Media That Haunted Me as a Child
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The Face stealing spirit from Airbender. This thing can eat my shorts, why did they make it a millipede, that's too many legs. The face-stealing bit really just elevates the horror of the legs.
I rate it a: "I will pee myself if you touch me!"/10
2. The bitchy owl, also from Airbender
This bird was bad. Why did it unfurl its neck like Satan's slinky? I hated that as a kid, and I still hate it now.
I rate it: Long Furby makes me cry/10
3. Nosferatu from the Hash Slinging Slasher
Nickelodeon and I, have beef, okay. I would hide from the TV every time this episode aired. Really the whole episode would make me anxious, but this clip art bastard at the end... I'm still mad about it.
I rate it: Just cook me into a patty instead/10
4. Jumpscare butterfly
Why are they all Nickelodeon! I did not plan it this way, I swear. This is the production company from Hell. I just wanted to watch cartoons, why was I punished!
I rate it: Nickelodeon's Day of Play spared us only momentarily from the constant torment it inflicted/10
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ink and fresh hcs
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ink likes long slinky cats
ink gets frustrated when he forgets things, so he has a phone dedicated to reminders
ink is not a good parent, he tries but he hasn't a damn clue what he's doing
ink likes pokemon
ink hates spiders, too many legs
ink likes romcoms
ink loves mean girls
nonbinary ink 👏
he/they/it ink
ink doesn't get pronouns so he kinda steals them, victims: dream and swap
ink loves their kids as much as a soulless being can
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fresh has a furby collection
fresh is not biological brothers with geno and error, but thinks of them as family
fresh has developed as a parasite
fresh likes ET
fresh hates IT
fresh doesn't fully get children, her favorite is gradient
any pronouns fresh 👏
parasites don't have genders, talk to the hand
fresh likes geno more than error
fresh slightly glitches when saying the letter E
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fresh likes being around ink
ink doesn't feel romantic love, but what he feels for fresh feels close enough to it
fresh and ink can't cook
ace couple
fresh fell for ink because "rainbow squid, pretty"
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0.5mm Pencil Lead
2002 Honda Civic
320 Pack Glitter Gel Pens
A Blunt
A Candle That Smells Like Fragrant Evergreens
A Copy of "The Book Thief" (2005) by Markus Zusak
A Daisychain
A DVD Copy of Over the Hedge (2006)
A Train
Ace of Spades Playing Card
Adderall
Adipose Plushie
Adorable Cow Creamer
Airpods
An Innumerable Amount of Lost DS Styli
Animal Shaped Rubber Bands
AP French Exam Packet
Argon (The Element)
Aviator Goggles
Baguette Body Pillow
Battery
Bead Maze
Beaded Curtain
Beanbag Chair
Bed
Beehive
Best Rock
Big Drinking Fountain
Black Out Curtains
Blanket
Blue Jeans
Blåhaj/Ikea Shark
Bread
Bright Orange VHS for the Rugrats Movie
Broken Alarm Clock
Bubble Toy
Bucket
Bur Oak Tree
Buttons (for clothes)
Can of Beans
Cast Iron Pan
Cat Collar With Bell
Chalk Boards
Cheese Grater
Chew Necklace
Chicxulub Impactor
Claw Hairclip
Clip-On Earrings
Clock
Coconut Broom
Colored Fairy Lights
Comically Oversized Lollypop
Construction Cone
Contraception
Crane Machine
Crayons
