walk the day after that.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) - Traum: Wait where is his junk? Oh…oh he is much more furry like than you imagined. His shaft is hidden in a pouch but once it comes out it is like any bad dragon wish came true. Thick and ridged with a knot to boot. - Lynde: He is a bit above average but nothing to write home about really. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - Both: Neither of them are particularly horny but Lynde a little bit more so because it comes with the whole being human spiel. However once they have lost their virginity…they are both more horny on main. Especially if you wiggle your butt at them.Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - Traum: They don’t really need to sleep so they will just cuddle you and watch you drift off. Even if you don’t dream they will make sure that you feel them holding you with their presence. - Lynde: He tries so hard to stay awake but he is just gone. This man wants to cuddle but as soon as he gets cozy he just snores.

[necromancelena]

Not sure if you're following the furry faceoff poll but the mousegirl bartender is up against shadow the hedgehog.

I would vote shadow tbh

[i-lived-bitch-beatdown]

Going through the Sudden Death, much of my decision per character doesn't really consider the "I lived" part but the "bitch," part. It's not just Oh Character has a near death experience or actually dies. Their survival must be a genuine surprise for either the audience, the characters, or both.

Like... just because it's the most fitting example off the top of my head, Juliet's survival is very short lived and to little "fanfare." The phrase "I lived bitch" to me is about the defiance. Characters who revel in the spectacle of survival are stronger candidates than those who just bounce back to little commotion—although there is a weight to those respond to the fanfare with absolute nonchalance.

But I'm just a random user who enjoys analysis too much and not you, the person running this poll. If this isn't the spirit of it fair enough.

Oh no you’re exactly right tbh about a lot of it. East and I (hi Mod Brownie speaking) decided not to weed out any of the submissions before having you all vote for them, so there are tbh quite a few I would not have submitted personally. While the headline of this seems pretty straight forward - died or seem to have died, but lived - you’re absolutely right to say that it can be interpreted much deeper than that.

Like you said, Juliet does not have anybody she surprises by being alive. She kills herself right after, and I doubt many were aware she was alive (it’s been a while since I read the play but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t common knowledge she was just knocked out).

That one South Park character was submitted, for the reason that it’s a running joke he dies and comes back, but similarly I wouldn’t say it’s an ‘I Lived Bitch’ because it’s no surprise, to the audience or I imagine to the characters. Supernatural you could say is similar, considering how often they die and it’s never a surprise when they come back bc they’re the main characters, but they always return because they are defying fate or god or what have you, character’s act appropriately surprised usually, so I’d say they’re stronger examples of ‘I Lived Bitch’. There’s weight to it usually.

(I emphasized the death in post bc it’s something I kept thinking about while putting together the form, and I thought I would hopefully provide, like, a reference question to have while navigating entries for character you don’t know (or just skip them I don’t care, it’s a popularity poll).)

Which is tbh what makes something like this a bit tough. With something like Furry Faceoff, you can look at the character and say ‘hot furry, smash’, but a lot of the total ‘I Lived Bitch’ energy comes from knowing the character, which is impossible to get from a brief little explanation, but also all that could be 1) done in a reasonable time and 2) not making people read synopses of fandoms.

Uh so I’m summary yes some characters embody the spirit of the bracket more than others, no you’re not over thinking it (or at least not over thinking it more than I already am). But also at the end of the day it’s for fun :) and as much of a pain as the Sudden Death was to put together, I’m glad so many people were interested and submitted characters :)

[sportsrepo]

Ice Hockey vs Minnesota State on 10/16/2021 - Box Score

Ice Hockey vs Minnesota State on 10/16/2021 – Box Score

[00:00] Start of 2nd period. [00:00] Start of 2nd period. [00:00] Faceoff Furry, Brendan vs Beniers, Matty won by MIC. [00:00] Faceoff Furry, Brendan vs Beniers, Matty won by MIC. [00:39] Penalty on Morton, Sam MSU 2 minutes for Tripping. [00:39] Penalty on Morton, Sam MSU 2 minutes for Tripping. [00:39] Start power play for MIC. [00:39] Start power play for MIC. [00:39] Faceoff Silye,…

[cloudchaserandflitterexplain]

Cloudchaser and Flitter Explain: Deck Manipulation

Is it out yet?

No, Cici. I just told you.

Is it out yet?

Cloudchaser! Snap out of it!

Wah?

Look, I get that you’ve been waiting for this set for-

Forever!

For about a year now.

