#fuckkkkk me sir

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price -

Master of the World (1961)

[angelyuji]

ford pines dating headcanons

18+!!! minors dni!!

cw // sexual content under the cut

cutie patootie

FIT AS FUCKKKKK

writes about you in his journal like first time he sees you, first date, every single thought about you? journaled!!

he wanted to ask you out but he was sooo nervous you would reject him, especially considering how young and pretty you are

he was scared you would laugh at him for trying

so he didn’t try :(

so when you showed up at the mystery shack and asked him out to dinner, he would’ve jumped for joy

“you-you’re asking me? on a date?” ford stares at you, mouth open. you tilt your head in confusion and ford almost melts. he clears his throat, “i-i would love to, (y/n). thank you.” ford blushes.

your first date was cute, he was so flustered and so nervous

i feel like he calls you by your name, sometimes by your last name, sometimes like ms/mr. last name. idk he’s silly like that

HE loves pet names tho, he lovessss pet names

when you call him love, baby, sweetheart, anythingggg he loves it

he especially loves when you call him sir like in any context

idk he’s silly like that :)

literally the sweetest man in the world

constantly thinking about you and talking about you

constantly creating new things/inventions for you

he would start writing up the mock-up of a project or an experiment and start thinking about you and then end up making something he thinks you’d like

sooo down bad for u dude, would give you the world if you asked

i feel like bill would find his love for you either fascinating or be so insanely jealous that you’ve got ford wrapped around your finger like that’s his man

imo the only solution is a threesome

WHAATTT WHO SAID THAT…. some of these artists draw bill so fine that i cant help it

he loves when you’re passionate about something! it doesn’t have to be mysteries and monsters, but just something that makes you yap (but he also loves when you listen to him talk, he’s more of a talker than a listener but he will listen to you)

yk that scene in those cliché romcoms… idk how to describe it so ill just put it into dialogue

‘gorgeous’ ford hums as you talk, the way your lips move, your expressions, everything hypnotizes him. ‘gorgeous’ he can’t help, but be enamored with you. you’re smart, kind, and passionate. “gorgeous” you stop and look at him.

“thank you?” you tilt your head at his words and his eyes went wide. he sputters as you laugh.

can have moments of smooth talk and flirting but the moment you reciprocate, he’s red in the face and stuttering

need him carnally, need him ways that even god will not allow me into heaven

switch!!!

he can do both i fear

he’s okay with you on top or him, definitely depends on his mood

like i said, FIT AS FUCK, whatever he’s been doing in that portal has treated him well

not insecure about his body more insecure about his lack of experience

he never talks about it about the stuff from before

he did a lot of research in positions, toys, and stuff like that

you had to tell him to calm down and take it slow

he’s more into giving pleasure than receiving

he wants you to feel good more than he wants to feel good

if you feel good, he feels good ykwim?

hes sooo pathetic tbh like begging, pleading, to eat you out like he wants it so bad

his glasses would fog up as you guys make out and he whips them off like sung-hoon does in business proposal

honestly that entire scene in business proposal?? ford.

hgnhhghghgngngnhgn i need him i feel ill

[anonymousicecream]

Happy Ending (Jeewon & Chaehyun x M Reader)

Day 19: Masseuse Threesome

"Welcome to idol's life sir. How may I assist you?"

"I would like to have a massage please."

"Very well sir. How many therapists?"

"Two is enough."

"Of course. Would you like a surprise or would you want to pick them yourselves?"

"A surprise would be good." With that, the woman guided you to the massage room, letting you strip yourself onto your boxers before you laid down on the bed.

"Evening sir, today we're here to relieve you. Please relax and enjoy our treatments." The red-haired girl say, before she starts massaging your right foot. The other girl, who had brown hair, didn't had much to say before she got into action as she massages your hand.

After a few minutes, you felt your hands over something round and squishy. You opened your eyes to find out that your hands rest on the girl with the brown hair's tits. "Erm miss." "Shush, and sir, just call me Jeewon. For the girl doing your legs, her name's Chaehyun." Jeewon said, before she starts massaging your hand as your palm rests on her tits.

It came as a surprise when Chaehyun starts massaging your thighs, going near your crotch. The shock made you react by pinching Jeewon's nipples, earning a moan from her. "Ah!" Jeewon's eyes widened after letting out a moan, while you just stay there and smirk. "You know sir, you can just go ahead and start." Chaehyun informed you.

With that, you used your free hand to start groping Jeewon's breast, playing with her boobs through her tanktop. This soon turned into more as you took her top off, exposing her perky nipples. "Sit on my face." Jeewon followed your instruction before getting on your face, allowing you to see her wet panties. This allows you to set her pussy aside, before feeling a drop of her juice fell onto your face.

The sudden drop made you breathe hard against her pussy, earning a heavy breath from her. It didn't take long before you used your fingers to rub her clit, going up and down on her entrance before you insert a finger into her pussy. "Mmmmhhhh fuck." You started off slow, enjoying every second of it before you felt Chaehyun's hands on your cock, rubbing it softly. What was first slow turned into slow and warm as you felt Chaehyun's warm mouth on your cock.

