#fucking swagdoons

[xxswagcorexx]

FUCKING SWAGDOONS

[somewhatpercival]

finished it

[eternalera]

[therealsquiddo]

Where is the yuri demon…?

Solidarity.

[dantebt]

itty bitty

[casinoquartet]

okay so I would like to elaborate on a point you made on the swagdoons moments we should talk about more. Specifically the one about red knowing about the wormhole glitch. Also the whole god thing applies to this too.

Ash avoids any reference (and has lied about it multiple times IF red is telling the truth) to red knowing anything and just never elaborates when it comes to this sort of thing. Then red is just so open about it and it kinddd of sounding like he’s bragging when he talks about it. And he told no one?? 🤨 huh? Red knew sooo far back and told no one???

here is an example:

ash commented that red wasn’t in a video because his reaction to the god thing was basically: “cool.” and did not give any other details.

red has AT LEAST said twice that he knew about the god thing from basically page one (because ash told him?? I don’t know if I’m remembering right) and he didn’t hold back from the details

nothing they say lines up 😭😭😭 one of them is lying about this and either way it’s still so 🤨🤨. Why would you need to lie about it huh??? And I am 90% ash knows what red is saying and he isn’t specifically denying anything red says.

I’m sorry they are soo confusing and just making this much sense of something and to not share it with anyone feels like a felony so yeah…

THEN THE “oh I’d do so many things for you ash.” WAS JUST 😱😱😱🫵🤨🤨🤔🤨 IT WAS SO UNPROMPTED. then the SILENCE after ash said the equivalent of my reaction in emojis I just can’t anymore

also can you explain how after the matching sleeve thing ash just kept it for wayyyy too long. Is it still there??? I think it’s still there. It’s like 4am and I NEED to go to bed so I don’t think I should check. But it’s such an easy fix why is it still there it’s driving me crazy

OKAY regarding the "red knew about the plugin" thing, i'm mostly referencing this clip (51:58-52:10)

red: hold on, so did you dupe or...how did you get the crystals? ash: (hums) red: ...or did you get into creative mode, was that the plug-in? ash: no, no. (annoyed) why do you--okay just tell everyone my plan. i'm kidding, parrot just forgot to check my inventory (laughs)

if we take ash's god video at face value, he did know about the essentials plugin since august (though it is debatable if the wormhole team knew how to exploit it then, i'm inclined to believe that they did considering around a month later the comfort vod happened and ash leaked the wormhole plans 4 months early...lol). and having foresight, we do know that creative mode was necessary to get the entire wormhole exploit to work so...that's why i said it was implied red knew about the wormhole glitch the entire time

anyways, adding onto the "red wasn't in the first video" thing, here's ash mentioning it in a tweet on his alt acc, and while red pisses off (/lh) ash in the comfort vod (1:10:05-1:10:44), ash says that that is why red isn't in the video and red goes "i know"

(also i was just watching the vod where red mentions that he knew about the s3 god exploit from the very start and it's also implied here that he knew about the s4 one too?!?! he got an elytra from subz and subz, who was on the wormhole exploit team, asked him if red knew about the exploit, said never mind, and gave red the elytra anyways. red then says that he knew about the exploit the entire time so ?!?!?! clip from 1:27:51-1:28:27 btw)

ANYWAYS yeah i don't know wtf the "i'd do so many things for you" thing was about either. something is up with them. alas i'm not a mind reader so i don't know why on earth red said that or why ash keeps the cut sleeve (i'm guessing it's bc he thinks it looks cool?) but alas. swagdoons truly did swagdoons all over the place,

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

@mcyt-aro-week day two: loveless! (AU is technically here too but. Loveless Sweep). Anyways! Shaking a can around ANYONE IN THE MARKET FOR LOVELESS ARO REDD AND GOD ASH??? We got businessmen we got unconventional queers Redd somehow found himself as the head of Ash’s temple and caught his favour you know how it is!

[minidoons]

Red has been sent to the shadow realm like for more than a singular (1) day and I already miss him

Tbh IDK if I miss him. I was already a bit detached from Lifesteal anyway so I thrive off of AUs, and since AUs occupy my mind 24/7, I am fine for the time being.

[lifesteal-headcanons]

jumpscares you with swagdoons demon slayer au

(ash uses insect breathing, red uses flower breathing)

holy fucking woagh?!?!?!?!!? thats so !!!!!! oh my gosh !!!!!!!!! i LOVE all the little details on their coats, that mustve taken ages to do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxswagcorexx]

#ASHSWAGSWEEP

AND WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM TOO!!

IF YOU ENJOY:

SOMEONE WHO SCAMS

SOMEONE WHO ONLY FIGHTS GOD

DISTILLED ADHD

AND DEEP VOICES

CONSIDER VOTING ASHSWAG!!!!

FURTHER ASHSWAG PROPAGANDA HERE. CONSIDER CHECKING HIM OUT HERE! #ASHSWAG SWEEP

[ros-is-writing]

Does anyone remember when the swagdoons “worship” thing was big?

[eternalera]

more text posts because... im just bored okay?-

[evi4th]

swagdoons my scrimblos

imagine a au where its like swagdoons zombie apocalypse and then like theyre livin together killing shit going through abandoned buildings whatever then theyre one of the last survivors and then reddoons like ruh roh bit and then ashswag has to kill this guy he's known for months in his arms. then they like lovingly look into eachothers eyes as red slowly fades out of consciousness. thats it thats the au

[heynowisavedyouright]

oh yeah before reddoon$ beat$ me to thi$ too trial $creenie$ from year$ and year$ ( 8 month$ ) ago

molecule$ .

[kavalyera]

sometimes i be sleeping and then BOOM no bills in the mail

[ohimiisokiguess]

Kinnda feel bad for all of the swagdoons fans, I saw the zam st- I had a dream about zam streaming (if you know you know) and there was swagdoons content, I screen recored it all yet funnily enough but my tablet (I'm a artist don't bully me) doesn't have enough storage so unless someone else did it's kinda gone but who knows tho.

But genral summary this is a swagdoons common L

How sad