#fucking reunion lmfaoo

[snipersiniora]

I have a question to the rottmnt au community: how can y'all make such a character/oc so precious? I thought i would have enough adopting Rise Raph & casey jr as my kids and now - or before - we have people making such great characters or OCs that i want to adopt!!

What's your secret?! How can you make such great characters and can i adopt them?!/aggressive platonic affection

God i don't have enough money to raise them!! STILL I WILL ADOPT THEM/hj/lh/pos

[the-moon-files]

I was thinking about the language barrier's reader a bit and thought that the inclusion of certain types of jewelry on reader looked odd to Hylians was really neat! So I looked around to see what types of jewelry Hylians could wear and the most I see them wearing are gold necklaces, bracelets, and the occasional jewel earring. Which isn't a very diverse jewelry set, but it is interesting. It got me thinking if the reader wears more gothic or alternative types of jewelry like studded rhinestone belts or spiky chained collars or even an industrial piercing on one if their ears. It can also add to the group's suspicions since they're timelines are a lot more fantastical and dark/gothic elements are more see of as apart of the evil side. They could've thought that reader was a spy or smthn! Thoughts?

-✒️

This is so fucking late - IN MY DEFENSE.

I graduated college last year, moved several states over this year, am still taking a class for certifications, and then got hit by Hurricane Helene not even 6 months after moving basically right in its path. Its been a lonngggg year you guys.

So sorry abt the inactivity frequently, please try to understand, i do this in the little free time i have between work and class, and even then i have other hobbies i like to indulge in for my own mental health too lol,

so i want to have fun and chill with you guys when i can

Anyway onto the ask

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So true ✒️ anon, fun headcanons here, im so excited someone noticed that kinda obscure reference! I had noticed that abt most Loz games too, that theres usually very specific jewelry, like gold bracelets/necklaces, or only jewelry thats diff is specific to things like fairies/tribes of ppl/etc.

I dont have much thoughts tbh, u thought of more stuff than i did lmao

Love alt reader reactions (i use that as an umbrella term tbh, like covering any non-mainstream style)

Bro they def would think ur a spy 😭

Like, wild's out here like "guys i think the Yiga members arent even hiding it anymore 🤨"

(Sorry i mention wild alot, ive yet to play other loz games 😔 dw chat i just some of the switch versions for early winter presents)

Okay but to slingshot in the other direction bc i finally had a Thought in my empty head

If u had like silvery jewelry or like very clean (pearls/beads/etc.)

Lol what if they mistook you for like a minor deity/spirit?

Bc those are some of the individuals i can think of in a few loz games who get jewelry at all/get unique pieces

Or if we're going by Guide!Reader, these silly hylians are like "oh yes, mmhm, makes sense, no wonder u have strange jewelry"

Do you think Legend would be jealous?

Do you think Legend would lowkey steal stuff trying to see if they have magicks lol

Waving around like those chunky silver gothic looking rings like "Shadows, or something! Uhh, invisibility? Ugh, Hyrule, help what's other sneaky shit Ganon's better monsters do??"

Out here looking like Kaidou Shun from Saiki K LMAO

thinkin ur apart of Dark reunion ahh 😭 LMFAOO

Ok ok ill stop making fun of Legend, he's just so Easyyyyy

Hope that was at least somewhat fun ideas for an answer!!

Peace out ✒️,

🌙

[tonysaintborgi]

So I'm mixed indigenous/white, and I had a small family reunion with the white side of the family, and I got called the "exotic cousin" and I'm still a little flabbergasted tbh. Nobody has ever commented on my heritage before, and even tho it was meant to be playful, I thought it was rude.

But also like one side of my family has been here for a hell of a lot longer than the other so who's the exotic one? Lmaooooo

Exotic???? oh my god. yeah you're in the right to find that rude. It probably wasn't said with malicious intent but that doesn't, like, make it not racist. it's still fucked up and totally a racism. god.

and of all things, an indigenous person, exotic? fuckin maybe compared to their honkey-ass golfer's club or whatever lmfaoo. honestly tho white people reunions just be like that in my experience. I've had to walk away from some conversations so I didn't get Into It. you just gotta keep a gentle but firm "you think that's an appropriate thing to say?" locked and loaded at them thangs.

anyway sorry about the racism

[habibisagi]

GUYS. GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! (THIS NOT COHERENT MY BAD) NO ONE ASKED BUT RIA PUT ME IN ANU'S (aka the goat of all time aka ratsqueaks aka rat-zuki whomst im the biggest fan of btw did u know this MY HERO) GAME IN OVERWATCH TO SPECTATE OUT OF NOWHERE AND I WAS FUCKING LOSING MY SHIT TYPING "KACCHAN I LOVE YOU KACCHAN PLEASE IM YOPUIR BIGGEST FAN I KOVE YOU SO MUCVH" IN MATCH CHAT AND I WAS TWEAKING TF OUT I WAS FUCKING LOSING MY MINDBECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW ANU PLAYS OVERWATCH TOO GUYS!!!!!!!! WHNAT TH EUFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE WAS SO CONFUSED LMFAOO UNTIKL IADDED HER IT WAS THE MOS TICONIC REUNION IN HISTORY I WAS SOBBING REAL TIME IMF iI LOVE HER SO MUCH IM TWEAKING UFVKDKHFJ

[apoptoses]

DA here🥹 JUST had the chance to read chapters 5 and 6 back to back and holy fuck 🥵 the moment Armand started being horny on main I knew we were in for a good time, bb boy couldn’t even THINK straight (and I can’t blame him, not even a little bit). Daniel being all gentlemanly and sweet and holding out Armand’s hand when he had to jump past a puddle (MY HEART) while Armand's single braincell was trying its best to prevent him from jumping Daniel right then and there lmfaoo the dynamic of all time I swear 🥹  

That first kiss delivered and then some! That second one did too of course and I love how completely different they were from each other (passionate yet innocent vs. "I want you to tear me apart NOW”). “Bold as the boy with the axe” pls that’s my no. 1 boy right there! No one does it better than him. If there was a moment for Amadeo to come back in full force... this was 100% it, and Daniel had earned the right to experience him fully. He earned his immortality along with the right to drag Amadeo up Lestat’s staircase.  

