#funyun

[catfindr]

[fritolaycorporation]

a lot of people ask us how funyuns are made

[moshieee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Yayayya

[moshieee-but-evil]

I...

That's a lot of reblogs...

@yunfox00 this surprised me so much lol

[pierrelucstl]

Marisa loves funyuns more than anything. This is the prize for @Monsterkiller59 who won the latest Gyate raffle!

[theramenrater]

ring of fire

[actual-corpse]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time in gradeschool when my tooth was loose and a fucking Funyun helped me remove it

[moshieee-but-evil]

Mmmrmrrrrrrrgggggrrr

Current Victims

@/dia-smthidk [idk tbh]

@/iguessimfished [DONE]

@/moshieee [DONE]

What is this you may ask? Hehehe I won't tell u

[inkstars1138]

Ghost Band Fanfic "Inconvenience Store"

Papa V Perpetua x Reader gen fluff. There are a few NSFW references but mainly just silliness. Papa walks into your work to buy Funyuns for the ghouls. https://archiveofourown.org/works/66125302

“Well that’s embarrassing,” he says. “That’s me. The ghouls need Funyuns.”

You know exactly who this is in front of you, as you fumble to remember where the goddamned chips are, the skull mask glinting in the old fluorescents, and you can see both of his strange, mismatched yes, at this angle one is almost black, a pit in the socket, the other a blind staring white that you know could see inside your soul.

“Funyuns are in Aisle seven,” you say, finally, Papa has been so patient with you even though he’s probably exhausted from performing.

“Grazie,” he says, wandering off through the store as Papa on the radio starts singing about putting his love in you, and you are very glad that he is not present for your blushing.

A oneshot! I am actually writing bigger things, they're just slower to get out. Please enjoy this silly story with some ghoul shenanigans and Funyuns in the meantime.

[pears-palette]

One of my besties has gotten obsessed with furbies recently, and as a loyal friend I must create her muse. So- Funyun Furby lol

[ID in Alt]

[alexanderwales]

I think that the first time I noticed an established company spicing up their product line was with Mountain Dew Code Red. I was in 9th grade (around 14 years old) and me and my friends went wild for it. Then they came out with Mountain Dew Livewire as a limited edition flavor for the summer, and I thought "they can't keep getting away with this", and then immediately bought some. It was a mainstay of our D&D nights.

To some extent, I think brands doing these weird things is just novelty injection, attempting to get some market share back. Most of the combinations won't last, since they're just not good enough, but people will see these variants in the store, and they'll say "hot damn, what's that like, I have to try it".

To a lesser extent, I'll claim that this has some element of postmodernism. There's something of parody and pastiche, a way that Reese's Puffs stuffed Reese's Cups are self-referential in concept if not in flavor.

Anyway, I was at the gas station, and came across this:

Is this not a perfect encapsulation of the modern consumer era? Is this not art? Don't you look at this and think "yes, this is the end of history, there is no further evolution past this point, only remixes of remixes, brands copulating with each other and giving birth to transient products that will fly off the shelves and then be forgotten fifteen minutes later".

I think the thing that got me most, as I stood there in the store staring at this freshly-stocked bag of onion (flavored) rings was that there's no actual ramen pictured, only the cup that ramen comes in, ramen signified by a familiar piece of styrofoam.

I felt an almost civic duty to buy them. I haven't eaten them yet, but whether they're good or not is sort of beside the point.

[sanitymakesposts]

*speaking loudly and enunciating clearly* A rapscallion, a rhyming onion.

[moshieee]

*Gives you a cake*

HAPPPPYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYY

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU

But I... I didn't do anything???

[brattylikestoeat]

[bathenaswopez]

Since season 2 is coming up, I just couldn’t resist!

Hoping the T9S writers will prove me wrong and makes these two canon.

[mailmainbutnot]