#fun fact i main qiqi

[rabbitunmasked]

wow i sure do use red a lot  also after my 40 pulls failed, i lost the 50/50, and i spent actual days slaving away on game exploration to get primos I’m finally a proud Baizhu owner after 75 pity :D  I saved enough to level 90 him and im working on fully crowning him too 

[c0rpsedemon]

going from "i like ayaka but i'm going to pull for her brother instead bc i already have a cryo sword user + i want to replace my barbara w a 5*" to ayaka's biggest wanter and a ride or die barbara stan who doesn't even use ayato. every day i regret my decisions made during 3.5

[the-grim-and-sanguine]

Fun Facts About Me! (Tag Game)

Thank you for the tag @k-v-briarwood! You can find their post here!

A Scent You Love:

UH idk? Camp fire? That doesn't make sense ytvguhbjkn

What's Something You're Looking Forward To This Week?

So I was gonna put 'nothing' cause this week has sucked so far (and I haven't done anything) but uh...I'll actually say date night? @planets-and-prose and I are gonna have a Nick Cage marathon-

What's A Book You're Currently Reading?

No. Sadly. I'm not even reading fanfiction rn cause I'm so burnt out- AND I READ FANFIC TO HELP WITH BURNOUT so that really says something about my mental state rn lol

What's A Game You're Currently Playing?

Genshin Impact. I (unfortunately) need Furina cause I'm a healer main, but I'm on a 50/50. Honestly tho if I lose it's not a big deal (so long as I don't lose to Mona - I lost to her both times Hat Guy was on a banner and I DON'T HAVE HIM STILL and I don't have Qiqi or Dehya so if I lose I hope its to them). Also hoping I get Charlotte - seeing as she's also a healer and I don't wanna miss her like I did Freminet (so sad I don't have all the siblings)

What's The Most Recent Movie You Watched?

Five Nights At Freddy's! I really enjoyed it and honestly wanna watch it again - so glad Josh Hutcherson got another major role. And that Matthew Lillard was in it (I love him)! The little girl (I don't know the actor - I barely know actors) was amazing (imo)!

Are You Watching Anything On TV Or Listening To Any Shows?

Umm does Without A Recipe count? The first video for this year's season came out the other day and I can't wait for the next one- (tho I did start re-watching House lol)

Favorite Season?

Fall! And not just cause my birthday is in October-

What's Something You've Learned Recently?

Well @planets-and-prose tried to teach me how football works - it didn't stick. At all. I don't understand. Still. But they tried! And I tried! To learn! It just didn't work cfyvghbjkn

Have You Had Any Water Lately?

Yep! And I've had my Gatorade today as well! (only @planets-and-prose will understand this)

Gentle Tags: @planets-and-prose @arakkiisuperstar @theknightswhosay @surroundedbypearls @nettleandthorne

And leaving it open for anyone else!

[heartnagi]

lu bae i need 2 know ur thoughts on da recent xiao trailer 🎤🌟

IT MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL >:

first cause... the first ever lantern rite was when i started playing though technically xiao wasn't my first 5 star (base banner pog moment) he was the first limited 5 star i've got and he's been my main ever since and lantern rite has always been so special to me idk i have so many memories as a new player and i had so much fun with xiao i really loved him

second... THEY DID HIM SO GOOD i was literally tearing up because it hurt to see him be hurt. he's so stubborn but he deserves the help people give him i hope he realizes that >:( but the people in liyue are just so kind to him T^T the way they're conveying that he's battling with himself when in fact it's time he learns to reach out and accept that he too can get tired. but ALSO he's easing into finally resting and being vulnerable <3 (but still he needs to accept it a little more)

third... the way he says he doesn't dream but in the trailer he's been dreaming though they were nightmares ): i wish there was an archon of dreams that gave him pleasant dreams he deserves it ):

fourth... THE INTERACTIONS especially with venti at the end i was literally sobbing because i was waiting for this moment for so long!! and someone said the direct translation was venti calling xiao a friend and the way xiao never declined his offer >: and the interaction with the little girl it was so sweet ): (baizhu crumbs and qiqi saying she carried him on her back omg)

the trailer felt like such a gift he's so beautiful. i'm so happy with how they did the trailer. 2d to 3d and a mix it's so beautiful but fr i cried n i'll treasure this trailer with all my heart T^T

[rubberduckrobin]

💫𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞💫

The man behind the tumblr...jk. Here's stuff about me:

[Profile update soon!! Not that anyone sees this post anyway lmao]

Pronouns: Any! (they/he preference)

My current obsessions: V-Kei, Death Note, Vampires, Project Sekai & Vocaloid (KAITO!!).

Fun fact about me: I can imitate bird noises. I've been told I should enter a competition.

Character I relate to: Leviathan from Obey Me!

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Character I'm currently obsessed with: Kaito <33

Currently reading: Death Note

Currently watching: Danganronpa (S2)

Currently playing the most: Project Sekai & Melatonin

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Favourites:

Favourite animal(s): Cats & sharks.

Favourite plant: Angel Wing.

Favourite flower: White roses or Tulips.

Favourite music genre: Melodic metal and other music genres within V-Kei.

Favourite band: I.C.D.D <333

Favourite anime: Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun.

Favourite manga: TBHK or My Love Mix-Up!

Favourite character(s): Luke, Lucifer and Barbatos from Obey Me. Tighnari and Neuvillette from Genshin Impact. Elliott from Stardew Valley. Janet from The Good Place. Legolas from LOTR. Red velvet cookie from CRK...IT'S SO HARD TO CHOOSE JUST ONE CAN'T I HAVE THEM ALL??!!@!!?!

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Genshin Impact info: 

Note: I am not giving away my UID or accepting friend requests. 

My main: Keqing, since 2021, when I first started playing.

Most recent 5 star: TIGHNARI FINALLY

My main account five stars: Jean, Qiqi, Keqing, Tartaglia, Albedo, Xiao, Hu Tao, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Shenhe, Neuvillette, Xianyun, Tighnari

Hoping to get: Dehya, Raiden, Kokomi (since 2021…), Cyno (since 2022), Ayato, Al Haitham, Nahida & Lyney.

Just wished for: Raiden

Currently saving for: Xilonen

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Wow, you read about me! Nice to meet you :) 

Final note: I'm still getting used to online interaction (or any interaction at that) so if I ever ignore you or anything, I'm so sorry!!

(Last updated: 29th October 2024)

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[jade-parcels]

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The bunnies’ other jobs!

From my bunny cafe au

((I am so peeved :((( I had this all written out!! And I deleted it by accident!! Darnnnnn!!!))

Anon asked “You mentioned that some of the bunnies have day jobs so do they all have jobs outside the cafe or just a few?” (Something along these lines…again…I deleted it by accident 😔)

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Diluc/‘Angel’

After his father got bored with the wine industry, he passed the whole company off to Diluc on his 18th birthday in order to shift his focus to mining. Diluc found himself swamped with all kinds of business decisions while just barely being an adult. He expanded the company and hired some very trustworthy people to handle things for him so he could finish college

When the business was given to him, Diluc and Kaeya had an explosive fight over it. Kaeya felt like he deserved to have some say in what happens to the business, he’s still a part of the family! But Diluc refused to let him in on any decisions so Kaeya packed his bags and left (not before cussing him out in front of their father, staff and business partners). He was just in a silly, goofy mood. They’re fine now, not on the best terms but they do chat and meet up for lunch on occasion.

He is filthy rich, he couldn’t spend all of his all of his money if he tried, so he doesn’t really need the job at the cafe! Kaeya got him the job because he knew his brother was stuck in a weird, antisocial funk and needed some fun in his life

Diluc loves this job, he has a great time, but it isn’t his main job. His priority will always be the family business!! If he has to quit his job at the cafe, he would in a heartbeat

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Kaeya

Kaeya was going to go into the police academy but was scouted out by a modeling agency. They had seen him at Ragnvindr company events and thought ‘well damn’ so they gave him a pretty generous deal

Kaeya makes a good living off of modeling, the tips and paycheck from the cafe. He rakes in cash pretty quickly just cause he knows how to get it. That, and his dad sends him checks every other month as well. Kaeya thinks of it as ‘I’m sorry’ money. He isn’t wrong

He doesn’t travel much for modeling, which he doesn’t mind, so he kinda just hangs around the city with a lot of free time on his hands between photo shoots. That’s why he got this job at the cafe! It gives him something to do and it’s fun as hell ;)

Albedo

Bedo is one busy bunny. He finished college early and is getting his masters degree online. He works most days at the cafe and on the weekends, he tutors other college students in bio/chem/science related subjects

(He was actually Xiao’s tutor back when he was failing chemistry!! Xiao is very thankful for Albedo’s help!!)

