#fucking uuuuuuuuuh

[scalproie]

ALRIGHT im going to watch tfp before the demons win and i rewatch tfone again

[cyberneticnightmares]

having a faulty brain means knowing, logically, that you cannot pull a pan out of an oven set to 425 degrees with your bare hands---and trying to do it anyway.

:)

[meanderfall]

my sleep schedule is so fucked right now, but it's kind of hard to fix when my body sleeps for 10+ hours straight without waking up ONCE

[ishikawayukis]

not me getting a tiktok of some dudes on boy planet butchering hot thinking it was a random account but it was actually mnet replying the bad bit over and over 💀

[rainbowgod666]

There are so many fandoms when i said "yes" to the first one

reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"

[im-tempted]

TRICK OR TREATTT

AAAAAAAA SURPRISE

Candy for you

[ocdisgusting]

I finally jave a good day and get over ig and ghey comr crawling back

[mzminola]

#also i love it when ppl only ever bring up mia when they want to shit on jason #and very transparently pretend to care about her and be Very Angry about all the traits that jason ~stole from her #conveniently ignoring that winick (who liked exploring the connections btwn bats and arrows) actually tweaked mias backstory 2 make it more+ #like jasons (adding in the homelessness vs smiths version which was the less sensationalized familial trafficking)

#because... get this... the characters were canonically in conversation with each other... the text explores what they have in common... #yknow. like stories do. #almost as if that was why jason was IN MIAS STORY IN THE FIRST PLACE #ALMOST AS IF JASON WAS THERE FOR HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND #WHAT DOES IT DO FOR MIAS CHARACTER IF YOU PRETEND THAT SUBTEXT ISNT THERE?

#the whole reason he could get under her skin the way he did was because of what they had in common. thats why shes so rattled #what does it benefit mia if you take that layer away lol. how does that enrich her story at all #trick question none of these ppl have given mia a single thought in their fucking lives [tags via OP, bolding mine]

god ppl trying to claim jasons "we're the not so different you and i" villain speech to mia WASNT incredibly unsubtle subtext... that they went through the same trauma... like he says theyre alike. she says he knows nothing about her. he lists what he knows. and then he repeats that they're alike.

that's only barely subtext and not text itself, man. trying to argue that isn't the intention that jason was also a csa victim is just willful misreading at that point

[flyingraven]

Critical role liveshow quotes I wrote down during the show because they made me laugh very hard.

(It was amazing live aaaah)

Sam: I don't know if our insurance covers sending children to a whorehouse

Laura: whorehouse?

Sam: speakeasy with benefits?

Sam: my mom says you think counterspell is a spell that just helps you to count

Daniel: something big went fucking boom

*Guest getting very damaged after activating a trap*

Tal: are you okay, are you hurt?

Daniel: this might be offensive to ask but are you a horse?

Daniel: you can just say neigh

Daniel: did you see me put that in my mouth? Sucking the dice God's dick

Daniel: my friends used to call me the roomba

Marisha: I'm going to fury of.... uuuh

Matt: fury of uuuuuuuuuh

Sam: just like the rest of you I also hate old people

Matt: yeah, hes going to look at you Ashley

Ashley: bring it bitch

Matt: hes going to cast eye of oblivion

Ashley: maybe not

Sam: the egg thing is the thing oh shiiiit!

[ladykiller-yt]

DRUNK DEMON

A few months had passed since the fateful events occurred. Crowley had regained his magnificent apartment after the many requests made to Shax, who didn't seem to care that much about the demon's house, instead Aziraphale had returned to heaven with Metatron who, very suspiciously, had offered him a position as Archangel to replace Gabriel.

And how could someone like Aziraphale say no to such a proposal.

Obviously the angel and the demon hadn't spoken to each other since then. After what happened, Crowley returned home sad and with a broken heart which he tried to repair with hundreds of new beautiful green and lush plants and as many bottles of wine, delicious red wine. He was so drunk that he poured an entire bottle into a plant.

