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thegeekinsights · 6 months ago

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#funny horse names #fuuny #horse #names #pets

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lylahammar · 1 year ago

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Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

#I imagine her music sounds something like a happy medium between Sza and Ashnikko :3 #but maybe more EDM #her style is very raver girl so it fits #it was pretty funny designing basically a lingerie harness for a horse body LMAO #that was actually what inspired her design #I was thinkin about how it would be cool to try to combine strappy harness-y raver girl fashion with horse tack #I'm deffo gonna draw her more bc I already have so many fashion ideas for her #also I've realized that I rly love doing graffiti designs lol I got carried away with her name #it probs distracts the eye too much in the composition but w/e it was fun 😂#my art #character design #original character #OC #centaur #OCs #eye strain

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thatmultifandomchick · 2 years ago

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Saw a post about weird racehorse names, and decided to show off some of my personal favorites.

#horses #funny horse names #funny

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keymintt · 11 months ago

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pack of three

#art #painting #watercolor #ocs #honeybee #grimm #my art #traditional #horse #the animals are weird for worldbuilding reasons #we got a robot coyote a doghorse and grimm. all somewhat dog #also their horse (still to be named) is part border collie. absolute wretched peast that is far too smart #anyways i haven't done watercolors in a hot minute. which is funny bc i started off painting with watercolors

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feybeasts · 1 year ago

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"hey fey, why are you so good at taurs?"

so, confession time,

#fey's art #c:lena #I think her name would be “Story Flow” or something like that #i dunno man you follow enough people who draw the funny horses #you draw funny horses again sometimes #thems the breaks

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camels-pen · 11 months ago

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ponder for a moment, zosanuso with Zoro realizing he likes pet names

Sanji and Usopp get together first. They are very lovey dovey and sappy because Sanji is lovey dovey and sappy and Usopp loves it, gets very swept away with it, and does his best to reciprocate. This shit is practically the bane of Zoro's existence. And that's not even getting into the pet names.

Some time later, he's got the realization that oh, huh, he likes Usopp. And oh, ugh, he likes the Cook too. And he might lament his own feelings about it, but eventually he tells them and then Zoro has two boyfriends.

And then one morning, Usopp comes to breakfast looking incredibly sleepy, and casually gives a "Morning, babe" to Zoro before taking his seat.

And Zoro finds he likes that. He really really likes it. And he's definitely showing it on his face somehow because soon after Sanji is ranting and raving about Zoro being an absolute hypocrite, because how dare he complain all this time about Sanji and Usopp calling each other honey and cher and darling, when he was just as bad as them-

Usopp is more awake now and trying not to laugh, for Zoro's sake. Zoro is very red and keeps trying to interrupt Sanji, but Sanji just talks louder over him. Zoro would start a fight, but Sanji hadn't finished serving breakfast yet and his arms are full of plates so he's forced to suffer.

#one piece #zosanuso #zosansopp #sanuso #roronoa zoro #usopp #sanji #nemotime #what other pet names would zoro like beside 'babe'? no fuckin clue #oh. maybe hed like symbolic stuff. and specifically 'mossy' from sanji #symbolic stuff would be like 'my light' 'my moon' 'my unwavering horse'#that last one is a my hero joke dw about it. its funny to think of zoro being called that and then just exploding from how much he likes it #'my tether' 'my ocean' 'my courage' stuff like that. usopp and sanji tag team zoro all the time to make him blush #theyre so like. ugh. i love this ot3 usually for usopp getting tag teamed but zoro is so good for it too #give that man some love and care STAT #also tease the hell out of him. bc it is cute and also funny

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Name twinsies!

(Based on the community consensus about LWJ's grey horse's name)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #equineswap au #xiao pingguo #little apple #lan wangji #lan wunian #Took some inspiration from Pio's incredible art of horse wangji because i am merely a student in the art of horse #anyhow when I asked yall about lwj’s horse I did not think it would result in a overwhelming consensus that he’d just use ‘Wangji’#its funny as hell in canon but as an equineswap? Pure Gold #I also really need to emphasis that the ponies *do talk* in this AU. They are a co-existing civilized species #LWJ (horse) is just a quiet guy. And Little Apple hasn't been around a lot of horses #so she thinks her talking donkey roommate who suddenly switched personalities is an exception not the norm #little apple is constantly violating politeness norms by only addressing the pony’s accompanying human and not them #LWJ has achieved that alicorn immortality in this AU so yeah #this human girl was absolutely named after the horse. Possibly *by* horse lan wangji #sometimes a horse girl raises a horse and sometimes a horse raises a horsegirl #thank you once again to tumblr user clintbeefwoods for suggesting Lan Wunian as another name! It’s very well suited for her!#and i can tag the lan wangjis’ separately now <3

