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WHITE PUPPER GANG
#━━ ✦ kairi * ooc.#(( GIVE ALL YOUR PUPPERS SMOOCHES FOR ME♡#(( he's the best baby ; v ;#(( a fucking menace & trip hazard#(( but i love him
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I do think it's funny when the bots making shitty advertisements use the AI art and have no way to make sure it would look good to humans
#the floating bar. the guy on a real bike with fucked up shoes. how its a “home gym” with five people. the tripping hazards???#oh sorry six people lol i couldnt see the last person while typing tags
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so fucked up when u remember sora being an eepy guy was like. a thing idk if its still a thing really i dont think i noticed it past kh1 but he used to just be eepy as hell. then they were like "lmao be in a coma for a year". and then they were like "haha narcolepsy" and THEN they were like "no a year wasnt enough hows another week sound" like is this what he gets for being eepy. i dont think hes eepy anymore.
#like hes doing better than ven but that bar is. so fucking low its a tripping hazard in hell#stop putting your protagonists in comas nomura i beg of you.
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So uh Driving Theory test on Saturday and I think I've reached the point of 'I have probably absorbed all the knowledge I was able to absorb for this so we'll just see how this goes'
#i still think hazard perception is going to trip me up more than the questions#i think i also FINALLY knocked the order of the catseye colours into my head as that one kept fucking me over
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Okay now you've pointed out that fire extinguisher, I am OBSESSED but for different reasons. Extinguishers are generally placed by the exits and in the case of most UK office buildings, that means by either a fire door or stairwell. So the placement is fine.
But that looks like a CO2 extinguisher (black label) which can ONLY be used on electrical or chemical fires. Not on a combustible material fire (paper, wood etc.) Which is INSANE in an office with that much furniture and paperwork.
I accept that he label may actually be blue, making it a powder extinguisher that has a much wider range of uses. HOWEVER. It's UK law that office building must have a minimum of two water extinguishers present on each floor. So that means that in this small office space there are TWO MORE EXTINGUISHERS hiding out somewhere.
I am perplexed. I need a floor plan and a fire risk safety assessment stat.
#thank you for the clarification#for me it's also a matter of why the fuck is it so low to the floor#not sure about the uk but in the us our fire extinguishers are hung around eye level#anything that low when next to an entryway would be considered a trip hazard#i too would love a floor plan and a fire risk safety assessment#afc richmond safety committee#ted lasso
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this week alone I've found out so many horrible things about my family this Sucks
#some of its kind of funny. but still#its not like i had faith in them in the first place but its somehow still off putting#the bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil etc etc#also finding out just how many of the women in my family have been sexually assaulted. genuinely fucking terrifying#not just women actually.#but nonethess its been a very stressful week#vent
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wdym its not normal to spend every day worrying about how any particular thing might result in death. my fixation on death is a perfectly healthy and normal preventative measure to keep me alive thank you
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Oh Adrien… the way he’s about to either have a mental breakdown or groan and sarcastically snark about how he totally saw this coming when the whole his Dad is Hawkmoth reveal goes down.
So the hunt is on.
Episode 53 Part 22 First < Previous > Next Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5 Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52
Now will the people in my inbox STOP ASKING ABOUT CHAT GETTING AN UPGRADE?!
