peddling-rp-memes

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NSFW SENTENCES BUT NOT JUST THE SEXY PARTS

including some kink stuff, negotiations, accidents, awkwardness, dirty talk, degradation, dom/sub stuff.

'i need you. but first i should tell you...'

'i didn't know you could do that.'

'you're... really flexible.'

'i didn't mean to do that.'

'fuck! i think i broke something.'

'you want me to put it... where?'

'and you'll definitely enjoy that?'

'i didn't know that was possible.'

'okay, just tell me what to do.'

'i think i've got the hang of it now.'

'is that supposed to happen?'

'fuck, you look so hot when you do that.'

'sorry, sorry— you just looked really funny.'

'look at me.'

'no closing your eyes. i want you to see this.'

'look how pretty you are.'

'you look like a wreck.'

'i think you ruined me.'

'you really like seeing me like this?'

'you really think it looks good?'

'i can barely resist you.'

'you look so perfect.'

'swallow.'

'c'mon, you can take it a bit deeper.'

'shit! did that hurt?'

'i want to go harder but i don't want to hurt you.'

'i want it to hurt.'

'i want to be so sore i can't walk.'

'really got your mouth full there, huh?'

'i can see myself moving inside you.'

'you're so loose i can't feel a thing.'

'you're so tight i can barely move.'

'shit, you're bleeding.'

'did you just cum?'

'did you just pee?'

'fuck, i just lost control...'

'i don't think i can stop...'

'i can feel myself leaking...'

'wait, wait— i need a minute—'

'slow down—'

'i can't, it hurts...'

'i'll keep you here all night if i have to.'

'god, you're so swollen.'

'god, these marks are so red.'

'look at that puffy hole.'

'want me to kiss it better?'

'i want you to fill me up.'

'i want you to stretch me out.'

'i want to see them fuck you.'

'i want my cock to be the only thing you can think about.'

'you're so wet i could stick anything in here.'

'they can do anything they want to you.'

'i love looking at this little hole.'

'be a good slut, won't you?'

'you're so horny tonight.'

'you're so demanding tonight.'

'i don't know if i can do that.'

'i'm going to give you everything you want.'

'hey, looks as if you like that, huh?'

'no need to answer. since you can't, anyway.'

'i think they're enjoying it.'

'you're not in charge tonight.'

'just relax and take it.'

'give it to me already.'

'i don't care, just do it!'

'you know what i want.'

'put your fingers inside me already.'

'i swear i can take it.'

'you haven't even seen half of what i can do yet.'

'don't you want to make me happy?'

'you're making me so proud.'

'do you need a break?'

'let me clean you up.'

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for muses that are getting to know each other

❝ what's your favorite color and why? ❞

❝ can i come with you? ❞

❝ you have a nice smile, has anyone ever told you that before? ❞

❝ how do you take your coffee? ❞

❝ sorry, what was your name again? ❞

❝ it just occurred to me i never asked you what your last name is. ❞

❝ actually we've met before. ❞

❝ i've heard a few things about you. ❞

❝ care to join me? ❞

❝ i'm not really sure why i trust you. ❞

❝ i don't usually talk this much, it just feels easy to say stuff when you're listening. ❞

❝ i know we don't know each other that well but if you wanna talk about it... ❞

❝ could you help me with something? ❞

❝ do you like it here? ❞

❝ are you new around here? ❞

❝ you can ask me anything you want. i promise i'll answer truthfully except the things i feel like lying about. ❞

❝ i don't mean to be too forward, you just seem like you could use a friend right now. ❞

❝ you can come with me. i mean if you don't have anyone waiting for you. ❞

❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞

❝ do you like this music? i can change it. ❞

❝ what are your favorite snacks? ❞

❝ really? i wouldn't have guessed that about you. ❞

❝ do you mind if i ask about it? ❞

ACTIONS:

VISIT: for sender to go to receiver's home for the first time

VISITED: for receiver to go to sender's home for the first time

CRYING: for sender to see receiver cry for the first time

CRIED: for receiver to see sender cry for the first time

BEGIN: sender and receiver are on their first date together

TRIP: our muses go on a group trip but end up stuck together, away from the rest of their friends.

SITUATION: our muses are acquainted because one of them is their friend's roommate. muse a shows up when their friend isn't there and ends up hanging out with muse b one on one.

GO: our muses go to a zoo or theme park together and get lost.