This prompted you to start using your tongue to pleasure Jeewon, which definitely worked as her moans started getting louder. Your pace got even faster after you felt Chaehyun's warm pussy coating your cock, allowing to start riding you. "Fuck Chae, you're so tight." Chaehyun just chuckled and replied back by increasing her pace, letting her vocalize her moans more. The increased pace did allow her juices to leak faster, letting her warmth coat your cock.

This did made you moan, but it also increase your breathes, allowing them to hit Jeewon's pussy. "Mmmhhhh fuck your breathes are so hot." Jeewon moans, while also keeping your body in place, leaving marks all over your torso. Your attention was soon diverted when you heard noises, which turns out to be the two girls on top of you, making out, eating each other's mouths.

You took the time to rub your thumb on Jeewon's ass, while also increasing your pace on her pussy, resulting in an intense orgasm as she squirts her juices onto your face. You opened your mouth, letting her juices squirt onto your mouth repeatedly, while Chaehyun took control above, muffling her moans by kissing her, while continuing to ride you.

After she finished squirting, you swallowed Jeewon's juices before ordering her to get off you, now instead helping Chaehyun in her chase for her orgasm, helping her by rubbing her clit and tits. This eventually got her to climaxed as Chaehyun lift herself off your cock, before she squirts all over your body and cock, moaning loudly as she reaches her first orgasm. "FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK!!!!" Chaehyun's moans echo, while Jeewon continues helping Chaehyun in her orgasm, prolonging it.

After she finished cumming, you watch as Jeewon lick Chaehyun's juices off your body and cock, before she starts sucking your cock again. She alternates between sucking and stroking your cock. "Cum on us daddy. Coat us with your cum." Jeewon said as Chaehyun came back to life, now using her mouth to also suck your balls.

The two ladies acknowledge that their tits are their best assets, so they didn't forget to give you titjobs while also slapping your cock onto their tits, adding extra pleasure for you.

The "extra pleasure" turned out to be the deciding factor as you bust your load all over their face and tits, coating them with your cum. Their moans echo through the room after each spurt, before they eventually took a selfie, showing their body coated with your cum.

[sodobabe]

This Mouth is Mine: Swiss x Rain x AFAB reader (18+ ONLY)

A/N: I wrote this as a request for a friend. I figured the masses would also enjoy it.

Summary: reader is needy for intimacy with Swiss, but they also know that he loves to fuck people’s mouths… Rain joins in on the fun as well.

Warnings: just porn. Male oral. Penetrative sex. Female genitalia. Dom Swiss. Light fluff at the end.

You had been craving some intimacy with Swiss. The multi ghoul was known for having a kink for mouth fucking. He loved being in control while thrusting his cock in and out of your mouth while the two of you made eye contact.

You walked into the ghoul den after a busy day of helping Papa with business stuff for the upcoming tour. As you made your way into the common area, you saw Swiss sitting by himself. The other ghouls must have been off doing their own thing.

“Hey, love,” he said as he looked up from his book that he was reading.

“Hey, Swissy,” you said as you pivoted to walk his direction.

You made your way over to the couch and dropped your body next to the bigger ghoul. You mischievously placed your hand on his thigh, knowing that he loved it when you touched him in any way.

“Whatcha need, baby ghoul?” he said as he placed his book down and placed his hand on yours.

“You, please,” you said as you looked into his eyes.

“Need more details, baby,” he instructed.

“Need you in my mouth, please, want your cock in my mouth,” you practically begged.

“Ah, I see. Someone wants to be my little cocksucking slut,” he taunted as he ran his free hand through your hair, giving it a gentle pull.

“Yes, sir,” you muttered out, unable to actually form a coherent thought.

“On your knees,” Swiss instructed, pointing to the rug on the floor.

“Wait, here? What if we get caught?” you finally were able to think for a split second because the idea of the others seeing you with Swiss’ cock in your mouth kind of terrified you, but also turned you on.

“Yes, right here, and so what if we get caught. You act like all of the other ghouls haven’t fucked you. Maybe they’ll be inclined to join,” he teased once again.

You pondered the idea of Rain or Dew walking in and joining the fun as you did what you were told. Your knees met the plush rug and your hands immediately went behind your back. You knew the drill by now. This was not your first rodeo with Swiss, nor would it be your last.

“Such a good pet for me,” Swiss said as he stood up from the couch and unbuttoned his pants, freeing his rock hard cock that was already dripping with pre-cum.

“Open,” he said as he gave your cheek a light tap.

You did as he commanded. You opened your mouth and eagerly waited for him to slide his cock into your mouth until it hit the back of your throat. You didn’t have to wait long. Swiss grabbed a handful of your hair and gently slid into your mouth. He knew you didn’t like it when he moved your head, but his hand placement was more or less for stability and control. He never forced you down on his dick, he was too much a gentleman despite his dominant nature.

“Fuckkkkk, Pet, your mouth always feels s’good,” he moaned as he began thrusting slowly in and out of your mouth.

Saliva dripped from your lips as he picked up the pace. You looked up at him with pleading eyes because the familiar sensation of horniness was growing in your stomach and it wouldn’t stop until you reached your climax. Swiss looked down at you and acknowledged what you needed.

“Don’t worry, little one, I’ll be sure to take care of you after I’m done if one of the others doesn’t come in here and do it for me,” he said with a devilish grin on his face.

It was as if he knew what you wanted. The door to the ghoul den flew open and in walked Rain. He glanced over at the sight of Swiss’ cock filling your perfect mouth and raised his eyebrows.