“Slut. Armand moaned at the word. He’d asked Daniel to call him that years ago, back when he’d been mortal. When he was just a nervous and submissive thing, unable to do it with any seriousness” lmao holy shit this took me OUT. On one hand it’s hot as fuck but otoh I can easily see this thing having gone like “five times Daniel tried to call Armand a slut in bed and the one time it actually worked” 💀💀💀 it makes perfect sense to have finally happened post-reunion though. Daniel always had it in him imo (see: their little reverse roleplay where Daniel pretended to be a vampire and manhandled Armand and bit him with all of his strenght while Armand was the “human” and went all pliant for him etc), but he had to go through some shit to finally be able to embrace his full relaxed daddy potential. He’ll hold your hand, he’ll pet your head, he’ll call you a slut and fuck you up. King shit. And this: “When I’m fighting against you it’s so safe. With you I’m so free.” love everything about it 😭Of course he’d feel safe enough with Daniel to switch back to being a sub, with the knowledge that they’re equals now, and that Daniel can actually match his stenght (in a bedroom context) and hurt him without actually hurting him. 

No further notes, perfection as usual. I don’t ever want this to end but at the same time I can’t wait to see what you’ll come up with next! ❤️

DA!! I was wondering how you were doing!!

Writing Armand vampire-horny for his man was so fun, like in DM times he looks at Daniel like his little experiment a lot because he's so detached from his inner self. But now he's not! He's got all kinds of needs and he's worked up and he wants. In a way he hasn't since he was 17 and watching Marius go on his little murder spree at that banquet. Armand has always been hot for death, it's impressive he repressed that for as long as he did tbh

I'm glad the kisses worked!! I wanted them to have a loving kiss and a filthy kiss and I just had to give them both 🥹

“five times Daniel tried to call Armand a slut in bed and the one time it actually worked” This is the funniest fucking thing because it's true. During DM their power dynamic was so set in stone imo I just can't see mortal Daniel pulling it off knowing how much more powerful Armand was than him. It could only happen when they're both vampires (or like maybe if mortal Daniel was drunk enough to let his inhibitions down haha) so I think that's why it fit here.

And idk I just think it's hot for Daniel to run the show. He's such a man, he's got it in him!! He just needed to be asked to do it, and to know Armand really wanted it. At the end of the day they both know Armand calls the shots but Daniel is perfectly capable of handling things if he wants to lay back and give over control, even in a non-sexual sense.

their little reverse roleplay where Daniel pretended to be a vampire and manhandled Armand and bit him with all of his strenght while Armand was the “human” and went all pliant for him etc God I always forget that happened, I need to work that into a fic of its own because that's such a charged moment for them. Like being so desperate for Armand's blood that he'd try to gnaw through his skin? Hot!! Things I can't believe happened in canon!! Anne really gave us everything in that one chapter honestly.

I'm so happy you were into it ♥ I was kinda nervous sharing this because we don't see a ton of Daniel in charge in fic, so I wasn't sure how receptive people would be. But everyone seems pretty positive so maybe I'll do more with him like this 🥹

[spikesdru]

my rewatch of anne btvs 3x01:

LOL the scoobies are so bad at fighting vamps

LMAOO Oz tossing that stake

“Past tense rule” good detail at the effects of Buffy’s disappearance

OH THE BANGEL DREAM THE FUCKING ANGST

Buffy is so beautiful

“If I was blind I would see you” THEY HAVE SUCH AMAZING LINES JFC

My FAVOURITE btvs intro of all the seasons

Why couldn’t those truckers be the ones in that hell dimension

What I find interesting is Lily and Ricky. They seem to be in their honeymoon with matching tattoos, imo they’re the kind of couple you may think wouldn’t last. But then we find out their love really was real, I really like that subversion

“Forever, that’s the whole point” the PARALLEL of Buffy’s dream and Lily/Ricky? Screaming vomiting sobbing etc

Aww Cordelia is so nervous to see Xander. It’s cute

LMFAO Oz explaining to Willow he’s back in school is hilarious

Xandelia is so concerned about their hair I can’t

Larry’s line is gold. The show doesn’t take itself too serious and I love that

Cordelia is so outraged about Xander’s attitude, so teenage girl

Buffy is so down and passive and numb, my poor baby

Awww Giles trying to chase down leads about Buffy!! Such a good dad

Willow misses Buffy so much and it’s adorable

I do not enjoy Joyce blaming Giles but I respect the fact that it’s a very human reaction, regardless of right or wrong

I can feel Buffy’s pain bleeding through in this conversation with Lily

Ugh, Lily blaming Buffy is ANNOYING, and Buffy is right to defend herself

This ep involves characters saying a lot of things that we as the audience don’t like, but the things they say are realistic and human. The show doesn’t shy away from that and I think it’s good writing

Buffy ripping the phone off the wall was hot asf

LOL Willow is so done with Xandelia’s arguing

LMFAOO Buffy talking to about sin is so funny, SMG, your comedic timing is so great

Aw Xandelia reconciled. Their “theme” is always kinda funny to me tho

“He remembered your name years after he forgot his own” that is so adorable and the fact that it’s paralleled in 3x04 is too good

I love that you can see the exact moment Buffy chooses to accept who she is, take back her identity and she just lights up from the inside

LOL Lily apologizing

THIS FIGHT SEQUENCE IS SO BADASS

How does Buffy make grandma shoes look so good?

I love how Buffy ends up changing Lily’s life and inspiring her to help people. To quote Angel: “if nothing we do matters all that matters is what we do”

Ngl the Buffy and Joyce reunion was really sweet

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Klaus’s stoner sibling

Klaus Hargreeves x sibling!reader

warnings: weed. drugs/alcohol

a/n: this has been flooding my mind i just think its funny. almost all of this is based on experiences of my 9th grade friend group

prompt: ^

klaus was probably your closest sibling growing up

that was just because you could tolerate each other

it was no surprise that you and him took up a hobby together at the ripe young age of 13

who started who on what, you ask? well—

anyways, you and klaus used to rendezvous on the roof where no one would look

“ew, is that a cigarette? allison...” -you

“don’t mind if i do” -klaus, relighting the half-smoked cigarette

“gross! that shit’ll give you cancer. here, try this, it’s fresh”

and so a tradition was born. well, not so much a tradition...more like a daily (and nightly...occasionally hourly) ritual

your dealer definitely ripped you guys off bc you were two dumbass rich kids LMFAOO $50 for a gram? sounds legit!

as the years went by, the two of you got much more comfortable with it in the house.

klaus literally rolled joints at the dinner table

*walking into klaus’s room* *inhaling* “you son of a bitch, you smoked without me?!”