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isbergillustration · 1 year ago

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Horse girl & her horse

#the horse is of course named unicornis.no #which would be funnier if they had a .org domain but whatever #this joke is funny exclusively to me #sketchbooks #acrylic painting #horror art #my art #two more had leftover paint and nowhere to put it ones

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wildbasil · 7 months ago

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group therapy (they make each other worse)

#gwyn ap nudd #edern ap nudd #blodeuwedd #arthuriana #mabinogion #pa gur #medieval literature #welsh mythology #artists on tumblr #digital art #alcohol cw #art tag #------------------------------------------------------------#just as i don't think owain ap nudd exists i think gwyn godyfrion is gwyn ap gudd 😌#ok hear me out though #there are lots of gwyns in medieval welsh literature and i don't think they're all gwyn ap nudd (sadly)#but my man gwyn godyfrion. look. “dyfr” means water. like in the word dyfriog (watery). and gwyn ap nudd is very much associated with water #rides the watery horse du y moroedd. has a little chat with gwyddno garanhir who's the ruler of a kingdom that gets flooded.#dormach's funny flipper legs. rival gwythyr is associated with fire.#and there's the idea that annwn (of which gwyn ap nudd is the ruler) is itself underwater. and so on and so forth #sims-williams (‘the early welsh arthurian poems’ in arthur of the welsh. 1991) suggests godyfrion as a place name. underwater maybe.#so if gwyn godyfrion is “gwyn from under the water” i don't think it's unreasonable to suggest he's in some way connected to gwyn ap nudd #“but dizzy!! gwyn godyfrion is mentioned alongside gwyn ap nudd in culhwch and olwen!” the answer is that i simply choose to ignore that #while we're on the topic. the ddylad in creiddylad = flood #ok class dismissed #anyway gwyn and creiddylad i am pleased to tell you that my irl name means “sea” 😌 i am one of you

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rattinahatt · 5 months ago

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Little art dump of my other drawings from this week!! Lola sketches and Mingus drawings- a Mingus thats actually lined + my swap au’s Mingus concept doodles!!

#ratt art #dialtown #dialtown fanart #lola dialtown #mayor mingus #mingus crown #mingus dialtown #kys joke #dialtown swap au #dialswap #karen dunn #karen dialtown #sunflower horses #<- i think thats her and lolas ship name??#might i also suggest #karamel popcorn #because lola canonically does hold popcorn #+ i think itd be funny to steal the most obvious karen x oliver ship name like #lmaoooo if you wanna ship a gay guy and a lesbian youll have to think of a different name

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runefactorynonsense · 2 months ago

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Melotober - Day 11 - Dream

Chosen Earthmates

#Melotober #Welcome to Margot's yearly attempt to draw both of these two in the same image and maybe like it still the next day #Rune Factory #Rune Factory Frontier #RF #RF Frontier #RFF #RF1 #Rune Factory Raguna #RF Raguna #Rune Factory Ivan #RF Ivan #Rune Factory Whale Island #RF Whale Island #Rune Factory Terrable #RF Terrable #If Whale Island can talk through dreams then so can Terrable so says I because rf1 didn't say 'no'#but yEAH game 1 just drops that Ivan talks to Terrable but never says how before his ascension so it's free headcanon real estate #I loved those dream things in Frontier- it gave a wonderful extra level of a supernatural/magic feel to the protag #and any excuse I get to sloppily paint Whale Island and/or Terrable will be taken #could've had this done yesterday and queued but... funny story... it took me forever to start on it because of #a horse named Ivan that's boarded where I work. He caused some tension between his human caretakers yesterday #(just Upper Management vs Non Management spats when there are no actual real problems)#and I just. Did NOT want to even think of an Ivan. Was so grouchy. Until I got over it and sketched anyway FFFFF #Ivan the horsey. Lucky I absolutely adore him. Still mad at him for yesterday. But I'm much happier now #anyway time to submit #Margot's RF Art #I KEEP FORGETTING MY ART TAG

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peterofthedrakes · 10 months ago

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if you like my work, please consider commissioning me!

