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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 1

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I will never not be hopelessly endeared by Phil laughing at Dan like he's the funniest person in the world when he says the most barely funny jokes. Like this is the most low effort Dan Howell Joke™ I've ever heard in my life why are you cracking up so hard 😭 (x)

(It's hard to hear, but Phil asks if he's feeling Kuishi Ni Kucheka, Dan says he's the opposite of that, he's living life with a frown, Phil repeats "frown" through laughter)

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It’s so funny to me that after 15 years of hickey conspiracies for things that obviously were not hickies Phil now has a bruise on his arm from Dan biting him in front of of a theatre of people every night what timeline are we living in

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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please tell me you understand

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All im saying is i can't be trusted to concoct a dan and phil interview. If it was me I'd act like I didn't know them at all and I'd ask them shit like "So have you thought about expanding the dan and phil brand to add other live-in coworkers to the channel? :)" I'd "accidentally" print their names as Dan and Phil Lester. I'd put the 2009 tackle hug as one of the pictures in the article. If I snap a pic of them for the interview I'd put text over their left hands. I'd name the article Dan and Phil are More Than Friends with the subheading "they're partners in a brand 15 years in the making with sold-out shows around the globe"

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#bringbackamazingdan

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tumblr said we are apaz #1&2 most reblogged ‘web stuff’ this year (lol) 

thank you to all of our followers!

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will dan ever stop trying to gaslight us into thinking the "two toilets facing eachother" meme was an actual conspiracy theory we came up with

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We don’t talk enough about the part of TIT where Phil makes the 2009 Phil Barbie tell the 2009 Dan Barbie “The editing tips are stored in my bedroom” because yes he really said that 1 minute into the show

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POV: you’re leaving the terrible influence tour

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so shocked. absolutely flabbergasted by this information

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i need everyone to stop saying phan should win the rpf poll because they're an actual couple... like they should win don't get me wrong but whether or not the people in question are actually together or even have any chance of ever potentially considering getting together shouldn't have an impact when it comes to rpf

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dan and phil and a tiny horse giveaway

want dan and phil and a tiny horse but can't afford it? how about a giveaway?

this time i'm going to make it a bit fairer for people to participate. i'll choose 5 giveaway winners. you have until sunday, november 24th at 12:00pm eastern standard time.

how to enter: just send me a dm on tumblr and i'll put your name in the draw. :) if you win, i'll contact you for your paypal info (or interact info if you're canadian). then i send you the $ and you buy it yourself from the dnp store.

if you win, you get both the calendar and t-shirt.

is there a catch: no 😊

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listening back to the old stereo shows and getting jump scared by the terrible influence song

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another addition to the collection of my fav post hiatus dnp moments- but this time it’s PERSONAL !

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forehead five