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Chat Noir: Hey, my lady? Quick question: why was Argos multitasking during patrol and trying to solve a cryptex? He said he got it from you.
Ladybug, casually: Oh, it’s from my latest treasure hunt I made for him.
Chat Noir: …You give him treasure hunts? Why?
Ladybug: I still don’t totally trust him not to pull another ‘Red Moon’ incident so I figured if I give him enrichment, he’s gonna be spending his time solving puzzles and figuring out clues that take him all over the city instead of potentially becoming a supervillain again.
Chat Noir, who watched Félix spend several hours to solving riddles last night: …Huh. Does he know..?
Ladybug: 90% sure, yes. I don’t think he cares that much, he’s pretty invested in it and I’m great at creating complex systems with clues to follow so— it works out. Plus usually there is something to find at the end of the trail. Usually Kagami.
#WE’RE SILLY POSTING BABYYYY#Gotta keep the bird boy Enriched#he’s fine and pinky promises he won’t do it again but Ladybug likes insurance#And Argos likes puzzles so he’s fine with his arrangement#and Kagami gives him a kiss whenever he figures out the location so he’s happy#(Kagami will give him a kiss regardless but this way is extra fun)#This has been in my drafts since AUGUST#Bc I forgot I never actually posted it so. Oops#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#felix fathom#felix graham de vanily#SB Speaks#hope you like my newest silly post
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I got a bill from the local healthcare system saying I had a balance from Urgent Care. I assumed it was from when I went last year for a UTI which required labs etc but apparently it's from last month when I had swimmer's ear? It costs $175 all-American goddamn dollars for someone to look in my ear, go "oh wow, yeah that's really red", write me a prescription, and let me go?? It doesn't even cover the cost of the antibiotics bc I paid for those separately at Walgreens???
#if this was the uti visit I'd be like yeah that makes sense but IT LITERALLY COSTS MORE TO HAVE MY EAR LOOKED AT WHAT#please note that I'm not even discussing the non-adjusted number bc that's just fucking batshit#the american healthcare system is a dumpster fire#fun with no insurance
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Animus
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#jd ex husband#it was a julien day for sure#john dory#jd trolls#trolls jd#i guess i should make a tag for julien#trolls oc julien#nice#trolls oc#i have fucking vampire empire in my head BFJEJFJVJRBSJ#maybe thats where the energy of this sketch came from#jd is mistrustful of julien because he was worried julien would kill him for his life insurance money#but he ALSO mistrustful because julien lip synchs#they would perform together in mount rageous but julien would never ad lib with jd#and then one day he found out why when he tried to sing into juliens mic and it wasnt on#anyway! lore in the tags lol#this is too much i understand but .. whatever .. we are having fun 😎
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Siffrin plays Disco Elysium AU: Featuring backseat gamer Loop.
#in stars and time#ISAT#Siffrin#Loop#disco elysium#digital art#When I first thought of a crossover I went from 1) 'ISAT Disco AU but Loop is all of the skills'#To: 2) 'Loop is in the mindspace alongside the skills#To my magnum opus: 3)'Loop is sitting next to Siffrin backseat gaming him the whole time.'#Loop beat Disco Elysium ages ago and repeated it to the point they know all the vision quests and dialogue variables.#Siffrin just started playing and Loop keeps ruining the fun by using their meta-game knowledge to try and help.#Also let's be real. Siffrin's stats are 100% completely focused into motorics and nothing else.#If we can't Savoir Faire ourselves of this situation - we will explode. Endurance? Call my insurance instead.#Thinking skills? None. Emotional intelligence and morale? A failed social interaction canonically feels like death to them.#I might have bumped Phys up but...Siffrin's Electrochem stat is like -10. And Pain Threshold is emotional durability too.#Unused part of this joke is that I set their signature skill to Drama.#Both these games made my brain melt so now I get to combine them! I have that power!#This joke made me laugh the entire 3 hours I sat down and drew it and that is what creation should be about.
