#fucking hell 🥵❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[j00stkl31n]

❤️‍🩹I’m gonna fucking pass out ❤️‍🩹

[toxicanonymity]

any way we could get more speakeasy!joel where reader is giving him a bj under the bar ? i miss him so much 💔

hell yeah, I love ultra horny Joel 🥵❤️‍🔥

under the table

850 / horny!Joel x f!reader

Warnings: I8+ mdni Oral (m) receiving, exhibitionism, non-degrading horny talk. Standalone drabble but can pick up from speakeasy teddy. The song ball and biscuit by the white stripes has speakeasy vibes to me.

A blues song is playing in the Speakeasy while the boys celebrate their return home from a long smuggling trip.  Joel is always insatiable when he gets back.  You're straddling him in a booth. You press your palm into the warm, firm bulge in his jeans and he thrusts into your hand as you slowly massage him.  “Sexy as hell,”  he growls behind your ear and gently bites your neck.  “Wanna fuck ya right here,” he whispers gruffly and all your blood goes to your loins.  He grabs your ass cheeks and yanks you closer again, preferring to pleasure himself with your body.  Your skirt is history - pulled up all the way over your ass.

He pulls down the strap of your lace teddy – the one he had you wear out in public.  He takes your breast out, feeling it gently, then harder, knitting his brows.  His other arm is around your back, bracing you as he rhythmically thrusts into the damp lace of your crotch. Joel's hardness between your legs makes you weak all over, and you’re getting the front of his jeans wet. He doesn’t mind at all. He feeds your nipple to his mouth and  hums “Mmm” into it, making you sigh.  Tommy looks back toward your booth and blood rises to your face. 

“Joel,” you whisper and he looks  up at you with his mouth still on your tit.  

“What?” 

You glance behind him and nod toward the boys. Tommy has looked away. Joel covers your nipple with his mouth and his eyes sparkle deviously. He does what he wants, where he wants, when he wants.  He’ll stop if you really want him to, but nah.  Not when you’re this turned on. You reach between you and unbutton his jeans.  “Go for it, baby,” he says.  You unzip him and take his hard cock out of his boxers.  It makes you salivate at first sight.  When he got home that afternoon, you were too busy fucking to admire it.  Your fingers face downward and you rub it a few times, then he yanks you closer again, putting your damp, needy crotch up against his hardness. You sigh then reach one of your feet back onto the floor under the table.  He raises an eyebrow knowingly. 

Joel’s horny eyes watch you the whole way down his body as you slowly make your way under the table and get on your pretty little knees.  He spreads his thighs wide for your access and gets close to the edge of the seat, slouching in the booth. You take his cock in both hands then hover over it.  You watch his denim shirt, turned on by how his belly rises and falls with heavier breaths as he feels the warm humidity of your breath on the tip. 

You suck the head into your mouth and he inhales deeply.  You look up at him as you swirl your tongue around it, then curl your lips over your teeth and suck more of him into your mouth, abandoning eye contact.  You suck in as much of his shaft as you can and firmly drag your tongue along the underside as you bob your head.  His hips lift, gently pushing himself into your mouth in rhythm with your masterful work.  You suck from the back of your throat and manage not to gag as his tip slides down, making him grunt and clear his throat to stop from choking on his own saliva. The sight of you down there makes his mouth water, too.

“You’re so damn hot, baby,” he murmurs and brings his hand to the back of your head, gently guiding you into him.  “Fuck, baby. You got the prettiest mouth.”  And he has the filthiest. 

You drag your lips up to tease the head again, swirling your tongue, sucking hard, then taking more of his shaft.  “Wish you were sittin’ on my face right now,” he says.  You wouldn’t put it past him to try 69 in the bar.  “Told you I’d be hungry, baby.”  He already went down on you an hour ago before fucking you stupid.  He reads your mind.  “Had me a snack, but I need a feast.” 

“Mmm,” you hum into his cock and he inhales deeply.  You add power from your tongue and suction from your throat and he shudders.  

His fingertips tense, pressing firmer into the back of your head.  You look up and can tell he’s close.  He can fuck your face if he wants. His thrusts intensify and his mouth opens into a lazy string of, “Mmmmmm… ohhhhhh,” not loud but not quiet. 

The chatter of the boys dies down for a second then picks back up.  Your mouth focuses on his tip while you wrap your hand around his shaft. “Fuck yeah,” he sighs quieter, still thrusting into your mouth. “Ready, baby?”  You hum your agreement, sealing your lips tighter.  His shaft pulses in your hand and mouth, and you quietly moan “Mmm,” as his cum hits the back of your throat. 

When he’s finished coming, his head falls back against the booth, looking absently at the ceiling as he strokes your head affectionately. You tuck him back into his boxers and zip up his jeans, then climb back into the booth and he puts your legs in his lap.  Tommy comes over and hangs his arm over the booth.  

“You know we got a bathroom here, right?”

Joel replies, “Thought ya said people need to use it.”  When he slides out of the booth to get a drink, the front of his jeans are still shiny.

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[wynndigogh]

Y/N: Raph, do you want to be the sun in my life?

Mikey: aw 😵😥😢😭

Y/N: shhhh Mike, not now

Y/N: so, big guy, what do you say?

Raph: sure. I'm da sun, because I'm fuckin HOT 🔥 🥵, right?

Y/N: yeah, you're hot.