But it’s almost here! So stop worrying!

But I want it now.

Look, you big baby. It’s only two more weeks. In the meantime...

Hello everypony! Today we’re talking about Deck Manipulation!

Wah? We’re doing this now?

You need something to do so you stop complaining. So I’m fixing that.

Now what is deck manipulation? Well, it’s when you do something that affects the order of the cards in your deck. Or your opponent’s.

This is important because it can affect what cards are drawn or flipped! And being able to control these factors can give you a huge advantage.

Let’s say you really need to draw one of three Dressed Ups in your deck and you’ve currently got 20 cards left. If you draw blindly, you’ve only got a 3 in 20 chance! Not very good odds!

But if you had some way to manipulate the top of your deck, you could increase those chances and maybe find that Dressed Up sooner than you would otherwise!

Cici! What are some types of deck manipulation?

Well, uh, there’s lots.

I suppose the most common ones right now are Meticulous and similar deck stacking abilities like Ancient Research or Scope Things Out.

Though there’s all sorts. Shuffling, putting cards from the bottom of your deck on top of it, Inspired, that new Sweetie Belle.

Even cards like Napcakes and Star Swirl Research sort of count, but usually deck manipulation refers to the adjusting the order of cards currently in the deck rather than putting new cards into it.

Basically any ability with the word “deck" in it is deck manipulation of a sort. Well, except for stuff like Applejack: Applebucker or Plowing the Field. Those are just moving cards from the deck out of it at random, not really manipulating the deck.

Yup! Good job Cici!

This is obvious stuff, though…

Just take the compliment.

Overall, there are basically two types of deck manipulation.

The first is deck stacking, which is where you put specific cards in specific locations of a deck, normally the top or the bottom.

And the second is deck randomization. Which, well, is basically just shuffling, hehe.

So now we know what deck manipulation is and how it helps, but how do we use it?

Well, for stuff like Meticulous where you manipulate the top of your own deck, it’s pretty easy. You keep the cards you want to draw or flip now on top of your deck while putting the stuff you don’t want at the moment on the bottom.

And if you can’t put cards on bottom due to something like Scope Things Out, just try and predict where the next faceoff is going to be, and put the cards you want to flip there.

As for Inspired or manipulating the opponent’s deck, it’s basically the exact opposite. If you don’t want the opponent to have it right now? Put it on the bottom. If you do? Keep it on top.

Inspired can also be used to set up what the opponent is going to flip if you’re intending to start a faceoff.

Low flip? Sounds like you’ll want them to flip that! High flip? To the bottom it goes!

Oh, and the other thing that deck stacking is useful for? Knowledge! Regardless of where you put those cards you looked at, now you know where they are, so you can plan accordingly. What you do what that knowledge is up to you, of course, hehe.

Sometimes when looking at the top of an opponent’s deck, it’s even right to give them a powerful card. Just because now you know it’s coming and you can plan for it, instead of planning for an unknown draw instead!

Speaking of knowledge, Chaos abilities obviously factor in here as well.

Using Scope Things Out during a faceoff to ensure you flip the Chaotic card you want to flip can be really powerful. Similarly, you might want to Inspired your opponent’s Chaotic cards to the bottom if it’s going to hurt you too badly.

So that handles deck stacking. But how can deck randomization help? That one’s a lot harder to use. Let’s look at our earlier example with the Dressed Ups again.

Now in that specific example, Shuffling wouldn’t do much. None of the cards are known, so even if you shuffle, it’s still a 3 in 20 chance.

But what if you’d flipped one of your Dressed ups earlier, so you know it’s on the bottom? Now instead of 3 in 20, the odds of you drawing a Dressed up are only 2 in 19! Even with Meticulous to help you out, you only have two possible hits instead of three.

Well, this is where shuffling can help you out. This completely changes the order of cards, so now the odds of one being on top is 3 in 20 again.

Yeah. Knowing where cards are in your deck can really help out. And if you know they’re not where you want them to be? Well, shuffling can help fix that.

Heh. Sometimes I’ll even do stuff like play a Gyro for an event I don’t even need right away, just to shuffle my deck because I know the card I want is on the bottom.

Uh. Not that you should do that very frequently. Just an option to be aware of when you have a shuffle effect in hand.

And of course, you can also use deck randomization to mess with your opponent’s deck too! Did they just use Scope Things out to play some really nasty chaos card on top of their deck? Well, Furry Free-For-All can fix that by making them have a random card on top of their deck instead!