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#my bet is an equal mix of both#like homeboy will be like: father my expectations of you were fucking low as hell but damn#bar was a tripping hazard in hell and Gabriel is out here beating the devil in a game of limbo#I love SL Adrien#bro is majestic#SL Adrien >>>>>> canon#CHAT NOIR POWER UP LETS GO#BRO DESERVES IT#blue blood#Hawkass about to get the life kicked out of his shit#the shit kicked out of him
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gonna watch the trailer now im so curious
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#[ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ɴᴏᴡ]#just fyi . i hate watching trailers . for many reasons .#but i HAVE to know how badly they fucked up with httyd#zero hope . expectations are so low they're a tripping hazard . will give honest opinion when watched later#i genuinely hate thw . httyd 2 was mid asf n pretty forgettable imo . anything after is non-existent to me#so lets seee :333
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i need to take a nap on a half empty bean bag in the pink room
#em posts#i don’t even miss whyla#i think i just miss the pink room#i miss the buzzer cord tripping hazard#i miss our nasty ass microwave#i miss the ancient bean bags that had so little filling the cold from the floor would seep through them#i miss the giant remmy the rat made from butcher paper stuck to the board with magnets#i really miss hi q#like fuck nhd but i loved hi q
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it takes about 45 minutes to get to school via walking + busses with about 25 of that being walking/waiting outside. it takes about 10 minutes by car. it’s 108 degrees. should i get a lyft? probably. but. hgsgghhhhh
#it’s really not far so it wouldn’t be TOO expensive (like 9-10 bucks) but I’m like#but. it’s still enough that im like. versus the price of Nothing it’s……. unappealing…….#i can survive the trip ive done it plenty of times including earlier this week and similar commutes to work in even hotter weather#(admittedly that commute is simpler and more tolerable and i change into dry non-gross clothes when i get to work)#but i just…..honestly more than anything i just fucking hate sweating. I hate how it feels I hate how it soaks my binder#i hate having to wear SHORTS if I don’t wanna get heatstroke graahgghhhHhh#and this level of like. hostile to human life level heat sucks the fucking life out of you so quick#like even walking for ten or fifteen minutes leaves you feeling fucking exhausted#all this and im still like. but. I don’t wanna spend 10 dollars. that’s 10 dollars I could use for a tasty treat. ghrrhhhggggh#I have like an hour to decide and im so indecisive#kibumblabs#oh yeah note: the 9-10 dollar number comes from the price of a Lyft to my second bus stop. and then taking the bus to school from there#it skips the main stretch of walking which is what matters the most#if I went straight to school it’d be more like 14-15 bucks#what do I hate more? spending money or sweating in hazardous temperatures#it probably shouldn’t be such a difficult choice#and this is all not mentioning that I will have to go all the way back when it’s still in the high 90s woohoo
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This is so sweet
Imagine this:
It starts with Bobby John. Dean can't let the baby go, he reminds him too much of Sam, way back when Sam was this age, and Daddy was always sad (or drunk), and when Dean tried to speak the words got stuck, and he could not make a sound. He can't let the baby go, so he doesn't.
Over time, they gather more. Bobby John, Ben, Joe and Ryan, Emma, Alex, Krissy and Aiden and Josephine, Magda, Claire, Jack. They find Jesse again, 16 years old and alone and scared of himself. They find Charlie and Kevin, and even though they aren't quite their kids, they treat them with the same care.
Somewhere in between the always rising tide of children, they find the Bunker. It's perfect - dozens of rooms for everyone to spread out, to have their own space. Bobby doesn't die, but he does move to the bunker "To keep an eye on ya' idjits,”. The modifications they make to the Bunker for his wheelchair are worth it to see the pride in his eyes. Linda Tran moves in, and she and Dean have an ongoing war over who's in control of the kitchen.
Of course, things aren't perfect. Chuck is still a problem, and eventually he must be dealt with. They win, but the cost is heavy. Cas and Jack are gone, and Dean... well he's as good as gone. He never leaves his room anymore, except to get a drink. Their dysfunctional family is mourning, both for those who they've lost and for themselves. Disappearing and coming back is much more traumatic than you'd expect.
Eventually, in an attempt to cheer him up, they convince him to go on a hunt. Just a small thing, a nest of vamps. They've killed a man and mutilated his wife, as well as taken their kids, two small boys. Someone (later, no one will remember exactly who) jokes that they can take in the boys. Sam and Dean leave, looking more cheerful than they’ve been in weeks.
They get the call a few hours later. Sam tells them over the phone, barely understandable through his tears, that Dean was hurt in the fight and that the doctors aren’t sure if he’ll pull through. Using the variety of cars in the bunker, they break a handful of laws and probably the sound barrier on their way to the hospital. Bobby pulls Sam aside and he explains, in detail, what happened. They wait for hours before a doctor finally enters the waiting room, asking for the family of Dean Fletcher* (Millie Winchester’s maiden name).
Dean survives, barely. Recovery is an uphill battle, and the damage done to his spine, muscles, and nerves leave him wheelchair-bound and in near-constant pain. Eventually, he’s able to move around for short periods of time using forearm crutches and leg braces, but it’s only after a few years and a lot of physical therapy. At the very least, the Bunker needs no new changes to accommodate him, having been updated for Bobby ages ago.
A year passes. The two boys from the vamp hunt are moved into the Bunker after their mother succumbs to her injuries in the hospital, and quickly adjust and thrive in the new location. Sam and Eileen quit hunting, permanently. They move to town, only fifteen minutes away, and visit every Saturday for family dinner. When they get married, Sam Winchester becomes Sam Leahy. Jody retires, and moves her hoard to the Bunker. They’ve got the room, after all. Donna follows not too long after. Miracle is officially trained as a service animal, to help Dean with his panic attacks.