#art #peterofthedrakes #digital art #graphic art #fanart #artists on tumblr #op #one piece #dressrosa saga #bartolomeo #bartolomeo the cannibal #cavendish #cavendish of the white horse #do they have a ship name??? hope not.#to be CLEAR i do not ship these two? and i do not know why i drew this?#but i did have the passing thought that this would be really funny #so uh. here we are.#THERE IS A SHIP NAME APPARENTLY #bartocav

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cookienort · 6 months ago

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Even on my assignments I be horseposting…

#i don’t have a name for the horse but I think calling it ‘link’ to make ‘missing link’ is pretty funny here #kingdom hearts #kh #KHML #KH Brain #Brain

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arthursfuckinghat · 8 months ago

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Arthur and Barcode 𑁦𐂂𑁦 Saint Denis

#I didn't keep her last time but she's so pretty I couldn't resist #so I named her barcode :]#it's so weird riding a normal size horse when you're used to riding big horses lol #I forgot how much I loved the charles chatenay missions #he's so fucking funny #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #charles chatenay #barcode my horse #micks pics

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realsafari · 6 months ago

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actual thing that happened yesterday

me, finishing a rant about a fic i read: so yeah, the reason that he's such a well thought out and developed character, despite his appearance as a stereotypical cliché, is why he deserved a more powerful death than what we saw. It is also important to note that-

my horse i'm talking to: ...

horse: *nudges my hand as i absentmindedly pet him*

me: -and THATS why i am SO PISSED at the author for DESTROYING MY little meow meow's happiness despite the GLARING LACK of an angst tag-

horse: *snorts because a fly landed on nose*

me: oh my god, you're so right slim! *proceeds to feed him a peppermint* thats my good boy~

slim: *tosses his head because he likes mints*

me: oh yeah did i tell you about that one time-

my brain: ah yes. talking in detail to a horse, which has a brain not larger than a walnut shell, about complicated topics related to literature, is a completely normal and sane thing to do.

my friend standing behind me who came to watch me compete in my jumper competition: okay blue, what the FUCK are you on.

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spotaus · 2 months ago

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Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)

Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)

Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?

#new age au #really enjoying the idea of Reaper + Geno having an heir at some point (and them sending that heir over to Night's kingdom for #exposure to other places as well as to hang with his third cool knight dad who's hard at work 🙏)#Kane has little to no development besides being a perfect angel (foil to Reset's eventual turn to poor choices) so I'd love to do #to him what I do to every oc of mine. (Namely: Throw them into the Kingdom and see what they do.)#oh! and I could see Blue and Dream (beloved boys) listening to the warnings of possible complications if they try to have a lil babybones #and Dream deciding he'd take the risk and carry the growing soul #(<- though tbf this is MANY years into the future and they'd be well established knights of the realm)#i'm not evil so they *would* manage to avoid the twins curse and have a singular beautiful babybones #they'd get raised partially on the move but stay behind with Night and Error if the two had a more dangerous mission #and grow up to be an obnoxiously powerful warrior following after their dads #(but they'd probably be hesitant to follow into the footsteps of being a knight and might go on a quest with friends before choosing a #final path for themselves)#<- Most spoiled rotten kid ever. courtesy of Nightmare and Error and all their extended family <3 #oh last note. Ancha has me cracking up w/ ideas for Cross potentially meeting someone and I was beamed w/ an old ship request post I saw and #I think it'd be funny to include Lust in here somehow... (probably call him smth else as a nickname but y'know-)#like. He works in the city around the castle as some sort of... idk tailor? and he's been making things for Nightmare for years without #knowing because Ccino always was discreet about the orders and providing measurements + always tipped well so it was none of his business #but one day it's like. before a big announcement ceremony or smth and Ccino drags Cross in by the scruff because no one can get him to get #clothes that actually fit aside from armor (hc he steals the others clothes a lot and wears 1 shirt until it's threadbare)#so Ccino makes him go to Lust and Lust is able to get him fitted for sone new outfits because. well. Lust doesn't do much but he's very very #handsome and Cross is super easily flustered and shy around new people and he's awkward and aughhh.#and then he thinks about the interaction for the next month before deciding he's going to ask Ccino to go back there again.#and Lust likes dressing Cross up in new outfits (everyone thinks it's great Cross is loosening up and meeting new friends cuz Lust introduce #s him to people in town) and it takes forever for Cross to get over his worries and ask Lust out to a ride on his horse (romantic. of course #) and Lust agrees because he's charmed.#and the best part would be Cross *actually* manages to keep it a secret. like. no one finds out until one morning Killer bursts into Cross'#room to wake him for surprise training and it's Cross. the weird Dog. and- holy shit did Cross have someone over???#Cross pulls the cool ones frfr 🙏#it's just a casual thing between them with little plot relevance or drama I think. just a chill lil relationship 🙏

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