Ahhhhh capitalism! ๐. Everything is expensive so all proceeds from sales of this new pattern will go to my vendor fee for Fan Expo Denver 2025! Thanks for your support and happy stitching!
I mean. Considering the amount of people who spend forever on their throne with pain and regret? I mean, was that slice of cheesecake REALLY worth it, Jenny?
How many folks just willy-nilly, higgledy-piggeldy, go for that slice of pizza thinking "Well....it'll be fine"
SO! I BEG YOU! REBLOG THIS! why? Because out of ALL your followers, there is a 100% chanceย that at least TWO or more are lactose intolerant. CALL THEM OUT! Call them out HARD while they are on the toilet, bent over at the waist with nothing but pain and regret.ย
You can find this hilarious and relatable pattern at the link below!
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Be sure to follow my etsy for MORE awesome patterns! Heck! If you like what a creator like myself does, consider showing support by buying me a coffee. The caveat? My ko-fi page is ALSO where I keep my free patterns! Just, don't complain about them. They are free. What more do you want.
See link below to buy me a coffee and or get free patterns!
I made a whole series of sassy disney princesses. All of the patterns are on my Etsy.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1246188273/cinderella-funny-cross-stitch-pattern?click_key=8b18e674c8a0ff97e5947ca0763443f2f4d5aa9f%3A1246188273&click_sum=d057cec2&ref=shop_home_active_11
This pattern is not mine, I purchased it from Imperfect Inspiration.
And it's done! There isn't any backstitch in the original pattern, but I added it because I was having trouble picking the words out of the background, even with the pretty apparent color difference. I think the backstitch also just helps pull it all together.
If you are looking for a Christmas gifts for hip-hop loving crafters, or if you are a hip hop loving crafter searching for some cool, cozy cushions to turn your crack house into a crack HOME - then look no further!ย
We've a superb range of funny, quirky โhome sweet homeโ embroidery hoop style designs featuring classic hip hop, rap and r n b lyrics - cross stitched.ย
Also available to buy online now on prints, mugs, tote bags and more over at our Redbubble store, check out the full range here, individual links below:ย
Here I am, posting a semi-update of yesterdayโs pattern listing...
ONLY BECAUSE!
This is the image I made for instagram to showcase the two patterns AND I HAVE TO SHARE THIS HERE BECAUSE OF THE NOTES! I mean. IF THESE ARENโT ADHD NOTES, then I donโt know what is. Anyone want to hyperfixate and see what the going rate is for your appendix?
Remember, you can find these, and MANY MORE patterns over on my etsyย at:
www.SturdyNerdyStitchery.Etsy.Com
And you can tip my jar for coffee or get free patterns:
www.ko-fi.com/SturdyNerdyStitchery
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I am running this coupon through the end of the month, only posting for tumblr. I mean, you can spread the word around, but I am only sharing this code to tumblr.
Might do similar end of next month for just IG. then, Tiktok. Then, facebook?