“of course not! i would never!”

“you are the worst liar in this house”

“alright, fine! but i did get mom to make us edibles...”

“you WHAT?!”

👉👈 eating weed cookies with klaus and you just.....you just felt like you went limp. no functioning for the rest of the day

until you got called for a mission ndshhshshshhs

“are you two high?” -luther

“dude, we’re not high, you are” -klaus

“nope, uh-uh, shutupshutupshutup” -you

~the weed bag~

that name cant get much more clear, it was the bag for all the weed paraphernalia

“we could make a bong out of that, and that, ooh! that too! and a pipe out of this thingy. think pogo would mind if we took this?” -klaus

“klaus, rule one of being a stoner is to not be a dumbass about it or else you’re gonna get caught” -yourself

“what’s rule number two?”

“puff, puff, pass”

you two actually were caught a handful of times

you nearly pissed yourself when reggie himself caught you

“what in the world do you think you’re doing out here? and with marijuana? no wonder the two of you are so disappointing! you’re killing your braincells!”

okay boomer

once you and klaus went your separate ways, he lost his and started toying with hard drugs (and a looot of alcohol)

you didn’t know this until they family reunion 13 years later

“klaus! you look...awful”

“oh, that’s so sweet!”

“is that a rehab bracelet? oh, please tell me you haven’t been experimenting with other drugs”

“experimenting? no! no, of course not. no, i’m just doing them”

“goddammit...”

you kinda did not like that at all and gave him a lecture about how “weed is safer than any drug out there. weed is safer than alcohol, weed makes everything so much better. weed helps with anxiety”

the whole stoner shtick

and you did roll and store a box of blunts for this joyous occasion

✨stress relief✨

“you got a light, y/n?”

“uh, yeah” *patting yourself down and feeling like 6 different lighters on you bc you stay prepared, holding one out for klaus* “here, you can keep it”

*gasp* “you mean it?”

literally smoking a blunt at the funeral

it was almost poetic

“klaus, put out that cancer stick” -you about his cigarette

*puts it out on dad’s ashes*

“NICE” -also you

rummaging around your rooms for old memories

“hey! look what i found!” -klaus

“oh, no”

klaus found a pipe made from a metal can and old, OLD weed

“what are you doing, klaus?”

“cant let this go to waste”

“klaus that is literally over a decade old”

missing the old days when you used to make pipes out of anything

“we should make an apple pipe for old time’s sake!”

your siblings walking by all judgemental of you and your choices

“you are both hazards to society” -allison

“love you, too, sis” -klaus

“hey, vanya! you should try this instead of those pills you take! it’s a whole lot healthier!” -you

“diego? want a hit?” -you

“my body is a temple” -diego

“uh, okay freak”

oh yeah i forgot five came back!

he was just disappointed in you

“well, we wouldn’t share anyways! it’s wrong to give 13 year olds pot!”

“weren’t you two 13 when you started smoking pot?”

“in theory”

...

anyways idk what the fuck was going on with all the future shit and the past shit and the time travel and the apocalypse and the time assassins but like, you did not vibe with any of that

you were really just tryna get klaus off of all the other drugs

“klausssss, no more pleaaaaase”

“but i wanna get highhhhhhh”

“then smoke weeeeeeed”

“you’re so vanillaaaaaaa”

“i cant stand youuuuuu”

and before you knew it the apocalypse was upon you and you thought that the 1960’s was actually just you tripping bc klaus drugged you or something!

maybe it’d be good to stay sober for just a little while

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[alfredosauce50]

YEAHHHHHH NEW STORY!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE ALLEN AND BIOLOGIST READER IS MY SHIT SO IM EXTRA EXCITED FOR THE NEXT PART

Me: uploads this chapter, also writing his return in WMMH

Allen: HA! About time I got appreciated. You heard the man. It’s time to move along, extras.

Oh god, oh fuck, Allen is making a serious comeback on this blog. And he’s mad.

Hopefully, I’ll finish my commission today— Depending on whether my commissioner lets me publish it or not, there will potentially be more new content. After that, I’m praying that I can start on another chapter of What makes me human. After 11 long chapters of pain and death, Allen can FINALLY properly interact with reader and have a long-awaited reunion. Then sometime during the writing of the twelfth chapter, I’ll upload the second chapter of Island Escapade. I’ve never been this fired up.

I always write what I want to read, so everything exists because I couldn’t find it before. And now that my collection is growing, I’m super pumped to share all these ideas.

Hard sci-fi (Near future, practical science and somewhat realistic sci-fi) is my religion. No words can express how much I love cyberpunk and how fucked up it can be. I’m obsessed with how beautifully dark it is. That being said, I’m probably gonna have a second major arc in WMMH. Once the Soulkiller becomes a secondary plot point, they’ll have another problem in their hands. 🤡 LMFAOO I love torturing my readers. But at least Allen will be more in focus this time round.

Until next time, friends!

