#fucking comedy gold

[atrociousgargamelitis]

Glad to see Stolas's gaydar is on fucking FLEEK still

[heroinetales]

"Rayla! Callum wants to have ten babies with you!"

[absolutelyabby23]

Was listening to a jmart moments compilation while reading papers for research and got absolutely whiplashed by the ending to MAG200 being immediately followed by Epiphany with no transition or delay.

[im-still-a-robot]

Incredible visual gag

[novelconcepts]

Such a testament to Hahn’s skill as a comedy performer, that as unhinged as the episode one interrogation read from her side, seeing it from Billy’s perspective is just fucking bananas.

[eeriemauss]

Ive been giggli g at this for 5 minutes

(Made by @person-likest0ast )

i found an old storyboard.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 170

Once again on my Ras & Danny being training rivals thanks to time travel bullshit. 

Look, Danny knows about the league of Assassins, but he almost dies of laughter when he realizes it’s the modern name of the league of Shadows. He’s an adult now, has been for a while, he’s allowed to find the situation he’s found himself in amusing. Hell, his sparring buddy who is somehow still alive is laughing too. 

And no one else knows what’s going on, okay? This random man walked into their secret base, completely ignored the many assassins trying to stop him, and called their illustrious leader a “Little Bitch Man” and they are now fighting?

The fighting is familiar, but why the fuck is Ras cackling and saying things like “Ayreh Feek” back. Practically saying “Fuck you,” while laughing and oh Pit, they’re Bantering this is terrifying, why has Ras not won yet, why has this man not died yet and- bodies aren’t supposed to bend like that what the fuck- 

Ras on the other hand, has One friend, who is immortal like him, actually remembers the shit he complains about, is also down for saving endangered animals, and actually knows how to spar! It’s not a proper spar unless someone loses at least a hand that has to be reattached! And honestly, people nowadays should know that the proper greeting to an old friend is to instantly try to kill the other. 

[cometblaster2070]

so i'm going to go fucking insane because for a while this aspect of malenia's character design has been bothering me and making me think I'm seeing things and going fucking crazy.

the aspect in question is malenia's left arm:

when i first saw malenia's arm my first thought was oh okay they're probably just bandages or some sort of wraps.

but then you look a bit closer and like

idk about you (because i might be losing it) but it seems like the mesh of whatever the fuck that is very clearly melded with her skin in a way/it looks like it's going into and then emerging out of her skin (which is HORRIFYING to think of I won't lie).

and once again i thought i was going crazy and seeing things because surely these were just meant to be wraps or bandages like the ones we see in the scene of her fighting radahn right?

and then the thought of the needle came to my mind. along with something malenia says in her cutscene before we fight her.

"my flesh was dull gold"

huh. now isn't that interesting.

this would imply that in order to stall the rot from consuming his sister, miquella made a plan to sew unalloyed gold into malenia's skin using his needle in a last-ditch attempt to save her arm.

(granted it's funnier to imagine he just sticks it in her arm and goes okay great all done! and that's probably the canon way it went but)

the thought of the sheer pain malenia must've gone through during this process, to be honest, and the thought of the guilt miquella must've felt at having to force his sister to endure even more agony just to help her is just sad.

and all of it is done just in an attempt to salvage what they can of her and hope that more can't be taken.

edit: btw when looking at malenia pre-bloom and pre-losing her needle it looks like there's a proper layer/cover/whatever it is around her arm up till her knuckles making it seem like an actual covering or layer on top of her skin and what not, but when we fight her post-bloom and post-losing needle it appears like some of the layers have either flaked or fallen away and that reveals that it's actually meshed with/into her skin.

[dollopole]

“In life, you always have a choice. Sometimes, it’s easier to think that you don’t.”

“I don’t want to be brave. I just want to be myself.”

“Some lives have been foretold, Merlin. Take heart, for when Albion’s need is greatest, Arthur will rise again.”

“There is not right or wrong. Only what is and what isn’t.”

“An half cannot hate what truly makes it whole.”

“No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny.”

“I’m happy to be your servant, until the day I die.”

“Sometimes, you have to do what is right and damn the consequences!”

“You’re a son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic. You are magic itself.”

“Everything here—is so full of life. Every tree, every leaf, every insect. It’s as if the world is… Vibrating. As if everything is much more than itself.”

