#mousegirl bartender

[furryfaceoff]

Questions to consider:

-Who's your favorite?

-Who's most likely to create more furries?

[mousegirlbartender]

In case I have any doubters into my mousegirl bartender status

[paulgadzikowski]

serves you a free drink and says, "it's grrratis"

werewolf barista spooky scary

[furryprovocateur]

what if a mousegirl bartender said "for you, it's on the mouse" and put a glass of cum on her head and it spilled all over her and soaked her clothes and you could see her erect nipples and twitchy cock and she fell over and it showed her gaping hole

[apas-95]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl she'd balance the beer on her head and say "I want sex!!!!! horny Fuck!!!Nnn"

[yorickish]

Back when everyone was doing the whole "mousegirl bartender" thing, someone must have drawn a mousegirl pouring a drink (beer?) over her white blouse (I'm imagining a fancy waiter type of bartender here) and saying "it's on the mouse", right?

I don't think so but I wish they did. I wanted to fuck the mousegirl bartender so bad

[bowsersex]

Sorry to bring up old discourse again, but I just remembered how popular bloggers on here brought up the mousegirl discourse again last year and were saying that megapope was right in saying the bartender mousegirl post was horny because the OP is a furry who finds catgirls and mousegirls sexually attractive. And I just think it's strange that these people collectively forgot that you can be sexually horny about a certain thing in some cases, but neutral about it in others.

It's like if you saw someone be horny about boobs in one post, and then in another you see them advocating for freeing the nipple, and then accusing them of being horny in that post too. Or doing the same to someone talking about body hair in similar ways. Or let's say in one post I say "I had crazy gay sex with my boyfriend last night" and then in a different post I say, "so I was watching my boyfriend play Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) and this funny thing happened" like are you gonna accuse of being horny in the second post because I mentioned my boyfriend? It's very silly in that regard.

Like the bartender mousegirl joke didn't have any sexual undertones to it. I think one of the main reasons people were acting like it did is because when it comes to the concept of "sometimes you can view a certain things as sexual in some cases, and not sexual in others" they have hard time applying that concept to furries.

[annabelle--cane]

I think the mousegirl bartender who says "for you it's on the mouse" and the mouse who lives in your head and wears a little apron and makes all of your emotions are friends. I think they went to mouse high school together and find it a little difficult to keep in touch nowadays because of their different schedules but they still make sure to meet up on any shared holidays. the emotion chef mousegirl has had a crush on the bartender mousegirl for years but she's been too busy at work to think about how to make an ldr with her last.

[chiropteracupola]

The Great Meme Harvest of 2022

so in january I decided to make a list of them, and now it's time to share out the bounty. here you go, in chronological order with some attempt at indication of influence.

it’s [slay]ing absolute [penis]

robert downey jr [there are federal agents outside my house]

horse plinko

blorbo from my shows

submeme: blorbus and tumblrinus

submeme: [variation on blorbo] from my [genre of media]

eeby deeby

[x] dead [y] injured in [commonplace but annoying household occurrence] incident

seinfeld ‘kramer, what’s going on in there?’ [alternating panel] ‘it’s a [x], Jerry’

tbh/yippee

variations on ‘short people will be carried off by birds of prey’

sickos: ‘yes… ha ha ha… yes!”

submeme: sickos variations (ancestral sickos &c.)

megamind no bitches

the queen of england is dead (resurgence from late 2021)

L + ratio + [x] and so on and so forth

dear god the [x] you put on earth to be [variation on] sleepy cosy is being made to [do a thing]

it’s me boy i’m the ps5, speaking to you inside your brain

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style

live slug reaction

[x] would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

my son he has every disease

[x] be like [complaint] my brother in christ [you were responsible for the source of the complaint]

submeme: my brother in christ in general

eight hour victorious video

submeme: car battery

advice for new tumblr users

get drinked / I drinked you

[x] is such a raw line you’d think it was from [shakespeare]

something very lgbt is happening here

tumblr blaze (emergence of, subsequent misuses)

microplastics

she [x] on my [y] til i [z]

bisexual misha collins

submeme: NOT BISEXUAL misha collins

dracula daily

submeme: paprika discourse

morbius

submeme: it’s morbin time / morbius memes by people who have not watched morbius and are not planning to do so

submeme: morbius fails again!

carnotaurus mating dance

will they give you food if you visit them

submeme: we collectively cancel the nation of sweden

there should be kink at [pretty much any darn location the meme-maker can think of]

we need an american girl doll who [ate someone on the donner party]

mousegirl bartender

the man in the pikachu mask

a bad day to be the prime minister of a small island nation with a constitutional monarchy / &c.

