#fujoshitings

[anartificialsatellite]

Here's a spicy opinion for you, sort of related to that previous reblog:

That thing where something is super popular and then eventually becomes cringe and the Most Hated thing and everyone is deeply morally opposed to it for [reasons]? That is actually where I think most people's problem with Hetalia stems from, rather than from an actual good faith objection to any of the content within the canon.

I've talked a little bit before about how a lot of the objections I see to Hetalia and its fandom are kind of weirdly nonspecific or really outdated or just factually incorrect in a way that suggests that the critic's only real familiarity with it is from their memories of other people's complaints, but I was thinking a little bit about the heyday of the fandom and what the atmosphere was like at that time and how that relates --

It's easy to forget (or to not have been old enough to be present within fandom spaces then, as the case may be), but Hetalia was wildly fucking popular in its time, rivaled in many places at that specific time only by Homestuck... And people in general hated Homestuck to just about the same degree they hated Hetalia, and in fact did so to the point that the fandoms went from "rivals" to building a weird little bond of solidarity over being The Worst.

I'm not saying there aren't or weren't valid reasons to dislike Homestuck canon or the fandom, but what I am saying is that I'm incredibly fucking skeptical of the idea that the general backlash against Hetalia comes or came from a sincerely held belief that it is an irredeemable pile of nazi fujoshit, when I saw a very similar level of venom for people who wore gray body paint at cons at about the same time.

I know I just said a few days ago I hated that people feel the need to constantly qualify their comments to preempt arguments but I'm gonna do it now anyway: This is not to say that I don't think there are valid objections to be raised about Hetalia canon or the fandom and that people can't take real issue with it. I absolutely do, and if you'd like to know more I invite you to come chat with some of us here, because nobody tears up the shit parts of a canon and fandom like people who are really really into it. (So f you come in here to tell me all the totally reasonable reasons you hate it i will bite you because I already fucking said.)

But I am saying that I think a certain amount of people who have to loudly tell everyone how gross they think it is every time it comes up (or who do so totally unprompted) are not doing it out of a real deep sense of moral concern but either out of a need to justify their cringe reaction to it and to be seen doing so, or because they've seen other people doing it and also want to be seen doing so so that people know they don't enjoy the Bad thing and feel an appropriate level of scorn for those who do.

[aresontherun]

drawings from last October

[mvrders-are-okay]

fucking fujoshis, i’m going insaaaane

[finn-is-in-the-house]

btw u can enjoy gay romance whatever ur sexuality or gender is as long as u don’t fetishize it

[box16]

people should make really stupid nicknames for us so they can avoid saying the forbidden word or whatever on whiny online posts.

[saint-starflicker]

25,999 words since 06 Jun 2023 and it also has 16 hits, no kudos or comments. I am genuinely completely okay with that because it really was only splattering random contradictory headcanons on a canvas, for a background character from a niche publication combined with stuff I haven't sorted out or emotionally worked through in real life issues with ex-friends, so I'm not proudly crowing about that fic as a work in terms of my writing style or the plot twists or research into the historical setting or whatever. None of those things are there. I was muse-possessed for the 3 weeks it took to write but the muse got exorcised during writing and I'm alright now. It's only There for archival purposes. Don't read it. Nobody look at it.

fan fic authors be like yes i know this will flop however i simply have too much love for this character and my very niche headcanons for them. and i think that is so fuckin sexy of us

[krokonoko]

#not saying that hbomb doesn't come for certain ppl in this video with a 'fuck this guy in particular' attitude #but that should be the takeaway imho #ppl are always only eager to cancel and harass though (via @pandirpus)

[olderthannetfic]

I was reading a fic and genuinely enjoying myself up until the author decided to make a huge deal, in their AN, about how their protagonist is bi. As in ACTUALLY bi, not that stupid "straight with one exception" trash homophobic fujoshits write. I'm a cis man. I am heterosexual with exactly one exception. I don't know why. I went through years telling myself I was just confused. I heard from my queer friends at the time that only being interested in one other man wasn't a thing, that it was actually me being confused in the other direction, hiding all my crushes and desires from myself.

My family was convinced I was straight. My friends were convinced I was bi for a lot of men, I just wasn't admitting it. My now husband was the only one who told me it was fine. He's gay and he had a crush on one woman, once. Exceptions happen.