“Rain, come here. Our little cockwhore is extra needy tonight. Why don’t you give her dripping pussy some attention, this mouth is mine,’” Swiss blurted across the room.

Rain didn’t need any further convincing, he may have been the horniest ghoul of them all. He quickly made his way over to you and Swiss as Swiss pulled out of your mouth. You crawled onto the couch and rested your arms on the arm rests. You were wearing a dress because you hadn’t changed since work. Swiss positioned himself in front of you, while Rain got on the couch behind you, gently tracing his fingers through your slit.

“Fuck, so wet for me, my flower,” Rain cooed as he sucked your arousal off of his fingers and quickly unbuttoned his pants.

Swiss caught your attention and slid his dick back in your mouth just as Rain was positioning his dick at the entrance to your cunt. He had one hand on the small of your back while he used his free hand to rub gentle, yet firm, circles on your clit as he slid his dick into you, causing you to moan on Swiss’ cock.

“Fuck, pet. Keep doing that and I’ll be covering your mouth with my load too soon,” Swiss moaned out.

“Fuck, Swiss, she’s so fucking tight. Feels so fucking good on my cock,” Rain moaned as he picked up his pace, both with his thrusts and with his hands.

“Look at you, such a good cock slut, taking my cock in your mouth so well, along with Rainy boy’s cock in your needy pussy. Satanas, you’re so fucking hot,” Swiss moaned out as he picked up the pace in your mouth.

“Not gonna last long, flower,” Rain moaned from behind you.

The stimulation from Swiss fucking your mouth, Rain burried deep in your pussy, and Rain’s hand on your clit was all you needed to chase your own high.You placed three taps on Swiss’ leg, signaling for him to pull out.

“What is it, love?” he said as he continued stroking his cock in place of your mouth.

“Gon- fuck, gonna cum, fuck,” you moaned out as your vision started to go white.

“Good girl, wanna fuck that mouth while you cum, wanna feel your moans against my cock,” Swiss said as he slid back into your mouth, his thrusts already faltering.

Rain applied a little bit more pressure to your clit and that was all you needed. Your orgasm hit you like a brick wall. Waves of what felt like electricity coursed through your body as your moans were muffled by Swiss’ cock. The vibrations from your moans and the sight of Rain fucking you threw Swiss over the edge as well, causing him to coat the inside of your mouth with his seed. Rain was next, the poor water ghoul really did not last long, he was coming undone as well as he tried not to collapse onto you, his breaths heavy with relief as he filled you with his own seed.

“Do we want to go snuggle in my room?” Swiss asked as the three of you came back to reality.

You and Rain nodded in unison. The three of you made your way back to Swiss’ room. You pulled your dress off and crawled between his fluffy throws and his satin sheets. Rain joined you and pulled you to his chest, placing a sweet kiss to your forehead. Swiss was the last to join as he cuddled into Rain’s side and gently closed his eyes. Before you knew it, the three of you were fast asleep, completely spent and blissed out.

[pianostarinwonderland]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AZUL

i have nothing prepared for you except my wet soppy thoughts

maybe i might rush write something bc i do have a few ideas on what to write

fucking breathes

the best. fucking. groovy. ever.

like everyone go home right now.

I have tried to think of every way they could make him look good but it ends up being how they could fuck it up because I’m gonna be honest, a lot of Azul’s recent cards are either decent or not hitting that well 🤡🤡

but this. THIS.

HOLLLLYYYYYYYY FUCK IT’S EVERYTHING

THE LIGHTING . THE THE FUCKING FUCK.

TEH ? VMS LISTEN. HE'S THE CHARACTER FOR EVIL SMIRKS, SO OFC THIS SERIES OF EVIL GROOVIES WAS GONNA BE PERFECT FOR HIM BUT BU T BU T

THIS IS SOOOOOO GOOOD. LIKE??????? DEADASS THE BEST ???? SMIRK??????? HE'S EVER MADE?????????? AND HE LOOKS SOOOO MUCH LIKE HIMSELF

THIS IS ALSO THE BEST ANGLE WE'VE EVER GOTTEN THAT SHOWS HIS 'BALD' SIDE AND THAT'S S OGUFKCKNGJ GOOD

AND AND

🧍‍♀️

h

he hey sir.

your hand looks cold.

m mm mind if i h hh hh hhhh hhol— gunshots are fired

ADN CAN I JUST

CRY ABOUT

PART OF YOUR WORLD BEING THE PAINTING LIKE LEI EK JLGSLKGNLSKDNGOADSNGOAINSAONGOAISNGI0AOHGIOAHGSDHIFGHSDOIGFHNSDINGIDSNJGKVDS

FUCKKKKK THIS WAS WHAT I'VE WANTED FOR THE PAST FWE MONTHS

THE PART OF YOUR WORLD SEGMETJKNJENJKSNGFNDKSJNGKSDKGNSDKLNGLSDGNDSLGS

FUCKGN ISN FCYRING

LISTEN LISTEN.

LISTEN.

I WILL DROP A HOT TAKE RIGHT NOW

THE LITTLE MERMAID SONG THAT DEFINES AZUL IS NOT POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS BUT IT'S PART OF YOUR WORLD

AZUL'S SCHEMING AND CUNNING IS DEFINITELY FROM URSULA AND IS REFLECTED SOOOO MUCH IN POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

BUT HIS DREAMS

HIS GOALS

HIS AMBITIONS AND DETERMINATION TO MAKE HIS WISHES COME TRUE

PART OF YOUR WORLD REFLECTS THAT.

