#fucking rich people

[soldmybones]

OF COURSE THEY CAME IN ON A FUCKING HELICOPTER

[bblrap]

i will kill your camera drone i will kill it im evil and fucked up i will kill your drone with anything i have at my disposal i will disassemble your drone

[streetsweepershenanigans]

Kinda fucked up that I can't just pack up and move to the west coast cause i don't think you understand how badly I need the sea rn

[going-to-superhell]

I need to look at myself in the mirror and say “I am kenough” but I will cry

[nikki-rook]

So based on my understanding Trump wouldn’t get to vote in my state especially if he received a prison sentence. It would only be restored after serving that sentence. And yet he can still run for president. Tell me how that works.

[pirunika]

we r actually visiting my mothers friend....he s annoying but look at his place lol

[twisted-tales-told]

After all the things this season

They are on a boat

[konstigthebonewitch]

E is for E. Coli, L is for Listeria

Don't buy the stupid shit or you'll get some diarrhea

Lunchly mealtime, YUM!

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

[ysabelmystic]

Very excited for this ngl

[femc-supremacy]

This has to mean something I'm not understanding bc most of my clothes are minimum 3 years old

[nine-aetharia]

i need swifties to shut the fuck up about 'oh so kendrick's disses can be analyzed for hidden meanings but we can't do the same for taylor songs' yeah bc that's not isolated to kendrick. subliminals and entendres abound in rap. taylor swift songs are as deep as a puddle while youre wearing flip flops and your feet still arent wet

[absolutechaosss]

The main critique I've seen leveraged at Saltburn is that is falls short of its message of "eat the rich". But like...I never saw it as as that. Saltburn (to me) is steeped in a specifically English class context of nobility. There is this gap that cannot be bridged. Oliver throughout the movie has this deep frustration that he does not permanently belong in the sphere of Saltburn. Multiple people specifically goad him with this fact. Oliver is privileged by most people's standards, but it isn't enough. It's not eat the rich as they're all terrible its eat the rich as consuming them, absorbing them, licking the plate clean. The film came across as less a class critique and a hornier knives out but rather a psychological horror story about desire and not being able to have what you want the most. Oliver will never belong truly at Saltburn. Oliver despite worming his way into the family never has physical intimacy with Felix. It's not skewering the rich, it's commenting on the deep desire to inhabit their skin.

[dyke-in-crisis]

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[asklordcaptaincastronova]

What was the engagement present?

Oh, breast enlargement, thanks Dad.

[rei-ismyname]

This whole situation is wild. From what I've read (because I'm in e-commerce and I get scam attempts daily) scammers intentionally make 'mistakes' like the FBI/CIA thing because people who know that are *not* their target demographic. They tailor scam scripts to the kind of people who are likely to fall for them - and to a lesser extent to weed out people who aren't parting with their money.

goodness gracious

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…