INVITE: sender cooks for receiver for the first time

INVITED: receiver cooks for sender for the first time

TOGETHER: our muses spend the night for the first time

TRY: our muses hooked up and are hanging out the next day

COMFORT: sender is going through a break up and receiver offers to cheer them up

COMFORTED: receiver is going through a break up and sender offers to cheer them up

OFFER: sender gives receiver a ride to the airport/picks them up

OFERED: receiver gives sender a ride to the airport/picks them up

AID: sender helps receiver redecorate

AIDING: receiver helps sender redecorate

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MEAN WITH A HINT OF COMEDY - Mean / Sarcastic Sentence Meme

❛❛ Seriously, that was your best idea? ❜❜ 

❛❛ I didn’t know what I was expected. ❜❜ 

❛❛ How humanity survived so long is a mystery to me. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m surrounded by idiots. ❜❜ 

❛❛ How are you going to explain this shit away? ❜❜ 

❛❛ What is wrong with you- No, what is right with you? ❜❜ 

❛❛ And you just had to leave the body on my carpet? ❜❜ 

❛❛ I keep screaming but no one hears me. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Each time your mouth opens all that comes out is the sound of Mr. Bean. ❜❜ 

❛❛ It takes time and patience to be a good person, neither of which I have enough off. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I tried to tell you not to, but like, not too loud. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I just woke up and I’m already going back to bed. ❜❜ 

❛❛ You haven’t choked on your tongue, that on itself is surprising. ❜❜ 

❛❛ There’s nothing I hate more than everything. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Maybe I was the idiot for aligning myself with you guys. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Is that blood? I swear to god if the feds show up again- ❜❜ 

❛❛ What the fuck do you want me to do? ❜❜ 

❛❛ You fucked your way into this, and you’re gonna have to unfuck yourself. ❜❜ 

❛❛ You’re being nice, so where is the body and get the shovel. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I was a good kid, how did I end up with you fuckers. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Yeah, I knew that was going to end up badly. I just needed to watch it happen. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m not even going to comment. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Oh, for fuck’s sake. ❜❜ 

❛❛ What did you do now? ❜❜ 

❛❛ That breaks several international laws, state laws, country laws, and nautical laws. ❜❜ 

❛❛ As long as you drop everything and focus on me, I should be fine. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I don’t like this, so I’m going to bed. ❜❜ 

❛❛ People in the dark ages had this figured out, but no. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m going nowhere near any kids, polio is too hip and cool among parents for my tastes. ❜❜ 

❛❛ What are you doing? Why are you touching me? No. Help. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I don’t like what your thinking and I don’t even know what it is. ❜❜ 

❛❛ That’s enough emotions for today, goodnight. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I have depression and I’m depressed, Karen. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’ll find out what you’re hiding, and when I do, I’ll be really pissed. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Did you just now figure it out? ❜❜

❛❛ Their evil plan wasn’t even that complicated yet it completely went through you? ❜❜ 

❛❛ Are you even listening to me? ❜❜ 

❛❛ What are you waiting for, a formal invitation? ❜❜ 

❛❛ We’re not friends, I just need you alive. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Do you even know what a book is? A b-o-o-k. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Are you dumb, or did you just drink a bottle of horse tranquilizer? ❜❜ 

❛❛ Common sense is the sixth sense you’re all missing. ❜❜  

❛❛ Look at me, look into the face of a broken person. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I don’t hate you as much as I do others, that’s it. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I don’t know why you woke me up, I was busy playing girl. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Please remove me as your emergency contact, my phone won’t stop ringing. ❜❜ 

❛❛ You’re not dead so it clearly worked. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Why would I do that- This better be good coffee. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m going to regret this, but I would miss you if you died. ❜❜ 

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𝐘𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐀-𝐙 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

A - Affection: How affectionate are they during sex? Is it different with people they're romantically involved with? Can they sleep with people they aren't?

B - Body: Are they into a specific physique? Why or why not? Are they just preferences or complete turn offs?

C - Chatter: Do they like to talk during the act? If so what do they like to talk about? Is it just dirty talk or something different?

D - Dominance: Are they into those types of power dynamics? Or do they like to stick to whose topping and bottoming? If they are into it why? If they aren't why not?

E - Erotica: Do they read or watch it? Does it get them in the mood? Do they create it themselves?

F - Food: Do they believe certain foods can be aphrodisiacs? If so what foods are like that for them? Do they like using food in the bedroom or is it too messy?

G - Group sex: Have they ever tried it? Would they ever want to try it if they haven't? If they don't enjoy it why not?

H - Humiliation: Are they into it? Why or why not? How far will they go? Do they enjoy being de-humanized or is it more being made fun of?

I - Intensity: Do they like intense scenes? Or are they more a slow and take their time kind of person?

J - Jousting: Do they like having more than one object or person inside of them? If so do they prefer toys or just multiple partners? Are they curious about it?

