#funny cross stitch

[tomatopudding]

Cross Stitch Update: October 15th 2024

This pattern is not mine, I purchased it from Shit Post Sampler.

[squooshysstitchbits]

😈 To the Satanic Panic Room!! 😈

Crossstitch designed and Stitched by me 😘

SquooshysStitchBits

[teashopcrafts]

Saw this on a shirt and it made me laugh so I had to stitch it. Lol, and it's perfect for Valentines week.

Use code JUSTBECAUSE for 20% off!

Check out the shop: https://teashopcrafts.bigcartel.com/

[crassstitchbeetch]

this one goes out to soup. gotta be one of my favourite liquids

A new pattern for purchase if you distinguished people feel so inclined!

[batstitchnerdycrossstitch]

Ahhhhh capitalism! 😂. Everything is expensive so all proceeds from sales of this new pattern will go to my vendor fee for Fan Expo Denver 2025! Thanks for your support and happy stitching!

https://etsy.me/3tnX9Gh

[sturdy-nerdy-stitchery]

𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐒𝐎 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐲, 𝐢𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭!

I mean. Considering the amount of people who spend forever on their throne with pain and regret? I mean, was that slice of cheesecake REALLY worth it, Jenny?

How many folks just willy-nilly, higgledy-piggeldy, go for that slice of pizza thinking "Well....it'll be fine"

SO! I BEG YOU! REBLOG THIS! why? Because out of ALL your followers, there is a 100% chance  that at least TWO or more are lactose intolerant. CALL THEM OUT! Call them out HARD while they are on the toilet, bent over at the waist with nothing but pain and regret. 

You can find this hilarious and relatable pattern at the link below! 𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝟏𝟑𝟗𝟖𝟑𝟓𝟗𝟐𝟖𝟑/

Be sure to follow my etsy for MORE awesome patterns! Heck! If you like what a creator like myself does, consider showing support by buying me a coffee. The caveat? My ko-fi page is ALSO where I keep my free patterns! Just, don't complain about them. They are free. What more do you want.

See link below to buy me a coffee and or get free patterns!

𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲

[yagna2211]

I made a whole series of sassy disney princesses. All of the patterns are on my Etsy. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1246188273/cinderella-funny-cross-stitch-pattern?click_key=8b18e674c8a0ff97e5947ca0763443f2f4d5aa9f%3A1246188273&click_sum=d057cec2&ref=shop_home_active_11

[tango-stitch]

(со страницы Not my circus not my monkeys funny quote cross stitch)

[katiekutthroat]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I gotta make this.

[tomatopudding]

Cross Stitch Update: November 12th 2024

This pattern is not mine, I purchased it from Shit Post Sampler.

[bluebluebacchus]

I was going to go to the club tonight but instead I decided to stay home with my gay boyfriends (I really want to finish Lawrence tonight and I can’t do that if I’m fucking it up on the dance floor)

Update: she’s done!

[lemondrop2]

I made another Lancer

[sturdy-nerdy-stitchery]

Here I am, posting a semi-update of yesterday’s pattern listing...

ONLY BECAUSE!

This is the image I made for instagram to showcase the two patterns AND I HAVE TO SHARE THIS HERE BECAUSE OF THE NOTES! I mean. IF THESE AREN’T ADHD NOTES, then I don’t know what is. Anyone want to hyperfixate and see what the going rate is for your appendix?

Remember, you can find these, and MANY MORE patterns over on my etsy  at:

www.SturdyNerdyStitchery.Etsy.Com

And you can tip my jar for coffee or get free patterns:

www.ko-fi.com/SturdyNerdyStitchery

Lastly!! Tumblr ONLY exclusive!! Use the Promo code 

TUMBLR15

And get 15% off any order of $10 or more! 

I am running this coupon through the end of the month, only posting for tumblr. I mean, you can spread the word around, but I am only sharing this code to tumblr.

Might do similar end of next month for just IG. then, Tiktok. Then, facebook?

[hannahbridgetdesigns]

God speed to all of the American cross stitchers out there. We are now in the season where you have to choose between Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Halloween Wips, not to mention all of the summer patterns not yet finished. Like, how do you choose!?

[tango-stitch]

(со страницы Adulting funny mom's quote cross stitch pattern)