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they had to pause their morning workout to drive wash to the ER at 7 am bc he somehow got hit by a car while getting mail. there's traffic. maine fiddles with the radio and carolina is imagining herself parkouring over the other cars
#rvb#red vs blue#maine#wash#carolina#agent washington#agent maine#agent carolina#mine#*24#i just saw that image again and wanted to redraw it and this concept just manifested itself#i lost the og ref photo but its the one w/ the big beefy guy and the blonde woman + they both got tits. if u don't know it dw lol#also in a modern au carolina has like a subaru or a honda civic and it's teal. she's the only one of the blues who even has a car#tex had a motorbike. no one else in blue team even has a license except wash but he doesn't actually have a car he just needed a license#but the blues are like 'we never even fucking go anywhere why would we pay all the car insurance shit + parking'#if they rly need to they can just bum a ride from someone or wash can rent a car or whatever#carolina will only drive them (she doesn't trust wash not to crash) in an absolute emergency bc they made fun of her car saying#it's a PTA mom car and she's petty. if youre not gonna die she doesn't care
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what if we were both girls and you were a vampire
#trigun fanart#trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#trigun yuri#millymeryl#vampire milly i want you#insurance girls#insurance girls yuri#had sm fun painting this :D#my only spooky season art so far#perhaps more to come#perhaps vashwood to come#we will see....
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They're all on a family plan
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#this is how I waste my time#Larry has a good time on the phone with phone companies#“you need a dozen cellphones?” “...I have a lot of kids” “you've had 17 devices sent in for repair in the last year” “...yeah that seems ri#“Sir did you know the usage of phones on your plan goes up 400% between 8pm and 6am???” “look can I please just get the extended warranty"#he makes full use of those warranties. and insurance. shit doesn't last long in that museum. blame the miniatures they have way to much fun#he got tired of everyone swiping his phone for mobile games#its hard to explain to people that you didn't get their text because the last time you saw your phone was at 2am when-#you handed it off to a 4000yo teenager to play HayDay on and frankly it could be anywhere and its not worth looking#natm#shitpost#Larry daley#night at the museum#natm jedediah#natm octavius#ahkmenrah#natm ahkmenrah#natm teddy roosevelt#natm sacagawea#natm lancelot#natm Attila#natm nicky#natm tilly#night at the museum 3#natm 3#jedtavius
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Here is a drawing of one of my favourite changes in choreography in the Australian deh production :)
During Good For You, after Alana and Jared have their little solos, Alana comes to the front of the stage and crouches down with her hands over her head, completely still. At the same time, Jared goes upstage and paces back and forth very quickly - every time he has to turn around he makes stilted and frustrated gestures as if he doesn’t know what to do with himself. I was very excited by this, as it is so unlike the broadway version of this scene where they stand symmetrically on opposite sides of the stage. Instead, Alana and Jared’s reaction to their feelings are clearly contrasted against each other. It seemed so natural too; while they move in formation for a lot of gfy, here it was like they had to take a break from the song because of how overwhelmed they were! Which only made it easier to empathise with them. The whole song was spectacular of course but this particular decision I think was very successful. I have always been intrigued by the contrast between Alana and Jared and it was really brought to the forefront in this moment.
#dear evan hansen#my art#jared kleinman#alana beck#jacob rozario#carmel rodrigues#I lost my mind when this happened it was so perfect to me#another thing that hit me hard in gfy was during jared and evan’s fight#when they do the ‘I thought the only reason you talked to me was because of your car insurance’ ‘so??’ (always been a fav moment of mine)#obviously there are tonnes of ways to do the ‘so??’ but I was expecting the indignant and kinda sputtering lashing out ‘so’#instead jared totally shrunk in on himself grabbed onto his bag strap in his hands and said it so softly#and he was really up in evan’s personal space earlier so here it was like oh wow that really struck him#like for another one of my favourite lines (‘heyy so my parents are out of town this weekend-’) he did a little bouncy dance up to evan and#-touched him as he spoke - including booping his nose. he said out loud ‘we. can. drink- boop! whatever we want!’#very silly#anyway just a few fun moments that my fellow jared enjoyers may be happy to hear about#also carmel’s alana was Far on the overwhelmingly high energy / bouncy / big facial expressions side of the alana scale - which I Love#and jacob was a more drawling / condescending jared - less frantic and more subtle in his amusement/indignation#I loved it - I think there are so many ways to play these characters that offers a slightly different insight into their internal state#god I have so many things to say about this showww
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Have this greasy looking Avery shitpost 🤲
#dol avery#dol fanart#degrees of lewdity#avery the businessperson#f!avery#butch avery#avery the businessbutch#myart#i was originally trying out smth new but it looked really really bad... i kindaaa salvaged it but...#I still really dislike how it looks dfsdfs waluigi looking ass somehow#shady insurance fraud seller looking ass#..im so sorry avery beloved but you do kinda deserve it ig dsfdfs#a bit ooc maybe but its for the fun of it <3
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The milf of all time
#art#helena sandsmark#dc comics#wonder woman#she’s so fun#and hot. did I mention hot#every superhero needs their damsel in distress. and for Wonder Woman that damsel is Helena#at some point I think Diana just starts getting Helena magic weapons so she can defend herself lol#not pictured here is Cassie’s friends all calling her mom hot#anyway Helena is the coolest. archaeologist. mother. tired#her insurance company is fucking tired of hearing from her#‘heyyyy. yea a supervillain blew up my house again. yes this would probably stop if I stopped hanging around Diana. no I will not.’