[he]’s a 10 but [utterly nonsensical explanation why this individual is not worth it]

new db cooper theory he went up

smooth sharks

I wonder how I taste (one partner expects kissing, one partner expects Bite Bite Chomp Chomp)

would you still love me if I were a worm

hair clips and other things that are animals

gandalf big naturals

it was a gougar (possibly a resurgence from previous memes)

image of infodumping girl in pink shirt

sans undertale and the tumblr sexyman awards / QUEEN OF ENGLAND DEAD FOR REAL

the tumpet. bwaaaaa

i’m on my puter

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

post stock market

[words in webpage somewhat similar to the name of a character or person indicated with circle and image]

a secret third thing

goncharov

submeme: this idiot hasn’t even seen goncharov

elon musk and his foolish antics

submeme: tumblr and twitter warrior cats

[lestat explains a piece of a media in a very strong phonetic french accent] / lestatspeak

hey. don’t cry. [very large number] of [thing] in the [world].

sorry [event which typically does not happen to human men happened to] your boyfriend [in exhaustive detail]

[number] ticket[s] to the barbie movie please

I went to [Mad At You] island and [none] of your friends were there

[cabbagecaverns]

are you that mousegirl bartender ive been hearing about

im a moleman and i throw trash at people

[mousegirlbartender]

Back in action behind the bar

[furryfaceoff]

AND OUR FINAL CONTESTANTS ARE...

Puss in Boots (Shrek/Puss in Boots)

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)

Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

Robin Hood (Disney's Robin Hood)

Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)

Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Judy Hopps (Zootopia)

Mr. Wolf (The Bad Guys)

Scar (The Lion King)

Kovu (The Lion King II)

Diego (Ice Age)

Simba (The Lion King)

Balto (Balto)

E. Aster Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

Rouge the Bat (Sonic)

Thomas O'Malley (Aristocats)

Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes mascot)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic)

Po (Kung Fu Panda)

The Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

Lucario (Pokemon)

Duchess (Aristocats)

Maid Marian (Disney's Robin Hood)

Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)

Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)

Legoshi (Beastars)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Spirit (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

Lady (Lady and the Tramp)

Dragon (Shrek)

Louis (Beastars)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing)

Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

Bowser (Mario)

Flick (Animal Crossing)

Tod (The Fox and the Hound)

Baron (Whisper of the Heart / The Cat Returns)

Pongo and Perdita (101 Dalmatians)

Capper (My Little Pony: FiM the Movie)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Lopunny (Pokemon)

Retsuko (Aggretsuko)

Bolt (Bolt)

Miss Piggy (Muppets)

Frog and Toad (Frog and Toad)

Mousegirl bartender (Tumblr post)

Fox McCloud (Star Fox)

King Julien (Madagascar)

Bambi (Bambi)

Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

Jenna (Balto)

Firestar (Warriors)

Bagheera (Jungle Book)

Remy (Ratatouille)

Cat gang (Lone Digger music video by Caravan Palace)

Mushu (Mulan)

Miss Bianca (The Rescuers)

Renamon (Digimon)

Miss Kitty (Great Mouse Detective)

Roxanne Wolf (FNAF: Security Breach)

Kenai (Brother Bear)

Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

Asgore Dreemurr (Deltarune)

Wolf Link (LoZ: Twilight Princess)

Garfield (Garfield)

Shirou Ogami (Brand New Animal)

[human-pet-they]

if i have to see that mousegirl bartender textpost again today... people will suffer

[catfolx]

tumblr memes & trends 2022

sooooo i've been writing this down all year :p the dates just represent the day i noticed the meme & wrote it down, not when the meme was created

jan 1 - new years posts years out of date (happens every year)

jan 1 - horse plinko

jan 2 - oh mien got dis cave is full of bluntsmoken

jan 4 - urfavisunfuckable mod drama

jan 6 - blorbo from my show

jan 12 - eeby deeby trending w/ blorbo from my show & glup shitto

feb 7 - tbh creature w/ big eyes (aka autism creature)

