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Glad to see Stolas's gaydar is on fucking FLEEK still
#helluva boss#sinmas#stolas#andrealphus#helluva boss spoilers#when i tell you I nearly spat out my water when he called him “ice queen”#and when Blitzø called him “elsa”#fucking comedy gold
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"Rayla! Callum wants to have ten babies with you!"
#shut it ash#ash watches the dragon prince#fucking comedy gold#and stella's little “oooooooh”#the dragon prince spoilers#tdp#the dragon prince
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Was listening to a jmart moments compilation while reading papers for research and got absolutely whiplashed by the ending to MAG200 being immediately followed by Epiphany with no transition or delay.
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#gold#comedy gold#comedy#lol#this is the best#woodworking#tiktok#art#it's so funny#funny#the fucking delivery#alcohol#punchline
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Incredible visual gag
#wacky watermelons#dnd#the puppet is a bunny/lizard type thing#and the joke wrote itself#i can put anything there. fish. sword. exclamation points#fucking comedy gold
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Such a testament to Hahn’s skill as a comedy performer, that as unhinged as the episode one interrogation read from her side, seeing it from Billy’s perspective is just fucking bananas.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#her fucking little hose nozzle ‘gun’#him very patiently being like ‘yes floooowers. niiiice painting.’#the general vibe that rio was ENTIRELY in her head before kicking down the door#obsessed with it. comedy fucking gold through and through#the clicky pen sequence about took me out
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Ive been giggli g at this for 5 minutes
(Made by @person-likest0ast )
i found an old storyboard.
#not my art#art!!#tadc jax#pomni#tadc pomni#art#jax#tadc jax fanart#tadc pomni fanart#bro really fell and ate shit#fucking comedy gold
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Prompt 170
Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit.
Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too.
And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?
The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck-
Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Jason & Talia & the Assassins are just standing there in utter confusion#Dusan also standing there: Oh thank fuck his sparring buddy is back we kept losing operatives whenever Father decided to be affectionate#Most of the League is at least Ecto contaminated but the Al Ghuls are Liminal AF#Danny as a teen: Ur a lil bitch lmao#Ras as a teen: Well fuck you too I hope the earth swallows you where you stand#Danny as an adult when he sees his friend: Hey Bitch#Ras to everyone’s horror: Hey Fucker you’re a decade late#Danny: Had a king to kill you know how it is#Talia: Alright Jason time for you to go to Gotham I think there might be hallucinogens in the Base#Jason: No I want to see more of this this is comedy gold#Tiny Damian doing mental gymnastics: Is this Grandmother?????#No one knows how the fuck to describe their relationship- are they friends?? Rivals?? Lovers?? Just too dudes who apparently have known#each other for a Very long time????
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“In life, you always have a choice. Sometimes, it’s easier to think that you don’t.”
“I don’t want to be brave. I just want to be myself.”
“Some lives have been foretold, Merlin. Take heart, for when Albion’s need is greatest, Arthur will rise again.”
“There is not right or wrong. Only what is and what isn’t.”
“An half cannot hate what truly makes it whole.”
“No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny.”
“I’m happy to be your servant, until the day I die.”
“Sometimes, you have to do what is right and damn the consequences!”
“You’re a son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic. You are magic itself.”
“Everything here—is so full of life. Every tree, every leaf, every insect. It’s as if the world is… Vibrating. As if everything is much more than itself.”
“I don’t want you to change. I want you, to always—be you.”
“Until then, we go unmarked in death as in life.”
“You’re wrong. Don’t think I don’t understand loyalty just because I’ve got no one left to be loyal to.”
“You’re like two sides of the same coin.”
And in the same show, you’ve got an episode where the entire castle suffers from flatulence, Uther goes bald, the court physician slaps the king across the aforementioned bald head, more than once, while being possessed by a Goblin, the prince Arthur Pendragon gets donkey ears and brays, and another one when Uther, none other than the King of Camelot, marries a Troll.
The duality.
#i live for it honestly#they killed a character the previous episode and then apologised with a goblin#pure gold if you ask me#also peak comedy in my humble opinion#but these quotes are iconic? like hello?!?! they go hard?! what the fuck#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin x arthur#especially mordred#it hits home honestly#merlin quotes#and gwen and morgana’s quotes too? damn#how did they come up with this genius and then gave us that horrible finale#somehow#i do wonder
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so i'm going to go fucking insane because for a while this aspect of malenia's character design has been bothering me and making me think I'm seeing things and going fucking crazy.
the aspect in question is malenia's left arm:
when i first saw malenia's arm my first thought was oh okay they're probably just bandages or some sort of wraps.
but then you look a bit closer and like
idk about you (because i might be losing it) but it seems like the mesh of whatever the fuck that is very clearly melded with her skin in a way/it looks like it's going into and then emerging out of her skin (which is HORRIFYING to think of I won't lie).
and once again i thought i was going crazy and seeing things because surely these were just meant to be wraps or bandages like the ones we see in the scene of her fighting radahn right?
and then the thought of the needle came to my mind. along with something malenia says in her cutscene before we fight her.