Raph: 💪😁

Y/N: but, mainly it's because I want you to stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

Donnie: BWAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Mikey: oh danggggggg

Leo: 👀👏

Y/N: 😂😂😂😂 yall like that one? I saw that joke on insta.

Raph: oh, ya got jokes huh?

Raph: well, fuck da sun, I'm gonna be yer moon

Raph: prepare to see my scaly green ass cheeks pressed against yer windows every night.

Leo: Raph, your not doing that.

Raph: Da hell I'm not.

Leo: *sigh*

Donnie: Y/N, I'll help you hang some blinds.

Mikey: So, am I still your sun? 🥺🥺🥺

Y/N: yes, lil sunshine 🌞, you're still my sun, come on over and cuddle me, warm my skin.

Mikey: on my way SugarCakes!

Raph: ??? 🤨😧

Y/N: what can I say? Occasionally I like to be sun kissed 💋 😄

Raph: 🤬🤬🤬

Leo: Well played. 😆

[uchihaharlot]

Soooo, Madara fan is here, thanks for your last head canon about him. ^^

Can I get "what if Madara falls in love with the girl who is much younger than him (let's say he is 35? And she is 18 or 19). 😔🙏

Hello my little Madara nymphomaniac 🥵🥰 I did not forget you!! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥 Sometimes inspiration finds me at awkward times.

NSFW; mild grooming; age gap fuckery; consensual; he brings all the girls to the yard; obsessed.

— Madara is definitely the kind of man to go for green girls. The younger, the better. Though he won’t touch one that’s not an adult. He’s a pervert, not a pedophile.

— It’s not something he seeks out either, these types of situations work best if the girl comes to him. He is always accepting the warmth of a woman, especially if she’s fawning over him and such.

— Absolutely loves, loves, loves fucking them into stupid little babbling idiots. These are the kind of girls who just broke up with their first boyfriend and never had a real man inside of them. Probably never had an actual orgasm until he rearranges their pussy. H O L Y Mackerel, when he does lobotomize them with pleasure.

— Now this particular girl though, she’s fiesty and demanding. Knows what she wants. Rocks the boat just as much as he does. Actually has Madara on edge before he’s even ready to cum. And it’s not that she’s different from most girls her age, but damn if she isn't liquid katon in his palms and on his cock.

— Edging him to his heart and cocks content until he flips her over and fucks her rotten into his mattress. The sounds she makes are sweeter than any sakura tree in bloom. Filling her soft cunt to the brim until she’s panting his name over and over. With no end in sight, they fuck like they had been well acclimated to one another for years.

— At the end of their little tryst, Madara can't decide who is more desperate for more. Him or her? Several rounds ensue until the late early hours of the morning. By the time he wakes up she's gone, which is unusual. Madara will typically spent the next several hours coaxing these young girls out of his bed and off his cock. But her?

— She just door dashed his cock and slipped out under the radar. There's something arousingly unholy about this situation. That unregistered fear of missing out kicks in and, well, he's an Uchiha. They tend to fuck hard and fall fast—usually on their terms, but damn she got him good. How aggravating it is to Madara that the seemingly obtainable has slipped through his fingers. Its not that he really wants her, but he feels slighted by her ability to fuck now and talk later never.

— Ok, maybe he is a bit jaded. More than jaded, actually. Since feelings are like the common cold to an Uchiha, he goes about waiting it out...not today old man. For some reason, it's not his cock that aches for her return, but a deeper throb. One right underneath the ribcage that makes his throat lump up with a sense of forlorn and abandonment. So, with this...uncharacteristic and intrusive as hell mindset. Madara searches for her.

— Elicits the help of friends, under the guise that she stole something valuable of his (his poor Uchiha heart). Which, to him isn't necessarily a lie....but not the full truth. He's mad with lust, would be ignorant enough to call it love almost. But that's too soon. His corneas don't make this any easier, he replays their salacious night together over and over until he has every curve and speckle on her skin memorized. 10/10 jacks off to it.

— When they finally do cross paths again, the unfamiliar squeeze of his heartstrings is nearly as taut as when she had came all over his length those some nights ago. Madara will act as indifferent as he can, but fuck if he doesn't look like dog on the street. Eyes ravaging her fully clothed form as she stands before him.

— If falling into this sort of thing for her is something she will agree to, there is not a single place on this earth she can ever hide that Madara's affections won't follow and swallow her whole. She's basically going to be treated as acting Uchiha royalty, for as long as she is by his side. No other girl dare crosses paths with this woman and Madara is finding his feelings easier to accept than he initially imagined.

[doodlingaway]

Bridgerton S3 Thoughts So Far

I have approximately a million thoughts. They are not terribly well organized, but here we go.

(Spoilers ahead, obv)

I am obsessed with the Kanthony snippets. They have ruined me. Words cannot describe my joy and just the amount of flailing that I have done. THESE TWOOOOO I LOVE THEMMMM 🥰🫠

Specifically obsessed with the idea that they are just too horny to function and that's why they're not in most of the episodes. Go off, you sluts. ❤️‍🔥

THEIR HAND OBSESSION I CANNOT. Toying with a fic idea about this, I love it so much.

We knew this about Anthony, but love that they've solidified him as a man obsessed with eating out his wife, thank youuuuuu

Colin and Pen are so cute! I love them and am really digging how they adapted RMB so far. And THE CARRIAGE SCENE HOLY HELL 🥵

(But also RIP my dreams of virgin!Colin, what a hoe)

I low key love Lord Debling, he's so sweet. Not for Penelope at the expense of Colin, but like, I love him and kinda want him as a practical match for Cressida so she can escape her dumb family.