His dream is to become a biochemist, he’s always been interested in cells and what makes up living beings. So having a career in that field would make him the happiest man alive

His mother and sister live outside the city in a more rural area so he spends a lot of time FaceTiming the two of them! Klee is always so excited to hear about Albedo’s experiments or the people he’s met while working in such a bustling, fun city :)

Zhongli

Zhongli is a simple man! He’s a bunny waiter and an artist

He creates intricate pieces based on folklore from different cultures, focusing mostly on dragons. His favorite medium is paint, he loves painting on glass and layering the panes in order to create a 3D piece

He sells his works to galleries, shops and anyone who wants them! As long as they appreciate the story behind the artwork. Sadly…He undersells his work. He could def be making more money but he just does not desire money or material goods the way others may

So he got his job at the cafe in order to help out his dear friend Ningguang, not for money, he only planned on working there for a month or two until she got more bunnies but…he ended up really loving the people he works with :’) he looks forward to working with them now and texts/calls them outside of work to meet up for lunch or bowling (such an old man thing to do omfg)

Dainsleif/‘Sweetie’

Dain was a bouncer at another bar before leaving to come to Celestia’s! He’s good friends with Beidou, they belong to the same motorcycle club so when she was talking to him about the lack of security at the cafe/bar, he stepped in to help out

Little did he know…he’d actually become a bunny…And like it

This is his full time job now, he doesn’t have another for the time being. While he is a bunny at the cafe, he still keeps an eye out for any threats to his coworkers and has access to the offices upstairs (Ningguang’s office and the security office)

When he isn’t waiting tables, he’s upstairs in a tank top and sweatpants keeping an eye on the security cameras and talking to the other security guards through their ear pieces

Ajax

Ajax is a student who doesn’t really have much time on his hands

He mows lawns in the summer and he’s quit his job as a cashier to come work at the cafe! He mostly works night shifts his cause he’s still going to school aaaaaand he’s on his college’s swim team! He’s about to graduate so he works close with his coach to help train the others on the team

He doesn’t really want his family knowing that he skips around in a skimpy bunny outfit and fucking customers most nights but I mean…They’re bound to find out if they see him in pictures people post

Xiao/‘Tofu’

Xiao is an art student!! He wants to be a tattoo artist :)

He’s already got one sleeve of tattoos, it’s unfinished but you can’t really tell just by looking. When he isn’t at the cafe, he’s either in class or shadowing Ganyu, his best friend and tattoo artist. Their art styles greatly differ, she focuses her craft on cutesy, colored tattoos, but she is skilled. And Xiao looks up to her

Xiao admires Zhongli too, they met at the cafe and when Zhongli found out Xiao wants to be a tattoo artist he told him that once he’s licensed, he wants to get a tattoo from him :’)

Baizhu/‘Honey’

Baizhu is a (mostly) full time pharmacist, hence why he isn’t usually at the cafe

He also has a niece, Qiqi, who he babysits often. He loves her very much so he has no problem watching her! Baizhu will even bring her to the pharmacy with him when he’s swamped with work. In the break room, he has a play kitchen, coloring books and a bunch of puzzles to keep Qiqi occupied while he works :)

When he’s not at work, he’s at home resting. He has chronic pain flare ups in his back and shoulders that can make life miserable :( he has plenty of good days that outweigh the bad! And as a pharmacist, he has access to any medicine he needs to make his life easier!

Dottore(Alain)/‘Doc’

Alain’s an oral surgeon who’s a little bit….too into his job

He isn’t phased by blood or gore so he’s easily able to conduct procedures that would make other squeamish. He’ll pull teeth, put in dental implants, remove rotten tissue, any of that without even flinching

Outside of that, he works at the cafe. He wears a mask in order to avoid being recognized even though at his job as a surgeon, he’s usually wearing a medical mask anyways. It’s just a precaution

This has nothing to do with his career but he used to be a tap dancer and actor so he’d join in on local theatre shows! He helped build sets when he wasn’t rehearsing. He doesn’t have time for that anymore (which kinda makes him sadddd) but he has all kinds of theatre playlists on his phone and in his car that he’ll sing along to

Scaramouche/‘Boss’

Scara’s job at the cafe is his main job! His side job is something you may not expect from such a grump

He works at an animal shelter! In fact, he brings cats home to train so they have an increased chance of being adopted. Someone is more likely to adopt a potty trained, socialized cat than a feral cat who doesn’t know what a litter box is. So Scara brings them to his apartment for some one-on-one socializing, training and cuddling

One time he offhandedly mentioned working at an animal shelter while he was working at the cafe and sure enough, three separate customers from the cafe came by to adopt!!! Only one actually took an animal home but he was still surprised that those people had listened to him and cared enough to come by

Scara is a jerk most of the time but when he’s at home…by himself…With a lil kitten sleeping in his lap while he plays games on his PC…Yeah, he softens up a bit

So as you can see, we have a very diverse group working at the cafe! They’ve all learned a lot from each other, come to appreciate each other’s friendship and come to help each other out when one of their coworkers is in need or upset.

[husbandohunter]

Boys over flowers [Genshin Impact/Various x Reader] Part 2

Not everything had to be about fighting. Ahem Childe.

Genre: fluff, angst(?)

Characters: Zhongli, Childe, Albedo, Xiao

{Zhongli}

Out of all the bountiful possessions in the land he carved with his very own hands, the glaze lily had always been his favourite.

This flower was a nostalgia stained with time. As much as he loved them, the love he felt was more of a bittersweet sadness if anything. The loss of a friend, his mentor, someone he cherished so deeply, all of it was held into a single glaze lily.

Once as Morax, now as ordinary Zhongli, in those 6000 years he had seen it all. Even his grief for Guizhong faded into a memory.

Sometimes Zhongli felt like he was reading from a story book. Detatched while staring through an omniscient standpoint. It seems that his infinite years brought both experience and lonliness along the way.

"Zhongli? What are you staring at?"

But not when he was with you.

The glaze lily went on many journeys when he met you

He remembers the first encounter on a sunset night just as the petals  were about to bloom. You were there, crouched down, staring into his golden eyes.

“This is for you! Not many can be fully matured like this so make sure to take good care of it,” You held it out to him and he takes the stem out of your hold.

“A parting gift, I appreciate your thoughtfulness,” Zhongli sees it as a sign of a new contract, “It seems you possess a good eye when you were selecting them.”

He remembers the bouquet you presented during his birthday, the garland you placed on his head when he was reading, the vase by his desk always filled to the brim whenever you’d pay a visit to his parlour.

He remembers how the blue petals scattered across the floor the day you two married, everywhere he went so did this flower. Everytime he saw this flower, he thought of you.

Was it okay to feel like this? No one can ever replace Guizhong, was it okay to love again even when this being was much more perishable than she was? Zhongli was use to the experience of tragedy and loss as it was part of life.

Ah, so this must be what it feels like to live like a mortal.

To cherish every passing moment knowing that it won’t last forever. He will embrace it to the end. 

Old memories that were once dust rose from the soil, now reborn into a new beginning. Your curious gaze leans closer to his profile, sitting side-by-side under the blankets of your shared bed, the corners of his lips lift into a small smile.

“I’m only reminiscing, my dear. You don’t need to worry for me.” He kisses your forehead and tucked you to bed. The candle now blown out as his arms wrapped around your waist while spooning from behind.

Zhongli closed his eyes, knowing if he dreamt of a garden full of glaze lilies, there will be no sadness behind it.

{Childe}

Mother fucker would try to turn this into a sparring session.

This is why you NEVER invite Childe. If the valley were the air nomads, Childe was the fire nation. He’d stomp his muddy shoes in front of you just to get your attention simply because he knows it will piss you off.