Dead Baby Possum Killed by Chihuahua (RIP)
Digivice V-pet
Dildo
Dirigible
Dirty Glass Bottle You Find In The Woods
Disinfecting Wipes
Dice
Dragon Ball Z Volume 4 (Manga Paperback)
Drinking Bird Desk Toy
Earth
Egg Slicer
Elementary School Yearbook
Empty Pizza Box
Every Basket
Every Knife
Eye Mug From a School Ceramics Sale
Fake Dictionary Lockbox
Fancy Showerhead
Fantasia 2000 VHS Tape
Fencing Mask
Ferrofluid
Finger Cymbals
Finger Cymbols
Fingerless Gloves (made of wool)
Flower Bush By The Pavement On The Street
Four Seasons Puzzle
Froggy Chair
Furby
Furby
Garden Gloves With Claws
Garlic
Gendang
Generic Paw Of A Monkey
Geode
Glow in the Dark Celing Stars
Glow Stick Liquid
"god i wish that were me" Screenshot
Golden Acorn Statue
Googly Eyes
Guitar
Half An Onion
Halloween Skeleton Decoration
Hand Mixer From The '60s
Haunted Callie Calamari Doll That Drinks All Your Pepsi and Calls You a Bitch
Heart-Shaped Glasses
Holly the Dragon Beanie Boo
Homemade Hand Sanitizer
Hurdy Gurdy
Ice Cube
Ice Maker
Japanese 5 Yen Coin
Kids Watercolor Set
Kitchen Sink
Knockoff Garfield Plush
Knäckebröd
La Croix Sparkling Water Pamplemousse
Late Night Infomercials
Lavender Scented Candle
LEGO Spring 2007 Catalog
Lightning McQueen Crocs
Lindt Gold Bunny
Lint Roller
Lip Smackers Watermelon Chapstick
LNER Peppercorn Class A1 60163 Tornado
Lobster Ornament
Loch and Nessie, the Loch Ness Monster Ladles (one solid, one with strainer holes)
Loofah
Lun-Class Ekranoplan
Mammatus Cloud
Manatea Tea Infuser
Meat Cleaver
Meat Tenderizer
Mechanical Pencil
Microscope
Microwave
Mini Cuban Flag on Plant
Mini Fan
Monopoly Dog Piece
Mop
NA Mazda Miata (Specifically With Googly Eyes)
Native American Fire Opal Blade
Nebula
Nokia Phone 3310 (2000)
Occlupanids
Old Faithful
One Crouton
One Flavor Blasted Cheddar Goldfish
Onion Chopper/Mini Food Processer
Opalized Fossil
Oumuamua
Our Sun
Paint Tube
Palm Leaf Rose
Paper Crown
Paper Leaves
Paracetamol Tablet
Pencil
Pizza
Plastic Lightsaber
Plastic Play Food Set
Polly Pocket Website (circa 2005)
Popstar Microphone
Potato
"Previously on X-Men" (YouTube Video)
Rainbow Desk Lamp Christmas Gifted By Aunt
Rainbow Pride Flag
Red Bouncy Ball
Rice
Rocking Horse
Roller Skates
Rounde (Sheep Plush Adored by Friend Group)
Rubik's Cube
Russian Nesting Doll
Salt and Vinegar Chips
Sand-Filled Frog Toy Named Floppy
School Chair Attached To Desk
Screwdriver
Seattle Space Needle
Seki Edge Nail Clippers
Sewing Pin
Sharpie
Shoe Insoles
Shoelaces (From The President)
Silver Hoop Earrings
Simply Southern T-Shirt
Single Macaroni Noodle
Siren Percussion Instrument
Slap Bracelets
Sliced Bread
Slinky
Slip N' Slide
Slotted Spoon
Snowman Headband
Solar Eclipse Sunglasses
Soviet-Era Apartment Complex
Spamton Plush
Sparkly DND Dice That Look Like They Should Be Edible But Aren't
Spoon
Squirmles
Squishmallows
Squishy Water Tube Toy
Stained Glass
Stand-Up Bass
Starbucks Coffee Cup
Steel/Metal Pipe
Stick (From the Ground)
Stop Sign
Stuffed Animals
Styrofoam
Subway Employee Hat
Swiffer
Tamagotchi
The Bible
The Demon Core
The Entirely Of Wikipedia Printed Out
The Giant Canadian Rubber Duck
The International Space Station
The Internet
The Kaaba
The Milky Way
The Mona Lisa
The Moon
The Spinx
The Statue Of The Shoe That Almost Hit George Bush
The Tiny Jack Hiding In The Wall Of My Trunk For When I Have A Flat Tire
The Transistor
The Voynich Manuscript
The Wheel
The World Trade Center (WTC)
