#mousegirl bartender

[furryfaceoff]

Questions to consider:

-Who's your favorite?

-Who's most likely to create more furries?

[mousegirlbartender]

In case I have any doubters into my mousegirl bartender status

[paulgadzikowski]

serves you a free drink and says, "it's grrratis"

werewolf barista spooky scary

[furryprovocateur]

what if a mousegirl bartender said "for you, it's on the mouse" and put a glass of cum on her head and it spilled all over her and soaked her clothes and you could see her erect nipples and twitchy cock and she fell over and it showed her gaping hole

[apas-95]

If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl she'd balance the beer on her head and say "I want sex!!!!! horny Fuck!!!Nnn"

[bowsersex]

Sorry to bring up old discourse again, but I just remembered how popular bloggers on here brought up the mousegirl discourse again last year and were saying that megapope was right in saying the bartender mousegirl post was horny because the OP is a furry who finds catgirls and mousegirls sexually attractive. And I just think it's strange that these people collectively forgot that you can be sexually horny about a certain thing in some cases, but neutral about it in others.

It's like if you saw someone be horny about boobs in one post, and then in another you see them advocating for freeing the nipple, and then accusing them of being horny in that post too. Or doing the same to someone talking about body hair in similar ways. Or let's say in one post I say "I had crazy gay sex with my boyfriend last night" and then in a different post I say, "so I was watching my boyfriend play Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) and this funny thing happened" like are you gonna accuse of being horny in the second post because I mentioned my boyfriend? It's very silly in that regard.

Like the bartender mousegirl joke didn't have any sexual undertones to it. I think one of the main reasons people were acting like it did is because when it comes to the concept of "sometimes you can view a certain things as sexual in some cases, and not sexual in others" they have hard time applying that concept to furries.

[angel-advise]

if you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl with huge tits would you get a boner? i'm talking yoga ball size

[annabelle--cane]

I think the mousegirl bartender who says "for you it's on the mouse" and the mouse who lives in your head and wears a little apron and makes all of your emotions are friends. I think they went to mouse high school together and find it a little difficult to keep in touch nowadays because of their different schedules but they still make sure to meet up on any shared holidays. the emotion chef mousegirl has had a crush on the bartender mousegirl for years but she's been too busy at work to think about how to make an ldr with her last.

[cabbagecaverns]

are you that mousegirl bartender ive been hearing about

im a moleman and i throw trash at people

[furryfaceoff]

AND OUR FINAL CONTESTANTS ARE...

Puss in Boots (Shrek/Puss in Boots)

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda)

Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

Robin Hood (Disney's Robin Hood)

Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish)

Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Judy Hopps (Zootopia)

Mr. Wolf (The Bad Guys)

Scar (The Lion King)

Kovu (The Lion King II)

Diego (Ice Age)

Simba (The Lion King)

Balto (Balto)

E. Aster Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

Rouge the Bat (Sonic)

Thomas O'Malley (Aristocats)

Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes mascot)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic)

Po (Kung Fu Panda)

The Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

Lucario (Pokemon)

Duchess (Aristocats)

Maid Marian (Disney's Robin Hood)

Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox)

Captain Amelia (Treasure Planet)

Legoshi (Beastars)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes)

Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Spirit (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

Lady (Lady and the Tramp)

Dragon (Shrek)

Louis (Beastars)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing)

Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)

Bowser (Mario)

Flick (Animal Crossing)

Tod (The Fox and the Hound)

Baron (Whisper of the Heart / The Cat Returns)

Pongo and Perdita (101 Dalmatians)

Capper (My Little Pony: FiM the Movie)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Lopunny (Pokemon)

Retsuko (Aggretsuko)

Bolt (Bolt)

Miss Piggy (Muppets)

Frog and Toad (Frog and Toad)

Mousegirl bartender (Tumblr post)

Fox McCloud (Star Fox)

King Julien (Madagascar)

Bambi (Bambi)

Mae Borowski (Night in the Woods)

Jenna (Balto)

Firestar (Warriors)

Bagheera (Jungle Book)

Remy (Ratatouille)

Cat gang (Lone Digger music video by Caravan Palace)

Mushu (Mulan)

Miss Bianca (The Rescuers)

Renamon (Digimon)

Miss Kitty (Great Mouse Detective)

Roxanne Wolf (FNAF: Security Breach)

Kenai (Brother Bear)

Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

Asgore Dreemurr (Deltarune)

Wolf Link (LoZ: Twilight Princess)

Garfield (Garfield)

Shirou Ogami (Brand New Animal)

[mousegirlbartender]

Back in action behind the bar

[necromancelena]

Not sure if you're following the furry faceoff poll but the mousegirl bartender is up against shadow the hedgehog.

I would vote shadow tbh

[verdictvelvet]

its like crazy how much the mousegirl bartender post indirectly changed the shape of my life, especially because i was on a years long break from tumblr when it happened and i'm pretty sure i never even clicked like on it. however you should still vote for shadow the hedgehog

[furryprovocateur]

what if you went to a bar and there was a mousegirl bartender and she saw you and went "oh fucking christ NOT YOU AGAIN!!" and she started killing you with knives

[deluxeloy]

mousegirl quote?

I'd give you the full quote but I obviously don't have it. Tumblr search is already unreliable if you know what keywords you're looking for, and mousegirl didn't work. I'm out of ideas, so I'll give context and approximate instead.

It was a response to a post that was about a mousegirl bartender? I think? Mousegirl something. She had to be a mouse to make a pun. The response, however, accused the OP of making it suspiciously horny because it was a mousegirl and not a mouse.

idk it kinda made sense at the time, and in the post where I referenced it.

Hopefully this jogs someone's memory, and they have better searching skills than mine.

[thadeeliv]

a mousegirl bartender would put your drink on her head and say "here you go, it's on the mouse". a ratgirl bartender would put your drink on her head and say "here you go, it's on the rat". a catgirl bartender would put your drink on her head and invent a special glue that allows her to climb up walls.