An angry s/o means a potential fight. Win win situation.

Thus, no one blamed you for giving him a cold shoulder after that.

“Aha, looks like I went a little too far, didn’t I? Alright alright, I’ll stop trampling on your flowers from now on, you have my word. So talk to me, okay? Please?”

Alas you spare him a glance, “Make that a pinky promise.”

He didn’t know you were so serious about gardening. The Feiyun commerce guild took greate pride in cultivating the finest silk flowers in all of Teyvat and you being from that guild held up that legacy. Even if Childe tries to buy back the ones he stepped on, nothing could match the quality of your work.

Needless to say, your little hobby became a normal thing, Childe was very chaotic in nature so something more calm was nice to mediate that attitude. You taught him how to water plants, place the fertilizer and knowing which ones to pick.

But let’s be real, florist Childe isn’t that far-fetched because he is 10/10 waifu material.

Then Teucer comes in and tags along. He wanted to take some silk flowers back to Tonia until Childe informed him they’ll wilt on their way to Snezhnaya. 

“Aww, that’s too bad,” he would say while pouting, “Then I’ll give them to you big sister (Y/n)!”

“How sweet, you’ll be quite the charmer when you’re all grown up, Teucer. Maybe even better than your big brother.”

“Come on now, babe. You know that’s impossible.”

You twirled the silk flower right under your nose, the playful tone never leaving your voice, “Oh really? You and Teucer both share the same genes so yes, it is a possibility.”

An amusing glint dances in the ocean of his gaze as he gleefully remarks, “Well if you put it that way, I think Teucer would be at a very big disadvantage.”

“What do you-”

Before you could finish, Childe covers Teucer’s eyes and leans over to steal a sinful kiss, sliding his tongue inside. He purposely brushed his lips over yours after parting, completely satisfied by your flustered expression.

I love this bastard

{Xiao}

Hip hip hooray for having both Qiqi and Xiao in your party. Must be fun collecting their ascension materials.

“Adeptus Xiao!”

Your dumbass fell off the high cliff while obtaining the violet grass, Xiao yeets in from nowhere and caught you from death’s clutches.

Shall I mention that this had happened TWICE already?

Xiao carries you to safety and gently settles you down to your feet. He shot you the sharpest and most deadpan look he could muster because actions speak louder that words, he was trying to make a point.

You gave him a weary smile as the violetgrass batch limps in your hands along with the qingxins.

“I can hardly fathom how utterly stupid and moronic you can actually be. What did you think would happen when you tried to pull off that stunt? That you’d suddenly grow wings and be able to fly?”

His harsh words put you back into your place like a scolded child, “I’m sorry...I just wanted to help...”

Mah man does not watch what he says and always end up guilty. Your kicked puppy look is really going to be the death of him. He means well, just harsh when it comes to your well-being.

“Fine, give me those. I’ll take care of it.” He wouldn’t allow you to retort, he just took them from your hands and left without a word.

Let’s just say that Xiao isn’t the best when it comes to handling flowers as he would handle monesters, his touch isn’t the most delicate either and would prefer to get the job done fast. 

Sometimes he’d pull the roots our along with it, dirt and mud dripping from the bottom of the stem. Or the opposite. He pulls too hard and the stem just SNAPS and you’re left with just the blossom. 

“Does it matter? They’re only ingredients as you’ve said.”

That gave you a perfect excuse to teach him the ways of gardening and just be more delicate overall. 

At first he didn’t understand why humans were so meticulous about these things but when he saw a man present a bouquet to his wife, Xiao began to reconsider his methods. He doesn’t undersand mortal traditions as much and sticks to something simple and classy.

Don’t be surprised when you find a bunch on your desk for your birthday <3

{Albedo}

The sheer cold of dragon spine could naturally kill any botanical organisms aside from mints. The only flowers Albedo usually sees are the ones he artificially makes.

But being the genius he was, Albedo knew every variety of flowers to exist in the book. In this case, HE was the expert.

To him, the flower was the symbol of life. Albedo only knew the scientific facts of plant life and their natural functions, you on the otherhand were more familiar with the flower languages in a deeper meaning.

Today was a rare day where Albedo figured he’d step out of that freezing lab and conduct his research somewhere warmer, specifically Windrise where it’s quiet and away from the city.

“Dandelions may not be flowers but thei’re the main specialty of Mondstadt carrying the meaning of ‘freedom’! That’s probably how the Acting Grandmaster got her title.”

“Freedom...” He ponders, “I guess you cold say that.”

Albedo can’t understand why people would choose to associate meaning with plants. Where do their ideas come from? And why? Frankly, he can’t see the point in any of it. 

But at the same time, it made him happy to see you so enthusiastic about his research even if it wasn’t quite near the target. Albedo had always been so engrossed in his work and you’d just silently keep him company of the side, not many times where you both fot to nerd out on the same topic.

Emotions were still a mystery to him. It seems that even upon the most boring subjects, they don’t seem boring anymore when talking to his significant other. Soon enough, Albedo found himself putting his research aside and just listening to you talk. 

“And the Rose expresses romance and love. It’s common for lovers to give it to another during Valentines day.”

He hums cheekily, “Are you telling me that just to hint me to give one to you?”

“W-Well, I didn’t say that.”

He got nothing done. Perhaps his research can wait for another day, right now, he was more curious on what other meanings can a flower hold.

[skorchinq]

Bows Only: The Power of Anemo!

[IDs in alt text]

We last left off having finally ascended past AR 35 (and immediately jumping up to AR 39). With the shop reset coming up, a five star was guaranteed to be soon on standard banner, but the real question was if I could get a 5* on Venti’s banner before it ended...

But first, one more thing I pulled before the month ended:

Ooh, new weapon! This could be good for Fischl or Collei, lemme just ascend it real quick--

Oh.

And then, the month of October began, and I went to the shop for my 5 intertwined and acquaint fates.

And in the FIRST SINGLE PULL, on I believe 50-something pity...

HE CAME HOME!!!

So of course, I instantly stopped pulling. We gotta save those remaining 4 fates for whatever bow character comes next, we’re not going for cons!

(Though, I have to admit, as someone who’s had him C1 for pretty much all the time I’ve had him on my main, I find it a little bit jarring that his charged shots only have one arrow on this account.)

I switched over to the standard banner and, on the FIRST SINGLE PULL I MADE, it turned gold again! Could it be? Is Tighnari coming home?

HECK

so fun fact Despite still not having Jean on my main and having literally only gotten Qiqi a few days ago as I’m writing this, I have gotten Keqing on my main. Several times. And it was always immediately following a Venti. So, uh... this is kind of ironic.

I spent the last 4 single pulls. Nothing but blues. I ascended Venti and Keqing for 2 more acquaint fates. And, wouldn’t you know it, on the very last one, at a mere 6 pity, we got another 5*, and it was--

SON OF A GUN

Well. anyways. It’s time to get everyone’s favorite bard up to speed with the rest of the crew!

Perfection.

By the way, are you all familiar with that one daily commission you can get in Mondstadt where Jilliana asks you to clean a Statue of the Seven, and you need to use anemo to blow the elemental dust away?

And did you know that if you go to the statue after Jilliana asks you too, see the dust, and don’t clean it off, it actually remains there after the day is over and the commission can no longer be done? That the statue is just permanently dirty until you clean it?

Because I learned that the hard way!

For the sake of my sanity, the first task we must do with our newly acquired anemo is clean these statues!

Here’s some before and after photos of Venti’s hard work.

Great job, Venti!

You know, it’s funny, cause there’s a dialogue option in that commission where the Traveler asks Jilliana why the wind doesn’t just blow the dust off the statue, and she answers that the Anemo Archon already does so much and we can’t ask him to clean his own statues.. and yet. He’s the only one who can.

I’m sorry for taking so long to finally clean these Statues of the Seven, Jilliana.

I’m sorry to Venti, for making you clean your own statues.

But most of all...

...

...

I’m sorry, Neko, for taking so long to clean up Asase shrine. Now would you PLEASE UNLOCK MY CO-OP.

(And I’m sorry again to Venti for making you clean the shrine, too. Yes, I know it’s full of cats, but you’re the only one who could do it and it needed to be done!)

