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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago
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//LOUD INCOMPREHENSIBLE POINTING//
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deathricedrawn · 1 year ago
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fishing yayyy
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emilyscartoons · 2 years ago
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New Patreon comic about Belgium, being a Capricorn, and absurdism. Revisiting these quiz questions for the comic genuinely gave me a stress headache 
As ever this is an excerpt of a longer comic, which is available to read on the $2 tier! I publish one long comic per month. 
There's tons of my work up there already to read through too, that isn't published anywhere else:
Https://patreon.com/emilyscartoons
Luv ya! Xxx
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ranastro · 1 month ago
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ASTROLOGY OBSERVATION
Hello everyone, this is a follow-up reading on astrological observations, you can find other readings in the table of contents. Since this is a hobby and the article is observed from a personal perspective, please consider it for entertainment purposes and take what is useful.
[Article disclaimer] These are my observations about moon positions:
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- Cancer Moon is like a mother, a nurturer, a mentor, a companion, they can be very tolerant, accepting of others but when their emotions are suppressed, repressed, angry they will express it with terrible intensity. However, when they return to a balanced state they will return to normal but they will mostly not forget what happened with them.
- Leo Moon/5h often has a passion for expressing themselves through art by creative forms such as music, poetry, movies, acting, playing musical instruments, painting, architecture, makeup, etc. They also often have strong personal opinions,  good for the collective; sometimes, their opinions will be a bit stubborn in their own way, they also learn a few lessons if it violates the law, causing harm to others; if they express that opinion on social platforms, many people will immediately object to that opinions of them. In many cases, their intuition is often accurate about the feeling of something wrong or shady, but the way they present evidence leads to another unrelated problem.
- Sagittarius Moon is quite humorous, they easily start conversations and tell interesting stories, they are also friendly and humane, pay attention to the events, news happening around them and also the views, the differences between the perceptions and actions of others with the same thing. They are easily angered, may say quite harsh words if someone is rude, disrespectful, steals the privacy of others, they can also remind others if their actions are wrong. They also like to analyze, they can tell a story full of nuances, causes and effects, results, how the people in that situations feel, what their views are, thoughts of them, ... so they can also be very good listeners and give advice.
- The Moon in Pisces in 8th is often dreamy, likes to immerse themselves in romantic stories, gentle gestures, sweet words, they like to experience many fairy tales with different colors, even if they have hopeless plots, but they all hope for a happy ending, besides that is a deep connection, truth, strong intensity, promoting loyalty and a little possessiveness, they want their lover's world to only have them, be honest, they want to find and understand the other person thoroughly. Therefore, they can have high demands on their partner. The Moon in this position is also passionate about art, healing, mysteries of the universe, religion, laws, prohibitions, magic, witchcraft, has experiences that transcend the physical world, intuition, tarot, ... some neurological symptoms, hallucinations, headaches if they go too far. 
- Sun/Jupiter Sagittarius easily get luck in help from elders/experienced people/younger generation/subordinates if they work together. 
And below are about Sun & Venus positions:
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- Sun, Venus Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra, Pisces/ harsh aspects between Venus and Mars can change the lover's preferences very quickly as fast as a pinwheel,. For example, they are in the process of learning about love, they may like who has beautiful appearance, famous; they pursuing romantic experiences. These positions can have feelings of love for many people at the same time if they do not intend to commit long term or understand it and do it.
- Venus Capricorn in 7th usually likes hard-working, romantic, wealthy/financially stable partners. They also like to work, or work too much, some emotional relationships attract them from the workplace, school, learning environment. These people can attract people with good economic background, in leadership, management, team leader positions, good communication but a bit patriarchal and possessive. Tend to marry late. (If aspect between Venus Capricorn and Saturn is strong they may have the intention of not marrying)
- Sun Aries/1st can have strong positive impacts on others in work/study, they strongly motivate, help increase strength, energy for others to move forward. When someone has difficulty related to an unstable environment, difficulty concentrating on work and study, the presence of these "leaders" will help purify the atmosphere there better like a fire that clears away the fog and removes some unfavorable residues. Therefore, this position can be trusted by everyone and hold certain responsibilities in work and life. However, there may be a situation where they do wrong but stubbornly refuse to admit their mistakes, do not correct them, stubbornly do not change, causing persistent mistakes and a hot temper. Careful consideration and balance are some of the lessons they will encounter in life.
🍓~ Have a nice day ~🍓
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alyjojo · 2 months ago
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🔨 Capricorn 🍽️
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thesharkandthesnout · 7 months ago
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I thank God everyday that I have told an older, wiser adult certain things.
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Praise the Lord!
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kathybluecaller · 6 months ago
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Shura out here telling me to go draw
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cosmicspark24 · 3 months ago
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The signs with superpowers
*Disclaimer, this post is just for fun, don't take it seriously. Feel free to add your own takes in the comments!*
Aries: Thermokinesis. You are so hot(headed) you should be able to channel some heat with ease.