One night, Dean can’t sleep. He hauls himself into his wheelchair and goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. He stops at the sight of three people sitting at the table.
The reunion is a tearful one. Dean cries from relief, and guilt, and of course the burning pain that rips through his back as a result of him temporarily forgetting he can’t stand and launching himself out of his chair. Cas also cries, sobbing apologies into Dean’s hair from where they are curled on the floor. Jack, pressed between the two of them and both overwhelmed and overstimulated, can only beg for Dean’s forgiveness. His dads wipe away his tears and press kisses to his cheeks, assuring him that he has nothing to apologize for.
The only one who doesn’t cry is Adam, sitting slightly stony faced at the table. Later, once the commotion of the reunion has died and Sam has been woken and summoned to the Bunker, the three sit down to chat.
Adam tells them that he’s not angry anymore, and begs them to explain everything to him, starting from the beginning. He is especially curious about their father, and realizes through their stories that John badly mistreated them. Dean invites Adam to stay in the Bunker, but Adam declines. He says that there’s a lot he needs to do, but hesitantly suggests that they stay in touch. Their relationship is tentative at first, but eventually he becomes a permanent fixture in the family.
Cas and Jack are filled in on what they missed. Dean pulls them each aside and apologizes privately for the things he said and did before the end. He assures Jack that he is part of the family, and always will be. He tells him he’s willing to be Jack’s dad, if that’s what Jack wants. Jack enthusiastically agrees.
He can’t quite bring himself to say “I love you” to Cas, but he says something along the lines of “maybe one day.” He also implies to Cas that John was extremely homophobic, and the combination of that and the sexual trauma he has experienced through his life (getting money for food/rent as a teen, Hell, Lydia) makes him hesitant now to form romantic relationships. Cas, understanding as always, agrees and comments on how he has improved at opening up, to which Dean replies that there wasn’t much else to do when he was trapped in bed and couldn’t escape Sam and his relentless therapy-talks.
Jack tells them as a group that he has decided there doesn’t need to be a God, and has stepped down after reforming Heaven. He says that he used his power for the last time to bring back Castile and find Adam. He confesses to his parents that the power is not gone, and likely never will be. He also says that he would like to grow up as human as possible, and promptly shrinks to the size of a toddler, much to the bewildered amusement of his parents. They discover that he no longer has his memories, and Bobby suggests that they may come back when he’s older, and that forgetting is his young mind's way of protecting itself.
As time passes, Cas and Dean open the Bunker to other hunters as a research facility and safe space to stay for a few nights. Neither of them hunt anymore, but they offer support and badly needed organization. With Charlie and Kevin’s help, they set up a system like the one Sam originally had.
When Eileen and Sam announce they are expecting, Dean is ecstatic. When they reveal the baby is a boy and that they are naming him “Dean II”, he cries for a solid hour. He’s the first, outside of Sam and Eileen, to hold the baby, who he affectionately nicknames “Junior”.
In the end, they are happy. They live together peacefully.
Would anyone be interested in reading this on ao3? I miiiight be planning to write this… also any suggestions/question/concerns are welcome! Also, if I missed any kiddos (canon only, please), feel free to tell me! I’m perfectly open to expanding their hoard.
Also, I cannot take complete credit for this story. Quite a few elements are inspired by foolondahill17’s stories, Dean Winchester’s half-way house for orphaned half-monsters (and humans), and the miracles ‘verse by the same author. Both are absolutely amazing stories, and I highly recommend.
*According to the Supernatural Wiki, Adam Glass wanted the actress Louise Fletcher to play Millie Winchester should she appear on screen.
#very similar to my au except absolute nobody is fcking human#the bunker is a True Forms Allowed zone#Claire is absolute chaos as a full wolf. sprinting around and knocking shit over and shedding all over the couch#it’s like having a rebellious blonde husky#eventually Kaia gets turned too and now there are two Large Chaos Dogs#Sam’s true form changes size with his emotions and it’s a fucking tripping hazard#Eileen moves through all of this with the confidence and calm of a true monsterfucker#just a regular girl living with her monster boyfriend’s huge family
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the one thing tv didn't lie about. british people love their annoying little dogs
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((My store on the web says it doesn't open until 9am but I recall going in at 8am before. Idk if the hours changed or not. So I'll be here for another hour.