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I'm like...having a meltdown over my migraine meds. Now insurance is saying that my prior authorization has been denied because I don't meet the criteria and I have to call the appeal number. For the meds I've been taking for years.
And I'm like "...but I've been taking this for years and I've been out for almost two weeks" <- audibly about to cry.
And the poor woman on the phone is like ".....I can transfer you to a pharmacist who can talk you through...uh...possible effects of not having that medication?"
I know the effects, ma'am. The effects are I'm getting CHRONIC MIGRAINES that I can't treat and it's really hard to go to work and do my job because of it! It sucks. I'm anxious all the time because every head twinge could be the beginning of a 48 hour pain spiral that I no longer have the tools to pull out of.
God *fucking* dammit.
#migraine#disability#i normally dont really think of myself as disabled#until Im OUT OF MY FUCKING MEDS FOR WEEKS#and apparently Im very prone to frustration crying with doctors and insurance hot lines#so thats fun
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guess who officially has 2 master degrees and has finished the university journey forever and just applied my cv to a few places 🙃
#so demure of me but not very demure of the job market to have almost 0 offers for people like me... its gonna be fun#and im stressed abt the fact i dont have health insurance atm#posted by me
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Can we please get more of the grimdorks being flirty with each other.
(ever since I found this account, I can't help but fall in love with this ship)
Hehehe, I'm very glad that I've brought you onto the dark side- I mean- cough- I'm glad you enjoy my stuff to the point you like the ship! /silly
Anyway, have some doodles I just made
I love drawing their expressions they're so goofy
HUGE GUY × small fella speaks to me
I'm gonna return to my cave now take care bye
#fucking pet insurance lmaooo#suggestive#innuendo#grimdorks#doodles#homestuck#john egbert#rose lalonde#johnrose#rosejohn#man my lip is bleeding what the hell#n e ways#had fun with this :)#the shirts man#hehehe
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going to the dentist for the first time in the UK because i have no other choice and im so terrified i could throw up
#fun fact i had to book this appointment TWO MONTHS AGO. when it was an emergency even two months ago#it’s actually insane that i pay this much for medical insurance and it’s basically useless#because why am i going two months late for a chipped and sharp molar#and still paying extra#smh#thoughts
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I hope your headache gets better! 🩷 If it's not much trouble could I suggest the Lykoi cat breed?
#transparent#png#animals#cats#would you look at this absolute creature#request#ALSO my head is always hurting#it's the epitome of I will never change i will never improve that is a promise lol#hopefully soon I'll be able to afford my preventative 👍#had to change insurance bc they wanted like $3000 for the med that let's me live without constant agony#it's not even a fun drug lol just a migraine preventative lol#ANYWAYS THANKS FOR THE WELL WISHES AND FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK
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Not an Aro-culture-is thing but I do have a question you might be able to answer? Is there an aromantic/asexual term for this: AroAce but if I wasn’t I would be gay? It might just be homoplatonic or homoaesthetic but idk if there was a term for it that relates to being AroAce. Thanks! <3
possibly you might vibe with oriented aroace labels, like gay aroace? i'll put this out there for other folks to consider as well, but I feel like oriented terminology sounds the most applicable from my POV.
#und3rw0r1d-unkn0wn#not aro culture#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod axel#sorry we've vanished. we are Fuckin Unwell physically + emotionally tbh#also if the medical industry + the medical insurance industry could Please consider working that would be great#also if canada could pls not be on fire. don't have the spoons to research what's going on but i suspect there's the usual human fuckery#the air quality here is miserable for an area that doesn't really tend to get wildfires#(though fun fact! my fuckin grandpa almost managed to start one by having angry-style dementia and insisting it was fine that he burned log#and then dumped the ashes literally into some fuckin forest undergrowth WITHOUT TELLING PPL until it started smoking the next day.#the area was under a burn ordinance [aka burning shit is illegal due to fire risk])#fun fact: you are not immune to thinking it will never happen to *you* in what is truly a game of chance#yes you might be *more cautious* than the average person. means fuck all when the conditions are perfect for any small thing to cause#big shit#... yeah i'll leave that as a tag for me to be confused by later
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