[mai-enthusiast]

the boiling rock part ii was one hell of an episode. sokka finally getting to talk to hakoda, mai confronting zuko, chit sang deciding to not out sokka, them starting a prison riot, suki holding the warden hostage (that whole sequence was EPIC), the gondola ride!! azula and ty lee vs. zuko & sokka & suki, "what are you doing" "saving the jerk who dumped me", knifewife mai holding the guards off so the team could escape and then telling azula she loves someone more than she fears her which finally crumbles her walls ('murder with an inch of steel' as they like to say), mai betraying azula for zuko and ty lee betraying azula for mai (WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED) which results in their imprisonment, katara and hakoda's reunion, aang/toph/katara etc having no idea zuko and sokka sneaked out to a fucking high security prison to save his dad lmfaoo???? this episode i swear

[hookahazz]

Chronicles of a Black Girl Vol 3:  Family Reunion |Harry Styles|

Warnings: Fluff, lil angst, cursing

Word Count: 2.8k

A/N:  Don’t kill me LMFAOO ik I said this morning but ya got it tonight. You got the trick from trick or treat. But this one is real cute and ish and I kept the same concept I just made it so that he meets her whole family and not just her parents. Please give me feedback and tell me how you felt. It’s much appreciated. Tell me how you honestly felt. I’m about to post the master list and it’ll show you the title of the next fic and that one and man y’all gone die its adorable. Enjoy pt 3 and thanks for reading all of them I appreciate y’all a fuck load. <3 

ASK BOX

If you don’t know, black people have three main values that are held above others: their hair, some good “put you to sleep after you eat about 2 plates” soul food and family. Family reunions and get-togethers are the highlights of the year. It is the time where they could all be together in one setting and enjoy one another's presence, the time where the adults would play spades and talk grown folk talk, and the time where your distant relatives would pull you into a hug filled with a strong perfume and hit you with that, “Oh hi baby, I haven’t seen you since you were two years old! You remember me?” There’s no greater feeling than being surrounded by those foil trays that were filled to the brim with mouth-watering sweet potatoes, potato salad (not the shit white people make with apples and all that other bullshit! as (Y/N) would put it), and that creamy, golden mac n’ cheese that black people would kill for (if made correctly, (Y/N)’s mom refuses to make anything but baked macaroni). The feeling of satisfaction one gets from being surrounded by uncles and aunties, grandmas and granddads, and listening to them tell stories about stuff that happened decades ago that still makes all of them laugh until they're crying. And the music! Oh yes-- that authentic soul music that was carefully constructed by the legendary artist who had the power to change peoples lives and move somebody's soul (Maze featuring Frankie Beverly, Michael Jackson, The Temptations, Gladys Knight, Ms. Lauryn Hill ((Y/N)'s ultimate favorite) , New Edition ). It was the music that would make those same aunts and uncles get up and dance horribly until their heart's content without the fear of judgment. Black people live for moments like such: to just sit around and be unconditionally black.

At the start of the semester, Harry and (Y/N) had been paired to do a project for their business law course (a class both of them regretted taking). At first (Y/N) was a little wary to be working with Harry, she'd never had any interaction with the boy except for when he asked to borrow a pencil and surprisingly gave it back in the end. After just twenty minutes of working with him, there wasn't a reason to be worried at all. In all her twenty-one years of living, she'd never met someone so goofy in her life (except her two older brothers). Harry was so sweet and funny it was almost hard to stay concentrated at the task at hand. That probably explains why they got a B- on the assignment instead of an A. Since then the two became friends, then best friends, and after months of teasing from Harrys best mate, Niall, they'd become boyfriend and girlfriend. 

They'd been dating for nearly three months and so far Harry's only met (Y/N)'s older brothers, Anthony and Caleb. Their first meeting wasn't in the most typical way. For one, all four of them were drunk off their asses after a night out at a frat party. Caleb and Anthony played multiple rounds of patty-cake with Harry, giggling while (Y/N) lied on her couch laughing at her toes. Her brothers adored Harry in every possible aspect. The three of them have become the best of friends and hang out all of the time which makes (Y/N) so, so happy. She's had a plethora of boyfriends (she’s quite the chocolate catch) and her brothers have hated every single one of them, always making sure (Y/N) knew that they aren't good enough for her. “You saw what he was wearing? His pants are sagging and falling to his fucking knees! His knees, (Y/N)!” Going from them to Harry was a drastic but much-needed change that both Caleb and Anthony appreciated a lot. They wanted nothing but the best for their baby sister and they knew Harry was as good as it was gonna get.

"So do you want to go with me? You don't have to if you're not ready, babe."  

On her way home from work she'd gotten a call from her dear mother regarding the annual family reunion and of course she invited Harry. Went on for nearly ten minutes about how “the two of you have been dating for three months, that boy's gonna have to meet the family sooner or later!” The conversation mainly consisted of momma (Y/L/N) talking and (Y/N) giving her a couple of mhm's and yes ma's here and there. "Course I'll come, lovie. Been dyin' to meet your family!" he beamed, excited as she had predicted. Harry valued family more than anything so meeting hers was a big step in their relationship. "You're not nervous or anything, right? I mean for real, if you are then we really don't even gotta go. They won't even miss us," she assured him. In all honesty, (Y/N) didn't want to rush anything with Harry. She really really liked him and she was fully aware of how rowdy and wild her family can get. 

"No babe, it's gonna be fun! M'excited!" he grinned wrapping his arm around his girlfriend's waist.

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Harry was never a shy or nervous person, it just wasn't him. He'd never really been in a situation where he was incredibly anxious and meeting (Y/N)'s parents were no different. He was absolutely positive that they'd love him and he assured (Y/N) that multiple times when she'd brought up meeting them. He was a people pleaser, someone who wanted to satisfy everyone, someone who naturally appealed to everyone. Harry had never been in a position to which he had to appeal to someone who didn't like him because everyone liked him, even if they didn't want to. 

"When is it again, button?" Harry questioned, playing with (Y/N)'s kinky locks.  She'd just finished washing her hair and Harry absolutely loved watching her condition and style it. "Uh, the day after tomorrow. So Wednesday? Yeah Wednesday," she concluded, slabbing on a generous amount of leave in conditioner. He grinned, doing the same to another section of her hair (he also enjoyed assisting her in styling her hair, the conditioner smelled of coconuts and almonds that nearly made him drool). "You're really excited aren't you?" she questioned. "Course I am. S'a big step in our relationship and I've always wanted to meet your parents. You're mum especially," (Y/N) snorted. Like the majority of black moms (Y/N)'s was crazy crazy. Her childhood consisted of a ton of life lessons that stemmed from a simple joke (Y/N) would make or a movie that wasn't meant to be taken way out of context, her mom constantly telling all her friends (some of which (Y/N) didn't even know) all of her business, and plenty of ass whoopings with the following: a switch, a belt, or any random object momma (Y/L/N) could get her hands on. "Oh yes, you'll love her. She's a peach."