You know what I suddenly just remembered. I still haven’t done Kaeya’s story quest. I didn’t do it at first because there’s a part you need cryo for and I didn’t have cryo at the time, but... I’ve had Diona for a while, now. I just kinda forgot about that.

Although, looking at the story quest tab, the event should probably take precedence, huh? We’ll do Kaeya’s quest another time.

Oh, and now that co-op is unlocked... I can finally enter the teapot!

Gee, I wonder...

VENTI!!!! VENTIVENTIVENTIVENTIVENTI!!!!! VENTI IN MY HOUSE!!!!!

(I say as though I do not also keep him in my teapot 24/7 on my main account)

See, the thing about the teapot is that most of the crafting recipes require wood, which I can’t collect with bows...

I do actually have a bit of wood. 5 logs to be specific. 3 were from when I chopped a tree to get sunsettias at the very beginning of the game with Aether, before I even got Amber. I expected it to be the only wood I’d ever have. 

I’m. not sure where the other two came from. They just sort of?? appeared in my inventory?? One I even saw being picked up by my characters... it was while I was fighting some hillichurls in dragonspine for a daily commission, and the in the middle of the fight on the left side of my screen I see “pine wood x1″ and I’m just like. Huh????

I tested some of my characters’ skills on some trees afterwards to see of one of them could actually collect wood, but, no luck. My next best guess is that maybe the shield mitachurl’s attack where it whacks you with its shield can knock wood from trees? But I don’t really know how I’d test that, so...

My point with this all is just that I have no access to wood-- at least, not until I do the Sumeru Archon quest and unlock Sumeru reputation. There’s a gadget you can get as a reputation reward there that can collect wood. But that’s a long way off, since I’ve pretty much been ignoring Archon quests on this account for now. I’ll probably wait at least a couple months more before doing the Sumeru Archon questline on this account, so it’s not so fresh in my memory from doing it on my main.

But, even so, I’m trying to make my teapot look as lovely as possible with the furniture I’m given as gifts/rewards and the blueprints that don’t involve wood!

Anyway! Enough about the teapot. Now that we have anemo, we also have access to Cecilia Garden, AKA the Mondstadt weapon domain. Which means we can finally upgrade that Stringless (which I’ve decided to give to Venti), as well as a few other weapons looking for another ascension.

Holy crap, foddering 5* weapons gives a ton of exp! Well, that’s convenient! At least the 5* catalyst I got is useful for something, then.

Anyway, look what I got from wishing more on Venti’s banner B)

New bow!

And I know, I know, I said I wasn’t going to pull on Venti’s banner anymore, but I needed more starglitter, okay? Why, you might be asking? Well, for this, of course!

Amber’s got a phys dps / shotgun build, so having her C1 makes her much more powerful!

Now that I’ve got what I needed, I’ll stop pulling and start saving for real. Our next priority will be doing some story quests and hangout events, as well as grinding up our characters for the next Adventure Rank ascension, which is coming up quick! Actually, one we reach AR 45, we unlock the highest level of artifact domains... it’s a good thing our co-op isn’t locked anymore, it means we can easily farm some artifacts for our characters!

What would you all recommend farming for? Mainly asking for our current characters, but if you have suggestions for bow characters we haven’t gotten yet I’d love to hear that as well!

And remember, character details are on in the character showcase, so feel free to take a look at all my chars’ builds!

[aruuq]

ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ꜰᴜɴᴋʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ to celebrate Christmas Day + the fact that I’ve reached 500 ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ! Tysm for the support! Requests are closed

ɪꜰ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ, ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴠɪʀɢᴏ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴏ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ɪɴ ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ!

❏ There’s a list of 50 dialogue prompts below. 30 of them are ꜱꜰᴡ, the other 20 are ɴᴏᴛ ꜱꜰᴡ and they are under the cut. Dear minors, please, be kind and don’t cross this border, otherwise there’s a sack full of coal ready to be thrown at you ;)) ❏ You can request from Genshin Impact, Haikyuu, Jujutsu Kaisen or Tokyo Revengers. I write for both male and female characters. You can request literally anyone (yes, even Mahito or Kisaki) besides the children (Klee, Qiqi, Diona, Sayu, Natsu, etc.). In the ɴᴏᴛ ꜱꜰᴡ prompts the characters are obviously aged up if necessary. ❏ One prompt per one request. One request per one ask (I just don’t like the mess). You can put as many requests as you want, but please use your common sense when it comes to the amount ;) Judy send me an ask/s with character/s and the number of the prompt! ❏ For the ꜱꜰᴡ prompts I’m doing only gn!reader so everyone can enjoy it. For the ɴᴏᴛ ꜱꜰᴡ ones I’m taking requests for afab! or gn!readers :) State which one you want, otherwise it’s most likely that I’ll make the afab! version. ❏ Yes, I write polyam!relationships. You can request them. ❏ When it comes to the ɴᴏᴛ ꜱꜰᴡ prompts, you can determine the dom–sub situation. If you won’t do it, I’m gonna decide on my own (with a higher probability of making it dom!character). ❏ All of the drabbles can be found under the ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴀʟᴇɴᴅᴀʀ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛ tag + the ones stated in the main post. ❏ I have no idea when the event will end. I’m planning to have the requests opened for at least a few days but it all depends on how many I’m gonna receive. ❏ Be respectful and understanding that it's the holiday season, but also I’m still an adult that has to work. I’m planning to complete all of the requests at my own pace! It may take me a few hours, or even a day or two! ❏ Just have fun! Happy holidays loves!

1. ”Ugh! Wrapping presents is, like, impossible!” 2. ”Who keeps hanging all this damn mistletoe everywhere?” 3. ”Did you really call me over for a snowball fight?” 4. ”Surprise! I’m your present!” 5. ”I didn’t expect you, of all people, to be this excited about Christmas.” 6. ”You can’t put alcohol in hot chocolate!” 7. ”I thought we weren’t exchanging presents…” 8. ”I knitted you a sweater!” 9. ”Thanks for lending me your jacket.” 10. “This gingerbread man is me, this one is you, and I know the house looks a bit wonky but I promise our future home will be much better!” 11. “My hands might be cold, but I promise my hugs are warm! I missed you so much, come here!” 12. ”You know what? Fuck the Christmas dinner. Let’s just get drunk!” 13. ”Look! It’s snowing!” 14. ”I can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve and I’m stuck in a snowstorm with you.” “There’s worse company.” “Doubtful.” 15. ”Who set the fake Christmas tree on fire?!” 16. “Did you really glue a picture of me on the star and put it on the top of the tree??” 17. ”Why have you hung those on the tree?” 18. ”Oh, so we’re putting beer out for Santa now?” 19. ”Well, looks like the power’s out.” 20. ”You’re getting coal this year.” 21. ”Do you add alcohol to every glass of punch you pour for yourself?” 22. ”Excuse me– where is my Christmas kiss?” 23. ”I can’t reach the top of the tree to put the star on.” 24. ”Look. It’s a mistletoe.” 25. ”That snowman looks evil.” 26. ”I don’t celebrate Christmas.” 27. ”Have another drink and stop complaining.” 28. ”I made you hot chocolate!” 29. ”Wait. Your mother’s coming?” 30. “The collapse of this gingerbread house reminds me of my childhood.”

༶•┈┈┈┈┈┈ ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʜɪɢʜʟʏ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ! •

31. ”Have you been naughty this year?” 32. ”Come and sit on Santa’s lap.” 33. ”You deserve coal, but a good spanking works too.” 34. “All I want for Christmas is you.” 35. ”I was right. Christmas garland does look really good on your wrists.” 36. ”You are so going on the naughty list.” 37. ”Usually it’s just a kiss under the mistletoe.” 38. ”Do not open until Christmas, huh?” 39. “I was right, this frosting tastes much better on your body.” 40. “You are the best gift I could ever get.” 41. “I hope you can handle a bit of cold.” 42. ”You taste like gingerbread.” 43. ”This is just what I wanted.” 44. ”Well, if that isn’t a delectable sight to come home to.” 45. ”The more the merrier.” 46. ”Such a good Santa’s elf.” 47. “Gotta wrap you like a really good gift." 48. ”This should warm you up.” 49. "Say aah and imagine it's a candy cane." 50. ”That’s a tradition I’ve never heard of.”