K - Kiss and Tell: Do they talk about their sex life to others? If they do do they go into detail or are they more casual about it? Do they share photos with other people or are those private?

L - Licking: Do they enjoy using their tongue on their partners or is it too gross? If so what are their favorite places to use their tongue?

M - Masturbation: Is it a part of sex for your muse? Or is it something completely different? Do they enjoy watching their partner or being watched?

N - Nope: Do they enjoy orgasm denial or do they want to see how many times they can make their partner cum? Somewhere in-between?

O - Open: Do they enjoy having things in their mouth? If so what are their favorite oral fixations? (fingers, toys, giving oral, etc.)

P - Preference: Does size really matter to your muse? Whether it be for others or toys in general. Do they have a favorite type of toy they like to use? If so is it the same to use on other people?

Q - Quiet: Do they enjoy trying to see how long their partner can last without making a sound? Do they enjoy loud or quiet partners?

R - Risk: Are they into some risky kinks? (breath play, exhibitionism, blood play, etc.) If so what are their favorites? Do they practice them safely?

S - Suspension: Are they into being suspended like on a swing or during rope play? Or if not, what's the highest place they've ever had sex?

T - TMI: Your opportunity to talk about any dirty thing you want to talk about with your muse. Could be kinks they like or just facts.

U - Underwear: Do they enjoy lingerie or dressing up for their partner? Or is it too much of a hassle? Favorite garments to wear? Do they ever go without underwear?

V - Violation: Are there any kinks your muse flat out won't do or even people they know? Are bringing them up enough to turn your muse away from a potential partner for good? Any pet names get them like that?

W - Water: Do they enjoy shower sex or anywhere else that's wet like a pool or hot tub? Is it too awkward?

X - X Ray: What's going on under your muse's clothes? Do they have any special scars or places they like to be touched or avoided? Describe their physique and anything else you'd like to expand on.

Y - Yes: Do they have any specific turn ons? Things that will automatically make your muse say yes to sleeping with someone else. If not what are some other things that get them in a more romantic mood? Lighting? Dinner?

Z - Zones: Favorite places they like to be touched? Are some less obvious than others? Any places they absolutely hate being touched?

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Send “🔍“for an obscure fact about my muse.

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Multimuse Playthings

A wee collection of multimuse oriented memes, and ultimately another love letter to all my fellow multimuse muns <3

Send 📐 to compare your muse's height to the tallest and shortest of my muses

Send🕯️for a starter of a blind date with one of my muses selected by RNG

Send 👥 for a headcanon involving two of my muses (feel free to specify who or leave it up to the mun to decide)

Send "Most to Least" + something to rank my muses in a list format

Send 🗣️ for one of my muses (selected by RNG) to tell yours their thoughts on someone they share the muse roster with

Send 🎟️ + two of my muses' names for a drabble of a scene featuring the two of them

Send 🤝 for 1-3 of my muses yours hasn't interacted with yet and a plot idea

Send ➰ + two of my muses' names for a description of what a fusion between them might look like

Send 🔄 + two of my muses' names for them two swap bodies

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Send me 💤 for my muse to talk to your muse while they're sleeping

Maybe they're sick/injured, maybe they're sharing a moment in bed- maybe your muse isn't even actually asleep! Remember to specify for multimuses.

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Send me 🔥 for one of the mun's fanon pet peeves about the muse!

OR send ❤️‍🔥 for a piece of fanon the mun enjoys about the muse!

Remember to specify for multimuses! And that opinions about fictional characters are not personal attacks, NOR a reason to hate someone.

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𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? 🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it? 💸have they ever or would they ever accept money or gifts in exchange for sex? 🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners? 🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option? 🫂how do they feel about friends with benefits? 🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant? 🏳️‍🌈what’s their sexual orientation? have they ever experimented outside of that [for more binary orientations such as heterosexual/homosexual]? 👄do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more? ↕️are they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch? 🛏️what’s their favorite position? 🔢what’s their body count? 🕒what’s the longest time they went without engaging in sexual activity with a partner? [masturbation doesn’t count] 👀how do they feel about voyeurism? exhibitionism? 🏬would they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public? 🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual? ❤️‍🔥what’s their most erogenous zone? 💋do they like to kiss while having sex? do they cuddle afterward? 💦what’s their immediate post-orgasm reaction? 🫶what does after care look like for them?

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Send me a musician and I'll tell you a song that fits each of my muse’s ships.

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༘⋆｡ things overheard at the bar starters.