Speaking of Cressida, who else got queer vibes off the Eloise/Cressida friendship??? Granted I am not an objective observer, I have been stanning for a queer Eloise story since like day fucking one of this series, but like, come on. I don't love her and Eloise as a long-term match, but if this is how I can get my bb Eloise out of the closet, I am fully on board.

Penelope and Eloise!! 🥺 It hurts so much I just want them to be friends again! Tbh, this friendship rift feels like as much of a beating emotional heart of this season as the main Polin story, and I am HERE FOR IT. All for anything that shows that platonic love between friends can be equally important/impactful/heartbreaking/fulfilling as romantic love!

JOHN AND FRANCESCA!!! 🥰🥹🥺😭 Honestly, how dare they make me love them as a pair so much when we know what happens to him?? But I love what Hannah Dodd is doing with Fran and this makes me SO EXCITED (but scared) for her eventual season.

These storylines that I loved aside, there are TOO MANY UNNECESSARY STORYLINES. I like Will and Alice as characters, but I didn't need their storyline. The whole "Featherington sisters don't know how to fuck" was funny once or twice for comic relief, but I do not need a whole thing of it. I ADORE Ben, but like, what are we doing here with Lady Arnold? I fully support Violet getting some action and am intrigued by whatever the deal is with Lady D and her brother, but I could take or leave most of the Marcus Anderson stuff at this point. I just wish that they had cut a few of these and spent more time with Colin and Pen and/or Pen and Eloise (or I would never complain about more Kanthony, but I can acknowledge that they're not the focus of the season, so fine).

I'm super glad they took the note on season 2 not being horny enough and were like WE'RE DIALING IT UP TO 10 🔥 Everybody get you some action this season, we love to see it.

All of this said, I'm super enjoying it so far and DYING THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE MONTH FOR THE SECOND HALF! 🫠 Excited/terrified to see how they handle the Whistledown (wo)manhunt, and forever grateful for the romance genre where you know it ends in an HEA.

I'm off to write some fic to cope (and I hope you all do the same so I can enjoy yours!). And I would love to know others' thoughts - I've been loving to see everyone's reactions, even where they're different from mine!

[hellaversity]

GHOSTFUCKERS IS OUT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

And here are my thoughts.

I was NOT expecting Ghostfuckers to be an actual in-universe show about fucking ghosts, holy shit. Bethany Ghostfucker/Bathinee Goztfukr is an actual fictional character in the Hellaverse.

Blitzø mentioning he was never technically in a relationship with Stolas and they never will be was so sad. You'll get there, sweety... 😟

I did NOT need to see an old fat man in his underwear 🤢🤮

So Verosika's crew are still working in the same building as I.M.P. despite the whole parking space melodrama? I thought they would've chosen their own work place by now.

I'm glad Blitzø and Millie's relationship is expanded on in this episode. We finally got to see how they met and how Blitzø impacted Millie's life. I love the pep talk she gave him, which is something he really needed after taking one too many Ls this whole season. Overall, Blitzø and Millie's friendship is so underrated and I need more of it! 😭

For that matter, I also love Millie's character being explored more since Hell's Belles set the standard. The speech about how Millie feels like she's only good for killing and brute strength, but Blitzø made her feel appreciated outside of that. I hope the trend of Millie-focused content giving her more characterization other than being Moxxie's badass wife continues.

That scene of Blitzø hallucinating a bunch of deformed Millie clones talking shit about him scared the hell out of me.

That balding ghost guy was being super rapey with Blitzø, eugh.

I liked Moxxie and Loona's scenes, they were funny and it was nice seeing them not being extremely hostile to each other for once.

As much as I love Millie in this episode, it annoyed me a bit when she asked if Blitzø wasn't gonna stalk her and Moxxie anymore. He hasn't done that since Ozzie's!

I loved finally seeing Tilla on-screen in person for the first time.

That final fight scene between Millie and possesed!Blitzø was EPIC!

Since when did Vivian Nixon become Vivan Nixon Williams?

To top it all off this episode is amazing, easily one of my favorites. I take back what I said about Apology Tour, (I liked that episode a lot less ever since Blitzø antis started using it "prove" Blitzø is always the only one in the wrong) THIS is one of my top 5 now. Top tier. I love Ghostfuckers so much.

Last but not least :

🥵❤️‍🔥🍑

[ashisgreedy]

Okay so your Garreth audio got me thinking…

What if in that AU, Garreth was playing games online with the boys (Seb, Lee, Amit… whoever) and MC was watching him play. MC starts teasing Garreth, rubbing his thigh, moving their hand a little higher with each kill/win, he tries to swat their hand away which leads to them dropping to their knees under his desk.

They fiddle with his pants, and every time he shows that he’s enjoying himself it progresses, MC takes his pants off, then his undies, then starts jerking him off, ending it with head. He has to contain his moans, his needy little whimpers. He loses focus and mutes himself in voice chat, his hand reaches under the desk and his fingers grip MCs head, forcing his full length inside their mouth until he cums, the moans that would come from that man would be priceless.

Then once he’s composed himself, he would return to the game, but not before telling MC that it’s just one more round before he’s fucking them over this desk.

🫠 this dude ain’t paying his share of the rent in my head!