Not that you should ever use that card. Ever. It does way too little to be worth the deckspace.

Maybe so, but it is still an option!

Anyway, that’s about it for deck manipulation! Though now that we’ve handled the basics, I want to explain my favourite form of deck stacking of all!

Hrm? I thought we covered all the common ones. What else could there—

Flipping lots and lots of cards!

Wah? How is that—

Oh! Because you can put flipped cards on the bottom of your deck in any order. So, in a way, you’re stacking the bottom of your deck.

Which only helps if you manage to get through the entire thing again, of course, but I’ve seen that happen before. Especially in control decks using Applejack: Carbo-Loader. I’ve even seen players take notes of their flips anticipating to get through their deck so they’ll then have perfect knowledge for what they’re going to draw and flip for the rest of the game!.

Yup! It’s not always relevant, but when it is, it can be super relevant!

Until the opponent plays something that shuffles both decks and now your perfect knowledge is super imperfect, hehe.

Anyway, that’s it for deck manipulation, everypony! Hopefully now you know everything you need to know about it!

Yeah, I’d say we did a pretty good job. Not something a lot of decks need to know about, but it’s still handy to understand in case you’re using a deck that does need to know about it.

Now if you’ll excuse us, Cici needs to get back to her sulking about the fact that Defenders of Equestria isn’t out yet, hehe.

Hey! I’m not sulking.

Bye everypony!

Later.

[gphoenixsims]

20 Quetions, 20 Fallowers thingie

Thank you to @soo-bee-well​ and @dramallamadingdang​ for tagging me on both my tumblrs! :)

Rules: Answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you would like to get to know better.

Name: -----

Nicknames: Grace/Gracy, I actively prompt people to use these nicknames because most people can’t get my name right at first try (it’s uncommon in my country) and I’ve heard almost every variation of it under the sun being said when people forget my name.

Zodiac sign: Aries baby! April 13th and it was a Friday XD

Height: 1.61cm…. 5’3”? I’m short.

Orientation: Straight… never dated tho. 

Ethnicity: 100% purebred Portuguese… as far as I know. I’d love to make one of those DNA/genealogy tests.

Favorite fruit: Chocolate! No? Abacaxi (a type of Pineapple) then.

Favorite season: Summer.

Favorite book series: Harry Potter, Vampire Academy (my guilty pleasure XD), Sherlock Holmes.

Favorite flower: Too many: Lotus, Magnolia, Roses, Cheery Blossom and some orchids.

Favorite scent: Vanilla, coconut, I like sweet scents.

Favorite color: Red!

Favorite animal: All the animals!

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Anything but coffee, I know, the horror.

Average sleep hours: As much as 14 or as little as 4 and in some special days at times frequent days, no sleep at all.

Cat or dog person? I’m a pet person :)

Favorite fictional characters: Lara Croft (from the 90’s Tomb Raider games, hi5 Sobeewell!), Sherlock Holmes by Connan Doyle, Rose Hathaway from Vampire Academy.

Number of blankets you sleep with: 2 duvets stacked XD I’m always cold.

Dream trip: Visiting Australia again (cross your fingers for me, I could happen in December if my mom would only move her ass), Greece, Venice, Egypt, Mexico, the Caribbean, Japan… Too many.

Blog created: Main blog: May 2015. Secondary blog: September 2015.

Number of followers: Main Blog: 454. Secondary blog: 220. Both numbers are unreliable, between pornbots that escaped my deletion spree, empty blogs and blogs that reblog everything under the sun and I have no idea why they are fallowing me, my real followers number is certainly way smaller.

Time right now: 9:57 PM

Last thing you googled: My height conversion to feet XD

Fave music artist: Sting, Enigma, Ed Sheeran…

Song stuck in my head: This One (A Great Big World ft Christina Aguilera - Say Something) and This One (Marylin Manson ft Tyler Bates - Killing Strangers).

Last movie I watched: John Wick

Last TV show I watched: Supernatural S12E11

What I’m wearing right now: Old pajamas and a furry burgundy hooded robe XD

The kind of stuff I post: Main blog: My Vampire Academy comic, on my secondary blog: my sims 2 art and I reblog Sims 2 Finds, Sims 2 Pictures, some art and photography that catch my fancy.

Why did I choose my url: Main blog: It’s the name of the book the comic is based on. Secondary blog… it’s the name of my DA page XD I wasn’t feeling that inventive.

Gender: Female.

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor, of course!