Crowley: "There...good little plant...drink it all and keep me company uuuuuuuuuh."

He drank without limits like when his friend's bookcase caught fire and he was convinced that he had died by starting to rave and saying things without the slightest sense.

Crowley: "And to think that*ich* I almost said 'I love you'*ich* to him. Well fuck him and the others. Eheheh they're all*ich* huge assholes."

He was so drunk and tired that he lay down on the bed and fell asleep. He woke up a few days later having already worn off the alcohol from the previous days. He had heavy breath that smelled of wine, messy red hair, a few dark circles under his eyes and an annoying sense of loneliness.

He was distracted by the front door bell ringing in his ears like a gong.

Crowley: "Oh shit."

When he went to open the door, he expected everything less than to find himself in front of him, the Angel.

Aziraphale: "Hello Crowley."

The demon was surprised, he didn't know if he was dreaming because of the wine left in his body or if it was really happening.

Aziraphale: "Are you feeling okay? You look terrible."

Crowley: "You should see your face."

Aziraphale: "Can I come in?

Crowley: "If you must. Right now you are the person I least want to see."

Aziraphale: "I know but it's important."

The redhead let him in, huffing as he did when something worried or upset him. They went into the study and Crowley sat in the chair while the angel remained standing. The redhead made another bottle of wine appear on the table.

Crowley: "Wine?"

Aziraphale: "No, I won't stay long."

Crowley: "Better, more for me."

The angel half-smiled as he watched his former friend down the entire contents of the glass at once while he tried to find the easiest way to find the courage to talk. Although, in fact, an easy way in those circumstances did not exist at all.

Aziraphale: "Can we talk?"

Crowley: "We have nothing to talk about. We have already said what we had to say to each other. Or rather, YOU have already said everything."

Aziraphale: "Oh come on Crowley. I couldn't refuse an offer like that."

Crowley: "Fuck Aziraphale, yes you could!"

Crowley was so furious that he slammed his palms on the desk as he rose from his chair.

Crowley: "You could have said 'fuck everyone, I'm staying on this fucking Earth because I love living among humans and doing some fucking miserable divine miracle every now and then'. But obviously no, because that's how you are. You're not capable of say NO when someone makes you a very tempting proposition like making me go back to being a magnificent little angel who jumps from cloud to cloud."

Aziraphale: "Crowley you're exaggerating and I also think you've had enough to drink."

Crowley: "Oh, please don't look how much I drink, rather... now that you've become an 'archangel' don't you have anything else to worry about? Instead of coming to me as if nothing had happened, huh?"

Aziraphale: "Actually, I haven't become an archangel yet...you know, there's some 'paperwork' to sign first."

Crowley: "Then why are you here?"

Aziraphale: "Because...I wanted to see you again and..."

Crowley: "And what Aziraphale?"

Aziraphale: "And ask you, once again, if you really don't want to return to Heaven with me and go back to being the Angel you were when I met you, you seemed so happy and serene that..."

Crowley: "Okay, let me ask you something. If they had proposed that I go back to Hell and become Prince or Duke of Hell, would you have come with me? Honest."

Aziraphale:"Crowely I..."

Crowley: "Yes or no Aziraphale! Would you have come with me?"

Aziraphale looked down and Crowley understood immediately.

Crowley: "As I thought. Get out of my house!"

Aziraphale: "C-Crowley wait..."

Crowley: "I'd tell you to get your ass to Hell but that's not a place that suits you very much ARCHANGEL. So get your ass to Heaven and stay there. That's the right place for someone like you. And don't let me see you again. or feel. You and I are DONE. A and you were right. Nothing lasts forever."

Aziraphale seemed shaken by those words even though they had come out of his mouth a month ago. But hearing them from Crowley's mouth now took on a new meaning.

Crowley: "It hurts right? Now you know what I felt."