AZUL WOULD NOT BE AZUL IF IT WASNT FOR PART OF YOUR WORLD

AND THE SPECIFIC PART THEY SHOW OF PART OF YOUR WORLD. IT'S THE PART WHERE ARIEL WAS DETERMINED TO GET TO THE SURFACE

THAT'S LITERALLY AZUL

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

OUGOSHGHSODGHSUGUDSOHGODSGHOSDGDSGOSDHGISDOSDNGDGDSNGNSDOIGNIONAONGNAONSGIOSOGA

ok and can i just

scream about his story

BECAUSE. GOD FUCK THAT STORY LEFT ME DEAD.

loike like AZUL TALKED ABOUT HIS GRANDMA?????

THE SECOND BDAY STORY IN A ROW THAT HE TALKS ABOUT HOW HIS GRANDMA RAISED HIM AND AND HOW SHE'S BEEN SUCH A BIG INFLUENCE IN HIS LIFE

he's a grandma's boy ouhghfohfgf he loves his grandma sm he respects her and cherishes her goddddddddd

i love how he's aware that true compassion comes from not just spoiling someone but also disciplining them and whatnot

it adds to the balanced theme that he has going on

i also just rly love in general that azul loves and respects the maternal figures in his life not only because it makes him more respectable but also because it ties in with the feminism theme that you find in the little mermaid (whether animated or live action)

then then THE WHOLE LIKE,,, PART WHERE AZUL TELLS JAMIL THAT HE WAS SO SURPRISED AT ALL THE NEW SCENTS ON LAND THAT HE WAS SNIFFING AROUND LITERALLY

i first saw that part in an out of context screenshot, where jamil's like "lol haha you were just sniffing around everywhere omg" and i was like HUH?????

@/doom on twt also pointed out that it might be why Azul's into colognes and i think i shuold just be defenestrated at this point from how insane i've been goign

THE BARBEQUE PART THO

IT'S SO CUTE

AZUL, FLOYD, AND JADE DOING A BARBECUE....... WHEN THEY BARELY KNEW ABOUT LAND CULTURE AND PHYSICS................

AND THEY BURNT EVERYTHING LMAOOOO AND THE TWEELS BLEW SMOKE INTO HIS FACE THAT WAS JUST SO CUTE HONESTLY

jamil's like wow that sounds funny haha and honestly same jamil same

AND THEN THE PART WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE PR FOR NRC

god typical azul for doing it so that he can boost himself before graduatign

but i also got a lil emotional on that part not gonna lie bc he's Still grabbing opportunities to achieve his goals and he's working hard for them and god honestly that's one of the main reasons why i fell for him and i still love him for it

i also like

fucking died over his voiced line s

wtf

wtf are those lines

azul actually talking about love and crushes in his groovy....... but it's just him saying it's great cause he can exploit it lmaoooo

babe you're gonna be a disaster when you actually like someone i know it

jamil's already bordering on it, but if you actually end up liking Liking someone it's so over

personally what really fucking sent me though was Azul going "I take art as one of my courses so I can explain to you any painting you're interested in" LIKE

CMON.

CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

lore on NRC courses???

but also the way that's phrased sounds like art is an elective you can opt to take ? ?

and he CHOSE to take art? //? /

hELL O

AHAHFAHSHFOIAHSIOFHIOASHFIAS THE ARTIST IN ME IS GOING AWAOHOAHGOAH

ofc Azul looks at art in a business sense, but i love that he's so wiling to branch out and rly appreciate it

cause how many ppl out there put down art :')) employers in particular are really iffy about this

Azul's also designed mostro lounge so you know he has his own style

also wtf Azul, you have your tentacles in business, in science and maths (science would be chemistry ish because of alchemy and arithmetic is Literally listed as his talent), and now in the arts

just.

just

man

happy birthday ashengrotto. take my tears and my insanity for now until i can writey ou smth better

[banjopolishh]

MY HUSBAND REQUESTED THIS !

“Needy and desperate” he said ..

I LOVE YOU BABE !

this is nsfw!

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“I’ll be back in an hour or two, be good.” Stanford’s voice replayed in Fiddleford’s mind. He could almost picture Stanford's warm smile, but time went on. Fidds couldn’t stand it.

Be good. Hm.

The young man frowned at the thought of not having Ford at the house with him. He needed him, and it was apparent.

“I don’t think he’ll mind… I need it.” Fiddleford grabbed a photo of Stanford from the nightstand and settled into their bed, holding the photo in front of himself.

“Fuck. If he catches me, ohhh god.” The thought of Ford walking in on him scared him, yet - turned him on. Fidds pulled down his boxers, watching his erection spring out.

“Mm. Fu..ck.” He held Ford’s picture in one hand, and his cock in the other. Fiddleford’s eyes were half-lidded as he stroked up and down slowly.

“Ford..Ford! Ford. Sir, Fuck!” His head fell back as he fucked his hand. He needed to cum all over the photograph, he needed to cum in Ford’s mouth.

All a sudden, a low chuckle came from the doorway; it was Stanford. Fidds gasped as soon as he heard him, his footsteps were silent.

