#fucking ludicrous

[spenglercore]

tfw your GP is concerned enough about your mental state to bring up the possibility of being admitted, but you've worked in the local psychiatric ward before and know exactly how horrific things are in there.

[stil-lindigo]

Ahmed Saad, a Palestinian man who had to jump through an insane amount of loops to get the funds necessary for escaping Gaza, is asking us all to donate to his friend’s family fund.

Mohamed is a hemophilia patient who needs access to medicine and to do surgery on his knees, his 11-year-old daughter also needs thigh surgery (she was supposed to do it outside Gaza in November but couldn't travel due to the border issues). Mohammed’s condition is worsening rapidly and, with Israel destroying the last functional hospital in Gaza, things are looking dire.

Please donate generously!

[perryparrotfish]

@kiddscove continued

Perry just returns Foxy’s grin with one of his own, showing off his usually hidden set of pointed teeth.

For all the flack the Fox got for his own chompers, it didn’t stop Fazbear Entertainment from continuing to give pretty much all of their animal mascots formidable mouths.....

Perry flicks at said rubber appendage playfully, the teeth marks were still more indents than actual tears at this point. If Foxy just left it alone and had his little visitors do the work for him, the parrot fish was sure the hook would be gone within the week.

Kids were rough. He would know, more than once he’d had some little shit pull at his tail or fins with intents to tear.

[sugarpenchant]

Additional fun facts about Barnaby Joyce include: in recent years his party has tried (multiple times!) to introduce drug and alcohol testing for welfare recipients

This week, the Labour prime minister stated that drug and alcohol testing for parliamentarians wasn’t necessary

Please tell me you've seen that footage of Barnaby sprawled over a planter box & swearing into his phone filmed overnight

Ladies and Gentlemen, the former deputy Prime Minister of Australia

[meowdei]

Sylus is literally the physical walking embodiment of “his eyes softened”

[peter-weir]

it’s really fucked how I, a childless full-time working adult on a fairly average wage cannot afford to buy a house or even an apartment in the city i was born (sydney australia). it’s fucked that a house in sydney today costs around 14 times my annual wage, when in 1995 (one year after I was born) the average house price was around 6 times the median annual wage. it’s fucked how i’d only be able to afford to buy a place if I shared finances with another full-time working adult (which i don’t), and that this is probably going to be a huge issue when I get towards ‘retirement age’ because the government basically doesn’t give a shit about you if you’re not a landlord with a nuclear family

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

Love the fact that everyone's acting surprised that the We-Dump-Shit-In-The-Water country has had an outbreak of There's-Shit-In-The-Water disease.

[dickgreyson]

okay yea i have no medical knowledge whatsoever and even i was like “well that doesn’t sound right” when i read that 😭

dude i kno this is a comic book and i keep typing out why its dumb in medical terms which is making me feel really really dumb bc who cares but u cant just lose 3L of blood, and also it wouldnt fix their problem anyway

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

youtube finally served me up a good video, where a linguistics professor gives an absolutely scathing debunk of the "everyone was affecting a fake accent in old hollwood" bullshit that has been the source of at least 3 ulcers for me. it's not looking good for the reading wikipedia at you crowd.

[morn1e]

since finishing all postaI games on 100% i have been so bored @ night now. i need 2 play p2 on a fucking guitar hero guitar or smth in hopes 2 feel smth

[juanabaloo]

if you want a SA free slam on Neil Gaiman- here you go:

Neil on his post today: "I've always tried to be a private person..."

Me: *spitting out my drink*

Me: "Neil Gaiman? The guy who has a fucking tumblr blog and posts under his own name? Get the fuck outta here."

[whosname]

OKAY OKAY I'll pay your stupid tax, fucking hell. Now, FREE MY MAN, IT'S BEEN LIKE A MONTH AND A HALF!!!!

[lobotomy-lady]

heheee my drugs come in da mail tomorrow exactly one week after my last order of the exact same thing but I got more than 5 doses this time . replacing my expensive ass kratom extract habit w/this for sure, I am so glad I found it before the fascist FDA inevitably bans it despite the fact that it has no known lethal dose, bc they apparently love it when people are overdosing on tranq in the streets instead

[moonshynecybin]

we all know abt vale infamously saying that he's not part of the mile high club but 'something a bit more easier'. first of all unhinged thing to say. second how do you think that when down in the rosquez universe. who initiated etc etc. btw let's ignore that vale said that in 2013

i’m thinking. joking response with kernel of truth. i’m thinking. why come to you when you all come to ME. ease of access. i’m thinking the mile high club is hard because you have to convince your partner that an airplane bathroom is a sexy space (flying scares the NUTS off of me so i personally think. ack.) and that seems a little high effort for the (at the time) casual hook up king valentino rossi. he can simply get pussy in other places. easily.

AND i’m thinking he’s never reallyyyy thought about it until marc. who wants it all the time and often in public because they don’t see each other much outside of race weekends. and he is on the same flight for someee reason (testing stuff? all week long casual fuck buddy vacation?? literally fate??) and it’s normal! until marc taps him on the elbow, leaves the pads of his fingers on the inside of the skin there. leans over to point something out, hot breath on vale’s cheek. doesn’t bother moving his knee away (i’ve never been in first class leave me alone if that’s not how it works) and marc’s not even TRYING to be sexy in fact he actually keeps trying to show vale stupid mountain biking videos on his fucking phone, but suddenly there’s a shiver running up vale’s spine and he can’t stop catching his eyes on the line of marc’s nose and thinking the most deranged thoughts in the WORLD and bouncing his knee up and down and it’s like. oh. that’s why people do this. okay. well i need to get inside him NOW. leans over to whisper to marc while he’s chattering away and watches the way his face changes. the way his pupils dilate. gets a hand on the strong muscle of his thigh. and OFF to tha bathroom they goooo

[loudmound]

that "when you were a woman" quote from that fucking article pisses me off so goddamn much because if you asked me a question with that phrase in it i'd pop you in the jaw bcs I WAS NEVER A WOMAN IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!