"Oi, why are you laughin'?" he poked her sides.

"No reason baby,' she chuckled, pressing her lips to his cheek.

"I'm positive you're parents will love me. M'gonna be the first boyfriend your family likes. Even Caleb and Anthony said so!" She rolled her eyes, of course they would think so. They adore Harry because he's nothing like the lot of old boys she used to fool around with. "Yeah and you'll also be the first white boy I've brought home so that'll be something." she joked. Harry stiffened, "you're serious? They're not gonna like me then (Y/N)!" He began panicking. Not once did he think he'd need to worry about someone not liking him because of his skin color. Not once did he have to feel worried about being picked apart and judged based on the color of his skin. In fact, he'd never worried about anything regarding his skin tone because it has and would never affect his daily life. 

She turned, stopping the commotion with her hair to focus on her very panicky boyfriend who looked as if he were going to cry at any given moment. She wrapped her arms around him pulling him into a tight hug, rubbing her soft hands up and down his back (a tactic she learned only but weeks ago that would calm him down). "Hey, hey, hey. I was just joking, baby. You don't have to be worried about them not liking you because you're white. They don't care. You could be green and they'd still love you," she smiled, trying to contain a laugh. It was amusing to see how worked up he would get over minute situations like such. (Y/N) thought it was so adorable that he'd even cared so much.  "You're sure? They're not gonna kick me out or somethin' right?" he looked up at her. "I promise they won't," she laughed, she knew her family wasn’t like that. They loved everyone. Even with that, Harry was still convinced that (Y/N)'s family were going to hate him. He simply smiled and nodded and continued to work conditioner into her hair and twist it in hopes to calm him down.

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Now, the both of them were standing in front of (Y/N)'s parent's house waiting nervously for someone to answer the door and Harr, for the first time, really felt as though he was about to shit his pants on their poor porch. He wanted to run and hide behind her mothers beautiful rose bush and stay there until this whole conjuncture was over. He wrapped his long digits around (Y/N)'s and squeezed her hand for reassurance. "Hey, it's gonna be alright. I swear," she whispered just as the door began to open.

"(Y/N), my sweet grandbaby. I almost thought you weren't gonna show up!"

"Grandma!" (Y/N) smiled, engulfing the short woman in a hug. "Missed you so much," she smiled. They had a short conversation before she turned her attention to the six-foot boy behind (Y/N) who had been smiling at their very sweet interaction. "And who's this handsome young man you brought with you, suga?" Harry smiled, his nerves calming somewhat. He introduced himself, going in for a handshake but (Y/N)'s grandma slapped his hand away and pulled him down for a hug professing, you’re family now, act like it boy! "How cute. Oh!-- And muscular too! Chiiiild, wait till ya auntie gets a load of this one. Come on now, the rest of the family's in the backyard. Ya mommas in the kitchen talking shit per usual go help her, baby. I'll take care of Harry." she smiled, wrapping her arm around his. (Y/N) rolled her eyes and giggled at her grandmother's goofy antics and kissed Harry before walking away and assuring him that she'd be in the kitchen if he needed her.

Harry charmed (Y/N)'s grandmother, Kelly (grandma K is what she told him to call her since he was apart of the family now), rather fast. She led him to the back and introduced him to (Y/N)'s uncles, aunts, cousins, and all of her (including great) grandparents. All of them welcomed Harry with open arms. They had so many questions regarding his family and life in the UK, what he did for a living (he was CFO at a major marketing company, they were so proud of his title at such a young age, ya gotta be a stable man while dating our niece! her uncles would say), and his feelings about their (Y/N). An immense amount of aww's was given from the way he talked about her (Y/N's younger cousins, Mikayla and Jordan (ten), thought Harry was so cute and were really just aww'ing at how good he looked). Everyone was easily able to tell how in love Harry was with (Y/N) even though they haven't said it to one another yet (it’s only been three months)

"Harry, I fixed you a plate baby." (Y/N) smiled, interrupting a playful but heated conversation that Harry, her younger cousin Anthony (seventeen), and her father were having about the Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers. He smiled and grabbed the plate from her and motioned for her to sit in his lap. He pressed a kiss on her cheek and thanked her. Harry finally felt calm, that is until another short woman stepped in front of the two and began staring him down. It didn't take long for Harry to realize that it was (Y/N)'s mother, the resemblance was uncanny.  He nearly choked, becoming nervous yet again. This was the big boss. He thought he was going to be more afraid of (Y/N)'s dad who, though still wary of his little girl dating, (she's twenty- one) loves Harry. He even went as far as to invite Harry to the next super bowl party and he's never done that for any of (Y/N)'s boyfriends!

"(Y/N) who's this?" she questioned.

"Ma, this is Harry, my boyfriend. Harry this is my mom, Christine," Harry stood up to formally greet the woman with a handshake but she, much like her own mother, pulled him down into a bone-crushing hug. For such small women, they both had deadly grips. "Harry, it's so nice to finally meet you! Dunno why (Y/N)'s been hiding you from us, baby." she pinched his cheeks. "You's bout the cutest thing too!  Oh my lord!" she grinned. By now Harry was feeling like an idiot, the biggest fucking idiot. (Y/N)'s family had actually taken a liking to him. He did all that worrying for nothing, all that crying to (Y/N) over the phone at 2 AM because he couldn’t sleep for nothing, and spent all that time googling good reasons as to why you can't go to your girlfriends family reunion for nothing! 

"What are these?" Harry questioned.

"Those are called greens. It's good I promise." (Y/N) stifled a laugh. He’d been asking a lot of questions about the food simply because he’d never heard of some of it. After swallowing his first bite, he couldn't stop. Harry had devoured three plates of food and somehow managed to fit a serving from both her moms homemade banana pudding and her chocolate pie. "Bloody hell, that was so good." he yawned, nuzzling his head into the crook of her neck. "M'sleepy (Y/N)," she giggled, knowing good and well of the after effect of soul food, and kissed the top of his head.