Pokémon team: Valor

Lucky number: 13, obviously!

Dream job: A vet as kid… now I wouldn’t mind being a globetrotting photographer.

Relationship status: Please refer to ‘Orientation’ above.

Pets: A dog, Lucas, that someone tossed into my garden as a pup.

Last song you listened to: This One (Cold Play - Hymn for the weekend)

Favorite TV Show: Ugh so many… The X-Files (Yo Sobeewell!), Supernatural, Sherlock, House MD, MacGyver (80’s version), FaceOff, Dragon Ball (Z, Super), Sailor Moon… And I lost track of Game of Thrones after season 4, will soon be up to date again.

First Fandom: Mhm… what was hot in the early 90’s? XD The X-Files (major XPhiler here) and Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls were my fandoms.

Now you’re supposed to tag people, 20 of them... uh... let me muster a few, no obligations to do it tho: @grecadeasimsstudios​, @mdpthatsme​, @esotheria-sims​, @charlotkas-simblr​, @architect-sims​, @jepensedoncjesims​, @blackswan-sims​, @riekus13​, @historicalsimslife, @cindysimblr, @imaginaryboutique, @ultroslovesyou, @sadepaivas, @kirschelatte... and anyone else who hasn’t done this yet XD

[furryfaceoff]

AND OUR FINAL CONTESTANTS ARE...

Puss in Boots (Shrek/Puss in Boots)

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)

Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

Robin Hood (Disney's Robin Hood)

Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)

Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Judy Hopps (Zootopia)

Mr. Wolf (The Bad Guys)

Scar (The Lion King)

Kovu (The Lion King II)

Diego (Ice Age)

Simba (The Lion King)

Balto (Balto)

E. Aster Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

Rouge the Bat (Sonic)

Thomas O'Malley (Aristocats)

Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes mascot)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic)

Po (Kung Fu Panda)

The Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

Lucario (Pokemon)

Duchess (Aristocats)

Maid Marian (Disney's Robin Hood)

Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)

Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)

Legoshi (Beastars)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Spirit (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

Lady (Lady and the Tramp)

Dragon (Shrek)

Louis (Beastars)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing)

Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

Bowser (Mario)

Flick (Animal Crossing)

Tod (The Fox and the Hound)

Baron (Whisper of the Heart / The Cat Returns)

Pongo and Perdita (101 Dalmatians)

Capper (My Little Pony: FiM the Movie)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Lopunny (Pokemon)

Retsuko (Aggretsuko)

Bolt (Bolt)

Miss Piggy (Muppets)

Frog and Toad (Frog and Toad)

Mousegirl bartender (Tumblr post)

Fox McCloud (Star Fox)

King Julien (Madagascar)

Bambi (Bambi)

Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

Jenna (Balto)

Firestar (Warriors)

Bagheera (Jungle Book)

Remy (Ratatouille)

Cat gang (Lone Digger music video by Caravan Palace)

Mushu (Mulan)

Miss Bianca (The Rescuers)

Renamon (Digimon)

Miss Kitty (Great Mouse Detective)

Roxanne Wolf (FNAF: Security Breach)

Kenai (Brother Bear)

Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

Asgore Dreemurr (Deltarune)

Wolf Link (LoZ: Twilight Princess)

Garfield (Garfield)

Shirou Ogami (Brand New Animal)

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WATCH: Joe Thornton has a handful of his beard ripped out throughout combat

Joe Thornton sports activities one of many NHL’s most superb beards.  USATSI

Thursday evening’s Sharks-Maple Leafs sport in Toronto received off to a relatively attention-grabbing (and furry) begin.

Previous to the sport’s opening faceoff, San Jose heart Joe Thornton and Leafs heart Nazem Kadri lined up on the dot and received into somewhat skirmish. It seems each of them had been feeling fairly irritable heading into the sport, for no matter motive.

Not the way in which anybody anticipated Leafs/Sharks to begin. Nazem Kadri and Joe Thornton get mad at one another within the faceoff dot, each get thrown out of the circle after which combat two seconds into the sport. http://pic.twitter.com/GVxcdyrg8p

— Jeff Veillette (@JeffVeillette) January 5, 2018

They had been each thrown out of the faceoff, however issues did not finish there. After the puck was dropped, Thornton and Kadri squared as much as chuck some knucks. As the 2 gamers wildly swung at one another, Kadri tried to seize onto Thornton’s jersey collar, as is fairly customary observe in a hockey combat.

