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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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fernsnailz · 19 days ago

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omega wants to see a movie

[this is from the sonic robots zine i made! you can read it all here]

#the one funny comic of the zine lol #fern's sketchbook #sth #e 123 omega #gemerl #cream the rabbit #vanilla the rabbit #rouge the bat #shadow the hedgehog #born to fail

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago

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Michael Afton is so fucking old in FNAF..

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marisatomay · 15 days ago

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It's so funny that everyone immediately called Eddie gay for doing the Risky Business dance and he is but he also just beat for beat recreated what Tom Cruise did in Risky Business and. well.

#‘ryan did it sexier and better’ okay first of all tom is 19 here and is supposed to be a child dancing around his living room #furthermore. no. I love ryan but no. hope this helps.#it’s not supposed to be sexy it’s supposed to be freeing and awkward and funny you’re just attracted to a 37 year old over a 19 year old #I’m very glad you’re all more sexually attracted to the 37 year old over the 19 year old who looks 12 but don’t lie.#911 abc #Eddie Diaz #tom cruise #risky business #911 poasting #just as an aside: if you want to grasp how long tom cruise has been a movie star—thee movie star #he already had a star on the walk of fame by the time ryan guzman was born

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lotus-pear · 11 days ago

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till's straight asf i would've made out with ivan first

#bro rip ivan you would’ve loved trolling ppl online on tiktok 😭😭#born to be be an idol forced to DIE #till is blind asf look at this man bro look how hard you fumbled dumbass 💀💀#ivantill is pretty funny when they’re not doomed by the narrative ngl. it’s like two crackhead bestfriends who share the same braincell #also ignore the fact idk how to draw anyone’s hair i even looked at refs this time and it still didn’t help 💀#like they have a dif hairstyle in each frame i hate it here #i’m drawing the lesbians next i love you mizisua 🫶🏼#alien stage #alnst #alnst ivan #alnst till #ivantill #vivinos #lotus draws

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czl · 8 months ago

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dungeon ponies

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #pony #my art #impossible to figure out what color to make them other than just shades of tan…#marcille was blue but it looked funny when everyone else was warm colored #mlp #falin was born an earth pony but she grew a tiny horn over time like a wisdom tooth #as she used magic #it was subcutaneous or somefing

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tshirtvally46 · 1 year ago

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THAT’S WHAT I DO I KAYAK AND KNOW THINGS

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bisub28 · 9 months ago

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#mashle #one punch man #saitama #mob psycho 100 #bling bang bang born #anime art #anime and manga #anime #cute art #funny memes

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caratbow · 5 months ago

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father philip is aware 😵‍💫

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#we knew this was coming sooner or later #<would be really funny if we started shipping father phil with regular dan howell> i read #and then this was born #more fleabag references yes please #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #dnp #phanart #dan and phil art #digital art #my art #clip studio paint #dnp art #dan and phil games #dnpgames #phan art

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paintedimagery · 4 months ago

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Remy was genuinely so funny in this movie, so happy to see him on the big screen

#fanart #my art #my art 2024 #marvel #art #artists on tumblr #gambit #remy lebeau #xmen #deadppol 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool and wolverine spoilers #deadpool 3 spoilers #x men gambit #x men #deadpool #maybe i was born in the void #so fucking funny rofl

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aingeal98 · 5 months ago

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The way Orv will dangle the basic premise in front of you like a set of keys and have you going "Ha! So Joonghyuk is the novel's protagonist but Dokja is OUR main character." and you're so busy enjoying that layer of meta text that you don't notice their other hand winding up the Han Sooyoung hammer to whack you with.

#Orv #Orv rambles #It's so good it's so funny #She doesn't exist for the first like 30 chapters. And she writes the whole thing #It's a love letter from her to Dokja using Joonghyuk #And yet it all unfolds so slowly she's just a little guy. A little fella. A ruthless little asshole.#And then boom surprise she is the past the present and the future the reason this story exists #The reason Dokja is alive the reason Yoo Joonghyuk was created #Dokja's life starts being born in normal reality. Yjh's life begins when HSY writes him #HSY created herself. She's the chicken and egg a perfect loop with no end point #She IS the story in every sense

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seventh-district · 6 months ago

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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr textpost #hsr memes #honkai star rail memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail meme #boothill #hsr boothill #argenti #hsr argenti #sunday #hsr sunday #aventurine #hsr aventurine #black swan #hsr black swan #argenhill #boothill x argenti #i love their 'guns n' roses' ship name a whole lot but im not trying to unintentionally put this in the actual band's tag lmao #i dont have a good concise title for this one its just like. 50% Boothill and 50% my other fav hsr men. thats it thats the theme #also. dont fuckign come at me like 'but the 6th one isn't accurate! he wasn't born in a test tube!!' listen. i know.#he was found abandoned in the snow or smthn idk i haven't dug into his lore leaks yet but i Know. the first half isnt all that accurate #but the overall vibes of it are funny enough to me that i had to make it anyways. let's all just learn to suspend our disbelief a bit #for the sake of laughs. also also. hopefully it goes w/o saying but if something ever lacks a source it's bc i found it like that #i always leave the op's handles even if they dont fit the characters but sometimes the posts i find have already had them cropped out #which irks me bc i Try to be a stickler for giving credit. but anyways. enough overthinking the making of these silly memes #also. some of these are prob a bit more accurate only if you've seen some of Boothill's voiceline and message leaks but eh its fine

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swimmingruinsdream · 2 years ago

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Born to Go Fishing Forced to Go To School T-Shirt

Embrace your love for fishing and education with our 'Born to Go Fishing Forced to Go School' t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who balances two passions in life.