WARNINGS: alcohol

no,  i'm  not  hitting  on  you.  unless  it's  working.

you're  not  doing  karaoke  again.

why  are  there  fries  in  your  purse?

what's  the  strongest  drink  on  the  menu?

no,  i  don't  remember  your  name.

you  come  here  often?

what's  your  star  sign?

if  you  tell  anyone  what  i'm  about  to  say,  i'll  key  your  car.

it's  last  call.  get  a  drink  or  go  home.

they  just  tipped  with  monopoly  money.

i  think  i'm  in  love...

i'm  saving  this  story  for  your  future  wedding  toast.

i'm  your  wingperson  tonight,  give  me  the  target.

you're  not  from  around  here,  are  you?

i'm  your  best  friend,  not  your  conscience.

say  that  again  and  i  will  make  a  scene.

you're  my  bestie  now,  i  don't  care  that  we  met  30  seconds  ago.

i'd  buy  you  a  drink  but  i'd  rather  make  you  breakfast.

this  one's  on  my  tab.

is  that  a  fake  id?

i  swear  i  only  had  two  drinks...

this  is  a  judgement  free  zone.

they  said  they were working  late... 

let's  play  pool.  if  i  win,  you  owe  me  a  real  conversation.

if  i  tip  you  $20,  will  you  say  i  was  never  here?

that  was  supposed  to  impress  them...

it's  not  a  fake,  it's  retro!

don't  test  me,  i'm  not  drunk  enough  to  forgive  you.

can  you  lie  and  say  i'm  not  allowed  tequila  anymore?

give  me  your  phone.

if  you  want  a  mojito,  you  can  muddle  the  mint.

i  don't  think  that's  your  real  name.

make  me  something  dangerous  and  don't  ask  questions.

you're  cut  off.

you  cannot  cry  on  a  stranger's  shoulder!

can  you  get  me  something  non-alcoholic?  i'm  designated  driver.

no,  i  don't  want  to  join  the  conga  line.

if  i  ask  for  a  double,  will  you  pretend  i'm  not  spiraling?

you  always  ruin  nights  like  this!

okay  but  technically,  i'm  turning  [18/21]  this  year.

i'm  not  your  therapist.  that'll  be  $14.

no,  you  don't  need  to  text  them,  that's  why  i  took  your  phone.

tell  him  i'm  your  sister  or  something.

you  ever  seen  somebody  ruin  their  own  life  in  5  minutes?  watch  this.

you  can  throw  up  now  or  in  my  car.

if  i  were  a  drink,  i'd  be  the  one  you  remember  tomorrow.

we  said  no  shots,  why  are  there  shots?!

promise  you  won't  hate  me  tomorrow?

let's  go  somewhere  quieter.

we  always  do  this.  drink,  flirt,  run...

i  don't  want  tonight  to  end.

can  we  get  pizza  after  this?

do  you  want  to  dance?  i  won't  step  on  your  feet.

don't  climb  on  the  table!

i  am  not  your  lawyer.

why  are  you  laughing  and  texting?!

drink  this  water.

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a handful of kinda kinky spicy headcanon q's!

does your muse enjoy pain during sex?

how many partners has your muse had?

what position is your muse's favorite? Why?

how do they go about hitting one someone?

does your muse have any more taboo kinks?

what is your muse's favorite form of foreplay?

does your muse like being retrained during sex?

what position is your muse's least favorite? Why?

has your muse ever been walked in on during sex?

what are some of your muse's absolute hard limits?

is your muse into praise or degradation during sex?

is your muse comfortable being recorded during sex?

is there a kink your muse found weird, but are now into?

what is the strangest place your muse has ever had sex?

what is your muse's chosen safeword? Have they ever used it?

would your muse ever have sex with multiple partners at once?

would your muse be comfortable with an established open relationship?

does your muse partake in hookups? Or do they prefer building relationships?

