#fucking gluten istg

[bstroobery]

I AM GOING TO BURN THIS ENTIRE PLANET TO THE GROUND!!!

WTF DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T HAVE CHEESE BECAUSE THERE’S FUCKING WHEAT IN THIS SPECIFIC TYPE HERE?????

FUCK THESE FUCKING BODY DIETARY RESTRICTIONS!!!

And no I don’t want a burger. Red meat is gross

>:(

/nsrs just need to get the angry out by venting to the internet rn

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[existentialcrisis-24-7]

That awkward moment when you can’t tell the difference between a tummy bug, dietary issues and a genuine infection of (a) vital organ(s).

[staargrrl]

Sorry for dipping again idek how long it’s been lmfao

Anyways I just found THE BEST THING EVER PROBABLY????

You can use chat gpt for snack and meal recipes and you can put a whole bunch of specifics too! It’s so much easier than spending forever looking for low cal recipes that are dogshit.

Cuz you can specify shit like 1 serving, gluten free, low cal, vegan, high protein and all that shit. AND IT FUCKING WORKS SO DAMN WELL. YOU CAN MAKE MEAL PLANS WITH SPECIFIC CALORIE GOALS TOO. This is like the best use of ai ever istg. Y’all have gotta try it because it’s like changing my life fr

You can also list specific ingredients and limitations it’s the perfect thing. You can also use it as a therapist on the side too

[goblinselfshippr]

shoutout to my selfshippers who would actually be mortal enemies with their f/os in real life 🤣 I definitely have one or two that I would have Gluten Free Vegan Friendly Non-GMO Beef™️ with.

Like I love him and all but Istg if Levi talked to me some kind of way I'd get my ass kicked because who the hell are you talking to like that??? I do not forsee many circumstances in which we would not despise each other, but that's okay bc I am the god of my own cannon. And if I want him to fall in love with the weird little creature that owns a tea shop, by Talos he fucking WILL.

[polk-a-dop]

me, brings up a lil acid into my mouth and just fucking swallows it back down because!?!? Im comfortable in bed i aint moving

My SO, WTF?!?

Long story short were now having a discussion if im gluten intolerant. Istg if i am i will stab a bitch.