Sadly for Thornton, who sports activities a really superb beard, his facial hair received in the way in which of Kadri’s grip. Because of this, a portion of the beard was ripped straight out of his face.

One would think about that did not precisely really feel nice for the 38-year-old Thornton, but it surely’s fairly humorous to see Kadri casually drop a handful of beard to the ice like he by chance discovered a really giant mud bunny.

The hair finally discovered its methods over to the Sharks bench, the place it was gawked at and preserved as a memento.

Poor Jumbo Joe. On the intense facet, there’s nonetheless loads extra the place that got here from.

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[gabrielavidou]

Rylee and I are just like John Travolta & Nicholas Cage in Face/Off. The difference? One of us is furry and both of us are friendlier. #fun #puppy #love #pink #johntravolta #nicholascage #faceoff (at Cooper City, Florida)

[furryfaceoff]

Questions to consider:

-Who's your favorite?

-Who's most likely to create more furries?

[pulim-v]

Ok I know we all know that Puss is canonically hot. However, Asgore also holds that status, while also sporting several traits that make him more likely to create furries.

Part 1: Asgore's canonically hot

There are three separate characters who have been attracted to Asgore:

Toriel (self-explanatory, she was his wife, she very clearly cared about him, they were very openly affectionate with each other, etc.)

Alphys. This one is a bit more obscure but here's what Mettaton says when you choose him in the quiz question of "who does Alphys have a crush on?":

"WHY WOULD SOMEONE OUTFIT AN AMUSEMENT ROBOT… WITH BRUTAL COMBAT CAPABILITIES? SIMPLE."

"TO IMPRESS MR. ASGORE DREEMURR, OF COURSE! OR AS ALPHYS CALLS HIM… MR. DREAMY."

"THOSE STRONG ARMS… THAT LUSTROUS BEARD… LIKE ALL THOSE WHO CREATE WEAPONS. SHE CRAVES THE TENDER EMBRACE OF A BURLY MAN. CAN SHE TRULY BE BLAMED?"

Like legit look at the way Mettaton said this. Alphys only got the job of Royal Scientist to get closer to him and we love her for that. (This also shows Mettaton confirming her attraction to the king as valid as he appreciates his attractiveness)

Mad Ghost/Mad Mew Mew. This is the most obscure, as it only shows up in a single line of Deltarune, which is this:

[Image ID: Kris and Susie stand in front of a round, teal house, home to the Ghost family. There are orange trees surrounding the house and two buildings, one of which is the flower shop, beside it. A rabbit girl is kneeling to the right of Kris. There is a text box with the words "* By the way, say hi to your dad for me~!", presumably said by Mad Mew Mew's Ghost. The second image is identical, with the only difference being that the text box now says "*WAIT!! WAIT!! DON'T do that!! He doesn't know I -- Nothing!!"]

This doesn't say anything that explicitly, but considering MMM seemed to have a crush on Undyne in Undertale due to her strength it's very much possible that she does have one on Asgore as well.

Besides that, there's also whatever's happening between him and Rudy, but that's a post for another day (and account. In fact it's already been made by other people. Like 3 times)

Sadly I am far too incompetent and tired to actually make a new Asgore drawing but here, have this old one that is thematically appropriate

Image ID: [Asgore Dreemurr stands very close to the camera with his eyes closed. He wears a purple garment, seemingly a dress with a very low cleavage. In the yellow background, yhe faces of several characters are visibly flustered and blushing, those being Alphys, Mad Mew Mew, Toriel, Rudy, and W. D. Gaster.]

EDIT: SHIT I FORGOT THE SECOND PART

Part 2: Asgore as a furry awakening

In my opinion Asgore has immense potential for furry/gay awakenings. Here's why:

His design is very anthropomorphic, with human proportions and pretty much only his limbs being clearly non-human, meaning it's not that big a stretch to find him attractive;

As previously established, he is canonically attractive;

He is far larger than humans, being at least 2.2m tall according to all estimates that take the intro cutscene into account;

He is a father, which is bound to have an effect on people with daddy issues. I am not projecting;

He comes from a media that has an audience of mainly teenagers, the demographic that is most prone to that kind of thing.

Questions to consider:

-Who's your favorite?

-Who's most likely to create more furries?

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Questions to consider:

- Who's your favorite?

- Who's most likely to create more furries?

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Questions to consider:

- Who's your favorite?

- Who's most likely to create more furries?

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Questions to consider:

-Who's your favorite?

-Who's most likely to create more furries?