#funny Capricorn

[deathricedrawn]

fishing yayyy

[xxplastic-cubexx]

//LOUD INCOMPREHENSIBLE POINTING//

[emilyscartoons]

New Patreon comic about Belgium, being a Capricorn, and absurdism. Revisiting these quiz questions for the comic genuinely gave me a stress headache 

As ever this is an excerpt of a longer comic, which is available to read on the $2 tier! I publish one long comic per month. 

There's tons of my work up there already to read through too, that isn't published anywhere else:

Https://patreon.com/emilyscartoons

Luv ya! Xxx

[alyjojo]

🔨 Capricorn 🍽️

[thesharkandthesnout]

I thank God everyday that I have told an older, wiser adult certain things.

Praise the Lord!

[kathybluecaller]

Shura out here telling me to go draw

[cosmicspark24]

The signs with superpowers

*Disclaimer, this post is just for fun, don't take it seriously. Feel free to add your own takes in the comments!*

Aries: Thermokinesis. You are so hot(headed) you should be able to channel some heat with ease.

Taurus: Manipulating plants. I'm yet to meet a Taurus without a green thumb.

Gemini: Mimic. You are great at picking up knowledge/skills/mannerisms/beliefs from your immediate environment.

Cancer: Camouflage/invisibility. Cancer doesn't want you in their business.

Leo: Glamour. Being able to project whatever person/aesthetic onto themselves to conquer.

Virgo: Granting wishes. To help you, a Virgo will do whatever needs happen.

Libra: Telepathy. A libra being able to read minds (to keep their environment harmonious) and communicate on a mental level is heaven.

Scorpio: Hypnosis/X-Ray vision. It's those eyes.

Sagittarius: Flight. Self-explanatory.

Capricorn: Geomancy. You like to go hard or go home. I feel like being able to move mountains is a big enough responsibility for you.

Aquarius: Aquamancy. You're not the water bearer for nothing. Get to water bending.

Pisces: Healing. Pisces energy is just so beautiful to be around. I wanna wrap you up in a blanket.

@cosmicspark24

[nefertitiacai]

Short astrology observation dump 🩷

Virgo placements are generally known to be quite organised but to me they give vibes similar to a messy productive person just like Ghibli characters. It's wholesome. Ghibli movies seem to exude Virgo energy a lot. Like its focus on little day to day mundane lifestyle and down to earth characters. (reminds me of themes related to the 6th house)

Talking about vibes, I have one more weird one with Scorpio placements LOL. They generally have this cat-like expression and exude cat-like energy. You know when you earn the trust of a cat and it shows its vulnerable side to you by exposing its belly while laying down, purring, slowly blinking while making eye contact with you to let you know that it loves you...yeah...

Bonus : me a tall Sagittarius rising holding my short "intimidating 🥺" Scorpio rising friends like :

8th house placements are known to be secretive but I know someone who has prominent Gemini placements in that house (sun conjunct mercury) who overshares as a way of shielding some other stuff (which seems as if they are usually prettily plotting something in the back). And if they secretly don't like you then know that they've told your secrets to someone or many.

[TW: mention of depression, bullying and anxiety] (This is based on personal experience as that person did something like that to me [gossiping and bullying] and later I found that, that person had a series of bad luck happening to them and they also suffered from depression and anxiety due to it, the consequences which 8th house puts a person through karma.

Also to note I have Saturn in the 8th house so my wrongdoers generally face some troublesome consequences is what I have noticed however it is also like a double edged sword)

Well Libra placements are known to be indecisive but have you ever met a person who has their sun in opposition with moon 💀😭.

(my brother has this placement, Virgo sun in opposition to Pisces moon and MAN CAN'T CHOOSE fr. Like he is always like "should I post this" "which one should I order" "this is good, this too, no this might be better but no". )

They be sayin that Cancers and Pisces are cute but nah my big homies Capricorn, Scorpio, Leo and Aries are the CUTEST.

Idk if it's just me but me with them exudes the same energy as this video:

[waitineedaname]

I don't put any stock into astrology but I do think it's fun to find out fictional characters' zodiac signs. Like, Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are both Scorpios? That explains everything. Hua Cheng is a Gemini? That makes complete sense. Shen Qingqiu is a Virgo/Libra cusp, no wonder he's Like That

[rinabirgul]

''i don't like girls who talk about zodiacs''

[fvckastrology]

advice for the rising signs 🌅

do people still use tumblr?

aries: unclench your jaw sis

taurus: put some jewelry on, you showered today right?

gemini: pick ONE person in your phone and stop leading on the rest my guy

cancer: apologize to them!!!! you know who!

leo: nothing baby you’re perfect (saving myself an argument here)

virgo: drink your probiotics, baby bubblegut ily

libra: stop cheating on your gf/bf/theyf

scorpio: take a yoga class, fucking chill bro

sagittarius: opposite of scorpio, don’t chill, straighten up, get it together messy bitch

capricorn: order a pizza, take a day off, rob a bank, who knows?

aquarius: go to the library and learn to sit with your thoughts….. QUIETLY.

pisces: throw away your vape & block him

disclaimer: i’m not a licensed advice-giver, you are not a sim you have free will & autonomy xo

[ravensdecent36]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

[starrymothastrology]

What the signs would be doing in a group chat:

Aries: tries to quickly reply to as much as possible in the shortest amount of time

Taurus: the one keeping the group chat alive... regardless if anyone is available to text

Gemini: trying to spill some tea, but constantly getting sidetracked

Cancer: texts way too late at night because they overthought again

Leo: drops a pic of something in their vicinity at random points of the day

Virgo: *might* pop in every so often just so you know they're alive

Libra: just leaves a thumbs up and dips out

Scorpio: reads everything, says nothing (unless it really strikes a nerve)

Sagittarius: sends dad jokes when they're bored because they don't even know if anyone's actually reading the messages

Capricorn: has the whole group chat on mute 24/7

Aquarius: just throws memes in, regardless of relevance

Pisces: uses enough emojis per message to make everyone else wonder if the message is just a random Copypasta

[alyjojo]

🥹 Cancer & Capricorn 😬

[777astrology]

Easiest sign to spot:

Standards:

They look like it

They dress like it

They act like it

They vibe like it

They accept it

Hardest to read:

12. Gemini/Mercury: Low Relationship (1/5)

11. Cancer/Moon: Low Encounters (1.5/5)

10. Sagittarius/Jupiter: Low Conforming (2/5)

Hard to read:

9. Capricorn/Saturn: Average Dominant (2.5/5)

8. Pisces/Neptune: Average Spiritualist (3/5)

7. Aquarius/Uranus: Average Weirdness (3.5/5)

Easy to read:

6. Libra/Venus: (3/5): High Flirt (4/5)

5. Taurus/Ceres (3.5/5): High Rigidness (4/5)

4. Aries/Mars (3.5/5): High Anger (4.5/5)

Easiest to read:

3. Leo/Sun: Extreme Party Going (5/5)

2. Scorpio/Pluto: Extreme Mediumship (5/5)

1. Virgo/Chiron: Extreme Nitpicking (5/5)