Goodness gracious! 🥵💦 This is hot as hell holy shit 🙏🔥

If you wouldn't mind, I would love to actually make an audio of this and see where I could take it 🥵 thinking about him trying to hold back his sound while voice chat with his friends. And your just teasing him and pleasuring him relentlessly 🫦👅💋❤️‍🔥

[spookyserenades]

Hiiii Dana, hope you're doing so so well!! So sorry I took so long to comments on this chapter, life has been a whirlwind lately (a good one but I can barely catch up)

I read the chap a while ago but I was in a hurry so I barely remember what I wanted to say, I will sit down to reread calmly soon but for now, here are a few things I do kinda remember:

First off, I'm SO glad y/n and Tae's relationship is a bit better, even if they still have a long way to go to get back to how they were. I feel like their interaction sort off put both of their minds to a bit of ease (and I mean a TINI bit) and they both deserve to be at ease in the house so 🥳 BABY STEPS 🥳

Second off, I just love Joon more and more as each chapter goes on😭😭 Idk if anyone else is gonna agree but his character gives me the energy that a Divine Masculine is supposed to give and I just absolutely adore when he's in any scene. He's very clearly getting more comfortable around y/n and establishing his role in her life and we LOVE to see it🥹 All the kisses for him🥰

Also Jungkook is obviously still a bit of an ass most of the time, but can we appreciate how he's been gradually getting softer with y/n?? Like he doesn't bitch at her much anymore and if he does it's very clearly a jokey joke😊 Also his interaction with y/n when his antlers fell off had me CACKLING the ugliest cackle in my life

As much as I love that they were able to cleanse the house of the BITCHES spirits😒 I feel like it's a bit too good to be true?? Like it was wayyyy to easy for the threats they were posing...I'm so scared that they'll come back even stronger to haunt y/n and the boys personally

Like y/n, baby, let's upgrade those protection spells around the house PLEASE😭😵‍💫

JIN IS SUCH A SWEETIEEEEEE😭😭😭 HOUSE HUSBAND MATERIAL FRRRRR❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 The way he's so willing to educate y/n on anything with no judgment, no matter how taboo or uncomfortable the topic is😫😫😫😫 PLEASE I LOVE HIM😩

Now...

YOONGI😫YOONGI💦YOONGI🥹YOONGI❤️‍🔥YOONGI🤤YOONGI👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨YOONGI🥵YOONGI🤰YOONGIIIIIIII💒💍💥

JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT MAN GOT ME PURRING AND CLAWING AT MY ENCLOSURE😭😭😭😭

AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH Y/N?!?!?!?! OMGGGGG HOLD ME DOWN AND SEDATE ME NOOOOW😫😫😫

Y/N LEARNING SONGS FOR HIM BROOOO YGMFU😭😭😭

AND WHEN HE OPENED UP ABOUT HIS PAST AND GOT SO SWEET SOFT AND EMOTIONAL THATS MY MAN😭😭😭

AND HIS REACTION IN THE RESTAURANT?! FUCK I CANNOT

MY SWEET ANGEL HOLY SHIT

AND THEN WHEN HE 👀🍆🍑💦?!?!

LIKE THE WAY HE

AND THEN HE

UUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH

RAVAGE ME SIR

I NEED HIM AND ITS UNHEALTHY

🙂 All in all, loved this chapter so much!! I can't describe in words how fucking amazing your writing is; every chapter just encapsulates me and sends me into another dimension. This series is no doubt the best series I've ever read of BTS and possibly any other fandom. Just absolutely incredible, so much love for you!!❤️

-🍒

HELLO CHERRY!! I am finally answering your lovely review of Chapter Eighteen I'm very excited! I also hope you're doing well, I agree life has been so so so nuts lately (cold kicked my ass and it's hot as hell out!) BUT I digress! We do what we can!

AH okay so Tae and Y/N in chapter 18... they DID seem to take a tiny step forward but yes hard agree they have a little ways to go. Relationships are complicated and with the added bonus of all of the boys being hybrids, things get sticky LMAO. Most of them aren't used to humans treating them, well, like humans, so I think that's why hybrids such as Tae or Joon struggle with communication. That said, Y/N has all the time and patience in the world to work through the hiccups with them!

Joon BUG 😭 He really turned out to be sUCH a softie. Literally all bark minor bite. YES YES I so agree with him giving Divine Masculine vibes!!! He's very protective and comfortable being in a role of dominance, but not in a toxic way. I think he's grown to really really care for Y/N, especially since they have begun spending more time together during the investigations with Jeongguk. The fact that Y/N is interested in nurturing his interests and sharing them means a lot to Namjoon, I believe ❤️

Jeongguk the brat! I do love his comedic relief though. He might not be quite as soft as Namjoon quite yet, but he's getting closer to a Hoseok/Y/N vibe where they're besties. I like that he teases her and she teases him right back, whereas with Hoseok, Y/N is a bit more bashful with his teasing 👀 LMAOOO I love when his antlers fell off like Y/N was holding his face and he was like "this is just an average spring afternoon" 💀

Yessss I've seen others say that the cleansing might have been too easy or good to be true. We shall see if any of the spirits come back to follow the Dream Team around, but the three of them are getting to be a force to be reckoned with. They also have a lifetime of adventures together 😉

HNNNNGGGGH DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SEOKJIN. I am so incredibly down Bad for him. He's just so incredibly happy to have a safe home, where he can do whatever he likes, and explore new hobbies. That aside, he's fallen for Y/N so deeply 🥺 Considering she offers him a listening ear free of judgement, he does exactly the same. Yoonjin are both the BEST house husbands.... does that make Jimin the garage dad??? LMAO

