#fucking dumpster babies

[the-immortal-restless]

YALL ARE CRUEL

“THE WHAT?” I HEAR YOU ASK

[charmac]

[frnkiebby]

oh jesus fucking christ~🎃

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i could talk for hours abt the differences between itafushikugi and sashisu but ultimately it comes down to the former being the cutest little bunnies and the latter being dirty raccoons you find in a trash can outside of your apartment complex

[ash-and-starlight]

mom was right nobody ever helps in this fucking house

[lovesickeros]

im back for my monthly delusion and its alice this time BECAUSE WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE TALK ABOUT HER. OR RHINEDOTTIR. extremely powerful witches who are probably on equal power level to an archon just vibing and committing war crimes.

[littencloud9]

i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH

[moved-2-coyotejone-s]

i think it would be fun if cj was a clone of cassandra.

[comfymoth]

sometimes the only way to deal with your job is to imagine your little blorbos doing it. and then just get way too invested in that

[sandsurged]

i said that once and i will again

lots of you would not survive even one month on PokeFarm with this attitude towards staff and changes

[dykestache]

ate in every sense of the word yesterday

[thepunkmuppet]

wait wait wait so if cordelia was already possessed by jasmine. and that’s the justification for why she slept with connor. then why tf did she need to sleep with connor in the first place??? I mean it’s still a stupid and gross plotline regardless, but SHE WAS ALREADY POSSESSED so they didn’t need to have sex for jasmine to exist inside cordelia! and I know the plotline exists because charisma was pregnant, but surely it would be more spooky just to have her suddenly be pregnant after spin the bottle?? ik that’s very similar to fred and illyria but like… that is literally what happened! why did they need to have sex to make jasmine if she was already possessed by jasmine it’s not like jasmine is an actual physical baby she’s a weird spiritual glowing octopus thingy that becomes a grown ass woman so wtf was the point of the scene that scarred my youth I DONT UNDERSTAND

[master-gatherer]

Having grimace thoughts in this chilis tonight

[asleepinawell]

oh boy! just what I always wanted!

[yoshistory]

awhile back my roommate stopped using the shared trashcan and started just putting bags and bags of trash in their room to fill up and take out later and was doing this for months and at the same time i stopped methodically cleaning everything in the house constantly cause i was the only one. cleaning always. so i cleaned just not Daily like he wanted me to. and exactly as these two things collided just. cockroaches everywhere. great.

[winepresswrath]

what is an entire book about how Lestat was evil and cruel but his dick was just so good Louis couldn't stay away that ends with "the love of my life, the vampire Armand," but the perfect valentine as sung by your side piece?