#fucking tumblr ads

[rosestthorns]

We live in the strangest timeline

[hellafreakinggay]

So yall know how the ads on this hellsite automatically unmute, right? Usually I'd just report it as broken, because obviously right? There isn't even the lil dots on the ads anymore wtf tumblr??

[mariogman25]

TAPE BREAD TO YOUR FOOT TO CURE DIABETES

[hb-not-the-pencil]

Starting the new year with birds (<- my one true obsession)

[Pengwing, 2025]

its so cold where i live and we have gotten hit with snowstorms for the past week, so my mind went to penguins in antartica today.

+ bonus pingu below the cut!

Mr. Handsome, Mr. Scary, and Mr. Clumsy.

[starredforlife]

hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

[messyspacespades]

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN TUMBLR ADS PLAY OUT LOUD. I HATE IT EVEN MORE WHEN IT PAUSES MY MUSIC TO PLAG A VERY LOUD NOISE IN MY EAR. FUCKING STOPPPPP YOU BIIIITCH!!! I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR FUCKING FACE RN!!!! YET HERE YOU ARE MAKING NOISES LIKE THE NEEDY CHILD YOU ARE!!!

[body-of-crisis]

who cares what happens now

just keep your hand in mine

[bare1ythere]

You know a character has really hit their gender out of the park when they're popularly hced as transmasc AND transfemme

[guusagi]

Frank Iero - Projekt Revolution 2007 in West Palm Beach, FL

This video of Frank makes me go au au auuuu! Had to share it with the masses.

source

edit: THANK YOU FOR OVER 1K NOTES!! HAVE SOME MORE!

[wigglybunfish]

Been rereading Little Women recently... or technically, properly reading it for the first time. The last time I touched this book was when I was ten, and the book I touched was a shortened chinese edition (or was it just the first half? anyway) Here are the sisters in 21 century post covid and I think Beth would've loved the groundbreaking invention that is the Hoodie

[atomiccryptid]

also feel free to say your fandom + how long you were into dsmp in the tags (or literally anything else you want)

also the OP YOU FORGOT section (which is very valid idk why i chose any of these beyond 'i have seen it on my dash/on trending':

undertale

JWRI

general dnd things

magpod

one piece

star wars

homestuck

dr who

good omens

starkid

several misc videogames (including my own hyperfixation)

[meepcries]

I'M FUCKING GOING INSANE ACTUALLY!!!!!

[formulanni]

Sponsors as The Devil:

This card represents being seduced by the material world and physical pleasures. Also living in fear, domination and bondage, being caged by an overabundance of luxury, discretion should be used in personal and business matters.

Ravage, violence, vehemence, extraordinary efforts, force, fatality; that which is predestined but is not for this reason evil

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls @brawngp2009

[zhombiez]

*insert slut joke for rodimus*

[kardulis]

not liking the implications of "jesus was seen in ohio" "danisnotjesus" and "amazingohio"

[powerup-the-revolution]

so tumblr pulls out this shitty advert stunt that covers the home/askbox/activity buttons on the top right of the screen

and when i try to look up the word "premium" to see if other people are complaining about it, guess what

i am actually going to unleash all my horses until they have trampled the life out of every single tumblr executive