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the-immortal-restless · 4 months ago

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YALL ARE CRUEL

“THE WHAT?” I HEAR YOU ASK

#casey jones #casey jr #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #fucking dumpster babies #rise donatello #rise leo #rise mikey #rise donnie #rise raph #rise rapheal #rise leonardo #rise michelangelo #ao3 #ao3 fanfic

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charmac · 17 days ago

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#somehow its never about the actual sex #oh dennis...#iasip #sunny scripts #sunny 3 #dumpster baby #dennis reynolds #i wont apologise for using the screencap of dennis fucking its necessary

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frnkiebby · 6 months ago

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oh jesus fucking christ~🎃

#not the baby blue knit cardigan over the plaid flannel #oh i’m fucking done for #just fucking grave posting #i am rotting in my dumpster fire #this is #i am not okay #very much decidedly NOT okay #fuck #someone pls send help #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 6 months ago

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i could talk for hours abt the differences between itafushikugi and sashisu but ultimately it comes down to the former being the cutest little bunnies and the latter being dirty raccoons you find in a trash can outside of your apartment complex

#if you get it you get it 🫡🫡#sashisu are ALL soggy little losers #emotionally constipated meowmeows #they’re sooo similar and i truly believe they’re the only ones who can fully stand each other #(said w immense affection)#but itafushikugi are just . soooo . precious. they have flaws and their own emotional constipation but it’s not NEARLY as bad #itafushikugi are your beloved childhood friends who you cry with and laugh with no matter how much time passes #sashisu are . different variations of the homoerotic codependent situationship you form in high school and never move on from #like . sashisu are all extremely kind people. they just happen to also be fucked in the head #one day i’ll make a more serious post abt this bc i think it’s so interesting and compelling and heartwarming #to see the gap between gojo’s generation and the next when it comes to emotional vulnerability and destigmatization #but for now i’ll just leave it at this 😭#my beloved little dumpster babies <333 #ari noises ✩

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ash-and-starlight · 2 years ago

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mom was right nobody ever helps in this fucking house

#feeling murderous today <333 #literally why am i the idiot fuck who always ends up deep cleaning the house #bc if not my roomies are happy to let it turn into a dumpster hello???#at least today i discovered that if i loudly announce ‘i WANT TO CLEAN THE HOUSE’ from three days in advance #one of them might feel spiritually moved to put away the dishes. baby steps. leading by example etc etc #(sadly obviously it’s the girl the boy will Not do shit ever i fear)#‘can i use the bathroom one sec?’ my faggot in christ do you Not See i’m elbow deep in the toilet you want to shit in???????????????? die #retroactively apologizing to my mom she’s never been wrong once in her life she suffered more than christ #and now i’m following the same path cleaning after ppl my age 🫡🫡#send post

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lovesickeros · 2 years ago

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im back for my monthly delusion and its alice this time BECAUSE WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE TALK ABOUT HER. OR RHINEDOTTIR. extremely powerful witches who are probably on equal power level to an archon just vibing and committing war crimes.

#self aware genshin impact #self aware genshin #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau #alice #rhinedottir #im so normal abt them btw!!!!#i love both platonic alice + romantic alice bc i have mommy issues but also im a lesbian #i just think the unhinged absolutely batshit adventurer who blew up stormterror's lair bc she felt like it is. pretty :)#also she collects kids like pokemon cards shes perfect for sagau. yoink!! new child. oh your literally g-d??? anyway. baby :)#be nice to klee > alice adopts you bc you were nice to klee > ??? > profit #what r the archons gonna do??? fight alice?? she blew up mond bro she will not spare your nations!!!!#g-d forbid rhine get in on it too now you got two morally bankrupt scientists ready to invent nuclear weapons 2 beat you up!!!!#(we r ignoring that rhine will treat you like a glorified lab rat bc shes Curious bc g-d forbid women have hobbies smh /j)#alice holding reader like a wet kitten she just found in the dumpster: her rhined-#rhinedottir: no #welcome 2 the most fucked up family on teyvat!! we have two absent moms who do morally dubious experimentation!!!!!#we support morally fucked up women in stem in this household #okay gn i will actually shut up now zzzzzzzzzz #(i am ignoring that it is 2pm. n e way.)