The Zener Diode
Theremin
TI-84 Graphing Calculator
Tofu
Tom Scott's Best Thing Survey
Torn Apart Skunk Dog Toy
Trans Flag
Tumblr Anon Hatemail
Tungsten Cube
Two Paper Cockatiels On A Wire Stand On My Desk
Umbrella Hat
Unicorn Pillow Pet
Vicks Vaprorub
Vincent Van Gogh's Sunflowers Painting
Vintage Railway Poster
Walkable City
Water
Water Bottle
Water Snake Wiggler
White Boards
White Out
Wind Chime
Wings of Fire Slightly Used Coloring Book
Wireless Headphones
Working McDonalds Ice Cream Machine
www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com
Xbox 360
Yoga Ball
Yu-Gi-Oh Cards
Zipper
Ōdachi
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Bold all that apply to your muse as a child. (In modern verse if you write a historical or fantasy character.)
FUTURE JOB - ninja, pirate, vet, actor, astronaut, cooker, builder, knight, indiana jones, wizard, a parent, barbie, action man, writer, prince or princess, hero, villain, teacher, doctor, nurse, army man, rapper, singer, dancer, youtuber, twitch streamer, zookeeper, gardener, sailor, fisherman, carpenter, monarch, pilot.
FEARS - thunderstorms, strangers, space, abandonment, the dark, clowns, loud noises, dogs, spiders, masks, puppets, boys, girls, cooties, bugs, big objects, water, hell, being told off, police, new places, bullies, being wrong, ghosts.
PAINT YOUR BEDROOM - pink, blue, green, brown, yellow, orange, purple, neons, pastels, beige, mismatched multicolour, dark blue, wall mural, black, grey, white.
DECORATE YOUR BEDROOM - posters torn carefully cut from magazines, maps of fictional lands, books, cassettes or cds, lavalamp, minifridge, your very own tv, games console, teddies, pirate ship, floor length mirror, fairylights, funko dolls, vhs or dvds, dinosaurs, beanbags, animals, framed posters, stickers, pokemon, princesses, glow in the dark stars, corkboard full of photos, awards, your own art, disney princesses, marvel heroes, ben 10 theme, cartoon network show theme, animes, space theme, fantasy theme.
TOYBOX - barbie, ken, action man, my first science kit, csi lab kit, tamagotchi, cuddly teddy, pirate ship, horse, lego, furby, easybake oven, archeology kit, pokemon cards, beyblades, disney princesses, baby doll, sword, gun, crown, recorder, spy gear, slinky, beanie babies, colouring set, paints, play doh, simpsons, disney princess dolls, marvel action figures, books, puzzle books, wizard broom, robes, dollhouse, space ship, ray guns, walkie talkies, craft kits, slime, fidget spinners, fake tattoos, football, basketball, skateboard, swings, mini ant farm, seamonkies, rock em sock em robots, stretch armstrong, he man, my little pony, care bears, girls world styling head, mostly broken, sticky, pristine, no batteries, perfect working order, crayons, sunbleached, well loved.
BOOKBAG - harry potter, bfg, the hunger games, wheres wally, winnie the pooh, the very hungry caterpillar, matilda, the cat in the hat, the lord of the rings, charlottes web, northern lights, lion witch and the wardrobe, goodnight moon, where the wild things are, the tale of peter rabbit, charlie and the chocolate factory, stuart little, alices adventures in wonderland, a series of unfortunate events, bridge to terabithia, diary of a wimpy kid, anne frank diary of a young girl, the outsiders, the jungle book, the wonderful wizard of oz, peter pan, the secret garden, the wind in the willows, how to draw.