So at the risk of siding with the dreaded (presumed cis, presumed het, presumed white) enemy known as women, I... actually like the whole "if it's you, it's okay" thing. I don't assume an evil fetishizer who hates queers is writing it. It never reads that way. It reads as a story, just like any other story. A way to be queer just like any other valid option. Queerness is a spectrum. Not everyone is bi in the same way or gay or lesbian or anything else. The Kinsey Scale exists for a reason.

I spent five years in and out of therapy and church trying to fix myself. Being bi in any way was too much for my family. It was "get rid of the gay or get out" territory of panic. I could have a family or I could have my feelings for him. Choosing him involved giving up everyone I had grown up with. It involved years further of "so you can admit now that you had other male crushes, right?" no matter how many times I said no until I had to cut some queer friends out of my life, too.

And I'm not "ACTUALLY bi", apparently. I'm a trashy homophobic stereotype fujoshi came up with. I'm not actually bi. Real bi men have an equal number of women and men they're into. Bi is code for 50/50 or else you're, you know. Basically fictional. Definitely doing it wrong.

Upon some digging, I found out the writer is a lesbian woman. You would think with all the shit lesbians get she'd know better. I've seen people try to tell lesbians they aren't lesbians because "oh you dated a guy once" or "uh, you had sex with a man, you can't be" and all kind of shit that makes no sense whatsoever. So for her to turn around and go, "there is a single correct way to be a bi man" is just insane. Ma'am. Ma'am. You should know that's not how queerness works! You're queer!

This has annoyed me so much that for the first time in nine years I have pulled up a Microsoft Word document and I am writing fanfic. I am going to write so much It's Okay If It's You, one-exception-only queer fanfic.

Because it's fine to be queer even if it's this way, actually. It's fine to be queer, period! There are not rigid rules to it, that's one of the biggest joys of it!

I feel so old and tired and I'm only 40. Jesus Christ. "ACTUALLY bi". Fuck. The world is broken.

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[what-even-is-thiss]

"If you wish you were a gay man you can just do it if you really want to you know. Just putting that out there for anyone who needs to hear it."

no you can't.

you are not a gay man. stay the fuck away from gay male spaces, tiffany.

dear delusional fujoshits, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM US.

My name isn’t Tiffany and if you don’t like dating a man who can just buy any size dick you want him to have that’s your loss

[90sdiablo]

you know, why do I have a feeling that the Vivziepop critics are just jealous and have a boring sex life?

like, I'm all out for criticism because it gives ppl new ideas (like for me, I'm thinking about having some gnostic mythology for my rewrite of Hazbin and the Hellverse), but I just draw the line at "omg this show is so ass why do these characters swear so much Stolas is a rapist you can't like Val and toxic relationships yaoi fujoshit BDSM bad furrybaiting DeviantArt OCs Vivziepop bad blah blah blah"

c'mon, guys. since when criticism became synonymous with crapping on a writer?

[sterakraffulz78]

This is hilarious and fateful

I saw the episode, and I never really thought that wasting time like this would be a suffering that lasted too long. I'm going to get good and bad things from what I saw

first for good, okay?

1. The deaf imp

In itself, I was very surprised by this character and to tell the truth I can consider him better than the other deep and sad Pseudos that only serve to make the panties get wet because of the Fujoshits, and it is something that in this program is seen very little or is scarce in Yes, it made me tender that Fizz treated him well.

2. Fizz and Asmodeus' relationship

What can we say, the relationship itself is healthy, and superior to many of both series and when Asmodeus protected Fizz it is something nice on his part, not like a certain owl who is only interested in the red cock who is a tremendous fucking creep unable to defend his """"little""", this relationship is one of the few salvageable things in this series

Now with the bad things

3. The songs

For the love of God... why? All the songs seem forgettable and super stupid to me, it seems that the only thing this chapter does is create time and necessary filler that will never contribute or amount to anything

4. The imp hater by fizarolli

This was expected, it doesn't surprise me much to tell the truth... just imagine that you are so hurt by harmless criticism of your program that you only hope for a good change and to be guided to do a good deed, but you prefer to spend and overexploit the Poor workers who only want some money to encourage your resentment in a lively way, this is ridiculous and makes others feel sorry for Viviana Medrano

