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moog-enthusiast · 1 year ago
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not quite kissing
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xochimillilili · 3 months ago
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Kintober day 8: Intox
Recently just been reallyyyy into the idea of getting my cute little pet all fuzzy headed and high. Sitting them on my lap while we watch a movie, maybe at one point giving them a little snack, a little doggie treat, for always being such a good sweet pup. Giving it to them directly in their mouth, and keeping my fingers in their mouth after they swallow it, have them keep resting on me until their whole entire body feels all fuzzy, all soft and needy as they realize they're sucking and drooling on my fingers.
I want to slowly grope them all over, squeeze and grip on their soft tits, rub their tummy and gently scratch my nails along their hips down to their plush soft thighs. Each movement breaking them down even more until they're moaning and babbling with the lightest of touch, completely empty headed for me and slowly grinding on my cock
Barely able to even form out words to tell me what they want, just whining so sweetly like a cute puppy should. Want to pull on their collar, get them even blushier as I see how they cutely paw at my chest and the top of my shorts
Gently whispering,"what's that pup? Seems you're all worked up now hmm? Seems you want a different kind of treat now... maybe you wanna bounce on your favorite toy~? Come on honey, show me exactly what you want~" as I pull my throbbing cock out and see how they cutely drool with need~ ♡
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butcharyastark · 1 year ago
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i cannot explain how simultaneously complexly fascinating and deeply hilarious this fucking intimate coming out scene between flint and silver is in the s3 finale of black sails.
like. imagine you are james flint. you have a horrible secret tragic backstory you won't tell anyone about how you became the fearsome and capable pirate captain you are today. that tragic backstory involves being the bisexual unicorn for a rich couple's poly triad dreams in 1700s england. you confide in someone outside of this dynamic for the first time after everything happened about what happened because they asked to know. you bare your soul uncharacteristically about being bisexual, polyamorous, and griefstricken. nobody else but one person in your life has seen this of you. the person you confide this to is someone that genuinely worried about you killing them in front of your entire crew like, literally 10 days ago, for confessing to betraying you abt smth that took months of efforts and dozens of death to try to achieve. this person, who is the most kindly understanding and softspoken person on your ship of ragtag hardened pirates, looks you in the eyes by the soft lighting of the campfire under cover of nightfall after burying literal and now metaphorical secrets, and says, in order, to your FACE, that 1) firstly he is a hashtag gay ally (in the 1700s) and so sorry for your loss but 2) he's been thinking lately it's kind of weird everybody around flint dies and he doesn't want to be next bc everybody flint trusts is a dead man walking bc 3) hey flint have you ever considered maybe it's your fault this happened and that you are doomed bc of just who you are as a person? and 4) but it's okay actually bc if it came down to it i think i've grown as a person enough that if anyone dies in this partnership it will be you 😤
like. to his face. i repeat, to the face of the most feared pirate this side of the americas, who has considered killing him within the past month or two, who opened up to silver in the most baring way possible for a regular man, much less a man like flint--to his FACE silver said that "maybe the homophobia you experienced that ruined your entire life was actually your fault for existing and everybody you love is doomed to die because being around you is a curse :/" in the most GENTLY understanding tone of voice while staring deeply into his eyes and professing genuine care and friendship and respect for him.
i'd lose my mind. i'd implode. no fucking wonder flint takes a preparatory, longsuffering swig of liquor with the most exasperated expression i've ever seen on a 40+yo man's face the literal second silver's mouth is open for longer than 2 sentences. silver is SO goddamn lucky this man stopped seeing him as an enemy 6 weeks ago and instead switched to begrudgingly ominous mentor and weird older brother.
and they're both still being friendly about it like silver isn't casually portending one of their deaths because of the other because of the inherent darkness of their souls and like flint hasn't killed men on his own crew for saying less than this behind his back. this is fucking insane energy. i want to study them both. i want to microwave them at high heat. i want to put them in a jar and shake it. you two really live like this?