"Damn it, why’d it take you so long to bring him ‘round here (Y/N)!" her aunts asked, playfully slapping her thigh. 

"I just didn't wanna rush anything, hop off! And on top of that, I told him he was the first white boy I'd ever brought home and he flipped shit on me! Thought y'all weren't gonna like him!" The lot of them erupted in a fit of laughter. "Oh child, you ain't gotta worry about that. We all love you to pieces. Such a cute thing you are. Better than those ol' raggedy hoodlums she used to bring 'round here before!" her grandmother interjected, swatting at her thigh as well.

"Grandma K! See now why you gotta go and bring them up. That was in high school!" (Y/N) whined, gaining a loud laugh from her grandmother. She'd never been any good at picking boyfriends. None of her family members ever liked any of them, they truly were a bad influence on her.

The rest of the night concluded in her family telling the most embarrassing stories from her childhood to Harry. (Y/N) didn't think they were funny at all but Harry was proper amused. I'm talking doubled over, gasping for air, tears spilling down his cheeks amused. What made it even funnier was how annoyed she was getting, stomping and whining like a two-year-old. "Ugh, man I swear I hate y'all! You're supposed to be on my side Harry!" she shoved him to the ground.

"Baby, stop!" he nearly choked, trying to catch his breath all while laughing and trying to keep his very cute (but very annoyed) girlfriend from attacking him. "(Y/N) stop! You're gonna mess his face up!" Mikayla and Jordan tugged at her shirt, somehow pulling her off of Harry. Now everyone was laughing at the scene.

"M'very sorry for laughing at how you shit on your mum's hand as a baby, love." Harry smiled, kissing all over her face (a tactic he learned that made her forgive him almost immediately). She shoved him back one last time and laughed. "I hate y'all for real!" Harry grinned, settling back in his rather comfortable fold out chair and pulled (Y/N) back onto his lap.

"M'glad we came. I really did all that worrying for nothing, petal. Your family loves me like I knew they would." he joked.

She rolled her eyes, "don't act like you weren't about to shit yourself earlier, big shot."  "Lower your voice!"  he warned, earning yet another laugh from grandma K.

"No need to get embarrassed suga! I told ya, you's apart of the family now. Now come over here and dance with an old lady," she commanded, gaining a large grin from both Harry and (Y/N).

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K, so ya girl made the trip to see Anastasia on Broadway because WHY THE FUCK NOT also I needed a much needed vacation lmaooo (RIP MY $$$ but I’m here for a good time, not a long time!!! And worth going to see the show alone!) I also saw it twice because I’m so Extra(TM). But anyway, here be a reallllyy looooooong ass flail-y recap and thoughts for prosperity!!! I’m also combining both nights because I can!!!

So the first night, I sat center orchestra so I can IMMERSE MYSELF IN THE SHOW and the second time, I sat mezzanine right and HONESTLY the theatre is so small that as long as you’re not super to the side, you’ll get an amazing view wherever you are.

ACT I

When the EMPRESS WALKS IN, THAT SHIT SPARKLED LIKE A FUCKING THOUSAND DIAMONDS!?!?!? WOW LINDA CHO WAS ROBBED. The audience also gasped audibly during her entrance

People laughed when they took pictures IDK WHY IT’S SO FUNNY KJDSFS

The Attack (as I’m dubbing it) is so intense and visually stunning, especially the end

Also the “In The Dark of the Night” melody playing!!!! 

I also loved the Romanov Sisters “AAAAAHHHHHHH”  before the run away 

Ok MAX AS GLEB!!! I LOVED HIM he really was more awkward and less poised than Ramin was, at least in front of Anya but just as terrifying and intimidating.  I thought he was also funnier sdjfhdsjkhf. The tone of voices were pretty similar too so it was kind of easier to focus on his portrayal, which was amazing overall. 

Uhhh once Dmitry comes out, you can’t stop looking at him. JAWLINE. And also he gesticulates a lot sjkfskjj.

Christy really forreal literally has a sparkle in her eye whenever she sings and it’s amazing to witness SHE REALLY IS SUCH A SPECIAL PERFORMER 

ISTG, one of these days Derek and John are forreal gonna end up flipping Christy over when they lift her THEY ALMOST DID THE SECOND NIGHT AND I WAS STRESSEDT you legit could see her feet up in the air lmfaaooao

After Anya chases off those hooligans, she points the stick at Dmitry and says, “Come at me, I won’t hurt you.” in this playful almost flirty voice and it gave me......thoughts......

DEREK GETS SO SWEATY AT THE END OF MY PETERSBURG AND IT’S SO FUNNY KFHSKJF also he kind of warbled the last note in both nights but I  find it kind of endearing lmao bless him

There are a number of moments where Dmitry just kind of stares at Anya and then kind of catches himself and shakes himself out of it and it’s adorable like “hahahahaha idiot you’re falling in loooooooooooooove”

Uhhh OUAD is even more amazing because the ghost projections extend to the sides of the theatre so like SENSORY OVERLOAD I cried metaphorically

Watching the ensemble is so fun, when you can look away from Derek/Christy for a few seconds (WHICH IS HARD TO DO) lmfaoo, and in “We’ll go from There”, when it’s Dmitry’s turn to sing and he’s just hanging on the train rails, I was watching the two smoker girls (one played by Lyrica aka Odette/Ballerina), and at first, they have these disgusted looks that slowly turn into “Oh no, he’s hot” and LYRICA ESPECIALLY had that “gosh, he’s actually really cute” AND IT’S HILARIOUS (and I told Lyrica when I met her at stagedoor and she laughed a lot, saying she and Sarah have a lot of fun doing that scene)

OTP: DMITRY x BATHTUBS FOREVER

Stay, I Pray You gets me on a deep personal level because the immigrant connection is real (”You are all I know. You have raised me.” WHEN WILL I NOT CRY!?!?!?) , also I love numbers where everyone just sings classic choral style also the harmonies at the end PHEW

Also CONSTANTINE’S VOCALS

Journey to the Past. No words tbh other than MAGICAL. 

ACT II

PARIS HOLD THE KEY TO YOUR HEART IS SO FUN AND THE ELEVATOR RIDE UP TO THE EIFFEL TOWER IS SO FUCKING FUN!!!