MIN YOONGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥰🥵💕💜 Bro is way 2 sexy. He knows how to hit all the right spots if you know what I'm saying.... oof and his way with words...... goot bye

His birthday might have been my favorite one to write, it was so personal for Yoongi/Y/N's relationship 😭 He realized how deeply she loves him, or was perhaps reminded of it, and he was all heart eyes the entire evening. Clearly, he trusts her so much now that he's willing to tell her everything about himself, even about painful memories (his mom's death). Their connection through music is very special. The whole thing was swoooooon AH when he kissed her in the restaurant 🥰🥰 THAT IS OUR MANNNN

AHHH I'm so so happy you loved that chapter it was a DOOZY! Thank you so much for reading, sending in an amazing review and all of your thoughts, and being so sweet and lovely to me all the time ❤️🥺 It means so much to me, Cherry! AHHH and you flatter me 😭😭 I just love that Trouvaille has brought us together and I love YOU! 🥰💕💕💕💕

[ipegchangbin]

okay pookie give me a moment to BREATHE

POOKS‼️‼️ when u said that a new fic is coming soon, i didnt think that it would be THIS soon‼️‼️😨😟🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫨🤧🤐😵

NO BC LIKE MY TUMBLR NOTIFICATIONS ARE FUUUUCKED UP 😡🤬🤬🤬 AND I HAVENT BEEN GETTING ANY OF UR NOTIFICATIONS‼️‼️😖😭😢😫AND WHEN I CHECKED MY LITTLE TUMBLR APP I SAW THAT U POSTED⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

OKAY POOKIE‼️‼️🙌 IM SO SORRY BUT RN IM PUTTING HEAVY LIFTING ON HOLD 💔💔💔😖😖 BC UR GIRL HAS NOOOOTTTT READ UPLIFTING YET IM SO SORRY‼️‼️😓😫💔😔😖💔💔😭🙏🙏

I WILL GET TO IT SOON I PROMISEEEE‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫

BUTT‼️‼️🍑

WHEN I SAW THAT MF ASK 😀😀😀

ABT CHEERLEADER HANNIE‼️‼️😀

Z NGEL I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMEONE POSING AS MEEEE 😭😭⁉️⁉️

BC I DONT REMMEBER SENDINJ THAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😀😓⁉️😭🤯🤯🫨⁉️😟

BUUTTT‼️‼️🍑 IT HAAAD TO BE ME BC WHO TF ELSE WOULD KNOW I BROKE MY PHONE BC OF A MF BIRD⁉️⁉️😀😥😰😨🤯🤯🤯

ZZZZ I WAS SO FUUUCKING DRUNK😵‍💫😵‍💫😵🍻🍾🥂🥴🥴 LIKR I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I WOKE UP WIYH MY FUCKING 728 B.C. ASS OF A LAPTOPPPP⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😭💀😭😭😀 I DIDNIT FUCIKING KNOW I SENT A WHOOOLLR LOOONG ASS ASK ABOUT PUSSY⁉️⁉️🙀😀😥😨🙀🙀😺 Z THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING‼️‼️😖😭😥😀😀😀😀🥊🥊🥊🥊 BUT NOT ON A KINKY LEVEL🥹😭😭😀😖😰😰 I APPLAUD 👏 U FOR READING THROGHT THAT ENYIRE ASK BECAUSE I COULD NOOOOTTT‼️‼️🤕🤕🔨IM SO EMBARRASSING IM SO SORRY😖😖😖💔🙏 BUT THE FIVE 5️⃣✋IMAGES OF MY ASK IS SENDKNG MEEEEE IT TOOK FIVR PICTURSZ 😭😭❓❓❓

BUT Z YOU DIS ME SOO MUXH JUSTICE‼️‼️🙌🙌🤧 THANK U BC UR WRITINF IS SOOOOO DELICIOUS ITS A CRIME‼️😡😡🤬😾

POOKIE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHER ETO START‼️‼️😓😓😥 WHERE DO I START⁉️⁉️😰😰😰

OKAY‼️ BUT THE VISUAL👁️👁️ OF HANNIE IN A MINISKIRT AND A LIL CHEER UNIFORM HAS ME FUCKING WEEETTTT🤭🥵🤯😻😻💦💦I NEED TO EAT THAT ASSS OUUUTTTT‼️‼️🙌🙌🍑😝💦🥰🥰

THE THOUGJT 💭💭OF HANNIE AS A FLYER WITH HIS WET PANTIES 💦 AND HAVING THE BASES AND U SEEING HOW MF WET🌊🌊🏄‍♀️🚣‍♂️ HE IS HAS MY BRAIN GOING HAYWIREEEEEZYWHBSIHB 😻😻😣😻🙌💗😫👁️🫠⁉️🫨❣️🫨🫨💕🫨‼️‼️🫨🥴🥴❤️‍🔥🫶🤧

AND PRESSING HIS VIBROATOR AGAISJY HIS CLIT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ZZZZZ YKNOW I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😻AND VIBRATORS IM SO OBESSED SJAKKWKEN‼️‼️😖😖😖💗💗

BUT PUSHING IT INSIDE OF HIM THATS CRAAAAZYYYYYY🤯🤯🤯 Z UR FUCKING INSANE‼️‼️‼️😫😫💗I LOVE YOU‼️‼️🫵😻❣️ LIKE PUSHING IT IN HIM AND HIS PUSSY JUST FULL ON GUSHING💦💦😽😼🙀🙀 IS CRAAAZZZZZYYYYY‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍🫶 IM SO IN LOVR Z😫😫😫‼️‼️🙌🙌❤️‍🔥

