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The Demon Purge in a Nutshell

This has been rotting in some random Google Slide for a couple months now and it's just too good not to post here.

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Oh, I’m so glad we’re talking about swagdoons RPF shipping because I’ve been insane about them for so long HAHA. Literally every clip of swagdoons is them being out of character.

I’m sorry, I just CANNOT imagine that Red wasn’t into Ash. Red would always give Ash special treatment (like his blockwars video where Ash got way more screen time than every other teammate) and whenever they’d talk you could hear the smile in his voice and his happy tone would immediately drop when he talked to someone else. Red would never shut the fuck up about swagdoons. His little queerbait tweet about it to Ash where he said he was “just trolling” was always funny to me. Because NO ONE asked him to do that? Like, he just did that on his own will?

I have a clip of him going (To Ashswags face, fyi) “Yo, swagdoons shipping again, eh?” in the most GIDDIEST tone known to mankind, then going “oh” in the most disappointed tone ever. (https://files.catbox.moe/ca7pjg.mov) <- Just an example, I have about 5 of him doing the same thing. Whenever there WERE swagdoons moments initiated by Ash, Red would either freeze up like a deer in headlights (ie: the moment ash kissed him during the 4 guys 1 chunk stream where he stares into space and goes completely silent while talking before that. Or, that one clip of Ash calling Red “babe” in which Red stops crouching and flickers his camera down before staring at Ash and not moving at all.) or get really flustered and awkwardly laugh.

I also noticed while looking at swagdoons clips, at least the ones clipped from Red’s streams, he tends to be incredibly hyper focused on Ash and constantly just stares at him (multiple times) or follows him. I genuinely have a clip of him following Ash around in a conversation with other people and being completely silent, Ash says something in regards to marriage and Red laughs at his comment, follows him around more and stands next to him (even changing sides to be closer) looks over to Ash multiple times (not even paying attention to the conversation.). Or even the clips where he reiterates he’s only there for Ash specifically. Or the ones where he only talks to Ash despite being in a group of people..

Just realized I typed WAY too many words than needed HAHA I am just a RPF warrior I fear.

TLDR: Red wanted that cookie BADLY and I stand by it… so hyper focused on the guy and trying to impress him. The stupid happy tone he has when talking to him specifically… BRAINWORMS!! Just for him to talk about escaping swagdoons and changing his boundaries after squidswag would’ve got together.. Unrequited situationship yaoi <3

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you're?? gone??😭😭 what the fuck i just came here to scroll through your reddoons posts for like the100th time.. and you've disappeared.. oka.. R.I.P minidoons blog

I'm sorry I privated all my posts...I think if you still have the link to my posts you can view them

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i genuinely don't know if redd is bi or straight.. like. i used to be a really old fan of his but fell out of it, and now i come back and there's this 50% bi bit of his

the problem is i vaguely remember he said he was bi years ago, maybe i could dig it up.. either way. i don't know whether the bisexual or straight part is the joke HELP ME💔💔

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i genuinely don't know if redd is bi or straight.. like. i used to be a really old fan of his but fell out of it, and now i come back and there's this 50% bi bit of his

the problem is i vaguely remember he said he was bi years ago, maybe i could dig it up.. either way. i don't know whether the bisexual or straight part is the joke HELP ME💔💔

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i genuinely don't know if redd is bi or straight.. like. i used to be a really old fan of his but fell out of it, and now i come back and there's this 50% bi bit of his

the problem is i vaguely remember he said he was bi years ago, maybe i could dig it up.. either way. i don't know whether the bisexual or straight part is the joke HELP ME💔💔

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i genuinely don't know if redd is bi or straight.. like. i used to be a really old fan of his but fell out of it, and now i come back and there's this 50% bi bit of his

the problem is i vaguely remember he said he was bi years ago, maybe i could dig it up.. either way. i don't know whether the bisexual or straight part is the joke HELP ME💔💔

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sooooso how did you feel when ash called himself puppy coded after making a shit promise to redd. i need to see someone talk abt this.. or their opinion at least cause they make me sick honestly /pos

I haven't seen this

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I miss swagdoons

Me too. But it's ok.Just watch it's always sunny in Philadelphia

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Spoke's self-admission that Red did nothing wrong and he just wanted to ruin his life for no reason

