#funnel cake is on me

[july-19th-club]

WHO! will go to crawford county fair with me either friday night or saturday . none of you live here so obviously nobody but if you did you'd go to the crawford county fair . right?

[cherubchoirs]

if the final war was an eternal ww1, its extremely likely that mankind never achieved any kind of space travel, which honestly is probably a good thing considering the spheres of heaven are also space

RIGHT YEA......i really do like that this puts the alternative timeline important to the narrative into context, and i think this is a good point. especially once you consider hell seems to be a very real, very physical place that humans could get to through mining down into the earth, so it stands to reason the first sphere of heaven is literally just. on the moon (as well as the hint we get from gabriel's campfire scene) however it also makes me wonder about mt purgatory and the corresponding geography in this world as well, since dante placed it in the vast ocean that was believed to occupy the southern hemisphere at the time. BUT it really does make you think....since approaching space exploration in this world would be the equivalent to the tower of babel......hmm

[inkykeiji]

*goes to wonderland to eat ice cream*

that cookie ice cream sandwich almost took me out tbh but i conquered it!!! ( •̀ ᴗ •́ )و

[the-football-chick]

Surprisingly, not a Florida man

[paraonyx]

Day 2: Favorite ship

Honestly, I'm tied between PayJay and Lightbrush (with Fantube being close up there with those two ships as well), but I actually had an idea with Lightbrush so I decided to do them

I thought it'd be cute to take them to a fair, but I couldn't get the background to look how I wanted so I just added a bunch of colors and hearts lol

Here's the list!

[tanuki-voice]

Idea: one of those tubs of protein powder, except it's full of cake mix. Instead of mixing protein into your blender shake, you get a couple scoops of mix, along with your usual accoutrements, honey, berries, peanut butter, maybe some ice cream. Blend with whole milk or cream, preferably in large portions. A nice, high calorie cake shake whenever you need it, available in bulk to help *you* bulk.

[yakketymax]

Pirouline and Funnel!

These two have about the same relationship- Pirouline showing up at the circus to reclaim her fame and Funnel pretending not to be in love with her -but the change here is that Pirouline is the first performer at the circus, ever.

She had seen the flyers for the new circus that had just opened up, heard about the few shows that had already happened there, and had taken a peek from afar here and there while it was being built. She didn't even actually go to a single show before taking up the posted offer for job positions. All she wanted was a spotlight again. That was all she wanted, she didn't even care about what this "Mixter Crackerjack" might have had her doing in front of a crowd. Having been burned by managers and producers many times before, Pirouline still operated with caution within her desperation, but to her surprise, the sweethearted carnie before her was polite and even seemed to be a little adorably shy- speaking without really looking at her and trying to keep a bit of a distance between them while they toured her through the grounds and told her about the job.

To her even greater surprise, after her brain processed what they just said, the sweethearted carnie before her was the FUCKING RINGMASTER.

Every single alarm bell was going off in her head, especially when The Ringmaster Funnel Cake held out their hand to seal the offer, but she... she wanted this so bad. In her eyes, she had no other choice. She put her hand in theirs and shook it once, feeling a chill run down her spine as she did.

Turns out that was an accident, though. Funnel was just really bad at controlling their dark aura back then! Sometimes they let off bursts of it when they get touched, sorry! No wonder they were trying to keep that space between the two of them at first, yikes.

In terms of their current relationship, Funnel considers Pirouline one of their best friends and Pirouline believes Funnel to genuinely be one of the best people she's ever had the blessing to meet. Where Funnel feels that they can confide in Pirouline about almost anything, Pirouline feels the safest around Funnel than she has around anyone else in a very long time. Funnel made a promise to Pirouline when she first joined that they would always catch her whenever she fell and still, after all these years, they've yet to break it.

[elvirusx]

[bookmark-extraordinaire]

Google what is funnel cake

Google show me funnel cake

Google show me funnel cake recipe

[baggy-holmes]

i haven’t had a better sunday in a while

[ughgoaway]

the intense urge i have to go to an American fair is unbearable

[damnedrainbows]

the munchies, depression, and poor financial and life choices makes for a good night

[hellsbroadcaster]

eating funnel cakes make me feel like a cannibal and im eating intestines by pulling and ripping it apart. absolutely delicious,

[theunluckyclover775]

Guys I accidentally walked into a fall festival.

I spent like $40 on random shit like local honey and handmade earrings and overpriced lemonade and funnel cake.

I just wanted to go to the store and get milk.

I did not get milk.

Today was a good day.

[luridparty]

HHEY GANG GUESS WHO KNOCKED OUT COLD BEFORE FINISHING PIKTOBER LAST NIGHT 🙂

[yakketymax]

I am no stranger to characters manifesting their own traits when I'm not looking and I think one of the funniest instances of this has been Funnel turning out to have a thing for red heads.