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arlos-warm-drpepper · 1 year ago
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Shipping is so silly because there’s one ship that you’ve been hardcore shipping since you were 9 and it’s always in the back (or the front) of your mind and it physically hurts your heart that it wasn’t officially canon and it’s so important and you can’t watch the show without feeling your heart tighten in your chest because it will never be real and it will only ever be in your head and it’s just something that consumes your every waking thought.
And then you open Tumblr and see Mpreg fanart of them and it’s like ???? So this is the thing that eats at me every night ???
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verdantvain · 8 months ago
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My therapist just told me, "If gender If was a flavour, you'd be a kitkat sold in Japan." What does that mean for me?
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shimshamshimsham · 6 months ago
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gonna just post this cuz I've been seeing a lot of lesbian vriska stuff recently and just . no .
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snikt111 · 8 months ago
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look. in real life i believe in breaking the cycle if violence. but in monkey man i believe in dev patel and a bunch of badass beautiful women beating the shit out of awful people.
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whorejolras · 7 months ago
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am i the only one who thinks celebrating pride month in the middle of an ongoing genocide is a bit................... 😒
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hazzzyrider · 1 year ago
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My crush at work wore a really cute skirt and puffy sleeve combo today and when I heard her say she did it so she could take her shots better I tell you I almost fucking died on the spot holy FUCK
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leighsartworks216 · 2 years ago
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Watching Encanto (for the third time this week) and i just noticed
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There's two guys dancing right here. It goes by pretty quick, but sure enough there they are
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johnwicklover1999 · 2 years ago
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rick has two hands for wheatley and curiosity but this does not stop glados
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toughtink · 2 years ago
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wish people would stop saying cosplay is banned in florida
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xochimillilili · 3 months ago
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Desperately need to punish, yet reward a cute little puppy, give them what they deserve after being such a cute little tease towards me all day, finally coming home to use them like they were begging for
So don't get all whiny now my love, you were just being such a fucking tease all day, getting my cock throbbing at the sight of your gorgeous body. Only right for a cute slut like you to be treated and used~ Good precious boys like you are just made to be stripped and bent over~
What's that pup? You aren't ready yet? I'm not sure baby, your pretty cunt looks real drippy just from me slapping your throbbing clit. And I can tell that you got into your toys and stretched that cute little ass of yours to be ready for me to fuck. Seems you really were all needy for this all day you fucking preciously adorableee bitch in heat~
Awww, look at you~ My cute little puppy slut seems to have run out of big words, mmh? You're whining just like a little puppy should~ That's okay little one, you don't need words now, just relax and let me take care of you. You and I are just gonna have some extra fun before our usual evening cuddle n nap time my love. I know you've been waiting to be my precious cumslut fuck pet all day~
Let's see how fucking well you can take what you beg for then pup. That's it, good boy~ I'm so proud of you baby. I bet you'll become a shaking whimpering adorableee fucked out puppy soon enough. A pup can only only take so much pain and pleasure before getting all empty headed after all~
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inutaffy · 1 year ago
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well at least it won’t be weird when the party gets older next season and it’s then all normal and fine to explore, or be ‘weird’ since the fandom gets to be like the older st teen fans since they’ll be the same age. anyone who still calls it “weird” (whatever that means lol, exploring a character’s adolescent experience during all teen ages isn’t weird especially when it’s queer.) after s5 needs to do some maturing themselves or learn a fandom doesn’t cater to them and you have to coexist with mature content. this fandom has behaved so abnormally we’re overdue for just being a regular community that scrolls past things we don’t like lol, and no that’s not an invite to bring up anything that’s previously happened when I’m talking about how your statement in the tags of that post becomes null after next season and people will be responsible for curating their own space.
man yall dont listen to me
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sandinmybed · 1 year ago
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if you want to come into my ask and minimise what JKR has done when she is literally the direct cause of most of the transphobic culture war that is currently ruining my country then be my fucking guest but you can do it off anon
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grey29 · 1 year ago
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When you’re a teenage dirtbag who only eats hot pockets but you’re 21 and literally have a degree in thinking and can have a discussion about the queer theory that explains why you’re being a teenage dirtbag at 21.
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