#Ti speaks#as long as I don't hit there in the afternoon I'm fine#I also hope the bitch of a manager isn't there#She's SUCH a bitch and she makes my job harder#she gets pisst when I take a cart to do my job which I NEED to do#you want fucking cards all over the floor??#A tripping hazard???
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Sitri x AFAB!reader x Amy
They both fuck you
Cw: breeding, slight baby trapping(Sitri saying questionable things), porn with little plot, Threesome, spit roasting, arguing, slight choking.
Amy is calm and Sitri fucking loses it lol
You don't remember how you got here... Your poor cunt getting brutally fucked by a devil while the other devil who is arguing with him is stuffed in your mouth.
Wait...Yes you do.
You need a devil's energy, and since everyone in Gehenna Who could help you was in a meeting, You stumbled around your vision, getting dizzy as your breath grew shallow, trying to find anyone in the castle. Anyone! You are so desperate. You could even feel The heat pulling between your legs as your body screamed at you to find someone.
Trying to focus on steadying yourself, You didn't notice the big figure in front of you. You ran face first into him, You swore you feel your head bounce off his chest.
"HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING!" The man snaps, but his eyes widen when he recognizes you. "Oh! I-I'm sorry. Please, you have to be more careful." His voice went from loud and demanding to soft and gentle in seconds.
But you don't answer as you try to keep your body from passing out. You cling onto the devil, your fingers digging into his white uniform that was half hazard tossed on his otherwise bare chest. You could almost recognize his voice, but you were too weak to think about it. The demon caught you in his arms as you almost collapsed.
"Oh fuck! h-hey take it easy! Are you okay?"
He asks as if you didn't just almost pass out.
"Oh yeah, you must be Solomon's child... Oh fuck. Shit! You don't look so good!"In preparation for scenarios like this, Satan informed everyone of your condition just in case you happen to be out and about and you need emergency devil's energy. Amy knew how urgent this was because he knew how important you were to Satan.
"So I just gotta put my dick in you, and you'll feel better? Okay, piece of cake."Amy muttered because he lifted you into his arms. He left papers he had prepared for the meeting scattered on the floor. Amy ran down the hall as fast as he could, cradling you in his arms in the first room he found clean and vacant. He practically kicks down the door, laying you on the couch.
Immediately, he begins tripping his clothing. He wasn't hard, not yet, But he did feel a little buzz looking at you, You're flushed face, and you're rising and falling chest, Your clothes that hugged your body just right yet leaving some for the imagination. Fuck... The two of you have interacted much, Not as much as Leraye or Piemon or even damn Sitri. But he knew why Satan liked you. Oh, he could absolutely see it.
His hands gently caress you as if stalling to rip your clothes off. He could feel heat flush to his face. You open your eyes seeing a familiar figure. "Amy, please... I need you so bad," You whisper in a breathy tone that stole his away. He nods his big hands beginning to strip you slowly.
It's been so long since he had been with anyone, let alone another human. They had different parts than the one he used to sleep with. Then a penis they had folds that looked rather inviting and quite tasty...
His body moved on his own as he left your legs up to run his tongue across your cunt. One lick, and you buck your hips, finally feeling some relief you desperately craved, but it's not enough. "Please, more!" You whine. Your fingers dig into Amy's locks, pulling him into you, which he happily lets you. His tongue slides inside your folds, and his eyes roll back at your taste.
'So sweet... So good...'
It wasn't before long that your juices so his tongue. He holds you gently yet firmly as he slurps at your gushing. He didn't even realize how close you were until your sweet juices flooded his mouth. His horns and cock were drooling, and his mouth was glistening with your cum. He licked his lips as he crawled on top of you. His lips meet yours as you taste yourself on his tongue.
"Tell me if it hurts. Please," He says. You nod. Your hands dig into his shoulders, bracing yourself as you watch his huge cock slowly begin to press itself inside you. When his cock glides inside you, you watch as Amy tilts his head up, His tongue rolling out at the tight squeeze. You wrap your legs around him, and being inside you becomes torture for Amy, but still, he is waiting, scared that if you move too soon, he might break you. But you are not having it. You needed his 'devil's energy' and you needed it now. "Move Amy!" You demanded, which startled him, but he nodded, moving his hips slowly at first until he started picking up the pace, a nice sensual, deep pace, each thrust going so deep, brushing against every spot, making your toes curl. It had been so long for the devil. He was a lot closer than he thought he would be. He tries to hold on and make you come first before he explodes inside you. He licks, sucks, and bites your neck, his hands running over and touching, manhandling your body, His rough hands scraping against your soft skin. You tighten around him and come on his cock, feeling your tight squeeze. He gives in, filling your cunt up with delicious devil's energy.