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🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 / 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  i can't stop thinking about you even when i try.  ❜ ❛  every time i see you, it's like my heart skips a beat.  ❜ ❛  i never realized how much i needed you until you weren't there.  ❜ ❛  do you ever feel like there's something missing ... like a piece of your heart is somewhere else?  ❜ ❛  i wish i had the courage to tell you how i feel.  ❜ ❛  if only you knew how much you truly mean to me.  ❜ ❛  do you ever wonder what it would be like if things were different between us?  ❜ ❛  sometimes i wonder if you ever think about me the way i think about you.  ❜ ❛  i had a lot of dreams about you recently.  ❜ ❛  somehow, you're always on my mind.  ❜ ❛  i think i've been in love with you since the day we met - scratch that, i know i've been in love with you since the day we met.  ❜ ❛  my biggest wish is to hold you close and never let you go.  ❜ ❛  all my life i've felt like a part of me was missing, but with you i've finally found it.  ❜ ❛  you deserve better than who i am right now, but i'm gonna keep trying to become someone you do deserve.  ❜ ❛  every time you smile at me, i get this flutter in my chest.  ❜ ❛  do you think i'll ever be worthy of your love?  ❜ ❛  i want to be the person to make you happy. the one person you can always come to with whatever you need.  ❜ ❛  will we ever get another chance together?  ❜ ❛  you were the best thing that's ever happened to me.  ❜ ❛  my biggest regret is ever letting you go.  ❜ ❛  i'm still in love with you ... and i honestly never stopped.  ❜ ❛  when i wake up in the morning, you're the first person i want to see.  ❜ ❛  every time i wake up, i check if you wrote me another message.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could be as important to you as you are to me.  ❜ ❛  it hurts when you don't talk to me like you used to.  ❜ ❛  i miss everything about you, your touch, your laugh, your smile. i wish i could have that back.  ❜ ❛  i want to fall asleep wrapped in your arms.  ❜ ❛  hold me closer; i always feel safer when you're with me.  ❜ ❛  there's so much i wish i was able to tell you.  ❜ ❛  i know things aren't easy right now, but i want to remain a fixture in your life. after all, you're one in mine.  ❜ ❛  i miss the way you always made me smile.  ❜ ❛  you're the reason i keep holding on.  ❜ ❛  maybe we're supposed so to remain a case of 'right person, wrong time' forever.  ❜ ❛  if only you knew how i feel about you.  ❜ ❛  i'm yearning to hold your hand in mine.  ❜ ❛  i think you are the one for me, and i hope one day i'll be the one for you, too.  ❜ ❛  do you think i'll ever become more than a friend to you?  ❜ ❛  my heart belongs to you, always and forever.  ❜ ❛  my first instinct is to protect you, no matter the cost.  ❜ ❛  i've been thinking about us a lot lately.  ❜

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below are #18 quotes taken from the classic english play hamlet, as spoken by the character ophelia. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

“Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.”

“’Tis in my memory lock’d, and you yourself shall keep the key of it.”

“He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders of his affection to me.”

“He rais’d a sigh so piteous and profound that it did seem to shatter all his bulk and end his being.”

“As you did command, I did repel his letters and denied his access to me.”

“My lord, I have remembrances of yours, that I have longed long to re-deliver.”

“Take these again; for to the noble mind, rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.”

“Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty?”

“What a noble mind is here o’erthrown!”

“And I, of ladies most deject and wretched, that suck’d the honey of his music vows, now see that noble and most sovereign reason, like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh.”

“O! woe is me, to have seen what I have seen, see what I see!”

“How should I your true love know from another one?”

“He is dead and gone, lady, he is dead and gone!”

“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.”

“Let in the maid, that out a maid never departed more.”

“I cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him i’ the cold ground.”

“Fare you well, my dove!”

“There’s rosemary, that’s for remembrance; pray, love, remember: and there is pansies, that’s for thoughts.”

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The NSFW Meme List

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ANTAGONISM — WORKING TOGETHER

"Focus for once!" "I don't trust you." "Stop following me." "Have it your way…" "Let's get this done." "Don't get any ideas." "Fine, don't trust me." "Silent treatment, eh?" "Just you try anything." "Is this a joke to you?" "Turning on me? Already?" "Trying to leave me behind?" "I should just let you die." "Better the enemy you know." "I got nothing to say to you." "You're getting on my nerves." "Like it or not, you need me." "We should do this more often." "Are you always this brooding?" "I'll play nice as long you do." "Are you capable of being quiet?" "We're in this together partner." "Tough luck, you're stuck with me." "I'm your only ticket out of here." "I'm not here because I want to be." "I already told you how it works…" "You, me, the tension between us…" "What're you going to do? Arrest me?" "You know me… for better or worse." "I'm not letting you out of my sight." "Are you getting in my way on purpose?" "Ah, come on, what's with the attitude?" "What? Scared I'll stab you in the back?" "You're here for the [ _ ] aren't you?" "Not how I saw my day going, but alright." "How was I supposed to know it was a trap?!" "Give that to me, I don't trust you with it." "Don't give me that look, this is your fault." "Lighten up, you can kill me some other time." "Not thinking of double-crossing me, are you?" "Figures you couldn't handle this on your own." "I was never letting you leave this place alive." "Doesn't this just make you all warm on the inside?" "This, here? Was never going to work out between us." "Are you capable of taking anything seriously? At all?" "What? Don't tell me you're surprised by this outcome." "The faster this is done with, the faster we can part ways."