[doggerell]

it literally took all day but I did it 👍

gun to my head I have to write smut today. the rest of this fic hinges on this sex scene that Ive been avoiding for months. I CAN write sex again I know this Ive done it recently I just have to be brave.... those middle aged dog boys will fuck today I swear

[pyrussprite]

Tagged by @redvelvetrevolver %Y Last Song/Album: Bôa - Duvet (thank you rando tiktok, i am in love)

Favorite Color: Im feeling oranges and yellows rn (but always any kind of sagey or moss green)

Sweet, Spicy, Savory: Bigtime sweet tooth

Last TV Show: Dungeon Meshi

Last Film: uuuuh fuck what did i watch last. the last movie i intended to watch was the green knight? that's the closest i could remember

Last Thing You Googled: lmao i shit you not, it was Stacy's Mom

Relationship Status: ten years of being in gayboys with @hellpupp

Current Obsession: split between Vintage story and Palia

uuuuuuuuuh shit, no pressure if you aren't up to it but just gonna tag @bogfox @voidthewanderer aaaaaand @misterblahaj

[callmearcturus]

DID YOU SEE THE END OF THE CHIEFS VS. 49ERS GAME? I'M STILL IN HYSTERICS ABOUT IT, IF I WAS MITCH WISHNOWSKY I WOULD WALK INTO THE OCEAN.

I love how the camera starts to move to where it assumes the ball was gonna go then jerks back bc uuuuuuuuuh. and all the other 49ers just like "............" staring at it.

immaculate. love to show up at the 49ers' house and watch them just fuck the ENTIRE game up. great night. i love this game.

[thegreensheepdraws]

fuck uuuuuuuuuh idk take this and run with or from it

[vypridae]

i think ive only tried a very very small fraction of fruits

Plum

have i ever said i really wanna try a plum . ive never had one and i am PLEADING on my hands and knees to try one

[fvaleraye-doodles]

Kelly: 🌈 ⚠️ 🌧 🧁 💔 ☔️ 🧡 🐺 🌕 🦷🚷

last one wooooo *ragdolls and dies*

🌈 - Do you associate any colors with them?

light blue, like her hair :>

⚠️ - If this oc came with a warning sign, what would it be?

"Fragile", but under a blast warning sign instead of a breaking sign

🌨️ - If this oc had a day free from all their responsibilities, how would they spend it?

depending on how she's feeling, she'd either grab a couple friends and head out for a day on the town. otherwise, she's grabbing some blankets, a warm drink, nice food, and curling up on the couch with some nice shows. chillin'

🧁 - When is their birthday? How do they celebrate it, if at all?

her birthday is December 20th, and she will want to go out to restaurant with friends for it. she will insist on paying, since she "dragged everyone along", and you will have to talk her out of it

💔 - Does forgiveness come easily or with difficulty to this oc? Can they forgive others? What about themselves?

outwardly, it seems like yes. but she will have lingering trust issues long after the fact. forgiving herself is extremely difficult for her

☔ - How does this oc feel about rain?

if she could stomp around in the rain and splash around like she when she was a kid, she would. she still can, but she doesn't want to get looks for it

🧡 - Physical touch: good or bad for this oc?

she is very much a hugger, but a nervous one. you might have to initiate the hug, but she will lean into it, though you do have to ofc not be a stranger for the right to do so

🐺 - How does this oc deal with solitude?

she's found ways- though someone looking in from outside will notice they look less like "things to pass the time" and more like coping mechanisms. she had a bit of an emotionally absent family

🌕 - If this oc was an animal, what kind would they be?

she would be like. some time of mustelid, like a stoat. very cute looking, but not harmless

🦷 - Would this oc ever bite someone?

we could be very funny here lets just say she absolutely would in certain situations, but not dangerous situations, and leave it at that

🚷 - Tell one difference between yourself and this oc!

uuuuuuuuuh fuck we're always bad at thinking of answers to this- she's cis and we aren't asdflkadsf