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anon from before, again — not autistic, at least i don't think so? (i've never been diagnosed, and i'm too scared to be LMAO, that's why i jst say special interest)

Also who are you. <— umm i actually don't put myself out on the fandom, at all. the only time i've popped up on tumblr was for the queerbait tournament (i was the reddoons' bi roommate frauder) and for my public twitter i've only tweeted once, interacting w only one irl oomf. and uhhh. one ao3 swagdoons crack fic. i'm just scared of the fandom, i also still quite literally still ship redd💔

i do draw redd a lot, but i'm just scared to put myself out there. again— just socially awkward, and maybe some sprinkle of anxiety

Oh, great. It's okay I also still quite literally ship Red I don't think anything will stop me from fantasizing about him being kissed by various men

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anon from before — ohmygod thank youu so much😭😭 tbh, i keep a lot of reddoons analyses(?) and/or my own rambles in my notes just because he's been my special interest for a long time (unfortunately). anyways, the way you view redd is like, really awesome, and i just agree with you on alotta stuff! (even for the stuff you find embarrassin/inaccurate)

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just adding on, your blog is really important to me cause it's like a breath of fresh air in this fandom😭 hope this doesn't come out as weird, it's not my intent, i just suck socially

Don't worry, it came across fine. I'm interested to hear that, most of my stuff about Red is lost in Discord DMs (some is even lost to time--there was a hyperfixation channel in a friend's server that was deleted). I'm glad you think that because I regularly get very insecure about my opinions on him and they change a lot (My old hcs were really embarrassing) Thx, I think sometimes it's really hard for me to engage in the LS fandom positively since so much of it is focused on characters I couldn't care less about and there's not really any other blogs that focus on Red that I don't dislike lol

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hey sorry for randomly askin this cause it's quite unprompted for; if i'm not wrong, you once made somethin that talked abt redd's internalized homophobia and such? uuh i've been tryin to find it for the past like. 2 hours, just because i wanna reread it and maybe add onto it in my notes app, just wanted to ask if somethin happened to it?

It's here

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The Great Dirt Empire of Lifesteal - 4:49 "...I will have you know, one of my roommates is gay. T-this is actually true. Great guy! Actually, he's bi. I take that back. But he has been with a man, so." "SUBZ: Dubs!" causing mischief on lifesteal again - 14:54 "My roommate is gay. Well, one of my roommates. So, y-y'know how it is."

does anyone have a clip of red mentioning the queerbait tournament

transcript under the cut

[...] you guys are weird, y'all are sickos, that's what i've learned. speaking of which, i gotta ask. when the frick did i say my roommate was bi to everybody? like i- i saw on twitter, like, i don't know why this came up, but like, like... there was like, this one like... (laughs) i don't even know how to explain this, actually. i- i just saw this tweet, and there was some competition of all the lifesteal members for who would be the best at gay roleplay. and i did not win, no no no no, it was my bi roommate. when the fuck did i mention i have a bi roommate? have i mentioned this before? (reads chat) i did see the queer roleplay polls, yes, that's what i'm talking about, yeah. that's what i'm asking about! [...] but yeah, no, like, i was just very confused. i mean, i gotta send this to him now, because he's gonna find this hilarious. if anything, this is gonna kickstart his, like, content creation career at this point. he's gonna see that and be like "mhm. gotta- gotta appeal to the masses now", i don't know. or appease the masses. (reads chat) "it's funny cause reddoons' bi roommate won and then right next to him is wemmbu and zam" i mean, wemmbu and zam i can understand, but like... but like... where did y'all get my bi roommate from? [...] (reads chat) tolstoy? is tolstoy how y'all figured this out? ... it is? [...] (reads chat) "it was a beautiful poll, i watched it in real time" that is great, i am very proud of you!

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Shoutout to Reddoons whimpering like a dog when he's scared

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The clip of Ash getting so extremely mad at Red during Among Us is really beautiful

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They are both so accusatory but loving towards each other them being really odd and mentally disordered is what makes them Swagdoons

The most important thing about Swagdoons is that they are each other's FPs