“I don’t want you to change. I want you, to always—be you.”

“Until then, we go unmarked in death as in life.”

“You’re wrong. Don’t think I don’t understand loyalty just because I’ve got no one left to be loyal to.”

“You’re like two sides of the same coin.”

And in the same show, you’ve got an episode where the entire castle suffers from flatulence, Uther goes bald, the court physician slaps the king across the aforementioned bald head, more than once, while being possessed by a Goblin, the prince Arthur Pendragon gets donkey ears and brays, and another one when Uther, none other than the King of Camelot, marries a Troll.

The duality.

[lixenn]

LMAO??? That ridiculous headcanon is amazing 🤣🤣🤣 Apple, what a legend... (Note: I needed to look up who the fuck Wonomichi is cause I haven't read that Arc in years but after realizing who Apple meant it cracked me up so hard TT)

Celina's sleep headcanon is so sad though??? I want to give her a hug and hot chocolate 😭😭

Glad that I was right that Redacted is totally stable and completely normal with no cracks in her psyche whatsoever, no sireeeee 🤣🤣

Knock Knock! Ask game time! Let me add to your inbox hehehehe

For apple: 💩

For Celina: ⌛

For Redacted: 🐢

Good luck with studying!!💜💜💜🫂🫂

Hello Lix!! Thank you for sending this in while I cope with being stuck in study hell :) This was a real fun mix of questions!!

🍎 Apple 

💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

If you were to ask Apple what animal she would want as her partner/box animal she would pick... Wonomichi!

Kawahira: "He's not an animal." Apple: "He's so sweet though, can't I have him? Pleaasee 🥺??" Kawahira: "No." Apple: "I could treat him better!" Kawahira: "I treat him just fine." Apple: "... I could treat him worse 😈" Kawahira:

🌙Celina 

⌛for a sleep headcanon

Sleep used to come easy to Celina. She would be the type to have a good sleep schedule. The type where once she puts her head down she’s out like a light and is easily able to enter a deep sleep. But… Things are different now. Now she lies awake. Scared to close her eyes and be in her own thoughts because when she is she keeps thinking back to the past. Of all those she’s lost and all the mistakes she made. She thinks of all the things she wishes she said or did differently… And the sleep itself. God. the nightmares. Sometimes sleeping is worse than being awake.

💭[Redacted]

🐢 for a mental health headcanon I don’t know why you would send this prompt in. [Redacted] is the most mentally stable and healthy individual there is. She’s the epitome of great mental health… Okay but for real where to even begin with her… [Redacted]... Is bad with emotions. Other’s emotions but especially her own. Very bad at understanding them and regulating them. She’s the type to lash out even when she’s the one at fault ❤️

Original Prompt List ☆

[vendettasfanfictioning]

This line was gay as fuck but what's even funnier is the way Dean inserts it straight out of left field, completely out of nowhere. It's a point he wanted to acknowledge within this conversation but for the life of him could not have chosen a smoother way to do it.

AND HE SAYS IT BEFORE THIS!!!!

There is a link to gayness and Cas getting laid and honestly it's hilarious to see an invitation this blatant in the earlier seasons of Supernatural. I'm surprised it even got approval because there is literally no other way to interpret this than Dean inviting Cas. This love story really ran itself despite some of its creators not wanting it, huh, and it started a narrative even from the very beginning i.e. not haphazardly plotted out later to justify Cas' confession, because it's always been there.

[oomles]

Lethal Company continues to deliver

[eyeballs-in-my-head]

How do you think MK would react to finding out the truth about how Macaque died?

Knowing that he's wielding the exact same weapon? Do you think he'd feel how actually cold it is in his hands from then on? It's always cool, but after knowing, would he feel a different kind of frigid than before?

Or in quiet moments when he's alone he'd sit thinking and his eyes would unconsciously search for any history of that battle? Gold cannot rust, so it'd be easy to spot.

Also, since we're at this topic. Imagine if Wukong initially hasn't cleaned the staff for...well, gods know how long, because he thought "that's the only thing left of him". And, well, he didn't want to get rid of..."him"

On today's episode of: I'm Sad So I Need To Make Everyone Else Sad Too So We Can Suffer Together <3

[bleh1bleh2]

Bonus:

[kandidandi]

you get zero context