#fuckin. lmao

[oddthesungod]

Essek: I want to study you Ashton: haha, like... carnally? ;)

[brainrotcharacters]

Penelope a madwoman for going "Oh, you're not my husband? Move the bed, then." And the man put his whole Odyussy into being outraged

[antlersish]

Men who lost their reflections

[shotmrmiller]

stalker!reader getting stuck in simon’s house, like midway through a window or something. she’s panicking about not being perfect to meet him and he’s like 👀 oh hello today’s THE day is it

oh this is so gross because he's totally tampered with the windows. see, he's noticed the faint fingerprints on the glass. eyes the smudges, tips of his fingers tracing your carelessness. mistakes demand consequences, he thinks.

the next time you curl your fingers around the frame to push up, something feels off. it doesn't slide smoothly like usual but hitches for just a fraction of a second. a hesitation in the glide. it's not obvious enough for you to notice but it's strange enough for it to scratch at the back of your mind. and then, right as you lean forward, hands scrabbling against the window sill, it drops.

sudden. fast. heavy enough to knock the breath from your lungs, to leave you pinned, struggling, legs dangling uselessly. it presses into your back, keeping you firmly in place, and when you hear heavy, measured footsteps coming from behind getting closer, you realize.

you were expected.

[olessan]

uh oh. oh boy. oh boys, even

[gallusgalluss]

a light oh so bright

[boarloved-art]

(ID on alt text) wangxian rgrk save meeeee

[mgu-h]

mexico city gp 2024 carlando 🧡❤️

[kasieli]

You know what they say: a spicy sketch a day keeps the doctor away 😉

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: Season 1 ↳ "Oh, the misery."

[painted-bees]

she came to me in a dream

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it���

[artieseni]

yeah sure whatever his new model is cool but what about the receding hairline and the silly little moustache, huh????

primis richtofen call me back baby i miss you sm

[serv0z]

A truth too dangerous to behold

[1randomperson15]

What's the context for this? Wrong answers only

[dapper-lil-arts]

Season 8 finale if it was awesome