AND HIM CALLING U CAPTAIN⁉️ Z…….DO I HSVE A CAPTAIN KINK NOW⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

POOKS‼️ “he soaks your hand in his wetness even through his pretty panties, apologizing slightly even if it doesn’t seem to stop.” STOP 🛑✋IM RUNNING FUCKIGN LAPS RN 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨 SOAKING UR HANDS THROUGH THE MF PANTIES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀 HOW FUCKING WET IS HE⁉️⁉️⁉️😫😣💦I NEEEED TO EAT HIM OOOUUUUTTTTTT 😫❤️‍🔥🙁😜‼️‼️😝🫶😋I NEED TO FINGER HIM I JUST NEEEEED HIS JUICY MF PUSSSY‼️‼️‼️😝😝😼 AND ITS SO CUTE HOW HES STILL APOLOGIZING RVENTHO HE CANT STOP HIS PRETTY CUNT FROM GUSHING SIZHKWSMISKWNDJE 🥹🥹💗💗💗🥴😋😖🥹😣❣️🥰😊

“it sends him to a blissful place, and you can tell by the way he squirts out a little trickle of clear cum from his pussy.”

squirts.

SQUIRTS.

SQUIRTSSS⁉️⁉️

WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀🥊

I NEEED HIM TO SQUIRT💦💦 ON MY FACE‼️‼️ IN MY MOUTH😝‼️ANYWHERE OH MY FUUUUCKING GOD Z I NEEEED HIM😫🥰😫😖😣😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️⁉️

“so he lifts his leg above his head, fully exposing his juicy pussy to you.”

BARKBARKABRAKBEARKBARK 🐕🐕🐕🔊🗣️‼️‼️🔊❤️‍🔥💯🐕🐕🔥🗣️🗣️‼️

I FUCKING NEED HIM‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥THE VISUAL IS SO FFUCKING CRAZY‼️‼️🤯🤯🥴🥴🤧 IDK WHOS WETTER💦💦 ME OR HIM⁉️⁉️⁉️BC GODDAMN I NEED TO BURY MY MOUTH IN HIS PUSSY😝😝😜😛😋😼💪😼‼️

“as if it’s hell sent from heaven, you eat him out while he’s stuck in this position.”

YESSMAAM LETS FUCKING GO‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥IM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS RN ON THIS‼️‼️😁😁 I LOVE PUSSY SO MUCH‼️‼️😻😻ISTG I THINK IM PUSSYDRUNK 😖😖❤️‍🔥MY DREAM FUCKING HOME 🏠IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS 🦵🏠🦵I COULD LIVE IN BETWEEN THEM FOR HOOOOUUURRRSSS 🕖🕠🕚🕒🕧🕓AND EATING HIM OUT IN THAT FUCKING POSITION CRAAZZY BUSINESS RIGHT THERE‼️‼️😩😩😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 IM SO FUCJING INNLOVE I LOVE U‼️‼️😻🫵🫵

“the vibrator never stops whirring. your tongue is flicking his clit in critically hurried circular motions. then your lips lock in to suck his clit and it sends jisung over the edge. his walls are being used to the point he’s almost exhausted from pain, fatigue, exhaustion, pleasure, ecstasy.”

bye.

DECEASED.

THAT WHOLE FUCKING CHUNK OF TEXT IS A CRITICAL ATTACK TO MY FUCKJNG WELL BEING‼️‼️🤯😰😨😰😰I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT THROWN OUT THE WINDOW 👶🥊🪟AND CRASHED INTO A BRICK WALL 🧱🧱💥💥💥WITH A FUCKING SHATTERED SKULL🤯🤯🤯💀💀 BECAUSEE WHAAAATTTTT THE HEEEELLLLLLLL⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️EATINF HIM OUT WITH THE VIBRATOR STILL INSIDE IS CRAAZZYY BUSINESS‼️‼️‼️🙌🙌 AND THE WHOLE FUCKJNG FLICKING CLITS AND SUCKING CLITS ⁉️⁉️⁉️😩😩💕💕💕OMFG Z HOW DID U KNOW I LOVE CLITS THAT MUCH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯 I WANNA SPEND THE WHOOLE DAY MESSING AROUND WITH JUST HIS CLIT‼️‼️😫🤗🤗🤗😜😜 I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️ I THINK THWYRE SO CUTE‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰 THE C IN CLITS STANDS FOR CUTE🫶 U CANT CHSNGE MY MIND😁😁‼️😋😋❤️‍🔥🔥😋😋

“please! i’ve been a good boy! please c-captain!”

IM SO FUCKING FERAL‼️‼️👹👹👹👹

WHAT THE FUCK⁉️⁉️IM LIKE A RACCOON ���🦝WITH RABIES👹👹 THIS IS LIKE A FUCKING TRIPLE 3️⃣ ATTACK 🥊🥊 TO ME “please” + “i’ve been a good boy” + “captain” WHAT TBE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL Z 🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️ARE YOU TRYING TO FUXKING KILL ME RN⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀🔫IM FUCKJG COLLAPSING AND SINKING LIKE THR DAMN TITANIC‼️🌊🌊🚢🚢🌊SOUWJOANEJEJZKWNRH IM GENUINELY TWEAKING RN I NEED HIM SO BAD😫😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️

“he creams all over your fingers and squirts all over your hands and face.”

creams.

squirts.

