#fucking delicious

[housecow]

glazed cake donuts 😳😳

[giantenemyrobot]

Sorry, I gotta talk about it again but I really do love how Jack in TFP is the most blatant parallel to Optimus and his journey in becoming a Prime, it is so cool. Them both being handed responsibility that they don't want/don't think they should have but always stepping up to shoulder it anyway and learning and growing into the role! OUHG it just makes it so easy to imagine Orion going through being handed the title of Prime and later getting the Matrix! You literally get to see what he did via Jack!

"I'm not the person to be doing this. It shouldn't be me" and everyone else saying "But it is you. You have to do this." And then they do

[frnkiebby]

still on a leathermouth frank kick~🎃

[louisisalarrie]

ok what the fucj

[eljd2r2]

[lafortis]

Bro tell me how I just experienced one of the finest, tiny, one man taquerias in my life in fuckin Dawson City, Yukon. My man is up here holding it down for Mexico dude holy shit

[howdoyousleep3]

This came up in my Pinterest feed recently and I think I stopped breathing for a couple seconds.

It screams Senator and intern - and boy, was that the only Thot in my brain for the rest of the day

I liiiiiiiiterally have this picture saved on my phonnnnnnne because it's so Senator and Intern!! 😮‍💨

[pinkinkkink]

i want either:

to go out to one of those joints where its fine and not only be ~*just*~ the right shape for exactly that one specific person but be shown off by them, and in turn show off what im willing to do with whom and have a grand time until our eyes are rolling back 🥵🥵

oooorrrrr

to go somewhere private and intimate and see how sneakily we can fuck right under one or more someones' noses. 🥴🥴 close quarters, hiding every little breath until someone is all full without anyone being the wiser...

[pillowbo]

The urge to pin a woman down and devour her cunt is taking up way too much of my brain for it to be good for me. I want to make her come and come and come and scream and go from running her fingers through my hair to pushing my head away from the overstimulation but I Just. Keep. Eating. I just keep fucking her cunt with my tongue and sucking on her clit until she cries bloody murder. Fuck. I'm ace but I don't know, it's a craving buried deep I guess to suck out a woman's soul through every last drop of her pleasure.

[alberta-sunrise]

Getting good at these 🙈

[frnkiebby]

hello hi yes help?~🎃

[cirwedh]

Dragon Age Replay: Inquisition

Unlike the first two games, where I guided the story, my husband is handling the whole shebang this time. I have played through this one A LOT (my keep had something like 19 partial games and I’ve def played “offline” too), but he’s only played once. Eight years ago. Without any prior knowledge of the series.

All this to say that he knows about Solas, but…

I don’t think he knows about Blackwall.

[just-a-creep-babe]

https://www.tumblr.com/just-a-creep-babe/733462937178603520/httpswwwtumblrcomjust-a-creep-babe7310828004

NO BC I HAVE THE ✨PERFECT✨ CONCEPT

Picture me this; absolutely hating Habit (as one would, lets be honest) bc he tore your friend group/family apart and took over your bestie Evan's body. BUT THEN something happens (maybe a sickness or whatever, idk) and *Habit* helps you into the pool to cool down (maybe you are overheating or whatever) and bc its been proven he has to hold you to get your heart rate and blood pressure down (this has been proven btw 🤭) and it works and it gets fixed!

*cue Vinny and Jeff just seeing the moment and just sensing a vibe* (and Habit can't help but notice that your heart is beating just a little too hard when he helps you stand 🤭)

https://www.tumblr.com/daemonsrhaenyras/181354264378/25-days-of-ships-day-23-elijah-hayley-the

(gif inspo bc I say so)

👀👀👀

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

Remarried Empress has hit the Find Out phase, let's go boys!!!

[chronicallytirednixon]

guys doc roe would be so proud of me

i made some fucking DELICIOUS cajun chicken pasta

that shit is demolished, devoured and digested

[llondonfog]

Yana really said give the people (diasomnia stans, me) what they want, huh!!!!!!!!!!!