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rip to a real one maggie smith we'll love you forever ♥

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Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

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the thing with chappell is that it’s important to be principled, it’s admirable to be outspoken, it’s a good thing that she’s saying what she’s saying in the space that she’s in. but you can’t be those things and also unprepared and unable to take care of yourself when your chosen profession is Public Person. i’ve never disagreed with anything she’s said but if she keeps taking it this hard then her team needs to figure out a way to change the way she currently operates otherwise her career is going to be short and have longterm damage

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you go to her #me tag and it’s just all these pictures of evil fish

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the thing about tumblr is that it is absolutely vital and optimal that you follow at least 2-3 gays obsessed with classic hollywood. you need to get at least a few posts per day about how actors named like Clyde Burton and Elizabeth Nape were LITERALLY FUCKING ON SCREEN despite the Hays Code in movies called The Boulderderry Bonanza or Ho, Giraldo! because it's good for you. it'll keep you cultured. it's like going to public music performances in the park except instead of music it's vociferous lamentations that the Technicolor process has gone extinct and male actors aren't all open-secretly bisexual anymore

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this is how i text people

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notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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this is how it feels to be childless and unmarried in work meetings btw:

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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Do you enjoy normal things

no

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i always hear about tennis but i never fucking know what the hell is going on with it it's always something like oh georg topolinis and ilya jonjovic were 3 sets in at the elite 3000 alan cuntis trophy masters when the chair ampere called for a serve and a slay and so on and so forth

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watching sports is so much easier than watching movies. no one asks you about the themes after the game. no pressure to write a quippy letterboxd review. you just have to kill yourself when your fave loses

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I need to experience a year of contemplative silence .

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