WARDROBE - tshirts with your fave cartoon characters, youtuber merch, scuffed jeans, plasticy fancy dress costumes, pretty dresses, button down shirts, woolen sweaters, floral skirts jean shorts, cargo pants, handmedowns, brand new, grass stains, mud stains, three days worn, clean on, all one colour, too many different colours, plain tshirts, hoody, custom printed novelty tops, bows, animal onesies, pufferjackets, bodywarmer, mittens, bobblehats, hats with ears, sunglasses, earmuffs, pastels, oversaturated dark colours, crinkled, ironed, smells floral, smells musky, animal print, sparkles, double denim, too big, too small, just right, karate uniform, scouts uniform, school uniform.
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90s/00s Toys & Games (Personal Memories)
Toys
101 Dalmatians
Aladdin
Baby All Gone (Choosy)
Barbie (Ken, Little Sister Kelly, Baby Brother Tommy, Baywatch, Figure skater, skipper)
Beast Wars
Digimon figures
Dolly Maker
Doodle Bear
Easy Bake Oven
Etch-a-Sketch
Finger Skateboard (Tecdeck)
Furby
Fur Real Kittens
Hot Wheels
Jurassic Park
Lego
The Lion King
Little Professor Calculator
Littlest Pet Shop
Lite Brite
Magic 8-Ball
Magic Mic
Magna Doodle
Micro Machines
Mr Potato Head
My Little Pony
Password Journal
Play-Doh
Pocahontas
Pogs
Pokemon (Cards)
Polly Pocket
Poo-Chi
Pooch Patrol
Popples
Pound Puppies
Power Rangers
Power Wheels
Puppy in my Pocket
Puppy / Kitty Surprise
Silly Putty
Sky Dancers
Slinkie
Snow Cone Maker (Peanuts)
Spice Girls Dolls
Spice Girls Collectors Photo Album
Spirograph
Sticky Hands
Styrofoam Planes
Tamagotchi / Nano / Giga Pet / Digimon
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tickle Me Elmo
Tuggles
TY Beanie Babies
View Master
Voltron Lions (Red)
Yak Bak
Yu-Gi-Oh Cards
Electronics
Discman
Hit Clips
Nintendo
Nintendo Game Boy (GBC, GBA)
Sega Game Gear
Sega Genesis
Sony Playstation
Sony Playstation 2
Super Nintendo
Tiger Games
Walkman
Games
Barrel of Monkeys
Battleship
Bop It
Buckaroo
Checkers
Clue
Connect Four
Crocodile Dentist
Don’t Wake Daddy
Guess Who
Hungry, Hungry Hippos
Jacks
Jenga
Ker-Plunk
Let’s Go Fishing
Life
Marbles
Mastermind
Mouse Trap
Mr Bucket
Nightmare / Atmosphere
Operation
Pick-Up Sticks
Simon
Trouble
Twister
Yahtzee
Sports/Outdoors
Archery
Badminton
Basketball
Biking
Bubbles
Cards (Crazy 8’s, Slap the Jack, WAR, Go Fish)
Frisbee
Hacky Sack
Playgrounds
Pogo Ball
Rollerblades
Scooters
Sidewalk Chalk
Skating
Skip-it
Skipping Ropes
Soccer Baseball (Kickball)
Soccer Dodgeball
Snow forts
Street Hockey
Super Soaker
Swimming (Backyard Blow-up pools, floaties/toys)
Velcro Toss
McDonald’s Happy Meal / Burger King Toys
101 Dalmatians
Animal Kingdom
Babe
Barbie
Beanie Babies
Beast Wars
Disney Collections
Disney Finger Puppets
Disney World
Dragonball Z
Flintstones
Furby
Hercules
Inspector Gadgets
Kratt’s Creatures
Lion King II Plushies
The Little Mermaid
Mulan
Oliver and Company
Pocahontas
Pokemon
Sonic
Space Jam
Spiderman
Tamagotchi
Tarzan
Toy Story
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