“Haven’t been a good boy, have you? What did I tell you, hm?” Ford began walking slowly over to his lover, pinning his body to the bed with all his strength. Fiddleford was helpless against him, he couldn’t move.

“I’m sorry, Ford. I just… you’d been gone for a while, and I couldn’t help it.” His voice began to falter, embarrassed at how desperate he was.

“Couldn’t wait for me? How pathetic. Did you really need my cock that badly?” Ford quipped, smirking as Fidds became more erect.

“I’m sorry, sir. I just really need you, I’ve been strugglin’ all night. Needin' your dick. I’ve been good all week, Stanford. I’ve been so, so good.” Fiddleford was near tears; he was desperate to be filled by his owner.

Stanford looked him up and down as Fidds laid beneath him, precum was dripping out of the smaller man’s cock.

“Awww, how could I say no to you, baby? You’re right, you’ve been very good. How about I give you what you need? Move aside.” Ford loosened his grip on Fidds and let him move onto the other side of the bed.

“You’re going to please me, while I please you, okay? You’ll be a good boy and cum with me.” The brunette removed her own pants, then her boxers. His full length already dripping with precum, the sight of Fidds only making his erection worse.

“Mhmhm! Yesyesyes, please. I promise I’ll be good, Ford. ’m going to be so good.” Fiddleford eyed down Stanford, watching as the scientist laid down next to him. Ford smirked, grabbing Fidds’ hand, and putting it on his hard length.

“Go ahead, stroke my cock, baby.” He cooed, moving Fiddleford’s hand up and down swiftly.

“Fuckkkkk. Fidds. Good boy.” Ford grabbed Fidds’ dick, his six fingers wrapping around the base. He began jacking his lover off, moaning as he felt his own dick being rubbed.

Fuck it felt so good.

“Ah, ah. Ford. Oh, please.” Fiddleford was over the moon. With every stroke, he became closer and closer. His mind completely melting, he was putty in Ford’s hands.

“Fidds! Shit! Fuck, faster!” Stanford was a moaning mess, eyes rolling into the back of his head. He kept thinking about Fiddleford’s tight hole, and his delicious cock.

They turned to face each other, kissing passionately. Their tongues intertwining and moans escaped their lips as their strokes became faster.

“Shit-Ford. Im gonna- oh fuck.” Fiddleford was about to release him at any moment, but he refused to go without Ford.

“Fiddleford. Fidds! I’m - FUCK! Come with me, darling.” Their breathing became erratic and heavy, they kissed once more, before they released all over the others hand.

“Ahah..Fuck.” Fidds’ sighed and laid on Ford’s chest, feeling the after effects of his orgasm.

“Good. Good boy. That was amazing, baby.” Ford kissed the top of Fiddleford’s head. He smelled like cologne.

Fiddleford pecked Ford’s cheek, the afterglow of their orgasms enveloping them.

“Are you tired, honey?” Ford asked, running his hands through Fidds’ hair.

“Yeah…are you?” Fiddleford’s voice was soft, dripping with exhaustion.

“Very. Let’s go to bed, lovely. I’ll see you in your dreams.”

“Goodnight, Stanford. I love you.”

“I love you most.”

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im high as fuck! i love u hubby thank you for request hehehe

[submissivefeminist]

I had a hypno session with Sir this morning and He's messaging me and I'm literally having to update my orgasm tracker in real time bc he keeps forcing more and more orgasms out of me fuckkkkk 😭

[chameleon-on-lsd]