Taurus: Manipulating plants. I'm yet to meet a Taurus without a green thumb.
Gemini: Mimic. You are great at picking up knowledge/skills/mannerisms/beliefs from your immediate environment.
Cancer: Camouflage/invisibility. Cancer doesn't want you in their business.
Leo: Glamour. Being able to project whatever person/aesthetic onto themselves to conquer.
Virgo: Granting wishes. To help you, a Virgo will do whatever needs happen.
Libra: Telepathy. A libra being able to read minds (to keep their environment harmonious) and communicate on a mental level is heaven.
Scorpio: Hypnosis/X-Ray vision. It's those eyes.
Sagittarius: Flight. Self-explanatory.
Capricorn: Geomancy. You like to go hard or go home. I feel like being able to move mountains is a big enough responsibility for you.
Aquarius: Aquamancy. You're not the water bearer for nothing. Get to water bending.
Pisces: Healing. Pisces energy is just so beautiful to be around. I wanna wrap you up in a blanket.
@cosmicspark24
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nefertitiacai · 2 years ago
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Short astrology observation dump 🩷
Virgo placements are generally known to be quite organised but to me they give vibes similar to a messy productive person just like Ghibli characters. It's wholesome. Ghibli movies seem to exude Virgo energy a lot. Like its focus on little day to day mundane lifestyle and down to earth characters. (reminds me of themes related to the 6th house)
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Talking about vibes, I have one more weird one with Scorpio placements LOL. They generally have this cat-like expression and exude cat-like energy. You know when you earn the trust of a cat and it shows its vulnerable side to you by exposing its belly while laying down, purring, slowly blinking while making eye contact with you to let you know that it loves you...yeah...
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Bonus : me a tall Sagittarius rising holding my short "intimidating 🥺" Scorpio rising friends like :
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8th house placements are known to be secretive but I know someone who has prominent Gemini placements in that house (sun conjunct mercury) who overshares as a way of shielding some other stuff (which seems as if they are usually prettily plotting something in the back). And if they secretly don't like you then know that they've told your secrets to someone or many.
[TW: mention of depression, bullying and anxiety] (This is based on personal experience as that person did something like that to me [gossiping and bullying] and later I found that, that person had a series of bad luck happening to them and they also suffered from depression and anxiety due to it, the consequences which 8th house puts a person through karma.
Also to note I have Saturn in the 8th house so my wrongdoers generally face some troublesome consequences is what I have noticed however it is also like a double edged sword)
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Well Libra placements are known to be indecisive but have you ever met a person who has their sun in opposition with moon 💀😭.
(my brother has this placement, Virgo sun in opposition to Pisces moon and MAN CAN'T CHOOSE fr. Like he is always like "should I post this" "which one should I order" "this is good, this too, no this might be better but no". )
They be sayin that Cancers and Pisces are cute but nah my big homies Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo and Aries are the CUTEST.
Idk if it's just me but me with them exudes the same energy as this video:
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waitineedaname · 3 months ago
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I don't put any stock into astrology but I do think it's fun to find out fictional characters' zodiac signs. Like, Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are both Scorpios? That explains everything. Hua Cheng is a Gemini? That makes complete sense. Shen Qingqiu is a Virgo/Libra cusp, no wonder he's Like That
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rinabirgul · 9 months ago
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''i don't like girls who talk about zodiacs''
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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago
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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted
#marvel rivals#snap chats#AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M#NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it#Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you#and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB#AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed#LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me#AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss#its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie#she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS#‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES#i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn#we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that#i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms#i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh#anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke#again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain
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lucksea · 3 months ago
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+ i have been considering. animal companions. as part of my hdm reread
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crabbytime · 9 days ago
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I really love the Ultraman Graffiti style even if I have 0 clue what happens in the OVA itself because IT'S NOT SUBBED AND I'M SAD ABOUT IT
I'm also realizing this is the first time I'm posting Capricorn and Cataster here so. Surprise
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fvckastrology · 9 months ago
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advice for the rising signs 🌅
do people still use tumblr?
aries: unclench your jaw sis
taurus: put some jewelry on, you showered today right?
gemini: pick ONE person in your phone and stop leading on the rest my guy
cancer: apologize to them!!!! you know who!
leo: nothing baby you’re perfect (saving myself an argument here)
virgo: drink your probiotics, baby bubblegut ily
libra: stop cheating on your gf/bf/theyf
scorpio: take a yoga class, fucking chill bro
sagittarius: opposite of scorpio, don’t chill, straighten up, get it together messy bitch
capricorn: order a pizza, take a day off, rob a bank, who knows?
aquarius: go to the library and learn to sit with your thoughts….. QUIETLY.
pisces: throw away your vape & block him
disclaimer: i’m not a licensed advice-giver, you are not a sim you have free will & autonomy xo
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alyjojo · 1 month ago
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🥹 Cancer & Capricorn 😬
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