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Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

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hakurei shrine maiden

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10/12: ace: he already ourple

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chilshi is good bc one of these men is the sensitive flowery effeminate ideal and one of them is a middle aged dad with a drinking problem and trust issues.

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Happy Bisexual Reimu Saturday

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Thinkin bout space. And magic. And loading screen tips for a game about space magic.

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An adaptation of Sherlock Holmes set in a world in which the fictional character/literary juggernaut Sherlock Holmes, and all the subsequent adaptations thereof, still exist.

Sherlock Holmes (pronounced Holl-mess, as he is constantly reminding people) just had the misfortune of having parents who really liked the books, and his attitude towards his fictional counterpart is pretty much the same as that of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Sherlock runs a Youtube Theory channel called Mysteries Unwrapped with Sherlock Holmes. He has received no less than seven cease and desist letters from the Conan Doyle estate, all of which he has so faded managed to rebuff by pointing out that that's literally his name.

(No he won't change his name. He's Sherlock Holmes the real live human person. Let Sherlock Holmes the non existent fictional character change his name.)

John is Sherlock's flatmate. Sherlock almost refused to live with him once he realised that it would mean staying with a medical student named John, and only gave in once John pointed out that: a) he's a biomedical student, which is completely different from an md, and b) his surname isn't Watson.

It's now been three years, which is long enough for them to have developed a genuine friendship, and for John to have a) started working towards his PhD in biotechnology, and b) for him to start dating somebody with the surname Watson.

Sherlock can feel the narrative closing in.

His Youtube channel is meant to be focused on lost media, fan theories and stuff like that, but he keeps accidentally stumbling upon and then solving genuine crimes.

His brother Mycroft may or may not have chosen that name after he transitions specifically to annoy him.

He doesn't even live in London, but somehow the only flat they could afford was on a street named fucking Baker Street.

Sherlock Holmes and the Unescapable Power of the Narrative.

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fantasy seal (yokai pichuun-er)

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Rogue: *Fails to lockpick a door*. “Darn it. Barbarian!”

Barbarian, OOC: “I ram myself into the door.”

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I’m curious, given the length of time I’ve had my own online moniker:

Please reblog for sample size!

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heads up, in 2025 its going to be clownfish rules; if more than two friend in the group chat are facing male loneliness, the largest among them must become a woman

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Witchy kitty

Minecraft witch but it’s the witch’s cat >:3 

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the anon button isn’t for hate, it’s for sending cute messages to your mutuals that you are too embarrassed to send in as yourself.

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Paint me an absence, a silhouette of rain 

When others take shelter, I take on shape 

This invisible life in negative space 

Shortens the fall that water must make

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A friend introduced me to Touhou for the first time last night so here we are