[dreamrecorder]

Genshin Characters as the Major Arcana

Gentle Reminder: I just based this on a surface knowledge I have about the Arcana from my fave game Persona 3^^ As such, I paired the characters to the arcana with the help of my sis bcos there were some characters that I don’t know much about~ And again this is just fanart :))

That was long ksksks Imma add a commentary under if you feel like reading my thoughts hahaha

Soooooo

Fool: Obviously i was gonna pick the twins since they’re the main characters ksks but other than that- it has to be them because they’re special in a way like they can wield different elements. Zero is an empty number but with vast possibilities.

Magician: It was supposed to be Albedo at first- but persona says magician speaks about immaturity and power. And those two words just fit Klee so much in a good way!! Although-- Klee was supposed to be fortune too but i stuck with magician

Priestess: A woman of wisdom- Ganyu. that’s it haha I was supposed to add Ayaka too but she doesn’t have an official art yet :(

Empress: Lmao do i have to explain why i chose Jean and Ningguang

Emperor: No questions asked- Zhongli is an emperor bow. I didn’t have second thought choosing him lmao

Hierophant: So this one here symbolizes education, authority, and something about divinity and understanding the world. I chose Albedo because as an alchemist he took it upon himself to uncover the truth of the world~

Lovers: EHE no explanation needed~

Chariot: We’ve got victory, self-confidence and command!! I dont think i should explain this that much bcos Diluc is pretty straight forward haha My sister said I should Amber here too and I was about to but didn’t put her here Chariot also means war and Amber is not a war person for me

Justice: I chose xinqiu bcos of his display of justice in his story quest :))

Hermit: This means self-honesty and forging your own path- pretty fitting for Mona and Fischl right? As for Beidou, “why is a pirate a hermit?” Yeah that’s what i asked too when my sister said Beidou should be a Hermit. It makes sense tho- Beidou is a pirate and pirates stay on the sea and far from land and land is where civilization is

Fortune: Qiqi is basically the Preserves of Fortune ^^ As for Bennet, why is our unlucky boi in Fortune? Im soft for Bennet okay I just want to give him more luck and fortune on his way T-T Bennet was supposed to be hanged man but no- My sis said hanged man bcos everything Bennet does might result to more injury and eventually death. So--- NO

Strength: Pretty self-explanatory ^^

Hanged Man: Originally was supposed to be Hu Tao but again- no official art sigh So I chose Chongyun (was supposed to be fortune) This arcana means to take the time necessary for self-reflection and this fits our exorcist bcos he really reflected on how exterminate spirits without the use of his positivity- he wanted to stand by the traditional ways of an exorcist bcos ppl doubt his status as exorcist- yes, reflection for self-improvement

Death: Mr-Bane-of-all-Evil obviously (im so sorry xiao) (I was thinking adding qiqi but thats too cruel for my heart)

Temperance: Balance, synthesis, and harmony- all those for our best girl Sucrose

Devil: Childe- because he was mean in the golden house. Yes he seems to be a good guy but his eyes speak otherwise and i kudos mihoyo for that bcos when i was staring at his eyes in his official art- Dude those eye are empty- you cant read whats he thinking and it bring a sense of mistrust and malice in my way--- Even if I already did his story quest with Teucer that malice is still there for me Fun fact: Lumine was supposed to be the Devil bcos canon-villain but meh still a Fool for her

Tower: Pride and arrogance- a symbol for bad omens (im sorry kaeya) I dont know... something about Kaeya’s aura just tells me somthing bad will happen to him considering his origin- be it bcos of his pride or other things, Kaeya sends me red flags sometimes

Star: A hope in the dark. Barbara is self-explanatory and Diona is a personal experience ahaha- my first time fighting a ruin guard gone wrong and diona saved my ass ksks

Moon: Creativity, inspiration, dreams, and fantasy- all of these which Venti personifies as a bard and the Archon of Song

Sun: Xiangling and Amber brings joy to everyone and anyone, making them the sun

Judgment: I had difficulty picking for this arcana- but it all came down to Keqing. Keqing is a very serious person. She basically personifies logic and rationality- Whenever she declares that the time of the adepti are over- I know she speaks this without baseless judgment as she observes the progress of liyue and humanity in general

World: Dainsleif knows everything and anything and i was kinda spooked out by that in his story quest

AAAAAAAND THATS IT- this was one long post but hey i enjoyed this mini project of mine. I lost my sanity cleaning these cards and characters but thanks to my sugar high I managed hahahaha if you have some thoughts, feel free to share them and if you feel like you wanna speak about your perspective which conflicts mine- pls be gentle commenting ahahaha again this just fanart

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! as genshin impact players

a/n: currently obsessed with genshin impact so i decided to merge it with my love for haikyuu!! this was honestly so much fun to write and i hope you guys like it !!

Hinata: he’s the one who always asks for help in the group chat when fighting bosses as well as the dragonspine quests. super thankful when you help him but you just have to be patient with him jumping and accidentally pressing ‘attack’ when gliding’

Kageyama: honestly thought that collecting all the anemoculi was the first objective so he went out and found EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. loves to flex his stamina at hinata by jumping up cliffs

Tsukishima: RIP most of his characters are hydro users so he has to visit the oceanid twice every day all like 'hey, fucker. it's me again'. someone please give him fischl. hides the fact that he failed the gliding exams about twenty times

Yamaguchi: wanted xiao so bad he made 150 pcs. of almond tofu and a summoning circle in his room before wishing for him on top of wangshu inn. cried tears of joy when he got him 

Ennoshita: super intellectual player. takes the time to calculate the stats on weapons, artifacts, and talents before enhancing them. likes using archers to spam long-distance attacks

Tanaka: in it for the WAIFUS. wants mihoyo to add a trade character feature so that he could trade his male characters and have an army of waifus. currently saving up primogems for hu tao

Noya: BENNET MAIN !! ceo of bennett supremacy basically and loves watching his ‘bouken da bouken!’ idle animation. adamantly believes that he should be a five-star character

Daichi: wasn’t that invested in playing until he got albedo as his first five-star character because he loves the guy so much. loves bringing him when he does co-op and when the other player thanks him for the ‘albedovators’ 

Sugawara: klee main because he loves how chaotic she is. like, he’ll literally use her to kill fish in the springvale lake and timmie’s birds. he’ll use his elemental burst for destroying the training dummies for ellin’s commission

Asahi: even though he has five-star characters, he still likes using the starter team because they feel like his family. explicitly uses amber and kaeya a lot just to prove the haters wrong

Oikawa: venti main because he relates to him on a spiritual level and actually cried during his story quest. also emotionally invested in the NPC quests and actually felt bad about not finding joel’s dad

Iwaizumi: has the WORST luck when it comes to gacha rolls. always gets a five-star on like, roll 80 and when he does, he always gets the non-banner one first. doesn’t know the diff between crit rate and crit damage and is too afraid to ask at this point

Hanamaki: fucking kills timmie's birds for FUN. also does livestreams of him walking from mondstadt to liyue or farming as many pieces of meat he can in a day (the most was 1126). calls the primo geovishap ‘rock daddy’ 

Matsukawa: believes in traveler supremacy and invests in leveling them up, no matter what anyone says about them being a support. ‘y’all are going to wish you leveled them up when traveler becomes the avatar’ he says

Ushijima: very much an explorer kind of guy and takes the time to forage everything he sees. also cooks a lot and has 288 sweet madame even though he doesn't really need it

Tendou: actually enjoys being in dragonspine because he likes the thrill of freezing to death and the aesthetics. farms so much frozen meat because he can. lets ushijima co-op in his world to farm stuff

Semi: used up his fragile resin early in the game and now that he's at ar40 he has Regrets. yells a lot when he plays but that’s whenever he accidentally presses ‘climb’ instead of attack

Shirabu: someone told him that sucrose shouldn't be used as a main and now he's doing that out of spite. actually likes his team comps to be full of supports for the #supportsupremacy

Goshiki: he has such a hard time with boss fights but he's too proud to ask for help. knowing that, his senpais just show up in his world and ask if they could farm there to help him out

Kuroo: collects husbandos and co-op's in other players' worlds while role-playing as that husbando. he's gotten very popular because of this and is known as ‘the legendary co-op player’ 

Kenma: an amazing player, as you’d expect. he got to ar40 in probs two weeks and started livestreaming his plays. an absolute king at clearing abyss levels and showing off those satisfying elemental reactions

Yaku: WHAAAAAALE. you can tell by the fact that he always has the battle pass weapons and so many primogems. definitely a collector who tries to get all playable characters 

Lev: very chaotic player and accidentally walked all the way to liyue at ar10 while running away and dodging monsters. SOMEHOW managed to defeat boss childe without revival materials and by spamming noelle

Bokuto: has the best luck in gacha rolls, opposite to iwaizumi. he showed akaashi a pic of his first 10-wish roll (feat. qiqi, mona, and fischl) and was all ‘is this a good roll?’ 