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littencloud9 · 12 days ago

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i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH

#can you tell i just watched the dumpster battle movie #[deep breath] AHHHHHHGGGGHHFHFHFJJFJGKG #ALL THE INTERACTIONS WERE SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭😭#baby kuroo… i forgot how much i adored kuroo oh my god. TEARS IN MY EYES #HES SO FUCKING LAME #he was an emotional wreck this movie. had me giggling #his ass wld NOT leave tsukki alone HELP #omg and bokuto yachi interaction <3 #HINATA AND INUOKA I LOVE U SO MUCH #kenma…. this truly was the kenhina movie nobody talk to me #and the mini scene of kuroo and daichi pointing at each other. I DIED!! I DIED!!!!#ourghhhhhh I LOVE THEM ALL SO DEARLY #also the detail of nishinoya moving out of the way when he saved the ball was great. loved that #SUGA 😭😭 HE WAS GOING INSANE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO DEARLY #okay tbh i didnt expect the match to end like that but it’s fine. i was immediately distracted by the FEELS #ALSO OMG. GOSHIKI AND TENDOU WERE SO FUNNY LOL #AND AND NEKOMA THIRD YEARS 😭😭😭 KUROO AND YAKU TEARING UP 😭😭 THEM HUGGING EACH OTHER #IM SOOOO ILL IM SO FUCKING ILL #also the kurodai hug and the kuroo thanking tsukki I FEAR I KEEP WINNING #did i mention the kuroken flashbacks. oh my god. they were so CUTE #BABY KUROO TALKING TO KENMA’S DAD AND HE WAS JUST SO SMALL AND ENTHUSIASTIC UGH 🥹😭#wow. i need to die #wait also. giggles. the kenhina knife scene. 10/10 gayest shit in hq #ahhhh i LOVE THEM #NEKOMA SECOND YEARS TOO. FUKUNAGA U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME #anyway u guys shouldve seen me. i was going insane. i was losing it every scene #OH AND THE CREDITS?? kuroshou I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE #‘gotta take a pic to show mika’ this too is kuromikashou or whatever their ship name is #this was the kenhina movie first and the kuroo ship galore movie second /j #anyway i need to go lie down now goodbye

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moved-2-coyotejone-s · 1 year ago

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i think it would be fun if cj was a clone of cassandra.

#like i LOVE the dumpster baby angle. i love it so much like she just so happened to find a baby in the dumpster that looks like her #and i'm neutral on him being her biological son bc it's the most realistic version but that makes it less fun for me #but i think it'd be SO fucking funny if he was just. her clone. like a PROPER clone that started as a baby and everything #like donnie was like 'hey i'm working on cloning in case of a disaster scenario you wanna donate some dna for that?'#and she went 'fucking ABSOLUTELY where do i sign'#and the experiment was a MASSIVE failure EXCEPT for cj like he was the only one who lived #and even then he was a sickly child but he pulled through somehow #so now casey just has a clone son thing #and this was like early on in the apocalypse too so #anyway i think that's my headcanon now #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt movie #rottmnt casey jones #rottmnt casey jr #rottmnt casey junior #casey jr rottmnt #casey junior rottmnt #casey jones rottmnt #casey jones jr #casey jr #casey jones #spaghetti wall

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comfymoth · 1 year ago

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sometimes the only way to deal with your job is to imagine your little blorbos doing it. and then just get way too invested in that

#bakery au……… yeah #quackity and roier r front counter Of Course. jaiden too probably #luzu’s a baker so by the time quackity clocks in for opening he’s already been there for four hours and is fully zombified #quackity talks his ear off anyways. it’s a friendship! sorta #cellbit’s the regular who comes in orders a coffee and stays all day working on something on his laptop #and everyone thinks he’s a freak because who goes to a bakery for coffee. their coffee fucking sucks. why does he stay *all day* Is he crazy #they all take turns making up stories about what it is he seems so hard at work on #and the eggs in this aren’t real kids they’re like. pets.#probably cats cos i said so #tilin is a stray cat that lives under the bakery dumpster that quackity’s been feeding #bobby is jaiden’s spoiled little baby who knocks over all roier’s things #(they’re roommates btw cos they have to be)#and um. yeah i should like shut up now. probably #before i start telling you about what kind of shops are next door to them and who works there and blah blah blah

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sandsurged · 7 months ago

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i said that once and i will again

lots of you would not survive even one month on PokeFarm with this attitude towards staff and changes

#flight rising #as someone who unfortunately plays pokefarm Q. their staffs attitude is So Fucking Abhorrent lmao #head admin acting like any complain about the ridiculous sprite changes or somethong is a death threat and emotional manipulation #and then hiding behind 'ummmm im Autistic and I Cant Read The Tone' after backlash #refusing to implement block option and deleting the pms bc 'it will encourage abuse' like. what.#fr staff does not compare to this dumpster fire. fr staff is MILD. baby shit

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dykestache · 1 year ago

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ate in every sense of the word yesterday