I appreciate Land of Yesterday so much more as a visual performance because Caroline O’Connor is amazing. Her wit and her PHYSICAL STAMINA

MBP is one regal HBIC and Close the Door made me EMO

TCATCM is always such a hoot and John and Caroline are amazing together, the audience really just eats it up

IN A CROWD!!!! OF FUCKING THOUSANDS!!!!

I love arm

Christy’s delivery of “I remember” has gotten much softer it seems, and then they both kind of stare at each other for awhile, as if really realizing who each other is before they CRASH INTO EACH OTHER RIP ME 

both gasp lightly between “I’d find you....” “again”

*cue the disappointed sounds of the audience when Dmitry pulls back. SAME, MY DUDES*

also they both let out really audible gasps before Dmitry pulls back and it’s so !!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!?

When Dmitry kneels down, the background turns into this starry sky AND THE FULL EFFECT OF IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND I WAS AWESTRUCK

I always get so emo when character’s leitmotifs play but ANYWAYS when the Dowager came out, you can tell she just looked so done and tired AND IT BROKE MY HEART (she looked regal af though)

When Dmitry comes RUNNING OUT and just kind of looks around and you know he’s searching for Anya THE silly boy and then Vlad spots him and he’s fixing him up while he acts like a disgruntled son lmflaks

ANYA’S ENTRANCE IN THE ICONIC BLUE DRESS fuck, the sparkles on that dress is so mesmerizing and SHE WAS GLOWING but she only had eyes for Dmitry right when she found him and has this fond look on her face AND SDKJFHSKJ SHE LOVES HIM FLALSMA

(release “When She Walks In”, you cowards!)

I didn’t really cry cuz during both performances (I was TOO HAPPY TO SEE THIS ALL COME TO LIFE BEFORE MY EYES) BUT I did get super emotional when Vlad sang “Meant to Be” becaue HE JUST LOOKED SO HEARTBROKEN FOR BOTH HIS CHILDREN!?!?!?

QUARTET AT THE BALLET is one of my favorites AND I LOSE MY SHIT EVERY TIME!!!! Also LYRICA!!!!! What an amazing dancer and I found it really nice that it was a show within a show and they had their own curtain call for this

Seriously, which of the writers hates Cleveland sdkjfhsdjkfh that joke will never not be funny

DEREK’S CRESCENDO AND DESCRESCENDO IN ETW!! BITCH!!!!

Also, DMITRY BOUGHT ANYA A FUCKING DOLL!?!!? WHY IS HE LIKE THIS!?!?!? Let me stare off into space while I continue to process that information

Uh, when Dmitry checks in on the Dowager and Anya during their reunion, he has a little smile on his face before he angstily walks away (and out of Anya’s life forever!!! Or so he thought, haha that fool)

The Anya/Gleb confrontation is always such a cool and emotional scene, especially when the Romanov ghosts also step back behind 

After Gleb decides to let Anya go, and the Romanovs/Officers leave and you see them carry a body, as if physically and metaphorically burying the past IT’S SO. WOW. HAUNTING AND EVOCATIVE AND I THINK ABOUT IT A LOT

When Anya finds Dmitry and he kind of takes her in for a bit before going all emo on her and Anya kind of has this fond smile before getting all sad once he says, “I can’t be in love with someone I can’t have for the rest of my life” like GOD, YOU’RE A FOOL BUT I LOVE YOU!?!?!?

“*softly* I’m not your prince, Anya.”

*cue my tears*

THE KISS!!! SO MUCH CHEERING And lmao whenever Christy grabs his suitcase to step on it, IT’S SO HILARIOUS because even in her heels she’s almost eye level with Derek (a real testament to how big of a height difference they have) 

After Dmitry pulls away, they both have dazed smiles on and kind of look at each other for a beat longer RIP ME

EVEN AFTER ANYA TAKES HIS ARM AND THEY KEEP SMILING AT EACH OTHER AND IT’S SOOO!!! CUTE!!! I LOVE ROMANCE!!! 

The finale gets me so emo, the Dowager’s “Still...” and her opening the music box AND THE ROMANOV SPIRITS ALL COME OUT AND THEN THEY ALL ROTATE LIKE AN ACTUAL MUSIC BOX!!!! IT’S BEAUTIFUL

Also the bridge in the background changes from being real, to a PAINTING as if to really add to the fairytale effect of DIMYA WALKING TO THEIR FUTURE and then when it goes, “Far away...” IT CHANGES TO A SNOWY SCENE AND I!!! LOSE MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stage door. K so honestly, I appreciate all of them so much they are all so nice and gracious AND DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND PRAISE!!!!

Max was so nice (SUPER HANDSOME) and I told him that he was really funny as Max and he laughed skdjskjf

Nicole came out next and she’s adorable, protect her forever!!!!

Lyrica is WOW BEAAUTIFUL TBH and I told her she’s an amazing dancer and she said how she has so much fun doing the ballet (also she has the most legible signature and I respect that lmaoo)

Caroline O’Connor is a delight and is so nice and I told her that I love her jokes and her high kicks skjfhskdjfh and she laughed and she thanked me for buying the program lmfaoo that was cute

Mary Beth also came out and is so elegant and precious and Zach was following after her because he was carrying some box (??? hers??? WHO KNOWS) 

I’m lame and exclaimed, “You’re the music box!!!” when it was Zach’s turn to sign and he was all, “How did you know!?!?!? We have an avid fan over here, guys!” sdkjfhskjfh and I honestly would love to see his Dima cuz he’s really witty and a good egg.

I told John that he was the real winner in my heart and he laughed and said how they really enjoy making the vlogs and I jokingly asked when the next season was and he was very ;)))) about it SO THAT’S EXCITING BECAUSE I WANT MORE ROYAL MISFITS FOREVER!!! I also told him he deserved a full pack of gum sjkfhsjk and he said that he doesnt even like gum sjkdfsh 

Derek is unreal beautiful and lmao the thirst for him by everyone is real but he’s so nice with everyone. I just told him that his vocals in Quartet are particularly amazing sdfjhsjkfh and he laughed adorably (ok, everything he does is adorable lbr). I was kind of a mess trying to take a pic with him but he was really patient while I got my shit together and flkaoska he’s so tall he had to crouch down quite a bit (sorry for my shortness, my dude). Anyway, both pics turned out slightly blurry because???? He just has that effect, I guess!