Tatort Saarbrücken (Das fleissige Liesschen) liveblogging

when I tell you that this show has me fucking screaming (starting this liveblogging after 30 mins of watching, so some recap following) his little 'adam' at the first meeting the fact that they hug IN the car, after getting to the scene. like did you drive all that way in silence? protective bby! dog trauma is real the medical examiner is insane and I don't know if I hate her or love her ADAM SITTING ONTO THE TABLE LIKE *THAT* after being told 'setz dich doch erstmal'. very normal. as if you *needed* to show off your long legs any more. also love his turtleneck look. makes his angular face stand out even more (lovingly) also I like his wavy hair and I forgot how much fun German shows are. the slang gets to me. (like "matschepampe" xD) I don't watch things in German because usually it's dubs and those are an abomination to the original language. but after watching allll electric callboy vlogs I remembered how much fun German can be they had a treehouse??? aaaaaah (well it could be a Jägerstand but come on. chilling in a tree, 2 feet apart cause we're not gay) lmao a TRUCKLOAD of files. cause that's what the police needs, more files is that his GF?? "der traurige" lmao, get roasted 'was soll losgewesen sein' sir young!leo has the biggest sadded eyes my god adam, you have eyebags for daaayss. sleep my poor baby (idk how I feel about the canonical gay character being the accused murderer. I like them though) sorry but leo's goofy little smile at adam turning up late night AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and the glances at eachother working "dein kollege, der hat schiss in der buchse" "willste auch n tipp? halt einfach mal deine fresse' do NOT come for his fucking boy! loyal dog behaviour from the dog phobist I like that he spelled out 'usw' in his speech as U S W what kind of fucking squishy cake are you eating adam?? what is the old lady serving you oh is it apfelstrudel? I wanna cup adam's stupid head. what is your jaw line sir challenge for adam: stop leaving your food uneaten!!! level: imposssible something something 'aufm weg zu dir' + 'bin gleich bei dir' sakldaldkölaskdölaskd leo fully pulling a gun on the employee standing inHIS WAY AND PARKOURING!!!!! I LOVE HIM HOLY FUCKKKKK adam: DISREPECT MY SURROUNDINGS (car version) leo fully shaking at handling the gun. baby boy <3 YOU SHOT HIS DAD? babies :( :( :( lol adam. that was the LAMEST takedown with the most urgent yelling after something something *slouching on a car to make up for height difference.* *rubbing shoulders and looking at the hand* lmaoooo. the skull middle finger head tattoo. love it 'das ist n echtes schnatterentchen' and the "ihre *holding middle finger up and doing chefs kiss noise* ausstrahlung" the fucking bad cop, good cop 'ich hatte keinen beef mehr mit dem' xD i love the random english fucking hell leo taking the jacket off "ich bin eher... so ein weicher" smug leo is freaking adorable "ich ruf meinen kumpel reiner an. den hab ich auf speed dial" YOU JUST TOSSED A DOG OF A BRIDGE???? INSANE laughs a little every time they say 'haftbefehl' (because of the german rapper) HE'S EATING A DRY CUP NOODLE. ADAM MY LOVE. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. THAT IS NOT AN ADEQUATE SNACK OR MEAL also how hot do you have to be leaning on the car like *that* aw poor Konrad 'rutsch ma rüber' xD god adam ily 'sie stinken ja wie n iltis' lmao I love how everyone is accusing adam of not having a home. first leo, now the grandpa dude god leo is pretty okay so leo visits adam's dad and pretends to be adam's brother to do it? adam. be normal and stop pinching your dad's cheek. aw the very heartfelt 'FUCK.YOU.' old woman chekov's gun, SHE SAVED THE DOG AND IT JUST DIED?????????? god they need to make out. leo stop looking at him like that fucking badass lida!!! you go girl 'ich hab ihn geheiratet weil er mutig war, wo ich feige war' something something, leo and adam whew this is actually making me tear up 'der hass war so stark er hat mich ausgefüllt' something something, leo's hate for adam's dad dundunduuuuun (adam's dad woke up)

[cuckedlooser]

Fuckkkkk please tell me things like this. Telling me my dom top bf was taking your cock sir. I’m on the verge of an uncontrolled no-handed orgasm just thinking this😵‍💫

Nice Sag on Hot Dude

[healedgemini]

I swear Sir dropped this album at the absolute perfect time. Emotionally, energetically, physically.

What a time to truly dive deep within myself. Feeling feelings, processing them, and ultimately releasing the fuck out them IF they dont serve me. Yes to therapy! Yes to healing! Yes to moving the FUCKKKKK on! Yes to ME🥂!

[onlyjaeyun]

greetings my dear zadie 😁 i missed u sm (sorry for the disappearance- i really missed filling ur inbox like this pls don’t mind me💔) & i genuinely have no idea where to begin from because i just got caught up with like 30 chapters of strictly business and i haVENT BEEN SLEEPING SINCE YESTERDAY BECAUSE I CANT CLOSE MY PHONE 🧍‍♀️ first of all what the FUCKKKKK IS GOING AWNNNNN😨 like what the hell what the fuck the whole family situation is so heartbreaking then we have the fucking mind blowing jaw dropping earth shattering identity crisis inducing universe colliding inducing smut to have ever grazed tumblr idk if it’s the severe daddy issues but my GOD thewayjongseongisaservicedommakesmegentearup also can i just say as someone who’s been reading your masterpieces since hype boy i absolutely adore. like ADORE 🧎‍♀️ the way you write your smuts they always like ooze out love and i adore it sm like it’s like that one meme where u know it’s not a quick nut but smth made with love & care and that’s exactly how you be writing your shit dawg like you’re so talented?? out here making me close my phone every 5 mins just to giggle and calm myself down. now when i tell you my legs r aching bcs of the amount of hours i just spent swinging them while giggling because of the shit i was reading for HOURS BRO. 😀 like i’m so obsessed with how you write i want to kiss & appreciate each every single one of your neuron cells and axons for connecting to eachother to form such beautiful ideas mamas. anywho back to the story FUCK YOU SHIAH UGLY ASS PREHISTORIC ASS BITCH THE FUCK IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM DAMN. like you’re genuinely a miserable grandma if you’re out here in your 30s or smth pushing 89 and you’re bullying & talking shit about a girl who’s 21 💀 like girl go teach at unis what u learned about dinosaurs since you’ll be talking straight up from experience. i bet yo ass she was there at the last supper arriving with her horse and all that like GIR- sorry excuse me for the disrespect fr 🙏🏼GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMA. GET YOUR GODDAMN SHIT TOGETHER AND BACK THE FUCK AWF 🤺 anywho now that we talked about the literal cause of the big bang theory let’s go talk about jongseong 🤭 no because i love this man with my whole entire heart i just- i <3 mature men <333 he’s so cool & mature & understanding & it’s making him so much more sexier than he already is it’s actually driving me crazy because wHERE do i find a replica of the man i just read about. like sir. SIR im losing my mINDDDD 🤸‍♀️🕳️ and then going to yn i love her sm :( she’s so smart & kind and she did not deserve anything that happened to her she’s such a sweet girl i can’t do this i can’t stand kind hearted people getting their souls hurt like this like pls she deserves sm better (i’m literally coming for you shiah. sleep with one eye fucking OPEN.) i’m so glad she has jimin & aeri w her i love them all so much and nayeon (btw making nayeon jongseong’s older sister single-handedly saved approximately 26392 lives and prevented 6 million deaths im telling u, ur mind? legendary.) and then we have seoul’s fav four oh mY GOD i love jaeyun sm. he’s so hilarious like bros always speaking & asking the ACTUAL questions he’s so funny i love him sm & hoon is just hooning he’s a bad bitch & a serious mf i love him sm for that fr always serving shit and all that a fucking icon he’s so real 💯 and oh lord 30 year old hee? is going down in the history books i fear 🚨 u making hee this attractive right after poison is just so ooooooo i wanna fight you so bad (w kisses & hugs duh!) but like gen. easily one of the best stories i’ve ever came across, easily one of the best authors/writers i’ve had the chance to read the works of and witness with my own eyes 🙏🏼 like thank u so much for your service fr i love u sm pls take care of urself & don’t tire yourself out (i’m ignoring all events that took place in the most recent chapter because no.) sending u sm love & kisses zadie ! <33