5. Mammon

This is the first most annoying, loudest and most obnoxious thing I've ever seen followed by Chaz, the only thing he knows how to say is pure rudeness in every damn sentence, it's a fucking audiovisual blister that seems to never end, apart from the cringe I feel about it, the Deadly sins of this show will never be taken seriously and more that sexist phrase about "Women are not funny" and then you're dead... Damn you Medrano bitch, can't you at least respect a simple woman even if she has a tertiary role in your shitty program? (And ironic why you make penis jokes and swear words to wait for someone to laugh and praise you)

6. I HOPE THEY FUCK YOU BLITZ

Is it really necessary to put Blitz in every episode? For the love of God, am I already sick of listening and seeing that red cringe guy making those embarrassing faces and hearing his voice why can't I listen to Brandon normally anymore without remember this abusive and manipulative guy swearing!? They shoehorned this guy in just to get "laughs" and make him stick to Fizz when he was given the biggest tragedy of his life

7. Good vs bad, hAha ​​tHeY aRe RiGht wHy tHEy aRe nExT To thE bOyS aNd uwu sOfT

As always, our wonderful writing writing the bad characters, like the black ones in this Turkish soap opera and making them caricatures for mockery and portraying them as the soft boys and uwu the good ones. These characters are already predictable, if there is a soft and sore young gay uwu, he will be the good one because he is the soft and sore young gay uwu and we are all forced to take his side, while those who have the potential to be good villains like Striker, you position them as silly, cartoonish and you are the generic antagonist of a series for children under 6 years old, for example Asmodeus against Mammon

It's good that the views are getting lower and lower, so soon we won't be able to stand this series in decline and the next more ridiculous, repulsive, mediocre, cringe and pathetic chapter written by a ridiculous, mediocre, cringe, pathetic, misogyny, sexist, Transphobic , racist, xenophobic writer who only ruined her own work so that her little friends the Fujoshits (I already saw you SatorRojas, TeaTheKook and Dani) get their panties wet and buy more panties again to get them wet because they can't stand two boys together

[cheesyradfem]

As is using misogynist slurs like “dumbc*nt”. Weird how gendies know what biological sex is when they want to degrade women

Episode 201794 of gendies doing dumb shit, realizing it's dumb then accusing feminists of doing it, then disabling reblogs and replies lol

OP knows their fellow gendies are the ones claiming transmen don't experience misogyny and that misogyny is not sex based. Radfems are the ones getting called essentialists for saying misogyny is sex based 😁

OP can't handle being wrong 😂🫵

(if I get hate anons I know it's you hihi)

[nana2009]

why do you hate davejade

gonna lay it flat and honestly, chief. too much exposure to the 4chan shippers and how they make it out to be the sacred only true golden calf of homestuck ships and if you don't ship it you're a nasty little SJW twitter cringe soyjak fujoshit. also theyre really fucking hostile towards davekat shippers? like the only reason davejade isnt canon is because of davekat oh nooo!! and many such things ive seen from my time there. go figure ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[arcticyarn]

you know what. i’m still not over the fact that haley never liked me even before i got banned. it’s so fucking stupid. we had so much in common. we both liked moon (i clearly liked him more but still). we’re both fujoshits. we’re both average looking skinnyfat white women. we both use the computer all day. we should have been soulmates. we should have been dancing under the starlight. and yet almost for no reason she rejected my friendship... am i that socially retarded? was she intimidated by my power level? we could have kyaaed and squeed over every moon stream 2gether. i could have broken down that final boundary and made her an RPFer. if she let me into her heart, maybe things would have been different. maybe i wouldn’t have shot up that school. but no. she would rather talk to those guys in mooncord about how badly she wants to be pregnant or showing them her stained goku body pillow or whatever she’s doing now. every female betrays me. when will i find another celibate straight woman that shares all of my niche interests? to share the rest of my life with. we could have had it all. we could have been beautiful. and yet i do not wish for her premature death. but i do hope her all of her favorite anime boys get their shows canceled.

[transmascpetewentz]

AHAHAHA your new avatar is so femalebrained you will never be a real male! you can be clocked as a fujoshit tif from a mile away!

the only thing that i changed about my picrew other than my clothes was my hair style and color. news flash: men can have long hair, and the hair in the drawing isn't very long.

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

I do not think this movie is pro- or anti-polyamory, or even pro- or anti-cheating for that matter. It is arguably anti-fujoshit, but in the Truffautian sense where the condemnation doesn't work because it makes it look too cool and sexy. 9/10 enjoyed it immensely would watch again.