Christy went last and lmao, I wonder if they purposely plan it that way  now because of how long she takes interacting with each fan. Even the security guard was impressed with how much she loves doing the stage door lmao. She really is as precious as you expect and I pretty much babbled my love for Anastasia and for her AT her because SHE’S EVERYTHING AND IS A LITERAL PRINCESS and emanates so much love and kindness. I asked for a pic and I’m such an awkward ass turtle, trying to decide which way would provide better lighting lmao she offered to do hold the phone instead and I didn’t even realize she was taking so many pics lmao. Then I told her I loved her and thanked her for being THE BEST ANASTASIA  A FAN CAN HOPE FOR and we hugged and she thanked me for coming and told me my hair smelled good sdkjfskf. The second night is when I gave her my gift (lmao, it’s supposed to be a giant easter egg that I painted with some candy in it but the top half came off when she was taking it out, hence why she’s only holding half of it in the picture akhad) and she’s honestly like a little kid with how excited she was about it and even held it out so the other peeps could see lolol. She saw the treats inside and I told her how I know she loves snacking and she kind of went on about the pocki sticks she was eating backstage (which she pronounces, “poke-y” lmaoo so I didn’t know what she was talking about til like, a day later) and how they’re so addicing lmao I love one (1) backstage snacker. And she keeps saying how they have the best fans and I’m like, “UH!!! YOU GUYS DESERVE IT, HONESTLY!!!!” and she does the “Awwww!!!” face (y’all know the one). OH she also tried guessing where I was from but I kind of blurted it out before she could and she was so “SEE, I WAS GONNA SAY ‘CALIFORNIA’! I shouldn’t have even asked!” lmao. I gushed at her again, thanked her and probably told her I loved her again before I finally said goodbye lmao. 

I’m probably missing a lot of stuff, honestly it’s a blur and I’m trying to finish this up before I pass out from a food coma but ANYWAYS! 20/10 would fucking recommend, I love this musical so goddamn much and the cast and literally every one involved they’re all so talented and it will always hold a special place in my goddamn heart!!! *a million crying emojis*

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"Stumbled into Armand’s bathroom and washed his face, brushed his teeth with the toothbrush Armand had purchased out of habit over a decade ago. He’d been so used to shopping for Daniel whenever he moved into a new home that he’d picked up all the things a mortal lover would need and put them in his medicine cabinet despite the fact that Daniel had been gone from his life for years." In a chapter full of lines that made me INSANE, this one sent me to my grave. Of course Armand would keep getting all the stuff mortal Daniel would've needed, and would keep it in his bathroom unused for years, despite the fact that Daniel was neither mortal or actively involved with him at the time. And of course Daniel would find it there during his first night back in Armand’s bedroom in over twenty years. I’m fine this is f i n e 🥹

Armand avoding the word "dildo" and then Daniel being like "I know what you're trying to say pls stop trying to sound so formal" lmfaoo peak characterization moment 😮‍💨 if you ever decide to expand on this, please know that I'd be there in a second. It would feel extremely in character for them to continue exploring each other's (now both immortal) bodies in every way, shape and form after their reunion. Picking up right where they left off and all that.

Also, whenever I finish reading a chapter I usually read through the comments and nod my head in agreement all the way through and this time I noticed you mentioned Fareed's drugs in one of your replies and I was like 👀 I know it’s a popular trope in the fandom these days (and with good reason too lmao, Anne really did that huh) and I would LOVE to read your take on it some day if you're feeling up to it. It’s specially interesting when it comes to these two because there are definitely some vampires who’ve never explicitly expressed sexual desire for another or even the need to have a sexually intimate connection with their partners. It’s sensual/romantic without being overtly sexual and Anne was particularly great at writing that. But I don’t think it's the case with Daniel and Armand who were very explicitly erotic with each other and whose intimacy was one of the main driving forces of their relationship (and their relationship most likely suffered a great deal when they lost that element). And lbr neither of them would pass on the opportunity to smash like god intended them to. Even if only for old times’ sake like Daniel said. Armand would probably get sanctimonious about it for like two seconds and then would jump right into it. They're not NOT taking turns in fucking each other is what I'm trying to say lmao but I'll stop before I'm horny on main again!

Perfect chapter as usual, can't wait to see how you wrap it all up xoxo DA ❤️

Dungeon anon, I was wondering where you went!! 🥹

You're welcome for the suffering! Old habits die hard and idk i love to hurt over the idea of Armand still buying Daniel's favorite soaps and shampoos and stuff in the hopes that he'll come back to him one day and be comforted by seeing all these things. And Armand using them in the mean time as a way to feel close to the man he misses. I'm fine everything's fine I'm not miserable over this at all

I would LOVE to do a fic of them trying Fareed's weird ass vampire viagra out, like it's deifnitely on the list because you're right, Armand and Daniel do have a physical component of their relationship that seems to transcend typical vampire relations. Armand says over and over in TVA how much he believes in the good that is found in pleasures of the flesh, he's a carnal being and I see him hopping all over any new physical ways he could bond with Daniel.

(also not to get off track, but sometimes I do wonder how much of the intimacy seen in VC books is a deliberate choice about what happens when one becomes immortal, and how much of it was formed by 'it's the 70s/80s if you write mlm sex scenes that go beyond kissing these books will be hard to sell'. Because Anne had no qualms about that stuff in the sleeping beauty books, and finally in the late 90s started pushing that limit in VC with some of the scenes in TVA but. Anyways. Side bar over.)

But! As far the ~implement~ goes, just wait, it makes an appearance before the end of this story. And they are definitely flip fucking- everyone gets their turn in this universe, thank you very much 😌

(and please, DA, I think I speak for all of armandblr when I say you being horny on main is always a gift haha)

The last chapter should be out this weekend and I really, really hope you enjoy it ♥ I just gotta finish editing it.