actually no fuck that what the fuck do you mean the engagement is ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN. didn’t jongseong already put that bitch in her place like GRANDMA???? R U NOT EMBARRASSED THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. chasing after a dude when he literally told u all ur shitty fantasies AINT GONNA HAPPEN and someone who put u in ur goddamn place and SO OBVIOUSLY HAS SOMEONE ELSE HES INTERESTED IN (WHICH TALK YOUR FUCKING SHIT JONGSEONG 🗣️💯 SPEAK UR TRUTH DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU!!) IS SO LIKE ??? girl stand up fr you’re famous ig & hella rich u can find someone else leave my babies alone i beg. and oooo girl jongseong’s dad fr about to make me become a lawyer to jail his stupid ahh alongside yn’s father (and her brothers) 👩‍⚖️ now one thing shitty men will always excel at is being a fucking asshole to everyone including your family yet excluding your side chicks! like at your prehistoric grown goddamn age you’re gonna force your son to marry someone he doesn’t even like 😧? shit’s wild fr. anyways fuck you shiah fuck every single dad in the story and fuck you shiah (pt2) cuz u ain’t SHIT. you will never be SHIT with your horrendous pick me attitude and with your personality that’s literally revolved around being a trophy wife (and being in a marriage with a man who doesn’t even want you??? like do u have no shame. no self respect. like idgaf if this is about business and allat the man DOESNT WANT YOU 🫤 get that shit in your thick ass head grandma) like that shit’s crazy and fuck that account that posted that shit i hope yn’s okay and jay makes shit up for her cuz come on now 😐

-⁉️ <3

MY BABY IS BACKKKKKK HI BABY 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you have no idea how much i giggled and smiled seeing you in my inbox imagain i MISSED YOUUUUU and hope life has been treating you well baby 🥺💞 pls tell me you havent been overworking yourself or i will have to fight you 💔

and please the way i couldn't even hold back my ugly laughs while reading bc you expressed my thoughts and feelings about yoo shiah in strictly business too spot on 😭😭😭😭

when i tell you the part where you started complimenting me, the smau and my writing made me tear up like i dont think you guys know how much your words mean to me and i will forever keep them super close to my heart so thank you so, so much baby. sending you the fattest kiss right now pls accept 🥺💞🩷💞🩷💞🩷

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book 1 of 4]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

I knew this book was going to be good when Alex admitted being into BDSM lmao.

But for real, the only thing I expected when picking up this book was some relationship drama. I got that, plus some family drama that left my jaw hanging open (looking at you, Mr. Chen). I had an inkling about Alex's family drama, and I hated being proven right. It sucked and I'm glad everyone in the wrong got what they deserved.

As for the main couple, wow. My heart was absolutely broken. I loved seeing them get together, but when reality set in and some things were said.. I cried. Poor Ava.

They do get their happily ever after, but I have a feeling the drama is nowhere near over. On to book 2!

Now enjoy my ramblings..

* Jesus. Her shirt was see through and Alex didn’t even tell her until she had to get off somewhere.

* “You’re not my type, even if you weren’t Josh’s sister.” — Ouch.

* Well.. Alex is into BDSM 😏

* So Josh is entrusting his sister’s well-being to Alex because he knows his friend will never fuck her? This is going to go swimmingly, isn’t it? 😂

* She compared him to Voldemort. Oh no lmao.

* Woo. Alex is pissed! He did not like finding Ava in a black skimpy lace getup with another dude in the room 😏

* Damn. He really threatened her friend like that, huh. Harsh.

* Operation Emotion is not going to end well 😬

* “Don’t play with me unless you want to get hurt.” — SIR! You cannot say that after we all know what you’re into behind closed doors.

* Lmfao 🤣 Ava’s mind being in the gutter when Alex had her innocently straddling one of this thighs..

* Shared bed trope.. 😏 Alex finding out Ava has night terrors.. 🥺

* Nooooo lmfao. She woke up with her hand on his dick. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

* This fucking parrot lol

* Alex beating the shit out of Liam.. yes 🙌🏻

* Wtf.. her mom pushed her into the lake as a kid?