Amy holds you to his chest. He smiles at you. He opens his mouth to speak, but the door bursts again. A very familiar blue-haired devil stares at the both of you... In his office... On his couch, naked, smelling of sex. Hearing your heart pounding in your chest, he couldn't tell if it was from sex or the fact he caught the both of you.
"Explain." A single word falls from his lips, his tone just as icy as his gaze as he glares down at the both of you. Amy glared back, cradling you in his arms as if protecting you. Finally, coming back to your senses You fully recognize where you are and what's going on You take a deep breath, and your eyes widen, stunned for a moment. You stutter, trying to form words, but Amy cuts you off. "I found them in the hallway They looked awful and they needed devil's energy if I wasn't there they would have died."
Sitri gives you an unreadable expression. His eyes widen, but his face is blank. He looks at both you and Amy. You could steal your heart, jumping out of your chest as you see Sitri clutching his fist and his fingers digging into his palms.
"Solomon."
He smiles, saying his nickname for you in a sing-song tone. The click of his shoes fills your ears as he steps closer.
"You want more right?"
In one hand movement he rips Amy off of you throwing him to the ground.
"Because I can't imagine a devil-like this satisfying you!" He growls, ripping his clothes off; his eyes are wild with burning anger, lust, and hot jealousy. Amy could only watch from the floor as Sitri grabbed you roughly, pinning you to the arm of the couch. You let out a loud, sharp squeal feeling his cock enter you in one thrust. Amy watched your eyes roll back as Sitri's pace was immediately rough and fast.
"This is how you satisfy Solomon!" He hisses through his teeth. "I know them better than anyone to know that they like being fucked like a cheap whore!"
Amy wanted to help you. His heart raced at how rough his rival was treating you, but at the same time, he didn't want to be left in the dust. He didn't want to sit by and watch as Sitri took you from him. And with your mouth occupied, drooling as you stare down at him, licking your lips, how could he not give you what you're so desperately asking?
He could feel his cock already hardening once again as he stood up. Your eyes light up as his dick dangles in front of your face. You open your mouth obediently; Amy nuzzles his fingers in your hair as he slowly pushes his dick in your mouth.
Sitri was quick to notice. "That's why you'll never satisfy them like I do, too gentle, too soft! You're lucky that I'm letting your diseased dick even near them!"
Your eyes flash a little bit as you feel Amy's cock twitch in your mouth as Amy growls back. "You're too rough! If this is how you treat them, then you'll be the reason why they go back to Earth!"
Sitri lets out a dark, crazed chuckle that makes you clench. "They will not leave me. I will not let them; I will trap them here any means necessary-!"
He leans down, whispering into your ear, wrapping a hand around your throat, feeling your pulse along with the stretch of your throat around Amy's shaft. "If I have to breed you, pump you full of my spawn, then so be it!"
Your eyes roll back. His breath tickled your ear as he whispered something so heinous, so dark, so delicious You go over the edge, and coming on his cock, your orgasm rips through you as you moan on Amy's dick. You milk Sitri as he explodes inside your pussy. His hips are still deep inside you, making sure you take every last drop of his seed.
And Amy feels your throat vibrate against his cock. He cums, sinking his teeth into his lips, trying failing not to moan too loud as he grinds into your face. You eagerly drink up every last drop of warm demonic seed going into your belly.
Three of you collapse, shuffling to the couch to demons on either side, their hands on your thighs, touching you and snuggling against your body.
For the first time, they did not argue; they just sat there enjoying your company, too tired to say anything negative towards each other.
#smut#whb#wihib#what in hell is bad#whb amy#whb sitri#what in hell is bad x reader#no beta we die like men#I wrote this at 1:00 a.m. let's fucking go
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Price: Phil, what are you doing?
Graves, laying on the floor in a patch of sunlight: I'm doing hot girl shit
Price:
(Hour later)
Nik: ... laying on the floor is a tripping hazard, loves
Price, laying in the sun: Watch where you're stepping if you're so concerned
Graves, curled up next to him: Or join us
Nik:
(Another hour later)
Laswell: What the fuck-
Nik as Price and Graves use him as a pillow: Shhhh. Nap time
#call of duty#modern warfare#john price#phillip graves#cod nikolai#kate laswell#incorrect quotes#nikpricegraves#pricegravesnik
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