Akaashi: great at building characters so he shares his knowledge by making videos on optimal character builds and team comps. explains things super well and everyone loves watching his stuff

Atsumu: likes to turn up the volume on his headphones and making lisa climb a really high cliff if you know what i mean. also desperately tried to roll for ganyu and spent all his primogems but got diluc instead 

Osamu: likes to spam genshin fan pages with dumb theories like ‘joel’s dad is the missing cryo yaksha’ or ‘madame ping is going to be on the next character banner.’ has a soft spot for barbara though

Suna: he’s often falling off cliffs trying to farm violetgrass but he does it out of love for qiqi. shows off himself using qiqi as main dps when someone says she’s just a support because he can

Kita: his signature literally says ‘come to my world if you want to farm’. his map is full of landmarks for ascension materials and will even help you find them. in charge of bringing a healer when you guys fight bosses

Sakusa: loves doing photoshoots with his characters, especially capturing stills of their elemental bursts. his fave character is ningguang because of beautiful and photogenic she is (even has the yellow seelie to match her)

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[axjisai]

HYPMIC AND GENSHIN- updated

notes: hello! I thought it could have been a cute idea to imagine who would the hypmic boys main, when and how they started playing it, plus a random little fact about them. well, enjoy :)

ICHIRO

main: Noelle! she's cute, and helps others. istantly added her to the waifu list and smiles everytime she blushes thinking "aww, adorable."

when and how: started playing because Saburo asked him to. at first a casual player, soon it became a huge obsession.

another fact: sometimes he listen to his characters' voice lines just for fun, and he has memorised most of them (yes, he says them out loud too).

JIRO

main: Xinyan! she's cool and loud, also guitar buddies>>

when and how: downloaded it just because he didn't want to feel left out, and because Ichiro likes it.

another fact: he's a bit envious of Saburo because the only five star he got is Qiqi, and he doesn't like her.

SABURO

main: Xiao. he's a loner, and a cool one! he just HAD to main him. 

when and how: started playing after he found some good gameplays while scrolling through youtube.

another fact: flexes his five star man to Jiro everytime he finds the chance to.

SAMATOKI

main: Diluc. he's like (ī_ī) all the time, and the fact that he's a pyro character made him gain 10 bonus points.

when and how: like for the virtual reality thing, he had a big argument with Jyuto and decided to settle it by playing. didn't expect to actually enjoy it.

another fact: the first time he lost the ascension quest he almost smashed his phone. that day, all his underlings felt unsafer than usual.

JYUTO

main: Kaeya. he likes his style and his tits.

when and how: same goes for him, ended up quite liking this game, even if he doesn't care about the plot and all.

another fact: he finds hilarious that Kaeya and Diluc kinda have a similar relationship as his and Samatoki's.

RIO

main: Xiangling. well, they share the passion for cooking and the use of unique ingredients.

when and how: he just followed samatoki and jyuto, and even if he doesn't play it often, that five times he logged in, he had a good time.

another fact: he spends most of the time looking for ingredients and got sad once he found out that you can't cook frogs and bugs.

RAMUDA

main: Barbara. she's the idol of the game, he HAD to set her as main. also, he built a massive dps Barbara just for pure chaotic vibes (@yamapucci suggested it and omg it's so true-)

when and how: one of the ladies he hanged out with showed him this "game with cute characters". he started playing because he liked the outfits.

another fact: he can imitate all paimon's quotes, and he will imitate them, even if you beg him to shut up.

GENTARO

main: Xingqiu. Gentaro doesn't really care about who to main, but they give kind of similar vibes

when and how: played it once or twice on Ramuda's phone because the little gremlin asked him to and Gentaro accepted (mostly because otherwise Ramuda would have become even more annoying).

another fact: changes the character's name everytime he plays in co-op, and builds up whole different personas based on the names he choses. always confuses the people he plays with, and finds that amusing.

DICE

main: Ningguang. she's sexy, but most importantly, SHE HAS ✨MONEY✨

alternatively: Bennett. felt pity for him and his bad luck. however, when he pulls and doesn't find a five stars character, blames it all on him. (@yamapucci proposed it, and we created the hc together <3)

when and how: like for Gentaro, started playing because Ramuda asked him to. he always plays it on Ramuda's playstation since he doesn't have a personal device (obviously lost it by gambling).

another fact: due to the fact he has the habit of gambling even empty handed, he has -20800 primogems, and if he doesn't pay up soon his account will be suspended.

JAKURAI

main: Keqing. Finds her and her points of view about both humanity and Gods interesting.

when and how: one of his young patients enthusiastically explained him the game and asked him to try it too, so he accepted (Hifumi recommended it too). liked the story and ended up playing it sometimes.

another fact: usually co-ops with Ichiro, because he does know better about the game than him, so he asked for some advices.

HIFUMI

main: loooooooves using Venti, they are lowkey similar too!

when and how: like for Ramuda, one of the guest at the host club recommended it to him, so who was him to ignore her kitten's suggestion?

another fact: if he plays online while in host mode, expect tons of flirting in the chat, regardless of the gender identity.

DOPPO

main: Layla or Ganyu. man loves playing the tired mfs

when and how: Hifumi insisted, and when I say he insisted, I mean he asked him nonstop to download it too. eventually Doppo gave in.

another fact: strangely enough, he found Ganyu during one of his firsts 10 pulls. he's never seen a five star character again after that.

KUKO

main: ITTO, and his co-op experiences are chaotic as hell

when and how: tried it once, and then decided to convince everyone he knows to play it too.

another fact: made jyushi cry because since kuko is several ranks up, he teased him when, while in co-op, he "couldn't do shit" against regisvines.

JYUSHI

main: Fischl! she's on top of his kin list and talks about how cool she is all the time, got the purple seelie just to match her and finished the golden apple arcipelago quests in no time to get her new skin. bro's her #1 fan. they literally would be besties if they knew each other.

when and how: convinced by Kuko. seems happy to play it too tho.

another fact: jumped of a cliff and his 「beautiful queen of darkness」 died. guess what? yeah, he cried.

HITOYA

main: Yanfei. both talk nonstop about law and shit, plus she's brilliant. I swear, if he knew what it means he would probably think he kins her (no, he'll never say that out loud).

when and how: Kuko. a bit of Jyushi too, but mostly Kuko. this man needs a break.

another fact: he can't and won't type in the chat, so if you co-op with him, just know it will be a silent game.

SASARA

main: mf will either be the annoying childe main or the cyno main who tells the worst jokes ever in the chat, there's no in between. LOVES the confetti thing and uses it all the time.

when and how: he was at home alone, and since he hates the silence he picked some random videos on youtube. switching from one to another happened to hear the genshin advertisement and got curious.

another fact: sooner or later, in the end he always gets kicked out from co-op mode because he's too annoying.

ROSHO

main: i feel like he would be a Sucrose main.

when and how: Sasara sneaked into his apartment, unlocked his phone and full downloaded it for him, waiting for hours. he also left a sticky note saying sorry for finishing all of his puddings, since he ate them due to boredom.

another fact: can't doesn't play in co-op mode with strangers, because it makes him nervous and uncomfortable.

REI

main: Yae Miko, she's sexy and they have that same random flirtatious attitude that nobody asked for.

when and how: he found a way to make some business from that game swindling here and there, so he took the opportunity.

another fact: he has all the five stars characters, only God knows why and, most importantly, how.