#the boys got sweet potato and roasted unseasoned chicken legs for dinner 🥺😭#oscar def ate his fair share of chicken legs outta the dumpster in the past tho he went to TOWWNNNN and cleaned it to the bone #WITH ONLY THREE TEETH #i love him so much. fucking insane tiny baby. jeremy is left hes right in the pic btw !#jeremy #oscar #photo diary #elfies #dakota #food tw

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thepunkmuppet · 1 year ago

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wait wait wait so if cordelia was already possessed by jasmine. and that’s the justification for why she slept with connor. then why tf did she need to sleep with connor in the first place??? I mean it’s still a stupid and gross plotline regardless, but SHE WAS ALREADY POSSESSED so they didn’t need to have sex for jasmine to exist inside cordelia! and I know the plotline exists because charisma was pregnant, but surely it would be more spooky just to have her suddenly be pregnant after spin the bottle?? ik that’s very similar to fred and illyria but like… that is literally what happened! why did they need to have sex to make jasmine if she was already possessed by jasmine it’s not like jasmine is an actual physical baby she’s a weird spiritual glowing octopus thingy that becomes a grown ass woman so wtf was the point of the scene that scarred my youth I DONT UNDERSTAND

#angel the series #ats #cordelia chase #ats connor #connor angel #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #buffyverse #angel season 4 #ats season 4 #also the whole thing of “vampires can’t have babies so connor was made by jasmine to be able to bring about her birth”#like girl if you can make an impossible baby WHY NOT MAKE DARLA GIVE BIRTH TO YOU????#istg the jasmine episodes are really good but everything leading up to it is a fucking dumpster fire and I HATE IT

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master-gatherer · 1 year ago

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Having grimace thoughts in this chilis tonight

#he was so sad #it was his birthday and he was so sad #just the thought of little baby grimace making a special shake to share with everyone on his birthday #but b/c of whatever the fuck he is normal people cant handle it #its so saf you guys 😭#im definitely getting a grimace shake i dont care if i have to dig one out of the dumpster at mcdonalds im getting one

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asleepinawell · 1 year ago

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oh boy! just what I always wanted!

#you could say it was my...heart's desire....game over #I seem to have four characters now with which to do each ambition #whoops #fallen london #flmp #mp #I was gonna wait to make the last one but I figured night as well get them that hollowmas #stuff and then put them on ice for a bit if it was too many to handle #so they have a weasel that has higher stats than they do rn lol #they've been in the neath five hot seconds and already have a destiny #they don't even know what the liberation of night is and yet #mysterious destiny dream: ur gonna fuck up some mountain with a borzoi #baby neather who is still eating out of a dumpster and could get killed by a stiff breeze: wack!

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yoshistory · 1 year ago

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awhile back my roommate stopped using the shared trashcan and started just putting bags and bags of trash in their room to fill up and take out later and was doing this for months and at the same time i stopped methodically cleaning everything in the house constantly cause i was the only one. cleaning always. so i cleaned just not Daily like he wanted me to. and exactly as these two things collided just. cockroaches everywhere. great.

#everyday i take out one cockroach at the very least #i mostly see the baby ones and those i will just kill sorry lil guys #but i just caught one that was laying an egg RIGHT in my fucking cats water dish #im glad i caught it before it laid it but like god damn #i really hope the new apartment (22 days!!!!) is cleaner than this place. depending on the neighbors and how old the building is #hopefully they dont have a bugs issue over there. hopefully i dont BRING one #for reference i would take out the trash like daily or every other day at the very least #he would load their shit up for MONTHS until she had a haul of bags they could bring to the dumpsters all at once #it sucks cause like b4 i moved in she used to just not do the dishes and do them as he needed to #which i also started doing and.... did not help with the bugs issue #Texas has different bugs than Jersey does. its weird cause the bugs here are larger which is kind of helpful #instead of having an infestation of lil bigs you get like a bunch of bigger bugs you can easily see and deal with. which i prefer #much more manageable

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i-eat-lip-gloss · 1 year ago

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Well, time to get ready for school (I'm getting ready early since I didn't sleep a wink last night ans I'm getting bored. I'm supposed to wake up at 5:30 am, but rn its 5:02 am for me)

Kill me

When I get home I'll tell y'all how it went (maybe doodle dump too)

#dreamy talks #sad dreamy #upset dreamy #semi sleepy dreamy #angry dreamy #dreamy's school diary #kill me #when I pass this one kid (my/the entire school's bully) I feel genuine FEAR. My heart starts pounding and my breathing gets fast n heavy #this fucking shithole dumpster fire of a school needs to die #like I'm actually scared of him. For future ref gonna call him Damon #Also most the doodles will be Cherry Tart since they're my lil comfort baby that has saved me from breaking down #dreamy's bye bye tag

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