* And now I’m crying as she unloads her past to Alex and how she feels about it all 😭

* Madeline, you jealous twat!

* Oh shit. They kissed. And he rejected her. Harshly. Fuckkkk.

* Wow. A celibate Alex is a dick 😂 At least he’s happy now after seeing Ava and scaring the shit out of her boss.

* The swimming lesson turned naughty. I knew this was going to happen 😏

* Jesus Christ. That sex marathon.. 🥵

* I’m a fan of his possessiveness and him railing her while taking an important call 😂

* Jesus. In the student health center? Alex is a horndog lmao.

* Wait.. wtf? Her dad!? Her dad was the one who tried to kill her!!!

* This dude is a fucking asshole!

* Josh is back! And he decked his father in the face 😂 Now to get on to him finding out his best friend is banging his sister 👀

* Why do I get the feeling her telling him she loves him is going to cause a strain? 🥺

* Why don’t I trust Alex’s uncle? He knows Ava’s name. He knows she’s distracting Alex. Is he going to do something?

* Wtf did his uncle do?! Did he have something to do with the murder of his family?! Fuck this dude.

* Late to dinner and jealous. And lying about the phone. Smh, Alex. I was rooting for you.

* Oh fuck. He was only in with the Chen’s because he was plotting their downfall? Noooooo. Ava is gonna be so heartbroken.

* And I called it! I knew the uncle was sketchy as shit. Fuck that dude.

* He had the girls kidnapped?! What a fucking asshole. But wait, isn’t Bridget the princess? Where the fuck is her bodyguard?

* Fuckkkkk. And now my heart is broken for Ava. Everything Alex had to say.. ugh 😩

* ..and now I’m crying. I hate it here.

* Two months later.. I never trust these time skips anymore.

* God I love Bridget lol

* “Your enemies are my enemies, your friends are my friends, and if you wanted, I would burn down the world for you.” - Aww. He’s an adorable psycho 🥰

* So you tell me he resigned as CEO and then hit me with that “one year later” bs. Fuck.

* He sang! Oh my god 😩

* They’re together! Fucking finally.

* Blackmail on a future Queen? For fuck’s sake, Alex 😂

* I’ll never look at an apple orchard the same way ever again 👀

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

An Spicy Short NSFW Drabble where Tsubasa, the Powerful Priest(from that one thread if you remember), and John Constantine are having rough and steamy sex in John's bedroom and Tsubasa accidentally calls him "Daddy", please?

((Hi there anon dear, hope your well. I do remember that one true and it was pretty good. Maybe their will be another drabble relating to these two. I think I can write something up for you. If you please give me one moment.))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

"Fuck!! F..fuckkkkk!!" Priest Tsubasa Conner was gripping the sheets of John Constantine's bed, feeling his hips pulled back roughly while he was being pounded by the other. John was panting and growling in pleasure, feeling his own length pushing in deeply inside the tight hole. He didn't expect to do this with him but he was still going harder, deeper, and faster.

"Ahh ahhhh damn so tight. You really were not kidding when I said you had such a tight hole. Even better swallowing me up so good." He groans but as Tsubasa tries to sit up, John snaps his hips down pounding away. His cries ring out drooling in pleasure while he was shaking aroused.

"Ahhhhh yesssss please f..fuck me more! Please give it to me! Fuck!!" he loved when he was rough even if he should be worthy of destroying demons, it's like John was a demon in bed. He even bucks his hips back moaning in want that John held him down getting more, seeing he was leaking on the sheets.

"Your so dirty and wet. Does it feel good when I pound you like this?" he whispered that Tsubasa whimpers bucking back.

"Y..Yes daddy!" he whines but that made John stop. Wait, what did he say.

"What did you say?" he asked but Tsubasa blinks feeling him stop but figures out what he said.

"I..I..I'm so sorry! I just..I got lost in t..the moment Sir Constantine. I w..won't say it again i..if you-"

"Say it again."

Tsu blinks to look at him. "H..Huh? What do you-"

"I said...say it again." he orders now smacking his ass and thrusting again. Tsubasa moans out with aqua blue eyes wide before they close half way with him drooling.

"D..Daddy!! Daddy daddy! F..Fuck Daddy!!!" He moans but tightens up hearing the command in John's voice.

"Such a good boy. You like it when i fuck you like this right?" he asked seeing Tsu nodding.

"Ahhhhhhh!!! Y..Yes daddy! I love when you fuck me l..like this! Please f..fuck me daddy!" he begs but John blushed hearing this.

"Heh, good boy...Daddy's gonna breed you good.." He whispered pounding away to the bed creaking.

Seems he might have found a new kink with the naughty priest. What a fun night this turned out to be.

[stylesloveclub]

YAYYYY PLEASING SNEAKIE I LOVE and fr FUCK PHYSICS she’s just like me

FUCKKKKK PHYSICS I CANNOT STANDDDD PHYSICS. THROWING HANDS ON SIGHT IF I EVER COME FACE TO FACE W SIR ISAAC NEWTON

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

I've been into making tons of screencaps lately...

Vincent Price - Twice-Told Tales; Rappicini's Daughter (1963)

[enbies-and-felonies]

random question (for a wip i’m working on) what’s a good colour palette for a coffeeshop?