[correctdangerousfellows]

Hi! Do you mind writing hcs about the boys playing genshin impact?

a/n: anon i am in love with you thank you so so much for requesting this

the dangerous fellows play genshin headcanons

ethan

- a VERY casual player. played up to ar 25 and when he saw he had to do something called ascension he dipped immediately

- still logs on to do commissions tho

- and forgets to collect the rewards for it every time

- has no idea how ANYTHING in genshin works. he unironically builds barbara dps and it somehow works out?? good for him!

- THE LUCKIEST PULLS. EVER. he pulled diluc, qiqi, and mona on his first ten pull on the standard banner and zion hasn’t spoken to him since

- accepts co-op requests but never talks in chat. couldn’t figure out how to use the chat function so he jumps to communicate

- he lets people raid him because he never figured out how to ascend his characters either :’)

harry

- an absolute angel

- has an emotional attachment to traveler and refuses to take them off his team no matter how many good pulls he gets

- the only person who actually doesn’t kill timmie’s birds

- if he comes across hilichurls sleeping or dancing he leaves them alone. it doesn’t matter if it’s a commission he’ll just pass it for the day

- LOVES co-oping with people who are a lower world lvl than them. he helps them do their world quests and commissions, and even sticks around to kill bosses and unlock domains

- everybody is in love with him

- lets people steal resources from his world

- a very very friendly guy in chat

- plays healers in domains

zion

- thought genshin would be lame but downloaded it anyways

- ended up developing a gambling addiction

- cannot save for the life of him. the moment he gets 160 primogems he pulls IMMEDIATELY

- didn’t know he was supposed to wish on the promotional banner until eugene clowned him for it

- buys the battle pass every time

- HAS THE WORST LUCK. he’s sitting at a c6 amber and lisa rn

- had no idea he could offer the anemoculus and geoculus to the statues until ar 35

- doesn’t have any idea on what the fuck artifacts are. he slaps on random shit on his characters and prays

- let eugene into his world once and afk’d for a bit. came back to see all his violetgrass and cor lapis was gone

eugene

- hides the fact he plays genshin

- ar 55 lookin ass

- VENTI MAIN

- all his supporting characters’ builds are absolute DOGSHIT venti is the only one he actually cares about building

- trolls people in co-op

- not in an obnoxious way tho he just screws around a lot

- says he’s a f2p but has all the bp weapons

- his venti does so much dmg u don’t understand. he one shot level 90 stormterror with a charged basic attack

- goes into worlds just to raid them, but he does still help with some stuff if the person he’s stealing from wants

- flexes his 5 star characters

lawrence

- the only smart one who knows how everything in genshin works. mid luck on both artifacts and pulls, but he saves up accordingly

- has notifications on for genshin leaks. usually gets his leaks like 2-3 days earlier bc he has his ways

- unintentionally became a very famous genshin player because his builds and commentary are absolute insane. he's hitting 1 million crit easily

- uses all his brain power to estimate his primogems and when to roll 😭 fucking nerd

- judges everyone secretly for their builds secretly. if he's feeling like an asshole that day he'll join their world and give very passive aggressive advice that’s not advice

- speaking of which he takes advantage of EVERYONE'S world. he secretly steals their resources and dips immediately afterwards after promising to help them :^)

- even though a lot of his characters, weapons, and artifacts are leveled up he still has like 15 million mora wtf

the day i stop torturing zion in my headcanons is the day i die. thank you so much once again anon! this was super fun and i'm sorry this was super late. i’m still recovering from covid so i spend around 20 hours a day just playing genshin to pass time :’)

> lychee

[stargazer-balladeer]

Playmates [Genshin Impact]

Characters Included: Klee & Qiqi

Notes: THIS IS PLATONIC. I SWEAR. PLS DONT REPORT ME TO THE FBI— btw, ur also young here. Hope ya’ll enjoy this!

Reader’s Gender: Neutral

Warning: none

Klee

When Jean introduced Klee to you, Klee was very excited to meet you. She was very excited about the fact that she has a playmate!

She would immediately strike a conversation with you. If you’re shy and hide behind Jean, Klee would noticeably deflat at your actions (heck, she might get teary-eyed—). But once she understands that you’re shy, she’ll simply adjust her approach. If you’re not shy, well—

“and off they go.” Jean mumbled as she watch the two kids ran together, more like Klee dragging them.

Klee would love to play any kind of games with you! Be it hide-and-seek, tag, and other games! She loves everything!

Hide and seek is her favorite! She loves being the hider as she knows some (all) of the be best hiding spots! But, she’s also not great at hiding. As she tends to giggle aloud, which results in you finding her bc of this-

Also, watch out for her bombs 👀 she might accidentally set a bomb off around you, so yeah— be careful

Even as you two grew older, she’ll continue to play games with you. Afterall, her childish self wouldn’t disappear just bc she’s older.

Qiqi

When Qiqi first met you, she’s a bit confused on why you’re there. Do you wish for medicine? Then why are you so young? Did something happen to you?

It isn’t until the owner of the shop (i forgot the name of the dude and the shop-) told her that he found her a playmate. So that she wouldn’t be cope up forever in this clinic of sorts.

Qiqi is still confused but she goes along with it. She might be a bit aloof towards you at first, but as the days progressed, you two became close.

She always looks forward in playing with you. Not only was it fun, but it’s also one of her treasured memory. The playdates you two have is now ingrained in her long-term mind.

Qiqi actually likes playing with dolls or toys or stuffed animal or whatever. She enjoys your silly antics in voicing the toy you’re holding. She tries to imitate you but fails miserably. Which results in you two laughing.

Qiqi enjoys your presence the most. You didn’t mind that she was a zombie afterall. Even if the years go by as she watches you grow older, she hopes that you’ll not leave her.

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[bunchofstraydogs]

You asked for it :> So may I request the rest of BSD playing Genshin? 😘🥰

Darling, since I can't write that many characters in one go, I thought I should give you something special. I present... 💫 women 💫

Women of BSD as Genshin Impact players

tw: you're in bsd fandom, you know all the tw there are by now

Kyouka Izumi- Assasin in the streets, babysitter in the... Genshin Impact

Kyouka is that cute, stubborn kid that overfixates on things. Atsushi is things. Look, we all know Kyo-chan is mad intelligent and talented and it shows in her game play. Right off the bat she got the sense of the gameplay of every type of character and decided what works best for her. She knows what type of team she's going for and knows how to manage her materials wisely.

When she plays alone, Kyouka works towards bettering her characters and pushing through the storyline. Her favourite way to play the game is with Atsushi, whether alone or in co-op with others. Playing with Jinko is a huge win-win situation for her - she helps him beat up whatever he needs to take down and complete puzzles, he gives her praises and gratitude. And materials, but seldom does she take them.

Her main job, though, is to protect Atsushi and his world from the otherworldly evil known as the suicidal maniac, Dazai Osamu. She's fairly successful.

Main Team: MC, Klee, Keqing, Rosaria

Sub Team: MC, Qiqi, Fischl, Hu Tao

Mains MC, both for her flexibility with elements and because she likes being the little sister to Atsushi's male MC.

Yosano Akiko- retired nurse, now a terrorist

Did you really think she'd stay a healer without having the sadistic satisfaction of hurting people in grotesque ways? Nay. She doesn't have a single healer on team. She either has a teammate who's a healer like Haruno, or she wastes abundance of food until she can teleport to a statue of the seven.

Her game play is on crack, basically. She has several energy spurs, sometimes several times a day, where she rages through the game, before losing interest and going shopping. It's very possible with her that days can pass before she feels like playing again. Then she binges the game for hours and repeat.

When i say she acts like on crack i mean it. She has rage in her veins instead of blood. She tanks her characters and goes out looking for fights with worst possible opponents. Hell, she'll under equip her party just to see how many mofos can she take down in weak state. Spoilers, a fair few. She does die quite a bit, and is almost always out of food, but she's just as stubborn as she's crazy. Those two thing correlate probably. Which is why she made Azdaha her bitch. Her party consists either of strong, hot milfs women like herself, or twinks. You won't see someone like Childe disrespecting her vibe.

Main Team: Beido, Venti, Hu Tao, Rozaria

Sub Team: Lisa, Yanfei, Ningguang, Xingqiu

Beido and Lisa main. Bad bitches only.