"my flesh was dull gold"
huh. now isn't that interesting.
this would imply that in order to stall the rot from consuming his sister, miquella made a plan to sew unalloyed gold into malenia's skin using his needle in a last-ditch attempt to save her arm.
(granted it's funnier to imagine he just sticks it in her arm and goes okay great all done! and that's probably the canon way it went but)
the thought of the sheer pain malenia must've gone through during this process, to be honest, and the thought of the guilt miquella must've felt at having to force his sister to endure even more agony just to help her is just sad.
and all of it is done just in an attempt to salvage what they can of her and hope that more can't be taken.
edit: btw when looking at malenia pre-bloom and pre-losing her needle it looks like there's a proper layer/cover/whatever it is around her arm up till her knuckles making it seem like an actual covering or layer on top of her skin and what not, but when we fight her post-bloom and post-losing needle it appears like some of the layers have either flaked or fallen away and that reveals that it's actually meshed with/into her skin.
#elden ring#im going to sleep now#i think i will be losing it#if i stay awake any longer#because what the fuck is this#what am i supposed to do with this#it's not even canon and im losing my mind over possible implications#because can you imagine#miquella having to literally stitch his sister's rotting skin back together using unalloyed gold#he is scared and desperate and he doesn't know what else to do or how else to possibly help#and malenia is in so much PAIN#but she loves her brother and trusts in what he's doing and so she endures#god i love all their character designs but hers is just INSANE#malenia blade of miquella#miquella the unalloyed#miquella#malenia#okay BUT#the comedy of miquella being like “hey malenia look over there!”#and just sticking the needle into her arm when she's not looking is great#also miquella using his sister as his home ec project#like wow he's practicing sewing using his sister good for him#i'm sorry don't take this seriously i'm losing my mind
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This line was gay as fuck but what's even funnier is the way Dean inserts it straight out of left field, completely out of nowhere. It's a point he wanted to acknowledge within this conversation but for the life of him could not have chosen a smoother way to do it.
AND HE SAYS IT BEFORE THIS!!!!
There is a link to gayness and Cas getting laid and honestly it's hilarious to see an invitation this blatant in the earlier seasons of Supernatural. I'm surprised it even got approval because there is literally no other way to interpret this than Dean inviting Cas. This love story really ran itself despite some of its creators not wanting it, huh, and it started a narrative even from the very beginning i.e. not haphazardly plotted out later to justify Cas' confession, because it's always been there.
#it'd be even funnier if dean did this unconsciously like#if we got to hear his inner monologue he probably wouldn't even think twice of it#which is just. comedy gold lmao wdym gay wdym cas ain't dying a virgin#those two things are linked in dean's head he knew before He Knew#they should've fucked dirty and nasty in the back of the impala after leaving the “den of iniquity” smh#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#deancas#5x03#spn#spn 5x03
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Lethal Company continues to deliver
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Bonus:
#did anyone else have an outsider phase in middle school. or was that just me#anyways hunk and pidge figured out how to watch earth movies#or specifically the outsiders. whichever is funnier#i just think that imagining keith as a greaser is so fucking funny#like sure. the clothes would fit his character#but the slicked back greased up hair with keiths mullet????? comedy gold#voltron#also if you couldnt tell i just rewatched the outsiders#that movie is so so so funny to me#there are some Transitions that are so bad theyre good#and the fact that the plot makes no sense unless youve read the book? why did they do that#also they say 'man' over 50 times in that movie#with dally saying over half even though hes barely there#(fun fact from middle school me)#voltart
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you get zero context
#kandidandi drew a thing#sundrop#moondrop#y/n#CONKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!!#THESE BOYS ARE SNORK MIMIMIMIIMIMIMING!!!#HOONK SHOOOOOOO#THEY’RE EXHAUSTED#i think its really funny how they can never fit on a normal bed#comedy gold
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watching cellbit blowing himself up after the final debate giggling and kicking my feet it's so fucking funny and also his dumb little kanye moment at the end he's sooooo
#bell.txt#vodwatching#tbc its the 'i guess we'll never know.' mic drop attempt#and then the fucking tnt wont go off#its just so funny im like crying laughing#and then he spends like three minutes running around trying to blow himself up while roier follows him around going#'gatinho no youre so sexy'#its comedy gold truly
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It was time I posted my obligatory II fanchildren for those who haven’t seen them yet.
Milk Carton (Payjay) - Penny(Nickloon) - Painty Jr.(Lightbrush) - Wax Sealer (Silvercandle) - Rubber Ducky (Soapmic) - Red Envelope (Tissues x Yin-Yang) - Jalapeño (Pickle x Taco/Pickle x Knife) - Nakiri Knife (Pickle x Knife) - Blueprint (Fantube) - Moldy Cheese (Comedy Gold)
I have pleanty more kids but I was only able to post 10 images so here you go and I might post part 2 later
#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity 2#Inanimate Insanity Invitational#ii#Inanimate Insanity fanchildren#payjay#nickloon#I fucking love Nickloon man you font even know#lightbrush#silvercandle#soapmic#tissues x yin-Yang#pickle x knife#taco too I guess#fantube#comedy gold
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