feb 8 - amongi & amongus babies

feb 19 - quirked up white boy busting it down sexual style

feb 25 - im the ps5 speaking inside your brain

mar 4 - live slug reaction

mar 20 - new tumblr users

apr 1 - april fools this year was crabs :) they were cherished 🦀

apr 1 - get drinked

apr 21 - tumblr blaze

apr 25 - misha collins comes out as straight

may 3 - dracula daily

may 18 - not too fond of gay people dog

may 29 - morb

may 31 - swedes won't give you food (this is a twitter meme but it's funny)

june 2 - mousegirl bartender

june 4 - manscapped :'((

june 15 - that fucking pikachu man ad

june 21 - increased recognition of were-ralph (from the werewolf boyfriend pulling out post) by name

july 8 - shinzo abe is assassinated & boris johnson announces resignation & everyone rejoices

july 15 - crabs 2: the sequel 🦀 now bestowed upon others for a price

july 31 - something something taylor swift private jet idk

sep 6 - gougar

sep 6 - tumblr logo has eyes??

sep 8 - reigensweep looses to an unexpected SANS UNDERTALE & then THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DIES 🦀 🦀 trisha paytas goes into labor

sep 26 - female presenting nipples & other scandalous appendages are unbanned (edit: they were not. everyone is disappointed)

sep 27 - ned from try guys cheated on his wife >:/

oct 20 - liz truss defeated by lettuce

oct 22 - posts that look like this:

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check this shit out

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oct 22 - this should be a _k post

nov 4 - ryan reynolds joins tumblr on destiel eve

nov 6 - so many 2014 style tumblr posts in hopes of scaring away twitter refugees (everyone say thank you evilmario666)

nov 20 - GONCHAROV (1973)

dec 17 - the pornbots return

dec 29 - greta thunberg roasts andrew tate, he reveals his location in his response & is arrested by Romanian authorities for human trafficking. what a lovely way to end the year :)

[the-mouse-joust]

Other mice that didn't make the joust

I had more than 48 mice to choose from, but ultimately not all of them could make it in, either due to space, already having a really close character in the running, or due to not really being a mouse.

But I still would like to give the submissions that didn't make it in some love, so here they are below for anyone interested.

Not Enough Room :(

Chuppe from Pripara (very cute!)

Chuunosuke from The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (also very cute!!)

Echo Mouse from The Owl House (cool concept)

Little from RWBY (researching this character broke my heart. ow)

Mousegirl bartender from Tumblr (iconic)

Mousely (Mouse Ashley) from Resident Evil 4 Fandom (this was really fun to discover and research. she's adorable. you guys are great.)

Petri from Animal Crossing (love her look)

Turnip from Chicory: A Colorful Tale (learning about this game delighted me)

Tyrannosaurus from One Piece (I love that he is just in that guy's pocket. fantastic)

Unnamed Narrator from The Witches (Roald Dahl) (that book is just. wild)

A Little Too Similar to Another Character

Diddlina from Diddl (already had Diddl in the joust)

Lilly from Lilly's Purple Plastic Purse by Kevin Henkes (she's a different character from a different book, but I felt that having two Kevin Henkes mice was probably enough. sorry Lilly fans... it was a hard choice to make, if that helps.)

Maushold from Pokemon (already had Tandemaus)

Mauswheel from Deltarune (already had Maus)

The Squeakers from Kirby: Squeak Squad (they are represented by Daroach)

Thea Stilton from Geronimo Stilton/Thea Stilton (I know she has her own books, but I did already have Geronimo Stilton in there...)

Timmy Brisby from The Secret of NIHM (his mom already made it in)

Not Really a Mouse

Fuwa from Star Twinkle Precure (she's quite mouse-like but I think she is officially an alien? but super adorable)

Mordenkainen from Harry Potter and the Natural 20 (far as I could tell, I think this one is a rat?)

Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective (sorry, Ratigan. I know you hate to hear it, but, uh. I think you're a rat. also, Basil already got in. salt in the wound, I know.)

Oh Wait Someone Just Submitted This Mouse?

Saxon, Kenzie and Lieam from Mouse Guard (I don't know them but from the name "Mouse Guard" alone, I'm a little sad that I only got to see them now... but hey, if there are still such mousey stories out there that I didn't know about, maybe there could be a Mouse Joust 2. maybe. we only just started Mouse Joust 1...)

[necromancelena]

Not sure if you're following the furry faceoff poll but the mousegirl bartender is up against shadow the hedgehog.

I would vote shadow tbh