Naomi Tanizaki- the fangirl player

She basically collects the cutest characters possible.. That's how she chooses her characters, based on cuteness. She went for the hot ones first to pull her brother but she got jealous and changed her tactic. You know she's spending her money on character skins and certain banners. She's insanely lucky tho?? She got Qiqi on the standard banner as her first 5*, pulled Klee on her banner in little over four 10 pulles and got Diona eventually anyway. Baraba and Xiangling were free and she mained Xiangling untill Klee rolled in. She spent some money on Venti and was already in pity when Ganyu came around. She's fully ready to whale for Kokomi though.

Now i know i said she's incredibly lucky, right? Yeahh that luck has to turn against something to keep the balance and well... she's still crying over Chongyun.

She usually co-ops with her brother, it's a daily ritual. Loves co oping with everyone though, mostly Haruno, Atsushi and Kyouka. She made online friends as well. Actually, there is one person she co ops with almost as much as she does with her brother. IchiGawa is her Genshin bestie and they talk about their crushes and infatuations besides the game itself. Her friend is the only secret she keeps from her brother.

Main Team: Klee, Diona, Venti, Barbara

Sub Team: Razor, Xiangling, Xingqiu, Qiqi

A Klee main.

Haruno Kirako- the healer

Literal angel. You need her, i need her, ADA needs her, the president needs her, just... yes. Her whole team consists of support- healers and crowd control characters. She was a f2p at first, but realised she earns her own money and can spend it however she wishes and she chose the monthly cards.

She's a necessity, point blank. She can get intimidated by new foe at first, but when backed up by her friends, she becomes determined and flexible. Pays good attention to her teammates, most importantly, their health bars, and acts accordingly.

The only reason most of them made it as far as they have, being as reckless as they are.

Main Team: Albedo, Barbara, Jean, Venti

Sub Team: Qiqi, Noel, Jean, Xinyan

Mains Albedo and Barbara

Fan fact: She's very fascinated infatuated with Albedo!! He's even her home screen and has posters and key chain of him.

Gin Akutagawa- that cottagecore assassin

You may be wondering what that could even mean. Let me tell you, she brought Animal Crossing to Genshin Impact. Sure she takes care of her characters and they're pretty powerful, but she kicks ass in real life as well. The game is her little getaway, especially since Serenity pot has been introduced. She's been making away her home for her and her brother characters. You can see her chop wood, collect materials, taking pictures with her friends and her brother, sometimes of pretty scenery and cute moments. A very wholesome player.

She's the type to help her friends explore their world and help them find oculi, open chests, shrines, collect flowers, mine... She's very patient, but if she sees her co-op teammates struggle with something, she'll jump in to help do it herself untill told to back off. In which case she will listen and silently give her support, usually with the cheering stickers in the chat.

She's f2p! Sure, she could get the monthly card at least, as Ryunosuke told her, but she really wants to enjoy the game on her own terms and have what she does through her own effort and hard work. It just feels satisfying to her and more personal.

Main Team: Jean, Ayaka, Diluc, Barbara

Sub Team: Doesn't have one! She just changes characters if certain elements are needed.

Jean main!! She admirers the relationship her and Barbara have. While she's the younger of the two, she's taken the mantle of the older sibling, in a way, and is looking after her reckless as heck brother and cares for him like Jean does for Barbara. Jean is also a wonderful person in her eyes and Gin harbours great respect for the blonde.

Higuchi Ichiyo- IchiGawa 🤡

I love Higuchi so much, but my girl is a mess and a half. Help her, please. No, really, she needs help. She's been over compensating for not being dramatic and eye catching in the battlefield, and has now found a new way to prove herself to her Akutagawa-san. Problem is, as soon as she sees a potentially powerful character, she has to get them and boost them to the havens... yeahh, good thing you can't do loans in the game, otherwise she'd have sharks on her ass for having a bill as dramatic and eye catching as Tsunade's from Naruto. Our girl out there turning heads for wrong reasons. She's definitely spent her pay checks on the game "oh no no, i just buy the monthly subscription, ehe" ehe my ass, you bankrupt bitch. Baal is coming and she's looking to sell a kidney. No, it's not her own and no, it doesn't have anything to do with the game. It's a mission, for God's sake.

But hey, the game is a good investment for her! She even made a friend, one that totally understands her how she feels!! They're very alike as well, ready to do anything for the person they love. The two talk about love a lot and have bonded over it. Higuchi is actually a jealous and a protective type of person, so she hides her friend from Gin and Tachihara like snake hides it's legs. If only they knew 🤡. But it's better this way as they both have a certain sense of normalcy and familiarity they were missing in their daily lives. (Higuchi and Naomi meeting scenario when?)

Main Team: Xiao, Fischl, Xingqiu, Diluc

Sub Team: Baal (soon?), Venti, Ganyu, Zhongli

She mains Xiao because he reminds her of Akutagawa-san and yes, she uses characters from her sub team when playing with others.

Fan Fact: when she was asked why her username is IchiGawa, she said she's like a river 🤡 No, it does absolutely not stand for Ichiyo Akutagawa.

Ozaki Kouyo- the husbando and loli collector

Don't get the wrong idea when i said loli collector. She just needs to adopt them and look after them. She also enjoys watching her precious babies kick ass like her Kyouka. But that's a two way sword, because she gets angry when they die. Savage.

And yeahh, the real reason she's playing the game... Mr Zhongli. She switches often between eng and jpn audios because she can't decide which sounds sexier. Also, Mr Diluc? Yes, she would like to be served one sex on the beach please and thank you! Ah, Mr Kaeya, a perfect window of opportunity, yes.

She has a huge spot for the teenager group as well. Razor, Bennett, Fishl, Xiangling, Xingqiu and Chongyun are also her kids. She just finds them very precious (don't we all?).

Main Team: Zhongli, Kaeya, Bennett, Diluc

Sub Team: Diona, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu

A Zhongli and Diluc main.

Bonus:

Elise- the evil lackadaisical player

Mori found out about the game from Higuchi and Tachihara and introduced it to Elise, telling her she should make a team of sweet little girls like herself and have fun going on adventures around Teyvat. In response, Elise made a team that, not only does it not have a single child in it, but is using it to gaslight and bully Rintarou.

"Why aren't you smart and inventive like Albedo?"

"Why aren't you as passionate and persistent as Sucrose?"

"Look how capable, loved and admired Ningguang is. You could never."

"I wish i had someone as strong, caring, handsome and rich like Childe looking after me. He would treat me like a real princess. "

Mori has been crying rivers ever since.

Thing is, Elise isn't even that interest in the story. Actually, she couldn't care less. Some characters are interesting to her and she likes the graphics, but other than that, she's mostly playing the game to torture the greasy doctor (as she should).

Main Team: Albedo, Sucrose, Ningguang, Childe

Sub Team: doesn't have one

Doesn't have a main either, she plays whoever she feels like playing.

I wanted to add Lucy too, but my mind wasn't cooperating ;-; Sorry about that. I do hope you liked this, Eli 💛

[spitefulcrepechan]

So imma like do a thing where like I look through all the slags on Genshin and see which ones defy the whole "colored to you convenience" trope

Few rules: They can't have the color of their element as their main color scheme. They can however have it as accents and of course on their visions. Also I'm not doing Traveler or Aloy cuz screw them and we dont have many Dendro lads so I can't do them until we have more

Pyro(Red): Bennett (Beige and Dark Blue)

Hydro(Blue): Tartagalia(Grey and Red), Kokomi (Lavender and Purple), and Mona(Purple and Red).

*fun fact I use to believe Mona was Electro

Geo(Orange/Yellow): Yun Jin(Purple and Pink), Noelle(white and red), Itto (purple and black), and Albedo(White and Black) tHEY SHOULD'VE MADE ITTO PYRO

Electro(Purple): Beidou(Magenta and Black), Razor(Brown and Orange), and Yae Miko (Pink and White)

Cryo(Light Blue): Rosaria(White and Red), Qiqi(Purple and Pink), and Diona (Pink and Blue)

Ameno(Green/Teal): Sayu(Beige and Brown) and Kazuha(Red and Black) haha chicken

Edit: Forgot Albedo and Diona existed