CREAMS⁉️

SQUIRTS⁉️

CREAMS AND SQUIRTS⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FINGERS⁉️⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FACE⁉️⁉️⁉️

HUHHHHHHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

WHAT TJE HELL‼️ IM GOING FUCKING INSANEEEW‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯WHAT TBE FUCK Z⁉️⁉️ GIVE ME A MOMRNT TO BREATHE☝️🫁🫁🫁EVERY FUCJING PARAGRAPH JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER‼️‼️😩😩💕💕 HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀

I NEED TO START LAPPING UP ALL OF IT LIKR A DAMN DOG 😝💦🐕‼️‼️BC “his juices are sweet and savory”

WHAT.

BYE 🚪🚶‍♀️IDK ABT U BUT IM GOING IN FOR A ROUND TWO 😁😁👍HIS PUSSY IS LIKE A WHOLE DAMN FIVE STAR ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️GOURMET MEAL 🍽️ AND IM GONNA FUCKING GET A SECOND2️⃣✌️ SERVING🍽️🍽️😋😋😋‼️🙌

Z IM SO FUCKING OBESSESSED WITH THSI FIC‼️‼️🤩🤩💞I LOVE YOU SO MUCH💖💖💓 ALL THE KISSES TO U POOKIE 😽😽💋💋💋❣️🫶HOW DO U WRITE SO WELL POOKIE⁉️⁉️✍️📝 WHAT IS UR SECRET⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

WAAAAIIITT 🛑✋🚦WDYM U MIGJT MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME⁉️⁉️ FOR MEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀👈⏪ WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN HONOR⁉️🏅🎖️ ALL I DO IS DROP MY HORNY🦄🦄 THOUGHTS INTO UR INBOX✉️➡️📥📨 SO DONT DO ANYTHING I DONT DESERVE IT POOKIE😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

BUTTT🍑‼️ THIS FIC WAS SO DELICIOUS😋😋😋🍽️ IVE READ IT LIKE TEN 🔟✋🤚TIMES ALREADY😻😻TY FOR THE FOOD 🍔🍟🌭🍕🍰🥤🍽️ I WANNA SCISSOR ✂️👯‍♀️WITH HANNIE SOOO BAD AND HEAR HIM WHINE AND WHIMPER OHHHH MYYYY GOOOD Z‼️‼️😫😫😖IM GONNA START READING UPLIFTING AND HEAVY LIFTING SOON 🔜 SO BRACE YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER LONG ASK SOON‼️‼️😋 I LOVE YOU POOKIE😻😻🫶

POOKIE ANON I LOVE U 😭😭😭 sorry it took me a bir i forgot to reply SHHSHSHSSHDHHA

see thats why i hate tumblr notifs because i NEVERRRR get anything so i just turned it off (and i subsequently forgot to reply bc of that IM SO SORRY POOKS 💔💔) either way im so glad u check in on me and my content anyway ^_^ it means the Worldddd to me AND UR MESSAGES even if u send it on a fuckass laptop or not IDCCCC as long as ure here <33 yieee

and no rush + no worries not reading heavy lifting & uplifting yet!!! theyre both kinda long and just full of changbin filth HAHAHAHAH i understand but thank u once again for expressing interest in it 😁

ANYWAY BACK TO THE FEEDBACK THAT MATTERS!!!

u were the catalyst for cheerleader sungie…so i only have u to thank ☝️ ure a real one for suggesting him in his cute miniskirt and pigtails like the vision was visioning hard!!! AND YES FLYER HANNIE because everybody even his teammates have to see his pretty little pussy !!! ESPECIALLY CAPTAIN Y/N !!!

i played around with the captain petname becaude idk it was just fitting! and im so happy u enjoyed it cos i kinda ur enjoyment in mind 😁😁😁 same with the vibrator shenanigans LMAO i thought it would be nasty and messy to shove the vibe inside and IM GLAD IT PAID OFF ><

seems like not only sungie is affected by y/n’s antics but YOU TOO ?!?! hannie squirting and creaming and gushing and bring ass wet and disgusting was something i wanted to achieve so 😋 LAP HIM UP RIGHT NOWWWW u deserve all that pussy juice

“MY DREAM FUCKING HOME IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS” I CANT STOP LAUGHING POOKIE ME TOO. lets be roommates (by that i mean taking turns eating hannie out) (also very very Happy that you liked the Triple Attack because they were very specific punches to the dick gut that i wanted to let out!)

and yes pookie!! after i go on this 5 day vacay im definitely gonna post smth for u >:)) STAY TUNED BECAUSE ILY !!!

thank u as always pookie anon 🫂 my anon of all time

[jeonjcngkook]

How are you sweet? My sincerest condolences to you and your loved ones. Also this new era of JK is truly something else, I’m at a complete loss.

hello bby!! im doing okay. thank you for the kindest words; ive had my time to grieve so i’m thankful for that❤️‍🩹

AS FOR JUNGKOOK LATELY?????? FUCK IVE GONE PAST COMPLETE LOSS INTO UTTER DEVASTATION MODE NFHFSHFSJFSJFSJF;8:85;85,9)!???!!/?/£&:

^^^^^ THIS IS FUCKING INSANEITSJFZJFZ !!!!! HE LIVES IN MY HEAD RENT FUCKING FREE!!!!! THE LEATHER COLLAR !!!! THE HAIR !!!! THE TATTOOS !!!!!! THE FIT !!£/&:£)!!!!!!! HE IS SO 90s GRUNGE I CAN FEEL THE FLUTTERING ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

AND THE 180 SWITCH FROM 90s HEARTTHROB TO JAMES BOND AGENT IN THAT DELICIOUS RALF LAUREN SUIT 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 MY MIND IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL 😵‍💫

AND HERE ???7?(8?92*%~+%,*%,$>,$>,*!.!/!&/€=\+>yxiyoubpktjsosne AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE’VE GONe FROM JAG JK TO ROLCE ROYCE JK DRIPPING IN JEWELS 💎💎 I. AM. ON. MY. FUCKING. KNEES.

i have ascended. i have been to heaven and hell in the last 12 hours ⛓️🫠🗣️❤️‍🩹 …… and u? 🖤👀

[melis-writes]

I was never a Ryan Gosling girl before but right now he is just fucking fine as hell 🔥👌🏻🤌🏻

Ryan Gosling is a fine ass man. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Excited to see him in Barbie this week!! 🥵

[catb-fics]

ALL OF THE T IN THE PARK THINGS YOU JUST POSTED AAAAHHHHH SO SO HOT FUCKING HELL VAN ❤️‍🔥🥵❤️‍🔥🥵❤️‍🔥🥵❤️‍🔥🥵

He looked so good that day and I swear the person who filmed this gig deserves a special place in heaven for capturing it 🥵🥵🥵

[colethewolf]

Cole, have you see Hoech new pics form the recent Con? He is looking so good and big 🥵❤️‍🔥 that's how I imagine Daddy Derek in the movie

Yessss he looks fucking hot as hell!!!

[magicshopaholic]

Namjoon and kaya are so unbelievably sexy ughhhhhh 🥵🥵🥵🥵 even when they are just talking on the phone it's like they're oozing sex. the underlying flirting and chuckling GOD i felt like i was listening in on a private conversation but couldn't stop. i love them your honor i really really do and i want them to get married and have so many babies (and read the baby-making process ofc) ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 they are 100% that mom and dad that sneak away during the neighborhood barbecue to fuck in the kitchen i'm so jealous i'm gonna cry 😭😭😭😭😭

Hahahaha but you are so right because I felt that even while writing it?? They had that mutual intimacy practically from the moment they met and are just so crazy attracted to each other. Idk about married and babies yet (i mean, they'll do at least one of those?) but they do have a little self-control to stop themselves from fucking in public - like, I think Tae and Dilara would be the couple that would fuck in the kitchen 👀 Namjoon and Kaya would however tease the hell out of each other in public until they're so so needy for each other by the time they get back home.

[rmd-writes]

Rae. Rae!!!! RAE!!!!!!

I finally read soon and HOT DAMN!!! 🥵🥵🥵 It was delicious as always ❤️‍🔥

I was very fucking glad about the mandatory masks on trams today because it really helped my poker face 😂

I also wanna applaud you for staying in the 100 word frame…HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!?!

Thanks B!

In answer to your question, I managed staying within 100 words with great difficulty! It took a fair bit of editing, and I got pretty god at judging when I was close to the limit for each chapter, but it did mean leaving things I’d normally include out

[heavyhitterheaux]

First of all, I’m glad you’re okay, we spoke privately and you know I was worried as hell 😞

Can we talk about dedication though? You were set on going to see hubby and you did THAAAT.

Second of all- YOU LOOKED FUCKING HOT 🥵 like miss ma’am 😮‍💨

Third of all ANON I KNOW YOU’RE NOT BEING FOR REAL????

BECAUSE WAS THAT SHIT NECESSARY???

YALL LOVE TO COME FOR US ON HERE WHEN WE JOKE, JOOKEEEEE ABOUT CALLING URB/JACK OUR HUSBAND. BUT ITS OKAY WHEN THE TWITTER GIRLIES ACT ALL OBSESSED AND FEEL PRIVILEGED TO THEM AND THEIR FRIENDS????

THE MATH AINT MATHING…….

BFFR 🙄

Like have you never seen someone and talk to your friends and be like “that’s daddy.” Or “that’s my man” AS A JOKE????

Anon you talk about us needing help, but you’re over here sending hateful shit to people you don’t even know, get off anonymously and show the fuck up.

Like I’m tired of y’all coming for people and being bothered by the way we want to spend our money or our fucking time.

Going to shows and doing whatever we want on here is a type of escape for some people.

You got me fucked up.

You want to bitch at someone for just having fun.

Take that stick out of your ass and live a little. Shit just say you’re mad my girl went through all that and STILL managed to make it to the show. Say that you’re mad because you didn’t get tickets. Or fuccckkkk, say that you’re just a hating as person and move on.

No reason to come on someone’s page and leave hate. It’s about to be fucking 2023

STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT!!!!!!

I GOT FUCKING TIME TODAY!!!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

I bet that was one of them bird app girls. Because ain’t no way a mothafucker…….

Okay, I’m done.

Boo, you know I got you and you have plenty people on here who have your back as well

Remember

YOU A BOSS! 👏🏼

YOU A BAD BITCHHHH 👏🏼

YOU ARE THRIVING 👏🏼

YOU ARE A QUEEN 👏🏼

I love you 🫶🏻😘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Thank you for this Jess

Love you bad 💕

Let them be miserable, still going to keep being myself and I'm not changing for anyone